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April 23, 2026 14 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The time for bp I and your show.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Time for stupid stories.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Y'all all stop, Yeah you are scary stories brought to
you by.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Today is take your kids to work day even scary.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Right, that would have been awesome. So we'll start with
some was some easy stories like this. My first story
is about Chinese families sparked controversy. They're using an AI
power digital clone of a deceased man, but they're using
it to help the eighty year old mother deal with

(00:40):
the pain of losing him. So I'm not pose that,
you know, right, She's like, I just want to see
him again. So they fired up some weird old AI
model of them clone. It's weird, but she feels more
at ease. All right, Still weird though, right, Yeah, it's
totally weird. I'm still on the fence with this whole
Bell kilmer. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Uh, let's see. Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I guess there's a Turkish politicians gone viral because he's
got a pretty impressive mustache.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh yeah, wonder it was.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
One of those I feel like those curled mustaches, you know,
where the dudes curl it at the end. It's just
too much work, you know, it's just so much effort.
And do you really want that much attention drawn to you?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Like your face not not curly like I thought it
would be.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's funny for no particular reason except oh god, I
mean that.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Is a that is something else that is thick.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, it's really like it's basically just your standard caterpillar.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
But standard caterpillars. But that's a small farm animal.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, that is a furry.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Much like his mustache grows above his nose. It's like
a two story the nose hair just becomes part of
the mustache and he curls. It's just and he goes
above his nostrils. That's like a three and a half
inch m that's a mouth brow. That that's a mouth brow.
You can't even like lea size that thing.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
When he's not smiling, you can't tell that.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
He has a mouth. It looks like a walrus.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, yeah, that walrus is definitely his spirit animal.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I bet he's got a pet walrus. Okay, now I
know why he's that's impressive. Let's see.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Uh, this was a crazy story. This woman in Florida,
she got an electric wheelchair at a thrift store. She
I guess it used it for a little while well,
she plugged it into charge it just periodically as she
as she did over the last couple of days. Well,
she heard a clicking noise coming from the battery. She

(02:55):
takes the wheelchair because she's heard of some of these,
you know, things catching fire.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Can't put him out. She was just smart. She took
the wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Outside, and right as she's walking away from the wheelchair
because the clicking got a little louder, the damn thing
just explodes in her driveway.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
What it explodes?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
When you see it, you're like, damn, you think there's
a bomb in And she just miraculously just like you
know what, I just had to take it outside because
I didn't want to catch fire.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
And it goes boom.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Right, especially a second hand one, you're not sure where
the what condition it was kept in beforehand?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I mean dude. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Public urination in New York City has served by fifty
percent in the last year. So have you thought it
smelled like P last time you were there? It really
smells like P.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Now now when they quantify that, is it really twice
as many people peeing? Or is it more or less?
Are just arresting twice as many.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
People for it I think more people are peeing. Okay,
you know, I mean, if you're not gonna get arrested,
there's no fine for it. Was this letter up.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
A dentist in California was accused of sexually assaulting multiple
patients over the course of ten years. He's been sending
to three hundred days in jail. Only reason that bringing
up is his name is we dong Wange. Who the
hell would go to a dentist named we dong Wane.
Of course he's sexually harassed people. All right, So here's

(04:28):
your first scary story. A group of unauthorized users has
reportedly gained access to Mythos.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
What is Mythos.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's a cybersecurity tool recently announced by Anthropic.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Much has been made about the purported power of Mythos.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Is an AI product designed for enterprise security that in
the wrong hands, they say, it could become a very
well potent hacking tool.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
According to the company.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Now that's all they say about this, But when you
do a little digging, this thing is terrifying. It's God's
eye and fast and furious. Right, no password is safe.
They can crack any password, any code.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Anything, even Bitcoin, Right, that's what they say.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
So their investigator is support claiming unauthorized access to Mythos
through a third party vendor. The company said that so
far it just found no evidence that the supposedly unauthorized
activity has impacted Anthropics systems in any way.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Members of the group are part.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Of the Discord channel that seeks seeks out information about
unreleased AI models. The group has been using Mythos. Here's
what this group says that the unauthorized users have been
using Mythos regularly since gaining access to it.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Evidence.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
They brought evidence to Bloomberg and interform of screenshots and
live demonstrations about how the software has been active since
they they gained this unauthorized.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Access to it.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I don't know if you guys are aware, but this
thing supposedly can break and hack any password, any account, nothing,
no firewall is safe to it, and it's all done
by AI. So yeah, that's terrifying, right, That's that's probably scary.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's probably nothing, but you probably should also stop at
the ATM and pull five hundred bucks out just just
in case today.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Good five hundred bucks that'd get you the what's the
day Thursday? That gets you to Saturday?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Right?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Brian from cracked up window glass windshields.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
He just takes me and goes, mythos, Dude, that's that
sky Net he's writing, right.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, that is man.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
It's now combine it with scary story number two. Okay, Meta,
we'll start tracking the way employees work, including keystrokes, mouth clicks,
and more, to train artificial intelligence models. The company, which
owned instagramed, Facebook, and more, told workers on Tuesday than

(07:19):
a new tool was Hey, here you go.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Here's a new tool. You guys, this is gonna be great. Dude,
it's terrifying if you don't see the Yeah, skynet is
for real.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
So this new tool will run on Meta's computers and
all their internal apps, logging all their activity. So we
use the train for AI technology says. If we're building
agents to help people complete everyday task using computers, our
models need real examples of how people actually use them.

(07:57):
I don't know, man, this feels very dystopian, doesn't not.
The company has been obsessed with AI. Last month, the
company enacted a partial hiring freeze, which now appears to
be more far reaching. It's interesting they've laid off around
two thousand employees this year in the smaller smaller rounds

(08:19):
of cuts, and they keep talking about how twenty twenty
six is gonna be the year that AI really has
an impact on workforces. Plus they rarely admit that they're
using this tool to train AI models. I don't know
if you can see all the foreshadowing going on here,
but it's thick.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Man, it is thick As a meta employee, does that
make you work harder, less hard, same hard? Not at all.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I know it's wild, it's a wild thing to be in.
But here's the deal. I feel like the only way
you're safe if you're playing the long game, you almost
have to embrace AI in order to keep your long
game in tax keep your relevancy there, because if you're

(09:09):
one of the few people that understand it can use
it to your advantage, they're still gonna need a couple
human My brother's for example. I talked to my brother yesterday.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
He's retiring.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Okay, if my brother is retiring because he believes he
can make AI tools for his business, and he thinks
he can. He feels confident he can make two million
dollars in the next year using AI, So.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
He's turning in his resid turned it into two weeks.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
I didn't print this off earlier. I should have because
it totally falls in line with all of this. JP
Morgan Chase is opening up a data center in New York.
They got a seventy seven million dollar tax break for it.
It creates one job. There is one person to basically
oversee the AI that is handling this data center.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, data centers are unique because it's just you're just
cooling off computers, you know, So you don't need a
lot of there's not really a lot of moving parts.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
You just plug in and watch right, you know.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
So that's what's powering all this AI.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Damn man, scary ass world, and it is getting every day.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
It's getting quicker and quicker.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
The pace is increasing, and the pace I'm referencing is
the pace like where we go off the cliff.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
But as long as I can get a realistic video
of a cat driving a car, it's all worth it.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, man, right, what's this key to get driving us here?

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Car?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's awesome?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
All right. Here's another scary story, but in a different way.
A baby girls let the abandon in our overturned stroller
in Tom Square. Let's have a Tuesday night cops, trying
to catch the deadbeat dad who apparently tipped over the
stroller and just walked away. One year old was left
loan top it over. Her dad, who was homeless, had

(11:05):
ran off with her and the stroller after a spat
with the toddler's mom. Six month little baby girls found
abandoned after a stroller tipped over and just basically well
she just like bout I'm out, just left like, hey bro,
uh you can't do that.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Lastly, I just wanted to end stupid stories today or
scary stories today with a hero story. Now that doesn't
necessarily read like a hero story, but this, ladies and gentlemen,
is a hero story. Longmount police are looking for a
suspect who was caught on camera spraying pink paint on

(11:52):
speed enforcement cameras. I just want to whoever this is
you my friend hero status here status Yeah, it says
the City of Long Months Latest Day that posted online
list two four hundred and forty six speed camera citations
issue between July twenty fifth and December.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
God, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Six months they generated seventy four thousand dollars in revenue.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Long My Public.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Safety shared three photos asking the public to identify an
individual who arrived downtown on a bicycle at three fifteen
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Ooh, biked in, good move.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
A person's wearing all black, full face bicycle helmet with
his face shield up, showing their eyes and part of
their face to the cameras. Police believe this person spray
painted two speed cameras along Main Street. I just want
to tell this Robin hood out there that we appreciate him,
and once again, here's riding flows for myself.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Love what you're doing. Keep up with good work.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
They go on in the store to say it's not
okay because it's gonna cost more to fix him up,
says Zarah Gelling, a long Mont. She added, and it's
gonna cost us, you know, residents Longmut more. It's going
to cost more to fix him. And it's well, the

(13:18):
only purpose is for safety. It's all about our safety. Yeah,
I think I want to say, anybody has information about
this incident, keep it to yourself. I had to keep
it to yourself. But yeah, that man is a hero.
Anybody else, anybody else says otherwise, they're just lying.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
That dude's awesome.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Don't you dare? Ask the ace and Longmont for their
records of who bought pink spray paint.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Sh scoop don't good ideas. Pink spray paint is very
popular amongst kids nowadays.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh is it?

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Every kit should have a can or three.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Every speed camera should have a can.
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