May 7, 2025 • 43 mins
QUESTION DU JOUR: What People Pretend To Enjoy
TRENDING: The Top Questions Kids Are Googling About Adults
BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: You produce enough saliva every day to fill a wine bottle . . . and enough over the course of your lifetime to fill up 53 bathtubs.
WEDNESDAY MORNING MORON AWARD: A Lady's Meth-Smoking Raccoon in Ohio Got Her Busted for Drugs
8 O'CLOCK TALK: Reminder: You'll Be Screwed at the Airport Starting Today If You Don't Have a "Real ID" or One of These
MOTHER'S DAY MULTIPLE GUESS MADNESS GAME
ONE MORE THING: Mother's Day Guilt: Nearly a Quarter of Us Admit We Don't Call Her Enough
Originally Aired: Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
TRENDING: The Top Questions Kids Are Googling About Adults
BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: You produce enough saliva every day to fill a wine bottle . . . and enough over the course of your lifetime to fill up 53 bathtubs.
WEDNESDAY MORNING MORON AWARD: A Lady's Meth-Smoking Raccoon in Ohio Got Her Busted for Drugs
8 O'CLOCK TALK: Reminder: You'll Be Screwed at the Airport Starting Today If You Don't Have a "Real ID" or One of These
MOTHER'S DAY MULTIPLE GUESS MADNESS GAME
ONE MORE THING: Mother's Day Guilt: Nearly a Quarter of Us Admit We Don't Call Her Enough
Originally Aired: Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Xcel ninety three, KKXL.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Excel ninety three Grand Fork say morning, Well, look who's here?
Happy Wednesday, tump Day. Welcome to this show. What you're
talking to? Microphone? I don't know how hard is it
to talk into a microphone? I got to back up
mic right here. We have a show today. Why don't
we take it up the notes. That's what we're gonna
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do now we begin ye about to get twisted showtime.
So yes, it is. It is indeed seven O two
Excel Monay three Mothers Day winning Mercy Me concert tickets
before they go on seth Bronde that show. Come into
the eleven sec chamber thirtieth. We'll go through all of
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that coming up. Look at a beautiful forecast. Wish my
buddy r J here today hopefully tomorrow because he could
not complain about this. Having National Cosmopolitan Day today, good
day for a cosmos and sex in the city, National
Tourism Day, good day to book a trip. Have I
ever said before half the fun of the trip is
looking forward to the trip. So get it on the calendar.
(01:16):
It's good for the mental in you. Sunshine seventy two today,
Clear Skuys forty eight, Tonight throw back Thursday, Sunday seventy eight, Friday, Monsday,
Sunday eighty, Saturday Sunday eighty too. And for Mother's Day,
how about our first day going over that ninety degree
threshold sunshine hot Mother's Day, I field record setting Mother's Day.
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I have to check the records on that, but yeah,
ninety maybe ninety three degrees on Sunday. Right now, we
have clear Skys sunshine forty degrees downtown Grand Forks. And
let's get into our here's what you missed highlights?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
How about you.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
TV the entertainment world and what here's what you missed
on Excel ninety three.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I need some good news. I have some good news,
your goldfish. That was this good news? A difference between
good and great?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, good news, that's good news.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
This is good news. Good let's hear it. So what
is your pick me up when you're having a bad day?
What could turn anything around for you? I would have
to say my nine year old boxer Uno would be
my answer. But this would be a very close second,
(02:35):
a woman in North Carolina treading after a random guy
pulled up next to her car and asked her about
a bumper sticker that said I stopped for goats. She
thought he might be some sort of creep, but it
turned out he indeed had a bunch of baby goats
in the back of his truck and just wanted to
make her day, which he completely did.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I'm driving to my workout class. So this guy pulls
up and he's like, I saw your bumper sticker, and
I actually have baby goats in the back of my
truck right now, and I'm taking them to my office
to let my coworkers meet them if you want to
come see them.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And I'm like a woman.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Obviously, I'm thinking to myself, I'm either about to get
trafficked or this is going to be the best day
of my life. Given the day I'm having, it was
a risk I was willing to take. So I follow
him to his office. Luckily, there's like coworkers there and everything.
He's super nice and I watch him open his trunk
and baby goats come out.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh video is up at excelnuty three dot com. I
learned a long time ago, don't take candy from strangers
on mark van no windows. God tells me there's baby
goats in the back all in and other good news.
Baby goats making a woman's day good news drive FACTA.
I imagine walking into your yard and seeing this. Someone
(03:48):
in Tennessee got in touch with the Chattanoogas Zoo the
other day after they found a peacock in their backyard.
The zoo is several peacocks that roam free, and two
of them managed to sneak past security the day before.
I don't know if they put on disguise how they
got past security. One immediately caught. Now the second one
is back safe and sound. And finally, an eighteen year
old girl in Texas named Ella Walker and surgery on
(04:09):
her spine last month after a trampoline injury. She's okay,
but it meant she'd miss her senior prom, so the
hospital made sure that didn't happen. The nurses surprised her
with her own prom. They invited her friends, did the
same Roaring Twenties theme or real prom hand and doctors
even let her take her brace her back brace off
for a few photos. She called it the nicest thing
(04:30):
anyone's ever done for her and also re reinforced her
career path. She's heading off to college this fall to
become a nurse. Nurses Appreciation Week School Nurse Day Today,
I am holding up my glass of hold my glass
of water up because you can tell it's radio. Cheers
to all you amazing nurses and those nursing students going
(04:50):
into the profession today. But baby goats, missing peacocks and
senior proms, you're good news trifecta today Mother's Day, when
a let's get into it here in a couple of songs,
I've got so this time around ninety three dollars, let's
do ninety three dollars to simply made, give mama break,
(05:11):
get the house cleaned professionally from simply made A couple
simply made staff kind of go do it for mom.
Maybe mom would like a night out afternoon. Now, go
see a movie. We'll get Mama Chicago Burrito's Gift Card
concert tickets to Mercy Me at the Elever Center. Tickets
on sale Friday, the show on Temper thirty. Northern Air
(05:31):
Action Park gift card. Maybe mom can send the kids
off to Northern Air for a while and have some
peace and quiet. I want to hear about something people
pretend to enjoy but secretly do not. Pretending to enjoy
but secretly do not. What would your answers be? Seven
zero one, seven four six nutty three ninety three. I
do have threads up in the trivity in xl NY
(05:52):
three facebook page their hairtot when the hairdresser shows you
the back of it with their little mirror, tend to enjoy,
but secretly do not. I enjoy getting my hair dead
like the rest of us fellas, I'm sure, But after
twenty twenty five minutes of conversation catching up for a month,
(06:14):
you're ready to go. It's easier just to get up
and walk away than have her finish what you think
might be wrong with your hat again. Oh, mandatory corporate fun.
Mandatory corporate fun. No better examples than the TV showed
the office. It seemed every week they were doing mandatory
corporate fun. I love my coworkers. There's nobody in this
(06:35):
building I don't get along with. I could hang out
with them what we do have work to do as well.
I'm not saying I hate mandatory corporate fun. I would
enjoy Hey, if I knew there was a happy hour
three o'clock today. Don't get me wrong. I know it's
a school day, but mandatory corporate fun, forced fun pictures
of babies in general, says Pete. Sorry, you're so or
(07:00):
your baby looks like every baby out there. They do,
they do. You're just proud as a mom, proud as
a dad to post your kid. Every baby looks the
same on social media. I agree with that one hundred percent.
Oh here's one good one, Sally singing Happy birthday. Oh
I don't know why it's so painful to do, singing
Happy birthday seven one, seven four, six ninety three ninety three.
(07:24):
How about singing happy birthday? Forced mandatory corporate fund with
their birthday cake in the office. Think about that from
DENTI excel nuety three. Hi, Well, hey, good day? Who
is this y? This is Jesse? Jesse. What's the thing
people pretend to enjoy but secretly don't?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Chocolate cover reason?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I think I like those, but now I think I
haven't had one in the two thousands people pretend they
enjoy them. Is that likely I'm eating chocolate, but I'm
eating fruit that cancels each other up exactly, and they
think they're better than you. Snubs, Yeah, fruit snubs. I
(08:08):
see it now, Jesse, what are we doing here? I
can get you maybe ninety three dollars to simply made
for Mom for Mother's Day? Maybe the dinner movie option
a Rambus guy's gift card movie passes the River Cinema.
What are you thinking? All right, let's get you a
or on Mom, or maybe both of you to the
(08:28):
theater and arambas gift guard. What's out today? Awesome? Just
driving to an appointment? Then I got to go back
to work. Unfortunately, always so much to do, so little time. Right,
But if it wasn't for the appointment, this wouldn't work down.
So I'm glad that happened for you.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's why I tuned in. What station has more appointments
and more winning guaranteed? Excel ninety three, Excel nighty three
The Forks at Music Station. Question of the Day Today,
we're such good pretenders sometimes everybody does it. What's something
people pretend to enjoy but secretly do not. Question of
(09:08):
the Day Today, Nancy says, networking events. Our time is
so precious. It seems like any events I'll expand that. Well,
I mean, we don't pretend to enjoy every company's got
teams calls. Now one of the effects of COVID is
(09:31):
the team's calls, which we all did when people were
working from different areas not in the workplace, have continued
on and there are people in the upper middal management
of every company who've got to justify their jobs by
hosting these. We're just a nice little one sheet or
email would cover the forty five minutes of your time.
Networking events could be a whole day of events where
(09:54):
here's a little brochure for you to read, and the
chances are nobody would read that anyway. I understand, I understand.
Jenny says, gender reveal parties, big one going on in
the vankin right now. I haven't heard if there's any
if the pope smoke is pink or blue? Is that
what they do for the I'll check. I'll check during
(10:17):
the commercial break here. But it was a trend, and
has that trend died off right now? The gender reveal
party trend. Glad I'm a dude because I don't have
to attend baby showers. Brandy saying baby showers. That just
looks painful. Again, you ladies, you go through so much
(10:37):
more stuff than we guys have to go through baby showers.
And one of the things versus fancy tasting menus that
expensive restaurants nor I don't like it restaurants. I'm using
air quotes because it's radio Tapa's menus. I like a
(10:58):
big appetizer plate. It's a Midwest thing. Here's my tapas
onion rings. There's two onion rings. Three people at the table.
What are we going to do? Are we gonna eat
one of these? Like like the dogs, I'm lady in
the trap and the price doesn't come down either. Question
of the day, what's something people pretend to enjoy but
secretly do not. You guys are coming up with some
(11:20):
good stuff excelenty three trending coming right up top questions
kids are googling about adults stand by Excel nutty three.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Hello, Hey, Hey.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Who am I visiting with?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
He hight?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
It was something people pretend to enjoy but secretly do.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Not hanging out with the in laws, you know, I
the mind live a couple of states away, so it's
it's not very often, and I don't want.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
To say it's my most favorite thing. I look forward
to all summer, but it's it's a fun little trip.
I guess it's different if it's like every weekend, every holiday.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Right, Right, So you have to pretend you have to
make nice and you hate the judgment or or the
way that you know you don't do it as good
as she does for her little boy, and and so
it becomes problematic and you have to sit there with
your fake little smile, acting like things are all good.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
And most of all, there goes a weekend. Yes, you
could have been doing absolutely nothing at home and been
just fine and happier, right, And so you have.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
To put on your best behavior and make sure that
you don't swear or that you're not yelling at the
kids too much.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Or I'm not saying that's what you do.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
But I'm just saying, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You have to do what he's expecting of you.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
And not what you would normally do.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
So no, I would rather sit and stare at dry
paint drying on the walls than go to my in laws.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Well, Heidi, I appreciate the fact that you're not swearing
at me right now, because my bleak buttons in the
other room and I didn't want to have to whip
that out today, So thank you for that.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
No problem, I can get that filter on.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Heidi Mother's Day taken care of yet, Yeah, I think so. Maybe,
well we can do an upgrade here. I can get
you for mom a ninety three dollars gift card to
simply made maybe the Rivers in Chicago, burrito package, gift
card to a Northern Interaction park, or tickets to go
see Merseying Me at the Levers Center on the thirtieth
(13:30):
of October, tickets on sale. Friddie, what are you think of.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
I'm thinking you have to get to the next caller
because I won last week. I just wanted to share with.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You, Heidi. I appreciate you. I just wanted to share.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
That because it was a real thing, and I don't
want to take up somebody else.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
I didn't realize I was going to be collar nine.
I just thought I was going to get share my thing,
and I don't have Facebook on me, so I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You're so completely one hundred percent honest. Can I just
can I just hook you up with like some River
Cinema passes just cuz absolutely, Let's send you to movie
on your own time. Tell me what station's proud to
be Oh by the way movie premieres. We're sending everyone
to the mission Impossible ethiocho coming out Memorial Day weekend?
What station's your movie premiere?
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Connection Nighting, Excel ninety three.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Am trending test tag trending What excel ninety three?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Kids are trending today? That's right, kids on the computer
googling stuff about us thrown ups. Google's shared a bunch
of stats on Toping's Americans seven googling about adults so
likely the top questions kids are asking about us and
someone I'm pretty funny here too, You're the top five
questions that start with why are adults cell? Why are
(14:50):
adults cell? Top questions kids are googling about adults? See
if you can answer to some of these here? Why
are adults so condescending to kids? Because you're fourteen and
don't know you're talking about I don't really get to
answer most of these because there's no kids living in
Trevor's house. Why are adults so tired? Why are adults
(15:11):
so tired? We've been taking into many inactivity. Maybe an
adult cocktail at a school night. Why are adults so stupid?
Why are adults so obsessed with Disney. Maybe we wish
we were still kids. It's easier being a kid. Why
are adults so mean? Is the number one question kids
(15:33):
have been googling about adults. Maybe because you're making us sad,
you're being a bract Next set is fun too. Here
are the top questions that start with why are we
always excuse me? Why are adults always blank? Why are
adults always blank? Top questions kids are googling about adults?
Number five? Why are adults always so unreasonable? Number four?
Why are adults always busy? Busy working? Sine hustles to
(15:58):
pay off your PS? Four or five? And why are
adults always tired? We're old, just don't have the energy
as the years go by. Why are adults always linked
to trends? I think that's mostly because we just don't care.
And why are adults so happy? Is it because we're
(16:19):
faking it? Once again? You guys with kids at home?
Why are adults always so happy? You shouldn't be stressed
if you're sixteen, wait till you're an adult. But fun
list of questions. Top questions kids are googling about adults. Excel,
I shouldn't say you shouldn't be stressed if you're sixteen,
but wait till you have adult problems. That's what I have.
That's how I want to leave this year. Excel Letty
(16:41):
three dot com trivity page for more kids questions that
they're googling about adults. That's trending.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Bet you didn't know random facts coming at you now.
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that time of the week to visit with the one
they called Courtney bar said Logan ex be real tea
(17:14):
grin City's Living Hello Courtney.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Hello friends, may oh my gosh, and the Jets are
in the playoffs. Wowsers. Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
You want to head up there for the Winnipeg White
Eat party at the season. It should be a nice,
nice evening for.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Us, should we? Should we? You got some tickets?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
No, but we can be at the outside party.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Well, don't you keep the kids that line it up
already in peg City. You think we're going to miss that.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I don't need excuses, Courtney, Okay, okay, Yeah, the outside party,
we go there, we give him our ten box and
we get our white off.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Yeah, why can't we do one here? You know, I
think there's enough people if we've blocked off like Third Street.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You think we've got enough Jets fans now at the
wild Rout. Yeah, and I think the mayor bey on board.
He's picking the Jets to win the Cup.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Yeah, I think that there would be enough people because
they're kind of like our home team. They're closer.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It is closer than than Saint Paul, Minnesota for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
No, there, I think there are are.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
It's an easy pick. Go Jets go.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Yeah, yep, let's do it. I saw someone with the
Slane jersey posting the other day and I was like,
this is great. You know everybody everybody can love all
the eras.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah that's just one point oh classic jersey right there.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Yeah, just rocking it.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
So yeah, so you let me know.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
I can help plan that party talking here about blocking
off Third and.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
It might be so late for today, but maybe Friday
for Game two. Yeah, talk to him about that.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Yeah, you've got to pull.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Well, let's do random facts. We'll talk buying and selling,
and then I'll he showed my question of the day today.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
What's cool?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Betch didn't know how random is this? Britney Spears and
Gerald Ford are nineteenth cousins. Oh, I know, it doesn't
super blow my mind. If they were like ninth cousins,
maybe it would be nineteenth th guys.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Are reaching Yeah, yeah wow.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Shall we go to Japan for a fact? This makes
shopping easier, Betch, you didn't know. In Japan only one
hundred percent fruit juice can display a realistic cut fruit
on the label. Five to ninety nine percent fruit juice
may display a hole but unsliced fruit, and for anything
less than five percent forbidden to display a realistic fruit
on the label. That's interesting and equally confusing.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
It was no fruit in it. It probably has a
smiling kid to de lure you in.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Like, yeah, loving it? Yeah, Betch didn't know. Shredder, who
was the main bad guy in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
was originally going to be called the Greater gr at
Er or great Man, and because the weapons attached to
his arms were designed to look like giant cheese graters.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Wow, so that grated cheese or shredded cheese. You know
they couldn't decide.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Well, he would have learned in the turtles love for
Pizza with the cheese sweader on his arm and be
the end of the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles. So glad
that I'm kind of glad he's not the greater.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
That's weird. It'd be weird though if he's a great
all right.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Two more, We've got categories penguin poop and saliva. Where
do we go?
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Tough choice.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Penguin poop.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Bet you didn't know. Penguin poop amidst laughing gas. So
if you ever go to Antarctica, you are going to
be smiling no matter how cold it is, and chuckling away.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
When they're so happy they just giggle.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I mention that assignments. All right, zoo guy, I want
you to smell all the poop and which one makes
you laugh the most? Great?
Speaker 5 (20:53):
We've been watching the Americas on NBC so good, and
a lot of penguins on there, so now I know
why they're so so giddy.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Is that NBC National Geographic one of those shows?
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Now it's on Sunday Night on NBC, narrated by Tom Hanks.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Okay, yeah, yeah, it's one of those you're learning watching
TV shows.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Yes, yeah, you are some good learning.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I don't have the peacock, so I can't catch up,
but I know what you speak of. Yeah, betch did know, Courtney.
You produce enough saliva every day to fill a wine bottle,
and enough over the course of your lifetime to fill
up fifty three bathtubs. Oh, happy breakfasting everybody.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
That is something. And then it's double when you have
strip throat.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Right, but maybe we have strip throat.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
You're like, I don't want to swallow where it is again?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Maybe that cancels out though for one that's super dry
all like it kind of is right now. Yeah, I
think they factor that into the fifty three bathtubs of
sol liful.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
I think they do. Ye Like, if you live here,
you're going to have these these.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Moments wine bottle to day though, for you wine drinkers.
My mom now can fill those wine bottles.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
She could spatoon it. She could test it today with
a statoon of empty wine bottles.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Spittoon, I like your lingo.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
My dog is whining at the door. I think he's
seeing another bunny out there, Gordon.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
He's telling me off the air her dog cornered to
bunny inside her house yesterday. So there's some pet drama
for you in.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
My bedroom inne the Less.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Do you want to talk pet drama next Wednesday? I'm
going to write it down right now.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Please do Yeah, because we've had I had another bird
come in my house. He's super proud of that. And
then yesterday, yes, the bunny cooped up.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's amazing that bunny found his way in the house,
jumped up at the door handle, opened the door handle.
That's a smart bunny who had no idea what he
was getting into.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Yeah, well, I know you find it's really hard to leave.
But with my horse of a dog that the screen
got a little ripped. And also I just leave the
door open, and so I think all the wildlife are lake.
It's kind of like snow white. Oh my gosh. We're
just going to come in the house now. So I
got to get that screen or back.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
On and now we're going to do pet trauma next Wednesday. Yeah,
please do it. What's your pet? What did your pet destroy?
Something along that line. I wrote it down and circled it.
So now I just have to remember my house. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
He's going to daycare today though, so he can go
destroy oh daycare.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, remind me next week early in the week. We'll
do pet trauma Wednesday. But for now, it's talk buying
and selling Courtney. What should talk about willis.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Today Today, Trevor, I am talking about a lack of
inventory on the market. And there's a lot of people
that think like, oh, we have to do all these
projects and do these things and fix this and YadA
YadA before they get their house on the market, and
that's not true. Cleaning, tidying and just getting your home
(24:02):
prepped is something that just goes a long way. So
there's people that will wait years with their house on
the market because they're thinking, we have to change floring
and do all these things, and it's super false. And
so I would love to if anyone's considering, like we'd
love to move, but we feel like we need to
do this first, I'd love to come in no obligation
and just have that conversation with you, because if staged
(24:27):
right and cleaned out and priced right, your house might
be ready to sell without any of those major improvements.
Done with it. So understanding that people are looking for
a new house, but there's a lot of people that
are looking to put their own touch on it as well.
So we are ready for some more houses on the market.
I've got a ton of ready, willing and eager clients,
(24:50):
pre proved, ready to go, so I'd love to visit
with you. If you have any questions about that, you
can find me on the social at Grand Cities Living.
You can give me a holler seven zero one five
eight zero two zero two four. Or if you're offended
that I trapped a bunny yesterday, you feel free to
use my other a jingle there finder on exprealty dot com.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Now we have people on the edge of their seats
with the the controversial stuff you and I talk about
ten minutes a week, Courtney.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Percent I think you know, even the peda folks would
be very happy with me. I put him in the
front so the dog didn't get him again, you know,
so he is hopping around south Ground.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Forks hopefully, Courtney. Question of the Day today. I have
all by the way, all of Courtney's contact info. I
will gladly slip your way. If you can't get your
remember that right now, you're driving, you're dealing with kids. Whatever,
I've got it, get a hold of me, all pass
it your way. Courtney Barstead, Loget exp realty, grant cities, living.
What's something people pretend to enjoy but secretly do not.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Oh, like the first birthday party or the gender reveal.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Reveal has been a good one?
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yeah, like yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Big one going on in Rome right now?
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Oh yes, big, big one, big one. Yeah, yeah, it's
going to be a big one there. It just they're
just soun come. Especially the first birthday party of the
baby's like, what is even happening? It is a lot
people go crazy. So my my son's first birth party
was on zoom. It was a COVID one and we
got a cupcake and invited a few folks to zoom.
And it was still awkward because she's like, why everyone's
staring at me? So yeah, I just sometimes those are like, wow, intense,
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you know.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Keep it keep it small. Once the kid's a little
older and knows what day of the week it is
or what's going on, you can get a little bit yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Yeah, and then the gender I don't know, I just
think those very a little.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Awkward, but you know, I feel once again, I was
saying earlier today too, I'm so glad to be a guy,
because I really would get exceed I've never been to
a gender reveal party, but that's that's more a girl thing.
And same with the baby showers. That just seems painful
to me.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Yeah. Yeah, sometimes those showers are rough too, yep, so
because you just watch them open. All the gifts those
are that's.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
A lot, you know, so play the rainbow games.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Oh yeah, the poop, yeah, do all the things, but yeah,
tip on those like you don't need to see all
the gifts being open, Like you could take that home
and just like enjoy and have you know some cocktails,
tell everybody hello, kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
You need to go into those parties saying, you know,
I'm glad I'm here. I've got to be at such
and such place an hour for whatever time it is,
so you can do the pop in, pop out. It
goes for anything. I don't really want to be at.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Literally, they should all be open house style, like bring
the gifts, drop it off, have a snack too, the
lou you.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Know, sure, nice, thank you, garden, You're done? Yes, what
else can we solve today?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Yeah, there's a lot going on, a lot going on,
and we can we.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Can do this, Courtney Barstead, Login ESPR Realty, Grand Cities Living.
Most importantly, I hope you have the happiest of mothers days.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Thank you, thank you, angry Yeah, remember I mean anything
by this week right is considered a mother's They gift
their moms. So anything that you want to purchase, whether
that be a home or a little treat for yourself,
you know, treat yourself.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
As they say, Courtney, well we'll do it again next
week and seven more sleeps. If that's crazy enough to
work for.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
You can't wait, Go jets, go.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Go jets go.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Let me put it this way your Wednesday Morning Moron Award. Yes,
more on my nexcel ninety three.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Oh when cops have to confirm someone's arrest report isn't
a joke, you know it's going to be a good one.
Fifty five year old Victoria fin Now got pulled over
near Akron, Ohio Monday for an outstanding warrant. She was
also driving on a suspended license, but none of that matters.
None of that matters here for the story. It's in
the news because one of the passengers in her car
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was a pet raccoon. I don't know if there's any
pet stores in the area that sell raccoons. She also
got fun for drunks. After the raccoon pulled out a
meth pipe and tried to smoke it. The cop couldn't
stop laughing either. In his chest cam got it all
on video.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Reason I stop you.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
You are suspended with a warrant for your arrest, and
the raccoon has her med pipe.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
That's right, Oh my god, her meth pipe. He's playing
with a meth pipe right now. There's no he's trying
to smoke it. Hurry, there's no water, all right, all right?
Enough fun in games studio up at excelmoty three dot com.
The cop couldn't stop laughing. He was arresting Victoria. He
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looked back in the car sell the raccoon named Chewie
Chewey's sitting in the driver's seat holding the pipe up
to his mouth. One report said the cop took the
first meth pipe away, so Chewi grabbed a second pipe
and tried to smoke don one instead. Victoria might have
just been in trouble for the warrant. The police had
seen the raccoon of the pipe led them to further
inspect the vehicle. They ended up finding three it's a
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small amount of crack and seven grams of meth. So
she's facing charges for felony drug possession. Most importantly, Chewy
is fine. By the way, A police said they were
checking to see if Victoria had the proper permit still
legally own a raccoon. Yeah, I guess there's permits for that, Ladies.
Meth smoking raccoon got her busted for drugs. Thank you
chesscam footage, and nobody would believe that was a real story.
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Fifty year old fifty five year old Victoria if I
now from Akron, Ohio. And with the Wednesday Morning Moron Award,
now our third trip to Ohio in the last couple
of weeks, and that's third for the season, maybe Ohio
at de foun Now it's spring and the morons are
flowing like wine. Let's get it back into the question
of the day. Here, have an answer for your chance
(30:44):
to win to at eight thirty five. What's something people
pretend to enjoy but secretly do not? A lot of
answers rolling in on the Chevity Facebook page. Right now,
let's look at that one. I'm to go in hockey.
It's easier just to pretend. And I mean it's hockey
town in USA. Basically grand Forth in a world gets
the stamp of that. But you don't like hockey, people
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look at you like you've got two heads and you
need to get the heck out of here. I think
is the term Brenna talking about politics, something people pretend
to enjoy but secretly do not. It's only okay when
everybody is on the same page, which doesn't seem to
happen very often. Kristin just says people in general. I
(31:27):
think we've got a love hate relationship with people. We
all get along with the people with certain people better
than others. Big crowds annoy us. People being inconsiderate and
public annoy us. And one bad domino. One bad example
could record day Corey going with the gossip. That's a
good one too, who's got time for that? And there's
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everybody in every circle of friends, every workplace who you
know the person who's got all of the gossip. Brenda
going to the basketball games. Sports very subjective, very subjective,
keep your answers coming in, guys, something people pretend to enjoy.
But secretly do not. Seven oh one seven four six
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ninety three ninety three Threa it's again, Trevity xl ninety
three Facebook pages. The countdown really has been going for
five years to May seventh, twenty twenty five. The TSAY
has been talking about it all week. See the lines
on the news, which blows my mind. People lining up
some DMVs across the country have hundreds of people in
mind to get the real IDs, even though you know
they're not flying anywhere in the near future. I just
(32:32):
look at those lines. I can't. I can't even in
my head picture all these people are flying somewhere. Wait
a few weeks. If you're not flying anywhere immediately, it's
it's no big woop today. The day though, you will
finally need a real idea to fly the special driver's
license with a star in the top corner. And you
can't take your driver's license and take a marker and
put a star in there. That doesn't work. If you
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don't have one yet, you're probably screwed today. The TSA says,
if you're over eighteen and don't have a real you
should get to the airport at least three hours early
because you'll be subject to delays and additional screening. I
wouldn't think you need three hours flying out of GfK.
You should also bring as many forms of IDA as possible.
Then the goal is not to lose those when you're
flying to wherever you're going in back. But the IDs
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must have your picture, because just a driver's license on
its own isn't good enough anymore. Even library cards. Just
grab what you've got. Even then you're not guaranteed to
make it through security checkpoints. But there are a few
acceptable alternatives to real IDs. I don't have mine yet,
and I'm not sweating it because I do have a
couple of these. They released a rundown of the complement
the compliant identification. Here's your full list the state issue
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to enhance driver's license. Several states issue these. They'll either
have a star or the US flag at the top
of the word enhanced US Passport, a US Passport Card, DHS,
Trusted Traveler Card, Global Entry Nexus, Sentry or fast card.
Those work a US Department of Defense ID including IDs
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SHOO to Dependence or an HSPD twelve pm V card,
which some federal employees and contractors have a Permanent Resident
card or border crossing card work. These are the IDs
you need to have to fly somewhere. An acceptable photo
ID issued by the federally recognized travel nation or Indian tribe,
including enhanced travel cards, a foreign government issued passport. A
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Canadian driver's license works. A Transportation worker Identification credential, a
US Citizenship and Immigration Employment Authorization card, a US Merchant
Mariner credential. Tell I don't have that. A Veteran Health
Identification Card also works too. DSA, though, says, if you
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don't have a real ID today, you better get to
the airport at least three hours early unless you have
a passport or one or the other compliant pieces of identification.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
Capeche I look forward to build dripping today, getting paid
to talk about deliciousness.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
A tough day at work for Trevor, going to see
you over the lunch hour. I'll be out from eleven
to one today. The Dhi Sweet Street Bakery grand opening
celebration located at the corner of North Washington and Gateway,
driving grand Force. So many delicious specials throughout the store.
I'm sure you've drove by and you've oh man, it
spells delicious. Done that. Let's pop in today. I'll be
(35:24):
out there. I'll eleven to one o'clock today with free
stuff for you guys to Dhi Sweet Street Bakery grand
opening celebration days here today. One more thing on the
way before we go, ninety three minutes commercial free. How
many of us we don't call mom near enough? And
then how many truly don't call mom near enough? How
many of us are lying to ourselves? Let's talk mom
(35:45):
guilt next Mother's Day? Just Twitter, We four sleeps away
right now, excel many three. Well, Hey, I am so
happy to be at work today, even better that I
now that I get to play a game with you.
What is your name? Alsa? What's something people pretend to
(36:08):
enjoy but secretly do not please me? I mean sometimes
I pretend I'm enjoying it, but I really don't. Well,
you kind of need to. You have to get yourself
in the mental We put it off for so long.
Why don't you get started? You have to pretend you're
enjoying it.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
My thing is laundry.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
I don't like folding laundry.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I don't even think people can pretend to enjoy folding laundry.
Let's sting to sometimes you're a really good person you
pretend to enjoy or you enjoy, or it depends on
the day.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
I mean, I guess it depends on how much suit.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Is well Lisa, Well, let's play do you have Mother's
Day taken care of yetes? Or we're gonna play Mother's
Day Multiple guest Madness where you can win either a
gift card to QW Wellness simply Made, or there's dinner
and a movie option, or tickets to Mercy Me at
the Alther Center October thirtieth. What do you want to
play for? I think the wilmer Gow Wellness. We can
(37:10):
get mom and I's massage.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Well, I neither keep it for myself or it's my sister.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Okay, Well, yeah, you do what you like. I'm going
to in my mind and vision it's it's going to
something awesome. You need to get three out of five
right here? Are you ready? Sure? We'll start with the
easy one. When is Mother's Day celebrated in the United States?
A the second Sunday of May be the fourth Sunday
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of Lent see the first Sunday in June or DVA
last Sunday in July. Day It is a there's your
easy one. That's like when you write your name on
your piece of paper on your test. There's your first
point a Lisa. Question two, what is the record for
most children born to one mother? Is it A sixty
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nine B, A eight, C ninety nine or D one
hundred and nine.
Speaker 7 (38:06):
Oh, this is a total guest, let's go A.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
See we're going with C ninety nine is not right?
Sixty nine A is the correct amount. I can only
imagine how expensive christmases that would be. Crazy sixty nine kids,
there's a reality show. All right, next one? You need
two more. We have three more chances. What is the
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oldest mother on record? Oldest mother on record? Is she's
seventy seventy five? Eighty or eighty five?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I think I just feel it by sixty seventy?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Did you say seventy? Yes? That is right, oldest mom
on record seventy? All right, one more, let's make you
a winner. What is the significance of white carnations on
Mother's Day? Is it a They are given to deceased mothers,
They are given to mothers who are expecting a child,
They are given to mothers who have recently given birth,
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or they are given to mothers who are celebrating their
first Mother's Day. Significance of white carnations ABC or D.
What do we think? I don't know, but I gippy
they are given to deceased mothers. Is right? There's a
morbid Mother's Day in fact that meet you a winter
Lisa Winner, Happy Mother's Day to you and yours? And
(39:31):
what station has the best mothers to celebrate? Guaranteed for
one more thing on XCEL ninety three one more time,
one more, one more would you please call your your
mother for the love of what is good in this world?
A little early Mother's Day guilt to hit you with.
(39:52):
How often do you call mom? Is it enough of
people in an Early Mother's Day polls that they don't
mom as much as they should averages once a week.
Talk to my mom almost every day, but that's just
admitting it, so it's probably more like fifty percent if
you more stance from the survey, how often do you
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make your mom feel appreciated? The average answer was less
than twice a month. Top ways we do that are
by spending time with her or just saying I love you.
A lot of these are easy when you think about it.
Sixty eight percent think they know their mom better than
anybody else in her life. So that third glass of
(40:35):
red wine, my mom starts telling stories about how how
wild she was in her twenty is, how she used
to do the hurdles. I think hurdles were big back
one mom's my mom's age went to school track. It
fields a big deal moving on Mother's Day guilt. Seventy
(40:55):
percent worry mom is too much on her plate. Sixty
seven percent thinks she spends too much time worrying about
other people's needs. We realize that I think we do
more as we grow older than how much mom did
for us. As a gif, massages are a popular Mother's
Day gift, but mom's asked what the perfect self care
day would include, and a massage only ranked fifth number
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one in the list. You want to guess Getting to
sleep in, then it's getting her hair did, having someone
else cook, listening to music, and getting a massage rounding
out the top ten. Getting her nails dead, going for
a walk, reading, catching up on TV, and taking a
nice long bath and just leaving her alone might be
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a nice gift. To thirty nine percent, a mom said
they get less than one hour of me time every
single day. Think about this for a minute. That's the
phone call thing. If you ever made an effort to
call your mom then realized it was it was too much.
Like you can tell she's trying to get you off
the phone. Mom's busy, Mom's busy. Mother's Day guilt on
nearly a quarter of us admit we don't call her
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enough that I say, call your damn mom. Yet, let's
give away some money. Spend one thousand dollars on mom.
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Day gift for mom?
Speaker 8 (42:37):
Well, you can't go wrong with the all new electric
remote control jammer from Jamco. It's a problem as old
as time itself. Dad takes control of the television and
has forced the family to watch Diehard so many times
you no longer care about the fate of the Knockatoby
builting Well. Now, thanks to Jamco, those days are over.
Using nineteen eighties technology if recalled VCRs due to radiation concerns.
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The new remote control jammer not only blocks dats remote
from controlling the TV, it punishes him by making his
remote hands slightly numb how well radiation, and by automatically
locking your TV on one station that's guaranteed to make
him avoid the remote.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Completely, the Bravo channel.
Speaker 8 (43:12):
So while Mom enjoys the reunion of the Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills, the rest of the family can revel
in Dad's frustrating ability to change the channel. Yippy Kaya, mother, Father,
you've been blocked thanks to the all new electric remote
control jammer from Jamco. Get one for your mom today,
because next month they're programmed to do exactly the opposite.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
For Father's Day. I guess we can all start telling
racist jokes.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Is also one person from that race signs off.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Is that true?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
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day for a cosmos and sex in the city, National
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ever said before half the fun of the trip is
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have clear Skys sunshine forty degrees downtown Grand Forks. And
let's get into our here's what you missed highlights?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
How about you.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
TV the entertainment world and what here's what you missed
on Excel ninety three.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I need some good news. I have some good news,
your goldfish. That was this good news? A difference between
good and great?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, good news, that's good news.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
This is good news. Good let's hear it. So what
is your pick me up when you're having a bad day?
What could turn anything around for you? I would have
to say my nine year old boxer Uno would be
my answer. But this would be a very close second,
(02:35):
a woman in North Carolina treading after a random guy
pulled up next to her car and asked her about
a bumper sticker that said I stopped for goats. She
thought he might be some sort of creep, but it
turned out he indeed had a bunch of baby goats
in the back of his truck and just wanted to
make her day, which he completely did.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I'm driving to my workout class. So this guy pulls
up and he's like, I saw your bumper sticker, and
I actually have baby goats in the back of my
truck right now, and I'm taking them to my office
to let my coworkers meet them if you want to
come see them.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And I'm like a woman.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Obviously, I'm thinking to myself, I'm either about to get
trafficked or this is going to be the best day
of my life. Given the day I'm having, it was
a risk I was willing to take. So I follow
him to his office. Luckily, there's like coworkers there and everything.
He's super nice and I watch him open his trunk
and baby goats come out.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh video is up at excelnuty three dot com. I
learned a long time ago, don't take candy from strangers
on mark van no windows. God tells me there's baby
goats in the back all in and other good news.
Baby goats making a woman's day good news drive FACTA.
I imagine walking into your yard and seeing this. Someone
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in Tennessee got in touch with the Chattanoogas Zoo the
other day after they found a peacock in their backyard.
The zoo is several peacocks that roam free, and two
of them managed to sneak past security the day before.
I don't know if they put on disguise how they
got past security. One immediately caught. Now the second one
is back safe and sound. And finally, an eighteen year
old girl in Texas named Ella Walker and surgery on
(04:09):
her spine last month after a trampoline injury. She's okay,
but it meant she'd miss her senior prom, so the
hospital made sure that didn't happen. The nurses surprised her
with her own prom. They invited her friends, did the
same Roaring Twenties theme or real prom hand and doctors
even let her take her brace her back brace off
for a few photos. She called it the nicest thing
(04:30):
anyone's ever done for her and also re reinforced her
career path. She's heading off to college this fall to
become a nurse. Nurses Appreciation Week School Nurse Day Today,
I am holding up my glass of hold my glass
of water up because you can tell it's radio. Cheers
to all you amazing nurses and those nursing students going
(04:50):
into the profession today. But baby goats, missing peacocks and
senior proms, you're good news trifecta today Mother's Day, when
a let's get into it here in a couple of songs,
I've got so this time around ninety three dollars, let's
do ninety three dollars to simply made, give mama break,
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get the house cleaned professionally from simply made A couple
simply made staff kind of go do it for mom.
Maybe mom would like a night out afternoon. Now, go
see a movie. We'll get Mama Chicago Burrito's Gift Card
concert tickets to Mercy Me at the Elever Center. Tickets
on sale Friday, the show on Temper thirty. Northern Air
(05:31):
Action Park gift card. Maybe mom can send the kids
off to Northern Air for a while and have some
peace and quiet. I want to hear about something people
pretend to enjoy but secretly do not. Pretending to enjoy
but secretly do not. What would your answers be? Seven
zero one, seven four six nutty three ninety three. I
do have threads up in the trivity in xl NY
(05:52):
three facebook page their hairtot when the hairdresser shows you
the back of it with their little mirror, tend to enjoy,
but secretly do not. I enjoy getting my hair dead
like the rest of us fellas, I'm sure, But after
twenty twenty five minutes of conversation catching up for a month,
(06:14):
you're ready to go. It's easier just to get up
and walk away than have her finish what you think
might be wrong with your hat again. Oh, mandatory corporate fun.
Mandatory corporate fun. No better examples than the TV showed
the office. It seemed every week they were doing mandatory
corporate fun. I love my coworkers. There's nobody in this
(06:35):
building I don't get along with. I could hang out
with them what we do have work to do as well.
I'm not saying I hate mandatory corporate fun. I would
enjoy Hey, if I knew there was a happy hour
three o'clock today. Don't get me wrong. I know it's
a school day, but mandatory corporate fun, forced fun pictures
of babies in general, says Pete. Sorry, you're so or
(07:00):
your baby looks like every baby out there. They do,
they do. You're just proud as a mom, proud as
a dad to post your kid. Every baby looks the
same on social media. I agree with that one hundred percent.
Oh here's one good one, Sally singing Happy birthday. Oh
I don't know why it's so painful to do, singing
Happy birthday seven one, seven four, six ninety three ninety three.
(07:24):
How about singing happy birthday? Forced mandatory corporate fund with
their birthday cake in the office. Think about that from
DENTI excel nuety three. Hi, Well, hey, good day? Who
is this y? This is Jesse? Jesse. What's the thing
people pretend to enjoy but secretly don't?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Chocolate cover reason?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I think I like those, but now I think I
haven't had one in the two thousands people pretend they
enjoy them. Is that likely I'm eating chocolate, but I'm
eating fruit that cancels each other up exactly, and they
think they're better than you. Snubs, Yeah, fruit snubs. I
(08:08):
see it now, Jesse, what are we doing here? I
can get you maybe ninety three dollars to simply made
for Mom for Mother's Day? Maybe the dinner movie option
a Rambus guy's gift card movie passes the River Cinema.
What are you thinking? All right, let's get you a
or on Mom, or maybe both of you to the
(08:28):
theater and arambas gift guard. What's out today? Awesome? Just
driving to an appointment? Then I got to go back
to work. Unfortunately, always so much to do, so little time. Right,
But if it wasn't for the appointment, this wouldn't work down.
So I'm glad that happened for you.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's why I tuned in. What station has more appointments
and more winning guaranteed? Excel ninety three, Excel nighty three
The Forks at Music Station. Question of the Day Today,
we're such good pretenders sometimes everybody does it. What's something
people pretend to enjoy but secretly do not. Question of
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the Day Today, Nancy says, networking events. Our time is
so precious. It seems like any events I'll expand that. Well,
I mean, we don't pretend to enjoy every company's got
teams calls. Now one of the effects of COVID is
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the team's calls, which we all did when people were
working from different areas not in the workplace, have continued
on and there are people in the upper middal management
of every company who've got to justify their jobs by
hosting these. We're just a nice little one sheet or
email would cover the forty five minutes of your time.
Networking events could be a whole day of events where
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here's a little brochure for you to read, and the
chances are nobody would read that anyway. I understand, I understand.
Jenny says, gender reveal parties, big one going on in
the vankin right now. I haven't heard if there's any
if the pope smoke is pink or blue? Is that
what they do for the I'll check. I'll check during
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the commercial break here. But it was a trend, and
has that trend died off right now? The gender reveal
party trend. Glad I'm a dude because I don't have
to attend baby showers. Brandy saying baby showers. That just
looks painful. Again, you ladies, you go through so much
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more stuff than we guys have to go through baby showers.
And one of the things versus fancy tasting menus that
expensive restaurants nor I don't like it restaurants. I'm using
air quotes because it's radio Tapa's menus. I like a
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big appetizer plate. It's a Midwest thing. Here's my tapas
onion rings. There's two onion rings. Three people at the table.
What are we going to do? Are we gonna eat
one of these? Like like the dogs, I'm lady in
the trap and the price doesn't come down either. Question
of the day, what's something people pretend to enjoy but
secretly do not. You guys are coming up with some
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It was something people pretend to enjoy but secretly do.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Not hanging out with the in laws, you know, I
the mind live a couple of states away, so it's
it's not very often, and I don't want.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
To say it's my most favorite thing. I look forward
to all summer, but it's it's a fun little trip.
I guess it's different if it's like every weekend, every holiday.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Right, Right, So you have to pretend you have to
make nice and you hate the judgment or or the
way that you know you don't do it as good
as she does for her little boy, and and so
it becomes problematic and you have to sit there with
your fake little smile, acting like things are all good.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
And most of all, there goes a weekend. Yes, you
could have been doing absolutely nothing at home and been
just fine and happier, right, And so you have.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
To put on your best behavior and make sure that
you don't swear or that you're not yelling at the
kids too much.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Or I'm not saying that's what you do.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
But I'm just saying, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You have to do what he's expecting of you.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
And not what you would normally do.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
So no, I would rather sit and stare at dry
paint drying on the walls than go to my in laws.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Well, Heidi, I appreciate the fact that you're not swearing
at me right now, because my bleak buttons in the
other room and I didn't want to have to whip
that out today, So thank you for that.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
No problem, I can get that filter on.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Heidi Mother's Day taken care of yet, Yeah, I think so. Maybe,
well we can do an upgrade here. I can get
you for mom a ninety three dollars gift card to
simply made maybe the Rivers in Chicago, burrito package, gift
card to a Northern Interaction park, or tickets to go
see Merseying Me at the Levers Center on the thirtieth
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of October, tickets on sale. Friddie, what are you think of.
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because I won last week. I just wanted to share with.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You, Heidi. I appreciate you. I just wanted to share.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
That because it was a real thing, and I don't
want to take up somebody else.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't realize I was going to be collar nine.
I just thought I was going to get share my thing,
and I don't have Facebook on me, so I'm sorry.
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can I just hook you up with like some River
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Kids are trending today? That's right, kids on the computer
googling stuff about us thrown ups. Google's shared a bunch
of stats on Toping's Americans seven googling about adults so
likely the top questions kids are asking about us and
someone I'm pretty funny here too, You're the top five
questions that start with why are adults cell? Why are
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adults cell? Top questions kids are googling about adults? See
if you can answer to some of these here? Why
are adults so condescending to kids? Because you're fourteen and
don't know you're talking about I don't really get to
answer most of these because there's no kids living in
Trevor's house. Why are adults so tired? Why are adults
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so tired? We've been taking into many inactivity. Maybe an
adult cocktail at a school night. Why are adults so stupid?
Why are adults so obsessed with Disney. Maybe we wish
we were still kids. It's easier being a kid. Why
are adults so mean? Is the number one question kids
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have been googling about adults. Maybe because you're making us sad,
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adults always tired? We're old, just don't have the energy
as the years go by. Why are adults always linked
to trends? I think that's mostly because we just don't care.
And why are adults so happy? Is it because we're
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faking it? Once again? You guys with kids at home?
Why are adults always so happy? You shouldn't be stressed
if you're sixteen, wait till you're an adult. But fun
list of questions. Top questions kids are googling about adults. Excel,
I shouldn't say you shouldn't be stressed if you're sixteen,
but wait till you have adult problems. That's what I have.
That's how I want to leave this year. Excel Letty
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grin City's Living Hello Courtney.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Hello friends, may oh my gosh, and the Jets are
in the playoffs. Wowsers. Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
You want to head up there for the Winnipeg White
Eat party at the season. It should be a nice,
nice evening for.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Us, should we? Should we? You got some tickets?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
No, but we can be at the outside party.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Well, don't you keep the kids that line it up
already in peg City. You think we're going to miss that.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I don't need excuses, Courtney, Okay, okay, Yeah, the outside party,
we go there, we give him our ten box and
we get our white off.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Yeah, why can't we do one here? You know, I
think there's enough people if we've blocked off like Third Street.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You think we've got enough Jets fans now at the
wild Rout. Yeah, and I think the mayor bey on board.
He's picking the Jets to win the Cup.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Yeah, I think that there would be enough people because
they're kind of like our home team. They're closer.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It is closer than than Saint Paul, Minnesota for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
No, there, I think there are are.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
It's an easy pick. Go Jets go.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Yeah, yep, let's do it. I saw someone with the
Slane jersey posting the other day and I was like,
this is great. You know everybody everybody can love all
the eras.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah that's just one point oh classic jersey right there.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Yeah, just rocking it.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
So yeah, so you let me know.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
I can help plan that party talking here about blocking
off Third and.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
It might be so late for today, but maybe Friday
for Game two. Yeah, talk to him about that.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Yeah, you've got to pull.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Well, let's do random facts. We'll talk buying and selling,
and then I'll he showed my question of the day today.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
What's cool?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Betch didn't know how random is this? Britney Spears and
Gerald Ford are nineteenth cousins. Oh, I know, it doesn't
super blow my mind. If they were like ninth cousins,
maybe it would be nineteenth th guys.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Are reaching Yeah, yeah wow.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Shall we go to Japan for a fact? This makes
shopping easier, Betch, you didn't know. In Japan only one
hundred percent fruit juice can display a realistic cut fruit
on the label. Five to ninety nine percent fruit juice
may display a hole but unsliced fruit, and for anything
less than five percent forbidden to display a realistic fruit
on the label. That's interesting and equally confusing.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
It was no fruit in it. It probably has a
smiling kid to de lure you in.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Like, yeah, loving it? Yeah, Betch didn't know. Shredder, who
was the main bad guy in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
was originally going to be called the Greater gr at
Er or great Man, and because the weapons attached to
his arms were designed to look like giant cheese graters.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Wow, so that grated cheese or shredded cheese. You know
they couldn't decide.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Well, he would have learned in the turtles love for
Pizza with the cheese sweader on his arm and be
the end of the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles. So glad
that I'm kind of glad he's not the greater.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
That's weird. It'd be weird though if he's a great
all right.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Two more, We've got categories penguin poop and saliva. Where
do we go?
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Tough choice.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Penguin poop.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Bet you didn't know. Penguin poop amidst laughing gas. So
if you ever go to Antarctica, you are going to
be smiling no matter how cold it is, and chuckling away.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
When they're so happy they just giggle.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I mention that assignments. All right, zoo guy, I want
you to smell all the poop and which one makes
you laugh the most? Great?
Speaker 5 (20:53):
We've been watching the Americas on NBC so good, and
a lot of penguins on there, so now I know
why they're so so giddy.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Is that NBC National Geographic one of those shows?
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Now it's on Sunday Night on NBC, narrated by Tom Hanks.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Okay, yeah, yeah, it's one of those you're learning watching
TV shows.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Yes, yeah, you are some good learning.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I don't have the peacock, so I can't catch up,
but I know what you speak of. Yeah, betch did know, Courtney.
You produce enough saliva every day to fill a wine bottle,
and enough over the course of your lifetime to fill
up fifty three bathtubs. Oh, happy breakfasting everybody.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
That is something. And then it's double when you have
strip throat.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Right, but maybe we have strip throat.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
You're like, I don't want to swallow where it is again?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Maybe that cancels out though for one that's super dry
all like it kind of is right now. Yeah, I
think they factor that into the fifty three bathtubs of
sol liful.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
I think they do. Ye Like, if you live here,
you're going to have these these.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Moments wine bottle to day though, for you wine drinkers.
My mom now can fill those wine bottles.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
She could spatoon it. She could test it today with
a statoon of empty wine bottles.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Spittoon, I like your lingo.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
My dog is whining at the door. I think he's
seeing another bunny out there, Gordon.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
He's telling me off the air her dog cornered to
bunny inside her house yesterday. So there's some pet drama
for you in.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
My bedroom inne the Less.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Do you want to talk pet drama next Wednesday? I'm
going to write it down right now.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Please do Yeah, because we've had I had another bird
come in my house. He's super proud of that. And
then yesterday, yes, the bunny cooped up.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's amazing that bunny found his way in the house,
jumped up at the door handle, opened the door handle.
That's a smart bunny who had no idea what he
was getting into.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Yeah, well, I know you find it's really hard to leave.
But with my horse of a dog that the screen
got a little ripped. And also I just leave the
door open, and so I think all the wildlife are lake.
It's kind of like snow white. Oh my gosh. We're
just going to come in the house now. So I
got to get that screen or back.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
On and now we're going to do pet trauma next Wednesday. Yeah,
please do it. What's your pet? What did your pet destroy?
Something along that line. I wrote it down and circled it.
So now I just have to remember my house. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
He's going to daycare today though, so he can go
destroy oh daycare.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, remind me next week early in the week. We'll
do pet trauma Wednesday. But for now, it's talk buying
and selling Courtney. What should talk about willis.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Today Today, Trevor, I am talking about a lack of
inventory on the market. And there's a lot of people
that think like, oh, we have to do all these
projects and do these things and fix this and YadA
YadA before they get their house on the market, and
that's not true. Cleaning, tidying and just getting your home
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prepped is something that just goes a long way. So
there's people that will wait years with their house on
the market because they're thinking, we have to change floring
and do all these things, and it's super false. And
so I would love to if anyone's considering, like we'd
love to move, but we feel like we need to
do this first, I'd love to come in no obligation
and just have that conversation with you, because if staged
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right and cleaned out and priced right, your house might
be ready to sell without any of those major improvements.
Done with it. So understanding that people are looking for
a new house, but there's a lot of people that
are looking to put their own touch on it as well.
So we are ready for some more houses on the market.
I've got a ton of ready, willing and eager clients,
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pre proved, ready to go, so I'd love to visit
with you. If you have any questions about that, you
can find me on the social at Grand Cities Living.
You can give me a holler seven zero one five
eight zero two zero two four. Or if you're offended
that I trapped a bunny yesterday, you feel free to
use my other a jingle there finder on exprealty dot com.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Now we have people on the edge of their seats
with the the controversial stuff you and I talk about
ten minutes a week, Courtney.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Percent I think you know, even the peda folks would
be very happy with me. I put him in the
front so the dog didn't get him again, you know,
so he is hopping around south Ground.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Forks hopefully, Courtney. Question of the Day today. I have
all by the way, all of Courtney's contact info. I
will gladly slip your way. If you can't get your
remember that right now, you're driving, you're dealing with kids. Whatever,
I've got it, get a hold of me, all pass
it your way. Courtney Barstead, Loget exp realty, grant cities, living.
What's something people pretend to enjoy but secretly do not.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Oh, like the first birthday party or the gender reveal.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Reveal has been a good one?
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yeah, like yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Big one going on in Rome right now?
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Oh yes, big, big one, big one. Yeah, yeah, it's
going to be a big one there. It just they're
just soun come. Especially the first birthday party of the
baby's like, what is even happening? It is a lot
people go crazy. So my my son's first birth party
was on zoom. It was a COVID one and we
got a cupcake and invited a few folks to zoom.
And it was still awkward because she's like, why everyone's
staring at me? So yeah, I just sometimes those are like, wow, intense,
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you know.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Keep it keep it small. Once the kid's a little
older and knows what day of the week it is
or what's going on, you can get a little bit yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Yeah, and then the gender I don't know, I just
think those very a little.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Awkward, but you know, I feel once again, I was
saying earlier today too, I'm so glad to be a guy,
because I really would get exceed I've never been to
a gender reveal party, but that's that's more a girl thing.
And same with the baby showers. That just seems painful
to me.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Yeah. Yeah, sometimes those showers are rough too, yep, so
because you just watch them open. All the gifts those
are that's.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
A lot, you know, so play the rainbow games.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Oh yeah, the poop, yeah, do all the things, but yeah,
tip on those like you don't need to see all
the gifts being open, Like you could take that home
and just like enjoy and have you know some cocktails,
tell everybody hello, kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
You need to go into those parties saying, you know,
I'm glad I'm here. I've got to be at such
and such place an hour for whatever time it is,
so you can do the pop in, pop out. It
goes for anything. I don't really want to be at.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Literally, they should all be open house style, like bring
the gifts, drop it off, have a snack too, the
lou you.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Know, sure, nice, thank you, garden, You're done? Yes, what
else can we solve today?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Yeah, there's a lot going on, a lot going on,
and we can we.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Can do this, Courtney Barstead, Login ESPR Realty, Grand Cities Living.
Most importantly, I hope you have the happiest of mothers days.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Thank you, thank you, angry Yeah, remember I mean anything
by this week right is considered a mother's They gift
their moms. So anything that you want to purchase, whether
that be a home or a little treat for yourself,
you know, treat yourself.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
As they say, Courtney, well we'll do it again next
week and seven more sleeps. If that's crazy enough to
work for.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
You can't wait, Go jets, go.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Go jets go.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Let me put it this way your Wednesday Morning Moron Award. Yes,
more on my nexcel ninety three.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Oh when cops have to confirm someone's arrest report isn't
a joke, you know it's going to be a good one.
Fifty five year old Victoria fin Now got pulled over
near Akron, Ohio Monday for an outstanding warrant. She was
also driving on a suspended license, but none of that matters.
None of that matters here for the story. It's in
the news because one of the passengers in her car
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was a pet raccoon. I don't know if there's any
pet stores in the area that sell raccoons. She also
got fun for drunks. After the raccoon pulled out a
meth pipe and tried to smoke it. The cop couldn't
stop laughing either. In his chest cam got it all
on video.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Reason I stop you.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
You are suspended with a warrant for your arrest, and
the raccoon has her med pipe.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
That's right, Oh my god, her meth pipe. He's playing
with a meth pipe right now. There's no he's trying
to smoke it. Hurry, there's no water, all right, all right?
Enough fun in games studio up at excelmoty three dot com.
The cop couldn't stop laughing. He was arresting Victoria. He
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looked back in the car sell the raccoon named Chewie
Chewey's sitting in the driver's seat holding the pipe up
to his mouth. One report said the cop took the
first meth pipe away, so Chewi grabbed a second pipe
and tried to smoke don one instead. Victoria might have
just been in trouble for the warrant. The police had
seen the raccoon of the pipe led them to further
inspect the vehicle. They ended up finding three it's a
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small amount of crack and seven grams of meth. So
she's facing charges for felony drug possession. Most importantly, Chewy
is fine. By the way, A police said they were
checking to see if Victoria had the proper permit still
legally own a raccoon. Yeah, I guess there's permits for that, Ladies.
Meth smoking raccoon got her busted for drugs. Thank you
chesscam footage, and nobody would believe that was a real story.
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Fifty year old fifty five year old Victoria if I
now from Akron, Ohio. And with the Wednesday Morning Moron Award,
now our third trip to Ohio in the last couple
of weeks, and that's third for the season, maybe Ohio
at de foun Now it's spring and the morons are
flowing like wine. Let's get it back into the question
of the day. Here, have an answer for your chance
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to win to at eight thirty five. What's something people
pretend to enjoy but secretly do not? A lot of
answers rolling in on the Chevity Facebook page. Right now,
let's look at that one. I'm to go in hockey.
It's easier just to pretend. And I mean it's hockey
town in USA. Basically grand Forth in a world gets
the stamp of that. But you don't like hockey, people
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look at you like you've got two heads and you
need to get the heck out of here. I think
is the term Brenna talking about politics, something people pretend
to enjoy but secretly do not. It's only okay when
everybody is on the same page, which doesn't seem to
happen very often. Kristin just says people in general. I
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think we've got a love hate relationship with people. We
all get along with the people with certain people better
than others. Big crowds annoy us. People being inconsiderate and
public annoy us. And one bad domino. One bad example
could record day Corey going with the gossip. That's a
good one too, who's got time for that? And there's
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everybody in every circle of friends, every workplace who you
know the person who's got all of the gossip. Brenda
going to the basketball games. Sports very subjective, very subjective,
keep your answers coming in, guys, something people pretend to enjoy.
But secretly do not. Seven oh one seven four six
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ninety three ninety three Threa it's again, Trevity xl ninety
three Facebook pages. The countdown really has been going for
five years to May seventh, twenty twenty five. The TSAY
has been talking about it all week. See the lines
on the news, which blows my mind. People lining up
some DMVs across the country have hundreds of people in
mind to get the real IDs, even though you know
they're not flying anywhere in the near future. I just
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look at those lines. I can't. I can't even in
my head picture all these people are flying somewhere. Wait
a few weeks. If you're not flying anywhere immediately, it's
it's no big woop today. The day though, you will
finally need a real idea to fly the special driver's
license with a star in the top corner. And you
can't take your driver's license and take a marker and
put a star in there. That doesn't work. If you
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don't have one yet, you're probably screwed today. The TSA says,
if you're over eighteen and don't have a real you
should get to the airport at least three hours early
because you'll be subject to delays and additional screening. I
wouldn't think you need three hours flying out of GfK.
You should also bring as many forms of IDA as possible.
Then the goal is not to lose those when you're
flying to wherever you're going in back. But the IDs
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must have your picture, because just a driver's license on
its own isn't good enough anymore. Even library cards. Just
grab what you've got. Even then you're not guaranteed to
make it through security checkpoints. But there are a few
acceptable alternatives to real IDs. I don't have mine yet,
and I'm not sweating it because I do have a
couple of these. They released a rundown of the complement
the compliant identification. Here's your full list the state issue
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to enhance driver's license. Several states issue these. They'll either
have a star or the US flag at the top
of the word enhanced US Passport, a US Passport Card, DHS,
Trusted Traveler Card, Global Entry Nexus, Sentry or fast card.
Those work a US Department of Defense ID including IDs
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SHOO to Dependence or an HSPD twelve pm V card,
which some federal employees and contractors have a Permanent Resident
card or border crossing card work. These are the IDs
you need to have to fly somewhere. An acceptable photo
ID issued by the federally recognized travel nation or Indian tribe,
including enhanced travel cards, a foreign government issued passport. A
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Canadian driver's license works. A Transportation worker Identification credential, a
US Citizenship and Immigration Employment Authorization card, a US Merchant
Mariner credential. Tell I don't have that. A Veteran Health
Identification Card also works too. DSA, though, says, if you
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don't have a real ID today, you better get to
the airport at least three hours early unless you have
a passport or one or the other compliant pieces of identification.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
Capeche I look forward to build dripping today, getting paid
to talk about deliciousness.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
A tough day at work for Trevor, going to see
you over the lunch hour. I'll be out from eleven
to one today. The Dhi Sweet Street Bakery grand opening
celebration located at the corner of North Washington and Gateway,
driving grand Force. So many delicious specials throughout the store.
I'm sure you've drove by and you've oh man, it
spells delicious. Done that. Let's pop in today. I'll be
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out there. I'll eleven to one o'clock today with free
stuff for you guys to Dhi Sweet Street Bakery grand
opening celebration days here today. One more thing on the
way before we go, ninety three minutes commercial free. How
many of us we don't call mom near enough? And
then how many truly don't call mom near enough? How
many of us are lying to ourselves? Let's talk mom
(35:45):
guilt next Mother's Day? Just Twitter, We four sleeps away
right now, excel many three. Well, Hey, I am so
happy to be at work today, even better that I
now that I get to play a game with you.
What is your name? Alsa? What's something people pretend to
(36:08):
enjoy but secretly do not please me? I mean sometimes
I pretend I'm enjoying it, but I really don't. Well,
you kind of need to. You have to get yourself
in the mental We put it off for so long.
Why don't you get started? You have to pretend you're
enjoying it.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
My thing is laundry.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
I don't like folding laundry.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I don't even think people can pretend to enjoy folding laundry.
Let's sting to sometimes you're a really good person you
pretend to enjoy or you enjoy, or it depends on
the day.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
I mean, I guess it depends on how much suit.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Is well Lisa, Well, let's play do you have Mother's
Day taken care of yetes? Or we're gonna play Mother's
Day Multiple guest Madness where you can win either a
gift card to QW Wellness simply Made, or there's dinner
and a movie option, or tickets to Mercy Me at
the Alther Center October thirtieth. What do you want to
play for? I think the wilmer Gow Wellness. We can
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get mom and I's massage.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Well, I neither keep it for myself or it's my sister.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Okay, Well, yeah, you do what you like. I'm going
to in my mind and vision it's it's going to
something awesome. You need to get three out of five
right here? Are you ready? Sure? We'll start with the
easy one. When is Mother's Day celebrated in the United States?
A the second Sunday of May be the fourth Sunday
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of Lent see the first Sunday in June or DVA
last Sunday in July. Day It is a there's your
easy one. That's like when you write your name on
your piece of paper on your test. There's your first
point a Lisa. Question two, what is the record for
most children born to one mother? Is it A sixty
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nine B, A eight, C ninety nine or D one
hundred and nine.
Speaker 7 (38:06):
Oh, this is a total guest, let's go A.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
See we're going with C ninety nine is not right?
Sixty nine A is the correct amount. I can only
imagine how expensive christmases that would be. Crazy sixty nine kids,
there's a reality show. All right, next one? You need
two more. We have three more chances. What is the
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oldest mother on record? Oldest mother on record? Is she's
seventy seventy five? Eighty or eighty five?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I think I just feel it by sixty seventy?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Did you say seventy? Yes? That is right, oldest mom
on record seventy? All right, one more, let's make you
a winner. What is the significance of white carnations on
Mother's Day? Is it a They are given to deceased mothers,
They are given to mothers who are expecting a child,
They are given to mothers who have recently given birth,
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or they are given to mothers who are celebrating their
first Mother's Day. Significance of white carnations ABC or D.
What do we think? I don't know, but I gippy
they are given to deceased mothers. Is right? There's a
morbid Mother's Day in fact that meet you a winter
Lisa Winner, Happy Mother's Day to you and yours? And
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what station has the best mothers to celebrate? Guaranteed for
one more thing on XCEL ninety three one more time,
one more, one more would you please call your your
mother for the love of what is good in this world?
A little early Mother's Day guilt to hit you with.
(39:52):
How often do you call mom? Is it enough of
people in an Early Mother's Day polls that they don't
mom as much as they should averages once a week.
Talk to my mom almost every day, but that's just
admitting it, so it's probably more like fifty percent if
you more stance from the survey, how often do you
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make your mom feel appreciated? The average answer was less
than twice a month. Top ways we do that are
by spending time with her or just saying I love you.
A lot of these are easy when you think about it.
Sixty eight percent think they know their mom better than
anybody else in her life. So that third glass of
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red wine, my mom starts telling stories about how how
wild she was in her twenty is, how she used
to do the hurdles. I think hurdles were big back
one mom's my mom's age went to school track. It
fields a big deal moving on Mother's Day guilt. Seventy
(40:55):
percent worry mom is too much on her plate. Sixty
seven percent thinks she spends too much time worrying about
other people's needs. We realize that I think we do
more as we grow older than how much mom did
for us. As a gif, massages are a popular Mother's
Day gift, but mom's asked what the perfect self care
day would include, and a massage only ranked fifth number
(41:18):
one in the list. You want to guess Getting to
sleep in, then it's getting her hair did, having someone
else cook, listening to music, and getting a massage rounding
out the top ten. Getting her nails dead, going for
a walk, reading, catching up on TV, and taking a
nice long bath and just leaving her alone might be
(41:39):
a nice gift. To thirty nine percent, a mom said
they get less than one hour of me time every
single day. Think about this for a minute. That's the
phone call thing. If you ever made an effort to
call your mom then realized it was it was too much.
Like you can tell she's trying to get you off
the phone. Mom's busy, Mom's busy. Mother's Day guilt on
nearly a quarter of us admit we don't call her
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enough that I say, call your damn mom. Yet, let's
give away some money. Spend one thousand dollars on mom.
You're gonna win in ten minutes. In fact, we have
nine chances at one thousand dollars your payer. Bill's gy
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You can do a two O. You're listening on the
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win something else for mom. In nine to fifteen and
then in nine thirty and trending top questions kids are
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com the Charvity page four. That's it. We're forced sleeps
away from Mother's Day. You need a last minute Mother's
Day gift for mom?
Speaker 8 (42:37):
Well, you can't go wrong with the all new electric
remote control jammer from Jamco. It's a problem as old
as time itself. Dad takes control of the television and
has forced the family to watch Diehard so many times
you no longer care about the fate of the Knockatoby
builting Well. Now, thanks to Jamco, those days are over.
Using nineteen eighties technology if recalled VCRs due to radiation concerns.
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The new remote control jammer not only blocks dats remote
from controlling the TV, it punishes him by making his
remote hands slightly numb how well radiation, and by automatically
locking your TV on one station that's guaranteed to make
him avoid the remote.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Completely, the Bravo channel.
Speaker 8 (43:12):
So while Mom enjoys the reunion of the Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills, the rest of the family can revel
in Dad's frustrating ability to change the channel. Yippy Kaya, mother, Father,
you've been blocked thanks to the all new electric remote
control jammer from Jamco. Get one for your mom today,
because next month they're programmed to do exactly the opposite.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
For Father's Day. I guess we can all start telling
racist jokes.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Is also one person from that race signs off.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Is that true?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Wrong with the Treverty in the morning show six to
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