Man gets tricked into a sex change, so the Doctor can marry him, and steal his father's Land

Man gets tricked into a sex change, so the Doctor can marry him, and steal his father's Land

Episode Transcript

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One O seven nine KBP I andyour show time for stupid stories. Stop
y'all all stop, Yeah you arestupid stories about to you. Bye Pyro
City. There you go, it'sauthority. Uh you having Piral City looking
like a blast tomorrow all just gota blast straight up. See, Uh

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it is gonna be fun today.General Air is the spot, so right
aback? Do you locations easy towin tickets? Today? We got tickets
five figured that punch. I believeKorn as well? Do you have things
win down there General Air tomorrow?I know we got tickets of Godsmack,
Judus Priest, a few others ofthe Blue Arena. So yeah, man,
good stuff in both spots. Let'sget to it. Stupid stories time.

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Uh, let's see. You knowI know about this hack. I
think this is actually pretty good.So a mom's gone viral for a hack
of but well she puts a bunchof velcrow all over the airplane seat and
all over her babies, but they'llkeeping seated on an air line. Look,
I think some people might frown onthat type parenting, but I kind

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of like it. It's it's notas I don't know, offensive, as
you know, tying him with arope to the seat. Basically, though
that's what you're doing. You couldalways put him in the overhead carrier,
little kid, velcro to the sideof the planet she may be onto.

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Some women who like tall men aremore likely to rate themselves as attractive.
That's a new recent study, whichis, you know, it's not the
most exciting news for shorter men.A man got start while trying to bring
a grenade onto a fight in Pittsburgh. Now here's the problem I had with

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this. The grenade. It wasa nerd. It was old fake you
know, like dumby grenade, likea paperweight deal, sure, whatever,
Like it's obviously not a real grenade. Why can't you bring that on a
plane. Yeah, just like youcan't bring fake guns on a plane.
Have you seen this thing? Howabsurdly fake? It was absurdly fake,

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absurdly fake. It's stupid. It'snot like it's a an old grenade that
they dummied up, you know,and it took all explosive and trapping on
all that stuff out of It's adamn toy. Like man, huh.
It's like, come on, people, they'd be all right anyway. They

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don't mess around at the airport.No they don't. A man was critically
injured after getting hit by a rollercoaster. This happened at King's out of
I believe, right, yep,yep, yeah, man, this was
nutty. So apparently he gone ina restricted area to try to find this,
says his keys. But I thoughtit was a cell phone. What
I read was his cell phone.Yeah, that's what I read too.

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Anyway, what happened. He droppedcell phone out. Road coaster tells the
attendant of the road coaster, Heyman, I need to go get my
cell phone or dropped it down here, And the guy says, hey man,
you gotta wait till the ride's over, until we shut down the ride.
Well, the dude didn't wait,and he goes in this area and
the road coaster comes flying down hispath and just dude, it thumped him.
One of the pastors says, soundlike he was hitting a deer.

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Ooh yeah, yeah, he's ina critical condition. You dumb, dumb
when they tell you how to gothe damn restricted area where they gotta shut
down the ride, wait till theride shut down, right, you can
wait the two or three minutes?Good lord, all right, bad news
if you live in Kentucky, Indiana, Idaho, Kansas, or Nebraska.

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Porn hubs, well, they're lockingdown those five states, all of them.
Yeah, porn hub is blocking fivemore states Kentucky, Indiana, Idaho,
Kansas, Nebraska over local laws orkrying you. This is upload IDs
online to show proof of age.Porn Ubb says this would put users privacy
at risk. They don't ever careabout the user. Uh. That's funny,

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though. I don't know. Whatabout a country that made made it
illegal for politicians to lie? Ooh, I kind of like that, dude,
that would be epic. You know, imagine that whole Russian collusion thing
that was all lie, all abig fat lie. Uh. Anyway,
if it does become a law,Wales would be the first country in the

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world to introduce criminal sanctions for lyingpoliticians. Under the current version, anyone
who's caught intentionally lying would be disqualifiedfrom holding office. That includes making a
statement that is known to be falseor deceptive. I feel like Biden does
this every day. Every day he'sspeaking to a different ethnic group. He

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says, I grew up to mostlylahblah blah family. It's on record.
I heard some dude the other dayand the podcast played. There must have
been like ten twelve versions. Igrew up into this type of family.
I grew up this type family.I mean it could be like the weirdest
anoledge. I don't know New Guineaand he was, ah, you don't.
I grew up in the family ismostly from New Guinea. Uh,

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that would be awesome if they madeillegal just saying everyone could use more of
that. Woul Lauren Burber Barbara bein trouble probably. Let's see, this
is a funny, kind of awild story about coffee mugs being recalled because

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they don't hold coffee. Like,how bad is that they don't hold coffee?
Yeah, I guess they're called joyjoke to clan single wall glass coffee
mugg. That's a big ass namefor coffee mug. Anyway, Apparently the
glass has been cracking when filled withhot liquids. Oh yeah, that's not
good. Yeah, well yeah,I'm sure you're sitting there thinking, oh,

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well, well that yeah, itwould be problematic, right, And
it's not like it's happened once ortwice. Apparently this has been Oh I'll
see this number. There's been onehundred and three incidents of these coffee mugs
shattering at the base when people fillfilling with coffee. Look, if you

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don't have the glass thick enough ortempered enough to where it would it would
handle hot liquids. What are youdoing man like for cold coffee? Like
you had one job anyway? Fiftysix injuries? Wow? Wow, So
yeah, man, i'd stay awayfrom the joy joke. The clan single

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wall glass coffee mug. Apparently theynot to maim you. You had one
job, and they were calling likesix hundred thousand of them. Oh damn,
it's a lot of glass. Itis all right. Dion Sanders in
the news coach Prime Time, he'sgonna it's gonna be a little more difficult,

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I think for him to put footto ask. He lost his foot,
so he was on was it goodMorning America? Yeah, that's funny.
He showed his foot to Michael Strahan, who freaked out. Apparently have
you seen his foot? I haven't. Now, this was what bad circulation?
Uh yeah, that's that's the reasonthat I got for it. He's

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having circulation issues, and I'm guessingit just was already already pretty dead.
It's pretty nasty, man. Likewhat happens to like, they just took
out his foot off. Anyway,he was on Good Morning America. He
flashes it to Michael Strahan. MichaelStrahan freaks out about it's like, you
can't do that on TV. Well, if somebody forgot to tell Deon Sanders

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he was on more than television.Well, yeah, he apparently it's funny
because make a straighthead and said,people are eating breakfast. Dean, you
can't do that. So it soundslike it was kind of not planned.
Yeah, he's had twelve surgeries inthe past few years to address blood clots
in his legs, so causing abunch of pain. He had two of

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his toes amputated in twenty twenty two. But apparently he says it's getting better.
Said, my old journey has beena tremendous challenge, but a learning
experience as well. I just can'timagine, you know, having a deal
with half your foot being taken off. I have the interview pulled up.

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I'm trying to find the part wherehe shows his foot. Uh, well
you find that. How about thisstory? Imagine being on an airline,
you're flying on. Footage shared tosocial media shows a moment that the first
officer on a Nessama Airlines flight announcedover the intercom that the captain had apparently

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died while in flight. Oh no, yeah, the airbus three twenty was
en route from Cairo to to eatSaudi Arabia when the incident happened. It
said, Look, while very rare, in flight deaths on airline pilots are
not unheard of. Oh yeah,the co pilot came on the it was

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this is what's weird to me.The co pilot came on the intercom just
to announce that the pilot had died. But everything's okay. I feel like
you would just wait on that,right. Do you have to tell everyone?
Yeah? Is there a rule thatsays you got to You got to
tell everybody that the captain has passedduring during the flight and that Hey,
nothing to see here. I've neverlanded one, but it don't simulator once

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or twice. It's all right.You know that guy who you shook hands
with on the way in, youwon't be shaking hands with him on the
way out. Right. Oh well, what plane landed without incident, So
everybody's fine except for the pilot.Yeah, he'll be getting off the plane.

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Last you do. What to makethe announcement is he might need a
wheelchair. We don't need more now. A woman in New Zealand just suit
her boyfriend. Wow, I didn'thear the word accent there. She makes
me think they're still together. Iguess he did not drive her to the

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airport. I feel like this girl'slevel of expectation is pretty high. Head.
He said he'd pick her up fromthe airport and take her, but
he didn't show up, so shemissed her flight. And apparently she was
planning going to a big concert.That's where she was flying to OH without

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him. Yeah, yeah, exactlywhere's his ticket? I didn't get you
a ticket, but I need youto take me. He also promised to
stay at her house and dog sit, but didn't do that either, so
she took him to court and suedhim for damages, including the cost of
a dog sitter and a shuttle tothe airport. OH. Judge heard the

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case consider whether the agreement was legallybinding, and guess what what do you
think the judge decided to do.Uh tells them to figure it out themselves.
The judge said that while partner's friendsand colleagues often make social arrangements.
They're not legally enforceable unless there's aquote act that demonstrates an attention that the

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person will be bound by their promises. So I guess you gotta make your
boyfriend sign a contract saying he's gonnatake you to the airport. Make him
write it on a napkin. Right, Oh, you're gonna be like sol
Look, I'm sorry your court casegot thrown out, But how about him

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make it up to you a littlebit later. How about Look, I
promised to take you to the bedroom. Oh how about that note? Hey,
where are you going? Write thatdown on a piece of paper for
me? Right? Right? Right? I will definitely take you the bet,
all right? And lastly, howabout this crazy story police in India

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investigating an incident that's a horrified manwake up in the hospital to find out
that he was tricked. Tricked isthe key word here into a sex change.
Now. The sex change operation waspart of a bizarre land grab attempt.
The twenty year old man known onlyas No Boy. Let's call him,

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oh boy, Let's let's call himMujah Mujah. Look, his name
is Mujah for all. For therest of the story, Mujah, he
accused another man, Oh boy Oprah. Yeah, there's O M p r
A Uprahkash, there's Muha Jesus thesenames all right. Look there's Bob and

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there's this cat named Steve. Right. Bob was accused of Steve misleading him
and believed he had an urgent medicalissue you need be solved. So he
was put on a knife by Tiamatrained doctors and then Steve and some other
doctors cut his dingling off. Yeah, Bob will cut to find the surgeons
had removed all of us. Didto tell you? He said, when

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I regained consciousness, I was toldthat have been changed from a boy or
girl the afflicted man of LEDs atthe incident was a culmination of a two
year campaign of threats and harassment bySteve, but extended what But the instate
of their relationship is still unknown,So apparently they knew each other. Look,
I'm not gonna get under the knifefrom my boy Steve, who says

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you need life altering procedure or lifechanging procedure, you're gonna die. I'm
like, I feel like I needa second opinion, right because you're not
my friend anyway. So apparently Stevetold Bob, that's not the real names.
I listen to this man. Ichanged you from a man to a

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woman, and now you have tolive with me. I prepared a lawyer
and prepare a court marriage for you. Now I plan on shooting your father
and taking your land, and theland of your share will be named after
me, and then I will sellit and go to luck. Now I

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don't know what that is, butthat's what Bob claimed Steve said after the
surgery. But instead of being castout by his community, workers from the
local farmers Union set up protest atthe college calling for the immediate legal criminal
action against Steve and always involved doctors. Local cops have arrested Theme and are

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investigating, with the other involved doctorsin the process. So they actually loped
this dude's stuff off, made hima female off for a chunk of property.
And not only that, the doctor'slike, you're gonna marry me.
I've got a lawyer here. Well, that was the whole deal for the

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That's the whole reason, right,he had the well, he did the
surgery, so he would turn theminto a female. He would have to
marry the doctor, and therefore hewould claim his land, get the inheritance
from dad that he's gonna go.Yeah, well, it looks like Bob's
families also soon claiming that his lifehas been severely affected by the incident.

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Yeah, I'd say they're correct becausehe was a young man. He was
only twenty. He was twenty,right, twenty years old, man,
And you gotta imagine now there's nohope of having kids after this. Oh
no, they took his junk,like where's my oh, oh my god.

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Wow, Yeah, I would havesome I would have some problems with
that. Holy moly. Look itmust be some good real estate, right,
it must be a prime location.Man, It seems like a lot
to go, you know, tothe other doctors of all you know.
All right, man, here's thedeal. Definitely not a rocky desert right

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right. Look, this is notlike, you know, some gutter ass
you know, alley. This isprime time corner lot. Maybe this good
stuff here, This is short frontproperty. Imagine, oh wild what some
people go through. Look, that'sIndia for you. I wouldn't have any
procedures done in India now, justknowing what I'm reading here. No chances

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are you giving a lot cheaper though,