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April 22, 2026 11 mins

Some Finnish Pilots are in trouble for flying in an Erect Formation

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One nine KBP I and your show time for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Y'all all stop, Yeah you are stupid stories brought to you.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
By earth Day.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Earth Day.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's a good day to be on Earth. Uh you
do anything to celebrate Earth Day?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Uh? Sort of?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's my dad's birthday show. Yeah, we're we're celebrating the
Earth Day today.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
All right, all right, let's get to it.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Looks like a Papa John's customer freaked out, freaked out,
and I saw a message printed on the pizza box
reminding customers the tip because quote, the delivery fee is
not a tip.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Uh okay, and the guy freaked out.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
How dare they asked for a tip? I mean the
tipping coach has gotten.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
It's everywhere.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Man.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh yeah, it's crazy because if they hand you something
across counter.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Do you do?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
You tip them?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Delivery is a little different. When I heard Dominoes last
week they tacked on a seven dollars delivery charge. Apparently
that's not going to the driver.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
The delivery fee is not a tip, it's just an
extra cost.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Instagram says they fixed a glimpse that turns some users
color photos so black and white. Oh, Okay, whatever substitute
teacher at a high school in Florida has been arrested.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Scoop what they get arrested for.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Twerking in the classroom.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Torking's not a crime.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Acting erratically and twerking in the classroom, Okay, I mean
would you?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
If I was a studio I walked in and the
teacher started working and stuff, I'd be.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Like, uh, what classes it? But to call the cops, I.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Mean, acting erratically is? It's pretty vague? Who knows.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
The CDC says there's a huge uptick in tick bites.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Did there? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
The CDC says tick bites sending people to the er
the highest rate nearly ten years. Look, you gotta go
to er from a tick bite. You're just you're part
of a weak bloodline, right. I mean, here's some kind
of cool. Humpback whales are traveling in gangs.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
A gang of humpbacks.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Sightings of these super groups are skyrocketing now. The supergroup
is defined as a group of twenty or more humpback
whales that are within five body links from their nearest neighbor,
and for whatever reason, they've been skyrocketing people seeing.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Them five body links huh uh huh, I.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Mean we will hump back whale.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
That's not that far right, right, uh? Pet parrots are
actually able to call people by their name. Really got
my interest in parrots up zero percent?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
All right.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
It lays out with some more weird stuff. Brazilian style
garlic sauce. Is there a certain Brazilian style garlic sauce
that's different than American garlic sauce? Also wavy French onion soup.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay, now you got me.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
I mean, how's that different than French onion.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
This is soup, So it'll have sort of that beef
beef based on top.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Of the.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Wavy French onion soup. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I don't see how they're able to do it, but
hey man, when you taste them, they're like, ah, it's
kind of like whatever wavy French onion soup supposed tation.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Right, So, the frequency of.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Fireballs in our skies has seemed to grow in recent months.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
We pointed that out.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Ye NASA and other media experts well take comfort in
the fact that they can't agree on.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Why oh do they have some some factors or some
reasons that maybe.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
No said, they can't agree on what to explain it with, like,
we don't know how about that.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
That's not good.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
God's mad and he's throwing more at us.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Right.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Have you seen the wild brawl at a water Burger
in Texas early Sunday morning? Footage gone viral because everybody
just starts throwing chairs and haymakers.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
It's wild.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Somebody gave a kid a baseball at a Red Sox game
a while back.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
And he immediately threw it into the field.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
His dad and his older brother freaked out. They're like, no, oh, man,
damn well. The stadium staff member found those kids and
later gave.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Them both baseball.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Oh that's very nice for them.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, that'd be jeream.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Come trooper, kid man, get a baseball, dude, Cleveland police
to pull. He pulled the woman over on Ohio Interstate
seventy seven because she was doing thirty eight miles thirty eight.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, that doesn't seem to be too bad.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Well thirty eight to sixty five, okay, yeah, a little slow,
I guess.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I mean that's going to cause more accidents than somebody
doing eighty eight.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
So look says right here.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
There's a lot of situations where more drivers would be
smart to slow down.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
So usually it's not a problem, and in.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
This case, the speed differential that large is incredibly dangerous,
which is why many highway post.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Minimum speeds as well as maximum speeds.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
The officer witnessed multiple other drivers slam on their brakes
or quickly have to change or dart through a different
lane to avoid smashing into her, so he pulled her over,
thinking he made the right call there and had no
idea what well, what was going to occur next?

Speaker 4 (05:51):
According to the rest of the officer, he prosed a car.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
She complained to him that the other drivers were speeding.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh, all these people are made the acts, how fast going.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Flying the day?

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well, that was the first indication that something was amiss.
Sagonification smelled alcohol.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
In the car.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
The woman denied that she'd been drinking, proceeded to fail
a field sobriety test, falling over twice. While taking it,
She was confronted with the cup filled with liquor that
was found in her car. She told the arrested officer
that she needed the booze to stay awake.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Oh, the booze to stay awake.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Huh yeah, yeah, I mean smart strategy right.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, I don't know about that.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
No, No, that was she wouldn't buy that. Yeah, He's like,
uh yeah, that's not how it works.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
She got arrested and he signed as to what kind
of alcohol actually keeps you awake?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
I mean, what alcohol keeps you awake? Now, staying at
he's different than being awake. Cannot remember remember him being awake, right,
like there's.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, yeah exactly, I don't recall any of that. Oh no, no,
you were still awake for.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Like a couple more hours.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Ooh ooh really what else did I do?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
And the Titan Man bought a Rolex watch from an acquaintance,
but then he started thinking that it was fake, so
he tried desperately to offload it. He took it to
a shop in Singapore and he sold it wow for
seventy five thousand dollars Wow. Instead of taking the cash,

(07:41):
he accepted the trade of three other watches that were
worth the equivalent of seventy five ge okay. So then
apparently he tried to book a flight to get out
of Dodge. Fortybody else found out in a bizarre twist,
the fake rolette.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
He sold it. Well, it did turn.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Out to be to be a real rolex. Oh okay,
now listen. He thought it was fake, sold it to
the shop and it turned out to be real.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
The man's crime was called impossible attempt when a person
attempts to commit a crime and take steps towards the crime,
but the offense can't actually be well completed due to
a physical impossibility, which seems weird, right. It's like imagine
a dude trying to pick pocket an empty pocket.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Okay, something like that.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Right, So I'm guessing, well, apparently you can't get away
with it in Singapore.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Or let's see that.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, I'm not sure what he's getting away with.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Well, even something like that Singapore, there ain't They're not
messing around. He pleaded guilty to one count of attempting
to cheat, as well as a second charge of using
a doctored passport because they were able to track him
down before he left the country.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
He was arrested.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
He was sending you ready for this now, this is
for a fake rolex that did not end up being
fake at all. He was sending to seven months in jail. Wow,
I'm missed around in Singapore.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Man for trying to sell a watch that wasn't fake, right,
thinking it's fake?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yes, you was just thinking it was fake, all right?
Put him Lock him up seven months for thinking it
was fake. That's crazy. I mean, can't he just turn
around and be like nodding.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Right, No, that's a real watch?

Speaker 4 (09:52):
No what no fake?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
No?

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Never thought that crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
And lastly, well, the Air Force admitted the several cadets
on a recent training flight, we're using their flight patterns
to create the shape of male Genitalia. Oh yeah, yeah.
Apparently you could actually see the well the twigging berries

(10:18):
as a contrast in the sky from the ground. They well,
they're they're graphic, uh design if you will, popped up
on flight radar tracking services.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Gotcha.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
That's pretty funny though, right, I mean, come on, some
cadets they were playing around.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
I want to know what the disciplinary action is said.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
At least four planes followed flight patterns that created the
shapes as well, you know, manhood shape. Air Force representatives
and feeling confirmed that the politics were disciplined.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
They did not say what that punishment was, right now.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Look.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Who drew the Franks and beans?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Like, come on, fellas, all right, you have to I
what kind of discipline they get slap of the wrist.
That's not funny, but that's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Guys. Seriously, has pretty.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Y been sentenced to one day at Iloches.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
You have to I don't know, clean the bathrooms for
a day.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I mean worth it. Definitely worth it. Whatever the punishment was,
definitely worth it. Hashtag legends seven forty seven, one thousand chains.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
This is a cool request a little grind as bp
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