Woman gets speeding Ticket, while her van was being towed by someone else.

Woman gets speeding Ticket, while her van was being towed by someone else.

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One O seven nine kbp I andyour show time for stupid stories. Stop
y'all saw stop line Yeah you areabout you by steal and Steel Dealers dot
Com. Okay, let's dive in. Do you see the YouTuber logan Paul
post a video of the eclipse fromhis from his private plane? Oh?

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Really fancy? It didn't look likeyou think different? There was some I
think the Space station had a prettycool video of it. Right. Oh,
I hadn't seen that one. Yeah, I'm sure it's cool though.
Yeah, that was a pretty decentone. Uh. Let's see. A
bus driver had a private school inFlorida has been fired after he stopped at
a well. He stopped the busfull of students on train tracks as a

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freight train was approaching. Oh nowthe kids freaked out, obviously, and
we're yelling like hey quit. Heit's funny because he wanted to quiet the
kids down, so he thought thiswould be a good way to scare him.
I don't know about that. Sohe pulled, he pulled on the
train tracks, and he yelled.He yells, quiet, quiet down,

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quiet, not pull it off,all kids like. So then he pulls
the bus off the train tracks.Uh, continue through the intersection just as
the train went through. Oh thatis not doing your job correctly, like
you imagine the kids, like thatwould be a little traumatizing, even as

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just a joke or something. Neverstop on the train tracks, especially with
the damn train is coming right,I mean, wow, you just jacked
them kids up. All right.Some diners are going viral after they were
charged well two hundreds the meal theythought wasn't all you could eat buffet,
but they actually were charged by theplate. Oh no, oh yeah,

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oh yeah, two hundred dollars forall you could eat buffet. Wait a
minute, wasn't a sushi one,was it? No, Like with a
little conveyor coming around, I cansee that just being like, what do
you mean it's not all you chinganother twenty five dollars plate to ching,
another thirty dollars plate ch ching,another twenty dollars plate Ooh that sucks.
Uh there's well, there's an excitingopportunity if you're interested in living this castle.

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It made national news. We weretalking about it earlier. Go google
the LeBlanc Castle. It's in Detroit. They just lowered the price. It's
a look, it's a very measurableand easy to obtain two point three million
dollars. Everybody's got that laying aroundnow they sure, right there, chunk
change, let me just scoop thatup called American financing. Uh, it's

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it's I would say you this,it's a straight up castle. It is
absolutely cool as hell. It's nota house disguised as a castle. It's
a castle, like full on sixtyfeet tall. It's got a dungeon,
it's got crazy It's like it's onlyfive bedrooms and seven bathrooms, I believe,
but it's like ten thousand square feeton six and a half acres.

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It's got big eight says you gothrough. It's just it's a pretty sick
castle. So go Google. Itis pretty awesome. Leave block if you
won the Powerball, definitely worth puttingon your asset list. Oh, just
to say I want a castle,I mean it is in Detroit, so
there's the rub Uh technically outside ofTroy about thirty minutes. But wow,
if that home was in Colorado,millions it will go for sure. Fifteen

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Yeah, I think ten fifteen milliondollars in Colorado, like you know,
just outside the city, thirty thirtyminutes from Denver. Where would that be
if that castle is located you knowin Parker, Golden Lakewood and Golden and
Thornton and Loveland. Yeah, you'retalking ten to fifteen millions. Uh,
it's dope. A video is goingto viral. Uh, it's a guy

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unboxing one of Amazon's twenty thousand dollarstiny homes. I've not seen this,
but Scoop has. Yeah, hesays, it's it's pretty damn cool.
It's it's a legit little thing,like I don't know if you could live
in one of them, but ifyou had two of these and did like
his and hers sort of thing withsome space in the medal, they're really
cool. Well, and the wholething basically just unfolds out of a kind

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of a shipping container sized box.Just oh really yep, I mean yeah,
but well, I guess it's onlytwenty thousand dollars, right, it's
not. I mean, if you'reliving in a full on house with a
basement and everything, yeah, you'regonna really have to downsize to live in
this. But it's no castle.It's not a castle, and it's not
two point three million. There's twentythousand dollars. I guess per micro home,

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right, right. But if youhad some property and a couple buddies
you all wanted to live together,this would be a good way to do
it. Oh really, this isone of those things where you could quote
unquote unbox it or whatever if youhad land like my buddy's got landing like,
uh, I think it's Michigan actuallyor Wisconsin. But is this something
you can pull on to like ayou know, got five acres or something

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out in the middle of nowhere andjust unfolded there and hook it up whatever.
Yeah, I think it's long.Yeah, I think it's got fulling
hookups to whatever. Huh. Sowhen they unbox it, what they do,
it's really just unfolding it. Itfolds up, yeah, like everything
sort of folds down, and uh, it's a lot of unfolding going on

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with the unboxing. But uh,all right, we'll check out the video
of a second. One woman gotarrested. Didn't like her mug sat in
the paper, so she called thecocks and demanded they retake the photo.
Oh wow, I demand you retakethe photo. Well, can we put
a filter on it or something?You know what that is? Right,
that's a crime. For wasting theirtime. Really yeah, So they said,

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all right, she wouldn't stop callinghim, so they said, you
know what, we'll reshoot it.Come on back. She did, and
they arrested her for wasting their time. How many calls could you take to
redo a photo? Oh, Idon't know, Like, I'm I'm pretty
old, okay with whatever photo theytake of me? Right, only you

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know, I'm sorry, but onlyfemale will be like, ah, I
don't like that photo. I gottaretake it, and then bother the police
enough to the point where they're like, all right, you know what,
we will retake it, come ondown, and then get arrested. We've
done enough stupid stories that involve mugshots that there's there's a couple of ways.
Really, what you want is justan average mug shot where you're not
drawing any attention to yourself unduly.Yeah, or even better, no mug

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shots, stop coming crimes morons,all right. One man went to a
gas station, shut fifteen courts andmotor oil down his pants. Oh wow,
yeah, it's pretty impressive, rightsure, And then he proceeded to
wobble his way out of the storeor a detective it just parked you dumb
ass. Yeah, that's pretty obvious. Walking out with that in your pants,

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you can call that walking fifteen courts. He took all of their oil.
A man was giving a dui afterhe got pulled over by cop.
The cop was clued into him beingdrunk. You know why Why because the
man offered the cop of beer whenhe showed up this window. Oh it
was so buddy with a beer.I like the intention, just bad execution.

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What do they say that the roadto hell is paid with good intentions?
All right? Grandmother in East Cleveland, Ohio named Joey and Gibson recently
got two tickets in the mail fordoing twenty seven miles an hour to twenty
mile an hour zone. Oh damn, she's hauling. Yeah, the fire
was one hundred and five dollars.But here's the weird part. She wasn't
driving an automated traffic camera hand outthe ticket. The footage clearly shows her

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vehicle hooked up to a tow truck. Well, the truck driver is the
one speeding, but the camera scannedJoanne's plate and issue to her the ticket
instead. Ah, so this happenedin December. Okay, that's when she
got the ticket in the mail December. So ever since then she's been trying

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to get the ticket moved and haven'thadn't had any luck. Matter of fact,
the police department, she went thereto show them a mistake. They
said, she's got to contact thethird party vendor that operates the camera.
Oh that doesn't seem fair, doesn'tNo, So she tried the courthouse,

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She tried the county clerk. Shetried all these steps. Finally, just
recently a news story did a storyon it. You know, the news
came caught up with it. Thepresident of her city council is trying to
get her ticketing sponged and the finewaved because it's gonna affect her insurance rates.
But the news report is about howthe camera shouldn't have been there in

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the first place. Oh yeah,because the council voted to haven't removed over
two years ago. Wow. Iwonder if people that got tickets on that
camera for the past two years agoare going to be able to go back.
And the damn toadchuck ought to bethe more obvious reason to get the
ticket waved. However, they're tryingto argue it. You know, she

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shouldn't got a ticket anyway, becausethat camera was supposed to be removed,
which does bring out the point ifyou got a ticket over the last two
years while the camera is supposed tobe removed, what do you I don't
know. What do you do there? Fill acclaim? I want my money
back. I feel like there issomebody that was working in that building that
could have waived that, but withouthaving to go talk to the third party,

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right, you know, I goto the third party camera, like,
what's the camera person gonna do?Right? Oh, he took the
picture. You got to go talkto the police about that one. I
know. It's the back and forth. They always get that way, all
right. If you watch enough movies, you would think that, you know,
faking your own death is something youcan do. Oh, absolutely,
just because people seem to do itin the movies a lot. Sure.

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Well, thirty nine year old manKentucky named Jesse Kiff he had just admitted
to attending to fake his own death, and look, he gave it a
hell of a lot of effort.I mean a lot. He accessed the
Hawaii Death Resist Free system using thedetails of a doctor living in another state.
He created a case for his owndeath. He assigned himself the medical

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certifier for his own death, andthen he certified his own death. Okay,
all right, that's pretty that's prettygood step. He's officially in the
system through Hawaii and now amazingly thatthat actually worked. At first, he
was listed as deceased in many governmentdatabases. The police say he was primarily

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faking his death get out paying morethan one hundred thousand dollars in child support
to his ex. He got alittle too hack happy. Apparently. He's
also accused of fraud because he openedbank accounts with a false social Security number,
Oh, because his old one wasn'tworking anymore. Right, Yeah.
He also hacked into businesses, government, and corporate networks with information he stole

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from other people's you know ID andbasically a timpt to sell the access to
their networks online. So he wastrying to be a hacker as well.
Look, he could have sends thirtyyears in prison, but he just agreed
to a plea deal to serve sevenyears and pay five hundred thousand dollars in

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fines plus plus restitution plus probably someback child support. Right yeah, damn,
but this would be thirty years injail. I guess so, but
wow, I mean he was hewas gone. He went pretty far deep
into the old rabbit hole, ifyou will. Right, Faking your death
works in movies like Fast than theFurious. Real life none of that work.

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Yeah, yeah, although I meanit worked for a little while until
he got a little too I guesseasy when it just got a little too
comfortable with h oh, I'll beable to open a you know, with
another bank account with a fake subsecurity number and hacking the government you know,
agencies and start hacking on them.Just I guess you get a little

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combident behind a keyboard and at somepoint you just I realize you're gonna get
busted because there's people on the otherend looking for you too. Anyway,
I don't know why, but theSouthwest flight out of Denver they had to
make the emergency landing because a pieceof the engine fell off. I mean,
in the planes defense, it isa Boeing, but it's got news

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all over the place as well BoeingJet apparently, uh the passengers I think
Southwest and true Southwest fashion because itwas a bone. The passengers were charged
a seven dollars engine cover replacement feethat were sitting in that row. So
look, Southwest, finda don't worryabout fly them all the time too.

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Look, pieces of the engine falloff all the time, all the time.
No, not to worry about.They're talking on the news yesterday that
the biggest issue was that people caughtit on video, which everybody out there
has seen it now, which isdeteriorating the the U the uh how do
you say the equity that people havein Southwest so to speak, in flying

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in general? Oh, people justin general are like, I don't know
if I want to be flying around, dude. It's got the whole engine
cover just flapping it like ten thousandfeet and then it breaks off and hits
the wing. Nothing to see here. It's fine, it's fine. That's
what happens when you get rid ofall your seasoned veteran workers and you know,

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higher based on things other than merit. I thought i'd attached that thing.
Shoot, well, sorry, man, I missed it. Is that
dies follow somebody out in dies area. I'm guessing this is all a Boeing
issue. Well, I mean,but it came it was leaving Denver,
right right right, It's got tobe somebody else there a dia, y'all.

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But nothing to see here. Justlook. That happens all the time,
just commonplace. The engine didn't falloff, just the cover of the
engine. That's yeah. I dida wing, but it didn't do any
damage, not that JU can see. Relax, be fine, sit back,
We'll get your free coke. Theyreally didn't know about the damage till
they landed. I know. Didyou hear the pilot tower conversation. They

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were pretty easy with it. Youknow, it's pretty calm. They teach
those pilots to stay pretty level headed. Yeah. He On the other hand,
Jesus Christ, we lost an enginecover. Bring me in, Bring
me in. It's funny though.The video is like, uh, well
did you watch it? You're like, damn, damn. It just keeps

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getting worse.