Police Officer pulls a gun on Co-Worker who was Heating up Fish in the Microwave

Police Officer pulls a gun on Co-Worker who was Heating up Fish in the Microwave

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stalt that, Yeah all stop that.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah you are stub stories. Bout you buy Holy Moly
Golf Club. That would be the little Putt Putt place
where the old Spaghetti Factor used to be. Yes, they
just released the Giant Burger, a five pound dish featuring
three pounds of ground beef, twelve slices of American cheese, butter,
a lotus pickles, rama tomatoes, and red onions. It is ninety dollars.
It's meant to be shared. And when they bring it out,

(00:31):
they're gonna give you a drum roll entrance when it
comes out.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
A drum roll entrance. Yes, wow, fancy.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
And if you can eat it all by yourself, you
still have to pay for it. That's not part of
the deal.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Ninety bucks. You can eat it all by yourself. You
should probably see a doctor about your tapeworm, but definitely
give him a first name. Like when we were mutton
busting the other day, and I'm sure if I told
you guys, you ton of name her sheep. Oh really,
she named the oreo.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
She's like, oh, look at Oreo Dad, And I was like,
where's Oreo, who's got Oreos? That's your favorite cookie. She's like, no,
that's my sheep. And I'm like, oh, oh okay, Oreo
looks so dirty, but she rode that sugar until he
fell over. All right, stupid stories. Let's start out with

(01:22):
the business insider scoop scoop. Okay, they got a list
of the highest paying jobs in every state. Oh, but
here's the problem. All of the jobs, regardless of the state,
they all fall within six things. Oh okay, So all
the highest paying jobs, regardless of geographical location, doesn't matter

(01:43):
if it's Arizona or you know, Maine, they all fell
under these sick things. Chief executives, healthcare jobs, lawyers, managers,
pilot and flight engineers, and software developers. So they go

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across the board those six categories highest paying jobs in
every state. Okay, just in case you're curious, why is
Carnival Cruz cracking down on bikini wearing. Well, because apparently
there's some South Pacific destination that's that's not big on
the bikinis, and out of respect for tribal locals, they're

(02:26):
asking people not to wear such revealing bikinis anymore. What's
happening is you jacking up the local dudes. The local
dudes are like, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I gotta get me a tourist girl.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, look at the back side of that beauty for
people visiting the Lafoa Islands. I guess this is an
island near New Caledonia. I guess bikinis just show a
little too much for the men in that particular area.
They just spontaneously can bust. That's why they named them

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bikini though, because it was the atomic bomb, the island
where they tested the atomic bomb, and yeah, he wanted
to explode like a bomb. In Venezuela, debt collectors are
dressing up as the Devil to scare people in their
homes at night. How funny is this. They're scaring people

(03:23):
about dressing up as the devil to try to trigger
them into paying the money that they owe.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
The devil shows up, Oh, I'm you gonna come back
if you don't pay your bills.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Your credit scores a five one. Pay your bills, bitch,
I'm out poofing what I'd be like? Wait, what there's
a debt collector works for Chase Banking. That's pretty funny.
An investigation is underwaiscoop more than ten thousand bottles of

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bourbon were stolen from a Philadelphia warehouse in broad daylight.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Sounds like a party's ready to happen.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
A lot of bourbon missing. I didn't think it'd be
bourbon unless it was in Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Is that one of the rules?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, I thought that was a rule. It's noble oak
bourbon worth about damn five hundred thousand dollars. I thought
i'd be made in Kentucky. Tho would be bourbon. Here
a British woman found a very unusual way to keep
her late pet dog really close to her. She Uh, well,

(04:32):
she's having his ashes mixed with a semi permanent eyeliner
that she uses. Uh, y'all gotta stop, man, you got
you got chilled a dog's ashes in your eyeliner. That
seems horrible. What happened when she cries? He smelled like

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wet dog. Oh no, oh man, that's so sad. All right,
what'd you find out?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
To make bourbon? And you must follow these rules. The
spirit must be produced in the United States. The green
used in the mash must be at least fifty one
percent corn. The spirit must be aged in new charred
oak barrels. The spirit coming out of the still is
a maximum of eighty percent alcohol. There's a few other rules,
but that's the main ones.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I thought it was some dude Kentucky. What percent of
bourbon is made in Kentucky?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Probably big.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Meanwhile, glowing shopping cart located in a home in Kansas
City is taking ridd by storm. Apparently it's a holiday
decoration that is up in November celebrating Black Friday. But
I don't know why not. So the Financial Times reports
that open ai is ready to move on from Chat
gpt because they feel chat is dead. Really apparently it's

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just a matter of weeks it's going to transform into
ready for this super app.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Super app.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's like an app with a cape on it. Super
app described as a gateway for agents and coding tools
to generate more revenue.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
M okay, so I was using Chat GPT. I've switched
over to Claude, which I find to be a much
more superior product. Right now, I wonder if this is
the response to that of like everybody realizes that Chat
gpt isn't keeping up, So we got it.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
You know, it's funny. My brother start fresh he uh
he chose Claude as well over Open AI and just
was a really big fan of how that worked, and
I growed it's pretty good too. Whatever that one is. Uh,
this is pretty funny. Bodycam videos shows a Louisiana man
being attacked by an alligator I after jumping into the swamp.

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The Flea Law Enforcement OH. Louisiana State Patrol said forty
old cat named Victor Rives was driving recklessly the Toyota Supra.
Oh that's cool off. Interstate ten INVESTIGATA said they pulled
him over. He struck a concrete barrier, causing a tired blowout.
While speaking with the rivers, troopers observed signs of impairment.

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Rivers apparently he jumped from the elevated portion of Interstate
three ten. It was like a bridge, you know, because
it's going through a swamp. His dumb, dumb just jumped
in the swamp. Oh and guess what was waiting on
him when he did. Oh yeah, man, they say he
could be a He's shone at the edge of the

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swamp with an alligator that trailed behind him. As he
was swimming through the swamp trying to get to the edge.
The alligator attacked him. He suffered injuries in both arms
and his torso he was taking a local hospital for treatment,
and then he was booked on charges of duy. Like

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if you gonna jump off a bridge into the water,
you damn well make sure there's no alligators. And if
you imagine just jumped in, you'll never catch me.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Now, sometimes you just got to realize when you've been caught.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Right, that moment was like, I'm just gonna jump off
this bridge. They'll never follow me. What's the worst thing
that could happen? An alligator attacked me? I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I loved that.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
It took him no more to jumping in and he
was trying to swim through the bank and an alligator
who was following him in the flashlights of the cop
They're like, oh, he's got bigger problems now, damn all right,
a ukulele, you know what a ukulele is? Like, honey,
I shrunk the guitar.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
It's like you're on vacation in Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
It is like the little thing you know, it's cute, right,
It's what you get your kids to play when they're
learning how to you know. Place in Northern California investigating
bizarre road rage incident happened last week where one person
ended up hitting the other person in the head with
a ukulele. You know, but that still hurts. Yeah, yeah,
like you're getting hit in the head with a tambourine.

(09:04):
What would be the best thing to get hit in
the head with.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Are we talking musical instruments?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
H huh?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Our recorder? Recorder's pretty light?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
A bass drum, I mean I better flute wouldhurt. Yeah,
you could get some speed on that.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
What's metal going on with that? Sharp edges? Hmm.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
There's not many details on what prompted this altercation or
if the people involved knew each other beforehand. I'm curious
if the ukulele was damaged. Here's what they know. The
victim was driving he noticed another driver following closely behind
him and honking. Both drivers pulled over. Oh yeah, you know,
it's time to throw down. When the bow drivers pulled over,

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they got out and they traded blows. All right, your
turn anyway. Apparently one of the guys went back to
his car. That's when you think they're gonna pull out
a gun. This dude pulled out a ukulele and whax.
The other dude in the had with it. Boat drivers
left the scene. It's unclear who reported the incident. Police
said the case is being investigated as an assault with

(10:09):
a deadly weapon.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
I'm just thinking about back in the old wrestling days
when the honky tonk man would come out and smash
a guitar over somebody's head, right, Not the same effect
with a ukulele.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
No, I'd be upset that he hit me in the
head of a ukulele. Bitch, you just hit me with
a ukulele. Come on, man, It's funny that neither of
the dudes reported it, you know, right, somebody else reported
they saw it. The dudes like, I'm not reporting that.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
We handled it ourselves.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, we took care of it. Meanwhile, I got home, honey,
I needed another ukulele, all right. And lastly, former South
Carolina police officer was arrested. He was former Seuth Carolina
police officer because they fired him because he pointed a
gun at a coworker in the department's break room. This

(11:00):
happened on May thirtieth. Man was warming up fish in
the microwave, causing a severe odor in the office. Uh
the bias. This is the former deputy Drew and pointed
his department issued a handgun at the patrolman who was

(11:21):
heating up said fish. Uh. They said they immediately placed
him on leave following the incident, and that's when the
investigation started. They said the incident does not reflect the
values demonstrated by the man and women of the Myrtle
Beach Police Department. Uh. But who in their right mind

(11:44):
is gonna heat up fish in the microwave? Like, I'm sorry,
man at a police station. You to me you were
expected to get a gun drawn on you, right? Like
that's almost not dare you too?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
The wrong person got suspended in this hell?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yes, they should have fired the dude eating up the fish, Like, look,
fish stick, your day's are numbered. Get out of here.
You're don't to suspend the leave for a week? Yeah,
know better than that. I mean, he kind of deserved it,
did he Not.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
He didn't deserve to get shot, but he definitely deserved
to have the gun pulled on him.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah. Yeah, and be you know, held to the warnings.
Stand He's like, you know, look, bro, you heating up
fish in this place, you gonna you're gonna get killed.
And it's not gonna be one gun shot. This gouna
be all of them. Yeah, I mean he kind of
brought it on himself actually,