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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stolid, y'all all stop, Yes you are stupid stories brought
to you.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
By the Powerballmart Night's drawing eight hundred and fifty six
million dollars. That's a lot of money cash three seventy two. Wait,
it's eight and you're still getting three yeah? Wame damn
it's what eight? What eight fifty six?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Eight fifty six? And how much cash are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Three hundred and seventy two million? Is that?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Get more and more left signers than just me? All right?
Still though that kid barely squeak by uh okay.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So a couple of things there weren't any like wildly
pervasive like AYI stories, and then these today I couldn't
find anything, were like, hey, yeah, take it over, Hey
I was doing this. So yes, this headline where open
AI broken in another business. But I'm sure we probably
covered that earlier in the week because we're ahead of
the curve there. But did I did see this? New
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Orleans will use AI to answer nine to one one
calls instead of a human.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh, nothing can go wrong there, That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Man, What could possibly go wrong with that?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I mean, yeah, leaven AI to do nine to one
one calls.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Sure, that's gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I wonder if yesterday was the day that AI or
Open AI, one of those hacked into the show prep
company where we get a lot of our stories from,
and they're like, oh, we'll just erase this disparaging story
against AI.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Interesting, that's interesting, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
That's sure.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
All of the Texas came through.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
The package is secure in Wyoming headed back to Colorado.
Those illegal light bulbs, uh huh, I can't get them
shipped here.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You were having those premonitions earlier. Hopefully it's not for
your buddy getting getting tagged as he comes. Do you
have boot leg light bulbs?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
The reason I pulled you over rumor is you might
have fluorescent bulbs with you. Uh no, no, no, no,
sirtain not for us in bulbs.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
These are just fireworks, sir, right, it's just weed.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't have any for us in bulbs.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Are you sure you don't have any fluorescent bulbs?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
In case you missed it, I guess there's a big
story this just out. A female cyclists are using broad
padding to increase their bust size improving aerodynamics. So now
there's gonna be a big bust and that now they're
gonna have to tighten up the rules on the brad padding.
(03:06):
We saw where guys were using bigger cups to gain advantages.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That was for the downhill. Uh ski jumping.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yes, we're surface area. Now women are doing his cycling.
I feel like that we should just let him go
grossly large. Just sure, do whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Uh, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
A former Florida Boating Safety Task Force member was charged
with attempted second degree murder after he turned off the
air supply of a submerged teenage lobster diver.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh he shut his air off. Man, like a wicked
right off.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Just like, oh, let me just shut you know, you
see that on you know you got the air tape
pumping air down to you. He's down there gathering up
lobsters are grabbing all the cages or whatever, and you just,
oh this off, just shut it down.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
He's like crazy. Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
At the time of delivery, robot drove off the end
of the Marina Pier in San Diego and plunged into
the ocean.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
The other day.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
That's kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's like, where's he going swimming.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Did a fish order a pizza? What's going on there?
He just rolled right out of the end of it.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Boop.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I feel like there ought to be a stop there, right,
like a.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Fence something something.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
He plunged right in the ocean. How do you do that?
He dropped through the fence.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I'm still waiting for our first way most story of
them going down a boat knock.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Oh man, I'd be there cheering him on too, you
dumb mass. Hope the dude can get out, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
So woman on QBC, which is like the home shopping network,
she was talking about this wig, this she had on.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
She talked about her hair, and she.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Instead of the word blow out, she said the word
blow and man, it was so it was so evident
what she did. She couldn't even escape it. She's just like,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
She says it under her breath, but.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Oh yeah, and it was straight on, like she just
like just bows out, just like I'm just going over here.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah. She has her back turned the entire time when
she says this, and she has a partner with her.
They pan out and the partner takes over because the
other girl stopps. She just falls over She's like, I
can't show my face again.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
So I gave the story yesterday about the woman in
Florida who used her nine year old daughter to help
steal merchandise from Target.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Apparently caught a lot of tracks yesterday.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
She apparently was hiding the items in her nine year
old's backpack and having her nine year olds sneak out
of the store.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh but then.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Again I read the story like that, and then I'm like, well,
school supplies are expensive.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
You know, nine year olds got to earn her keep. Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Mayor in North Carolina got arrested after he was found
with a ton of drugs during the traffic stole.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
This is a mayor, an actual ton or just a bunch?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You know, it's a good question, scoop.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I don't tell that he had thousands of pounds of cots,
but probably you know, just there.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I mean, if it was literal tons, Yeah, expect more
out of your mayor.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Mayor, why are you driving a tractor trailer drugs? Man,
I'm delivering free weed for everybody. Awkward moment in New
Zealand when a politician was caught joined the video meeting
from a bathroom with her underwear driving in the background.
That's uncomfortable. Whoops or was it a whoops?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
All right? So would you like to be a snake hunter?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I think it'd be kind of dope, not at all. No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
By the bay snakes are you?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Not particularly? But I avoid them?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I think this will becoming cool.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So this dude, this Tampa snake hunter, he bags what no,
ninety six pythons to win a ten thousand dollars prize
in this Florida Python Challenge.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Tom Rayhill took comb the ten thousand dollars prize after
removing ninety six pythons from Everybody's national park as part
of the Florida Python Challenge. That's the most of any
competitor overall. This year's challenge wrapped up with two hundred
and eighty Burmese pythons are moved from one of the
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most iconic ecosystems in the country. It's a ten day
event in June. Nine hundred and seven participants thirty states
and overseas.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
And the longest snake dude, listen to this.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
The longest python they pulled out seventeen.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
And a half feet long.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh wow, that's a snake, dude.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
That's a snake as long as a car. It's crazy,
isn't it? Seventeen half foot long snake? That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Let's see, wow, sixteen foot five inches. There's another one
those fifteenth dude.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
These snakes are huge.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Burmese pythons are invasive species South Florida, threatening native wildlife
throughout the ever Lages. He goes this and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
But every year a female snake can life fifty to
one hundred hours. What yep, do you do one hundred eggs?
The standard clutch, which they call a nest, is between
thirty and sixty, but sometimes when they get big, they
can do up to one hundred. They've actually found some
one hundred and eleven eggs in a single nest.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Ho damn.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
So that guy really impressive that he got ninety six,
but he really didn't put too much of a dent
into what's going on there. Wow does it say what
their total total was?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Three hundred?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Okay, yeah, so they really just got like five six
nests were if they all survive, right right? Right?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
But still that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
They breathe that fast, man, Holy no, wonder they're doing this?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yo? You imagine now how long does it take a
snake to get eighteen feet long?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Man? How old is that snake? I feel like that
several years, right, dude?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Tell me we wouldn't freak out we see it seventeen
and a half of a snake rowing across like that'd
be all the way across the highway, Like, what in
the hell you run that so much over then back
over again, and then run them over again, then back
over again, probably peel out on them.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Hatchlings started about two feet long when born. After the
first year, they can get to be six to eight
feet damn. And by age three they're usually over ten
feet long.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
All right, so this is probably at least five seven
years old.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah. Females grow larger and faster, averaging ten to fourteen feet,
while males stay about eight to twelve. Exceptional individuals can
surpass twenty feet.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Though, damn.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I mean, I feel like they'd be easy to catch
and easy though, like drag out. But these things are enormous, man,
and they're huge. You know, you think about seventeen eighteen feet,
You don't realize how much bigger that is than us.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Right, you know two like that is?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
You know, that's three of me?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Man, that's crazy, like trying to pull a snake because
of the hallway, damn right. At the same time, not
letting him get wrapped, not let him wrap around you
because they're all muscle.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Right, We're not talking about garter snakes here, right.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I love it, that'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Lastly, a forty two year old Meni, Florida, Eduardo Moraga.
He was working a Planet Fitness. He's stole the female's
He stole a female member's credit card and then he
used it by will some barbecue and some beer. Woman
knows the card was missing that to receive notifications on
her phone about transactions. There's even surveillan's photos showing at
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Wardo going to the barbecue place and he's wearing a
Planet Fitness uniform. He's wearing a barbecue and beer and
then charged it to the woman's card. He's arrested, posted
twenty five bond. They had to say what kind of
barbecue you got, what kind of beer you ordered? But
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you know what, but it was delicious because it's free.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I feel like everybody needs to work like a restaurant
shift or a retail shift like that, just so that
they get the behind the works knowings of how much
video camera goes on there. I feel like every cash
register in America probably has a video camera on at
least Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
When I worked at Old Navy, that was like the
first thing they showed us was like, everything's on video.
If you come to get robbed, just give them the
money because we got it all on video.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I mean, I was like rule number one at Old Navy.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Right, we saw you, we saw you skimming.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
So I think everybody needs to at least go work
behind the scenes a little bit to be like, oh
yeah Target, Yeah, I'm on video everywhere I go and
Target right.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
But if you don't think you are, try your luck.
Punk you got some security dude, Like try me, dude,