Would you like to live upstairs from a Costco?

Would you like to live upstairs from a Costco?

Episode Transcript

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One nine KVPI and your show timefor stupid stories. St y'all stop,
Yeah you are stupid stories about tobuy steal and Steel Dealers dot Com.
All right, hey, if you'relooking for a new grill graduations, nobody
else is. Apparently, Uh,grill sales are way down? How far

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down, scoop? How far down? Welly oh, they've never seen such
a decline in grill sales apparently.Really. Yeah, they say everybody got
one during the pandemic. Oh yeah, and now nobody's buying them. Uh.
Five fishmen in Sri Lanka found abunch of bottles floating in the ocean,

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hundreds of miles from any coast.Oh, we're they're all floating together.
Right, Well they drank them,Oh okay, assuming that they were
alcohol, right, I guess.Well, all five of those salesmen sailors

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I should say, died. Whatwas in the bottles? They don't know,
Oh, don't clear what they drankmystery liquid? Yeah yeah, they're
still investigating it. But all fiveof them died. That's a wild story,
isn't. It must have tasted goodenough that they all you know,

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I think after one person would havebeen like right, right, yeah.
Now, everybody piled in, Ohthis is we found some booze or whatever,
not knowing it was a last drinkof their lives. Awful little fishing
a weird fishing boat like you comeacross just you know, Hey, there's
five of us. There's five bottles. Imagine that weird man, weird.

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Here's look. Take this as agood hint uh poket service announcement. If
you will, don't drink anything outof a bottle you find floating in the
ocean. Right, I feel likeit's pretty good, just general overall avice.
If it was anything worth keeping,the people who had it originally would
have held on to it or atleast give it to somebody you don't like.
And just wait, does this tastelike it's gone bad to you?

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I know? Let me just thatyou drink that. Now, see how
it works out the next day ortwo. Where'd you get this? Middle
of the ocean? Yeah, foundit in the middle of the ocean.
A middle school cop North Carolina canface some charges for quote, goofing around
and chasing the teacher. Her excuseis the best part, she said she's

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telling students before. None of themfreaked out about it. I don't know
why the teachers of us set becauseit hurts. That's funny. Fifty nine
year old guy in Miami got arrestedfor stealing money from a twelve year old
kid selling candy. Oh just rude, man. How you go do with

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a twelve year old selling candy?Pretty easily? You give me that money
up? Punk you out man,that's funny. Scrap metal tast eleven plaques
from a sidewalk near LA. Theywere there to honor teachers that were above

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and beyond, but they they somehowunpinned them from the sidewalk and just turned
them in for scrap metal. Waita minute, these historic teacher plaques are
very specialized. I can imagine whatpeople try to bring in for scrap metal.

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Sounds like they'll take it, though, Yeah, I guess so.
Some woman posted a TikTok as shecalled him sick to catch a flight,
and her boss was on a planeeight rows in front of her. Oh
you dumb, dumb Chicken. FlA got the best chicken sandwich cord to
most states. However, Popeyes rankfirst in nine states. Koc and Wendy's

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got three each. The biggest chickensandwich fans are in what states? Coop
Oh biggest fans uh, Florida,Florida. There's a three way tie.
Florida starts with the T. TexasYes, and California No. Tennessee goverd
to Texas Tuennessee number one fans withthe chicken sandwich. How about this?

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You would live above a Costco.I guess the new one being built in
La. He's gonna have eight hundredapartment units on top of it. Oh,
okay, it's convenient. I meanit kind of is apparently tie shopping
at the costco in with you know, look an all access deal. Sure

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you know it's part of your hoi. Maybe that would be he's including
your members. The elevator drops youoff in the middle of the like a
sweatpant department. If it would openlike an hour before everybody else for you,
right it, that'd be sweet.Right? Yeah, you can just
charge my room, all right.America just got replentished well with this panda

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supply. San Diego is doing now. It's two giganic pandas arrived saving sound
on loan from China. First newpandas that hit US soil in twenty one
years. Let's see the Atlanta Zoois the only others do in America that
has pandas Right now, those fourare headed back to China at the end

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of this year, so we're aboutto be panda less, if you will,
none of the panthers in Pandemonium.But they've got something in San Diego.
Now. Yeah. San Diego apparentlyhas last two on the West coast
and then Atlanta last two kind ofon the East coast. Last four pandas
in America they leave this year.Whoa how about Google eyes and a metro

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train? Apparently some people in Bostonjust had Google eyes to five metro trains
just fun because the public campaign comfortto happen. They say it's one of
many quote creative ways they're trying toapprove things for commuters. How about not
letting people do drugs on the trains? Oh that's fun. Yeah, they
put them right on the front.Yeah, I mean they're funny. Everybody

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like said Google eyes. You knowthey needed bigger ones though, see,
oh yeah they do. I meanthose are fun and all, but they
you know, they don't match theface of the train right right. They
need to be about three or fourtimes bigger and they'd be perfect. So
millions of dollars worth of drugs areoff the Califold of streets. After a

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traffic stop on Wednesday afternoon, CalifoliaHighway Patrol put over cars for a couple
of traffic violations. I would saythe driver had no license. Uh oh
oh, you don't have a license. Well, that's probably needed one of
those here in this country. Drivewell before the vehicles and pounded a canine
officer found ready for this two hundredand sixty two pounds of crystal math,

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five pounds of fittinyl, and twopounds of heroin. Wow, that's the
pounds of suitcases of backpacks in thetrunk with more drug packages. The drugs
have an estimated street value of nearlythree million dollars. Man dating, Wow,
did they say what the initial stopwas for? Uh? Several traffic

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violations okay, like not using blenker, not coming to complete stop. They
followed him for a minute. Hewas just didn't know, like he was
very comfortable driving. I mean,that is all things you'd expect coming from
a guy without a license, rightright, big winker. Wow, but
three hundred pounds of crystal methods wm, dude, fifty five year old man

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in Philadelphia recently went to the erafter a bee stung him directly in the
eyeball. Oh. Yeow, itstuck him in the right eye, right
just outside the iris where the irismeets these scare he pronounced, the white
part of the eye. Anyway,the stinger was stuck in it. Oh,

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he blinked. Oh yeah, thestinger was stuck inside of his eyeball.
Oh, anyway, you got togo to the ice specialist because even
after he pulled this stinger out hisuh, his eye was swollen a bloodshot
for two days, had a smallpiece of stinger still lodged in his eyeball.

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Experts say stings to the eyeball extremelyrare. There's there's only a handful
of cases on record in the entireworld. But if it ever happens to
you, go see an eye doctoras soon as possible, because the equipment
in the er isn't specialized enough to, you know, check out that certain

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area of your eye. So goto an ie specialist as soon as you
can. I could imagine what thatwill feel like. Oh my god,
that would suck. I wonder ifthat's something they used, like the laser
lacer board just like sap zap thelast of the stinger out of there.
Now they had what they called weremicro micro forceps to get out. Oh,

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nobody wants a micro forcep in theeyeball. No, I can't say
the same. I mean this eyeballmade it, but you can't say the
same for the b Kenyon all right, And lastly, last Monday thirty two,
old man got arrested in New Orleansfor identity theft. His really very

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unique name is wow renaissin parfait nowRenassen, massive description of somebody who'd been
using frauds in the credit cards aroundtown, and somebody at a store called
it in. Police booked him foridentity theft, bank fraud and a few
other charges. But late that daya friend showed up to bond him out
of jail, but the guy wasn'table to because he got arrested for using

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a fake ID to try to bondRnandsen out for forgery. So he showed
cops to fake ID and claims hisname was Robert Grant, but his real
name, it looks like, isAlan Artist, another fun name. Anyway,
they arrested him with the fake ID, as well as obstruction of justice

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and resisting rest. They think hewas an accomplished so he might face additional
charges they found. They found I'mmore than seventy credit cards and Parfait's car.
Oh seventy plunging different people. Wow, I just gonna watch the credit
cards man,