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September 30, 2024 • 14 mins
Couple Tries to sell their baby for $1,000 and a Sixer of Beer
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh right, it would go through the stories. I don't
know if you guys have seen the video. At first, you're.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Like, there's no way that can be real, but apparently
it is. Have you seen the gross video online that's
called pooh canoe?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Pooh canoe noh or poo cano, neither of which sound great.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
There's a couple of them. You can imagine something called
poo cano. Oh, so, so, I guess some sewage pipes
exploded and it shot like manhoe is in these like

(01:02):
like geysers of human waste about thirty five feet.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
In the air. Oh yuck.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, I mean it dowsed everything around it.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Vehicles, people, building everything.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
You imagine it just doused it with pooh.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Where did this happen at China?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay, it's a couple of different videos.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Keep your poo over there.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Oh yeah, it's pretty gross. It would definitely it would
ruin your breakfast if you watched it.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh Man was arrested.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
At a what at a Giant in Pennsylvania, a man
was arrested, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
At a Giant grocery store. Giant is a grocery store.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, it's a weird name for a grocery store. Anyway,
I guess he was throwing jars of saucet customers and
employees and assaulting police officers. Look, even weaponizing salsa. You know,
you're just in a in like the chip aw with
all the sausa. You know, the spencer's there, like just
hooking with people like you don't pullballs.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I mean, besides, like canned food, that is one of
the better things to hock at people.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh right, yeah, and you got a lot of them there.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Uh. Twenty year old man he got so mad after
his mother threw away his prize comic collection.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
That he took her to court.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Oh apparently they they try to reach the settlement with him,
but he refused the settlement.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
He would send his mom to jail. Like, damn, dude,
that's your mom.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Look, I'll mean a mistake, it's still a mistake.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Right, you know, how great of a comic book did
you have in that collection?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Seriously, this twenty.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Old trying to put his mom in jail Damn. I
don't want to settle with her. Send her to the dungeon.
This is kind of a weird thing to smuggle. But
a woman was caught trying to smuggle more than seven
hundred pounds of bologney and prescription drugs across the border

(03:25):
into Texas. Uh but why so much? Bolooney must be good.
I don't know the good and bologne can be used
together in the same sentence.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Especially if it's Mexican. It's the good Mexican bolooney.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's the pergocet blooney. Supersized chips, A hooy, big chewy cookies.
I guess they're coming supercisee supercize. They got a cape
on them. Okay, Oh wish everything was easy as getting
fat chocolate chip, chocolate brownie, chocolatey caramel, new three flavors.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh okay, So this is gonna be a big, huge, gigantic, gooey.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Cookie all right, darn or I could eat four normal
sized cookies right.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
So this happened in Lakewood, Man.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Lakewood Police said Sunday that the teen is now in
custody after numerous reports regarding a possible bomb threat at
Green Mountain High School. Stay of seeing a weather reports.
You got in threats to schools during the past few weeks,
including liquid schools, one sets threat going to lockdown earlier

(04:39):
this month.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Listen to this guy, like, I don't know why people.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Think they can call and do a bomb threat and
it not be tracked down, right, Like, you gotta know
they could trace every call.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
You make even they know even if you do that.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I don't know what it was Star six to seven
or whatever that was supposed to supposedly block here from
cal righty, but you can get around that.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, it's moron. This is what he said.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Coding Lakewood Police Department threat mentioned quote not to go
to school on Monday unless you all wanted.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
To die end quote. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
The agency reported threat was received, this time through an
anonymous sbmission to a Google's docs forum and was made
available on an Instagram page that the department said was
used by students to Green Mountain High School to quote
vent Oh okay, yeah, of course you coulda you gonna

(05:41):
put up something on a on a board where every
one of the students is privy.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
To it, and can you know, can quote vent or not?

Speaker 3 (05:50):
You think that's not gonna be able to be traced
and tracked down, Like, God, you gotta be dumber than
dumb man, Well you are, just JUDI was arrested like
when police officers were able to.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Track down where the message came from.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Surprise, he's under investigation forrassment, interference of school.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Apparently he did this numerous times. Damn, what an idiot man.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
It's because you don't want to go to school on Monday.
Don't mean you call in a bomb thread on Saturday,
your moron.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Just don't go?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, just don't go, really, just don't go.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Would you ever consider throwing a throwing a bomb thread
against the wall if you?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I mean, like, who does that?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Like you knew there were consequences, like if you try
to do that, Oh you as a kid, I thought
you'd just be thrown in jail, right Juvie Hall to
be like, now he's going away, We're not gonna see
him for a while. Nowadays they don't care, all right,
Just kind of a wild story. So this happened to
Tennessee Friday. Tennessee was getting hit by the hurricane stuff. Right,

(06:57):
so it's all rainy, it's nasty, there's a you want
outdoor lawn and garden facility. This one's called JBI Secret
Gardens where you get like shrubbery and bushes and flowers
and trees, all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Right, just your normal outdoor store.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yep, outdoor lawn and sure you know, landscaping store. So
the apparently it was a pretty gloomy day because all
the rain was there, but the business owners were there.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Got named Derrick Johnson.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
He was setting he saw something kind of unsettling, reached
out to his business partner, who alerted the well, there
was something strange on the surveillance cameras. So this is
over five or six acres, so it's a fairly large facility. Okay,
he said this, He said, there's something at the garden center.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
We're in a white clown mask. You need to get
up here right now.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Johnson took a look at the footage, but he said
he wasn't eager to confront the intruery. He's like, nope,
I'm not going up there. So the guy's wearing a
pretty sketchy like Stephen King it, you know, like a
or like a penny Wise, you know, the Pennywise mask.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
It kind of looks like that.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
So it's not just a generic clown. It is a
specific clown. This guy's dressed up house.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, yeah, a scary ass like, you know, kind of
Pennywise looking clown. Pretty evil, right. So the owner of
a business like, nope, I'm not going down there, he said.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
He told us one thing I can describe it characters.
Oh there you go.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
It looked like he was a character from the movie
penny Wise, Johnson said. Rather than a process scene, Johnson
communicated with the suspect through the speaker on the camera.
Oh okay, so he alerted the guy he was on
surveillance and being recorded.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
The police are on their way.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, and then the guy, the clown said I'm leaving
and he just jetted. So of course they did catch
him later because apparently this kind of broke into one
other place before, the Summit Gardens of Spring Garden, you know,
landscaping facility. Still though pretty funny because his business owner

(09:17):
was like, nope, I'm not having none of that.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I found out recently that Julie is not a big
fan of the clowns. She would have been the same boat.
She wouldn't have gone down there. Oh yeah, she would
have talked to him over the speaker, get off.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
My property. I definitely go down there.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
If I see some dude bouncing a ball at the
top of my gate, I'm gonna go up there in
the clown up.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
There go really all right? All right? So check out
this crazy story. It sappened. I was in Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Twenty one year old cat named Darien Urban, twenty year
old female shaling others. They got the rest of last
week because they tried to sell two month old baby
boy to a man at a campground for one thousand
dollars and a six pack of beer.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Just a sixer. Huh Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
They're facing felling charges of endangering the welfare of a
miner attempting to accept compensation for relinquishment of a miner.
The buyer, Cody Martin, drew up, drew up a receipt
and had.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
The couple sign the receipt. Is said, quoting.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
It, said, we're signing the rights over to Cody Martin
of our baby boy for one thousand dollars on nine
to twenty one four. Disclaimer after signing this, there will
be after signing uh this, there will be no this.
There there will be no changing y'all's two minds, and

(11:01):
y'all never contact the baby again.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
End quote that's on the receipt.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Huh, that's gonna stand up at the court of loge.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
No problem, man. That is the most redneck way to say.
All sales final.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
As is no warranty.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Multiple people witness transaction the campground, although no money to
change hands yet one witness called the cops. The buyer, Cody,
says his mother told him she wanted to give up
her son because it wasn't working.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Out with three dogs and a baby boy. Man just
too much.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
They wouldn't consider selling the dogs, which totally legal to
sell dogs.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Totally illegal, sell your boy, he said. Even that this
adoption would have never been legal. The kid probably would
have been better off as what the cops got there.
Definuty called emergency medical services transport the baby to hospital
for evaluation for signing them neglect chat us in the
care of Arkansas Department of Human Services. Not surprising. There's

(12:12):
a quote a lot capital letters and in quotations of
drinking hattening at this campground, even during the day, says
the men who tried to help the baby to call
the cops. Totally blitzed, totally hammered, even while they're talking
to police.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Describing what the transaction was all about. Totally hammered.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
They may be hammered, but they at least knew right
from wrong.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Right. Look, I'll give him credit, even totally jacked up
three sheets to the wind house dies you can get.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
They were able to know right from wrong. You know what, mayor.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
I don't think you sell a baby. There's gotta be
some tax for him. We might get a real Yeah,
I love the contract. Y'all need not come back here
change your mind.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
It sounds like he really wanted the baby.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Is he in trouble at all?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
The guy who was trying to buy him?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, the money man, No, because no money had changed hands,
just that sweet little receipt right up. I mean you
still had to present the thousand dollars. Probably gonna be
pretty tough for him. It's as good as cash. That's

(13:37):
the hell of a story, isn't it. Parenting?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Look, I just want to be a best parent. I'm
doing better than they are. I have a far better look.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I got my top gun slash top dad shirt on today.
I could wear it after reading that story.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well, it may not be a competition. You're still doing
better exactly.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I can easily say I'm doing better than that one.
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