February 24, 2026 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop yeah stop.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah you are stu Stories brought to you.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
By Robert Carrodine. Uh he did.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, you might know him from he was the lead
guy of Revenge of the Nerds, which didn't age particularly well.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
But uh not at all.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, yeah, what he did that girl, but pretend to
be the other guy that's called well, we won't say.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
House. Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You know, for the first time, Amazon surpassed Walmart retail sales.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Really yeah, that hadn't happened before.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You know, Walmart's like, oh my god, that'd be a big,
a big depressing day in the board meeting.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I mean, if Bezos spies the Seahawks and uh, we've
got the Walmart family here buying the Broncos.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, might have a new rivalry going between right, no doubt.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
H Walmart crosses them and Bathroom Meth Lab, though like
surpasses them by by a lot. It coming up just
before eight o'clock. According to Vogue, twenty six is going.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
To be the year of the crack. Oh oh you
that story after.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Chicken Man a day. But let's get to him. There's
a new dating term I wanted to share with you.
How about this one's scoop? Future faking, future faking, fure
future faking.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Future faking is when someone uses the promise of a
shared future to create immediate emotional intimacy a solid facade,
but you use the the shared future lure as a
means to create, you know, immediate intimacy.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh yeah, I will have career success in the future
that you will be attracted.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Right, without of course, any genuine intention of following through.
It's future faking and yeah, yeah, it's the new thing.
Future faking. It's all fake. It's all in other words,
just lie to them. Yeah, they've been doing that to
each other forever. AI is making her lives easier, right.
(02:25):
Thirty one percent of people say their workload has increased
since AI was introduced at their company, and some saying
there now expect to do two to four times as
much work as before. Consider yourself lucky, good thing it's
not five or six times more. A twenty one year
old woman the South Korea used chat GPT to plan.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
The murder of two men. Oh it's a wild story, man,
Did you actually kill them?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I don't think so. Oh, I don't think she got
busted on the plan.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I just wondered how effective chat GPT's murder planes.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
It threw a flew a few red flags, though, as
it should, there'd be a filter there. All Right, hot
new place to move if you're gen Z, are you ready? Okay,
hot new place trum roll. The village is in Florida.
Really yeah, it's the largest retirement community in the world.
(03:25):
And gen Zers, believe or not, say that's a hot
new place to live. Not because of the lifestyle, but
because of all the jobs.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh I could see that. I could totally see. I
mean all those people in the Yeah, they're not playing
on working right, Someone's got to serve them at Chili's.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So talk about so eh not a bad idea. Yeah,
that's a stupid ass and it's huge.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Apparently the villains got plenty of job of news.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I mean, how many people live there? A lot?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
There's a fantastic documentary on it.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, I didn't have a crazy like drug abuse and
STD is like the highest STD rate in the country.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
One hundred and fifty five thousand people live in the villages. Whoa,
that's like Arvada.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Uh see Uh. Canadian driver saw weird police drone hovering
over her car, so she stopped and took a photo
of it, and then she was pulled over by a
real police person for distracted driving, for using her cell
phone while driving taking a picture of the drone. Come on,
(04:38):
I mean, that's like, you can't that's trap it.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Though, they busted her because they were watching her on
the drone took a photo of it, and they're like, oh,
distracted driving and I'm supposed to use your cell phone.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
So is it clearly marked as a police drone or
is it just a I guess it is. Or is
she just like, hey, there's somebody tracking me with a drone, dude.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I mean, no matter what, you would feel weird that
somebody's following you in a drone. Anyway, here's kind of
a scary, sketchy thought. For many Americans, their vehicle is
worth more than their retirement savings.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh that's not ideal.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
A Canadian man was so upset the USA defeated the
Canadian hockey team that he took a chainsaw to his TV.
It's it's a total meltdown, but it's you know, it's
in a good way, because it's a Canadian guy acting
like an idiot, now an American guy acting like an idiot.
(05:41):
So yeah, they have him too. All right, you go,
naked man accomplishing a lot more than most naked men
you used to be able to do. Then this bizarre
video shows a naked man running through the scene of
a serious crash and he's Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Police say this streaking man is seen on all kinds
of videos, was driving one of the two vehicles that
was involved in this serious crash. The man fled the
scene after the crash, bearing all and running down the
street and shock bystanders, which for a large portion of
cut it all on video. He's the one that caused
(06:16):
the accident. He was going through a red light, he
ran it, and then after all the vehicles crashed and
compounded into one another. He was somebody was able to
get out of the crash vehicle he was in and
take off running and say he was on drugs. It
looked like he was a homeless police said. One person
was taking the hospital in critical condition. The naked man
(06:37):
was eventually arrested and officers believe he was under the
influence oh he could possibly be charge a felony hit
and run a DUI.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Enough sober naked people out there, I mean yeah, I
feel like.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
A large part of being naked is the ramifications on
your consumption.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You know, maybe there's more naked people out there than
we realize. It's just the one, right, The ones on
drugs are the ones running lights.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, stealing ambulances and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yet there's a lot of responsible naked people out there.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
An eleven year old boy was accused of shooting and
killing his father after he took away his Nintendo switch.
Clayton Dietz appeared before judge on Thursday as he waved
his right to a preliminary hearing. According to Fox, Clayton,
who was previously denied bell on January thirteenth, was handcuffed
as he was led in and out of the courtroom
(07:36):
by officers. He's eleven, listen what happened. After the hearing,
the preteen's lawyer said his goal was again his client
in a juvenile court because Clayton is being tried as
an adult. He was charged with homicide after the shooting
of his father early in the morning hours January thirteenth.
(07:57):
The eleven year old got mad had his father when
his Nintendo switched was taken away and he was told
to go to bed. Now listening, this eleven year old
got mad about that. He found a key to his
dad safe and his father's I guess drawer. He unlocked
(08:18):
the safe in hopes of finding the video game console
in there. He stumbled across his dad's handgun in there,
and then he went back snucking the room where his
dad was sleeping and shot him. Oh when asked the
eleven year old what he thought was going to happen
(08:39):
when he pulled the trigger, Clayton told the cops that
he was mad and he not thought about that.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Douglas's wife told police that she and her husband sang
Happy Birthday to their son just before they all went
to bed. She was woke up, obviously by the gunshot sound,
only find her husband been shot in the chest. Damn,
(09:12):
eleven years old. This I'm wrong with that? Boy?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, I mean sorry, but that's crazy, all right?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
And then lastly we have to oh man, well, look,
I mean the guys. The guy is still in jail.
It's a worthy story because well, it happened in a
small town in central Kentucky. What's called Central City, Kentucky.
(09:43):
They got a call about seven pm on Saturday by
a thirty two year old guy who was well.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
The callers said that the driver.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Was get it on with a deer. What he was
what he was doing things a deer that a naked
man should not be doing with a deer on the
side of the road. Yeah, they discussed. It was a
white guy in jeans and a dark top. Was the
best they could see because it was laying beside of him.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Because he was, you know, spooning a deer.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yes, yes, he was trying to resuscitate the deer. He
cared so much about the deer he was trying to
revive the dough Police showed up about thirty zerold men
name Alan Osborne is walking up in that general area.
According to police support it. His pants are still around
(10:38):
his knees. And this is the funniest word. He was
covered in deer fur, covering deer fur scoop, which would
happen when you're cuddling when you're spooning a deer. They
also found a lot of deer fur around his private
(10:59):
area when he was being booked. Once again, it could
happen when you're spooning with a deer, trying to revive it,
trying to keep it warm. Oh god, he's facing a
felony charger certain crimes against animals, and he could end
(11:22):
up five years in prison. He does have a let's see,
he played guilty public intoxication last year in decent exposure.
The year before that, he got a.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Little bit of a record. Sure he'll find someone in
prison to spoon.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Well, he's staying in prison. I guess he couldn't come
up with the bucks to build him silfous. That's funny,
all right. So yeah, what's happening those men from Kentucky? Well,
look you there, it's fresh road. Keel, Hello deer,
One o seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop yeah stop.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah you are stu Stories brought to you.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
By Robert Carrodine. Uh he did.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, you might know him from he was the lead
guy of Revenge of the Nerds, which didn't age particularly well.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
But uh not at all.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, yeah, what he did that girl, but pretend to
be the other guy that's called well, we won't say.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
House. Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You know, for the first time, Amazon surpassed Walmart retail sales.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Really yeah, that hadn't happened before.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You know, Walmart's like, oh my god, that'd be a big,
a big depressing day in the board meeting.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I mean, if Bezos spies the Seahawks and uh, we've
got the Walmart family here buying the Broncos.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, might have a new rivalry going between right, no doubt.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
H Walmart crosses them and Bathroom Meth Lab, though like
surpasses them by by a lot. It coming up just
before eight o'clock. According to Vogue, twenty six is going.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
To be the year of the crack. Oh oh you
that story after.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Chicken Man a day. But let's get to him. There's
a new dating term I wanted to share with you.
How about this one's scoop? Future faking, future faking, fure
future faking.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Future faking is when someone uses the promise of a
shared future to create immediate emotional intimacy a solid facade,
but you use the the shared future lure as a
means to create, you know, immediate intimacy.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh yeah, I will have career success in the future
that you will be attracted.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Right, without of course, any genuine intention of following through.
It's future faking and yeah, yeah, it's the new thing.
Future faking. It's all fake. It's all in other words,
just lie to them. Yeah, they've been doing that to
each other forever. AI is making her lives easier, right.
(02:25):
Thirty one percent of people say their workload has increased
since AI was introduced at their company, and some saying
there now expect to do two to four times as
much work as before. Consider yourself lucky, good thing it's
not five or six times more. A twenty one year
old woman the South Korea used chat GPT to plan.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
The murder of two men. Oh it's a wild story, man,
Did you actually kill them?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I don't think so. Oh, I don't think she got
busted on the plan.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I just wondered how effective chat GPT's murder planes.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
It threw a flew a few red flags, though, as
it should, there'd be a filter there. All Right, hot
new place to move if you're gen Z, are you ready? Okay,
hot new place trum roll. The village is in Florida.
Really yeah, it's the largest retirement community in the world.
(03:25):
And gen Zers, believe or not, say that's a hot
new place to live. Not because of the lifestyle, but
because of all the jobs.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh I could see that. I could totally see. I
mean all those people in the Yeah, they're not playing
on working right, Someone's got to serve them at Chili's.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So talk about so eh not a bad idea. Yeah,
that's a stupid ass and it's huge.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Apparently the villains got plenty of job of news.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I mean, how many people live there? A lot?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
There's a fantastic documentary on it.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, I didn't have a crazy like drug abuse and
STD is like the highest STD rate in the country.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
One hundred and fifty five thousand people live in the villages. Whoa,
that's like Arvada.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Uh see Uh. Canadian driver saw weird police drone hovering
over her car, so she stopped and took a photo
of it, and then she was pulled over by a
real police person for distracted driving, for using her cell
phone while driving taking a picture of the drone. Come on,
(04:38):
I mean, that's like, you can't that's trap it.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Though, they busted her because they were watching her on
the drone took a photo of it, and they're like, oh,
distracted driving and I'm supposed to use your cell phone.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
So is it clearly marked as a police drone or
is it just a I guess it is. Or is
she just like, hey, there's somebody tracking me with a drone, dude.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I mean, no matter what, you would feel weird that
somebody's following you in a drone. Anyway, here's kind of
a scary, sketchy thought. For many Americans, their vehicle is
worth more than their retirement savings.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh that's not ideal.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
A Canadian man was so upset the USA defeated the
Canadian hockey team that he took a chainsaw to his TV.
It's it's a total meltdown, but it's you know, it's
in a good way, because it's a Canadian guy acting
like an idiot, now an American guy acting like an idiot.
(05:41):
So yeah, they have him too. All right, you go,
naked man accomplishing a lot more than most naked men
you used to be able to do. Then this bizarre
video shows a naked man running through the scene of
a serious crash and he's Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Police say this streaking man is seen on all kinds
of videos, was driving one of the two vehicles that
was involved in this serious crash. The man fled the
scene after the crash, bearing all and running down the
street and shock bystanders, which for a large portion of
cut it all on video. He's the one that caused
(06:16):
the accident. He was going through a red light, he
ran it, and then after all the vehicles crashed and
compounded into one another. He was somebody was able to
get out of the crash vehicle he was in and
take off running and say he was on drugs. It
looked like he was a homeless police said. One person
was taking the hospital in critical condition. The naked man
(06:37):
was eventually arrested and officers believe he was under the
influence oh he could possibly be charge a felony hit
and run a DUI.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Enough sober naked people out there, I mean yeah, I
feel like.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
A large part of being naked is the ramifications on
your consumption.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You know, maybe there's more naked people out there than
we realize. It's just the one, right, The ones on
drugs are the ones running lights.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, stealing ambulances and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yet there's a lot of responsible naked people out there.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
An eleven year old boy was accused of shooting and
killing his father after he took away his Nintendo switch.
Clayton Dietz appeared before judge on Thursday as he waved
his right to a preliminary hearing. According to Fox, Clayton,
who was previously denied bell on January thirteenth, was handcuffed
as he was led in and out of the courtroom
(07:36):
by officers. He's eleven, listen what happened. After the hearing,
the preteen's lawyer said his goal was again his client
in a juvenile court because Clayton is being tried as
an adult. He was charged with homicide after the shooting
of his father early in the morning hours January thirteenth.
(07:57):
The eleven year old got mad had his father when
his Nintendo switched was taken away and he was told
to go to bed. Now listening, this eleven year old
got mad about that. He found a key to his
dad safe and his father's I guess drawer. He unlocked
(08:18):
the safe in hopes of finding the video game console
in there. He stumbled across his dad's handgun in there,
and then he went back snucking the room where his
dad was sleeping and shot him. Oh when asked the
eleven year old what he thought was going to happen
(08:39):
when he pulled the trigger, Clayton told the cops that
he was mad and he not thought about that.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Douglas's wife told police that she and her husband sang
Happy Birthday to their son just before they all went
to bed. She was woke up, obviously by the gunshot sound,
only find her husband been shot in the chest. Damn,
(09:12):
eleven years old. This I'm wrong with that? Boy?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, I mean sorry, but that's crazy, all right?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
And then lastly we have to oh man, well, look,
I mean the guys. The guy is still in jail.
It's a worthy story because well, it happened in a
small town in central Kentucky. What's called Central City, Kentucky.
(09:43):
They got a call about seven pm on Saturday by
a thirty two year old guy who was well.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
The callers said that the driver.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Was get it on with a deer. What he was
what he was doing things a deer that a naked
man should not be doing with a deer on the
side of the road. Yeah, they discussed. It was a
white guy in jeans and a dark top. Was the
best they could see because it was laying beside of him.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Because he was, you know, spooning a deer.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yes, yes, he was trying to resuscitate the deer. He
cared so much about the deer he was trying to
revive the dough Police showed up about thirty zerold men
name Alan Osborne is walking up in that general area.
According to police support it. His pants are still around
(10:38):
his knees. And this is the funniest word. He was
covered in deer fur, covering deer fur scoop, which would
happen when you're cuddling when you're spooning a deer. They
also found a lot of deer fur around his private
(10:59):
area when he was being booked. Once again, it could
happen when you're spooning with a deer, trying to revive it,
trying to keep it warm. Oh god, he's facing a
felony charger certain crimes against animals, and he could end
(11:22):
up five years in prison. He does have a let's see,
he played guilty public intoxication last year in decent exposure.
The year before that, he got a.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Little bit of a record. Sure he'll find someone in
prison to spoon.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Well, he's staying in prison. I guess he couldn't come
up with the bucks to build him silfous. That's funny,
all right. So yeah, what's happening those men from Kentucky? Well,
look you there, it's fresh road. Keel, Hello deer,
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