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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah, all stop.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yes you are stupid stories brought.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
To you by fireworks.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Oh you see the video that fireworks trailer just going
up in flames.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It was awesome. It was some dude with like.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
An F four fifty or something pulling like a twenty
six twenty eight foot trailer just loaded with fireworks somehow
caught fire and it was amazing.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
He had to call up his kids and be like, sorry,
no fourth of July this year.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Kids. He had to call up the town and say
no fourth of July. I mean it was awesome, all right.
Prep school in New Jersey, they're fresh up in stupid stores.
Apparently they're requiring every freshman to complete a challenging five
day trick of the appalation trail. Five days huh yeah,
I mean it'll take you a lot more to do
the whole thing, but they're doing a five day chunk
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of the appllation trail before moving on to be a sophomore.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
They say it's not punishment, it's a positive thing.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Unless you want them kids that don't know how to
get out get out there and survive for a few days.
I know some kids that would crush them.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
What I gotta put up a tent that'd be awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
So this is kind of funny. AI can be manipulated
to be kind of funny. An AI customer service chatbot
for a delivery service used profanity, told a joke, wrote
poetry about how useless it was, and criticized its own
company as the worst delivery firm in the world.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Really, why did do that? Yeah? Why why you pissed
off AI?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well it was.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It did that after being prompted by a very frustrated
customer who happened to know some ins and outs of AI.
Just thought he had some fun with it, so he
turned their machine against them, Like how awesome is that?
If you just know what to ask it, you get
totally get it. Well, just to throw the throw the
company under bus.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I figured maybe the AI was just learning from its
current employees.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh it was picking up all the day.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh you hate it here all right?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I hate it here too.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
There was a well this is kind of interesting.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
A humanoid robot wearing a clown wig, a blue clown
wig that straight up roundhouse kicked the small kid and
it whooped that kid's ass.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
That kid didn't stay the chance. No, it was like
he was down for the count.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Uh huh. He was like you see me here, and
it was like, oh, just saying, there is no way
we're gonna be able to beat these things.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
We need to come up with some sort of anti
robot karate karate, So some ai kung fu. Yeah, whatever
beats karate. We need to start learning that.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Guns glocks, that's what beats karate. Edda Jones on them.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh hell.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
All. Apparently that company who seems very interesting to you
in LinkedIn, well, it looks like a large majority of
them are Chinese companies trying to spy on us.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Really, yeah, I was wondering why I was getting popular
on LinkedIn.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
It's just Chinese companies trying to spy on us over here.
That's weird, isn't it, Like what do you want Why
McDonald's is testing there's a lot of AI stuff here today,
So they're testing a new AI system that chats with customers,
takes orders in multiple languages, can run a restaurant operations
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behind the scenes, as well as humanoid robots in the
manufacturing of your burgers and nuggets and all that stuff
as well.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It won't be long five to six years.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
What if you want in McDonald's and they had one person,
just one person managing the humanoid robots, the automation system.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
But that's it, just one person.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I'm afraid it's not gonna be one person managing it.
It's gonna be one person being bossed around by a robot.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh you think the robots are gonna be the boss.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
The robots are gonna be in charge. It's gonna be
the one dude that they're like, hey, we don't touch
the ice cream machine that's on you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Right, that's the only thing that doesn't work in the place.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
It is wild, but you know what, that's what happens
when you, you know, you raise the minimum wage at
twenty five bucks an hour or whatever it is. You
don't like California, Oh we need twenty five bucks. Now,
they're gonna find a way to replace you.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I would guess in five years or less, there will
be a completely automated fast food place open.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, guaranteed that's gonna happen. Which is wild to think about.
All Right, seventy six year old woman in Florida, she's
been sending all over money, every bit of it claiming, well,
she's sent it to a guy who claims to be
Liam Nelson Orleem Neeson. I mean, she's so insistent that
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this is this. She was arrested striking a family member who
took her phone away from her an attempt to keep
her from continuing to text who she believes is Lim Neesen,
Which come on, lady, she's seventy six. Liam is like
seventy two or something. She's just so caught up in
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the charade. She thinks it's for real, right, She's sending
all of her.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Money to him, and we dude, he's been in enough movies.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
He's doing fine, Lady, I'm afraid your money is QUI gone.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
QUI Gone?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
What were some of his other movie titles? We found
out Taken wasn't even in the care here. We put
up the movie list, Taken, the whole Taking series not
even in the mix.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah. I was like, I had to double check in
Google that he was actually in Taken, and they were like, oh, yeah,
he was in that too.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Didn't even show up. Just all the other movies like Taking.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It was like an airplane Taken right right, there was a.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Boat one or something whatever. U seventy nine year old
man in Florida got arrested. He was outside holding his
water hose in his right hand and his personal hose
in his left hand. Oh no, so I read this
headline California's sisters arrested after mom found dead in a
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pullout couch, and I thought there'd be some gibb. San
Diego police discribed the situation this, what's this least first name.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
King Ken Wing? Her last name is Yang, She's Chinese.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
This first name is gonna throw me off, but listen
to this. They get a police called nine when one
gets called by a woman on June fourth, Detectives get
there and they believe that this Ying Yang woman had
been in fact, face down in a space between the
bed frame and the couch for more than fifteen hours.
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She clearly this is the shares where she clearly should
not have been in that position, and efforts were not
made to remove her or get her appropriate medical care
and our tops.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
He found that Yang died of.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Positional as affixio, which basically says that she was suffocated
to death.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Her neck was in a bad position where she couldn't breathe.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Right now, Yang's daughters Rebecca Wu and Ingrid Wu, fifty
three and fifty two years old, were arrested on suspicion
of murder. They were charged with first degree murder and
felony elderly of elder abuse. And wow, it looks like
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now there's questions about their eighty eight year old father
who passed away last year as well. Ooh uh, it
looks like they just folded up mom in the couch
and didn't care where.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
What happened after that.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
They're just like, you know what, let's collect mom's disability
and just folded up mom in a pullout couch.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
That'd be a surprise. Where's mom at? I don't know.
Let's just hang out wait for.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
A man in a spider Man mask was arrested after
he robbed the storage facility in Indiana and he rode
in on a moped. Now tell me that's not adding
insult to injury. He's thirty seven years old. His name
is Norman Mask. He was charged with burglary. It's unclear
what he got away with, but the whole thing was
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caught on security cameras.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I mean, he was on a scooter. How much could
he have gotten away?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Not even a scooter bro a moped. It's one step
below a scooter. Also, they had another story out of Florida.
This guy named Rambo got arrested when he went into
a neighbor's garage with a firearm. Rambo twenty two years old.
His full name is Joseiah Devey Rambo. Apparently he's been
in trouble with the loss several times before. He's convicted felon.
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Now he's facing all kinds of charges, including possession of
a weapon by a convicted felon, aggravated a law enforcement officer,
resisting an officer, prowling. It's unclear what he intended to do. Buddy, Well,
he was acting bizarrely, so they arrested him. That's supposed
to acting bizarrely. Uh, there you having stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Crazy. You can't go in a.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Neighbor's garage with a gun, acting bizarrely without expecting some
sort of consequence.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I feel like, if your name is if your last
name is Rambo, though, everyone kind of expects you to
have a gun anyway. Right, yeah, I mean it's kind
of how you show it off at the guy.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Right right, his name's Rambo. He needs to be expected,
you know. Oh, don't worry about him. His name's Rambo,
like as a qualifier. Oh why has he got two swords,
a gun and what looks to be an AR fifteen
strapter his back?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
His name's Rambo.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Ah Okay, that says everything he needs.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
It dealt a rough card at that point