March 3, 2026 • 9 mins
A suggestion for all Door Dash Drivers - Don't let Larry take the bag of food.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop yeah all stop, Yeah you are stupid stories.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Bout to you buy.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Larry, Larry you Larry you suck all right. Hardest working
city in America? Can your round amplouse with Chyanne?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Wyoming?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Stop shying Wyoming a little shout out who you guys?
Ranked number one, and there are a few factors. It
was like Denver, however, just let you know.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Ranked ninth Shine.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
According to Watt Hubbins findings, Chayne has the most hard
working residents in the country, and in a large part
because it ranks highest for average work week length employers
employees averaging forty point seven hours per week. Addition, chyan
has the fifth highest share of workers holding multiple jobs.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Oh yeah, so pulling double duty?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah man, grinding up in Cheyenne, all right. New strip
club is opening up in Canada, right next to a
dance studio for kids. The owner of the dance studio says, quote,
I don't think most reasonable people would think putting a
strip club next to a children's school is a good idea,
but I guess in this case at least one person does.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, man, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Impossible to underestimate you, all right, so you have a
squatty potty.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You know what those are, right.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I know what they are. I do not have one,
though I'd.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Be concerned if he did. Look it was.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It was on Shark Take two, the creator or co
creator Bobby Edwards from Utah now facing child pornography charges.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Oh oh, man, come on.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Also a man from Ioways facing child thirteen child possessions.
He admitted Stem has admitted to having these things during
the job interview to become a sheriff's deputy, having thirteen
job produgraphy possessions that he owned it. He admitted this
(02:15):
while interviewing for a sheriff deputy's job, Like, come on, man,
you're a special kind of stupid.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
At least they got them weeded out.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, I mean, I guess, yeah, I mean crashed his
car just speeding away from police, and the cops arrived
the wreckage, they found a backpack full of drugs. Oh yeah,
that read no drugs in here. A burglar suspect in
Georgia was discovered, well discovered hiding in the business's air vent.
(02:46):
You know, I never thought you could actually climb And
though you see it the movies, right, like the dudes
being able to climb for you there. I'm like, that's
got to be a small dude, right right. At least
some guy got caught in one of those.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Even like the die Hard air ducks.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, yeah, those things are massive. You can wiggle worm
your way through that.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Like I feel like my two hundred and twenty two
pound ass climb up in there and I'm going down right.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't see how you fitting there. It's just weird
af you Larry find out in a minute. See uh
copping Ohio pulled somebody over and the driver ran off
on foot. The officer lost the guy for a minute,
hung out in the area, and get this cop was
behind the garbage truck. I saw his video the other
day and I'm like, that can't be real. But sure enough,
(03:34):
the sanitation worker wheeled the trash can over to the truck.
The worker opened the lid and then freaks out, jumps
back like as he's like getting ready to dump it
because there was a dude inside of the trash bed
and the guy pops out like you know, and you
can see the trash worker guy like freak out. He's
(03:55):
like wow, Jesus as anybody would, right, Davaiser sees the
dude and then taste was on sure, so I mean
didn't last that long. The cop did run him down
to the rest of him. The man is twenty seven
year old guy Nam Jonathan McMillan. Police nicknamed him Oscar
the Grouse because he was hiding a trash can. It's
(04:15):
funny because out of all the ways to get caught, man,
that's that's a pretty funny way.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
They give him a shower at the precinct.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Didn't say what he was running from, but there was
a worn out for his arrest. I don't know if
they holed him down or not, but what do.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You see that do pop out of there?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It is alarming, all right, here's a guy who's excused
of trying to kill his sister with a crossbow. Dude's
the second, second, maybe third story we've had this year
with a crossbow.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
And play leader for a Weapon of the Year. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Man, guy in New York facing charges as being accused
trying to kill his older sister with a crossbow because he.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Wanted to ask to be warmer.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh this little bitch thermostat argument.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, police department went in the whole Long Island Friday
at nine to fifteen pm, twenty eight year old woman
bleeding from a.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Cut on her face.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
She said she just returned home, was attimptly closed the
garage door when she felt pain where the arrow grazed
her face.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh wow, doom, close call, right.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
They found the arrow lodged in the wall of the garage.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
The apparently the shooting says here was quote motivated by
a brother sister robbery over what temperature of their house
should be. She liked to keep it cooler and his
bitch ass wanted it it warmer.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
What did the cops say when they show up? It
is a little chili in here, or it's a little
hot in here.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Sammy.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Her brother was charged a second degree attempted murder, first
degree assault, fourth degree criminal possession of a weapon, tampering
with physical evidence, and first degree stalking, all because he
wanted to.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, he listened to this. You know his excuse. Oh
it was a prank gone wrong. Oh oh, the old
prank gone wrong. I was trying to scare Yeah, you
were all right. Here we go, you Larry. We all know, Larry, I.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Just watched this movie Loving Monsters remember that movie it's about.
It's about some post apocalyptic meteor deal that comes through
and I will tell you it's kind of underrated because
I had a lot of cool special effects when it
turns like all the animals and insects into these like
crazy killers and huge animals. They had a crazy frog
(06:39):
that was after him, this really cool snail, and all
kinds of other wild animals, wild worms or whatever. But
a guy leaves a colony, so it's you know, all
these animals. You can't live on the surface of the
earth anymore because all these animals are out to kill you.
But he's going from one colony to another colony trying
to reunite with his girlfriend of seven years ago.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
But he makes it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
He shouldn't make it because he's way too cocky, and
he's kind of funny that that way.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
But it's a pretty funny movie.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And everybody he comes across keeps asking him why he
got why he left the colony, and they keep accusing
him of being a food stealer. Did you get busted
stealing food? And he was like no, Then come across
somebody else, did you get thrown out for stealing food?
And he's like no, he's on this mission to find
his old girlfriend, and everybody comes across. You got busted
(07:30):
for stealing food, didn't you. He's like, no, I did
not get busted. So stealing food is like the worst
thing in the world in this movie. You fast forward
to this. Well, this starts out driving for door dashes,
usually pretty born until something like this comes through. Instructions.
You can put instructions for your driver, right, he said,
(07:53):
when you get to my stoop, please press five B
on the buzzer and wait for me to come down.
There's a big dude sitting on the steps claiming the
food is.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Gonna be his. Do not believe him. That's Larry.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Please look him dead in the eyes and say, if
you Larry. He has successfully hijacked my dinner on two
separate occasions, and I refuse to let him feast on
my dime a third time. Protect the bag at all costs.
(08:31):
I'll tip extra if you Larry. So, yeah, if you
Larry food thief, you suck. Uh.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, that's the stereo.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Don't care.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Here go if you Larry, that's pretty good. You know what,
that's pretty good play. I'm not gonna lie right right,
there's totally people. I could absolutely see doing that, just
sitting on the You gotta.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
The girls next door to me get food all the time.
I could just go post up on the stairs and
set the guy on the way up the steps.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, oh dude, thanks, I've been waiting this. Appreciate you ruthless.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That's just brutal because the person's just sitting there salivating
like Papla's dog And just like I had a mouth
watering moment that was, where's my foot? What do you
mean you've already dropped it off.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I'm gonna do that, zeph for Stephanie. Yes.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Meanwhile, neighbors that hey, neighbor,
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop yeah all stop, Yeah you are stupid stories.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Bout to you buy.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Larry, Larry you Larry you suck all right. Hardest working
city in America? Can your round amplouse with Chyanne?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Wyoming?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Stop shying Wyoming a little shout out who you guys?
Ranked number one, and there are a few factors. It
was like Denver, however, just let you know.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Ranked ninth Shine.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
According to Watt Hubbins findings, Chayne has the most hard
working residents in the country, and in a large part
because it ranks highest for average work week length employers
employees averaging forty point seven hours per week. Addition, chyan
has the fifth highest share of workers holding multiple jobs.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Oh yeah, so pulling double duty?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah man, grinding up in Cheyenne, all right. New strip
club is opening up in Canada, right next to a
dance studio for kids. The owner of the dance studio says, quote,
I don't think most reasonable people would think putting a
strip club next to a children's school is a good idea,
but I guess in this case at least one person does.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, man, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Impossible to underestimate you, all right, so you have a
squatty potty.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You know what those are, right.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I know what they are. I do not have one,
though I'd.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Be concerned if he did. Look it was.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It was on Shark Take two, the creator or co
creator Bobby Edwards from Utah now facing child pornography charges.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Oh oh, man, come on.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Also a man from Ioways facing child thirteen child possessions.
He admitted Stem has admitted to having these things during
the job interview to become a sheriff's deputy, having thirteen
job produgraphy possessions that he owned it. He admitted this
(02:15):
while interviewing for a sheriff deputy's job, Like, come on, man,
you're a special kind of stupid.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
At least they got them weeded out.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, I mean, I guess, yeah, I mean crashed his
car just speeding away from police, and the cops arrived
the wreckage, they found a backpack full of drugs. Oh yeah,
that read no drugs in here. A burglar suspect in
Georgia was discovered, well discovered hiding in the business's air vent.
(02:46):
You know, I never thought you could actually climb And
though you see it the movies, right, like the dudes
being able to climb for you there. I'm like, that's
got to be a small dude, right right. At least
some guy got caught in one of those.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Even like the die Hard air ducks.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, yeah, those things are massive. You can wiggle worm
your way through that.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Like I feel like my two hundred and twenty two
pound ass climb up in there and I'm going down right.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't see how you fitting there. It's just weird
af you Larry find out in a minute. See uh
copping Ohio pulled somebody over and the driver ran off
on foot. The officer lost the guy for a minute,
hung out in the area, and get this cop was
behind the garbage truck. I saw his video the other
day and I'm like, that can't be real. But sure enough,
(03:34):
the sanitation worker wheeled the trash can over to the truck.
The worker opened the lid and then freaks out, jumps
back like as he's like getting ready to dump it
because there was a dude inside of the trash bed
and the guy pops out like you know, and you
can see the trash worker guy like freak out. He's
(03:55):
like wow, Jesus as anybody would, right, Davaiser sees the
dude and then taste was on sure, so I mean
didn't last that long. The cop did run him down
to the rest of him. The man is twenty seven
year old guy Nam Jonathan McMillan. Police nicknamed him Oscar
the Grouse because he was hiding a trash can. It's
(04:15):
funny because out of all the ways to get caught, man,
that's that's a pretty funny way.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
They give him a shower at the precinct.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Didn't say what he was running from, but there was
a worn out for his arrest. I don't know if
they holed him down or not, but what do.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You see that do pop out of there?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It is alarming, all right, here's a guy who's excused
of trying to kill his sister with a crossbow. Dude's
the second, second, maybe third story we've had this year
with a crossbow.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
And play leader for a Weapon of the Year. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Man, guy in New York facing charges as being accused
trying to kill his older sister with a crossbow because he.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Wanted to ask to be warmer.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh this little bitch thermostat argument.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, police department went in the whole Long Island Friday
at nine to fifteen pm, twenty eight year old woman
bleeding from a.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Cut on her face.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
She said she just returned home, was attimptly closed the
garage door when she felt pain where the arrow grazed
her face.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh wow, doom, close call, right.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
They found the arrow lodged in the wall of the garage.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
The apparently the shooting says here was quote motivated by
a brother sister robbery over what temperature of their house
should be. She liked to keep it cooler and his
bitch ass wanted it it warmer.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
What did the cops say when they show up? It
is a little chili in here, or it's a little
hot in here.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Sammy.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Her brother was charged a second degree attempted murder, first
degree assault, fourth degree criminal possession of a weapon, tampering
with physical evidence, and first degree stalking, all because he
wanted to.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, he listened to this. You know his excuse. Oh
it was a prank gone wrong. Oh oh, the old
prank gone wrong. I was trying to scare Yeah, you
were all right. Here we go, you Larry. We all know, Larry, I.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Just watched this movie Loving Monsters remember that movie it's about.
It's about some post apocalyptic meteor deal that comes through
and I will tell you it's kind of underrated because
I had a lot of cool special effects when it
turns like all the animals and insects into these like
crazy killers and huge animals. They had a crazy frog
(06:39):
that was after him, this really cool snail, and all
kinds of other wild animals, wild worms or whatever. But
a guy leaves a colony, so it's you know, all
these animals. You can't live on the surface of the
earth anymore because all these animals are out to kill you.
But he's going from one colony to another colony trying
to reunite with his girlfriend of seven years ago.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
But he makes it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
He shouldn't make it because he's way too cocky, and
he's kind of funny that that way.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
But it's a pretty funny movie.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And everybody he comes across keeps asking him why he
got why he left the colony, and they keep accusing
him of being a food stealer. Did you get busted
stealing food? And he was like no, Then come across
somebody else, did you get thrown out for stealing food?
And he's like no, he's on this mission to find
his old girlfriend, and everybody comes across. You got busted
(07:30):
for stealing food, didn't you. He's like, no, I did
not get busted. So stealing food is like the worst
thing in the world in this movie. You fast forward
to this. Well, this starts out driving for door dashes,
usually pretty born until something like this comes through. Instructions.
You can put instructions for your driver, right, he said,
(07:53):
when you get to my stoop, please press five B
on the buzzer and wait for me to come down.
There's a big dude sitting on the steps claiming the
food is.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Gonna be his. Do not believe him. That's Larry.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Please look him dead in the eyes and say, if
you Larry. He has successfully hijacked my dinner on two
separate occasions, and I refuse to let him feast on
my dime a third time. Protect the bag at all costs.
(08:31):
I'll tip extra if you Larry. So, yeah, if you
Larry food thief, you suck. Uh.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, that's the stereo.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Don't care.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Here go if you Larry, that's pretty good. You know what,
that's pretty good play. I'm not gonna lie right right,
there's totally people. I could absolutely see doing that, just
sitting on the You gotta.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
The girls next door to me get food all the time.
I could just go post up on the stairs and
set the guy on the way up the steps.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, oh dude, thanks, I've been waiting this. Appreciate you ruthless.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That's just brutal because the person's just sitting there salivating
like Papla's dog And just like I had a mouth
watering moment that was, where's my foot? What do you
mean you've already dropped it off.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I'm gonna do that, zeph for Stephanie. Yes.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Meanwhile, neighbors that hey, neighbor,
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