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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stoll, Yeah all.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Stop, Yes, indeed he was doing. Brought to you by
Mega Millions. Tomorrow night's drawing seven hundred and seven million
dollars mans how much seven o seven let's cash? Uh
three oh seven. If you can't wait that long, there's
a drawing tonight for a me easily five hundred and
(00:27):
forty four million, which will pocket you two hundred and
forty one million after after Uncle Sam gets his cut.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, well that's seven hundred million and it gets you
barely get three hundred wild and then you gotta stayed
after that. It was here, depend on where you live.
But yeah, I still could use three hundred million. Oo boy,
And we we haven't seen. I do know several incidents
(01:00):
where it was always smart to take the one one
lump some because uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
The big one was publisher's clearinghouse who got bought out
by a new company. And the new company's like, yeah,
we're not doing that anymore, just.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Like no, we're not keeping their own promises. Uh all,
let's get to it. The man in Texas was convicted
of his twelfth DUI When asked why he had so
many prior convictions, he said he was unlucky.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh that's what it is, a luck fact.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Not that you have a drinking problem. He's just unlucky.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Uh. During the recent traffic stop woman of the Florida
got arrested for drug trafficking, Cox found that she had
Fendols stashed in her buttocks, herbury, and.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Her right breast. I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
The right one was the one doing all the holding
the left and one cable due the left. The one
apparently didn't have a good grip. Uh, but yeah, just
the right right boom, the and her buttocks all had
staff that is a Fennol man.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Something tells me she was kind.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Of plusized, you know what I mean. All right, let's
see a completely nigked woman was driving radically in Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I feel like you put basically any state in there
for the weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Anyway, police found marijuana, illegal modified firearms in a car.
It's unclear why she was niked, but you know, no,
you probably don't either.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I'm going with the heat. A lot of people are
just miserable, So.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Just drive around nicked, all right? How about a paint
theft ring. Arizona police arrest of three painters accused of
running a multi county burglary ring. The stolen estimated forty
to forty five thousand dollars with a paint from construction sites.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Damn, that's a lot of paint.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So the San Andreas fault has gone.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Uh oh, I don't know why this isn't But apparently
when it goes silent, that's not.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
A good thing. Oh really m hm, they'll say why.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
It just says gone, all of a sudden, He's gone
very silent, which is.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Not a good thing.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Retired New York lawyer about a five and a half
million dollar Cape Cod mansion that was teetering on the
verge of falling into the ocean. Well, remember he's a lawyer, right,
So now he claims that he shouldn't have to pay
for his mortgage because he was he was manic when.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
He bought it.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh, I don't know about that reason, right, Wait.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
What I don't think?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
So come on, you can't start using that throwing at
his excuse for everything, any right, I mean it would
be great. It's oh you know what, man, it was
manny good times. Just so it's ready to way down.
It's in a low spot. What's a grand platter? He
I was just see a rough.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Spot for up to thirteen years.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I was just in the bass part man. Uh, but
I said, have to pay for it. Last week of
deploy with a portable toilet company Kansas City, he went
to collect.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
The porter partty but it was locked. The worker shouted it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
He give the person inside a couple minutes, but when
he came back, it was still locked. The worker said
they need to get out of the porter partty now,
and the guy inside said, well, he's not gonna get
out leaving, No, not leaving.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
The worker flagged out a cop.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Who came over and told the guy to open the door,
and the guy said, well, I.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Can't raise the door.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You can't reach the door.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I can't reach the door.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
The cop the worker forced the door open, and when
they did, they didn't see anybody in there. He said,
I didn't see anybody in there, And then the head
appeared right out of the toilet.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
No, no, I had.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Appeared out of the toilet. Yeah, he was stuck inside.
The fire department had to come and cut it open
to get the dude out of the toilet tank.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Come on, man, really the man was asking well.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
The worker asked the man what he was doing, and
he said he was trying to retrieve a mountain dew
bottle that dropped in. Dude, I don't know about you.
I would not go head into a you know, toilet
tank for a mountain dew bottle.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
He sure was thirsty.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I mean, what's a what's a two leader at max
five dollars? Just let it go, man, The.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Guy for the toilet company said, in this business, you
can't expect the unexpected. But I never thought he finds
some way alive inside one of our units. When we
opened the door and then see anybody, we honestly thought
we were talking to a ghost. And his head popped
up out of the toilet tank like he gave a
wakamo roscal the grats coming out of trash can. I'm
gonna go with there was something else that he was
(06:10):
looking for. He claims it was his mountain dew bottle.
And nobody has ever loved Mountain do that much.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I feel like if it was just a mountain dew bottle.
When the guy knocked the first time, he would have
been like, help get me out of here, right right
right as opposed to whatever he was.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, no, I'm not coming out.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Wait you do that for a mountain dew bottle, you
know instead of Baja blast it was. But thirty year
old man Ford named Fernando Fernando Alexander Junior got pulled
over Wednesday, tried to well, he tried to pull a switcheroo.
There was just one problem. The car wasn't in park,
so while he and the passenger were switching seats, he
(06:53):
lifted his foot out the break. The car was in reverse,
so the car just started rolled backwards until it well
hit the cop car that was chasing him.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh no, yeah, he did try to run off. It
was quickly caught arrested.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
He's facing several fellony charges, included to leaving and seeing
him crash with property damage. He's a drug dealer apparently,
and apparently he had a suspended license, so things are
gonna get real bad for his stupid ass. But you
can imagine like, oh I left it in reverse, damn
and lastly, who fellas Listen to this story. It's freaking Russian.
(07:37):
A jealous wife attacked her husband by biding off his
you know what, Yeah, after deliberately sharpening her teeth and
what medical experts called a quote guaranteed premeditated act of
violent revenge.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Started incident Leslie.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Took place in Moscow, Russia, after this thirty nine year
old woman discovered a message on her forty one year
old husband's phone from another woman. The message detailed and
the rotic dream about you. That's what the whoever the
message was from the person who was texting this woman's
(08:16):
husband said I had to write a dream about you.
That was in the subject line, and then the message
continued to say about well, how the dream was getting
on with this dude on the beach. So rather than
confront the man directly, she well, she orchestrated her assault.
Now she didn't asked the dude about it. Whoever was
(08:37):
on the other side of the phone said I had
to write a dream about you and it was this.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Obviously, is somebody saying that on the phone. You probably
should should acquire about it. I'm not saying don't, but
one thing you shouldn't do.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Is uh, Well, in this case, maybe experts we analyzed
the case revealed that she filed down her teeth to
make them sharper.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh damn, that's what this one did. Like, okay, I'll
show you.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
She went and found her teeth down at this next level, right,
she deliberately modified her teeth to quote guarantee a plan
with work. He explained how she orchestrated the trap by
preparing dinner for her husband before the couple drank alcohol together. Is,
(09:27):
while I cooked dinner and then sat down, drank ate,
drank some more, and then it went out to bed.
When she started, you know, take care of him, so speak,
he continued. And at that moment, Well then says he
felt her clamped down with her teeth and not let
off until now that we're able to reattach the organ. Uh,
(09:52):
but they weren't able to revive function. Oh organ, Well,
the man was bleeding profusely, so much so that he
lost consciousness. WHOA.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
According to AI, never file teeth yourself d y. Filing
destroys protective enamel, causing permanent sensitivity decay and nerve damage.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I bet he's got a permanent nerve d amazon. I
didn't know how one goes about sharpening the teeth. Put
your face on the So when I sharpened anything, you know,
we use a grinding stone or a you know, like
a like a wheel on a machine, spins the you know.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And that's what that's what a dentist would do if
they were filing your teeth for for reason.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Well, I mean I'm talking like a bench grinder. H yeah,
they use a small version of it, so you had
not a how you sharpened the teeth. But she did
it by herself. Imagine she's just taking a file.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Just grinding it.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I don't know how else you do it.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I
One o seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stoll, Yeah all.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Stop, Yes, indeed he was doing. Brought to you by
Mega Millions. Tomorrow night's drawing seven hundred and seven million
dollars mans how much seven o seven let's cash? Uh
three oh seven. If you can't wait that long, there's
a drawing tonight for a me easily five hundred and
(00:27):
forty four million, which will pocket you two hundred and
forty one million after after Uncle Sam gets his cut.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, well that's seven hundred million and it gets you
barely get three hundred wild and then you gotta stayed
after that. It was here, depend on where you live.
But yeah, I still could use three hundred million. Oo boy,
And we we haven't seen. I do know several incidents
(01:00):
where it was always smart to take the one one
lump some because uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
The big one was publisher's clearinghouse who got bought out
by a new company. And the new company's like, yeah,
we're not doing that anymore, just.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Like no, we're not keeping their own promises. Uh all,
let's get to it. The man in Texas was convicted
of his twelfth DUI When asked why he had so
many prior convictions, he said he was unlucky.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh that's what it is, a luck fact.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Not that you have a drinking problem. He's just unlucky.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Uh. During the recent traffic stop woman of the Florida
got arrested for drug trafficking, Cox found that she had
Fendols stashed in her buttocks, herbury, and.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Her right breast. I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
The right one was the one doing all the holding
the left and one cable due the left. The one
apparently didn't have a good grip. Uh, but yeah, just
the right right boom, the and her buttocks all had
staff that is a Fennol man.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Something tells me she was kind.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Of plusized, you know what I mean. All right, let's
see a completely nigked woman was driving radically in Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I feel like you put basically any state in there
for the weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Anyway, police found marijuana, illegal modified firearms in a car.
It's unclear why she was niked, but you know, no,
you probably don't either.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I'm going with the heat. A lot of people are
just miserable, So.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Just drive around nicked, all right? How about a paint
theft ring. Arizona police arrest of three painters accused of
running a multi county burglary ring. The stolen estimated forty
to forty five thousand dollars with a paint from construction sites.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Damn, that's a lot of paint.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So the San Andreas fault has gone.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Uh oh, I don't know why this isn't But apparently
when it goes silent, that's not.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
A good thing. Oh really m hm, they'll say why.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
It just says gone, all of a sudden, He's gone
very silent, which is.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Not a good thing.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Retired New York lawyer about a five and a half
million dollar Cape Cod mansion that was teetering on the
verge of falling into the ocean. Well, remember he's a lawyer, right,
So now he claims that he shouldn't have to pay
for his mortgage because he was he was manic when.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
He bought it.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh, I don't know about that reason, right, Wait.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
What I don't think?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
So come on, you can't start using that throwing at
his excuse for everything, any right, I mean it would
be great. It's oh you know what, man, it was
manny good times. Just so it's ready to way down.
It's in a low spot. What's a grand platter? He
I was just see a rough.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Spot for up to thirteen years.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I was just in the bass part man. Uh, but
I said, have to pay for it. Last week of
deploy with a portable toilet company Kansas City, he went
to collect.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
The porter partty but it was locked. The worker shouted it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
He give the person inside a couple minutes, but when
he came back, it was still locked. The worker said
they need to get out of the porter partty now,
and the guy inside said, well, he's not gonna get
out leaving, No, not leaving.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
The worker flagged out a cop.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Who came over and told the guy to open the door,
and the guy said, well, I.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Can't raise the door.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You can't reach the door.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I can't reach the door.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
The cop the worker forced the door open, and when
they did, they didn't see anybody in there. He said,
I didn't see anybody in there, And then the head
appeared right out of the toilet.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
No, no, I had.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Appeared out of the toilet. Yeah, he was stuck inside.
The fire department had to come and cut it open
to get the dude out of the toilet tank.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Come on, man, really the man was asking well.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
The worker asked the man what he was doing, and
he said he was trying to retrieve a mountain dew
bottle that dropped in. Dude, I don't know about you.
I would not go head into a you know, toilet
tank for a mountain dew bottle.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
He sure was thirsty.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I mean, what's a what's a two leader at max
five dollars? Just let it go, man, The.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Guy for the toilet company said, in this business, you
can't expect the unexpected. But I never thought he finds
some way alive inside one of our units. When we
opened the door and then see anybody, we honestly thought
we were talking to a ghost. And his head popped
up out of the toilet tank like he gave a
wakamo roscal the grats coming out of trash can. I'm
gonna go with there was something else that he was
(06:10):
looking for. He claims it was his mountain dew bottle.
And nobody has ever loved Mountain do that much.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I feel like if it was just a mountain dew bottle.
When the guy knocked the first time, he would have
been like, help get me out of here, right right
right as opposed to whatever he was.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, no, I'm not coming out.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Wait you do that for a mountain dew bottle, you
know instead of Baja blast it was. But thirty year
old man Ford named Fernando Fernando Alexander Junior got pulled
over Wednesday, tried to well, he tried to pull a switcheroo.
There was just one problem. The car wasn't in park,
so while he and the passenger were switching seats, he
(06:53):
lifted his foot out the break. The car was in reverse,
so the car just started rolled backwards until it well
hit the cop car that was chasing him.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh no, yeah, he did try to run off. It
was quickly caught arrested.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
He's facing several fellony charges, included to leaving and seeing
him crash with property damage. He's a drug dealer apparently,
and apparently he had a suspended license, so things are
gonna get real bad for his stupid ass. But you
can imagine like, oh I left it in reverse, damn
and lastly, who fellas Listen to this story. It's freaking Russian.
(07:37):
A jealous wife attacked her husband by biding off his
you know what, Yeah, after deliberately sharpening her teeth and
what medical experts called a quote guaranteed premeditated act of
violent revenge.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Started incident Leslie.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Took place in Moscow, Russia, after this thirty nine year
old woman discovered a message on her forty one year
old husband's phone from another woman. The message detailed and
the rotic dream about you. That's what the whoever the
message was from the person who was texting this woman's
(08:16):
husband said I had to write a dream about you.
That was in the subject line, and then the message
continued to say about well, how the dream was getting
on with this dude on the beach. So rather than
confront the man directly, she well, she orchestrated her assault.
Now she didn't asked the dude about it. Whoever was
(08:37):
on the other side of the phone said I had
to write a dream about you and it was this.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Obviously, is somebody saying that on the phone. You probably
should should acquire about it. I'm not saying don't, but
one thing you shouldn't do.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Is uh, Well, in this case, maybe experts we analyzed
the case revealed that she filed down her teeth to
make them sharper.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh damn, that's what this one did. Like, okay, I'll
show you.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
She went and found her teeth down at this next level, right,
she deliberately modified her teeth to quote guarantee a plan
with work. He explained how she orchestrated the trap by
preparing dinner for her husband before the couple drank alcohol together. Is,
(09:27):
while I cooked dinner and then sat down, drank ate,
drank some more, and then it went out to bed.
When she started, you know, take care of him, so speak,
he continued. And at that moment, Well then says he
felt her clamped down with her teeth and not let
off until now that we're able to reattach the organ. Uh,
(09:52):
but they weren't able to revive function. Oh organ, Well,
the man was bleeding profusely, so much so that he
lost consciousness. WHOA.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
According to AI, never file teeth yourself d y. Filing
destroys protective enamel, causing permanent sensitivity decay and nerve damage.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I bet he's got a permanent nerve d amazon. I
didn't know how one goes about sharpening the teeth. Put
your face on the So when I sharpened anything, you know,
we use a grinding stone or a you know, like
a like a wheel on a machine, spins the you know.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And that's what that's what a dentist would do if
they were filing your teeth for for reason.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Well, I mean I'm talking like a bench grinder. H yeah,
they use a small version of it, so you had
not a how you sharpened the teeth. But she did
it by herself. Imagine she's just taking a file.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Just grinding it.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I don't know how else you do it.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I
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