April 13, 2026 • 7 mins
Man is upset at the high cost of Outback Steakhouse
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KVPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop? Yeah you are stuper stories. Broughts.
You buy Ace Hardware, Oh, East Hardware.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I missed some great people up there. Shout out to
Dave Tobias. Okay, Dave Tobias is a Vietnam veteran seventy
eight years old.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
He came up to ACE Hardware to salo very cool.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
How cool is that? I'm like, what that's crazy? I mean,
how kind of cool people up there? A lot of
stores from that. And just a minute, let's get the
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
A car with Maryland Place got told it got total
in Washington, DC.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You ready for this?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It racked up over nine hundred unpaid traffic tickets.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
The total bill was over a quarter of a million dollars. Wow, dude,
a quarter of a million dollars in parking tickets.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Can you imagine? That's crazy?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Surprised it wasn't Toad previous to us?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I mean that's insane. All right.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Determined parents, Uh, well, there's there's a few of them
out there that are going the extra model, make sure
their kids see Disney World. And the fact that they
can't afford it doesn't keep them from seeing them. Uh,
I guess parents are now smuggling their kids into Disneyland.
A video taking by a blocker shoulder kids stuffed in
the back pocket of a stroller.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
The kid's face.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Smushed up against that back window as his parents are
in line trying to go to Disney World and not
get busted for having another kid. He's just in there,
his faces all against the little plexiglass window in the.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Stroller, sneaking the next one through.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Remember we used to sneak in the trunck to go
to drive into what same thing, but just a little different.
A man in Florida's gone viral for a rant about well.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Going to out back steakhouse. He ordered a chicken salad
and a glass of water. Okay, all right, add that up.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What is a chicken salad and a glass the water costs.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You twenty dollars maybe maybe twenty five with a tip?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, he yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Feel that that would be uh that'd be crazy expensive.
But that's what it costs me. He said, it cost
you twenty five bucks. And he said it's just a
brutal reminder why it doesn't go out and need anymore
because at no point, no place to chicken salad and
a glass of water costs you twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's absurd.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Normally i'd say yes, but uh, Outback is sort of
one of those it's like a step up. It's not
your Ruth Chris Steakhouse, but it's kind of a step
up from just a normal restaurant.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh, I mean, I don't put it on the same
level as Texas Roadhouse. Eh, you know the Outback. You
think Outback is better than Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'm not saying it's better, but price wise, it's more expensive,
is it? I think so? I know the last time
I went to Outback, I was like, oh this is
this is a little priceier than what I'm used to.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, that's what he's bitching about. Twenty five bucks for
chicken salad and nothing to drink.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Please.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Three minutes Southern California got arrested as part of it.
You're right for this a million dollar lego heist, dude.
They stole over a million dollars in legos, which probably
nothing but five or seven kits. I don't know, man,
it seems expensive, but that's that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Legos a million dollars. Was it a truck full of
them or what?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I don't know what the deal is with the heist.
They did sell over the weekend a boba fat proto
type Lego. There's only I think they said three of
them in existence. That one sold for over a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What yep? A Lego? Yep?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
One little Lego guy. No, actually I think it was
the action figure. I don't think it was a Lego.
Might have been the action figure. But Star Wars dude.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's crazy. What do you think I could unload my
Star Wars car? It's for you now?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Maybe five dollars?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah? Still nothing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Name, I thought this come in well, interesting and fun.
A woman bit into a nature valley crunching granola bar.
She found a little too much little crunchy nature in
the bar.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh what you find a feather?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh? Oh well that's different.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Well you expect them, ye know, it's nature valley granold.
You expect a little weird things in there.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Everyone something that's like a stick or you're like, I
don't know if that's.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Is that bark? But a bird feather?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's totally new?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, I mean, can you imagine it's one thing that crunch, crunch, crunch.
What is it? It's a bird feather? That'd be kind
of weird. All right.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
New vehicles now sell for an average of nearly fifty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That is up thirty perc in six years. Wow. Okay,
that's insane. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Taco bells spicy new Diablo dusted crispy chicken nuggets right
at nationwide this week.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Okay, that's big. That you're big Taco bell Is that
something that you're you're gonna hit up? No?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't know a taco bell for chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Well, you don't like spicy, do you? You're not a big
fan of spicy.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Not a fan of spicy either.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, see, I love this spicy.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I think Diablo dusted crispy chicken nuggets sounds pretty tasty.
Speaking of fast food restaurants, do you see McDonald's CEO,
Christopher whatever that guy's name is. He's all now like
awkwardly eating chicken nuggets. No, that's gonna become a thing.
A thirty three year o woun in Florida named this
(05:49):
is his name, y'all, this is a real name.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'm unique I'm unique. Huh, yes, how do you spell that? Scoot?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I'm gonna go with I'll hope she gets I. I'm right,
So I'm gonna start it with an I. Yes, I
am y ou and I k e.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
She spelled it I'm and then the word unique and just.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Combined them normal yepelt normal, absolutely normal. Okay, I'm unique Clark.
She ordered from a subway restaurant, and apparently when she
picked it up, she noticed that her sandwich had peppers.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
On it, and I'm unique did not appreciate peppers. Okay, yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
She went back inside and complain, asked for another sandwich,
whole new sandwich. Yeah, you never heard of picking them off,
But they said that's how you ordered it, so they
weren't gonna give her a whole new sandwich.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh okay, I'm unique. Freaked out because she's unique. I'm unique,
she freaked out.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Apparently she shoved the cash register and printer all the
way out counter she didn't, reached into the cookie display,
removed multiple trays of cookies and threw them out on
the floor, ruining thirty seven cookies.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Wow, out dared this woman. The police were called, and
I'm unique well, she didn't have much of a case
because she used her full name on the order, which
was I'm Unique, and.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Her tirade was caught of the security cameras inside the store.
She was charged with criminal mischief and a horrible name.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I'm unique, know you do? You just the dumb dumb.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I figured once she walked out of the store, that's
your sandwich. Pick them off if you don't like them.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Right, just take them off and throw them the trash. Oh,
I want to hold a sandwich. I don't think so.
I'm unique.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I mean, you gotta tell them right there what you're
putting on it. You know, it's not like you're gonna
make it up. They're doing it right in front of you.
One o seven nine KVPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop? Yeah you are stuper stories. Broughts.
You buy Ace Hardware, Oh, East Hardware.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I missed some great people up there. Shout out to
Dave Tobias. Okay, Dave Tobias is a Vietnam veteran seventy
eight years old.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
He came up to ACE Hardware to salo very cool.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
How cool is that? I'm like, what that's crazy? I mean,
how kind of cool people up there? A lot of
stores from that. And just a minute, let's get the
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
A car with Maryland Place got told it got total
in Washington, DC.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You ready for this?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It racked up over nine hundred unpaid traffic tickets.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
The total bill was over a quarter of a million dollars. Wow, dude,
a quarter of a million dollars in parking tickets.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Can you imagine? That's crazy?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Surprised it wasn't Toad previous to us?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I mean that's insane. All right.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Determined parents, Uh, well, there's there's a few of them
out there that are going the extra model, make sure
their kids see Disney World. And the fact that they
can't afford it doesn't keep them from seeing them. Uh,
I guess parents are now smuggling their kids into Disneyland.
A video taking by a blocker shoulder kids stuffed in
the back pocket of a stroller.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
The kid's face.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Smushed up against that back window as his parents are
in line trying to go to Disney World and not
get busted for having another kid. He's just in there,
his faces all against the little plexiglass window in the.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Stroller, sneaking the next one through.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Remember we used to sneak in the trunck to go
to drive into what same thing, but just a little different.
A man in Florida's gone viral for a rant about well.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Going to out back steakhouse. He ordered a chicken salad
and a glass of water. Okay, all right, add that up.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What is a chicken salad and a glass the water costs.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You twenty dollars maybe maybe twenty five with a tip?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, he yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Feel that that would be uh that'd be crazy expensive.
But that's what it costs me. He said, it cost
you twenty five bucks. And he said it's just a
brutal reminder why it doesn't go out and need anymore
because at no point, no place to chicken salad and
a glass of water costs you twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's absurd.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Normally i'd say yes, but uh, Outback is sort of
one of those it's like a step up. It's not
your Ruth Chris Steakhouse, but it's kind of a step
up from just a normal restaurant.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh, I mean, I don't put it on the same
level as Texas Roadhouse. Eh, you know the Outback. You
think Outback is better than Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'm not saying it's better, but price wise, it's more expensive,
is it? I think so? I know the last time
I went to Outback, I was like, oh this is
this is a little priceier than what I'm used to.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, that's what he's bitching about. Twenty five bucks for
chicken salad and nothing to drink.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Please.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Three minutes Southern California got arrested as part of it.
You're right for this a million dollar lego heist, dude.
They stole over a million dollars in legos, which probably
nothing but five or seven kits. I don't know, man,
it seems expensive, but that's that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Legos a million dollars. Was it a truck full of
them or what?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I don't know what the deal is with the heist.
They did sell over the weekend a boba fat proto
type Lego. There's only I think they said three of
them in existence. That one sold for over a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What yep? A Lego? Yep?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
One little Lego guy. No, actually I think it was
the action figure. I don't think it was a Lego.
Might have been the action figure. But Star Wars dude.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's crazy. What do you think I could unload my
Star Wars car? It's for you now?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Maybe five dollars?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah? Still nothing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Name, I thought this come in well, interesting and fun.
A woman bit into a nature valley crunching granola bar.
She found a little too much little crunchy nature in
the bar.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh what you find a feather?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh? Oh well that's different.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Well you expect them, ye know, it's nature valley granold.
You expect a little weird things in there.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Everyone something that's like a stick or you're like, I
don't know if that's.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Is that bark? But a bird feather?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's totally new?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, I mean, can you imagine it's one thing that crunch, crunch, crunch.
What is it? It's a bird feather? That'd be kind
of weird. All right.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
New vehicles now sell for an average of nearly fifty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That is up thirty perc in six years. Wow. Okay,
that's insane. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Taco bells spicy new Diablo dusted crispy chicken nuggets right
at nationwide this week.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Okay, that's big. That you're big Taco bell Is that
something that you're you're gonna hit up? No?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't know a taco bell for chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Well, you don't like spicy, do you? You're not a big
fan of spicy.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Not a fan of spicy either.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, see, I love this spicy.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I think Diablo dusted crispy chicken nuggets sounds pretty tasty.
Speaking of fast food restaurants, do you see McDonald's CEO,
Christopher whatever that guy's name is. He's all now like
awkwardly eating chicken nuggets. No, that's gonna become a thing.
A thirty three year o woun in Florida named this
(05:49):
is his name, y'all, this is a real name.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'm unique I'm unique. Huh, yes, how do you spell that? Scoot?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I'm gonna go with I'll hope she gets I. I'm right,
So I'm gonna start it with an I. Yes, I
am y ou and I k e.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
She spelled it I'm and then the word unique and just.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Combined them normal yepelt normal, absolutely normal. Okay, I'm unique Clark.
She ordered from a subway restaurant, and apparently when she
picked it up, she noticed that her sandwich had peppers.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
On it, and I'm unique did not appreciate peppers. Okay, yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
She went back inside and complain, asked for another sandwich,
whole new sandwich. Yeah, you never heard of picking them off,
But they said that's how you ordered it, so they
weren't gonna give her a whole new sandwich.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh okay, I'm unique. Freaked out because she's unique. I'm unique,
she freaked out.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Apparently she shoved the cash register and printer all the
way out counter she didn't, reached into the cookie display,
removed multiple trays of cookies and threw them out on
the floor, ruining thirty seven cookies.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Wow, out dared this woman. The police were called, and
I'm unique well, she didn't have much of a case
because she used her full name on the order, which
was I'm Unique, and.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Her tirade was caught of the security cameras inside the store.
She was charged with criminal mischief and a horrible name.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I'm unique, know you do? You just the dumb dumb.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I figured once she walked out of the store, that's
your sandwich. Pick them off if you don't like them.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Right, just take them off and throw them the trash. Oh,
I want to hold a sandwich. I don't think so.
I'm unique.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I mean, you gotta tell them right there what you're
putting on it. You know, it's not like you're gonna
make it up. They're doing it right in front of you.
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