April 15, 2026 • 12 mins
Scientists found a new island off the coast of Antarctica
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
St y'all all stop. Yeah you are stupid stories brought
to you by your taxes. Whoo, my taxes. All right,
so speak of taxes in this is tax Day. It's
also National laundry Day and National that sucks Day.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Is nice. They piled us all on the same right,
same thing.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
All right. So you know Americans have a scent.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
We do.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
According to this, Americans have a scent, and apparently it's
a scent that outs us the foreigners. And well it's
funny because they say it's not one particular smell, it's
just being quote very bold with cologne or perfume. Oh
(00:54):
and let me tell you, ladies. We got some ladies
up in this joint. That man, they are I don't
know what kind of cloud they walk through, but they
marinate in the perfume each morning.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
They are American man, that's America.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
We need, we need a different scent, flavor or something.
We need something I'd rather smell. I almost rather have
microwave fish than that man.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Whoo, next time I got on an elevator right after
one of the sales girls has obviously gotten off mm hmm.
I'm just be like, wow, America.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That says America. Boo. How about this. When's the last
time you've ever seen, maybe old movies the double level airplane.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh yeah, I've never seen one in person, but a
lot of times they'll have them, like you know, older movies.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, I've seen that oder movies. That was really a thing. Well,
apparently that's coming back. Oh yeah, the latest design has
the double level air plane concept coming back.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, that's weird, right, they're not talking about the double
level seats, are they where the one person's farting in
your face? Because I did see they have a new
concept for that as well.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
This says the double level airplane seat. So I feel like.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Because there used to be the airplane that had like
a split level, like there would be a lounge area, yeah,
and then there would be the seating area. I believe
underneath was this. I could be wrong with that. I
never saw one in person, but.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I don't know. I don't like remember those old movies
where you walk up a flight of steps on the plane, right,
like what fancy uh? In the story, this is one
of those clickbait headlines because I sucked into it. It says,
a mysterious new island has been discovered in Antarctica, and
I was like, what a new island? Shut the front though,
(02:52):
you know what it was, man, it was an iceberg
that just melted a little bit and they found out
it's a big ass rock right there, the size of
a football field.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
They just thought it was a dirty iceberg.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, oh like that that's a right, But really it's
just size of a football field. Is that really an island?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Like?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Ah, I mean, I guess it's just you know, they
got me because when I was like, a mysterious new island,
I'm like, did it just like show up? Got me?
Small plane had make emergency landing on a busy Phoenix road.
I feel like this happens a lot in Arizona. Like
(03:30):
nobody was hurt, nobody's injured. They towed the airplane in
to see what was wrong with it, but the dude
said the power went out on his engine about fifteen
hundred feet in the air, and he just said, all right,
I'm gonna land on that road.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Does seem like we've had a few of those this
year though?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, well, I mean that's pretty good skilled to land
a plane no engine just you imagine being a commuter
and seen a plane head your way.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Is he gonna land on?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
The meanwhile?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Your wife just bitching the whole time. Honey, it's not
gonna land here. Now, he's not gonna okay, turn.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What I always find funny on those videos, like the
dash cams of the cars that are following them, is
it rarely seems like the people in the cars are breaking.
They're just like, oh, here comes the airplane, but they
seem to sort of maintain their speed of like you're.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
One of them people that don't know how to yield.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Bro, We're supposed to zipper with the airplane.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, man, just let it fall in line. You know
what you expected is stop? We guess I got places
to go. Man. Let it zipper right in and then
just fade off into the shoulder there.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Good luck with that, buddy. I guess I'll never get
my pilot's license. Hey, plane to stay in the right lane,
zipper properly.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah. How about sleepy commuters?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh no, I got a cough.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oah, better sleepy commuters. I guess the thing. There's an
app now for sleepy commuters that will buzz when you're
trained is approaching the stop.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Oh like that? Okay, okay, I was expecting people in cars.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Cars, you know they need that.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I can see that being pretty handy, though.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I fell see one time at the wheel and some
dude honked beside me.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
And whooked me up.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh yeah, I was in Atlanta. I' was pretty embarrassed.
I was like, oh my bad. I was just fading out,
like I'm so tired. You know.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
There's a little cat nap and he's.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Like, huh oh man, he's a pull over, you idiot,
And I'm like, nah, you just woke me up.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You never done that. I fell see one time in college.
Y'all ever fell sleep at the wheel? I fell see
one time in college, like three miles past my exit.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh wow, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
There's a great video going around of a kid that
has fallen asleep in his college class. I think it's
a college but his head's down and the kid that's
next to him taps him on the shoulder and says, hey,
professor wanted you to go to race the board. So
the kid gets up up, picks up the eraser, and
just starts erasing the board. Professor didn't ask for that.
It was just the professor's like, get out of my class.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I fell slee one time in college. I worked three
jobs to pay my own way through college, so I
was working a lot. I fell see one time in
a class. I last seat at the back of the classroom,
you know where you lean against the wall, right, And
I fell asleep. And the teacher took the eraser from
the chalkboard and threw it all the way around class
hit me dead in the head, like you get trouble
(06:30):
with that today.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Me.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I had a face full of like chalk, just a
racer chalk. Hit me dead nuts in the forehead like punk.
And I was like, and he's like, don't fall asleep
my class. And I was like, sorry, sir, sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You'd be a rich man now if you're going to
school now.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Damn statue limitations. I suffered emotional distress, sobriety, Well, let's
talk about it. Research team at Virginia Commwell of the
University introduced the problem type for a THC breathalyzer.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
No you didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Apparently can make roadside marijuana testing the thing. Why do
you say it's small, inexpensive, inexpensive? It looks like it's
an asthmind haler and it relies on three D printed parts. Okay,
so it works within minutes. There's a mouthpiece to collect
(07:28):
your breath, cartridge the chemical reaction to the curs, a
detection chamber that shows the results. Dude, it's gonna be
able to distinguish between THC, CBD, and cbns.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Is gonna be able to tell how long ago you
used it?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yes, scoop in your case, it will say this morning,
this afternoon, this evening, and later tonight. Twenty four states
have legalized cannabis adult recreational purposes. Forty states will legalized
cannabis in some form, including medical use. Interesting, huh ye.
(08:11):
I wonder they're gonna set a limit that didn't affect
different people different ways, though, right.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I Mean, there's a lot of people that build up
a tolerance. But I guess same also goes for the
alcohol ones. There's a lot of people that don't feel
drunk at all that'll still trip up a breathalyzer.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, dude, but I imagine that they took your blood,
are your breath if you took that breathalyzer deal and
hucked the big you know, gouble breath and that thing.
You would, you would register positive all the time, right,
it'd be on a Sunday, I would, Mom, he's high
as hell. I have was smokesus Thursday. I owner of
(08:50):
mustard company in New Hampshire. He was caught dumping a
bunch of pollutants in the river. It's the company, oh
old Dutch mustard. I've used that mustard for it. Yeah,
it's the brown mustard. Apparently sixty year old Charles Santage.
He dude, he had an underground pipe. This is shady
(09:12):
as hell. He had an underground pipe that was dumping
dirty water into the river to save money on shipping
the water outside the company. Damn, dirty dude. He'd been
doing this for six years.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Now we know why the Mustard's Brown.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Dude employees were ordered to follow along with it or
risk losing their jobs.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
He was just sent eighteen months in prison. The company's
gonna have to pay one point five million dollars for
violating a Clean Water Act.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That's pretty bold, though, just to put a pipe straight
through to the river.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Dude, right, I mean, just the the audacity to think
that that was I don't know, in any form of fashion, Okay,
And just to like blatantly do that to get by
with it for a year after year after year, right,
six years he's been doing that. That's crazy. I'm surprised
he's not in jail for more than a year. What
(10:16):
are you in here for? Mustard dumping?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I mean one and a half million doesn't seem like
very much either.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
No, lastly, because we're runn late. A Florida woman she
got damn good excuse for speeding. She blamed on the car.
And look, I'm kind of gonna agree with this. Sometimes
cars just made the drive and you, as a driver, man,
you can't help yourself but to lean into a little bit, right,
you know, those inspiring rides. You get behind the wheel,
a Lambo's gonna make it drive a lot faster than
(10:43):
a minivan will. Sure the driver was going well over
the post to speed limited fifty. She was tagged doing
one hundred and twenty three miles an hour, and they
said she was going faster before.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
That, so basically seventy five over yep.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And she said, here's a quote. I love this. She said,
it's okay because she was driving a Supray. You know what,
You know what, I'm kind of gonna agree with it. Look,
you can drive a Hellcat a lot faster than you
could drive.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I don't know, what, do you have, an outlander?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, an outlander just saying, just saying, it's gonna go
a little faster, it's gonna be easier drive, you know,
with his tongue hanging out. So yeah, it look as
if gieces go the cops didn't buy it, but look,
she was kind of right. It's okay, I'm driving a Supra,
not bad, not bad.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
One of the few stories that we actually get to
know what the car is. That's right, right.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
And lastly, it looks like France is trying to keep
a Kanye West. They're trying to ban Kanye West ahead
of some concert schedules in June. But look, in short,
he's Kanye West, they're France. I feel like he's not
going to have any trouble making them surrender. So
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
St y'all all stop. Yeah you are stupid stories brought
to you by your taxes. Whoo, my taxes. All right,
so speak of taxes in this is tax Day. It's
also National laundry Day and National that sucks Day.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Is nice. They piled us all on the same right,
same thing.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
All right. So you know Americans have a scent.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
We do.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
According to this, Americans have a scent, and apparently it's
a scent that outs us the foreigners. And well it's
funny because they say it's not one particular smell, it's
just being quote very bold with cologne or perfume. Oh
(00:54):
and let me tell you, ladies. We got some ladies
up in this joint. That man, they are I don't
know what kind of cloud they walk through, but they
marinate in the perfume each morning.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
They are American man, that's America.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
We need, we need a different scent, flavor or something.
We need something I'd rather smell. I almost rather have
microwave fish than that man.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Whoo, next time I got on an elevator right after
one of the sales girls has obviously gotten off mm hmm.
I'm just be like, wow, America.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That says America. Boo. How about this. When's the last
time you've ever seen, maybe old movies the double level airplane.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh yeah, I've never seen one in person, but a
lot of times they'll have them, like you know, older movies.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, I've seen that oder movies. That was really a thing. Well,
apparently that's coming back. Oh yeah, the latest design has
the double level air plane concept coming back.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, that's weird, right, they're not talking about the double
level seats, are they where the one person's farting in
your face? Because I did see they have a new
concept for that as well.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
This says the double level airplane seat. So I feel like.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Because there used to be the airplane that had like
a split level, like there would be a lounge area, yeah,
and then there would be the seating area. I believe
underneath was this. I could be wrong with that. I
never saw one in person, but.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I don't know. I don't like remember those old movies
where you walk up a flight of steps on the plane, right,
like what fancy uh? In the story, this is one
of those clickbait headlines because I sucked into it. It says,
a mysterious new island has been discovered in Antarctica, and
I was like, what a new island? Shut the front though,
(02:52):
you know what it was, man, it was an iceberg
that just melted a little bit and they found out
it's a big ass rock right there, the size of
a football field.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
They just thought it was a dirty iceberg.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, oh like that that's a right, But really it's
just size of a football field. Is that really an island?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Like?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Ah, I mean, I guess it's just you know, they
got me because when I was like, a mysterious new island,
I'm like, did it just like show up? Got me?
Small plane had make emergency landing on a busy Phoenix road.
I feel like this happens a lot in Arizona. Like
(03:30):
nobody was hurt, nobody's injured. They towed the airplane in
to see what was wrong with it, but the dude
said the power went out on his engine about fifteen
hundred feet in the air, and he just said, all right,
I'm gonna land on that road.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Does seem like we've had a few of those this
year though?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, well, I mean that's pretty good skilled to land
a plane no engine just you imagine being a commuter
and seen a plane head your way.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Is he gonna land on?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
The meanwhile?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Your wife just bitching the whole time. Honey, it's not
gonna land here. Now, he's not gonna okay, turn.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What I always find funny on those videos, like the
dash cams of the cars that are following them, is
it rarely seems like the people in the cars are breaking.
They're just like, oh, here comes the airplane, but they
seem to sort of maintain their speed of like you're.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
One of them people that don't know how to yield.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Bro, We're supposed to zipper with the airplane.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, man, just let it fall in line. You know
what you expected is stop? We guess I got places
to go. Man. Let it zipper right in and then
just fade off into the shoulder there.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Good luck with that, buddy. I guess I'll never get
my pilot's license. Hey, plane to stay in the right lane,
zipper properly.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah. How about sleepy commuters?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh no, I got a cough.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oah, better sleepy commuters. I guess the thing. There's an
app now for sleepy commuters that will buzz when you're
trained is approaching the stop.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Oh like that? Okay, okay, I was expecting people in cars.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Cars, you know they need that.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I can see that being pretty handy, though.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I fell see one time at the wheel and some
dude honked beside me.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
And whooked me up.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh yeah, I was in Atlanta. I' was pretty embarrassed.
I was like, oh my bad. I was just fading out,
like I'm so tired. You know.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
There's a little cat nap and he's.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Like, huh oh man, he's a pull over, you idiot,
And I'm like, nah, you just woke me up.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You never done that. I fell see one time in college.
Y'all ever fell sleep at the wheel? I fell see
one time in college, like three miles past my exit.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh wow, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
There's a great video going around of a kid that
has fallen asleep in his college class. I think it's
a college but his head's down and the kid that's
next to him taps him on the shoulder and says, hey,
professor wanted you to go to race the board. So
the kid gets up up, picks up the eraser, and
just starts erasing the board. Professor didn't ask for that.
It was just the professor's like, get out of my class.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I fell slee one time in college. I worked three
jobs to pay my own way through college, so I
was working a lot. I fell see one time in
a class. I last seat at the back of the classroom,
you know where you lean against the wall, right, And
I fell asleep. And the teacher took the eraser from
the chalkboard and threw it all the way around class
hit me dead in the head, like you get trouble
(06:30):
with that today.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Me.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I had a face full of like chalk, just a
racer chalk. Hit me dead nuts in the forehead like punk.
And I was like, and he's like, don't fall asleep
my class. And I was like, sorry, sir, sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You'd be a rich man now if you're going to
school now.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Damn statue limitations. I suffered emotional distress, sobriety, Well, let's
talk about it. Research team at Virginia Commwell of the
University introduced the problem type for a THC breathalyzer.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
No you didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Apparently can make roadside marijuana testing the thing. Why do
you say it's small, inexpensive, inexpensive? It looks like it's
an asthmind haler and it relies on three D printed parts. Okay,
so it works within minutes. There's a mouthpiece to collect
(07:28):
your breath, cartridge the chemical reaction to the curs, a
detection chamber that shows the results. Dude, it's gonna be
able to distinguish between THC, CBD, and cbns.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Is gonna be able to tell how long ago you
used it?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yes, scoop in your case, it will say this morning,
this afternoon, this evening, and later tonight. Twenty four states
have legalized cannabis adult recreational purposes. Forty states will legalized
cannabis in some form, including medical use. Interesting, huh ye.
(08:11):
I wonder they're gonna set a limit that didn't affect
different people different ways, though, right.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I Mean, there's a lot of people that build up
a tolerance. But I guess same also goes for the
alcohol ones. There's a lot of people that don't feel
drunk at all that'll still trip up a breathalyzer.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, dude, but I imagine that they took your blood,
are your breath if you took that breathalyzer deal and
hucked the big you know, gouble breath and that thing.
You would, you would register positive all the time, right,
it'd be on a Sunday, I would, Mom, he's high
as hell. I have was smokesus Thursday. I owner of
(08:50):
mustard company in New Hampshire. He was caught dumping a
bunch of pollutants in the river. It's the company, oh
old Dutch mustard. I've used that mustard for it. Yeah,
it's the brown mustard. Apparently sixty year old Charles Santage.
He dude, he had an underground pipe. This is shady
(09:12):
as hell. He had an underground pipe that was dumping
dirty water into the river to save money on shipping
the water outside the company. Damn, dirty dude. He'd been
doing this for six years.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Now we know why the Mustard's Brown.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Dude employees were ordered to follow along with it or
risk losing their jobs.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
He was just sent eighteen months in prison. The company's
gonna have to pay one point five million dollars for
violating a Clean Water Act.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That's pretty bold, though, just to put a pipe straight
through to the river.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Dude, right, I mean, just the the audacity to think
that that was I don't know, in any form of fashion, Okay,
And just to like blatantly do that to get by
with it for a year after year after year, right,
six years he's been doing that. That's crazy. I'm surprised
he's not in jail for more than a year. What
(10:16):
are you in here for? Mustard dumping?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I mean one and a half million doesn't seem like
very much either.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
No, lastly, because we're runn late. A Florida woman she
got damn good excuse for speeding. She blamed on the car.
And look, I'm kind of gonna agree with this. Sometimes
cars just made the drive and you, as a driver, man,
you can't help yourself but to lean into a little bit, right,
you know, those inspiring rides. You get behind the wheel,
a Lambo's gonna make it drive a lot faster than
(10:43):
a minivan will. Sure the driver was going well over
the post to speed limited fifty. She was tagged doing
one hundred and twenty three miles an hour, and they
said she was going faster before.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
That, so basically seventy five over yep.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And she said, here's a quote. I love this. She said,
it's okay because she was driving a Supray. You know what,
You know what, I'm kind of gonna agree with it. Look,
you can drive a Hellcat a lot faster than you
could drive.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I don't know, what, do you have, an outlander?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, an outlander just saying, just saying, it's gonna go
a little faster, it's gonna be easier drive, you know,
with his tongue hanging out. So yeah, it look as
if gieces go the cops didn't buy it, but look,
she was kind of right. It's okay, I'm driving a Supra,
not bad, not bad.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
One of the few stories that we actually get to
know what the car is. That's right, right.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
And lastly, it looks like France is trying to keep
a Kanye West. They're trying to ban Kanye West ahead
of some concert schedules in June. But look, in short,
he's Kanye West, they're France. I feel like he's not
going to have any trouble making them surrender. So
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