July 6, 2026 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop, Yeah you are stupid story. He's
brought to you by Hall of Fame listener Tom Tom.
Things with donuts and the honey buns.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, playing.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Pastries, glory to there so a couple of things. Let's
get with the well. Some of the more like hearted ones,
like this prominent medical writer. He made an unfortunate typo.
He tweeted this, the monkey pox outbreak is carrying on
most entirely among men who have sex with me. He
(00:42):
meant men who have sex with men, he corrected himself.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
But not before you know, x ate him up. Only
you can prevent monkey pox, Baddy.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Only you. Tender activity is sersday and care guests, cared guests, monkeys, No, no,
I wonder what they wrap? Would we call it?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Uh? More realistically, I'm gonna go World Cup cities, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Uh. Tender activity in places like New York and New
Jersey up over thirty four percent, and mostly it's just
well the World Cup the most most of the lovebirds
are international tourists hunt for little American hookup. I hear
(01:38):
that tender thing is pretty good, According to a very
inspiring new report, listen to this, college students globally are
reading at a ten year old level.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Ten year old, yeah, ten year old level, not a
tenth grade level.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, ten year old level. Well but hey, hey, it
gets worse here in America. It's fourteen percent of college students.
Oh no, read at a ten year old level.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
What Well, if you're looking for a fantastic book to read,
may I recommend the A The ABCS of Car Parts
by Scoop Seemson.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yea, hopefully they're there.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Twenty six pages of car parts right.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
ABC's sound like some of you need it in college.
So I'm not sure if it's this man's fault or not.
Police in Japan arrested this forty six year old dude
for they say, quote disrupting businesses. He was at a
hot tub hot tubs or a hot spring resort in
(02:50):
the public hot tub, which is a you know spring. Whatever.
It's tough because here's what happened the dude. It's a
communal bath, right, and the dude pulled the cork out
of the drain. Oh no, yeah, he there's a plug,
it's on a chain or a you know, a plug pull, string, chain, whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You want to call it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Dude pulled it.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I mean if I felt something like that in.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The tub, i'd pull it too, right, right, But unfortunately
for him, all the water in the communal bath just
drains us. They got a bunch of dudes just sit
like where'd the water go?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
He got arrested for that. Wow? Really, yeah, they don't.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
They don't mess around with communal baths in Japan. Who
would take a communal bath?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
That's kind of the thing in Japan. It's kind of
a kind of a thing.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It's just not my thing.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
We've ever played street fighter. You fought plenty in communal baths.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, I mean I see him in movies. It's just
like a bathroom, right, just a bunch of dudes and
big ass square bath.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's like a really wet sauna. Y'all sitting in there, gather.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Uh yuck. An investment firms co founder issuing because he
got fired for ignoring the return to office mandate that
he signed.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Oh he argues this.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
He argues that the return the work memorandum was for employees,
not owners, so they can't fire him.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And they did pretty fun.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Let's see seventy years that's how long it took Walt
Disney and Disneyland. Seventy years ago. Walt Disney opened Disneyland.
Just this week they welcomed their billion guests.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That crazy. Did you see how long it took for
them to get their first million? No, seven weeks.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
So they've been working towards that billion for seventy years
and finally got it.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's one of those big things that you when you
bring up like that, how many seconds ago? Was was
a billion seconds versus a million? Same sort of comparison
with seven weeks for a million and.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Seventy years for a billion.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, well there was one of them.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Recently, Uh, let's see, China's rooftop rain urban cooling system
has gone viral. It's basically a cooling miss that pumped
from the top of apartment buildings and scorch in summer days.
Just coolse everybody on the side, will below you use
the rain water. I'm not mad at that. No, right,
con air in case you got something in your teeth.
(05:36):
Can't figure it out. They're recalling two million wire grilled
brushes because the metal bristles detach. Oh no, when you
get braces, shut up. I'll just leave a cheeseburger. Uh,
you want you want to hear about spaceballs? You want
to talk about spaceballs.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Love spaceballs, spaceballs.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Apparently there's been six of them show up so far
at North Queensland beaches. Space Balls are off the left
over from rocket launches. The Australian Space Agency confirmed on
Sunday was working to termine the nature an origin of
these mysterious objects, which police said, we're listen this suspective
(06:18):
containing hazardous chemicals. The Queensland Fire Department said on Sunday
total six of these objects have been found washed up
on beaches, five had been secured in drums and six
was being rendered safe. I don't know what that means
rendered safe. There's this They call it a local chip shop.
(06:40):
What do you think that is?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I would yes that it's like a fish and chips
each store. Oh, I'm gonna go with it's a food.
It's a restaurant that serves like fries.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
They were already selling space junk snack box with a
chalkboard saying unlike some stuff that washes up on the beach,
you'll be able to identify these objects. Interesting, So more
about them. The Australian Space Agency has confirmed that suspected
(07:11):
space debris, thought it containing hazardous chemicals, has been located.
Police say there was quote no danger the local community,
and police were not investigating the incident. The fire department
statement said it is possible more debris will turn up
in the area in the coming days. While there was
no quote currently no danger to the local community, the
(07:34):
nature of the debris and its origin is still being determined.
I don't know about you, guys, but when you see
these spheres, that's what they are, just metal steel spheres,
and they are good sides, about the size of a
five dollon bucket. I'd be a little concerned.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
A very uncomfortable exercise ball.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Right, Uh, what's with the big ass I don't know
or not like spaceball thing with chemicals? Then whatever, don't
warm it up, don't hit it with a hammer, and what.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Does rendered safe mean? I have questions, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Twenty nine year old man in Maryland named Jalen Goodard
he got his car stolen. Oh no, yeah, I understand
how that feels. Man. You feel like somebody just totally
took advantage of you, just ran up in your lunch,
stole your biscuits and grab me right off your plate
like bamm. So Jalen Goodard, he got his car stolen,
but he probably should have been a little more hesitant
(08:38):
about calling the cops because while it happened, he was
a burglarizing the Horizon store across the street. Jalen reporter
his car missing, but it didn't take cops along and
connect dots because well, they noticed blood on his hands, clothing,
and glasses, as well as blood on the nearby broken
(08:58):
store window because he caught it in right across the
street from where he was breaking in the Rising store,
and the cops have got to call about Well, guess
what the breaking at the Verizon store. He tried deny
being at the Rizon store, but cops didn't buy it.
What I was said, that's some karma right there, dude,
straight up karma. He was charged of burglary, theft, destruction
(09:22):
the property.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Something tells me this Verizon wasn't in the best part
of town.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Man. You know, I'm a guess, probably not. I mean,
he was committed to crime. Why he was committed crime?
Somebody else committed crime. I mean it's almost like Sixteenth Street.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
There are two people in this parking lot, both of
which are criminals, right.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Men, John park Man, all right, so listen. Probably the
best reason I have ever heard not to try meth
a man, Oh, this one gets a little sensitive. A
man who cut off is you know what with a
pen knife and subsequently bled to death, was on a
(10:10):
lethal dose a super myth.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Oh it's the supermouth again.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
This dumb dumb stabbed himself twenty times. Oh, try to
chop his arm off during a metfield frenzy. This is
happening downtown Los Angeles, is right in the middle of
the street. The death ruled that he died by sharp force,
self inflicted injury to the neck, right forearm, wrist and the.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I'll put it to you like this.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
This sends here. This guy's everything you need to know.
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
This is a quote from the story led his penis
to be This is an air quote de gloving from
his body. Oh yeah, yeah, anytime degloving from his well
was using the same sense as penis. Probably. Look, that's
a good reason not to do meth. I'm telling you
that there is ever a public service announcement on reasons
(11:10):
you should not do meth.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
De gloving penises right off top Yeah, I don't remember
that in DARE. Had they brought that up in there,
it might have been a whole different discussion.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
The problem with DARE is they came up with catchy jingles,
things will make you sing along, actually feel better after
you heard it, Like this is a public surface announcement
for people not to do meth.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Look at me, busy as a bee.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Where'd I get all this senergy? Oh I don't sleep
and I don't need, but I've got the cleanest house
on the street.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Get these hairs all out of my face. Get these
bugs all out of my place. One more hit, no
top two waist.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Scuffs go sha shows show show skip.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, I didn't hear anything in there about losing your juont.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
De gloving nothing nothing. They didn't de glove, they didn't
he glove Gimes. Sounds like they partnered up with him.
Oh de g loving penis that would that's the public service,
and that's one
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop, Yeah you are stupid story. He's
brought to you by Hall of Fame listener Tom Tom.
Things with donuts and the honey buns.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, playing.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Pastries, glory to there so a couple of things. Let's
get with the well. Some of the more like hearted ones,
like this prominent medical writer. He made an unfortunate typo.
He tweeted this, the monkey pox outbreak is carrying on
most entirely among men who have sex with me. He
(00:42):
meant men who have sex with men, he corrected himself.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
But not before you know, x ate him up. Only
you can prevent monkey pox, Baddy.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Only you. Tender activity is sersday and care guests, cared guests, monkeys, No, no,
I wonder what they wrap? Would we call it?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Uh? More realistically, I'm gonna go World Cup cities, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Uh. Tender activity in places like New York and New
Jersey up over thirty four percent, and mostly it's just
well the World Cup the most most of the lovebirds
are international tourists hunt for little American hookup. I hear
(01:38):
that tender thing is pretty good, According to a very
inspiring new report, listen to this, college students globally are
reading at a ten year old level.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Ten year old, yeah, ten year old level, not a
tenth grade level.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, ten year old level. Well but hey, hey, it
gets worse here in America. It's fourteen percent of college students.
Oh no, read at a ten year old level.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
What Well, if you're looking for a fantastic book to read,
may I recommend the A The ABCS of Car Parts
by Scoop Seemson.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yea, hopefully they're there.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Twenty six pages of car parts right.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
ABC's sound like some of you need it in college.
So I'm not sure if it's this man's fault or not.
Police in Japan arrested this forty six year old dude
for they say, quote disrupting businesses. He was at a
hot tub hot tubs or a hot spring resort in
(02:50):
the public hot tub, which is a you know spring. Whatever.
It's tough because here's what happened the dude. It's a
communal bath, right, and the dude pulled the cork out
of the drain. Oh no, yeah, he there's a plug,
it's on a chain or a you know, a plug pull, string, chain, whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You want to call it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Dude pulled it.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I mean if I felt something like that in.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The tub, i'd pull it too, right, right, But unfortunately
for him, all the water in the communal bath just
drains us. They got a bunch of dudes just sit
like where'd the water go?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
He got arrested for that. Wow? Really, yeah, they don't.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
They don't mess around with communal baths in Japan. Who
would take a communal bath?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
That's kind of the thing in Japan. It's kind of
a kind of a thing.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It's just not my thing.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
We've ever played street fighter. You fought plenty in communal baths.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, I mean I see him in movies. It's just
like a bathroom, right, just a bunch of dudes and
big ass square bath.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's like a really wet sauna. Y'all sitting in there, gather.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Uh yuck. An investment firms co founder issuing because he
got fired for ignoring the return to office mandate that
he signed.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Oh he argues this.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
He argues that the return the work memorandum was for employees,
not owners, so they can't fire him.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And they did pretty fun.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Let's see seventy years that's how long it took Walt
Disney and Disneyland. Seventy years ago. Walt Disney opened Disneyland.
Just this week they welcomed their billion guests.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That crazy. Did you see how long it took for
them to get their first million? No, seven weeks.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
So they've been working towards that billion for seventy years
and finally got it.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's one of those big things that you when you
bring up like that, how many seconds ago? Was was
a billion seconds versus a million? Same sort of comparison
with seven weeks for a million and.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Seventy years for a billion.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, well there was one of them.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Recently, Uh, let's see, China's rooftop rain urban cooling system
has gone viral. It's basically a cooling miss that pumped
from the top of apartment buildings and scorch in summer days.
Just coolse everybody on the side, will below you use
the rain water. I'm not mad at that. No, right,
con air in case you got something in your teeth.
(05:36):
Can't figure it out. They're recalling two million wire grilled
brushes because the metal bristles detach. Oh no, when you
get braces, shut up. I'll just leave a cheeseburger. Uh,
you want you want to hear about spaceballs? You want
to talk about spaceballs.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Love spaceballs, spaceballs.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Apparently there's been six of them show up so far
at North Queensland beaches. Space Balls are off the left
over from rocket launches. The Australian Space Agency confirmed on
Sunday was working to termine the nature an origin of
these mysterious objects, which police said, we're listen this suspective
(06:18):
containing hazardous chemicals. The Queensland Fire Department said on Sunday
total six of these objects have been found washed up
on beaches, five had been secured in drums and six
was being rendered safe. I don't know what that means
rendered safe. There's this They call it a local chip shop.
(06:40):
What do you think that is?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I would yes that it's like a fish and chips
each store. Oh, I'm gonna go with it's a food.
It's a restaurant that serves like fries.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
They were already selling space junk snack box with a
chalkboard saying unlike some stuff that washes up on the beach,
you'll be able to identify these objects. Interesting, So more
about them. The Australian Space Agency has confirmed that suspected
(07:11):
space debris, thought it containing hazardous chemicals, has been located.
Police say there was quote no danger the local community,
and police were not investigating the incident. The fire department
statement said it is possible more debris will turn up
in the area in the coming days. While there was
no quote currently no danger to the local community, the
(07:34):
nature of the debris and its origin is still being determined.
I don't know about you, guys, but when you see
these spheres, that's what they are, just metal steel spheres,
and they are good sides, about the size of a
five dollon bucket. I'd be a little concerned.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
A very uncomfortable exercise ball.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Right, Uh, what's with the big ass I don't know
or not like spaceball thing with chemicals? Then whatever, don't
warm it up, don't hit it with a hammer, and what.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Does rendered safe mean? I have questions, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Twenty nine year old man in Maryland named Jalen Goodard
he got his car stolen. Oh no, yeah, I understand
how that feels. Man. You feel like somebody just totally
took advantage of you, just ran up in your lunch,
stole your biscuits and grab me right off your plate
like bamm. So Jalen Goodard, he got his car stolen,
but he probably should have been a little more hesitant
(08:38):
about calling the cops because while it happened, he was
a burglarizing the Horizon store across the street. Jalen reporter
his car missing, but it didn't take cops along and
connect dots because well, they noticed blood on his hands, clothing,
and glasses, as well as blood on the nearby broken
(08:58):
store window because he caught it in right across the
street from where he was breaking in the Rising store,
and the cops have got to call about Well, guess
what the breaking at the Verizon store. He tried deny
being at the Rizon store, but cops didn't buy it.
What I was said, that's some karma right there, dude,
straight up karma. He was charged of burglary, theft, destruction
(09:22):
the property.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Something tells me this Verizon wasn't in the best part
of town.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Man. You know, I'm a guess, probably not. I mean,
he was committed to crime. Why he was committed crime?
Somebody else committed crime. I mean it's almost like Sixteenth Street.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
There are two people in this parking lot, both of
which are criminals, right.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Men, John park Man, all right, so listen. Probably the
best reason I have ever heard not to try meth
a man, Oh, this one gets a little sensitive. A
man who cut off is you know what with a
pen knife and subsequently bled to death, was on a
(10:10):
lethal dose a super myth.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Oh it's the supermouth again.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
This dumb dumb stabbed himself twenty times. Oh, try to
chop his arm off during a metfield frenzy. This is
happening downtown Los Angeles, is right in the middle of
the street. The death ruled that he died by sharp force,
self inflicted injury to the neck, right forearm, wrist and the.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I'll put it to you like this.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
This sends here. This guy's everything you need to know.
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
This is a quote from the story led his penis
to be This is an air quote de gloving from
his body. Oh yeah, yeah, anytime degloving from his well
was using the same sense as penis. Probably. Look, that's
a good reason not to do meth. I'm telling you
that there is ever a public service announcement on reasons
(11:10):
you should not do meth.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
De gloving penises right off top Yeah, I don't remember
that in DARE. Had they brought that up in there,
it might have been a whole different discussion.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
The problem with DARE is they came up with catchy jingles,
things will make you sing along, actually feel better after
you heard it, Like this is a public surface announcement
for people not to do meth.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Look at me, busy as a bee.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Where'd I get all this senergy? Oh I don't sleep
and I don't need, but I've got the cleanest house
on the street.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Get these hairs all out of my face. Get these
bugs all out of my place. One more hit, no
top two waist.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Scuffs go sha shows show show skip.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, I didn't hear anything in there about losing your juont.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
De gloving nothing nothing. They didn't de glove, they didn't
he glove Gimes. Sounds like they partnered up with him.
Oh de g loving penis that would that's the public service,
and that's one
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