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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stolid Yeah, all stop.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah you are some stories brought to you by McDonald's
Hot Apple Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Did I had one last week?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It was freaking awesome.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Good to hear you forget how good they are.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Well, you will not be able to get them past
July fourth, and you might not be able to get
them up until July fourth. These are a limited time
off offer and once they're gone, they're gone.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Oh it's so good.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I was like what they say. A lot of places
are gonna run out this week before the fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh really because they've been such a hit.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Oh man, you totally forget how good that crust is.
Normally don't use good and crust in the same sin together.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
But that's good. Trust it's good.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I think it might be get one for lunch today?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, man, well worth it? D lish?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
All right? Today is well? Today is hug holiday?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Hug Holiday?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, just I don't know advice.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Make sure it's consensual, just you know, just just want
to make sure it's consistuble. There's a new study says
that writing with AI makes students work harder.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
How so, I'm not buying it.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I didn't even look. I was like, that's crap. I'm
not even look at that.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Because it can be harder. He's doing the ready for now,
getting some people to help you. Sometimes it's like, well,
my buddy's brought over a drunk tree trimmer the other day.
He made it harder to do the It's like it's
like doing it yourself, but harder. Gracie the Giraft apparently
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she escaped her ranch in Texas for a couple of days.
She was found how many miles from home? Oh, a
giraft in the middle of Texas, long legs, I'll go
fifteen miles four four miles from home? Yeah, I found
an orchard was fat and happy. Apparently, let's see. How
(02:02):
about this a roadside eatery in Japan that it serves
oyster infused ice cream. Ew' that's what she was snotty
ice cream sounds disgusting round Japanese roadside eatery serving oyster
(02:31):
infused soft served ice cream.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Gross.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Hooters just closed all its locations in New York and Massachusetts.
What oh yeah, King Charles won't live in bucket up Palace.
Apparently it's ten year, four hundred and eighty seven million
dollar innovation.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Oh okay, they're fixing the place up.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah, the market says he's going to open it up
to increase public access to the famous building.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Let people see it.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I guess yep.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
A man named Richard Delson from Virginia just one of
the title of world's fastest pizza maker.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh how fast can you do a pizza?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Three large pizzas in thirty one seconds?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
So this must be saucing it, cheesing it, and getting
it ready to go in the oven. Yeah, yeah, because
the oven has a very important role that cannot be
sped up.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Not in thirty one seconds, right, call that Mike away
with that. Uh can imagine your pizza would just go
and it's all cooked and baked and did three of these,
three of these and thirty two seconds essentially thirty one
seconds ten seconds of pizza.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Huh wow.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
So it looks like uh, storm chaser spotted a star
shaped hell a piece of hell there was star shaped
for the first time.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
They said, it's a big deal.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I don't I don't think we need the hail shaped
like throwing stars ninja hail.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, and this freaking ninja hall. We don't need that.
Nobody needs on ninja hall. Nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
In Beijing, a small plane crashed into the tallest skyscraper,
but hours later it was like nothing ever happened.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Right, They replaced the window same day.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, so hold on, we'll do that.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Hold on, just breaking the windows, ringing up. Yeah, good,
right there, that just dusted off.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's great.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
So this happened, do you guys know the Phoenix location,
and the pair of drivers told Thorty she was trying
to navigate her way from a bar in Phoenix to
her home and timby well, she ended up one hundred
miles off course, oh in Tucson, or she crashed going
the wrong way on the interstate having at two thirty
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in the morning, dispatchers received multiple emergency calls A crazy
one driving the wrong way down road, question by state
troopers a driver of the wrong way. Eagles said she
had been well drinking at a bar in Phoenix with friends,
smoked a little marijuana. She told investigations she was trying
to drive home with Timpy, but somehow, somehow she ended
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up in Tucson.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Son of a that's quite a ways. Like looking at
our map, Phoenix and Tempe just about touch. They both
have a dot, and he just about touch Tucson is
of Tucson's almost to the border.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
It is exactly a one hundred bucks. She was one
hundred miles from her her exit. We did a little
Google maps deal from the texenter. The Pyro City is
one hundred and three miles. Shout out Pyro City.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
So that's how far off track she was.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, man, and she did not get any fireworks. She
blew a point two to one four, three times legal limit.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Tomb ass. I mean, you gotta knowin fifty miles you
going the wrong way, right.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I've been pretty drunk, but I haven't been end up
in Cheyenne drunk.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Right, you imagine end up in Syan Man. I was
just trying to go to Arora. What the happened? Wait?
I was on twenty five and twenty five son. Ever,
I kept looking for that I lift. Actually they just
didn't see it.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I was expecting to see top golf at one of
these points. I never saw it.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
A top bob sure is dark.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Imagine her friends and people were like, wait, you drove
the tuson. How drunk were you?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Why? Drunking up and driving Tucson.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Meanwhile, her boyfriend's waiting for a booty call. Yeah it's
been two hours girl, she said she's.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Coming right over.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Florida man was caught on camera sneaking out some expensive
steaks from a grocery store. The man left the store
with the price he cuts the beef, tuck down his
pants side and shoved the bottle of wine and his
pants as well before him. I just want to point
out here, ladies, this dude did the right as far
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as stealing.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
He did the right way.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
He shoved it down his pants, unlike the other woman
from CBS last week who shoved.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It knocked down her pants. That's for sure. She shoved
it up somewhere and I'm just gonna leave that to
your imagination.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Anyway, he shoves the bottle of wine down his pants,
makes us get away. Employees chasing him down. They were
able to get everything back. Do you want the bottle
of wine had been shoved down his pants because I
don't Anyway, the shop Liszard got away before the cops
could arrive. The store say to say the store still
(07:45):
has some beef with the guy Scoop because he tried
to rip him off and lastly I say this on
this story is awesome. An Alabama woman. So it was
unfortunate for hurt and her family. She was strangled to death.
But her dumb ass boyfriend they got it.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Murderer.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Well he got his in the end too. That dumbass
died trying to dumper body in the woods. He died
of a heart attack or trying to drag her ass
up some hill. The dumper so see, his name is
Daniel Robbins. He killed his girlfriend, Jessica Folds. Their bodies
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were right together. Folds and Robins have been dating before
their desks. Upon arrival, deputies located the deceased white female
at a white male in the wooded area near the
vehicle the female victim was strangled. It appears the male
was attempting to dispose of the body in a remote
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area about three miles from where the girlfriend lives. The
abandoned vehicle, a pickup truck, was found still running when
the deputy was wrapped the scene. The driver's side door
was opened and the tailgate was down. There were drag
marks about thirty five feet up this up the hill
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in the dirt from the truck. That's where the bodies
were found.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Thirty five feet is all he made it? Yeah, Oh
I thought he I thought he made a mile or so.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
He says.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
He was attempting to dump the body where he collapsed
and had a fatal heart attack. And here's what's funny.
His ex wife. Apparently he left his ex wife for
this girl. His ex His ex wife told the news
that she he should have known because he had a
pre existing heart condition. He might just look this visual
(09:45):
dragger up here in the woods. Get rid of my
chest is hurting.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
This guy was just not prepared.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
It was just not ready. Dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
We'll barrow, buddy, wheel barrow right, Although I don't know
if it would have helped him if he only made
it thirty five feet.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
It's one thing you know when you're playing around, So
the whole other thing was dead weight.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Bro.