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February 17, 2026 8 mins
Man hacks into Delivery System to steal a Semi Truck full of Crab Legs, Cologne, and Blueberries.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KVP I and your show time
for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah yeah, you are stup stories brought you by.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
There's an eclipse going on today. There is, but we
can't see it. Boo. You're gonna have to be into
Antarctica or at the very southern tips of Argentina, Southern
Africa or Madagascar to see it.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
So there is some misinformation going around the Facebook as
if everybody's gonna be able to see it, you won't
be able to see it. Uh.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Hell, there'll be people that actually think they saw it.
I thought it was amazing. You didn't see that all
missed out?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
You must be a penguin, right.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
So the photo famous Love Arch in Italy Lover's Arts,
I think it's referred to it's at Sea Cliff Rocks
and Elliot's. Uh well it's no longer with us like
a heart. Yeah yeah, it died on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh no really Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
So there's been a much strong I guess storm surges
in Italy, heavy rains. Uh, and that's caused well, it
caused the arts to collapse.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
So sad on Valentine's Davis.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Honey was celebrating on it right, take my photo.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
A new study says, even God, this sucks. Even less
than one soda day can increase your risk of liver disease.
We're calmon referred to as fatty liver. I guess sugary
sodas overload deliver with fruit toasts, lean to fat build
up and information and dia. SODA's well, they may disrupt
the gut micro biome.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
And lead to mentalbolic isssues.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
So they say less than one a day? What do
they say you? What's your per week? Can we go
for three week?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Sure? Okay, I'd say four? Why not?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh splurge this week?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
And Amazon delivery van took a wrong turn to the UK.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
He was following his GPS directions, ended up stuck on
mudflats used as a shooting range by Britain's military.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh yep, that's the wrong turn, yo.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
That's not a good spot to be a Let's see
this is speaking of Britain. There's an angry British tourist.
I guess he was apprehended after destroying a bunch of
checking kiosk.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
It was at.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
An airport in Hong Kong, I think, or in China.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Anyway, if you see the video.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
He just he just goes full on like crazy on
the check in Kiosks and just works him all over. Surprisingly,
they fall over pretty easy. So a woman in New York,
he just helped out a friend and she got fired
from State Department Transportation. Look, she had about ten thousand

(03:07):
pounds of asphalt dropped off at a friend's house. She
dropped out at a friend's house, just ten thousand pounds
and it only adds up a.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Couple hundred bucks, but she got fired for it.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Meanwhile, no story out in New York. So this is
a wild story. This dude got arrested cause he stole.
He's a Jamaican nationalist living in New York. He would
load up this semi Listen how much stuff does dude
with stealing three hundred and thirty seven No thirty three thousand,
seven hundred fifty pounds of frozen snow crabs worth three

(03:40):
hundred twenty five thousand dollars. And then he went on
to steal four hundred and thirty three thousand, eight hundred
and thirty dollars worth of cologne.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
And then where else he stole something else.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
He would hack into email accounts of car carrier companies,
and he would show up at warehouses posy as.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
A worker and to load up his semi.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Right, they were expecting a guy in a semi to
show up. They did all the work. He just backed
in and took the crab, took the cologne.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
He's still all kinds of stuff and it's crazy crabs, blueberries, cologne.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
He was going for it.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
And he's collecting like full grocery store deliveries at a time.
Not it's not like a personal use amount of crab
legs are.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, I wonder what he was doing with it. It
doesn't say he said the berries were supposed to go
to customer in Illinois, but this guy arranged to sell
the fruit to his phone contact named my customer for everything.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
According to the charging documents.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
He's got a fence somewhere.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Dude, like who.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
He's selling like four hundred thousand dollars worth of cologne
and three hundred and eight thousand dollars worth of snow crabs, Like,
I feel like you.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Gotta get rid of that pretty quick. You gotta have
a guy right like the Colone. You could put that
in the storage unit for a while. The crab legs
you've got a weekend.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah, the blueberries. Yeah, same thing he had to have
the buyer before, right. Pretty crazy scam, though a lot
of money.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
South Florida father says he's upset after his ex partner
allegedly left their two young kids in an.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Uber for hours ooh.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
The man said he learned about what happened when the
sergeant contacted His family said the sergeant caught his mom
ex playing that the kids. The children's mom she had
been arrested, and she apparently left the kids inside an
uber ubercar while she was drunk or getting drunk inside
of a casino. Police Arrestidentily Sabago, thirty two years old.

(06:00):
She now faced charges of child neglecting, child abandoned me.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
What was the the uber driver thinking like, she's like,
I'm gonna be right back, and she runs into the
casino and you're just sitting there with the two kids
idling outside of casino.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
I was wondering about that, but maybe she was driving
as an uber because it doesn't say you think about
the driver called or anything like that. To me, it
sounds like she was driving as an uber.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Parked the car when inside and got drunk and let
the kids inside the.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Car even worse.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, okay, mom of the Year, she is not. Now
here's an interesting story but a couple with Iowa named
the Lexus Andreene Webb planning to get married at the
courthouse last Thursday. It's a couple of days before Valentine's Day.
It was supposed to be something, you know, kind of
inmate between them and a couple family.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Members, a few loved ones.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
They were all waiting at the courthouse and they found
out that the judge, well the judge they had pointed
wasn't it wasn't gonna show up.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Oh no, dude.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Then another says you, uh, yeah, you shouldn't be married,
Like the judge said, oh, we can't show up for today. Anyway,
everybody was there, right, and there was another judge available
to marry them.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
So they were all disappointed.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
But Alexi's father stood up and said, hey, he had
a friend named Jody who was ordained and Jody and
his wife, Jody's a guy's name. They owned a funeral home,
and he made a phone call and Jody agreed to
marry them in the funeral homes chapel. Oh okay, so

(07:38):
she said it was even better than expected because we
did get a real wedding since she said we're in
a chapel. I got to walk down the aisle my dad,
the girl's got to be flower girls, my son got
to be a ring bear, and Rien's son got to
be the best man. Says, what what could you ask for?
And Jody loved it too, he said, Uh, I was

(07:58):
put on the earth to help people.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I saw. I was happy to help.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
So yeah, at a funeral home, it's kind of wid
and weird, but it's the hell of a story.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Every time you drive by the funeral home, you're gonna
point and tell your kids that's where we got married.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
That's a little wild funeral home. I mean, in a way.
They're not too off
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