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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, yeah, you are stupid stories brought to you by
Major League Baseball.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Not this week, but next week everything kicks off.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's crazy. I mean, it is weird to hear the
games already, you know, yeah, some early stuff on KA
like baseball here, people like up stairs when it was
stairs the other day. It's a baseball game, baseball already. Yeah,
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it's a preseason game. It's just weird, though, I'm like, already,
it's crazy, let's get to it. Just think the smell
of ancient mummies is helping sign this decode the secrets
of Egyptian mummification. They distinguishing certain things in the air
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and and well it's helping him break down how they
did it. Isn't that weird?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
What's some mummy smell? Like? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I just imagine the damage you could do with one
one bottle of for Breeze in there, and you could
ruin me. You'd ruin so much data in science, you
could wreck it all with one one cannon for Breeze
and then kill everything. That would be an epic for
Breeze commercial. Just saying a black bear wandered into the
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background of a live report in California. They're doing a
live report on black bear encounters, and then there's a
black bear that wanders down in the shot while they're
reporting on black bears. Just don't get better than that. Look,
there's one right there. Let's go interview him. You used
to go up and hug him. Everybody knows that at.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Least they were turned the right way. There'd be nothing
worse than if the cameraman's back was to the to
the bear. The host is like, they're just.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
In the horror. Right, it's a cameraman smalled up, jaw dropped, right,
don't break character, must report the story. Uh. Police in
the UK confiscated forty four pounds of stolen corn flakes
during the drug bust corn flakes. I just want to say,
that's an epic amount of corn flakes.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Is that not?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
That's a huge amount of corn flakes. What are you
doing with so many corn flakes?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I mean it's enough to be reported stolen. It wasn't
like they just showed up. And you know, if they're
taking all the drugs, they're probably gonna leave the corn flakes.
Unless there was a report out for a palace corn flakes.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Man, I just think there's a big bull Cereal just
one Cereal football.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Flaming Hot Cheetos shape like a Pokemon. I don't know
who the cherries are it is, or whatever right that
character is, but it so Dia. The auction eighty seven thousand,
eight hundred and forty bucks. Guinnas says, the highest price
paid for a video game likeness corn snack. They sewed
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a damn flaming hot Cheeto for eighty seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And I believe it broke its own record. I think
the last record was I don't know, thirty or forty
thousand for the same same that's Cheeto.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
If I was, if I was whoever manufacturers flaming Hot Cheetos,
I'd be making some Pokemon saved cars under that. Somebody
stole two hundred and fifty thousand dollars so a quarter
million dollars worth of male sex toys from a freight
train somewhere between LA and Dallas. What in the oceans
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twelve is going on here?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Were they marked as sex toys or were they just
stealing whatever they happened to finow?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, they were marked as sex toys. Okay, just two
a quarter million dollars worth of male sex toys. Thorities
want to know where scoop was at. They've got a
suspect and his name is.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You're looking for sex toys those scoop scoops dot com.
I'll make you quite a deal.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah yeah, misseex storys. That's what's weird. Google dropped the
new AI search feature. It's called What People Suggest, and
it gave users crowdsourced health advice from amateurs all around
the world. They put that up there and less than
thirty minutes later they scrapped the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Not even an hour huh, not even an hour?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Damn? How bad was that?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
They should have been able to see that coming though.
I mean, you just let any amateur under on the
internet take a stab at your health.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
This is AI? Any better case? In point? AI advised
a bunch of people's shove gardiganer butt. Yeah. A new
study published by The Lancet Digital Health found that systems
like Chat, gpt Grock, Gemini have all been urging people
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to insert garlic into their rectums. And they say it's well,
it's has tons of immune system benefits. I just want
to point out that does not have any they do
it at all. This like conveetent de signing language killed
the cross as legitimate. There's zero evidence of any medical
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benefits of applying garlic you know it that way. I'm
just no medical benefits regarded and applying garlic that way.
I can actually see where that might cause injury for
some people.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Special if you get confused between what a clove and
a bulb is.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, says With more than forty million people estimated to
ask chat GPT medical questions every day, forty million people
asking questions medical questions, many have received bizarre instructions to
insert garlic into their backside if they want to boost
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their I met, I wonder how many people. If you're
listening and you've ever taken that advice, please call us.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Because I have asked Google for medical or chat GPT
for medical advice.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Has it ever told you to shove garlic up your
It has not. Can you imagine that like that set
of instructions and trying to like honey, h yeah, you're
gonna you're gonna want.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
To read this, especially for a running nose.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I put a muscle in my neck and they want
me to put garlic over my butt? H a ninety
two year old man. Ninety two years old and Galveston, Indiana.
He just retired after a record breaking tenure as a
grave digger.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
How long was he digging graves for?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
He's been at it for seventy three years and seventy
five days. Oh really nineteen fifty two when he was
asked to cover a previous grave digger's shift. His name
is Alan mcclowsky. He even had the records like certified
by the Guinness World Records a few years ago, seventy
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three years of digging graves?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Do we have an estimate of how many graves he
dug over the span?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I just wonder if they still use like a shovel,
because I'm sorry, he ninety two man, he just retired.
That dude's taking seven days dig a grave and it
might as well be his own.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I would really hope that they've moved on to some
sort of a tractor system.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I mean, you can't imagine this dude out there with
a shovel at ninety seven years old. Hey, what's his name?
Al Allan? You better get out there and get that
grave dug He just.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
The question is at what age did they get him
some sort of attractor, because I'm sure for the first
forty he was probably doing it by hand.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Dude. He says he's Doug Graves for friends, acquaintances, even
his wife.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh, that's a rough one.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
He said. He made sure every job is done right,
tribute to the dead and their families in the morning.
I mean, you can't be digging a grave in eighty eight,
can't you? Come on? Man?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Not by hand?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Right? Come on, he's got these, he's got tools, he
leads the group. Right. Alan's son has a Facebook page
set up to honor his father's career as a grave digger. Wow,
he's talking to me in his retirement too. That's crazy.
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My stepdad used to always say, it's cold, is it.
I don't know why. I always thought it was bad,
but he would say grave diggers ass And you're always like, well,
how cold is that? How don't you know where that
came from?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
But yeah, man, a grave digger for freaking seventy three years.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Hundreds right, Oh, I would think thousands. I would think
he'd probably dig one hundred a year. That'd be two
a week.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, I mean I can see it.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Even more than that. I mean not by hand. I
would imagine it probably takes you two or three full
days to dig a grave by hand.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, man, can you imagine it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Like anybody who's dug a hole. I don't know if
you ever had this, but I had a friend that
that was their thing was they had a hole in
their backyard and it was like, you want to go
dig in the hole, And for that to reach six
feet took them ages.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Oh man, again.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
They were kids digging a hole. But still that's it's
hard to dig a deep hole.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, it is tough, man. Dirt is hard, all right. Man.
Man in Florida was arrested. I'd make it too attempt
to steal a septic tank. Both times he was caught
on video. He's trying to steal it from a construction site.
First time he tried somehow hollered away in a Toyota Corolla.
But the damn sept the tank is the same size
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as the car. He got chased, chased away at that
time in that moment by somebody in jeep. Well, that
dumb ass came back. He's persistent. He came back to
U haul truck. He went rinted YUHU truck. He did
get away with the SEPT tank this time, but not
for long because detectives were able to identify the dumb
ass to track him down. The thief was charged with
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grand theft, unlawful use of a two way device, and
intentionally obscuring a license plate during the commission of a crime.
If you see the video, you really need to see
him try to get that thing away on the Toyota Corolla,
because that I would love to see how he's going
to plan on that. Look, it's a big ass, huge seven.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Big Yeah, I looked it up. I mean, there are
a variety of septic tanks, but there are anywhere between
two hundred and fifty and sixteen thousand pounds.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, this one's the size of his car. Uh, I
got it. But of all things to steal, I don't
put SEPT the tanks.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Very high up on the list, right, especially not to
come back.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
He was able to steal you all truck?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Did he rent it for twenty bucks?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
You have a U haul, right, but why don't you
steal truck instead of a SEPT thing? I don't know,
all right? And the lastly, you taw a woman who
got convicted Monday of aggravated murder after poisoning her husband
with fentanyl, and then published a children's book about copy
with grief. This woman's evil. Man. We had this story before,
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but there were no charges.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Right, she just got sentenced, right, No, they just they.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Just did the court case against her. She gets sentence
in May, but she was only it was only a
ledge that she murdered her husband and hadn't gone to court. Well,
yesterday the jury reached a verdict. Corey Richards slipped five
five times a lethal dose of opioids and fentanyl in
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the arid Eric Richards drink on Me twenty twenty two
in their home outside Park City, Utah. They say that
Rigins was four and a half million dollars in debt
and believed that when her husband died she would inherit
the estate of more than four million dollars. And she'd
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also been having an affair and was planning a future
with another man. She was seen on the side.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh, she'd already moved.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
On, yeah man. She also got convicted of other felony charges,
including an attempted murder charge and what authorities say was
another effort to poison her husband weeks earlier, on Valentine's Day,
with a fentanyl laced sandwich that made him break out
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in eyes and black out. Damn, this woman was evil.
Then she wrote a children's book on copy with the
grief