Airplane passenger decides to get off the Airplane early. Costs $42K

Airplane passenger decides to get off the Airplane early. Costs $42K

Episode Transcript

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One oh seven nine KBPI Andy yourshow time for Stupid Stories and yeah you
are Stupent Stories brought to you byPyro City. That was pretty loud Sunday,
Pirro City, man, So I'msuper stoked about that. We're we're

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giving away a big old shopping spreeup there, right, It's gonna be
like supermarket sweet but with booms,yeah, bangs and exploding mortars, all
kinds of cool stuff. Pyro City, what time on Sunday? So I'm
doing that car show at the CreditUnion deal from noon to two? Uh,
I think you're there. Dang it. I gotta go check those numbers.

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Now I've seen. Now we're allin all right, Yeah, we'll
free it out by the time StupentStories tell you all about it. But
Sunday, Big Dann, we wouldbe at that Cheyenne car show being Chyenne
for the Blue Federal Credit Union carshow they're doing at the Blue World headquarters

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off Pershing Street or Boulevards Persing Boulevard, So that's gonna be a blast.
I think I'm there from like noonto two, maybe it's a little earlier,
but after that, I'm rolling.I'm rolling to Piro City maybe it's
a Piro City. I don't know. I'll fight out the times. But
Piro City, we're gonna do abig old shopping spree deal. So if
you show up there, man,you can win. How About how about

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the opportunity to roll through there andjust load up a shopping card full of
mortars? Oh that would be anepic hashtag dreams come true. Anyway,
let's get to it, man,stupid stories hit it done that? Yeah,
all right, well here we go, guy, This is awesome story.
Guy broke into a bakery in Canadathree am in the morning. He

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did so last Friday. He useda bathroom, he stole six cupcakes,
but he cleaned up after himself andactually, well he cleaned up the kitchen
as well. Even broke a glasswhen he kicked the door, and he
cleaned that up as well. Sohe's a very giving, you know,
thief, very um considerate. Yeah, yeah, I don't mean to rob

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y'all. Was just hungry. Sosix cupcakes and me sweep up at himself.
Use your bathroom, my mouth.A man in Canada was arrested on
Friday while time was still twenty onehundred dollars where the toothpaste from a grocery
store. A lot of toothpaste.That's a ton of toothpaste. What are
you doing that much toothpaste? Man? Who know toothpaste wrestling? It's like

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a fraternity you my boy? Blue. Alabama police helped the man with a
stalled car twice and then they realizedthat he's stolen it, so he was
arrested. Oh wow, damn Alabamapolice, you're here. Nice but dumb.

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Hey man, no windows busted outand looks like I got no rash
and tag. You want to jump? You need us bring you some gas?
Too? Funny all right? Possiblythe best McDonald's toy ever. It
looks like there's McDonald's in China that'sgiving out a plastic chicken nugget. This

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got a screen that you can playTetris on. Oh like what wow?
As a McDonald's toy. Damn well, I better than the little matchbox cars
I used to get. I don'tbe pretty happy with a mashbox car.
I don't know if a plastic chickennugget you can play Tetris on? It
is actually better than a car.However, much better than the plastic dinosaur

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the broken in three pieces I'll giveyou that. Um, all right,
Annie will study The Best Place toraise a family says that Fremont, California
is the best place. That's rightside of San Francisco. Just want to
point that out. Hey, yeah, if you're into like, you know,
San Francisco things, which is nowhere. You know what though, I

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was we were walking down Broadway.We did the actual whipping appearance, right,
and we walked down, Um there'sa little Italian place. Um,
what's it called under like the SouthBroadway? Yeah? No, oh,
okay, you know like Broadway comingout of town downtown. Okay, okay,

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And no joke. On the sidewalkthere was I think two or three
syringes while we were just walking.We walked about six blocks. Wow.
Yeah, and was the homeless peoplejust laying on sidewalk and a little end
a little like pound drug pounds dealthat somebody was you know, using the

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do it up in it. Icouldn't believe it. This is just doing
Broadway. They kind of took overthe Regal Theater here that just closed.
They kind of took over the sidewalkaround it, but it looks like they
cleared them out recently. But youknow, wherever they're they're all over now.
It's insane. I'm like, whatthe hell? Like, you see
that of news stories about San Francisco, but this is walking down Broadway.

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Um, all right, so willyou try anything? There's god, this
is a nasty ass item. There'sa big, old gigantic it's called a
was it try what was that thing? That big old fourteen legged crustacean that
we saw people get there. It'slike an old dinosaur roly poly bug,

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remember those. They have them sometimeson weird animal shows, and you know,
but they're a they's this wild lookingfourteen legged crustacean. It looks like
a gigantic roly poly bug, butit's like a foot, you know,
kind of like long. It's justdisgusting. It's called a giant isopod,
isopod whatever. It's disgusting. Apparentlyit's like the hottest new menu item to

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pay some restaurant. I don't know, Uh, it's they say it part
of its appeals. It looks reallycute, and I'm like, that thing
does not lit cute. It's awful. Somebody's eating it. I'm like,
oh, it kind of reminds meof like a lobster that has no clause
coming off of it. It's justsort of a it's a gigantic roly poly

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bug. Yeah, and people areeating that thing a little. I'm like,
no, that fear factor. Icould have done any of those stunts,
but eating like crickets and bugs andstupid worms, I'm like, uh,
I kind of feel like writer mighthave already tried eating a roly poly

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at some point. I wouldn't putit past them. All right, this
kind of crazy story, Albutino.It's funny because Alpuccino probably heard Robert Gennaro
got his girlfriend who was like fortyor something pregnant. He was like,
shoot, holding my metal music.He um. Alpucino, who is eighty

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three years old, just um,well, apparently just released that his girlfriend
named Nora Nora Alfala is eight monthspregnant. By the way, nor so
Alpuccino's eighty three. Nor is twentynine. Oh wow, she was.

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She was previously uh craling, Uh, I don't know. Uh Mick Jaggers
Jewels if you want to call himthat. So this woman is into the
old men, the old rich man. She's twenty nine, bro, he's
eighty three, that's crazy. Fiftyfour years looks like she or he,

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I don't know what the baby isalready has a thirty three year old sister
and a sister older than the mamajust a little bit, and then a
twenty two year old brother. Wow, well so wait, alb you know
that now his first kid until hewas like late fifties, early sixties.

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Yeah, man, eighty three dude, how y'all stunned? The people are
still cracking it up at eighty three. Ah, he mustn't put in some
work. But she's twenty nine.Man, she's a wrinkler wrestler. That's

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weird though, going from Steven Tylerto no Mick Jagger. Oh jack,
but Jagger's seventy nine, right right, saying concept right, It's not only
those guys are putting in work.There's fortunate there, you know kids.
She likes the guys with the lowt just throwing it out. I doubt

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it. They're probably does some tetherapy, baby, because you ain't doing
nothing at eighty three unless show himsome testots road, So who knows?
They might be beating the brakes offof it. But I don't know,
is it? I don't know.I feel like I find a little bit
of selfish the dudes they're eighty threeyears old or having having kids that they're

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probably never gonna see those kids graduate, right hell kindergarten? Who knows little
on high school? I don't know. At least they'll have money to leave
behind for him if you're broke ateighty nine having a kid. Totally different
stories. You think Abbatino's kid andRobert Narrow's kid are gonna get together and
watch Godfather two one day and belike, Hey, this is what a
dad looks like. All right,how many lives do you think this cat

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has used up? An eighteen poundcat fell up the sixth floor balcony six
floors, Smell asked the back windshieldof a car and the cat. It's
totally fun. He didn't even breaka single bone landing on his damn feet.
Probably stupid cat. This is whyyou can't trust cashman spawns to Satan

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right there, tells you right there, all four feet just right through the
glass. How about that hurt?Oh yeah, that's a big ass cat.
Um. All right? So atourist and a white now this scoop?
You ready for breakfast? Oh?Is it is? It breakfast time.

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Are you ready for breakfast? I'mready for breast, good man,
Because I said, if it's aguy who's driving this car, or gonna
order up big I mean big pancakes, bacon, friends, toes, spurs,
all of it, chicken and waffles. Brain. Oh okay, all
right, However, what was caveat? What was the deal? Only if

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this was a guy driving a touristdrove her car, I told you,
man, dude, I felt confidentin that bat. I'm calling for her
pants check. Nowadays you just neverknow. Anyway, tourists drove her car
into the water and at this harboron the Big Island exactly a month at

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the an incident then about another womandriving into the same harbor in Hawaii.
Oh so apparently two fishermen who werenearby assisted the motorist. M it's funny.
They filmed the vehicle sinking late Maytwenty nights so just a couple of
days ago. This guy named Drewand his son Mason, kept at the

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moment, shared it on Instagram,and the video the car slowly sinks into
the harbor as the high beams lightup the emerald water and the video of
the fishermen are yelling for the driverto immediately abandon the vehicle as she grabs
her belongings and it's MPs. Youready for this? This woman is stinking.
The water is coming in the toplike part of the door, and

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this woman is attempting to turn onher wind she'll wipers. Oh wow,
this rain came up real fast onhim. My goodness, it's so wet.
Anyway, this guy who says,well, what a way to end

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today? Huh wow. You couldn'tbelieve how dumb this woman was. I
could only imagine when it costs toget a car out of the water.
Um, I mean the tow truckcan only go so far. Do you
think it's more or less cost thanpulling the inflatable ramp on an airplane exit?

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Ooh, I would imagine that's prettypricey too. Well, you're about
to find out because apparently American Airlinepassenger she prevented a plane from taking off.
How did she do that? Shewas just being a Karen. Other
people had to reschedule their flights aftershe was asked to get off her phone.
The woman refused to the flight attendant'srequest, which apparently just because the

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flight attendant asked this woman to endher phone call. It made this woman
I rate to the point where apparentlyhis plane heading to Chicago was departing the
Buffalo Niagara International Airport in New York, and apparently this woman left her seat
after the flight attendant asked her toget off the phone, headed towards the

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front of the plane, argued withpassengers, spent on one of them,
and then she accused she's accused oftaking out her phone and recording all of
the passengers reaction. The situation escalatedwhen the woman realized that she was gonna
be in trouble because the plane well, the plane turned around. It was
like okay, So this is whenthis woman decided she was gonna leave the

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plane, whether it was back atthe gate or not. So this woman
she pushes a flight attendant opens thefront door of the plane and pulled the
emergency aircraft slide, the big slideright, the big yellow you see it
in the vouchers. Everybody's sliding downit and you look back in the plane's

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on fire. It's got a bigexplosion. Anyway, Um, this woman
activated that emergency slide and apparently heslid down it and what's funny, she
just thought she was gonna bust astroll across the airport. Just walk right,
Tom, I'm out here. Soapparently the airline says that whenever that

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emergency slide is activated, to costthe airline fifty thousand dollars. Yeah,
I bet you we didn't cause fiftyk to get that car out of that
ramp. No, No, Iwas thinking they be ten k for the
car. Yeah, this woman wasagreed to pay forty two one twenty eight
dollars in restitution. She agreed tothat her? Did they ask her like,

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right, you know that slide youtook, right, it was fifty
k? How much you willing tocough up forty two forty two? I
don't even know where one hundred andtwenty incomes in play, but that's what
she apparently agreed to pay as faras restitution to the airline as part of
her plea agreement. So you knowlast week that Bounce Empire place opened up

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up in Lafayette. I think that'dbe a cool thing for them to have
just a half of an airplane witha slide already deployed. You could try
it out without you know, actuallyhaving to pay fifty thousand dollars only if
you want to writ the place foran hour, I'll just leave it always
inflated. Just give it a shot. That's what the dive off. And

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lastly, Douglas County Shafes office warnedof dangers of car surfing trend after a
deadly crash. Deputies had responded tosix car surfing calls in the last two
weeks. Wow she right here inDouglas County. Huh uh huh. So
there was a car traveling more thanfifty five miles an hour on C.

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Four seventy near Quibbec and it hassome dude surfing on top of it.
Ooh wow. Apparently on made fifth, deputies respond to a rollover crash.
A sixteen year old critically injured inthe crash later died. The June I
was spart of city in the rearpassenger ledge of the car was traveling.

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He's found this guy. Apparently hegot out. See he was on the
rear passenger ledge of the car.That that means he was on the back
of the car. Are like thetrunk surfing on it, like hanging onto

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the spoiler perhaps or no standing Soapparently this is this is the guy.
He's climbing out, he's hanging onthe back of the the car. Um
and they call it car surfing.Uh. This is a quote from the
Sheriff's office. It is crucial tounderstand that this activity is incredibly dangerous and
the consequences can be fatal. Nothrill or general rushes. We're sacrificing your

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life with the lives of your friendsor family members. So they're encouraging people
not to do this thing called carsurfing. So yeah, probably smart.
It's uh, that's why they don'tput seatbelts on the outside of the car,
right. Uh. I give theappeal of doing some crazy goofy stuff,

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but man, cracking your head onthe asphalt is um. Yeah,
that's a quick, uh game changer. And unfortunately it's a got TikTok and
he's trends of gone viral or like, what's this crazy stunt? I don't
know as a society if we're gonnamake it, or sometimes I'm just like,
wow, we're sure are stupid?All right? There you go.

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Stupid Stories seven thirty seven. Nowanother excited episode in the final week of
Chicken Man. Will Chicken Man makeit. Oh, just the final week.
Man, I'm worried for him,like a couple more shows, so
we better get some sort of wrapup today or I know a good part
of the story. Let's get toit right at the break. It's a

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rage against machines BPI.