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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
S Yeah, yeah, you are stupid stories brought to you.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Buy the Royal Gorge. They are adding some glass bottom
gondolas to go across the gorge, so you can basically
just look straight down twelve hundred feet while the gondola
goes across. If that's not your style, they still have
the old solid bottom gondola, but they're adding a couple
glass bottom ones to the fleet. Cool. And they said
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you can bring your dog on there if you're a psychopath.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Man, see if your dog freaks out.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Wah, wonder if they would mm hmmm. And if you
ever go down there, realize that bungee jumps off that
thing four times. So you probably heard about the Paramountain
HBO Max. They're gonna combine it a one streaming service
after this Celle this Warner Brother stuff gets prove. Isn't
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that wild? I'm betting they're gonna call it Paramax or
HBO Mount. I'm not sure. But then it had me thinking,
what about other mergers? You know what I'm hoping for?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Which one are you hoping for?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'm hoping for a Disney peacock merger.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Okay, hear me out on this one. And the benefits
of this would be what's the name of it? Dis
cock dicck.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Come on, man, that's good. Shut up, that's good.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Man, that'd be good.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Maybe that couldn't happen real fast. Notes from Lindsay Lohan.
I guess she wants everybody know that she's safe after
I ran attack Dubai. I guess, oh, thank she listened
to buy and also her Quinn Tarantino wants you know
he's safe.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I was really worried about Lindsay Lohan. I hadn't heard
from her.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well. I was thinking, Man, if they do reduce to
buy the powder, she can just snort it up. She's good.
She gonna be all right, no matter. Twenty camels were
disqualified from the Camel beauty contest. Oh why because they
apparently they used fillers. Oh, people be botoxing the camels, man,
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I mean, it's gone too far. When people are bothtoxing
their camels. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You got nug the camel over there, and.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Then we get them some filler, have them lips flipped up.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Blip hey bub bub hey, bub hey bu bub Stay
away from the Ozembic camels.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh yeah, man, a little rack of ribs over there, right,
poor things? Uh? Us track star lost half marathon that
she was winning and a twenty thousand dollars grand prize
after apparently the lead bike led her off the course.
Oh no, uh whoops. That sucks. California Highway patow K
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nine found two million dollars worth of cocaine during just
a regular traffic like a routine traffic stop. Cut of
got for speeding. Two million dollars in cocaine.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Speeding with two million dollars in coke in your car?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Right? Oh man? Two million?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
So an ultra rare Pokemon card, I'm gonna get it
in a Pokemon isn't too late to getting Pokemon? No no,
they still make these cards.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah yeah, they.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Still sell them and one night.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
This card costs two dollars and seventy cents in nineteen
nine nine. Okay, it just sewed a auction over forty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Nice little return.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
That's crazy. So this is interesting and kind of scary.
More proof that the Ais are trying to kill us. Man,
the Ais are trying to kill us, and they're doing
in the dumbest ways because they know we don't care.
We won't we won't look it up, we won't do
our own research. In January, open Ai launched chat GPT health.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Remember that, uh kind of vaguely remember that.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
There was a lot of there was a lot of
hype around it. So researchers at the Icon School of
Medicine have found that the the chat GPT health tool
has failed has failed to even recommend emergency care for
a significant number of serious medical cases, and misdiagnoses a
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large portion of the people that go there for help advice.
It's trying to kill us, man, it's trying to kill us. So, yeah,
I don't know if I pay that much attention to
the to the chat GPT advice, like, hey my elbow hurts,
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elbow cancer. I gen zs are twice as likely as
the average American to shop inside of a clothing store
at East once a month. On one side, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, no, maybe if I live closer to a Coles
I would, But no.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, no, that's not all right. So, if you've not
seen the video, I'm surprised by the McDonald's CEO. He's
he's a little he's a little awkward, to say the least. Dude,
he's on camera, he just rolled out. I don't know
why he was the guy that decided to roll it out.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You know, they could have got all the people.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Just could have got a regular worker had more impact.
But he's the CEO, and he's a very effeminate dude.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Right, get a celebrity, get somebody that's not.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
The CEO, maybe, and he's talking about the Big Archburger
and he's so he's the CEO. He's gonna you know,
he's gonna say all these glamorous things about it. But
the whole time he's doing it, it looks like somebody's
holding his mom at gunpoint behind camera and like, if
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you don't say this about the Big Arch Burger, then
we're going to do shoot your mom.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Part of the problem is he doesn't call it a burger.
He calls it a product throughout the whole thing, and
you're like, sounds like you're launching a new wife phone.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, it's really it's awkward. It's just so awkward. And
he takes a bite of it, and he takes a
bite of it on camera, and I don't know how
many times he did this we were guessing what if
that was like the best cut out of like fifty
if he ate like sixty burgers that day, He's like, dude,
is like, God, I can't do it anymore, you know,
cause it looks like it when you see the video,
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I'm stunned at Nobody in a boardroom after watching that,
thisund scared. All of the people work a roundey Mar.
Nobody said, yo, man, this thing sucks. You look awkward.
You taste the burger and he almost grimaces it almost
like it's a face where he's trying to be happy,
but again it looks like somebody who's holding his mom hostage.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
It's like he's playing spin a bottle and the bottle
landing on a girl he doesn't want to kiss. And
that's what he's doing to the burger, right because he
takes the smallest little pack of a bite off of
the thing.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
And the best part of the comments, that's some of
the comments for that, Like he was like, you know,
he's trying to kiss somebody he doesn't want to kiss,
or he's trying to, you know, make it seem all
nice and very fluid and it's anything, but it's all
awkward and weird, and people were just like, h they're
just they're laying into him so hard. It is so
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funny that nobody had the balls to speak up and say, yo, man,
this sucks.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
There's also some news stories out saying they did it
on purpose so that they would talk about the big arch,
because if it was just a guy eating a burger,
we're not talking about it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
He's so bad though. All right, listen, this this is
from Arvada. Man please say. Male suspect he's not been identified,
was arrested three times in less than two months now,
all under similar circumstances, and he was already before he
was arrested the first time, he already was facing prior
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to drug charges. Two rests occurred in January. Third arrest
happy last month. On January fourth, officers arrested man after
a crash in which a truck hit a home and
this driver fled. He was charged with dui dui drugs,
resisting to rest, driving as an habitual traffic offender. About
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three weeks later, the police found his ass passed out
in a U haul that was left in reverse. Oh wow,
and it backed up against the sign, so and he
was all whacked out on Scooby snacks. They arrested him
for DUI related charges no February twenty first, police said
they found the suspect asleep behind the wheel again. This
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time he was at a gas pump and his car
was running. Oh, he was drunk. So he was still
at a twenty five thousand dollars bond wearing a scram
alcohol monster for last month's arrest when Arvada Police arrested
him this last time.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
And he was still drunk, So that's scram mondor not
doing a whole lot.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
No, And then they had to results from a DUI
test on this last time, so they hit him with
DUI drugs as well. They hit him with habitual traffic
offender charges and five additional violations. Now, because the Aravada
Police emphasized the public danger posed by this guy, the
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DA office was seeking a seventy five thousand dollars cash
bond in the case, right because he's continually driving.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Well, I think he's forfeited that last twenty five grand already.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Right right, right, But here's what's crazy. The j load
it to a twenty thousand dollars bond and the dude's
gonna get out again.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh, come on, are you kidding me? Hope they at
least impounded his car or something.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
He's driving, rented a u AU truck so he could
drive it. Yeah, God, loser, bro, stop drinking. Man in
Washington State was ejected from his car. He got knocked unconscious,
had to rollover. Crash Sunday morning. It was a single
car crashing. All the cars evolved, so bystander south crash,
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he's like, oh my god, there's a dude laying in
the road. Rollover.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, you gotta go get out and help him.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Right, So he stopped and made sure the guy was
all right. The driver regained consciousness when the dude was
right there. Oh, and he freaked out. He pulled a
gun on the dude that was checking on him.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I mean, scary on everybody's part.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, oh way, hey, bro, just check. We're trying to
rob me. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You know?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
He's shaking the guy like, hey, man, you are right,
You're right. You're like, oh hey, hey, you know I
freak got to yeah yeah, but the dude put a
gun on him. Fortunately he didn't escalate. The biastander was like, hey,
my bad, my bad, I'm out take it.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
On you you deal with your upside down car.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, So the driver ended up running off. Troopers later
found him. They send him to retreated at a hospital
because he was jacked up. But it sounds like he
might be facing charges when he's medically cleared. Maybe maybe not.
And then the story that takes a cake. A son
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of a former small town mayor claimed that he caught
his mom get it on with his sixteen year old
friend at a late night pool party where the teenagers were drinking.
Miss Steve Roberts, could you never trust those girls? Name Misty.
She's forty three now the former mayor of d Ridder, Louisiana.
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She charged with third degree rate contributing the delinquency of
juveniles she had just gathering at her home and apparently
Robert's son saw his I'm gonna leave that, said slid Moan,
a friend. Prosecutors described one image of Misty Roberts in
bikini standing near the teen who appeared to be smiling
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and looking up for her quote Lewdely. The court also
heard that after the alleged account of the team's mother
texted Misty Roberts to ensure that she was not pregnant.
And then Roberts replied that she was on birth control
and later shared the screenshot of the exchange in a
group chat, suggesting that she would also take a Plan
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B pill. The next day, She's texting this and then
this moron she sent a door dass driver. This doordass
driver testified that he accepted her request from Miss d
C to purchase emergency contraception and leave it at her
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front door, and then it gets worse. A teenage member
of the alleged victim's friend group also testified that the
yeah that they saw her flirting with the teenager. He
told jurors that he later saw Roberts and the boy
getting on through cracking the window after they came downstairs.
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He described yelling in some argument. He also testified that
he was told by the court or told by the
adults not to leave the party. Now Roberts' ex husband
they were married until this broke. A dude named Duncan
Clanton told jurors she confessed to him directly. Oh He
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testified that Roberts admitted that she had sex with the
teenage boy and that their children had caught him in
the act. He also testified that Roberts texted him and said,
I need you to deny this and lie for me.
Of course he was like, hell no, I've.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Already told every kid in the school right.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
And then the best part of the whole story. During
the cross examination, defens attorney Todd Clemens asked whether he
agreed Roberts was a good mom or not. The ex
husband responded, Nope, not at all. Damn damn. Oh, but
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the headline was the best. Here's the full headline, female
mair forty three, my son having hoops with his friend
sixteen at poll party before ordering the emergency contraception via
door dash. Court told like, damn.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
That is shout out to all the DoorDash drivers. You're
the real kings in this story.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, man, real of genius.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I got you, ma'am. Whatever it takes, I got you covered.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
He's tossed on the front port of horror Horn. Oh damn.
Now that's an incriminating funk. Gee, why does MISSI need
this