March 3, 2026 • 12 mins
Guy is looking at 90 years in Jail after stealing cards using taco seasoning mix to fool the self check out scanners
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine kbp I and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop yeah, stop, yeah, you are stupid stories.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
But you buy the new McDonald's Arch Deluxe.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Have you had one yet?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
No? But did you see their ceo trying it? No,
it didn't look like he was having a good time.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh no, you made this burger messy? His hell to
eat anytime you have dual patties.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's rough, right right?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
No? Did he when you say he didn't enjoy it?
Did he make it like a face?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It kind of made a little bit of a face,
like like he's not used to eating McDonald's hamburgers.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, it doesn't taste that good, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I see. Vermont has been ranked as the fittest state
the the United States. Really ver Vermont? Okay, at least
fit states or well on the south go figure Louisiana, Mississippi,
West Virginia, Alabama, all at the bottom of the list.
But they sure do eat good.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
They cook with real Yeah man, uh all right, so look.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Please near Atlanta. Kind of asking parents double check lunches
did they pack for kids? After? Now twice in a
row kids have come to school with like some sort
of drink. This last time. Well, kids showed up with
a martini to wash down to his midday snack.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Delicious.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, it looked like on the outside of the camp
looked like it was juice, but it was like, you know,
a martini completely with alcohol and everything else.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
First day of school on my sophomore year of college,
I go into class and this is back when we
had our you know, jam sport backpacks and they had
the little mesh bag on the side. So I had
my candle pop in my mesh bag and I get
to class, put it out, put it on my desk,
just you know, letting it sit there, open up in
the middle class so I can have a nice delicious soda.
(02:03):
Right as I go to turn to open it up,
I realized that is a natural light that I've had
a beer sitting on my entire class.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
That's hilarious. Well, dare me to drink it?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Right, And how do you get put in there? I
just grabbed the wrong can out of our fridge out
of the dorms. Yeah, whoop, But I swore that was
a pepsi last night.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Right, That's funny. Let's see. I mean the first time
I had a beer, We're like fifteen there was four
of us and we were passing around one can of beer.
I think it was like Budweiser, and we were all like,
we passed it around and honest got it. It was
like this, we'd all take a little drink.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
We'll go.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Feeling thing. Yet no, and were handed to take a
drink feeling thing. Yet No, here you take a drink
feeling thing yet no one beer.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Four of us, so about a quarter of a beer each.
Uh huh not feeling it?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Huh No, No, it didn't feel damn thing like this
kind of sucks.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Was there anybody out of the group that was like, no, no,
I feel it.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
No, no, no, we're like feeling thee feeling me. Oh no, uh,
this tastes like crap. Let's see see how crazy is
this story. Drivers are receiving in craig toebills. Uh. This
is in Pennsylvania because of Pennsylvania's new plate design. But
it put slashes through the zeros so they wouldn't be
(03:34):
confused with the letter. Oh okay, you know, but guess
what the license plate reader reads that as an eight.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh, so the slash through the zero.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
They didn't realize the computer would really read that as
an eight. So now it's just it's even worse problem.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I feel like at this point you have to erase
all the tickets. Yeah, start fresh.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, what a pain in the ass. Consumer reports What
a burger delivers the best burger value at a dollar
sixty six per ounce. Shake shack is second.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
As far as value. Yeah, okay, I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Know if a shake shack or a what a burger?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Around here, I don't know about what a burger. There's
a shake shack down Hamton.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Okay, let's see. Oh, Tropical Fruits. Tropical Fruit dot Com
does this ten things that happened ten years ago this week.
This was the week that Peyton Manning retired.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Huh yeah, ten years ago today this week.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And yet he's still on TV just as much as
he was back.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh not more. I think he probably if I don't know,
the Progressive has a better spokesperson because he's in nine
out of ten their ads. All Right, So, what they
call a shockingly unprofessional argument between Texas news anchors that
repted live on the air. Now they had to come
(04:57):
out later and go, no, no, no, no, we're super close.
We're like we're like siblings. We just like to rip
on one another, but they're pretty much like tearing each
other's ass. Won't you mind your own business? Won't you
worry about your job? Why don't you just do your job?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Like damn, you don't listen to anything I say. Yeah,
it was like, it's pretty funny, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So a year ago the Washington State Department of Licensing
started using AI the handle US automated service over the phone.
But get this, collars who pressed two for Spanish didn't
actually get Spanish. How funny is this? They got an
AI voice speaking English but with a really really really
(05:41):
really heavy Spanish accent. Oh no, So it was like
Sophia regards. It was like it was pretty good because
they're expecting Spanish, but they got English with a heavy
Spanish accent. Some people complain to others found it hilarious.
Compare the AI responses to broken English used by the
(06:05):
consuader of the maid Own family. Guy, Uh, it really
was Spanish, they said, it really was, oh Spanglish, with
the only actual Spanish words being the numbers like your
estimated wait time there's en trace minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
So I've been using a fair amount of AI chat
GPT in particular and you know, ninety nine percent of
the time, I feel like it's doing a really good,
great job. But that one percent, I feel like it
gives you like a high school senior boy who's just
phoning it in.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You mean, like a freshman.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Maybe a freshman, but a lot of times you'll just
get one. You're like, you weren't even trying on that one.
That's what this one is right here.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, they said the agency blamed it on the era
and the staff. They say the automated service has ten
languages and now runs a newer AI technology. They did
not keep the Spanglish version as an option.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Were any of the other ones just an accent slapped
on there?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, it didn't say, but that would be hysterical. It's
a French guy. It was just a mirror. I'm glad
they napped this guy, thirty nine year old man in Florida.
His name was Keith Wallace. He's been arrested for a
pretty amazing scheme. He was stealing. So he was stealing
all this self checkout on Target. Keith would grabbed multiple
(07:39):
large boxes of trading cards, as well as an equal
number of ninety nine cent taco seasony packets. He didn't
go through the self checkout, and he would only pay
for the Taco Bell seasony packets. So Keith then sold
the trading cards on his eBay account. And he did
(08:02):
this more than seventy five different times at multiple Target locations,
and he probably did it that what they say is
a lot more stores as well. Target says the theft
costs them over ten thousand dollars, and they say authorities
(08:23):
say hey generated over forty thousand dollars in revenue from
selling the stolen cards online. Yep, So he'd been doing
it for a minute. Dude, that's crazy when you think
about that's a lot of cards.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, and that's a pretty common scheme, I know. Like
that's kind of the reason they got rid of the
Walmart self checkout. It's because you just take something that's
ninety nine cents or whatever. Yeah, and you just have
the label right there and you scan that or you
write them in the bag, scan that there, you write
them in the bag.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
He was huge two counts to filony organized retail theft,
three counts filony dealing with stolen property won't kind of
felony money laundering. He's looking at ninety years in jail
for trading cards.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Wow, damn.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And lastly, how about this story a man in Florida.
He's been missing for ten days? Dude, how long has
Guthrie been missing?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Now? Full month?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Go see her.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Anyway, this man was miraculously found and he became is
what's weird? He was stuck in the mud up to
his shoulders. Andrew Giddon's this guy's name. He was discovered
by the fire department after he was last heard from
Valentine's Day. He was rescued on February twenty third at
(09:45):
a oh a sandpoint east of Melrose. He was founding
mud up to his shoulders near a what they say
is a borough pit borrow pit. I'm weird. Anyway, he'd
been stucking the mud for seven days. He didn't have
any food, any water, while the area faced freezing temperatures.
(10:06):
His abandoned car was spotted near where he was eventually found.
Ginns was able to verbally communicate and flag down the
rescue team when he saw him or heard him looking
for him. It took an emergency respondent trade for this
three hours to dig this guy out.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Really yeah, wow, he was in there.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, he was rested to the hospital. But I guess
he fell into mud and he'd sunk, you know, and
mud up to his shin and knees initially, and said
he the more he moved in it, more he sank
so obviously like a little bit like quicksand and just
over a period of several days he was swallowed up
(10:48):
up to his shoulders.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
From just wiggling more and more and sliding in.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
A little bit. Yeah, what a nightmare. Been out there
for days without food and water.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, Yeah, he got lucky.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
He got lucky. No animal came and just ate his
face off, or some cat didn't come and just decided
to close and scratch his eyeballs out. Uh, dude, that
is crazy, man. I imagine if you're that dude, You're like,
this is how I'm gonna go in a mud pit?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Right after like three days you got.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh god, miserable way to go.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Dude, I'm so hungry. I'm so thirsty.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yes, speaking of you know, bad ways to pass? Do
you guys see where SeeU buffs quarterback Dominic Ponder. He
died in a car crash Saturday night Sunday morning, wrecked
his tesla at three in the morning, run a curve.
Oh they say speed was a factor and unfortunately for him.
You know what happens with Tesla's if they're compromised, they
(11:54):
tend to catch fire. He can't put him out, and
that's what happened. He was driving his twenty twenty three
Testa Model three on Baseline Road near Newland Court three
in the morning, lost control and the curve Testa hit
a guardrail and an electrical pole, rolled and caught fire.
Troopers SA speed was a factor in the crash, So yeah, man,
(12:20):
that's that's rough on the whole crew up there. For
CEU coach fith Anders says social media, Don was one
of his favorites. He was loved and respected and just
a born leader and everybody on the team was gonna
miss him. So yeah, man, bad news on that side
of the ball park as well.
One seven nine kbp I and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop yeah, stop, yeah, you are stupid stories.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
But you buy the new McDonald's Arch Deluxe.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Have you had one yet?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
No? But did you see their ceo trying it? No,
it didn't look like he was having a good time.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh no, you made this burger messy? His hell to
eat anytime you have dual patties.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's rough, right right?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
No? Did he when you say he didn't enjoy it?
Did he make it like a face?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It kind of made a little bit of a face,
like like he's not used to eating McDonald's hamburgers.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, it doesn't taste that good, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I see. Vermont has been ranked as the fittest state
the the United States. Really ver Vermont? Okay, at least
fit states or well on the south go figure Louisiana, Mississippi,
West Virginia, Alabama, all at the bottom of the list.
But they sure do eat good.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
They cook with real Yeah man, uh all right, so look.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Please near Atlanta. Kind of asking parents double check lunches
did they pack for kids? After? Now twice in a
row kids have come to school with like some sort
of drink. This last time. Well, kids showed up with
a martini to wash down to his midday snack.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Delicious.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, it looked like on the outside of the camp
looked like it was juice, but it was like, you know,
a martini completely with alcohol and everything else.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
First day of school on my sophomore year of college,
I go into class and this is back when we
had our you know, jam sport backpacks and they had
the little mesh bag on the side. So I had
my candle pop in my mesh bag and I get
to class, put it out, put it on my desk,
just you know, letting it sit there, open up in
the middle class so I can have a nice delicious soda.
(02:03):
Right as I go to turn to open it up,
I realized that is a natural light that I've had
a beer sitting on my entire class.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
That's hilarious. Well, dare me to drink it?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Right, And how do you get put in there? I
just grabbed the wrong can out of our fridge out
of the dorms. Yeah, whoop, But I swore that was
a pepsi last night.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Right, That's funny. Let's see. I mean the first time
I had a beer, We're like fifteen there was four
of us and we were passing around one can of beer.
I think it was like Budweiser, and we were all like,
we passed it around and honest got it. It was
like this, we'd all take a little drink.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
We'll go.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Feeling thing. Yet no, and were handed to take a
drink feeling thing. Yet No, here you take a drink
feeling thing yet no one beer.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Four of us, so about a quarter of a beer each.
Uh huh not feeling it?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Huh No, No, it didn't feel damn thing like this
kind of sucks.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Was there anybody out of the group that was like, no, no,
I feel it.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
No, no, no, we're like feeling thee feeling me. Oh no, uh,
this tastes like crap. Let's see see how crazy is
this story. Drivers are receiving in craig toebills. Uh. This
is in Pennsylvania because of Pennsylvania's new plate design. But
it put slashes through the zeros so they wouldn't be
(03:34):
confused with the letter. Oh okay, you know, but guess
what the license plate reader reads that as an eight.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh, so the slash through the zero.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
They didn't realize the computer would really read that as
an eight. So now it's just it's even worse problem.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I feel like at this point you have to erase
all the tickets. Yeah, start fresh.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, what a pain in the ass. Consumer reports What
a burger delivers the best burger value at a dollar
sixty six per ounce. Shake shack is second.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
As far as value. Yeah, okay, I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Know if a shake shack or a what a burger?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Around here, I don't know about what a burger. There's
a shake shack down Hamton.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Okay, let's see. Oh, Tropical Fruits. Tropical Fruit dot Com
does this ten things that happened ten years ago this week.
This was the week that Peyton Manning retired.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Huh yeah, ten years ago today this week.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And yet he's still on TV just as much as
he was back.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh not more. I think he probably if I don't know,
the Progressive has a better spokesperson because he's in nine
out of ten their ads. All Right, So, what they
call a shockingly unprofessional argument between Texas news anchors that
repted live on the air. Now they had to come
(04:57):
out later and go, no, no, no, no, we're super close.
We're like we're like siblings. We just like to rip
on one another, but they're pretty much like tearing each
other's ass. Won't you mind your own business? Won't you
worry about your job? Why don't you just do your job?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Like damn, you don't listen to anything I say. Yeah,
it was like, it's pretty funny, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So a year ago the Washington State Department of Licensing
started using AI the handle US automated service over the phone.
But get this, collars who pressed two for Spanish didn't
actually get Spanish. How funny is this? They got an
AI voice speaking English but with a really really really
(05:41):
really heavy Spanish accent. Oh no, So it was like
Sophia regards. It was like it was pretty good because
they're expecting Spanish, but they got English with a heavy
Spanish accent. Some people complain to others found it hilarious.
Compare the AI responses to broken English used by the
(06:05):
consuader of the maid Own family. Guy, Uh, it really
was Spanish, they said, it really was, oh Spanglish, with
the only actual Spanish words being the numbers like your
estimated wait time there's en trace minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
So I've been using a fair amount of AI chat
GPT in particular and you know, ninety nine percent of
the time, I feel like it's doing a really good,
great job. But that one percent, I feel like it
gives you like a high school senior boy who's just
phoning it in.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You mean, like a freshman.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Maybe a freshman, but a lot of times you'll just
get one. You're like, you weren't even trying on that one.
That's what this one is right here.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, they said the agency blamed it on the era
and the staff. They say the automated service has ten
languages and now runs a newer AI technology. They did
not keep the Spanglish version as an option.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Were any of the other ones just an accent slapped
on there?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, it didn't say, but that would be hysterical. It's
a French guy. It was just a mirror. I'm glad
they napped this guy, thirty nine year old man in Florida.
His name was Keith Wallace. He's been arrested for a
pretty amazing scheme. He was stealing. So he was stealing
all this self checkout on Target. Keith would grabbed multiple
(07:39):
large boxes of trading cards, as well as an equal
number of ninety nine cent taco seasony packets. He didn't
go through the self checkout, and he would only pay
for the Taco Bell seasony packets. So Keith then sold
the trading cards on his eBay account. And he did
(08:02):
this more than seventy five different times at multiple Target locations,
and he probably did it that what they say is
a lot more stores as well. Target says the theft
costs them over ten thousand dollars, and they say authorities
(08:23):
say hey generated over forty thousand dollars in revenue from
selling the stolen cards online. Yep, So he'd been doing
it for a minute. Dude, that's crazy when you think
about that's a lot of cards.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, and that's a pretty common scheme, I know. Like
that's kind of the reason they got rid of the
Walmart self checkout. It's because you just take something that's
ninety nine cents or whatever. Yeah, and you just have
the label right there and you scan that or you
write them in the bag, scan that there, you write
them in the bag.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
He was huge two counts to filony organized retail theft,
three counts filony dealing with stolen property won't kind of
felony money laundering. He's looking at ninety years in jail
for trading cards.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Wow, damn.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And lastly, how about this story a man in Florida.
He's been missing for ten days? Dude, how long has
Guthrie been missing?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Now? Full month?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Go see her.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Anyway, this man was miraculously found and he became is
what's weird? He was stuck in the mud up to
his shoulders. Andrew Giddon's this guy's name. He was discovered
by the fire department after he was last heard from
Valentine's Day. He was rescued on February twenty third at
(09:45):
a oh a sandpoint east of Melrose. He was founding
mud up to his shoulders near a what they say
is a borough pit borrow pit. I'm weird. Anyway, he'd
been stucking the mud for seven days. He didn't have
any food, any water, while the area faced freezing temperatures.
(10:06):
His abandoned car was spotted near where he was eventually found.
Ginns was able to verbally communicate and flag down the
rescue team when he saw him or heard him looking
for him. It took an emergency respondent trade for this
three hours to dig this guy out.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Really yeah, wow, he was in there.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, he was rested to the hospital. But I guess
he fell into mud and he'd sunk, you know, and
mud up to his shin and knees initially, and said
he the more he moved in it, more he sank
so obviously like a little bit like quicksand and just
over a period of several days he was swallowed up
(10:48):
up to his shoulders.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
From just wiggling more and more and sliding in.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
A little bit. Yeah, what a nightmare. Been out there
for days without food and water.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, Yeah, he got lucky.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
He got lucky. No animal came and just ate his
face off, or some cat didn't come and just decided
to close and scratch his eyeballs out. Uh, dude, that
is crazy, man. I imagine if you're that dude, You're like,
this is how I'm gonna go in a mud pit?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Right after like three days you got.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh god, miserable way to go.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Dude, I'm so hungry. I'm so thirsty.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yes, speaking of you know, bad ways to pass? Do
you guys see where SeeU buffs quarterback Dominic Ponder. He
died in a car crash Saturday night Sunday morning, wrecked
his tesla at three in the morning, run a curve.
Oh they say speed was a factor and unfortunately for him.
You know what happens with Tesla's if they're compromised, they
(11:54):
tend to catch fire. He can't put him out, and
that's what happened. He was driving his twenty twenty three
Testa Model three on Baseline Road near Newland Court three
in the morning, lost control and the curve Testa hit
a guardrail and an electrical pole, rolled and caught fire.
Troopers SA speed was a factor in the crash, So yeah, man,
(12:20):
that's that's rough on the whole crew up there. For
CEU coach fith Anders says social media, Don was one
of his favorites. He was loved and respected and just
a born leader and everybody on the team was gonna
miss him. So yeah, man, bad news on that side
of the ball park as well.
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