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July 8, 2026 8 mins

Coach spends all the Little League Money on Strip Clubs and Gambling

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One nine kbp I and your show time for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, yes, you are stupid stories brought to you by
the mountains.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Haven't seen them in a few days.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
They're back so sweet you ought to show up? Uh
story out today plant based diet delays Alzheimer's. But then
I was like, wait a minute, all those memories you
preserve are just you eat no salad, So is it
really worth it? Today?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
National Video Game Day, scoop, Oh, how do I celebrate?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I'm sure play video games? Okay, how many video games? Well,
what do you think is the all time greatest video game?
In your video games?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
In my in my mind? I mean Minecraft sure has
a lot of hours put into it. Is it the
greatest game ever?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Is it that Zelda game was the greatest game ever? Whatever?
That is?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay? Ockerin enough time? Yeah yeah, okay, I've got no
problems with that. If somebody wanted to throw up Grand
Theft Auto five is one of the greatest, I would
I would.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Argue that too. Definitely a really better than Asteroids.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I would put all three of those in the top five,
and Asteroids probably comes in at like a seven.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, how shallow are women now? They scoop.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
How shallow are women? Will he a woman?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, she's online, she consider and bring it up with
a boyfriend because he has too many potato chips.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Mmm, I'm on team boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Potato chips are awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
End of their own potato chip he waving. France is killed.
Millions of chickens.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, not the chickens.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
The chickens. Don't the chickens have it rough enough. Footage
of six dolphins stuck in some shallow tank and cancoon
getting people all kinds madal line, Oh they triggered. Now,
odamn man man, mad people on Liones coops scarry that's.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Where all the I think that's where all the mad
people live.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I mean yeah, onlines where my friends live too.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Man, can't can't take them. Keyboard warriors clicking clicking them
so minute you will see what happens. Levi's just showed
off pair of Coture jeans. I guess whatever. In Paris
at the fashion week, they're saying they're gonna be sold
for you ready for this? What? Why? A pair of

(02:33):
jeane itself between ten and thirty thousand dollars, That's what
they're saying.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
They're going for you said they're cochure. Uh, yeah, that
means they're like a one of one. They're like a handmade,
custom made well Levi's yep. You probably go in and
they measure your curves exactly and for thirty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Better be a great pair of pants. I'm just saying, man.
Uh all right, So there were several calls about a big,
a big rig leaking mysterious substance on the freeway to Ohio.
They got it cleaned up the day after. People called
it about an oozing substance coming out of the same
area through a crack. Well, yeah, it's it's Frank's Red

(03:16):
Hot sauce. Man, it's delicious. And they put that on everything.
And what they had a Frank's leak somewhere the semi
turned over and spilled all. They thought. They cleaned it up,
but next day it was oozing from a few of
the cracks.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Gotcha, it's good.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
It's good Frank's Red Hot Sauce. Delicious.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I could only imagine what the river tastes like if
you're living downstream from franks factory. Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Spicy water, a luxury shampoo that costs one hundred and
sixty six bucks a bottle is being recalled. I didn't
even look the name of it. Of them, I don't
care one hundred and six six dollars a bottle for shampoo.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
It's being recalled for your stupidity.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Right, better grow hair at that price? Oh oh, bad
news Buggies. A Buggies employee revealed all the food that
goes to waste there oh no, and apparently calling out
the company's CEO. And that doesn't say that this is
a male or female. You won't put some money on
the scoop.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I'm going female.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, everything about the screams middle aged white lady man
as hell.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Is Bucky's twenty four to seven. Yeah, never close us
mm hmm. Maybe that's the downfall. Well, when you worked
at your Chicken place, when I worked at Discovery Zone,
when they closed, the food went home with the employees.
If they never close, Yeah, there's not like a hey,
just take this pizza along with you because it's going

(04:50):
in the trash if you don't.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm sure there's a time limit. I'm sure sandwiches and
things that sit out. A gardener in the UK just
broke a record for growing the largest garlic bulb. I
won't even bring it up, but there was a four
pound garlic bulb.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Do they have dimensions on that?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
No? But bigger than a grape food? Uh? What else
gonna share with you? Oh? This kind of funny. There's
a building in New York City about the fallover.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's a midtown Manhattan high rise building. You got evacuated
on Tuesday because authority said it was at risk of collapsing.
It's a thirty seven story building and it was sagging
between the twenty first and twenty six floors. Here's what happened.
They didn't add on to the upper layer, which made
it wider than the footprint of the building below. And

(05:46):
believe it or not, a couple of big steel beams
just buckled. They just biting half.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
So it's just squashing the thing. Uh huh the new
build on top of the old building.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, and now they're like, ah, that thing's gonna collapse.
I feel like somebody's k'd maybe done some math on
that one.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
But I believe yesterday they had to evacuate all the
buildings around it too, because they were afraid that it
would fall on those buildings.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Whoopsies.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Enjoy your day off of work.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Former Little League president from Las Vegas facing fility charges.
All right, so he did. He did spend a lot
of money. Nearly sixty five thousand dollars disappeared from the
league accounts. The money was supposed to pay for uniforms, umpires,
tavel for the kids. Instead, Scoop, it was been on casinos,

(06:36):
strip clubs, and it wrecked out to function pills. I mean,
you probably could have guessed those three one receipt include
a four hundred and thirty three dollars tip at a
strip club, just a tip, Scoop.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I think he needs to go back to the strip
club and see if maybe they want to sponsor the
Little League team and they can buy the.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Unif all it makes sense, It all makes sense sponsored
by the what d Yeah, the Diamond Cabaret, a Gentleman's.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Club, Dandie Dan's Youth Sports.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
By the time investigators looked at the league's account, police
had had twenty four dollars left in.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
It, twenty four.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
From sixty five thousand dollars. It was down that dude
was living large. Man.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
The only thing on his mind. Don't bounce this last one.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
You know, towards the end, he was like, it's almost
all used up. Man.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
I wanted twenty dollars, but there's a five dollars fee
for the ATM, and it wouldn't let me grab it.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
No, that poor man. It's not his fault. He's got
an addiction problem.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
It's Sapphire's fault.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
And Tiffany candy. Mm hmmm. Diamond.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
There's a baseball themed.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Strip name Diamond Brings You Diamond or actually on the
diamonds all there. Anyway, that's that's stupid toys for today
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