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(00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I andyour show time for stupid stories. Stop
y'all, all stop. Yeah youare stupid stories. Brought you by Deal
and Steel Dealers dot Com. Alrighty, let's get into it. Good news
for snowbirds. According to the USNews and World deport best place to live
(00:20):
in America is Naples, Florida,Oh followed this is weird, followed by
Boise, Idaho in close second,that's some discrepancy. I gotta tell you
what. From one to the that'sall right here. Home owner New Jersey
set their house on fire because theywere lighting the fire in the fireplace and
(00:44):
they used gasoline to start the fire. I feel like insurance shouldn't have to
cover some some so stupid. Yeah, I think using gas in the fireplace
is an automatic like red flag oflike. I think something's up here.
Your insurance is because you're so stupid. How you gonna like a fire in
your fireplace with gasoline? Come on, man and look smarty used diesel?
(01:07):
Aren't we getting out of fireplace season? How cold was that? COOLDO?
We needed like to fire with gasoline? Damn. According to a poll,
number one thing people are stressing outabout finances. M Yeah, there no
joke man, finance, crazy oldmoney. You know what's nutty is they
don't even include groceries and energy what'sgone up the most in all their inflation
(01:34):
talk, you know, and itis ugly and thanks to uh Polish,
our leader up there, our gasprices are gonna go through the roof here.
And well we've already seen it.You already seen it going up.
And there's something that's about scoop,pull that story. What's what's getting to
(01:55):
that Tabor's I saw you pull thattable story out. They're so Tabor big
protection for us as Colorado citizens payingtaxes. So if for years now,
if there was you know, moremoney taken in than what was going out,
we got that tax money refunded tous as we should. But guess
(02:17):
what, oh Polish is just findingall kinds of ways to keep that skated
not giving back to us. Andit's a big old chunk too, So
sucks. I saw that. Itwas like that, dirty mister. But
you know, if you voted forpublish, you voted for this, so
you don't get your money back forgetfour day work weeks. You know,
(02:38):
there's been a push about that lately. In a survey of eight hundred business
owners and or leaders, almost tenpercent says that their company plans to institute
a six day work week for someemployees in twenty twenty five. Oh,
(02:58):
so that they can increase revat newand profitability. Yeah so what so do
you be doing six probably a halfhour shifts? I mean, yeah,
I guess unless they're playing on payingovertime. I mean, says they're gonna
try to increase revenue, increase productivity. I don't know. Maybe McDonald's says
(03:23):
they're retraining some employees after a photowent viral showing the manager using the heat
lamp to keep French fries warm andto dry a mop head. Oh yeah,
that's probably the mop head part,right, I'm guessing this the mop
head part that probably is excluded fromtheir training videos. Yeah, so I
(03:45):
was gonna say, I kind ofexpect them to have some sort of a
warming light on those friesh Yeah,there's there's definitely a French fry light,
but it's the mop light that youreally gotta worry. Yeah. Yeah,
somebody dropped the sandal in the chimpanzeeshabitat at the zoo in China, and
the chimp toss it back at him. Oh what a nice chim. I
know, there you go, buddy. I was about to say sorry that
she was gone, right. Uhright. A firefighter assaulted another firefighter while
(04:12):
a building was burning. Apparently,fire Christian in Detroit were called to a
burning house at two am Saturday morning, and the fire well that wasn't the
only drama. At some point,one of the firefighters on the scene started
assaulting one of the other firefighters.Oh. As they were all the gear
fighting the fire, He's like,you have you, let's go. When
they just put down the hoses,started beating on each other. It was
(04:34):
so bad that the chief on thescene he had to call police for up
nine to one. What's your emergency. Well, we're fighting a fire,
but the fight broke out while we'refighting the fire. What uh Yeah,
they arrived hauled the problem firefighters away. I guess. Oh both of them
(04:54):
were problems. Yeah yeah, sounclear what the deal was, but it
sounds like, don't know, itsounds like you may escape charges. The
police chief says they're still looking intoit, but the firefighter has been released.
I'm guessing one guy kept spraying theother guy. You think it was
over getting wet? Hey man stuffspraying fires over there, Sir Bright,
(05:15):
did you just give me wet?Did you just spray me with that hose?
France has just released scratching sniff stamps. They smell like a French baquette.
Oh, I guess the incas microcapsulesin it to provide provide the set.
Okay, this isn't really a sinto it. Beget Oh French bread
(05:39):
I means, oh absolutely, Imean there are bread anyway. This stamp
also has an image of a baguetthat sounds delicious, decorated with red,
white and a blue ribbon celebrating SaintHonor or something the patriot of Saint bakers
and pastry chefs. I guess that'sa big symbol national pride in France.
A piece of bread. So that'sjust France doing France, I guess.
(06:02):
So some people got a little crazywith the customization of well ordering. I
guess that this is kind of weird. But a guy named Greg went viral
placing a strange order to McDonald's onSaturday. So he ordered triple cheeseburger,
but he had everything removed, everything, everything, everything removed, So no
(06:26):
ketchup, no muster, no pickle, no onneyons, no cheese, no
bun, no meat, nothing.What do you think happened? I got
two theories. A they sent himhome with an empty bag or B they
sent him home with an empty bagwith just a box in it. The
driver because he ordered it through youknow, Uber eats. The driver gets
(06:46):
through a restaurant textaed Greg said,cheeseburger with everything removed, including the bun,
the meat. So you're gonna getempty box and cool with that?
Greg said, perfect, thank you. Oh and then believe or not,
they got the order wrong. Theyscrewed up that order. Yeah. How
when Craig opened the box, whichwas sealed for freshness, nothing was supposed
(07:08):
to be in it, but insteadthere was a deluxe mccrispy in it.
He said, I ordered a triplecheeseburger. Now mccrispy. Anyway. Greg
paid twenty dollars for his nothing burger. Okay, triple cheeseburger's five dollars and
thirty nine cents with everything removed.There's a three dollar service fee, forty
two cents in tax. He tippedthe driver eleven dollars. Wow, he
(07:31):
gave McDonald's a two star review becausehe got his order wrong. I mean,
how did they earn the two?It should be a zero or one
if that's not an option. Imean, that's just kind of weird.
I mean, it seems like along way to go for that, you
know, right, I mean hewas just trying to get an empty box,
(07:56):
maybe one that didn't have stains init first, some particular reason.
I don't know. It just seemsweird, all right. There's a wonderful
new feature coming to Windows which recordseverything you do on your computer and then
it feeds it to AI. It'scalled Recall and it works in tandem with
Microsoft's AI Copilot. So they're hypingthis as a way to retrace your steps,
(08:20):
allowing you to quickly flip through allthe stuff you've been doing on your
computer online, through messages, insideapps, even within video conferencing. It's
basically like browser history on steroids.Not to mention, everything is being analyzed
by AI. So yeah, manypeople in hearing this are thinking about privacy
(08:43):
security concerns, as you should be, because what could possibly go wrong with
AI? I don't know, justhaving all that data, analyzing all that
data seems like a privacy failure already. I don't know. It does offer
a citizen, corporations, advertisers,government agencies, it offers. It offers
(09:07):
incentives to corporations, advertisers, orgovernment agencies to use it. A Microsoft
insists that it's the future and they'vethought all of that through. They say
that data is encrypted on your harddrive and Copilot works locally on your computer,
so nothing that's being sent away,it's just all accessible there on your
(09:30):
hard drive. Does that not screamlike privacy concerns? Imagine all that data.
They're going to take everything, everykey stroke you put on your computer,
which will mean they'll have all yourpasswords everything, right, They're gonna
take all of that data and thenhave AI analyze it. And they say
(09:52):
this is a good thing. Thatseems awful, does it not? I
mean, I guess it's one ofthose that you could just type into like
the little search bar and be like, hey, I can't find my file
about this that I was working onlast night, and they'll be like,
oh, yeah, that's because wesaved it in this weird spot. But
(10:13):
for the most part, yeah,that does seem like a little, uh,
it's problem waiting to happen. It'sanalyzing recording and then studying every keystroke.
That's a problem because it does saythat it keeps it locally on your
machine. But yeah, they saythat, but that's also and also in
the cloud. Yeah, so butI say that, and I'm like,
(10:37):
this computer couldn't handle that. Thiscan hardly handle just at the same time,
Uh, that's a no bueno man. That's I'm guessing they're gonna have
to do something cute, like havean avatar with it, like our good
old friend Clippy the paper clip.Sure, Oh, it looks like you're
looking for a file. Can Ihelp you find it? Yeah, as
(11:00):
soon as you put some innocent,little, you know, character with it's
it's totally innocent paper clip with googlyeyes looking so cute. It's not doing
anything. The various pair of theesand Miami Beach made off with two million
dollars in herme's handbags. Oh wow, whoa they retail for tens of thousands
(11:22):
of dollars apiece. Yeah. Jesusreleased surveillance video from the Miami day Sharf's
office caught the crooks crashing a shot. Basically, they just brought full sized
trash bins with them. They bustedthrough the front window. They stuffed those
(11:43):
bins with every single one of theHermei's handbags. They could see those persons
sell for tens of thousand dollars.Please say the criminals took nearly two million
dollars for the handbags in less thana minute. Wow, they're still searching
for the people involved with it,the accomplices and the stolen bags. That's
(12:07):
insane. Two million dollars in undera minute and just a couple of trash
cans full. It looks like,yeah, what's insane? That's crazy,
all right, Last, but notleast, deputies in Florida, let's cover
more than just closing the dryer.After finding a wonder suspect in the tumble
Ready hideout, they said the warrant. Last week's siff deputies were looking for
(12:31):
a thirty one year old guy namedDavid Jerome Jackson. He was wanted for
a March shooting into a home oncharges of aggravated assault with the deadly weapon,
damaged property, possession of a firearmby convicted felon. Deputies received the
tip that Jackson was at a homeand started their search After getting a warrant.
They made their way through the entirehouse and finally in the launder room.
(12:54):
After looking extensively, Jackson was discoveredin a quote remarkably small drum to
look on his face a combination ofguilt, embarrassment, and war mosary the
city. He was pulled from thedryer one limb at a time as he
clung to his tumble ready eyed outoutside the dryer, deputies removed three dryer
(13:16):
sheets, two mismatched socks, anda crowoduct tissue from his surprisingly wrinkled Star
Wars T shirt. That's what theFacebook post in his mugshot said.
One O seven nine KBP I andyour show time for stupid stories. Stop
y'all, all stop. Yeah youare stupid stories. Brought you by Deal
and Steel Dealers dot Com. Alrighty, let's get into it. Good news
for snowbirds. According to the USNews and World deport best place to live
(00:20):
in America is Naples, Florida,Oh followed this is weird, followed by
Boise, Idaho in close second,that's some discrepancy. I gotta tell you
what. From one to the that'sall right here. Home owner New Jersey
set their house on fire because theywere lighting the fire in the fireplace and
(00:44):
they used gasoline to start the fire. I feel like insurance shouldn't have to
cover some some so stupid. Yeah, I think using gas in the fireplace
is an automatic like red flag oflike. I think something's up here.
Your insurance is because you're so stupid. How you gonna like a fire in
your fireplace with gasoline? Come on, man and look smarty used diesel?
(01:07):
Aren't we getting out of fireplace season? How cold was that? COOLDO?
We needed like to fire with gasoline? Damn. According to a poll,
number one thing people are stressing outabout finances. M Yeah, there no
joke man, finance, crazy oldmoney. You know what's nutty is they
don't even include groceries and energy what'sgone up the most in all their inflation
(01:34):
talk, you know, and itis ugly and thanks to uh Polish,
our leader up there, our gasprices are gonna go through the roof here.
And well we've already seen it.You already seen it going up.
And there's something that's about scoop,pull that story. What's what's getting to
(01:55):
that Tabor's I saw you pull thattable story out. They're so Tabor big
protection for us as Colorado citizens payingtaxes. So if for years now,
if there was you know, moremoney taken in than what was going out,
we got that tax money refunded tous as we should. But guess
(02:17):
what, oh Polish is just findingall kinds of ways to keep that skated
not giving back to us. Andit's a big old chunk too, So
sucks. I saw that. Itwas like that, dirty mister. But
you know, if you voted forpublish, you voted for this, so
you don't get your money back forgetfour day work weeks. You know,
(02:38):
there's been a push about that lately. In a survey of eight hundred business
owners and or leaders, almost tenpercent says that their company plans to institute
a six day work week for someemployees in twenty twenty five. Oh,
(02:58):
so that they can increase revat newand profitability. Yeah so what so do
you be doing six probably a halfhour shifts? I mean, yeah,
I guess unless they're playing on payingovertime. I mean, says they're gonna
try to increase revenue, increase productivity. I don't know. Maybe McDonald's says
(03:23):
they're retraining some employees after a photowent viral showing the manager using the heat
lamp to keep French fries warm andto dry a mop head. Oh yeah,
that's probably the mop head part,right, I'm guessing this the mop
head part that probably is excluded fromtheir training videos. Yeah, so I
(03:45):
was gonna say, I kind ofexpect them to have some sort of a
warming light on those friesh Yeah,there's there's definitely a French fry light,
but it's the mop light that youreally gotta worry. Yeah. Yeah,
somebody dropped the sandal in the chimpanzeeshabitat at the zoo in China, and
the chimp toss it back at him. Oh what a nice chim. I
know, there you go, buddy. I was about to say sorry that
she was gone, right. Uhright. A firefighter assaulted another firefighter while
(04:12):
a building was burning. Apparently,fire Christian in Detroit were called to a
burning house at two am Saturday morning, and the fire well that wasn't the
only drama. At some point,one of the firefighters on the scene started
assaulting one of the other firefighters.Oh. As they were all the gear
fighting the fire, He's like,you have you, let's go. When
they just put down the hoses,started beating on each other. It was
(04:34):
so bad that the chief on thescene he had to call police for up
nine to one. What's your emergency. Well, we're fighting a fire,
but the fight broke out while we'refighting the fire. What uh Yeah,
they arrived hauled the problem firefighters away. I guess. Oh both of them
(04:54):
were problems. Yeah yeah, sounclear what the deal was, but it
sounds like, don't know, itsounds like you may escape charges. The
police chief says they're still looking intoit, but the firefighter has been released.
I'm guessing one guy kept spraying theother guy. You think it was
over getting wet? Hey man stuffspraying fires over there, Sir Bright,
(05:15):
did you just give me wet?Did you just spray me with that hose?
France has just released scratching sniff stamps. They smell like a French baquette.
Oh, I guess the incas microcapsulesin it to provide provide the set.
Okay, this isn't really a sinto it. Beget Oh French bread
(05:39):
I means, oh absolutely, Imean there are bread anyway. This stamp
also has an image of a baguetthat sounds delicious, decorated with red,
white and a blue ribbon celebrating SaintHonor or something the patriot of Saint bakers
and pastry chefs. I guess that'sa big symbol national pride in France.
A piece of bread. So that'sjust France doing France, I guess.
(06:02):
So some people got a little crazywith the customization of well ordering. I
guess that this is kind of weird. But a guy named Greg went viral
placing a strange order to McDonald's onSaturday. So he ordered triple cheeseburger,
but he had everything removed, everything, everything, everything removed, So no
(06:26):
ketchup, no muster, no pickle, no onneyons, no cheese, no
bun, no meat, nothing.What do you think happened? I got
two theories. A they sent himhome with an empty bag or B they
sent him home with an empty bagwith just a box in it. The
driver because he ordered it through youknow, Uber eats. The driver gets
(06:46):
through a restaurant textaed Greg said,cheeseburger with everything removed, including the bun,
the meat. So you're gonna getempty box and cool with that?
Greg said, perfect, thank you. Oh and then believe or not,
they got the order wrong. Theyscrewed up that order. Yeah. How
when Craig opened the box, whichwas sealed for freshness, nothing was supposed
(07:08):
to be in it, but insteadthere was a deluxe mccrispy in it.
He said, I ordered a triplecheeseburger. Now mccrispy. Anyway. Greg
paid twenty dollars for his nothing burger. Okay, triple cheeseburger's five dollars and
thirty nine cents with everything removed.There's a three dollar service fee, forty
two cents in tax. He tippedthe driver eleven dollars. Wow, he
(07:31):
gave McDonald's a two star review becausehe got his order wrong. I mean,
how did they earn the two?It should be a zero or one
if that's not an option. Imean, that's just kind of weird.
I mean, it seems like along way to go for that, you
know, right, I mean hewas just trying to get an empty box,
(07:56):
maybe one that didn't have stains init first, some particular reason.
I don't know. It just seemsweird, all right. There's a wonderful
new feature coming to Windows which recordseverything you do on your computer and then
it feeds it to AI. It'scalled Recall and it works in tandem with
Microsoft's AI Copilot. So they're hypingthis as a way to retrace your steps,
(08:20):
allowing you to quickly flip through allthe stuff you've been doing on your
computer online, through messages, insideapps, even within video conferencing. It's
basically like browser history on steroids.Not to mention, everything is being analyzed
by AI. So yeah, manypeople in hearing this are thinking about privacy
(08:43):
security concerns, as you should be, because what could possibly go wrong with
AI? I don't know, justhaving all that data, analyzing all that
data seems like a privacy failure already. I don't know. It does offer
a citizen, corporations, advertisers,government agencies, it offers. It offers
(09:07):
incentives to corporations, advertisers, orgovernment agencies to use it. A Microsoft
insists that it's the future and they'vethought all of that through. They say
that data is encrypted on your harddrive and Copilot works locally on your computer,
so nothing that's being sent away,it's just all accessible there on your
(09:30):
hard drive. Does that not screamlike privacy concerns? Imagine all that data.
They're going to take everything, everykey stroke you put on your computer,
which will mean they'll have all yourpasswords everything, right, They're gonna
take all of that data and thenhave AI analyze it. And they say
(09:52):
this is a good thing. Thatseems awful, does it not? I
mean, I guess it's one ofthose that you could just type into like
the little search bar and be like, hey, I can't find my file
about this that I was working onlast night, and they'll be like,
oh, yeah, that's because wesaved it in this weird spot. But
(10:13):
for the most part, yeah,that does seem like a little, uh,
it's problem waiting to happen. It'sanalyzing recording and then studying every keystroke.
That's a problem because it does saythat it keeps it locally on your
machine. But yeah, they saythat, but that's also and also in
the cloud. Yeah, so butI say that, and I'm like,
(10:37):
this computer couldn't handle that. Thiscan hardly handle just at the same time,
Uh, that's a no bueno man. That's I'm guessing they're gonna have
to do something cute, like havean avatar with it, like our good
old friend Clippy the paper clip.Sure, Oh, it looks like you're
looking for a file. Can Ihelp you find it? Yeah, as
(11:00):
soon as you put some innocent,little, you know, character with it's
it's totally innocent paper clip with googlyeyes looking so cute. It's not doing
anything. The various pair of theesand Miami Beach made off with two million
dollars in herme's handbags. Oh wow, whoa they retail for tens of thousands
(11:22):
of dollars apiece. Yeah. Jesusreleased surveillance video from the Miami day Sharf's
office caught the crooks crashing a shot. Basically, they just brought full sized
trash bins with them. They bustedthrough the front window. They stuffed those
(11:43):
bins with every single one of theHermei's handbags. They could see those persons
sell for tens of thousand dollars.Please say the criminals took nearly two million
dollars for the handbags in less thana minute. Wow, they're still searching
for the people involved with it,the accomplices and the stolen bags. That's
(12:07):
insane. Two million dollars in undera minute and just a couple of trash
cans full. It looks like,yeah, what's insane? That's crazy,
all right, Last, but notleast, deputies in Florida, let's cover
more than just closing the dryer.After finding a wonder suspect in the tumble
Ready hideout, they said the warrant. Last week's siff deputies were looking for
(12:31):
a thirty one year old guy namedDavid Jerome Jackson. He was wanted for
a March shooting into a home oncharges of aggravated assault with the deadly weapon,
damaged property, possession of a firearmby convicted felon. Deputies received the
tip that Jackson was at a homeand started their search After getting a warrant.
They made their way through the entirehouse and finally in the launder room.
(12:54):
After looking extensively, Jackson was discoveredin a quote remarkably small drum to
look on his face a combination ofguilt, embarrassment, and war mosary the
city. He was pulled from thedryer one limb at a time as he
clung to his tumble ready eyed outoutside the dryer, deputies removed three dryer
(13:16):
sheets, two mismatched socks, anda crowoduct tissue from his surprisingly wrinkled Star
Wars T shirt. That's what theFacebook post in his mugshot said.
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