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February 10, 2026 13 mins
A man got arrested for mooning a group of teenagers

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:59):
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(01:21):
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(01:41):
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Speaker 1 (02:23):
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Speaker 3 (02:29):
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up women using smart glasses and then you know, share
it with other dudes. This is how you pick up chicks. Okay, dude,

(02:51):
those smart glasses are wild.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Don't they have a light though? When they're recording.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
They're they're supposed to.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, maybe some of the newer models don't, but yeah,
the the ones I was looking at definitely have a light.
Definitely a little hindrance when you're trying to pick up
a chicken. Got a spotlight on her?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
What's red light on your glasses? Um? No, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Paramedican Marylands facing to two dozen criminal charges after urinating
well just everywhere at work, including in the refrigerator in
a pot of chili.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Oh yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Was let it loose?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
You know? I jokingly say, look, you're a man. The
world is your urinal, not the refrigerator.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Not the pot of chili.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Pot of chili, man, what are you doing? Two dozen
criminal charges in that case? Okay?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
A cup? It's like a cup for two even three
of coffee or tea day, helps keep dementia away.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh well, it's nice. Let's see Sam Donald in the
news because you know he was good enough, right he?
Uh what? He was nineteen or thirty eight attempts for
two hundred and two yards.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
He'll actually lose a significant amount of money because California
hosted this year's big event. It is worth noting that
Donald signed a three year, wow, one hundred million dollar
contract with the Seahawks in March of twenty twenty five.
He's not hurting for the money. However, the Golden State's
notorious jock tax means that Donald will have to fork

(04:38):
over more in taxes than he receives in his Super
Bowl winners bonus. Now, Donald receives one hundred and seventy
eight thousand dollars for winning the Super Bowl, but O's
California and estimated two hundred and forty nine thousand in
the state because the number of days he was working

(04:59):
in the state.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Because he was there.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
For like a week, right, they counted it as eight
days working, so he had to pay eight days worth
of his year's salary.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
He has to pay taxes on that, right, So.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
It comes out as a seventy one thousand dollars net
loss for the Seahawks winning quarterback.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Oh no, this is pretty common though.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Almost every athlete is paying some sort of a jock
tax wherever they go. Lebron James has to file taxes
in nineteen different states just because that's where he plays
during the year.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I feel like Lebron doesn't have to file in any state.
He has a team of dudes that he just has
do all that nonsense for him.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I would assume the same goes for Sam Darnold and
basically every other athlete that's her. When you're paying your manager,
that's what you're paying for.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
But what a pain in the ass because of what
he makes. And because California's jock taxes so hi, you know,
because their employment tax is so high, it just comes
out to a seventy thousand dollars net loss.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Like, holy moly.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
The only places that you're not paying that jock tax
when you go to is basically Texas, Florida, and Washington.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Well, all right, so how about this underweight bull moose.
Apparently you got really cold. This happened in like a
week ago when it was really cold. They're just across
the Washington border into Canada. This town's called Been Fought,
Been Faint anyways, just across the border into Canada. But

(06:37):
this bull moose had taken refuge from the cold, fall
asleep beside a home's dryer vent on one of those
really cold days. Well, the mom walks out of the
house to start the car. She gets startled by the moose,
or startles the moose, or the moose comes after her,
and the sun's inside of the house. He said, I
open the door, and seven or eight feet from the

(06:58):
door is a three year old bull.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Moose that in on the top of my mom.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Oh, so the boy moose had knocked it down, So
the dude runs over it. He does what every dude
would probably do it this time he punches the moose.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Punched the moose.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
He punched the moose in the head.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
How did that work out?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Didn't It didn't do anything?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
And then he grabbed a shovel and he hit the
moose a few times, caused it to leave his mother
and go after him instead, and there was struck between
him and the moose. He said he was hit the
stomach multiple times, saying the door framed. He was He said,
I was screwing my mom's boyfriend to wake up and
bring the gun over. And he said once he had

(07:38):
the gun, he fired five shots, trying to blind the
moose so he couldn't go after his mom. And then
and then he said to hell with it and unloaded
fifteen into the moose.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh wow, Yeah, he won that one finally.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Not many people are gonna say they punched the.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Moose though, right, Yeah, man, we don't recommend it now,
but for.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
A moment, you you kind of like Clint Eastwood, like
there's going to work, right, I want to punch the
moves now.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
It's now on your bucket list.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I'm like, if you hit him.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Square in the nose and that big olds, I bet
it's a Gucci you know, I bet it's like.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
All right?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
So how about this crazy daycare worker in Illinois. Dude,
this girl's twenty three.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
You see this she gave She gave a bunch of kids.
Looks like.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
She told him it was candy and it was laxatives.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Uh oh always always a great switch aeroo there.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
And I guess she was doing it because she said
to the cops that she had a bad day. Her
name is Yazelle Jerez. She's twenty Three's chartered three counts
attempt to aggravate a battery cause and bally harned a
victim under the age of thirteen, endangering the life and
health of a child, both which are misdemeanors. She'd been

(09:07):
given chewable laxats to the kids, and it looks like
multiple parents said that their children were attending the school
had reactions to it. Oh man, each child, each child
that she gave laxitus to two years and younger.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Oh So, basically she'd had enough, and she's calling the parents, like,
your kid's pooping too much?

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Can you come pick them up?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
When you have multiple parents, I'll complain about the kids
just with exploding diarrhea. It's gonna get back to the
owners of the daycare center.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
At some point they did.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, one of the kids was seventeen months old and
she gave laxitus too.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yikes, that's gonna be a mess.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Man.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
I don't care who you are, right, I mean, it's.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Bad enough for for full grown with I can imagine
Tyler's trying to control that.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Oh, feel bad for.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Him, all right. Lastly, this stude of Florida named William Heath.
He gets into an argument with some teenagers and McDonald's
on Saturday night. I don't know what started the argument
doesn't say in the story, but Williams was so mad
that he well, the first thing he did was he
with doctor Pepper at the teens and then he did well,

(10:29):
he did the gen X thing.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
He mooned him really.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Well, yeah, man, he he did the others. All right,
you kids, I'll show you. He undo his belt and
drops and just moons him.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
I wonder what they were thinking while he's undoing his belt.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Like, what in the hell is this old man doing?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
And then boom drops his pants, shows his backside, even
rubbed his left butt.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
He can go here you go. Yeah, somebody called.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Cops and when they showed up, they arrested William, charging
with simple battery of two counts of luda exhibition.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
He said. He admitted that mooning the teams well probably
wasn't the best idea. He said he did it because
he felt upset and insulted.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I feel like throw the doctor pepper is the more.
That's where the battery comes in.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
I mean, it's rare nowadays just to see a dude
go oh yeah, well, oh yeah, well I'm gonna I'm
gonna show you.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
My backside and just do it enjoy some crack. That
was such a weird thing. Hey, you know what, let's
moon him.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
And for a lot of Gen xers we just said,
all right, right, let's do it, ready, ok it show
me as I'm not.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Sure why that was the thing, but it was. I
can't do it anymore because you get tickets like that.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
But for a moment, I think maybe are we man
Our Gen xtra is the last generation that can moon
people and get by.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
With it they could have.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yeah, wow, that is funny because in college we moon
to everybody.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Man, it was just a thing. I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Look if you're in the back seat and you're driving
down the road and there was a car full of girls, Oh, man,
chances are that was your duty.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
I mean, I think it's hilarious, just hilarious. Times we
had Keen Hall and Todd Hall face to one another,
there was a big h m in the middle, and
one was a guy's dorm, the other was a female's dorm.
And you could imagine how many times people were mooning
each other. Uh, And it was Yeah, I don't know,

(12:40):
it's always kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, but yeah, last generation to moon people and goodbye
with it.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
And people do it just in parking Lots friends show up,
hey when he pulls in, and everybody just moan.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Him, and everybody'd be like, all right, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
And you just had three or four dudes, Ah, yeah,
you ready, here they are bird.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
If you're not driving, if you're a passenger, moon somebody
to die.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Or not. See how it goes, you might get arrested.
People aren't equipped to handle that. Nowadays, you know. I mean,
younger adults will get triggered by that. Oh my god,
I just saw a butt. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Look, don't moon buses, don't moan the police. Just don't
moan nuns.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Random people. Yeah, I mean I would include all the above.
It'll make their day, trust me, right, Look, nobody's asked.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
It's perfect. They all got a crack in it.
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