May 11, 2026 • 10 mins
Man swallows 2 pairs of expensive earrings, ends up pooping out 3 pairs.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stalt y'all, all stop, Yeah you are stupid stories brought
you buy late Mother's Day and National Eat what you
want Day.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, So a couple things in news.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
First, we'll start out with a well local stories making
national news. Unfortunately, uh gas these fact that they're drilling
into gas tanks now and then they'll we'll just empty
all your.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
How how sucky is this?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
They come in with a freaking drill, drill a hole
in your plastic gas tank, take all your fuel, put
in gas cans, right, so they could have sixty seventy
whatever dollars with gas.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's right when you have a full tank. Yeah, if
you're driving around with the quarter tank that they got
you for fifteen bucks.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And unfortunately that's thousands of dollars in repairs.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It sucks just to swap a tank out. Yeah, can
they patch it all?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Or I mean sure I could, but they're gonna tell
you they can't, right right, you know, let's see, a
twenty eight year old woman was kind of impersonating a
sixteen year old student at a high school. She's freaking
twenty eight and she got by with it for like
two weeks, two and a half weeks. Still, educators, Well
(01:27):
became a little suspicious because she's freaking twenty eight. Right,
she's been charged with criminal and personating trespassing.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I wouldn't know what the endgame was.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, I don't think it's gonna pass that she's a
news reporter and she's doing that never been kissed sort
of scenario with Drew barrymore.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Right, twenty eight posing as a sixteen year old come
on girl, damn chip a real job.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Right, So hopefully this won't catch on. I guess men
in Russia are apparently just mulating their ears on purpose
to get a call flower to ear look because they
would have looked tough, like.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You know, on purpose. Yeah, oh no, I like, have you.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Ever seen colorflower ear?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Women from a remote tribe in China view men as
quote non essential and dispensable. Oh yeah, so their children
are raised without dads. Well, I'm sure that's.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Gonna work out. Just absolutely horrible.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
All right, So here's a story about this motorcyclist. What
a crazy It's all over social media, but please say
motorcyclist taking the hospital out the serious injuries. This happened
Saturday afternoon, and it left the motorcycle dangling from a
traffic light above a very busy intersection.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Please say.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Officers were called just before three pm to an accident
between a car and a motorcycle. It's funny because they
talk about the story. They got there looking for the
second vehicle in the incident, and they're like, where's that?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Where's it?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Like?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Look up? Oh? Oh, please say the most like.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
A rider was to stay a serious but non life
threatening injuries. He was transported to the hospital. The unusual
scene drew crowds of onlookers, with many pulling out their
phones as emergency crews try to figure out how to
get the bike down. Uh. Several bystanders for missing the story.
(03:28):
You never seen anything like this. It's like seeing a movie.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I wouldn't. I want to know about the people who
didn't pull out their phones to take a picture of that.
What you've seen? Something better?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Right? Well, honey, A look at that? All right? Keep
going now, no need to stop.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I mean it's it's a dramatic picture.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
When you see it, you're like, how you can see
why it's able to I guess hang where it is?
But man, that took it looked like it took some work.
I mean, it really did this. One guy says, never
seen anything like that. It's like seeing a movie. He
came across the crash while heading Crispy Kreme, which is
(04:09):
right next door, and he said he looked up, was like,
oh my god, what is that.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Another person said, let's see chance.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Of the spot of the damage. He said, I was
looking down and then I looked up. This is the
guy described where the other second vehicle was. I was
looking down, couldn't see the second vehicle in the crash
that I looked up and the motorbike was straight up
above me. He's like, kind of crazy. Never seen anything
like that. It is a wild look. If that driver
(04:37):
he's gonna survive. But man, if he has a helmet cam,
that video would be worth man, he could he could
do something with that. It's wild. A shipping logjam in
the Persian Gulf having some unexpected impacts.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
How crazy is this?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
For example, in India, Oh wow, they can't keep diet
coke on the shelves because there's a shortage of illuminum
aluminium cans. Oh so they got no cans to put
it in, So nobody has any diet coke, like in India.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
There's certain things that we're gonna be missing.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I think if it goes long, the story said, but
I don't have time to get into them.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Someonem are like, eh, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
But diet coke, Yeah, there's a lot of diehard diet
coke fans out there. You cut that off.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
It's funny. That's just the first thing they mentioned.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
There's like several things down on the supply chain are
gonna be affected, but one we can figure.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Right now is the diet coke in India. Well, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Hospital and Canada has announced that they're temporary, temporarily suspending
surgeries due to an ant problem. And when you read this,
you're like, what ants have been spotted everywhere throughout the hospital.
Nobody can figuret where they're coming from. Hospitals say there's well,
there's not an infestation.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
The hospital says there's not an infestation, but they're shutting
down all surgeries because of the ant infestation. The hospital
says they need to deal with the ant problem before
it gets worse, which means taking some precautions like deferring
surgical procedures until it can assure a proper and sterile environment.
They're just ants, so there's no serious safety risky risk
(06:25):
to staff for patients. But they you can't have ants
showed up to the middle of a knee surgery hand. No,
I mean, come on, man, that would be that would
be weird. For the record, it says the delays are
just minor, minor procedures. Any patient it requires urgent surgical
treatment will be taken.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
To the nearest ant free hospital. It's funny, all right.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
And lastly, a thirty zero old thief from Texas named
Jaythan Gilders stole seven hundred and seventy thousand dollars or
the diamond.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Earrings from Tivity's in Florida.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Ooh so that's like two pair anyway, police got up
with him.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh look, he.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Swallowed the two sets of ear rings. It was two set, dude,
seven hundred and seventy g's for two sets of ear rings.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So four pieces total.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Whoa wow.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
And it was small enough for him to swallow. It
was long like a noodle.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah yeah, uh, that didn't fill any of the costs.
Jathan wasn't sure he has to cost am I going
to be charged with what's in my stomach. He said,
he even regretted this is this is him, the guy
that swallowed him, and he goes, oh, man, I even
(07:55):
regret it. I should have thirst strown aim out the window.
Now Jathan may not seem, you know, like the sharpest mastermind.
I can't imagine why you get that procession, but he
thinks he can handle his own law like lawyering. He's
him and he just rejected a plea deal. He decided
to represent himself a trial, which is sometime next month.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
We're gona deinely get a follow up on this downtown.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I don't know what kind of defense he'll amount, but
it can imagine it's just gonna be awful. He did
listen to this, He did pass this. What's interesting in
the discovery? So he passed those two sets of earrings
from Tiffany's while he was in custody and painfully but yes,
and then wait, and then he also pooped another unexpected
(08:47):
mystery pair of ear rings, not from the Tiffany's robbery.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh yeah, so he had three sets of earrings in it.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, he was going round gutting on expensive earrings. He's
been locked up without bonds since you rest. They're trying
to figure out where the other earrings came from. He's
got a long rap sheet that includes convictions for resisting rest, assault,
the cottage possession, multiple jewelry thefts.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
We think we know how he does it now says
he could.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Be looking up to thirty years for this robbery, although
last year he was convicted of robbery too and then
let him go in six months, So it's one of
those things. Who knows, but the guy, the guy is
pretty good. Look that's the talent at you gotta admit
that's the talent. He's just pooping diamond earrings, apparently some
(09:43):
very expensive ones. It's seven hundred and seventy thousand dollars
for two sets.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
That's what you get at Tiffany.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
He's like, hang on, let me make you another pair.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's that's some talent. Lincoln Park here as one of
seventy nine kvp I
One nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stalt y'all, all stop, Yeah you are stupid stories brought
you buy late Mother's Day and National Eat what you
want Day.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, So a couple things in news.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
First, we'll start out with a well local stories making
national news. Unfortunately, uh gas these fact that they're drilling
into gas tanks now and then they'll we'll just empty
all your.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
How how sucky is this?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
They come in with a freaking drill, drill a hole
in your plastic gas tank, take all your fuel, put
in gas cans, right, so they could have sixty seventy
whatever dollars with gas.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's right when you have a full tank. Yeah, if
you're driving around with the quarter tank that they got
you for fifteen bucks.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And unfortunately that's thousands of dollars in repairs.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It sucks just to swap a tank out. Yeah, can
they patch it all?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Or I mean sure I could, but they're gonna tell
you they can't, right right, you know, let's see, a
twenty eight year old woman was kind of impersonating a
sixteen year old student at a high school. She's freaking
twenty eight and she got by with it for like
two weeks, two and a half weeks. Still, educators, Well
(01:27):
became a little suspicious because she's freaking twenty eight. Right,
she's been charged with criminal and personating trespassing.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I wouldn't know what the endgame was.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, I don't think it's gonna pass that she's a
news reporter and she's doing that never been kissed sort
of scenario with Drew barrymore.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Right, twenty eight posing as a sixteen year old come
on girl, damn chip a real job.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Right, So hopefully this won't catch on. I guess men
in Russia are apparently just mulating their ears on purpose
to get a call flower to ear look because they
would have looked tough, like.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You know, on purpose. Yeah, oh no, I like, have you.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Ever seen colorflower ear?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Women from a remote tribe in China view men as
quote non essential and dispensable. Oh yeah, so their children
are raised without dads. Well, I'm sure that's.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Gonna work out. Just absolutely horrible.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
All right, So here's a story about this motorcyclist. What
a crazy It's all over social media, but please say
motorcyclist taking the hospital out the serious injuries. This happened
Saturday afternoon, and it left the motorcycle dangling from a
traffic light above a very busy intersection.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Please say.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Officers were called just before three pm to an accident
between a car and a motorcycle. It's funny because they
talk about the story. They got there looking for the
second vehicle in the incident, and they're like, where's that?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Where's it?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Like?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Look up? Oh? Oh, please say the most like.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
A rider was to stay a serious but non life
threatening injuries. He was transported to the hospital. The unusual
scene drew crowds of onlookers, with many pulling out their
phones as emergency crews try to figure out how to
get the bike down. Uh. Several bystanders for missing the story.
(03:28):
You never seen anything like this. It's like seeing a movie.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I wouldn't. I want to know about the people who
didn't pull out their phones to take a picture of that.
What you've seen? Something better?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Right? Well, honey, A look at that? All right? Keep
going now, no need to stop.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I mean it's it's a dramatic picture.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
When you see it, you're like, how you can see
why it's able to I guess hang where it is?
But man, that took it looked like it took some work.
I mean, it really did this. One guy says, never
seen anything like that. It's like seeing a movie. He
came across the crash while heading Crispy Kreme, which is
(04:09):
right next door, and he said he looked up, was like,
oh my god, what is that.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Another person said, let's see chance.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Of the spot of the damage. He said, I was
looking down and then I looked up. This is the
guy described where the other second vehicle was. I was
looking down, couldn't see the second vehicle in the crash
that I looked up and the motorbike was straight up
above me. He's like, kind of crazy. Never seen anything
like that. It is a wild look. If that driver
(04:37):
he's gonna survive. But man, if he has a helmet cam,
that video would be worth man, he could he could
do something with that. It's wild. A shipping logjam in
the Persian Gulf having some unexpected impacts.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
How crazy is this?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
For example, in India, Oh wow, they can't keep diet
coke on the shelves because there's a shortage of illuminum
aluminium cans. Oh so they got no cans to put
it in, So nobody has any diet coke, like in India.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
There's certain things that we're gonna be missing.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I think if it goes long, the story said, but
I don't have time to get into them.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Someonem are like, eh, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
But diet coke, Yeah, there's a lot of diehard diet
coke fans out there. You cut that off.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
It's funny. That's just the first thing they mentioned.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
There's like several things down on the supply chain are
gonna be affected, but one we can figure.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Right now is the diet coke in India. Well, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Hospital and Canada has announced that they're temporary, temporarily suspending
surgeries due to an ant problem. And when you read this,
you're like, what ants have been spotted everywhere throughout the hospital.
Nobody can figuret where they're coming from. Hospitals say there's well,
there's not an infestation.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
The hospital says there's not an infestation, but they're shutting
down all surgeries because of the ant infestation. The hospital
says they need to deal with the ant problem before
it gets worse, which means taking some precautions like deferring
surgical procedures until it can assure a proper and sterile environment.
They're just ants, so there's no serious safety risky risk
(06:25):
to staff for patients. But they you can't have ants
showed up to the middle of a knee surgery hand. No,
I mean, come on, man, that would be that would
be weird. For the record, it says the delays are
just minor, minor procedures. Any patient it requires urgent surgical
treatment will be taken.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
To the nearest ant free hospital. It's funny, all right.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
And lastly, a thirty zero old thief from Texas named
Jaythan Gilders stole seven hundred and seventy thousand dollars or
the diamond.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Earrings from Tivity's in Florida.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Ooh so that's like two pair anyway, police got up
with him.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh look, he.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Swallowed the two sets of ear rings. It was two set, dude,
seven hundred and seventy g's for two sets of ear rings.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So four pieces total.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Whoa wow.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
And it was small enough for him to swallow. It
was long like a noodle.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah yeah, uh, that didn't fill any of the costs.
Jathan wasn't sure he has to cost am I going
to be charged with what's in my stomach. He said,
he even regretted this is this is him, the guy
that swallowed him, and he goes, oh, man, I even
(07:55):
regret it. I should have thirst strown aim out the window.
Now Jathan may not seem, you know, like the sharpest mastermind.
I can't imagine why you get that procession, but he
thinks he can handle his own law like lawyering. He's
him and he just rejected a plea deal. He decided
to represent himself a trial, which is sometime next month.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
We're gona deinely get a follow up on this downtown.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I don't know what kind of defense he'll amount, but
it can imagine it's just gonna be awful. He did
listen to this, He did pass this. What's interesting in
the discovery? So he passed those two sets of earrings
from Tiffany's while he was in custody and painfully but yes,
and then wait, and then he also pooped another unexpected
(08:47):
mystery pair of ear rings, not from the Tiffany's robbery.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh yeah, so he had three sets of earrings in it.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, he was going round gutting on expensive earrings. He's
been locked up without bonds since you rest. They're trying
to figure out where the other earrings came from. He's
got a long rap sheet that includes convictions for resisting rest, assault,
the cottage possession, multiple jewelry thefts.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
We think we know how he does it now says
he could.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Be looking up to thirty years for this robbery, although
last year he was convicted of robbery too and then
let him go in six months, So it's one of
those things. Who knows, but the guy, the guy is
pretty good. Look that's the talent at you gotta admit
that's the talent. He's just pooping diamond earrings, apparently some
(09:43):
very expensive ones. It's seven hundred and seventy thousand dollars
for two sets.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
That's what you get at Tiffany.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
He's like, hang on, let me make you another pair.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's that's some talent. Lincoln Park here as one of
seventy nine kvp I
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