July 10, 2026 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories start. Yeah, yeah you are stories, but
you buy CASA coming up on Monday, they are opening
the reservations for basically September through the beginning of the year.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So if you want to Brookshields all over them, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Uh, Casabanita has some labor issues. I guess uh some people.
Some of the people there want to be treated like
actors as opposed to just uh employees. I don't know,
but Brookshield is trying to get them some sort of
(00:41):
shut up.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Brooke something place is awesome and now you don't need reservations.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well they do. Some days you don't need reservations, but
they're The reason I bring it up is because of
the holidays. If you want to do some holiday stuff there,
Monday would be your day to sign up if you
want to. Okay, Thanksgiving it cosa.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh, I know it says Thanksgiving like you're like Cosabanita Thanksgiving.
That's that's family.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
A giant storms filled with potential deadly fungal spores or
set that we've crossed several states this summer.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That doesn't sound good.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Have a nice week you what sounds delicious?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Just like instead of rain.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You know, I'm not sure. I don't think my rains involved.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Little mushrooms coming down.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That would be weird, just getting hit with the mushrooms
if I just run out of their mouth open? Uh yeah,
bungo spores, how about that? I don't want to do that,
you know, Dare I ask how they got up there?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Several taco bells in Detroit had to stop selling a
lot of their items because they.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Were giving, well, giving people explosive diarrhea. Don't you kind
of know that going in the taco bell?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I was just saying, just minimizing the chances.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, it apparently it was pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Here's the first document case of winning.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Four thousand year old clay tablet is in the news
because it's from a boy telling his mom that he
didn't like the clothes.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That she made him.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Oh, no, clay tablet. He wrote that down. First documented
case of.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Whining, and it lasted all these years.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Four thousand years, Mom, I don't like the clothes you
made me. At least you got a mama that can
make clothes. What about new kids that don't have a
mama to make clothes? They left up to the daddy
making clothes, and we all know daddy just don't make clothes.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's a beautiful potato sack you're wearing, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's a beautiful, beautiful leaf you have on.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Let's see, I was kind of an interesting sheriff's department
in North Carolina's rolling out a humanoid robot that they
plan to use in hostage to goociations.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's gonna go over.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well, here we are a RoboCop.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I mean, dude, every day you see a story like this.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Ope, he shoots him in the junk.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I mean, come on, you know for a fact that's
not gonna go over. Well, robot goes in, You're gonna
shoot the robot.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, the robot. Robot's dead. Uh, now the robot is
armed up.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Be kind of different if you shoot a police robot,
is that the same as like assaulting a police dog.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Which is the same as assaulting officer?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Right? Or would it be more like abuse of equipment
like kicking a police car.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I don't know. It's a good question.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Don't do any of those things?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
No what somebody do it and find out what's puilty
is and tell us that we're informed. And then and
then nobody else do it. There's gotta be one. A
guy in line posts a picture of a really expensive
burger King bal and then Chili's jumped in the comments
section actually roasted burger king pretty good. So this dude
(04:12):
had like a what eighteen dollars bacon whatever whopper deal, right,
and Chili's said, I don't know why y'all be letting
fast food do this to your play like this, and
it posted there their burger fries, endless chips and salsa
and a drink deal for ten bucks and I'm like, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Much freaky deal, just throwing an ad right in the
middle of the Facebook comments, right.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And they got a point pretty good roast, all right?
So how funny is it nowadays? Because so many gen
zers are having hemorrhoid problems, A lot of doctors are
now referencing or referring people to how often and how
(04:58):
long you well you should take when it comes to pooping,
and the doctors say, quote, inappropriate time to spend on
the toilet is no more than three minutes at a time.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Three minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
What's having is so many people are relaxing their backside
while they're sit there and scroll Instagram. All kinds of
youngins have hemorrhoids. Now you can't let it get to lose.
So yeah, man gen Zer's huge spiking hemorrhoids.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
So basically you get a short YouTube song.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I mean, how long does it take you to through
your business? I'm never on there more than three minutes.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm the kind of guy that doesn't go to the
toilet unless i'm you know, one's waiting, one's ready to go.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Right, I'm dropping the kids off. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
A new study showed that when planning trips with friends
or family, women are doing most of the work. Well, yeah,
as that should be, because look, you know what happens
when men playing things for the vacation with family and friends.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Just ask the women. We do it wrong. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, and believe me, if you want, if you want
the vacation done right and you want the letter play it.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
What do you mean I can't plan activities for eight
in the morning?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
All right.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Somebody mailed a squirrel to Meta and Bangkok, Thailand, which
is kind of funny because they opened the package and
the damn squirrel jumped out, and as you can imagine it,
freaked everybody out. It was wreaking havoc in the office
for about thirty minutes before they could capture it. It says, well,
it says the staff had a good time with it.
(06:45):
They created an AI generated video mimicking HR training course
on squirrel related office best practices.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
They created a meme of if it.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Was Facebook safety notifications, so it read mark safe from
meta squirrel attack today underneath the blue flag icon.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Unfortunately, in the story, the squirrel's fate is unknown.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh no, it's in Thailand, so imagine, imagine they ate
that squirrel. All right, So yesterday we had waymo car
that drove a couple of teenagers to a parking lot,
notified cops that they were drinking and shooting water pistols
out the window. This ride share driver, well, they just
had a wild customer who is just refuse to get
(07:34):
out of the car and huffing nitrous oxide in the backseat.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh wow, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
The police department. Luci Police Apartment.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Said they were notified of an unruly passenger refused to
get out of the vehicle while inhaling nitrous oxide. The passenger,
identified as thirty seven year old Pamila and Molina actively
in healing nitrous oxide from a large canister would not
leave the vehicle, so the ride share dude just drives to.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
The police apartment. When officers approached the.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Vehicle, she continued huffing the nitrous oxide and refused lawful commands.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
UH.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Officers said that she also resisted efforts to safely remove
her from the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
They had to pull that. They had pulled that right up.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
She was charged with inhaling nitrous oxide to induce intoxication
and resisting an officer without violence.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And considering she still had the cannis or in her possession.
Should be a pretty open and closed case for this one.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I mean it was a big as canister too. I
don't understand.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I don't know I did with night just os out
a lot, so I guess I just don't huff it.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I mean, I believe we looked at the car stuff,
and the car stuff has something added in there.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So it doesn't make you all giggly.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Right, thank God, or at least it tastes terrible.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
UH. There's a new concept called Maggie's Refuel. It's set
to open in the rich La neighborhood. It's an upscale
twist on a traditional gas station. La Maggies will serve
fresh pastries from local bakries, premium soft serve ice cream
specially coffee, and convenience store favorite It's like flaming hot Cheetos.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh yeah. The station will.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Also include ev charging, more curated shopping experiences. Some people
of nicknamed it woke BUCkies.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I was gonna say rich BUCkies. Yeah, what is the
woke part?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You know?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Maybe it's the electric chargers. Maybe that's what they're.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
There's electrical chargers at all kinds of gas stations, but
the BUCkies, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Is there ones that BUCkies? There are ones that Whua
wah is in Florida.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
BUCkies notably doesn't do diesel. Yes, so I'm guessing if
they don't do these, I don't know. Maybe they do.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Well they just I don't do diesel, not to piss
off the truck stops right right?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Who knows? All right, So here's the story. It's a
little cringey.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Christopher Pedden, Yeah, he uh well, he slashed off as
you know what, and he he threw his severed weenas
on the floor, dashed it with gasoline from container instead
on fire.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He's not one but four lighters.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Police have firefighters respawned through the May sixth incident had
to receive a call for a stabbing at attached garage
belonging to the property owners. Now Pedden is currently in
stable condition as the lawyers gathered information. It's amount of defense.
They tell TMZ the allegations against his client are concerning,
(10:50):
and he's now looking into the Pedden's mental state at
the time of the alleged incident.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'm gonna go ahead and tell you dude was crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Right, Praizier on drugs?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yep, you both was insane o in the membrane, Oh
he was. He's as insane as it.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Gitch. You don't sever that thing and throw it on
the floor lighted on fire with four separate lighters unless
you seriously out of your mind.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Damn
One o seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories start. Yeah, yeah you are stories, but
you buy CASA coming up on Monday, they are opening
the reservations for basically September through the beginning of the year.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So if you want to Brookshields all over them, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Uh, Casabanita has some labor issues. I guess uh some people.
Some of the people there want to be treated like
actors as opposed to just uh employees. I don't know,
but Brookshield is trying to get them some sort of
(00:41):
shut up.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Brooke something place is awesome and now you don't need reservations.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well they do. Some days you don't need reservations, but
they're The reason I bring it up is because of
the holidays. If you want to do some holiday stuff there,
Monday would be your day to sign up if you
want to. Okay, Thanksgiving it cosa.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh, I know it says Thanksgiving like you're like Cosabanita Thanksgiving.
That's that's family.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
A giant storms filled with potential deadly fungal spores or
set that we've crossed several states this summer.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That doesn't sound good.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Have a nice week you what sounds delicious?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Just like instead of rain.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You know, I'm not sure. I don't think my rains involved.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Little mushrooms coming down.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That would be weird, just getting hit with the mushrooms
if I just run out of their mouth open? Uh yeah,
bungo spores, how about that? I don't want to do that,
you know, Dare I ask how they got up there?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Several taco bells in Detroit had to stop selling a
lot of their items because they.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Were giving, well, giving people explosive diarrhea. Don't you kind
of know that going in the taco bell?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I was just saying, just minimizing the chances.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, it apparently it was pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Here's the first document case of winning.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Four thousand year old clay tablet is in the news
because it's from a boy telling his mom that he
didn't like the clothes.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That she made him.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Oh, no, clay tablet. He wrote that down. First documented
case of.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Whining, and it lasted all these years.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Four thousand years, Mom, I don't like the clothes you
made me. At least you got a mama that can
make clothes. What about new kids that don't have a
mama to make clothes? They left up to the daddy
making clothes, and we all know daddy just don't make clothes.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's a beautiful potato sack you're wearing, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's a beautiful, beautiful leaf you have on.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Let's see, I was kind of an interesting sheriff's department
in North Carolina's rolling out a humanoid robot that they
plan to use in hostage to goociations.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's gonna go over.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well, here we are a RoboCop.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I mean, dude, every day you see a story like this.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Ope, he shoots him in the junk.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I mean, come on, you know for a fact that's
not gonna go over. Well, robot goes in, You're gonna
shoot the robot.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, the robot. Robot's dead. Uh, now the robot is
armed up.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Be kind of different if you shoot a police robot,
is that the same as like assaulting a police dog.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Which is the same as assaulting officer?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Right? Or would it be more like abuse of equipment
like kicking a police car.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I don't know. It's a good question.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Don't do any of those things?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
No what somebody do it and find out what's puilty
is and tell us that we're informed. And then and
then nobody else do it. There's gotta be one. A
guy in line posts a picture of a really expensive
burger King bal and then Chili's jumped in the comments
section actually roasted burger king pretty good. So this dude
(04:12):
had like a what eighteen dollars bacon whatever whopper deal, right,
and Chili's said, I don't know why y'all be letting
fast food do this to your play like this, and
it posted there their burger fries, endless chips and salsa
and a drink deal for ten bucks and I'm like, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Much freaky deal, just throwing an ad right in the
middle of the Facebook comments, right.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And they got a point pretty good roast, all right?
So how funny is it nowadays? Because so many gen
zers are having hemorrhoid problems, A lot of doctors are
now referencing or referring people to how often and how
(04:58):
long you well you should take when it comes to pooping,
and the doctors say, quote, inappropriate time to spend on
the toilet is no more than three minutes at a time.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Three minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
What's having is so many people are relaxing their backside
while they're sit there and scroll Instagram. All kinds of
youngins have hemorrhoids. Now you can't let it get to lose.
So yeah, man gen Zer's huge spiking hemorrhoids.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
So basically you get a short YouTube song.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I mean, how long does it take you to through
your business? I'm never on there more than three minutes.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm the kind of guy that doesn't go to the
toilet unless i'm you know, one's waiting, one's ready to go.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Right, I'm dropping the kids off. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
A new study showed that when planning trips with friends
or family, women are doing most of the work. Well, yeah,
as that should be, because look, you know what happens
when men playing things for the vacation with family and friends.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Just ask the women. We do it wrong. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, and believe me, if you want, if you want
the vacation done right and you want the letter play it.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
What do you mean I can't plan activities for eight
in the morning?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
All right.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Somebody mailed a squirrel to Meta and Bangkok, Thailand, which
is kind of funny because they opened the package and
the damn squirrel jumped out, and as you can imagine it,
freaked everybody out. It was wreaking havoc in the office
for about thirty minutes before they could capture it. It says, well,
it says the staff had a good time with it.
(06:45):
They created an AI generated video mimicking HR training course
on squirrel related office best practices.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
They created a meme of if it.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Was Facebook safety notifications, so it read mark safe from
meta squirrel attack today underneath the blue flag icon.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Unfortunately, in the story, the squirrel's fate is unknown.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh no, it's in Thailand, so imagine, imagine they ate
that squirrel. All right, So yesterday we had waymo car
that drove a couple of teenagers to a parking lot,
notified cops that they were drinking and shooting water pistols
out the window. This ride share driver, well, they just
had a wild customer who is just refuse to get
(07:34):
out of the car and huffing nitrous oxide in the backseat.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh wow, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
The police department. Luci Police Apartment.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Said they were notified of an unruly passenger refused to
get out of the vehicle while inhaling nitrous oxide. The passenger,
identified as thirty seven year old Pamila and Molina actively
in healing nitrous oxide from a large canister would not
leave the vehicle, so the ride share dude just drives to.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
The police apartment. When officers approached the.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Vehicle, she continued huffing the nitrous oxide and refused lawful commands.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
UH.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Officers said that she also resisted efforts to safely remove
her from the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
They had to pull that. They had pulled that right up.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
She was charged with inhaling nitrous oxide to induce intoxication
and resisting an officer without violence.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And considering she still had the cannis or in her possession.
Should be a pretty open and closed case for this one.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I mean it was a big as canister too. I
don't understand.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I don't know I did with night just os out
a lot, so I guess I just don't huff it.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I mean, I believe we looked at the car stuff,
and the car stuff has something added in there.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So it doesn't make you all giggly.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Right, thank God, or at least it tastes terrible.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
UH. There's a new concept called Maggie's Refuel. It's set
to open in the rich La neighborhood. It's an upscale
twist on a traditional gas station. La Maggies will serve
fresh pastries from local bakries, premium soft serve ice cream
specially coffee, and convenience store favorite It's like flaming hot Cheetos.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh yeah. The station will.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Also include ev charging, more curated shopping experiences. Some people
of nicknamed it woke BUCkies.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I was gonna say rich BUCkies. Yeah, what is the
woke part?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You know?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Maybe it's the electric chargers. Maybe that's what they're.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
There's electrical chargers at all kinds of gas stations, but
the BUCkies, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Is there ones that BUCkies? There are ones that Whua
wah is in Florida.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
BUCkies notably doesn't do diesel. Yes, so I'm guessing if
they don't do these, I don't know. Maybe they do.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Well they just I don't do diesel, not to piss
off the truck stops right right?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Who knows? All right, So here's the story. It's a
little cringey.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Christopher Pedden, Yeah, he uh well, he slashed off as
you know what, and he he threw his severed weenas
on the floor, dashed it with gasoline from container instead
on fire.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He's not one but four lighters.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Police have firefighters respawned through the May sixth incident had
to receive a call for a stabbing at attached garage
belonging to the property owners. Now Pedden is currently in
stable condition as the lawyers gathered information. It's amount of defense.
They tell TMZ the allegations against his client are concerning,
(10:50):
and he's now looking into the Pedden's mental state at
the time of the alleged incident.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'm gonna go ahead and tell you dude was crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Right, Praizier on drugs?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yep, you both was insane o in the membrane, Oh
he was. He's as insane as it.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Gitch. You don't sever that thing and throw it on
the floor lighted on fire with four separate lighters unless
you seriously out of your mind.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Damn
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