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March 10, 2026 13 mins

One of the leading UFO researchers has gone missing. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine KVPI and your show time for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop line you are stupid stories brought.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
You bus super Mario, super Mario.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Today is Mario Day, being March tenth.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's also National Napping Day.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh okay, and National Landline Man, you kids, you got
it so easy. It's National Landline telephone Day. Who has
a landline nowadays? I don't know of anyone.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Now if you're if you're not a business, you don't
have a landline right in.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Every house you staid one phone hanging up in the
kitchen with a freaking phone cord that would startch thirty
freaking feet forty feet whatever, so you can get some privacy.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I stretched all the way down the hallway like they
can't hear's talking. So weird landlines? All right, let's get
to it.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Most like a rider who ran from the cops was
tracked down and arrested when K nineteen found him. It
was funny because this dude, remember the movies. If there's
a dog chasing you.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
All you gotta do is take off all your clothes
and keep running. And that did. This will throw the
dog right off. No it doesn't. You idiot. Yeah, the
dogs follow the trail clothes to the place where.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Guess what he was hiding at and then bit his ass,
you idiot. Woman of Cincinnati was terrorized by a burglar
who kept returning to her apartment scoop over and over
and over. Well it wasn't really well it was a burglar,
it was it was a raccoon. Oh yeah, she shoot him. No,

(01:48):
she called services and they removed it. Yeah, whatever that means.
But yeah, apparently raccoon kept somehow breaking into her apartment
and tearing it up.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
That would be wild to come home and see raccoon
in your kitchen.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Of A couple of hikers are idiots because they couldn't
distinguish the difference between a deer carcass and human remains.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
They called nine one one, Watch you emergency.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
We found a human body in the mountains while we
were hiking.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
It was just a deer. Come on, man, Well you can't.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Tell the difference, like basically anatomy. We should You should
be able to tell the difference.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Right, I would think so, But I haven't seen the
dead deer yet.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Can imagine the damn officer got there, looked at it
like two seconds.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Like you bunch of idiots. That's a e f and
deer wasted my time right all up more?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Anyway, whatever, Switzerland has ruled that a red bear penis
will remain on the Bernese coat of arms.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh okay, so look bear penis. Uh.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
In New Zealand, a bag containing weed and cash was
accidentally donated to a thrift shop.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Uh oh yeah uh.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
The teenager that accidentally donated showed up the next day
to try to retrieve it.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh bad move, yeah, bad movie.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
You can't. You can't can't once you know, once.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You give it over to the thrift shop, it's it's
out of your hands, buddy.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Speaking of I donated a book like three weeks ago
to the goodwill. There is an autographed copy of Bert
Kreischer's Life of the Party out there.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I didn't realize until afterwards, and I was like, oh
Bert signed that one.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Whoopsie.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
So a teenager apparently this teenager was a snowboarding star
from Bulgaria, suffered multiple fractures.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I had to be a crash into from behind by
wouldn't you know it? A drunk skier. Stayers are always
causing the problems. Of snow border. Uh.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Apparently the snowboarding star was preparing for the World Cut
race in the Czech Mountains when his life was totally
brought to an abrupt stop because of a drunk two planker.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Now Bulgaria will never know snowboarding fame. H No, their
last chance.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
His dreams and destiny ruined by a case of Coors Light.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
An angler.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
This is why it's bad to be a bass at
a fishing tournament. This is like tenth fifteen story in
the last several years we've had where you know its
tournament in Florida, or tournament in Texas or tournament Louisiana.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well, they got disqualified.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
They violated the fishing tournament rules by putting multiple weights
inside of the damn bass. These dudes catch a bass
and they drop all kinds of lead weights in it.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
You made that poor basket.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Come on, go, I don't want to go some stuff
really shoving weights in it.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I couldn't eat another sinker, right.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
They found multiple weights inside the bass that he caught
during competition.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
He was like, those not my weights. You most hate him.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's funny, man, Well it looks like you got I
don't know, probably about two pounder less wighhm out it's
seventeen pounds. Twenty three people speaking of fishing. These goupoles
were out ice fishing well. Then the ice shelf broke

(05:44):
This seven in Ontario, Canada. The ice shelf that they
were standing on broke off, and it started floating towards
the middle.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Of Lake here On.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Uh oh, and they're like, oh, no, rescue inbout two
coptors making multiple trips to pluck people off the ice
shelf as it continued to fracture, headed out to the
middle of Lake here On.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
One member of the group, and.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
This is what's funny, said that he only realized that
the ice was was moving because he said, I looked
at my GPS and we were moving. It identified him
as the one movie like, wait a minute, I'm not moving,
I'm ice fishing.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
You're just sitting there and it's those four miles per hour. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Hey, the piece that broke out was like a mile long.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Oh, a big ass chunk.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
And they're just like you know, in their little huts
or blind or whatever, just ice fishing. There were twenty
three of them, and they're like, hey, hey, we're moving.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
If there's no point of reference close enough. I'm sure
you'd never tell, especially especially if you sort of have
that cruise boat thing where it rocks just a little bit.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
It's funny because once he realized that, you know, we
were moving this fish, and then he said, I turned around,
notified my friends in the Hutson side. I mean, we
all started running towards the crack where they might be landing,
saw waves developing behind us.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Well, what was funny.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
What was funny is apparently some of the fool growing
men were calling their wives and telling.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Them that this was this was the end.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh no, they were like, yeah, Fox told the paper
that rescue.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
He said.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
The rescue was during high wind. They were concerned that
the helicopters wouldn't be able to fly, he said. The
land up getting smaller and smaller.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Let's see where's uh.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
They say smaller? But how small did it really get?
Did it ever get to the point where they thought
they would fall in?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Let's see?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Some of the ice was breaking apart, said some men
started phoning their families, seeing grow men crying well, saying goodbye.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
To the people that I love. Can you imagine, honey, Oh,
I'm gonna die A mile sheet of ice broke off.
We're headed what's the uh you know the the Pirates. Uh,
you know dead Man's cover.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
All right, we're somewhere in lake you're on. We're heading
to the bottom of lake you're on. I just want
to tell you I slept with your sister, and I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I know this is all the romance of Titanic. I
just wish you were here to be on a door
with me.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Uh, I would be like, shut up, You're gonna get
rescued by helicopter in a minute.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
That would be wild. All right, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Well, a guy who changed his name to quote literally
anybody else. He's well, he's gonna become the mayor of
North Richland's Hills, Texas. He works as an animal technician
at a university lavin Dallas, but he says he's ready
to be mayor and he will be challenging the current mayor,

(09:04):
Jack McCarty on May second, during a general election. He
says that he initially decided to do it because McCarty.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Was going to run unopposed.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Some locals haven't approved of him, but literally isn't plentying
on fundraising and spending much money, so it's a bit
of a gimmick. It's actually on the card is literally
anybody else? He was born Dustin eBay. I know it
sounds weird, but that's his name, he says. His friends

(09:36):
still call him Dusty and he's cool with that, so
someday he plans to change it back. As for now,
literally says he leans Republican.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Literally anybody else. That's funny.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
And lastly, this is strange. The disappearance of a former
US Air Force general who's believed to have unprecedented knowledge
of UFO sightings has gone missing.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Done done, done, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
And apparently he's not missing from his home in Albuquerque,
New Mexico, sparking what they're saying is serious concerns for
his safety. Law enforcement in the area reported that William
Neil McCaslin vanished without trace after leaving his.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Home on foot. A silver alert has been made. Silver alert.
Is that for old people?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Old people and dementia people? Yeah, Oh, that's just rude.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
They put out a silver alert, give magic old silver
all eyed person's old as hell?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
They amber alert. You know they're young, Silver alert, They're old.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Damn, that's our Silver alert has been made by the
Sheriff's office.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Let's see, he's only sixty eight.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
It's unknown while he decided to leave his home and
where he was heading, although he is believed.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
To have his mobile phone. Oh wow, he is.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
I believed that he left his mobile phone behind before
his unexplained departure, so he didn't even take his cell
phone with him. He just says, well, look I'm out
walked out the front door.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
They says he's he's an Air Force general that has secret,
highly sensitive knowledge relating to UFO sightings.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
And let's see, listen to this.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
McCastle is believed to have overseen research at the secretive
Right Patterson Air Force Base, long associated with by conspiracy
theorists as well well, classified space weapon programs are at
and possible extra terrestrial sightings such as give him as

(12:03):
Roswell incident or crash mm hmm. This guy oversaw all
of that and.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Now he's gone.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Abducted.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
That's what I'm thinking too, scoop, you know what you
want us to kind of brings to uh, well, clarity,
what's that Savannah Guthries's mom was an alien man?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Oh okay, Savannah Guthrie's mom found her spaceship and then
was like, I'm getting my revenge.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
H No, man, just aliens just starting to disappear all
of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's like it sounds for us to go getting out.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I think this is a case of you took one
of ours, we're taking one of yours.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Oh yeah, we'll show you an eye for an eye.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
That's interesting though, hmm. The man is.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
I mean to say, a dude is equipped with all
that knowledge and knows about all those things. Isn't that
kind of admitting those things? Like you wouldn't be worried
about it if those things weren't true, right, Like you
wouldn't say it like.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
That, would you.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I don't know. Maybe some weirdo out there kidnapped him,
who's like, I'm not giving him back until he tells
me where the spaceship is.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Take me to et Bitch versus Spaceship
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