June 18, 2026 • 10 mins
Woman Trades Foster girl for A Monkey
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KVPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah all stop, Yeah you are some stories about your
barn dad. Dad Fathersday is Sunday. So here's an evil trick.
It looks like they're well, they want to put clothes
on humanoid robots to quote boost productivity and help with
(00:28):
the human bonding. Okay, they look they start dressing them
like us. Then what happens next? It's only been a
minute since humanoid robots have been in the equation. They're
not you know, they're not out there as much as well,
not in this country, but other countries like China. They're pretty,
they're amazing, they're out there. But now they start dressing
(00:51):
them like us. Next step is they start looking like us.
Next step is, well, you can't tell them apart from us.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm gonna keep my robots naked. Just just sorry, we
can keep track.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I want him to feel embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
A Massachusetts port authority officially broke Guinness World Record by
creative soccer ball measuring forty seven zero point nine feet
in diameter. Oh wow, that is one huge soccer ball. Gee,
I wonder what for Scottish account's gone viral for this
dude trying to explain American slang terms the foreigners who
(01:27):
are traveling for the World Cup. It's pretty funny too,
the influx of Europeans hitting America shores and you know,
entertaining all things American has been pretty humorous, far more
entertaining to me than the actual soccer games, like the
just the fallout, the ancillary you know, comparisons, their take
(01:53):
on you know, waffle houses in walmarts and pickup trucks,
and you know, it's just been kind of fascinating to
see the emphasis on the differences between Europe and here.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I like the guy that's predicting that there's gonna be
a huge Boston Scottish baby boom in the next couple
of months.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, I had that story yesterday of all the single
ladies in the country flocking towards the you know, the
cities where there's FIFA games at in hopes of luring
in a rich, single, eligible bachelor from across the pond.
Uh all right, let's see what else in the in
(02:34):
the good pile here? Uh oh, here's this is interesting.
It's difficult to find anything getting cheaper, but dollar general
is reducing prices and over two thousand items.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
A dollar general.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, yeah, all right, so this is kind of wild.
Story has happened in New York a village of port Chester.
Sanitation says that, well, they detained the trash truck because
of high levels of radiation. Oh no, standard safety protocols
require that when radioactive material is detected, a vehicle is
(03:09):
detained at a facility until the material decays to some
sort of acceptable level. So they just shove the trash
truck over the corner and wait for the radioactive material
to calm the hell down.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, don't go over that truck.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Dry that one, the one that's growing green. They're glowing green.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, don't don't probably dry that one. But how does
it get radioactive stuff? Officials who might have residents that
radioactive materials must never be disposed of in the household
garbage cans, like individuals undergoing cancer treatment or nuclear medicine procedures,
(03:50):
may generate waste products that contain detectable levels of radioactivity
and urge anyone in that situation to consult the health
care provider regarding proper handling than the spo of related
materials and not place them in the trash.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
What if somebody might have just stolen some stuff from
a hospital, not knowing what it was.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And just right trumped it dumped it in the garbage. Oh,
why is the trash truck glowing?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Bro Uh, check this out if you well, if you
haven't heard about this yet. Police in southern California looking
for two teens who rode through.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
A Walmart on their e bike.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Now there's footage online showing them speeding through the aisles.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's unclear.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Look, they didn't do any damage, says it's unclear if
they did. They didn't do any damage. They almost hit
a customer. This customer and his wife along with their daughter.
This guy Vince. Now, Vince says his daughter has autism
and she was startled. Vince is using a mobility scooter. Okay,
(04:53):
so in the video, Vince, he's the one that knocks
over a display tru I had to keep the kids
that were riding the e bikes from going down the aisle.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So who's in the wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
The dude on the mobility scooter or the kids just
you know, being in the way.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Kids.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, I know it's wrong, but it's coming from a
guy that when they when I worked nights, I'm my intern.
Ben he rode Uh well, he rode my scooter through
Buckingham Square the mall.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Look how that worked out for Buckingham Square the mall.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Now, Vin said that the Walmart employees wouldn't do anything
about the kids on their e scooters. He thinks police
should impound the kids scooters and throw them in jail.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
He had how many people have to get killed to
make this stop?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well, nobody got killed, nobody even got injured.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
No, he's the one that was injured because he drove
his mobility scooter into it the in cap of an
aisle knocked it over. So to me, this is a
what do you call it? Guy Karen?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Mmmm?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Is a guy Karen? And Kevin Keith? Maybe Keith? This
is a Keith over a Cavin moved.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I feel like I've known cool enough Keith's and Kevin's
that it wouldn't I don't know. I have to think
about that one.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
What is a male version of a Karen? Whatever that is?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Vince is being mad like, calm down, pick dude on
a mobiley scooter.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And here we go.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I wouldn't call her mama year, but she's close. A
Missouri woman is facing significant time behind bars after she
attempted to trade her.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Child for a monkey. Brenda Douche perfect.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh no, she was.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
A really charged and felty. Oh no, it's perfect. Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Douche was a really charged with felony counts and neglect,
child abuse, child endangerment. She was later indicted on two
countils of abuse or neglect of a child or one
kind of danger in the welfare of a child. It
wasn't isolated, it was a culture of abuse and neglect,
the prosecuted attorney says. On Monday, Deuce pleaded guilty to
one kind of a danger in the welfare of a
(07:16):
child in the first degree. The victim was interviewed by
child welfare agents and said the abuse began three years prior.
The abuse spanned from September twenty twenty two through January
twenty five and culminated an effort to trade a girl
for a monkey. Thought said, just shot a trade kid
(07:41):
from a monkey. I'm like, man, either a that's a
really bad kid, that's a really low patient.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Mom.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm just guessing that this guy with the monkey probably
gets a lot of weird trades or trade requests.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Oh dude, she did trade the child for a monkey.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He gave up a monkey for this dude.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Wait a minute, I was gonna stop right there.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
But the school, Oh my god, she traded the She
actually went through with traded kid. I thought they busted
her before that happened, right, I said, to read the story.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I would have thought the monkey guy called the cops
and was like, hey, check this girl.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, I don't want this six year old kid, but uh,
you know, I kind of want my monkey bag.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
So the kid didn't show up the school for a month.
The school resource officer told told somebody, school begin investigating
with his own team. Authorities heard the child was then
giving to somebody in Texas in exchange for a monkey.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
This is the rumor that started spreading around the school.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, when the school did this investigation, the school found
out that she had traded the child for a monkey.
So the school put it to authorities.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
So if it wasn't for all the kids talking about
it would have known.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Wow, I can't believe. Said.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
The child has been left alone in Texas for extended
periods of time. One of those was ten day period
where the particular person in Texas left and gone to the state.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Of New York and just left the child.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I guess whoever had the monkey was treated child just
like the monkey.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Right, here's a bowl of food, don't eat it all
at once?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
So bad for this kid?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, horrible.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I wonder what the girl did with the monkey.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I mean she had the monkey for about a month.
It sounds like before or anybody was the wiser to it. Wait,
your girl looks much different these days. What a crazy story?
People with nuts? Man traded child for a monkey? There
are two parties there that are mixed up. Hey, who's
the person that took the child for the monkey? Be
(10:01):
the moment traded child for the monkey? The hell's going on?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Man?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
What movie somebody threw away? Perfect? Good white boy.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I think they need to arrest everybody involved, and then
they give the girl the monkey. It's the only way
this is.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Fair at all. Here, Honey, I know you're ten, but
here's a monkey.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You've been going through a lot of abuse lately. Have
a monkey.
One o seven nine KVPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah all stop, Yeah you are some stories about your
barn dad. Dad Fathersday is Sunday. So here's an evil trick.
It looks like they're well, they want to put clothes
on humanoid robots to quote boost productivity and help with
(00:28):
the human bonding. Okay, they look they start dressing them
like us. Then what happens next? It's only been a
minute since humanoid robots have been in the equation. They're
not you know, they're not out there as much as well,
not in this country, but other countries like China. They're pretty,
they're amazing, they're out there. But now they start dressing
(00:51):
them like us. Next step is they start looking like us.
Next step is, well, you can't tell them apart from us.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm gonna keep my robots naked. Just just sorry, we
can keep track.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I want him to feel embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
A Massachusetts port authority officially broke Guinness World Record by
creative soccer ball measuring forty seven zero point nine feet
in diameter. Oh wow, that is one huge soccer ball. Gee,
I wonder what for Scottish account's gone viral for this
dude trying to explain American slang terms the foreigners who
(01:27):
are traveling for the World Cup. It's pretty funny too,
the influx of Europeans hitting America shores and you know,
entertaining all things American has been pretty humorous, far more
entertaining to me than the actual soccer games, like the
just the fallout, the ancillary you know, comparisons, their take
(01:53):
on you know, waffle houses in walmarts and pickup trucks,
and you know, it's just been kind of fascinating to
see the emphasis on the differences between Europe and here.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I like the guy that's predicting that there's gonna be
a huge Boston Scottish baby boom in the next couple
of months.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, I had that story yesterday of all the single
ladies in the country flocking towards the you know, the
cities where there's FIFA games at in hopes of luring
in a rich, single, eligible bachelor from across the pond.
Uh all right, let's see what else in the in
(02:34):
the good pile here? Uh oh, here's this is interesting.
It's difficult to find anything getting cheaper, but dollar general
is reducing prices and over two thousand items.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
A dollar general.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, yeah, all right, so this is kind of wild.
Story has happened in New York a village of port Chester.
Sanitation says that, well, they detained the trash truck because
of high levels of radiation. Oh no, standard safety protocols
require that when radioactive material is detected, a vehicle is
(03:09):
detained at a facility until the material decays to some
sort of acceptable level. So they just shove the trash
truck over the corner and wait for the radioactive material
to calm the hell down.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, don't go over that truck.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Dry that one, the one that's growing green. They're glowing green.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, don't don't probably dry that one. But how does
it get radioactive stuff? Officials who might have residents that
radioactive materials must never be disposed of in the household
garbage cans, like individuals undergoing cancer treatment or nuclear medicine procedures,
(03:50):
may generate waste products that contain detectable levels of radioactivity
and urge anyone in that situation to consult the health
care provider regarding proper handling than the spo of related
materials and not place them in the trash.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
What if somebody might have just stolen some stuff from
a hospital, not knowing what it was.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And just right trumped it dumped it in the garbage. Oh,
why is the trash truck glowing?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Bro Uh, check this out if you well, if you
haven't heard about this yet. Police in southern California looking
for two teens who rode through.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
A Walmart on their e bike.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Now there's footage online showing them speeding through the aisles.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's unclear.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Look, they didn't do any damage, says it's unclear if
they did. They didn't do any damage. They almost hit
a customer. This customer and his wife along with their daughter.
This guy Vince. Now, Vince says his daughter has autism
and she was startled. Vince is using a mobility scooter. Okay,
(04:53):
so in the video, Vince, he's the one that knocks
over a display tru I had to keep the kids
that were riding the e bikes from going down the aisle.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So who's in the wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
The dude on the mobility scooter or the kids just
you know, being in the way.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Kids.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, I know it's wrong, but it's coming from a
guy that when they when I worked nights, I'm my intern.
Ben he rode Uh well, he rode my scooter through
Buckingham Square the mall.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Look how that worked out for Buckingham Square the mall.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Now, Vin said that the Walmart employees wouldn't do anything
about the kids on their e scooters. He thinks police
should impound the kids scooters and throw them in jail.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
He had how many people have to get killed to
make this stop?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well, nobody got killed, nobody even got injured.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
No, he's the one that was injured because he drove
his mobility scooter into it the in cap of an
aisle knocked it over. So to me, this is a
what do you call it? Guy Karen?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Mmmm?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Is a guy Karen? And Kevin Keith? Maybe Keith? This
is a Keith over a Cavin moved.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I feel like I've known cool enough Keith's and Kevin's
that it wouldn't I don't know. I have to think
about that one.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
What is a male version of a Karen? Whatever that is?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Vince is being mad like, calm down, pick dude on
a mobiley scooter.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And here we go.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I wouldn't call her mama year, but she's close. A
Missouri woman is facing significant time behind bars after she
attempted to trade her.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Child for a monkey. Brenda Douche perfect.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh no, she was.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
A really charged and felty. Oh no, it's perfect. Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Douche was a really charged with felony counts and neglect,
child abuse, child endangerment. She was later indicted on two
countils of abuse or neglect of a child or one
kind of danger in the welfare of a child. It
wasn't isolated, it was a culture of abuse and neglect,
the prosecuted attorney says. On Monday, Deuce pleaded guilty to
one kind of a danger in the welfare of a
(07:16):
child in the first degree. The victim was interviewed by
child welfare agents and said the abuse began three years prior.
The abuse spanned from September twenty twenty two through January
twenty five and culminated an effort to trade a girl
for a monkey. Thought said, just shot a trade kid
(07:41):
from a monkey. I'm like, man, either a that's a
really bad kid, that's a really low patient.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Mom.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm just guessing that this guy with the monkey probably
gets a lot of weird trades or trade requests.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Oh dude, she did trade the child for a monkey.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He gave up a monkey for this dude.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Wait a minute, I was gonna stop right there.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
But the school, Oh my god, she traded the She
actually went through with traded kid. I thought they busted
her before that happened, right, I said, to read the story.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I would have thought the monkey guy called the cops
and was like, hey, check this girl.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, I don't want this six year old kid, but uh,
you know, I kind of want my monkey bag.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
So the kid didn't show up the school for a month.
The school resource officer told told somebody, school begin investigating
with his own team. Authorities heard the child was then
giving to somebody in Texas in exchange for a monkey.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
This is the rumor that started spreading around the school.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, when the school did this investigation, the school found
out that she had traded the child for a monkey.
So the school put it to authorities.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
So if it wasn't for all the kids talking about
it would have known.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Wow, I can't believe. Said.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
The child has been left alone in Texas for extended
periods of time. One of those was ten day period
where the particular person in Texas left and gone to the state.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Of New York and just left the child.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I guess whoever had the monkey was treated child just
like the monkey.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Right, here's a bowl of food, don't eat it all
at once?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
So bad for this kid?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, horrible.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I wonder what the girl did with the monkey.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I mean she had the monkey for about a month.
It sounds like before or anybody was the wiser to it. Wait,
your girl looks much different these days. What a crazy story?
People with nuts? Man traded child for a monkey? There
are two parties there that are mixed up. Hey, who's
the person that took the child for the monkey? Be
(10:01):
the moment traded child for the monkey? The hell's going on?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Man?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
What movie somebody threw away? Perfect? Good white boy.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I think they need to arrest everybody involved, and then
they give the girl the monkey. It's the only way
this is.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Fair at all. Here, Honey, I know you're ten, but
here's a monkey.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You've been going through a lot of abuse lately. Have
a monkey.
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