January 22, 2026 • 10 mins
Man takes off his Ankle Monitor, and sticks it to a dog in his neighborhood
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop line, Yes you are stupid stories
about you. Bye stub Hub. Stub Hub where you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
If you're a Patriots.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Fan, Yeah, suck it up. Butter Cup speak use of football.
You see where the Raiders are predicted to use their
number one pick on you guess it in the end.
Quarterback Fernando Mendoza, he now want a suicide watch? Uh
can you imagine if he's you know, find Christian out
(00:38):
standing man like that goes to.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
The Raiders Sin City?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Got it? I mentioned yesterday? Boy this story catch a
lot of tracks yesterday that dude to all the weight
loss drugs like Ozimpic and Wagobi, airlines are gonna save
five hundred and eighty million dollars annually in fuel costs.
Here's the rub about that. Them bitches still not looking
to give us a whole can of coke. That sucks
(01:05):
because you know it's weird because some some Southwest flights
in the evening they'll give you the whole can and
you can just refeel your little drink, and others you
just get that tiny ass little glass.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Interesting yeah, like, man, just give me the.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Whole coke man, damn greedy. Uh. Thirty eight percent of
women who read romance novels fantasize about those characters in
bad Uh huh, well that's right. That's why you gotta
get you a girl who can't read what A man
(01:44):
in New Answer is facing burglary charges after he broke
in the homes and pour Caso dip on on TV's
and furniture Caso dep Huh yeah. I mean you kind
of clean out of with some if you're really down,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But that's his calling card. Huh yeah, this Caso dip,
that's what makes him the wet bandit.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Uh huh, the cheesy bandit. Right, did one of you
kids pour Caso dip on the television case sole Me
Go exactly? Uh? Canadian drivers caught speeding in the car.
The police said it was quote held together by duct
tape and whishful thinking. A guy in Florida stole wine
(02:27):
and steak by shoving it down his pants. And it
was funny too, because it wasn't like it was one
steak and one bottle of wine. It was a few.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
He was throwing a party.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Huh yeah, man. He's like, well, maybe they'll only notice one. Uh,
there's a twenty one year old guy in Florida. Twenty
one year olds are so stupid. He was caught using
his phone to film under a girl's dress while he
was that church. Oh, come on man. Damn female prison
(03:07):
officer has been jailed for having illstit relationships without one
inmate but two inmates, and plotting to smuggle a bunch
of drugs inside the damn jail inside the prison. Come on, girl,
can't you find the man that's not in prison? She did?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
She went to church and he was taking pictures up
her dress.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Right, here's why people and green Bay are weak. Winter
Fest in green Bay, well, it was canceled due to
winter weather. It's winter fast. What do they expect hiding
the mid eighties? Right?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Embrace the winterness.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
It's effing winter fast. Don't you want winter? Let me
careful what you ask for.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I guess as winter as it.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Could get somebody. It's too much winter.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
The minus fifteen was just too much.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Too much. It is so much winter. We can't do Winterfest?
Is that what you're saying? You shouldn't call it Winterfest?
Then call it almost winterfest an apartment in Quebec. Now
it turned into something that's kind of cool for a winterfest.
It turned into an ice castle. Yeah, a whole damn
(04:21):
apartment complex. Here's what happened. A renter decided to cut
off the heat completely to save money. So the renters
weren't there and they didn't want the heat to be
on an empty home. But timperters outside got so damn
cold that the water pipes burst, shooting water all over
(04:44):
the apartment. And because it was so cold for so
many days, that water froze, and well, they kept doing
that rinse and repeat thing. More water froze, more water
kept shooting out to the walls, the ceiling, all the furniture,
(05:05):
even appliances were covered in like huge thick ice. It
even made abstract ice sculptures everywhere in the apartment. The
floor just give you example, the floor was more than
a foot thick of the ice. Oh wow, in the
entire apartment building. The building owner obviously evicted the tenant
(05:28):
because he was way late on several months of rent.
But they're basically gonna have to strip the entire apartment
building down and had like three apartments in it. They're
gonna strip the entire thing down and get all the
ice in the water and all that stuff out of
It's a mess, but it looked cool for a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
For reference, excuse me for reference, an ice skating rink
is about one and a half inches thick.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, the the dour of that apartment was over a
foot thick. That sucks, man, Uh, this sucks too. A
Delta Airlines plane had to return to the gate on
Sunday after well, it pulls over to the de icing area.
They're de icing the plane and a bunch of de
iicer leaked through the exterior of the plane and soaked
(06:19):
the passenger inside of the plane.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I thought those were kind of sealed shut.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, we just did went through the de icing thing,
and you know what sucks about that too. They're like,
all right, we're gonna push off the gate here, next
step is de icing. So we were like thirty minutes
late pushing out to the gate and then thirty minutes
late getting de icing. It was just but yeah, man,
my kid loved the de icing thing. Here's what happened.
The passenger told the flight crew that the fuselage of
(06:50):
the plane was leaking, and the pilot asked to go
back to the gate. He told air traffick control that
the passenger was okay, but they could probably use a
new pair of pants. That's how much leaked through. Oh wow,
death to say the depth of people say that the
icing fluids are non hazardous and that floods. It sounds
(07:14):
a little sketchy. They say that fluid leaks are quote
very rare, but occasionally happened. They went back to the
gate and swapped the plane out so the maidenance could
double check there wasn't a problem with the fuselage. There was.
It's not supposed to be soaking a passenger. The fight
to GoF later that day with a different plane. This
(07:38):
is more than three and a half hours later. The
soaked passenger did leave with that fight three and a
half hours later. No word whether it got new pants
or not. But that would be that would be a
wild revelation. Oh, I don't know. You can de ice
and you just start can dotto soaked from the light
(08:03):
compartment or the overhead band or whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'd be like, yo, I figure if water is coming in,
that means air's coming in too. Yeah, not a good
sign for an airplane.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
No, all right, so authority's an upstate New York currently
searching for a man who skipped the court appearance earlier
this week. Because he skipped his court appearance, they actually
looked at the tracking data on his GPS ankle monitor
and realized that, well, he'd apparently cut it off and
(08:34):
to fixed it to a dog. The future of his
name is Lamont Holmes. He was supposed to be in
court for a weapons charge and he's still loose.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Uh oh, but they got his dog.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, it says it's it says it's unclear if the
dog belongs to Lamont or if he just fixed it.
There is some random dog in the neighborhood. That's I
haven't said that Lamont would be facing additional charges. He's
already looking up to fifteen years in prison for the
(09:10):
weapons charge. Oh so he probably was like, yo, I'm out.
He just attaches some any mini miney mo. Looks like
you're getting the tag, but it's just imagine if you're
tracking that day. They're like, well, you guys have left
the backyard.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Lots of circles.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, pretty easy to tell that he's you know what, guys,
I think he put it on a dog that it
would be funny. He's fun to stray. Oh, to put
it on a stray, just let it go all over. Well,
last night he was here, now he's over here.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
See that's how he would have got caught, because it
would have crossed one of those barriers that you can
only go so far out of your house things.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Okay, that would have raised the red flag, right right,
But you know, some random dog in the alley are
a neighborhood rid
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop line, Yes you are stupid stories
about you. Bye stub Hub. Stub Hub where you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
If you're a Patriots.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Fan, Yeah, suck it up. Butter Cup speak use of football.
You see where the Raiders are predicted to use their
number one pick on you guess it in the end.
Quarterback Fernando Mendoza, he now want a suicide watch? Uh
can you imagine if he's you know, find Christian out
(00:38):
standing man like that goes to.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
The Raiders Sin City?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Got it? I mentioned yesterday? Boy this story catch a
lot of tracks yesterday that dude to all the weight
loss drugs like Ozimpic and Wagobi, airlines are gonna save
five hundred and eighty million dollars annually in fuel costs.
Here's the rub about that. Them bitches still not looking
to give us a whole can of coke. That sucks
(01:05):
because you know it's weird because some some Southwest flights
in the evening they'll give you the whole can and
you can just refeel your little drink, and others you
just get that tiny ass little glass.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Interesting yeah, like, man, just give me the.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Whole coke man, damn greedy. Uh. Thirty eight percent of
women who read romance novels fantasize about those characters in
bad Uh huh, well that's right. That's why you gotta
get you a girl who can't read what A man
(01:44):
in New Answer is facing burglary charges after he broke
in the homes and pour Caso dip on on TV's
and furniture Caso dep Huh yeah. I mean you kind
of clean out of with some if you're really down,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But that's his calling card. Huh yeah, this Caso dip,
that's what makes him the wet bandit.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Uh huh, the cheesy bandit. Right, did one of you
kids pour Caso dip on the television case sole Me
Go exactly? Uh? Canadian drivers caught speeding in the car.
The police said it was quote held together by duct
tape and whishful thinking. A guy in Florida stole wine
(02:27):
and steak by shoving it down his pants. And it
was funny too, because it wasn't like it was one
steak and one bottle of wine. It was a few.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
He was throwing a party.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Huh yeah, man. He's like, well, maybe they'll only notice one. Uh,
there's a twenty one year old guy in Florida. Twenty
one year olds are so stupid. He was caught using
his phone to film under a girl's dress while he
was that church. Oh, come on man. Damn female prison
(03:07):
officer has been jailed for having illstit relationships without one
inmate but two inmates, and plotting to smuggle a bunch
of drugs inside the damn jail inside the prison. Come on, girl,
can't you find the man that's not in prison? She did?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
She went to church and he was taking pictures up
her dress.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Right, here's why people and green Bay are weak. Winter
Fest in green Bay, well, it was canceled due to
winter weather. It's winter fast. What do they expect hiding
the mid eighties? Right?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Embrace the winterness.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
It's effing winter fast. Don't you want winter? Let me
careful what you ask for.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I guess as winter as it.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Could get somebody. It's too much winter.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
The minus fifteen was just too much.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Too much. It is so much winter. We can't do Winterfest?
Is that what you're saying? You shouldn't call it Winterfest?
Then call it almost winterfest an apartment in Quebec. Now
it turned into something that's kind of cool for a winterfest.
It turned into an ice castle. Yeah, a whole damn
(04:21):
apartment complex. Here's what happened. A renter decided to cut
off the heat completely to save money. So the renters
weren't there and they didn't want the heat to be
on an empty home. But timperters outside got so damn
cold that the water pipes burst, shooting water all over
(04:44):
the apartment. And because it was so cold for so
many days, that water froze, and well, they kept doing
that rinse and repeat thing. More water froze, more water
kept shooting out to the walls, the ceiling, all the furniture,
(05:05):
even appliances were covered in like huge thick ice. It
even made abstract ice sculptures everywhere in the apartment. The
floor just give you example, the floor was more than
a foot thick of the ice. Oh wow, in the
entire apartment building. The building owner obviously evicted the tenant
(05:28):
because he was way late on several months of rent.
But they're basically gonna have to strip the entire apartment
building down and had like three apartments in it. They're
gonna strip the entire thing down and get all the
ice in the water and all that stuff out of
It's a mess, but it looked cool for a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
For reference, excuse me for reference, an ice skating rink
is about one and a half inches thick.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, the the dour of that apartment was over a
foot thick. That sucks, man, Uh, this sucks too. A
Delta Airlines plane had to return to the gate on
Sunday after well, it pulls over to the de icing area.
They're de icing the plane and a bunch of de
iicer leaked through the exterior of the plane and soaked
(06:19):
the passenger inside of the plane.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I thought those were kind of sealed shut.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, we just did went through the de icing thing,
and you know what sucks about that too. They're like,
all right, we're gonna push off the gate here, next
step is de icing. So we were like thirty minutes
late pushing out to the gate and then thirty minutes
late getting de icing. It was just but yeah, man,
my kid loved the de icing thing. Here's what happened.
The passenger told the flight crew that the fuselage of
(06:50):
the plane was leaking, and the pilot asked to go
back to the gate. He told air traffick control that
the passenger was okay, but they could probably use a
new pair of pants. That's how much leaked through. Oh wow,
death to say the depth of people say that the
icing fluids are non hazardous and that floods. It sounds
(07:14):
a little sketchy. They say that fluid leaks are quote
very rare, but occasionally happened. They went back to the
gate and swapped the plane out so the maidenance could
double check there wasn't a problem with the fuselage. There was.
It's not supposed to be soaking a passenger. The fight
to GoF later that day with a different plane. This
(07:38):
is more than three and a half hours later. The
soaked passenger did leave with that fight three and a
half hours later. No word whether it got new pants
or not. But that would be that would be a
wild revelation. Oh, I don't know. You can de ice
and you just start can dotto soaked from the light
(08:03):
compartment or the overhead band or whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'd be like, yo, I figure if water is coming in,
that means air's coming in too. Yeah, not a good
sign for an airplane.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
No, all right, so authority's an upstate New York currently
searching for a man who skipped the court appearance earlier
this week. Because he skipped his court appearance, they actually
looked at the tracking data on his GPS ankle monitor
and realized that, well, he'd apparently cut it off and
(08:34):
to fixed it to a dog. The future of his
name is Lamont Holmes. He was supposed to be in
court for a weapons charge and he's still loose.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Uh oh, but they got his dog.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, it says it's it says it's unclear if the
dog belongs to Lamont or if he just fixed it.
There is some random dog in the neighborhood. That's I
haven't said that Lamont would be facing additional charges. He's
already looking up to fifteen years in prison for the
(09:10):
weapons charge. Oh so he probably was like, yo, I'm out.
He just attaches some any mini miney mo. Looks like
you're getting the tag, but it's just imagine if you're
tracking that day. They're like, well, you guys have left
the backyard.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Lots of circles.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, pretty easy to tell that he's you know what, guys,
I think he put it on a dog that it
would be funny. He's fun to stray. Oh, to put
it on a stray, just let it go all over. Well,
last night he was here, now he's over here.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
See that's how he would have got caught, because it
would have crossed one of those barriers that you can
only go so far out of your house things.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Okay, that would have raised the red flag, right right,
But you know, some random dog in the alley are
a neighborhood rid
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