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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One oh seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
S Yeah, all stop that, Yes you are stupid stories
brought to you by.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
The Colorado Lottery. We had a winner last night. Yes,
somebody hit the big one for mega millions. I believe
I saw that it was in Florida, So that has
been reset to fifty million dollars. But Powerball Powerball is
still up at six hundred and sixty three million.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
How much they win?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Uh, last time I looked, it was eight hundred million dollars.
It might have been adjusted right around the drawing time.
But that's the ballpark that they are they're making.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's f you money.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's crazy tonight? Is that drawing for the power Ball
for six sixty.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Three How much is cast in that one? Isn't it
crazy that six hundred and sixty three million dollars only
that you two hundred and nine cashpay out? That's something
you said? All right, let's get into a city of
Michigan as residents to refrain from flushing toilets and running
water after lighting struck the water treatment plant. Oh no,
(01:10):
I was gonna tell you if they ask us not
the flush of the toilets what's the first thing everybody's
gonna do.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Go give it a flush, A flush of toilets.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
When have you all ever been kind to us?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
They do say, if you're expecting an emergency, you should
flush your toilet though, because you have one in the bowl,
and then there's extra water in the tank if you
if you happen to need it.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I mean, at this point, might might just buy a
little chungue of property. Charge people that twenty persons to
drop a deuce, you know, dollar two square of toilet paper. Uh,
four dollars of baby wipe. Uh, all right, we know
what a recovery slide is.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Recovery slide.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, September Nike, he's gonna drop the limited run of
recovery slides which heat up massage feet when you walk
on them. Yeah, it's old.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Why is this a limited edition?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Seems like something that everybody would want.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Probably see how they do it first.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh, like test.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
A TSA officer discovered not one, not two, but five
stolen cannonballs from Fort Morgan, a historically significant sight from
the Civil War. They discovered us in a passenger's bag
after triggering an alarm at a security checkpoint, and they're
good sized like cannonballs. They're legit like cannonballs. Like, how
(02:34):
are you gonna put that in a in a carry on?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Seems like that would get you real close to your
weight limit.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, it's like, wait a minute, who's who's his bag
belonged to? Sir? Are you carring cannonballs?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Is there a weight limit for carry ons? I don't
think so, just the checked ones.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, you have a hard time getting that of the
overhead lifting. Let's see. This is troubling, and it's becoming
more and more common. Apparently Popeye's is now on this
as well. Popeye self service Kiosk prompted customers for tips.
(03:20):
Oh no, dude, seriously.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Like, I'm totally embracing the whole replacing the labor force
with robots, but I ain't tipping you.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, they say it's for cooks in the back, but
the cooks in the back you got to be get
enough money to Like, sorry, man, you're not doing anything
extra what you used to be. This should be covered
by your paycheck.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't know. They're gonna be robots soon enough too.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's not our job to pay you guys, it's your
company's job to pay you. I don't know, man, it
seems weird. MySpace may be poised for a comeback. Really again,
did they try this already a couple times?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, Do we need another social media thing? I don't
think so.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
We had it good with MySpace, we got rid of it.
Did let us choose our own colors? We could have
songs on there?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah? We had what ruined it? What ruined it? Short
form video?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, we all wanted the shiny new penny over at Facebook.
Damn it.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Gen Zers are embracing sober curious lifestyles. Man boring.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I know they were working on opening a sober bar
down town, but I haven't heard from them lately. I
wonder how that's working out.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I mean, I don't know a sober bar.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, where they encouraged. I think it was a lot
of like juices and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's terrible. Yeah, it's like it's like a north Face condoms.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's definitely an uphill battle, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Nothing to get through this In Idaho, man sacrifice his
own eyebrows to become against world record holder for the
most consecutive flaming torch juggling catches on a unicycle. That's
some skill, man, that's impressive. At seven point went back
two Today, earthquake hit Depans southern Kiyoshi Island. Dozens were
injured but still missing.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Caused a huge explosion at the mall that they caught
on video. That was, I mean, as far as explosions go,
pretty impressive.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Was it a you said, a mall? Yeah, just a
regular mall.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It was like a regular mall. I don't know what happened,
but a huge could be could be well.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Twenty nine year old Manna Florida named Donnie Williams. He
got pulled over last Thursday. Donnie tried to run.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh Donnie Man.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
He's like, I'm out of here, bitches. I'm heading to
the woods to run. You can't catch me, although the
police k nine nit they can catch him.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah. The dogs will get you almost every time.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You ever outrun of dogs.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Not a police dog, No, yeah, a rag a dog
like I could probably outrun. Uh, there's a girl that
walks one of those like Wiener dogs. I feel like
I could probably outrun that thing.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You think you could outrun a Wiener dog.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It's a it's a chunky little thing that drags its belt.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
How these parameters keep getting in Skew's favorite you understand.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Like Yoda, I could never outrun Yoda, right a chance.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Well, this guy runs out through the woods. K nine
tracked him down. He was hiding at what they call
thick brush. But here's what's well kind of what the
day giveaway didn't even need. Really the K nine unit.
The dude was on his phone, oh with his girlfriend.
And it's funny because the body cam footage for the cops.
They're resting him, and you can hear Donnie shouting over
(07:03):
and over into the phone, I love you, baby, I
love you, baby, I love you. He's just he knows
he's gonna be put back in prison. I guess he's
done a couple of cents before totally eight years. Please say.
He had a backpack loaded with all kind said. He
had a handgun in there. He had methan there, seventeen
grams of fenanyl, a bunch of crack cocaine. He knew
(07:26):
he was going back to jail for a long time.
But he's like, I love you baby.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
He knew he only had one phone call, so he
had to get this one out of the way before
he went in. Like I gotta call my lawyer when
I get in there. But baby, I love you, and.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I love you, Baby, I love you. Don't cheat on me,
don't forget about me. Yeah, he's going to jail for
a long time, all right, and look some he may
be well, he may find in jail Wiener Cakes.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Wiener Cakes.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yes, dude, not what you're thinking. God, it's it's part
of Washington Miners celebrating the nineth anniversary of the wienermer
Bill with Wiener Cakes. It's a bunch of hot dogs
arranged around two tier cake long ketchup mustard confetti. There's
also a Wienermobil cake topper. They're making these available for
a limited time this weekend. It looks like you can
(08:16):
buy a Wier cake that select Milk bart locations and
all kinds of cities starting Friday while supplies last side
of fact winning Rebill created Chicago nineteen thirty six the
Live American Spirits during the Great Depression. There's now six
of them in total, travel across country at all times,
shelling out Wiener cakes.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I don't think we have one of those. No. I
think Chicago and LA are getting the Wiener Cake.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
In New York. I saw it was too and one
of the place some of the big sea up north.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
That's what that's what you'd be looking forwar right there,
that's the that's a wier cake.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yep. There it is a Delian Wiener cake. All right.
New York Post that an article about how New York
and New Jersey are being terrorized by reprodents. They've been
attacking swimmers, been attacking fishermen. Multiple victims have been bitten.
(09:16):
Wildlife experts really pointing the fingers as some rabbit beavers.
There's been forty confirmed rabbit beavers reported from two thousand
and two twenty twenty one. That's not many beavers are
typically major carrier of rabies. This is like what we
(09:36):
found out, Like beavers seems so cute, making a little dams,
playing in the water and whatnot. Would pet them, right,
like Kuala bears. What are Quali bears that had like
I think, yeah, something you just do not want. You're like, oh, oh,
I'm not petting that.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
But there was another animal that came out that had
leprosy too.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, right, that's what I thought, Oh, armadillo's. Armadillo's had
they just they carry around some form of crazy aggressive leprosy,
and I was like, oh, nope, I feel like you
should see more videos of people bowling armadillos or playing
with them or something. Yeah whatever, what look enjoy the
(10:19):
roundness of this cute little mammal. However, Yeah, well, as
soon as I found out leprosy was a thing, Nope, yeah,
not gonna be entertaining those things anyway. A beaver's teeth
are powerful enough to through trees, and they can swim
twice as fast as most humans. They're not usually aggressive,
(10:44):
unless they say they're well so much threatening their babies
that they get.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Really aggressive change their mindset.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah. Yeah, if you do see one chasing people around
like a zombie, that's a good sign that's sick. Probably
want to stay away from that thing. Rabbit beavers. You
imagine being to take it out by a rabbit beaver man,
You couldn't live that one down. That's like final destination style.
That's like the dude to hit the porter potty. Yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
There is a great viral video going around of some
guys that are getting attacked by a beaver, and I
believe one of them either kicks it or picks it
up and chucks it in the middle of the lake.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It's hilarious, and there's other dudes yelling like little girls.
Oh oh that's hilarious. Uh, put that beam up and
chug it. Let's see it.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, I think this is where they grab
it and just sort of go.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
These guys like the hell have you? The guy? Oh
it fell down and he was still coming after him.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
So there's a kick.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, I didn't fool.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Have you.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Beaver. Beaver did like it. What was it, the uh,
the roddy dangerfield move?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh, the triple INDI.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, he's like a triple Indy right there
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Back
One oh seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
S Yeah, all stop that, Yes you are stupid stories
brought to you by.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
The Colorado Lottery. We had a winner last night. Yes,
somebody hit the big one for mega millions. I believe
I saw that it was in Florida, So that has
been reset to fifty million dollars. But Powerball Powerball is
still up at six hundred and sixty three million.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
How much they win?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Uh, last time I looked, it was eight hundred million dollars.
It might have been adjusted right around the drawing time.
But that's the ballpark that they are they're making.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's f you money.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's crazy tonight? Is that drawing for the power Ball
for six sixty.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Three How much is cast in that one? Isn't it
crazy that six hundred and sixty three million dollars only
that you two hundred and nine cashpay out? That's something
you said? All right, let's get into a city of
Michigan as residents to refrain from flushing toilets and running
water after lighting struck the water treatment plant. Oh no,
(01:10):
I was gonna tell you if they ask us not
the flush of the toilets what's the first thing everybody's
gonna do.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Go give it a flush, A flush of toilets.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
When have you all ever been kind to us?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
They do say, if you're expecting an emergency, you should
flush your toilet though, because you have one in the bowl,
and then there's extra water in the tank if you
if you happen to need it.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I mean, at this point, might might just buy a
little chungue of property. Charge people that twenty persons to
drop a deuce, you know, dollar two square of toilet paper. Uh,
four dollars of baby wipe. Uh, all right, we know
what a recovery slide is.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Recovery slide.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, September Nike, he's gonna drop the limited run of
recovery slides which heat up massage feet when you walk
on them. Yeah, it's old.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Why is this a limited edition?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Seems like something that everybody would want.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Probably see how they do it first.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh, like test.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
A TSA officer discovered not one, not two, but five
stolen cannonballs from Fort Morgan, a historically significant sight from
the Civil War. They discovered us in a passenger's bag
after triggering an alarm at a security checkpoint, and they're
good sized like cannonballs. They're legit like cannonballs. Like, how
(02:34):
are you gonna put that in a in a carry on?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Seems like that would get you real close to your
weight limit.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, it's like, wait a minute, who's who's his bag
belonged to? Sir? Are you carring cannonballs?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Is there a weight limit for carry ons? I don't
think so, just the checked ones.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, you have a hard time getting that of the
overhead lifting. Let's see. This is troubling, and it's becoming
more and more common. Apparently Popeye's is now on this
as well. Popeye self service Kiosk prompted customers for tips.
(03:20):
Oh no, dude, seriously.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Like, I'm totally embracing the whole replacing the labor force
with robots, but I ain't tipping you.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, they say it's for cooks in the back, but
the cooks in the back you got to be get
enough money to Like, sorry, man, you're not doing anything
extra what you used to be. This should be covered
by your paycheck.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't know. They're gonna be robots soon enough too.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's not our job to pay you guys, it's your
company's job to pay you. I don't know, man, it
seems weird. MySpace may be poised for a comeback. Really again,
did they try this already a couple times?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, Do we need another social media thing? I don't
think so.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
We had it good with MySpace, we got rid of it.
Did let us choose our own colors? We could have
songs on there?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah? We had what ruined it? What ruined it? Short
form video?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, we all wanted the shiny new penny over at Facebook.
Damn it.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Gen Zers are embracing sober curious lifestyles. Man boring.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I know they were working on opening a sober bar
down town, but I haven't heard from them lately. I
wonder how that's working out.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I mean, I don't know a sober bar.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, where they encouraged. I think it was a lot
of like juices and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's terrible. Yeah, it's like it's like a north Face condoms.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's definitely an uphill battle, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Nothing to get through this In Idaho, man sacrifice his
own eyebrows to become against world record holder for the
most consecutive flaming torch juggling catches on a unicycle. That's
some skill, man, that's impressive. At seven point went back
two Today, earthquake hit Depans southern Kiyoshi Island. Dozens were
injured but still missing.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Caused a huge explosion at the mall that they caught
on video. That was, I mean, as far as explosions go,
pretty impressive.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Was it a you said, a mall? Yeah, just a
regular mall.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It was like a regular mall. I don't know what happened,
but a huge could be could be well.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Twenty nine year old Manna Florida named Donnie Williams. He
got pulled over last Thursday. Donnie tried to run.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh Donnie Man.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
He's like, I'm out of here, bitches. I'm heading to
the woods to run. You can't catch me, although the
police k nine nit they can catch him.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah. The dogs will get you almost every time.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You ever outrun of dogs.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Not a police dog, No, yeah, a rag a dog
like I could probably outrun. Uh, there's a girl that
walks one of those like Wiener dogs. I feel like
I could probably outrun that thing.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You think you could outrun a Wiener dog.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It's a it's a chunky little thing that drags its belt.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
How these parameters keep getting in Skew's favorite you understand.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Like Yoda, I could never outrun Yoda, right a chance.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Well, this guy runs out through the woods. K nine
tracked him down. He was hiding at what they call
thick brush. But here's what's well kind of what the
day giveaway didn't even need. Really the K nine unit.
The dude was on his phone, oh with his girlfriend.
And it's funny because the body cam footage for the cops.
They're resting him, and you can hear Donnie shouting over
(07:03):
and over into the phone, I love you, baby, I
love you, baby, I love you. He's just he knows
he's gonna be put back in prison. I guess he's
done a couple of cents before totally eight years. Please say.
He had a backpack loaded with all kind said. He
had a handgun in there. He had methan there, seventeen
grams of fenanyl, a bunch of crack cocaine. He knew
(07:26):
he was going back to jail for a long time.
But he's like, I love you baby.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
He knew he only had one phone call, so he
had to get this one out of the way before
he went in. Like I gotta call my lawyer when
I get in there. But baby, I love you, and.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I love you, Baby, I love you. Don't cheat on me,
don't forget about me. Yeah, he's going to jail for
a long time, all right, and look some he may
be well, he may find in jail Wiener Cakes.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Wiener Cakes.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yes, dude, not what you're thinking. God, it's it's part
of Washington Miners celebrating the nineth anniversary of the wienermer
Bill with Wiener Cakes. It's a bunch of hot dogs
arranged around two tier cake long ketchup mustard confetti. There's
also a Wienermobil cake topper. They're making these available for
a limited time this weekend. It looks like you can
(08:16):
buy a Wier cake that select Milk bart locations and
all kinds of cities starting Friday while supplies last side
of fact winning Rebill created Chicago nineteen thirty six the
Live American Spirits during the Great Depression. There's now six
of them in total, travel across country at all times,
shelling out Wiener cakes.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I don't think we have one of those. No. I
think Chicago and LA are getting the Wiener Cake.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
In New York. I saw it was too and one
of the place some of the big sea up north.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
That's what that's what you'd be looking forwar right there,
that's the that's a wier cake.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yep. There it is a Delian Wiener cake. All right.
New York Post that an article about how New York
and New Jersey are being terrorized by reprodents. They've been
attacking swimmers, been attacking fishermen. Multiple victims have been bitten.
(09:16):
Wildlife experts really pointing the fingers as some rabbit beavers.
There's been forty confirmed rabbit beavers reported from two thousand
and two twenty twenty one. That's not many beavers are
typically major carrier of rabies. This is like what we
(09:36):
found out, Like beavers seems so cute, making a little dams,
playing in the water and whatnot. Would pet them, right,
like Kuala bears. What are Quali bears that had like
I think, yeah, something you just do not want. You're like, oh, oh,
I'm not petting that.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
But there was another animal that came out that had
leprosy too.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, right, that's what I thought, Oh, armadillo's. Armadillo's had
they just they carry around some form of crazy aggressive leprosy,
and I was like, oh, nope, I feel like you
should see more videos of people bowling armadillos or playing
with them or something. Yeah whatever, what look enjoy the
(10:19):
roundness of this cute little mammal. However, Yeah, well, as
soon as I found out leprosy was a thing, Nope, yeah,
not gonna be entertaining those things anyway. A beaver's teeth
are powerful enough to through trees, and they can swim
twice as fast as most humans. They're not usually aggressive,
(10:44):
unless they say they're well so much threatening their babies
that they get.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Really aggressive change their mindset.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah. Yeah, if you do see one chasing people around
like a zombie, that's a good sign that's sick. Probably
want to stay away from that thing. Rabbit beavers. You
imagine being to take it out by a rabbit beaver man,
You couldn't live that one down. That's like final destination style.
That's like the dude to hit the porter potty. Yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
There is a great viral video going around of some
guys that are getting attacked by a beaver, and I
believe one of them either kicks it or picks it
up and chucks it in the middle of the lake.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It's hilarious, and there's other dudes yelling like little girls.
Oh oh that's hilarious. Uh, put that beam up and
chug it. Let's see it.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, I think this is where they grab
it and just sort of go.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
These guys like the hell have you? The guy? Oh
it fell down and he was still coming after him.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
So there's a kick.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, I didn't fool.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Have you.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Beaver. Beaver did like it. What was it, the uh,
the roddy dangerfield move?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh, the triple INDI.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, he's like a triple Indy right there
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Back
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