June 23, 2026 • 11 mins
Police find drugs in a Bag labeled "Definitely no Drugs in Here"
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, yes, you are stupid stories about to buy pornography.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We actually had two people call in to let us
know that John Bobbitt did a couple un cut. He
did uncut, Yes, uncut is the is the most well
known one.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
He had a homeless dude with his wiener. She threw
it out the window in the in the video and
it rolls up on a homeless dude's foot. Hashtag LA
life Not got a lot of change in La. All right,
So the next job AI is coming for you ready. Influencers,
(00:44):
Oh no, oh the tragedy.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
What are we gonna do with robot influence?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh, robot AI influencers. That's okay.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Some influencers just it's too much clivicular or whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So deputies in California deployed a drone inside at home
with a big ass magnetic like well, arm on it,
just with a big magnet on it, like a It's
almost like the ACME company and road runners like what uh?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It was apparently the disarmed suspect with a knife during
a swat situation.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I don't know it worked or not.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
But remember the coyote, you know, would always be like
chasing after the roadrunner with a you know, acme magnet, right,
you know, It's like, I just imagine that goofy looking
drone with that magnet horse you wanted, I'm here for
your knife, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Shoot, well it was smart thinking. Most standard knives are magnetic.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Is that smart thinking? Is that a drone flaying? It's like,
I don't know, you think that's gonna disarmor dude with
a knife?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Are they going to fly the drone into the dude?
I'm just like, wow, it had to be a really
powerful magnet, and wouldn't it pull I don't know all
the other things that are magnetic into it as well.
It doesn't seem like a very good idea. A Kia
Soa exploded in North Carolina because a kid was using
(02:22):
a can of compressed air to clean something while somebody
else in the car lit a cigarette. Oh yeah, so
obviously the flame that lit a cigarette reacted to the
compressed air. It sounds like everybody's gonna be okay, But yeah,
(02:42):
it's the wild scenario where dude's like, who's in the
rolled up windows using compressed air while you know the
kid next to him trying to light a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Not good.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Some tells me they're not using the compressed air for.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Its it's intended purpose.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Correct, of course, they're cleaning keyboards inside the car.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Scoop.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Border Patrol in New York sees more than sixteen hundred
pounds of marijuana labeled as chocolate.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh okay, tasty chocolate.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Two of them sold like four thousand dollars in clothing
from a Chicago Lululemon store.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
They just walked in. It's funny because they don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
They just walk in, take it right out the racks,
shoving their little, big old bags that they have over
their shoulder.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
They just walk out.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And Harby's Work at Oklahoma's been charged with spitting in
the food of a female customer who claims she says
she contracted oral herpes from it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Ooh damn dude.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And Animal Rescue and alaskyar is looking for the home, well,
looking for twenty three parakeets. They're looking to find homes
for I guess the organization received dozens of birds from
a single owner who allowed them to breed uncontrollably. So
all these pair of keets were in one home. But
now now they're looking for homes for twenty three plus
(04:09):
pair of keets. We were gonna have puppies in the day,
but they're too the puppies are too small.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I was like, oh, I'll bring the puppies of you. Awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
A man trying to retrieve his sunglasses from a campsite
vault toilet.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh, I know where this is going.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Had to be rescued when he fell in.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
If anything goes into one of those outhouse things, it's gone.
It's gone.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Really, I'm like, bro, you're sure you're looking for your sunglasses?
That is nasty in Japan. See, I think this is disgusting.
You probably think this is disgusting. They think it's award winning.
There's a fried chicken restaurant that has won some awards.
(04:59):
It's not replace it's cooking oil in sixty six years.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh do they say if they do anything like filter
it or strain it or anything.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I mean they have to write.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I figure after sixty years, you probably wouldn't even be
able to get the chicken in there if you didn't
do something to it.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Award winning scoop, Yeah, no, that's the magic right there.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Sixty six years worth of.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I was gonna say, I'll try it, but the ignorance
is bliss part is the the important part here.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I'm gonna watch you try it and see what happens,
and then outside from there. In France, alcohol has been
temporarily banned for festivals. Do to well do the temperatures
outside one hundred and six degrees. They're in a major
heat wave. There's just a big music festival they banned alcohol.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Celles ooh, I don't know about you.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I don't think that go over very well here. You
ban alcohol sales on one hundred and five degree day,
people gonna lose their You're gonna be pissed.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Uh. Some idiots try to use the asides gun. He
those sports Diry.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Guns, right, you know with the ball on it. He
tried to use that on those tired eyeballs. Oh yeah
yeah he Uh, he had to go in and get
surgery because he he busted his eyes up and not
in a good way. Uh. A man's got viral and TikTok.
(06:31):
He's well, he's a Crumble employee. Crumbles the place where
you get those cookies that are like just I mean
massive and what.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Else they have. They have a cupcakes.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I believe Shake's now is their big thing.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, yeah, that's what about.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, so their big thing now is the dirty soda
is wells what they're call him the dirty sod is well.
I guess this employee of Crumble he actually warned customers
that the dirty sodas have you ready for this? On
average one hundred and fifty grams of sugar in them.
(07:09):
He also wanted them drinking too many of them probably
isn't the best thing for your health.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
He says.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
He's added customers shruging off, saying, Ah, they drink ten
cans of regular soda every day, not a problem.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
But they're yet.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
But they're not replacing those cans with dirty sodas, so
that's even worse.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
He also says some people ask them to add sugar
and extra pumps of syrup. Uh.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Naturally, Crumble does not want their employees.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
To uh to let customers know that on average these
things go about.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
One hundred and fifty grams of sugar. Peace. So the
guy says he's been warned to shut his trap.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
So if you're interested and you go to Crumble, you
can order the Crazy Cousins. It is a thirty two
ounce drink. It has one hundred and eighty six grams
of sugar in Oh god, that is the equivalent of
eating nineteen Krispy Kreme donuts.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Wow, nineteen Chrisney Cream donuts in one drink. What's the
what's it called the crazy cousins? And what's so crazy
about this?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't know. They just say that's the way to
get the most sugar there fyi. The American Heart Association
recommends no more than twenty five to thirty six grams
a day.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh wow, it's got one hundred and eighty something.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
This roughly a week's for.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And lastly, two people from Kentucky, fifty one year old
woman named Tricia Crowley forty eight year old man Damon Bennett,
now facing Fellton charges. At the police found drugs in
their car. But here's how they found them. It's this
traffic stop. Car was parked in an employee spot, so
an officer checked it out. When they looked inside, guess
(09:04):
what they saw. A little bag, big bag, big bag,
bag bag. Yeah, bag said definitely not a bag full
of drugs. And when the cops see a bag, that
says definitely not a bag full of drugs. You think
they go, Okay, well, good, that's not a bag of drugs.
Don't have to worry about that. Nothing to see here,
let's move on. No, definitely was misspelled d E F
(09:29):
f N T E l Y so definitely.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So they went through the really nice atsy shots and
it said full twice.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Uh so, yeah, it was a filled with drugs.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I wonder if that's enough for a probable cause. Like
if they just see a bag in the back that
says definitely not drugs. I mean, all signs point to yes,
there's drug in there, But is that enough probable cause?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I feel like as many times as they've been successful
finding drugs in bags labeled definitely not a bag full
of drugs, that yeah, that gives probable cause at some point,
doesn't Doesn't that come into play if you're one hundred
and fifty for one hundred and fifty, then does it?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Don't you consider that research?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
But if the bag said nothing, bag.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Said nothing, they wouldn't have problem cause.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Okay, and I would understand if the research. I would
understand if the bag said yes, definitely drugs in here, sure,
but definitely not drugs.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I don't know, Oh, that's definitely drugs. That's definitely drugs.
Every cop see's doubly not a bag full of drugs.
I have, definitely drugs. They got drugs, but sir it says,
not a bag full of jo. Yeah, so you know
you got him
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, yes, you are stupid stories about to buy pornography.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We actually had two people call in to let us
know that John Bobbitt did a couple un cut. He
did uncut, Yes, uncut is the is the most well
known one.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
He had a homeless dude with his wiener. She threw
it out the window in the in the video and
it rolls up on a homeless dude's foot. Hashtag LA
life Not got a lot of change in La. All right,
So the next job AI is coming for you ready. Influencers,
(00:44):
Oh no, oh the tragedy.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
What are we gonna do with robot influence?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh, robot AI influencers. That's okay.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Some influencers just it's too much clivicular or whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So deputies in California deployed a drone inside at home
with a big ass magnetic like well, arm on it,
just with a big magnet on it, like a It's
almost like the ACME company and road runners like what uh?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It was apparently the disarmed suspect with a knife during
a swat situation.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I don't know it worked or not.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
But remember the coyote, you know, would always be like
chasing after the roadrunner with a you know, acme magnet, right,
you know, It's like, I just imagine that goofy looking
drone with that magnet horse you wanted, I'm here for
your knife, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Shoot, well it was smart thinking. Most standard knives are magnetic.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Is that smart thinking? Is that a drone flaying? It's like,
I don't know, you think that's gonna disarmor dude with
a knife?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Are they going to fly the drone into the dude?
I'm just like, wow, it had to be a really
powerful magnet, and wouldn't it pull I don't know all
the other things that are magnetic into it as well.
It doesn't seem like a very good idea. A Kia
Soa exploded in North Carolina because a kid was using
(02:22):
a can of compressed air to clean something while somebody
else in the car lit a cigarette. Oh yeah, so
obviously the flame that lit a cigarette reacted to the
compressed air. It sounds like everybody's gonna be okay, But yeah,
(02:42):
it's the wild scenario where dude's like, who's in the
rolled up windows using compressed air while you know the
kid next to him trying to light a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Not good.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Some tells me they're not using the compressed air for.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Its it's intended purpose.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Correct, of course, they're cleaning keyboards inside the car.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Scoop.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Border Patrol in New York sees more than sixteen hundred
pounds of marijuana labeled as chocolate.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh okay, tasty chocolate.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Two of them sold like four thousand dollars in clothing
from a Chicago Lululemon store.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
They just walked in. It's funny because they don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
They just walk in, take it right out the racks,
shoving their little, big old bags that they have over
their shoulder.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
They just walk out.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And Harby's Work at Oklahoma's been charged with spitting in
the food of a female customer who claims she says
she contracted oral herpes from it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Ooh damn dude.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And Animal Rescue and alaskyar is looking for the home, well,
looking for twenty three parakeets. They're looking to find homes
for I guess the organization received dozens of birds from
a single owner who allowed them to breed uncontrollably. So
all these pair of keets were in one home. But
now now they're looking for homes for twenty three plus
(04:09):
pair of keets. We were gonna have puppies in the day,
but they're too the puppies are too small.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I was like, oh, I'll bring the puppies of you. Awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
A man trying to retrieve his sunglasses from a campsite
vault toilet.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh, I know where this is going.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Had to be rescued when he fell in.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
If anything goes into one of those outhouse things, it's gone.
It's gone.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Really, I'm like, bro, you're sure you're looking for your sunglasses?
That is nasty in Japan. See, I think this is disgusting.
You probably think this is disgusting. They think it's award winning.
There's a fried chicken restaurant that has won some awards.
(04:59):
It's not replace it's cooking oil in sixty six years.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh do they say if they do anything like filter
it or strain it or anything.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I mean they have to write.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I figure after sixty years, you probably wouldn't even be
able to get the chicken in there if you didn't
do something to it.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Award winning scoop, Yeah, no, that's the magic right there.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Sixty six years worth of.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I was gonna say, I'll try it, but the ignorance
is bliss part is the the important part here.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I'm gonna watch you try it and see what happens,
and then outside from there. In France, alcohol has been
temporarily banned for festivals. Do to well do the temperatures
outside one hundred and six degrees. They're in a major
heat wave. There's just a big music festival they banned alcohol.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Celles ooh, I don't know about you.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I don't think that go over very well here. You
ban alcohol sales on one hundred and five degree day,
people gonna lose their You're gonna be pissed.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Uh. Some idiots try to use the asides gun. He
those sports Diry.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Guns, right, you know with the ball on it. He
tried to use that on those tired eyeballs. Oh yeah
yeah he Uh, he had to go in and get
surgery because he he busted his eyes up and not
in a good way. Uh. A man's got viral and TikTok.
(06:31):
He's well, he's a Crumble employee. Crumbles the place where
you get those cookies that are like just I mean
massive and what.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Else they have. They have a cupcakes.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I believe Shake's now is their big thing.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, yeah, that's what about.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, so their big thing now is the dirty soda
is wells what they're call him the dirty sod is well.
I guess this employee of Crumble he actually warned customers
that the dirty sodas have you ready for this? On
average one hundred and fifty grams of sugar in them.
(07:09):
He also wanted them drinking too many of them probably
isn't the best thing for your health.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
He says.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
He's added customers shruging off, saying, Ah, they drink ten
cans of regular soda every day, not a problem.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
But they're yet.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
But they're not replacing those cans with dirty sodas, so
that's even worse.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
He also says some people ask them to add sugar
and extra pumps of syrup. Uh.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Naturally, Crumble does not want their employees.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
To uh to let customers know that on average these
things go about.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
One hundred and fifty grams of sugar. Peace. So the
guy says he's been warned to shut his trap.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
So if you're interested and you go to Crumble, you
can order the Crazy Cousins. It is a thirty two
ounce drink. It has one hundred and eighty six grams
of sugar in Oh god, that is the equivalent of
eating nineteen Krispy Kreme donuts.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Wow, nineteen Chrisney Cream donuts in one drink. What's the
what's it called the crazy cousins? And what's so crazy
about this?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't know. They just say that's the way to
get the most sugar there fyi. The American Heart Association
recommends no more than twenty five to thirty six grams
a day.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh wow, it's got one hundred and eighty something.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
This roughly a week's for.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And lastly, two people from Kentucky, fifty one year old
woman named Tricia Crowley forty eight year old man Damon Bennett,
now facing Fellton charges. At the police found drugs in
their car. But here's how they found them. It's this
traffic stop. Car was parked in an employee spot, so
an officer checked it out. When they looked inside, guess
(09:04):
what they saw. A little bag, big bag, big bag,
bag bag. Yeah, bag said definitely not a bag full
of drugs. And when the cops see a bag, that
says definitely not a bag full of drugs. You think
they go, Okay, well, good, that's not a bag of drugs.
Don't have to worry about that. Nothing to see here,
let's move on. No, definitely was misspelled d E F
(09:29):
f N T E l Y so definitely.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So they went through the really nice atsy shots and
it said full twice.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Uh so, yeah, it was a filled with drugs.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I wonder if that's enough for a probable cause. Like
if they just see a bag in the back that
says definitely not drugs. I mean, all signs point to yes,
there's drug in there, But is that enough probable cause?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I feel like as many times as they've been successful
finding drugs in bags labeled definitely not a bag full
of drugs, that yeah, that gives probable cause at some point,
doesn't Doesn't that come into play if you're one hundred
and fifty for one hundred and fifty, then does it?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Don't you consider that research?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
But if the bag said nothing, bag.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Said nothing, they wouldn't have problem cause.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Okay, and I would understand if the research. I would
understand if the bag said yes, definitely drugs in here, sure,
but definitely not drugs.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I don't know, Oh, that's definitely drugs. That's definitely drugs.
Every cop see's doubly not a bag full of drugs.
I have, definitely drugs. They got drugs, but sir it says,
not a bag full of jo. Yeah, so you know
you got him
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