April 20, 2026 • 10 mins
Car gets stuck on the Train Tracks by Union Station. Plus a man gets arrested for Swapping Lego for Pasta.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KVP. I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sto yeah all start line. Yeah you are stories brought
to you by Denver playoff Town. Got a couple of dumb,
dumb Denver stories.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh do we YEA not a couple, do we yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Two of them. I don't know why this is a headline.
I don't know why these people are stupid enough things
they could outrun a humanoid robot. They just turn those
things up like, oh, oh you wanted to run forty okay,
you wanted to run fourteen? Okay, humanoid robot? That one
a half marathon race for robots and trying to ran
faster than the human world record. Well, of course it did.
(00:39):
It's a damn robot. Like, why is that?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Did you see the one that tripped over the starting line? No,
starts just like basically it just rips itself apart because
it's like just frantically flailing on the ground. Uh, just
breaks itself into pieces.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's funny. Well, so there's a there's some insight. Just
knock them over, right. Family in Pennsylvania is appearing damage
after five deer crashed through their front door. Oh it's
not blessing. So rib remodeling is now a thing. Rib remodeling,
it's a new procedure that can narrow your waist. So yes,
(01:21):
some ladies are going in and getting their ribs shortened up.
You know, if you feel your rib cage those last
ones are short anyway. I don't know, man, that's a desperate.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
This isn't like the Marilyn Manson thing of having them
just removed.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That never happened. But yes, it's something similar. A farmer
says he's been left with no other choice but to
well start breeding less photogenic cows, like he's gonna make
cattle uglier because everybody, well, he's walking up doing videos
(01:59):
and the cows aren't getting any rest. All these social
media influencers and people repeatedly disturbing his handsome herd for
selfies and for videos. Said he walked out of his
house the other day somebody was doing yoga, recording yoga
by his cows.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Oh. I don't know if making him ugly is going
to help that much, though, I.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Know, man, you make him ugly and people be all
about it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Right, look how ugly this cow is.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And besides, how do you make a how do you
make a cow like this. It's those shetling I believe they're.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Called, Oh, the ones with the long hair.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, one with the long hair. I mean, they're pretty
damn for a cow. That thing is awesome looking. They
look like they just need their hair brust. They look
like you want to go over and brust their hair. Yeah,
look at him. He looked like he's about to cry.
If you just sung any Green Day song to him,
(02:56):
I bet he would just bust out in tears. So, yeah,
now this farmer's gonna breed uglier ones. I don't know, man,
care what you ask for.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I think you're gonna get more traffic with the other cows.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, it's hard to make a cow ugly. They're so
damn cute.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's now you're gonna make him ugly cute, and that's
even more attractive.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You know. It's one thing.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
They have one with perfect hair, same colored eyes, symmetrical face.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Cute little nose, horns pointed in the right way, right.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Another one gets the dude all jacked up with twisted
eyeballs and whatnot, nose on sideways, you know, purple tongue
of people love them.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
One horn up, one horn down.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, this dude is boyfriend. A boyfriend proposes sapphire gravel
out of whatever it is with the idea. Okay, so
this dude proposed with sapphire gravel with the idea that
(03:57):
they'd find a sapphire gym inside for ring and I
guess it worked and the internet loved it. Oh he
actually found one. Okay, that's honey, if we find one,
I'm marrying you. I mean, you know she's hunting, you know,
you can you know, you know she's looking. I didn't
(04:22):
made a Washington tried to smuggle fit now in their
their their backside, okay, and when they got caught, they
straight up at m'd it.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Oh no, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They try to swallow.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It that they're gonna say, not my backside, that wasn't
my backside.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, man, this would be a really good don't do
drugs campaign commercial.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, you know he went straight.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
From where he went where to where? Yeah? Yeah, he
really didn't want to get caught. Three California residents have
been sentenced to a Well. Check out this bizarre insurance
fraud game. They'd stage fake bear attacks. I think I
mentioned this where the insurance companies got involved in it,
(05:15):
and now it looks like it's triggered out all the
way to some some homeowners that would claim they had
bear attacks on hidend cars, but it wasn't the bears
tearing up the cars. It was freaking idiots and bear costumes,
and they would turn it into their insurance company, right well,
Insance Cody decided to watch one of them, was like,
wait a minute, that's not a bear. That's a human
(05:39):
and a bear costume. What a lame way.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
To do that.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Would you try crawfish ice cream?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Would I try it?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Really like crawfish that much?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I like craws that much.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'll give it a shot.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Sure. No, No, I'm not crawfish ice cream now now,
but it's the thing now you can get it if
you want it. Boo. So if you live in an
area of Amazon's delivery drones drones, I guess some customers
have been sharing the results. They're not really impressed with
(06:17):
them because packages got to be dropped from around ten
feet and a lot of the packages aren't handling the
first fall, the first steps to do. Oh yeah, so
ten feet. A lot of packages showing them busted. Probably
need to do something about that. Several rail lines were
suspended for hours on Sunday after the vehicle was found
(06:41):
on the tracks at Union Station. Now, when we say
it was on the tracks, he took a right on,
like as he was crossing the tracks, he decided, let's go,
let's go that way, and drove right on what looks
to be how many tracks there are scooped six to seven?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Oh yeah, there's probably like that's the train yards. So
there's right in the middle of it, stacked up the tracks.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Six seven different rail lines, a kind of coming into
where this car is at and he just left it,
just bending his car right in the middle of Union
Station on Sunday. It was like, you know what, I'm
out And it had personalized tags. Did we see what
the tags were?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I believe it says Soup to you.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Soup to you.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, I think that's what the thing said. It had
something to do with soup. So if you're missing your
car and you have a soup customized plate, we're probably
not the first ones to let you know then, but.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
If we are.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
How awesome is that? It happened like a five thirty.
Here's the problem. It closed down. It closed down the
ABG and in lines. They were all suspended. And that's
that's a lot of traffic after NATS game. Yeah, so
(08:00):
there's Denver dumb dumb number one, Denver dumb dumb number two.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
No, not two of them.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I reported bomb threat prompted evacuation of a plane at
die on Sunday. This is probably somebody held up from
the traffic. They couldn't get yeah apps, Yeah, they couldn't
get out from the abs. So then I get help
with it. Let's call it the bomb threats to the airport.
You knowed an airline said before the party, you got
to fight two four to zero late for Dever the
(08:27):
Dolls International Airport. You're watching DC the d plane safely
due to a security concern. Uh looks like the airline said.
The airbus A three to two one was screened and
cleared and the sound of it. Around ten pm, the
passengers were back at the gate and they were provided
with food of water as they waited for their flight.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I wonder what the airport gives you for or the
airline gives you for food and water.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
For They gave it to two hundred passengers, right, two
hundred passengers and twelve or so flight crew.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I wonder if you just get a certificate for someplace
on the airport or if they've maybe they're come on
down to the United Lounge.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Come on down to Smashburger who's selling us. And lastly,
twenty eight year old made California. His name is Jarell Augustine.
He got arrested for stealing valuable Lego figurines from sets
and replacing him with bags of dried pasta.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh dirty.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
This is what do you do if you're wondering why
the pasta was evolved? Because it well, apparently it's easy
to mimic the weight and the rattling sound of Lego pieces.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I could see that.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, he would buy Lego sets from Target stores, replace
the figurines with dried weat some kind of pasta, returned
the sets to the stores to get the cash refunds.
He did this more than seventy times. He's geez, he's
(09:59):
stole more than thirty four thousand dollars worth of merchandise
just from napping those little figurines. Yep, he was charged
with grand theft. Police jokes. If you're master playing of
all swapping Legos for Li Guini, we promise you your
plan is cooked. So yeah, dude, Legos thirty four thousand
(10:25):
dollars worth of Legos. That's crazy, man,
One O seven nine KVP. I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sto yeah all start line. Yeah you are stories brought
to you by Denver playoff Town. Got a couple of dumb,
dumb Denver stories.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh do we YEA not a couple, do we yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Two of them. I don't know why this is a headline.
I don't know why these people are stupid enough things
they could outrun a humanoid robot. They just turn those
things up like, oh, oh you wanted to run forty okay,
you wanted to run fourteen? Okay, humanoid robot? That one
a half marathon race for robots and trying to ran
faster than the human world record. Well, of course it did.
(00:39):
It's a damn robot. Like, why is that?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Did you see the one that tripped over the starting line? No,
starts just like basically it just rips itself apart because
it's like just frantically flailing on the ground. Uh, just
breaks itself into pieces.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's funny. Well, so there's a there's some insight. Just
knock them over, right. Family in Pennsylvania is appearing damage
after five deer crashed through their front door. Oh it's
not blessing. So rib remodeling is now a thing. Rib remodeling,
it's a new procedure that can narrow your waist. So yes,
(01:21):
some ladies are going in and getting their ribs shortened up.
You know, if you feel your rib cage those last
ones are short anyway. I don't know, man, that's a desperate.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
This isn't like the Marilyn Manson thing of having them
just removed.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That never happened. But yes, it's something similar. A farmer
says he's been left with no other choice but to
well start breeding less photogenic cows, like he's gonna make
cattle uglier because everybody, well, he's walking up doing videos
(01:59):
and the cows aren't getting any rest. All these social
media influencers and people repeatedly disturbing his handsome herd for
selfies and for videos. Said he walked out of his
house the other day somebody was doing yoga, recording yoga
by his cows.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Oh. I don't know if making him ugly is going
to help that much, though, I.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Know, man, you make him ugly and people be all
about it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Right, look how ugly this cow is.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And besides, how do you make a how do you
make a cow like this. It's those shetling I believe they're.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Called, Oh, the ones with the long hair.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, one with the long hair. I mean, they're pretty
damn for a cow. That thing is awesome looking. They
look like they just need their hair brust. They look
like you want to go over and brust their hair. Yeah,
look at him. He looked like he's about to cry.
If you just sung any Green Day song to him,
(02:56):
I bet he would just bust out in tears. So, yeah,
now this farmer's gonna breed uglier ones. I don't know, man,
care what you ask for.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I think you're gonna get more traffic with the other cows.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, it's hard to make a cow ugly. They're so
damn cute.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's now you're gonna make him ugly cute, and that's
even more attractive.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You know. It's one thing.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
They have one with perfect hair, same colored eyes, symmetrical face.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Cute little nose, horns pointed in the right way, right.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Another one gets the dude all jacked up with twisted
eyeballs and whatnot, nose on sideways, you know, purple tongue
of people love them.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
One horn up, one horn down.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, this dude is boyfriend. A boyfriend proposes sapphire gravel
out of whatever it is with the idea. Okay, so
this dude proposed with sapphire gravel with the idea that
(03:57):
they'd find a sapphire gym inside for ring and I
guess it worked and the internet loved it. Oh he
actually found one. Okay, that's honey, if we find one,
I'm marrying you. I mean, you know she's hunting, you know,
you can you know, you know she's looking. I didn't
(04:22):
made a Washington tried to smuggle fit now in their
their their backside, okay, and when they got caught, they
straight up at m'd it.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Oh no, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They try to swallow.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It that they're gonna say, not my backside, that wasn't
my backside.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, man, this would be a really good don't do
drugs campaign commercial.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, you know he went straight.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
From where he went where to where? Yeah? Yeah, he
really didn't want to get caught. Three California residents have
been sentenced to a Well. Check out this bizarre insurance
fraud game. They'd stage fake bear attacks. I think I
mentioned this where the insurance companies got involved in it,
(05:15):
and now it looks like it's triggered out all the
way to some some homeowners that would claim they had
bear attacks on hidend cars, but it wasn't the bears
tearing up the cars. It was freaking idiots and bear costumes,
and they would turn it into their insurance company, right well,
Insance Cody decided to watch one of them, was like,
wait a minute, that's not a bear. That's a human
(05:39):
and a bear costume. What a lame way.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
To do that.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Would you try crawfish ice cream?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Would I try it?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Really like crawfish that much?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I like craws that much.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'll give it a shot.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Sure. No, No, I'm not crawfish ice cream now now,
but it's the thing now you can get it if
you want it. Boo. So if you live in an
area of Amazon's delivery drones drones, I guess some customers
have been sharing the results. They're not really impressed with
(06:17):
them because packages got to be dropped from around ten
feet and a lot of the packages aren't handling the
first fall, the first steps to do. Oh yeah, so
ten feet. A lot of packages showing them busted. Probably
need to do something about that. Several rail lines were
suspended for hours on Sunday after the vehicle was found
(06:41):
on the tracks at Union Station. Now, when we say
it was on the tracks, he took a right on,
like as he was crossing the tracks, he decided, let's go,
let's go that way, and drove right on what looks
to be how many tracks there are scooped six to seven?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Oh yeah, there's probably like that's the train yards. So
there's right in the middle of it, stacked up the tracks.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Six seven different rail lines, a kind of coming into
where this car is at and he just left it,
just bending his car right in the middle of Union
Station on Sunday. It was like, you know what, I'm
out And it had personalized tags. Did we see what
the tags were?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I believe it says Soup to you.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Soup to you.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, I think that's what the thing said. It had
something to do with soup. So if you're missing your
car and you have a soup customized plate, we're probably
not the first ones to let you know then, but.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
If we are.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
How awesome is that? It happened like a five thirty.
Here's the problem. It closed down. It closed down the
ABG and in lines. They were all suspended. And that's
that's a lot of traffic after NATS game. Yeah, so
(08:00):
there's Denver dumb dumb number one, Denver dumb dumb number two.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
No, not two of them.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I reported bomb threat prompted evacuation of a plane at
die on Sunday. This is probably somebody held up from
the traffic. They couldn't get yeah apps, Yeah, they couldn't
get out from the abs. So then I get help
with it. Let's call it the bomb threats to the airport.
You knowed an airline said before the party, you got
to fight two four to zero late for Dever the
(08:27):
Dolls International Airport. You're watching DC the d plane safely
due to a security concern. Uh looks like the airline said.
The airbus A three to two one was screened and
cleared and the sound of it. Around ten pm, the
passengers were back at the gate and they were provided
with food of water as they waited for their flight.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I wonder what the airport gives you for or the
airline gives you for food and water.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
For They gave it to two hundred passengers, right, two
hundred passengers and twelve or so flight crew.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I wonder if you just get a certificate for someplace
on the airport or if they've maybe they're come on
down to the United Lounge.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Come on down to Smashburger who's selling us. And lastly,
twenty eight year old made California. His name is Jarell Augustine.
He got arrested for stealing valuable Lego figurines from sets
and replacing him with bags of dried pasta.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh dirty.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
This is what do you do if you're wondering why
the pasta was evolved? Because it well, apparently it's easy
to mimic the weight and the rattling sound of Lego pieces.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I could see that.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, he would buy Lego sets from Target stores, replace
the figurines with dried weat some kind of pasta, returned
the sets to the stores to get the cash refunds.
He did this more than seventy times. He's geez, he's
(09:59):
stole more than thirty four thousand dollars worth of merchandise
just from napping those little figurines. Yep, he was charged
with grand theft. Police jokes. If you're master playing of
all swapping Legos for Li Guini, we promise you your
plan is cooked. So yeah, dude, Legos thirty four thousand
(10:25):
dollars worth of Legos. That's crazy, man,
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