March 25, 2026 • 45 mins
The wheels are falling off for the Red Wings playoff hopes, teens feeling more pressure to be on social media than to drink or smoke nowadays, another incident at the studio that involves an employees car getting smoked, a guy in trouble for walking with his pee pee out at Walmart, the top places to live in America, Josh misses Doug and being in radio wars with the competition, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
WULLZ Detroit one six point seven Detroit's.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Wheels, an I Heart radio station guaranteed human.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
All right, welcome in six oh nine Josh Hennis Show,
Josh and James this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hello James, how are you? I'm good? How are you good?
Damn glad to be here? Good. I'm glad to hear that.
It's great. Super suspend it suspend it depended. Hey, I
think that's the word you're looking for.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
We will have your first opportunity to rock free for
the summer coming up around nine o'clock today. You can
get into ten shows, ten big rock and roll concerts. Man,
these are these pitty bitty little club shows. Either these
are big time shows. Yeah, these are big time shows
and we want to send you to ten of them
this summer.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Who else is doing that? I'll tell you who.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Nobody Wheels is.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
That's it. That's Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It's one oh six point seven WLLZ Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Rocks one O six LLZ for your entertainment. Exactly. But
whatever that crazy guy said, that's exactly right.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
James, Thank you, pal W one O six I believe
what it was.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
W one oh six seven.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
The Wheels for Great Entertainments, Yes, and music and cool
photo ops at are events where you can oppose with
Bob Secret album. Hey no place like W one oh
six point seven The Wheels for Great Entertainment and music
and tickets to rock all summer for free, for free.
(01:38):
So your first opportunity to do that will be coming
up just after nine o'clock today, mark'say significant anniversary. It's
significant in that it involved someone in Motley Crue, which
gives me the opportunity to play a Motley Crue song.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You're always looking for an opportunity like that. There. It
is significant. It was on this day in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Tommy Lee was arrested for mooning the audience during the
gig in Augusta, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh my goodness time.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
He was charged with indecent exposure, but then pocks away.
I would imagine then that would have been during the
Doctor Feel Good tour. Doctor Feel Good to Me is
the greatest hair metal album of all time. It's just
like the ultimate hair metal album. It's a it's a
damn near perfect album.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Now, there are other.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Albums that have a ton of stuff, but you know,
I don't consider them hair metal. This is like the
magnum opus of hair metal. It is called Doctor feel Good.
This song was on Doctor field Good. It is the
same old situation. Yeah, but do you think what Tommy
Lee Moon he spread the cheeks? Is that why I
got the indecent exposure? I would imagine he did.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
It's Detroit's William The Josh Show Sports. So is the
premise of that song better man?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That like she's in a bad relationship, Like does this
guy do bad thing? Or is he just not a
very cool guy? And there's some other guy that longs
for her? Like what is this song actually about?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Honestly, I've never sat down to analyze the lyrics.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
All I do James, they sit around and listened to
songs and analyze the lyrics. But I still I don't
know what this song is actually about.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Because she lies.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
So when she's saying she lies, she lies to herself
or to someone else. She lies and says she's in
nerve with him, can't find a better man. But then
this guy's like, hey, I'm the better man. I'm the
best man. He's the friend zone guy who's like, oh
you do is date Luther? Why don't you date somebody?
Like me, I would think great care.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Of you, like Ducky and Pretty in Pink.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yes, So basically this song is by Ducky and Pretty
in Pink. And maybe this what inspired the song. You know,
Edie sat down with the boys, but I'm pretty in pink.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
And they're like, this could be a song.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Man, Yeah, that could be a she she could find
a better man. Well, actually it's a it's about a
woman trapped in an unhappy, unfulfilling, and potentially abusive long
term relationship.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So, as it turns out, it's not about Ducky at all.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
No, No, it's actually just a really she's really in a
bad situation, really in a bad way. This lady is
speaking of people in a bad way.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh, I know where you are going with this one.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
The Red Wings men they lost again. That's back to
back losses. They've lost seven of their last ten. And
as people talk about, March does not do well. Doesn't
look good on the Wings. They're four five and two.
So as it stands right now, just to get out
your pen and paper and we will all write down
the playoff situation with like ten eleven games to go,
(04:42):
depending on what team you are. So currently the Wings
are not in the playoffs. They are one point behind
Ottawa for the second wild card. They're also a point
behind the Islanders, who are behind Ottawa for the second
wild card. Ottawa and the Islanders each have eighty five points.
The Red Wings have eighty four. They are two points
(05:02):
behind Boston for the first wild card. They are three
points out of third place in the Atlantic, which is
held by Montreal.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Up next, things don't get easier.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
They're in Buffalo, and by the way, Buffalo leads the
East with ninety five points and they have scored fifty
more goals than the Red Wings have this year. Pistons
are in Atlanta tonight. If you think go Atlanta sucks,
well you haven't been paying attention because at one point
recently they had won eleven in a row. They've won
nine of ten and fourteen of sixteen. The good news
(05:36):
is the games really no matter for the Pistons. They
are five games up on Boston. I mean it's yeah,
I mean we got a playoff spot. I mean they're
number one. They're in the playoffs and they're going to
hold onto that number one spot.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
So who cares? Opening Day tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
In San Diego for the Tigers and Kevin McGonagall did
make the opening day roster. Wow, it was the shirtless
picks paid off different guy, isn't it, Kivin mcconical.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
That's a different guy. And then then the shirtless picks. Yeah,
he's not the he's not the dude. Kevin mccanical was
the guy, the shirtless guy that was comfortable in the
locker room. No, I don't think that's it. Go back
and watch our reel. You go back.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I don't know how many times I had had a
crazy it is that the same match. Max is the
douche guy with the necklaces. I thought he was the
guy that who's the guy that? Know?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Max is the guy with all the necklaces?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, okay, and you're caught talking Kevin flighting two things, Hey,
sports guy, get fighting two things your ish together before
you come after the character.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Or sports guy. So I combined the guy with the.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Necklaces with the guy I understand exactly what she did.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I combined the two of them on accident.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
One wore just 'relanders necktie in our fantasy Yeah one,
where's mister Ke's jewelry? On a daily basis, it was
very blown away by one hundred and two mile fastball.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Okay, so that was that was the gentleman Max Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
And then the other one, keV Kevin mcgonigall's old keV.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
He's the guy that he's just this guy comfortable in
a fine.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Fine I'm tired of the stupid show. Come on, man
to show us stupid and I hate it. Sports is
supposed to be one thing with the best dad.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
All right, we got more to call The.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Josh Inness Show Now at eight seven seven ninety eighty
eight one O.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Six seven one O six point seven WLLZ Detroit Wheels.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Hello, six point seven Detroits Wheels, Josh Innis Show. It
is Josh and James Hello today everybody. Uh, don't forget.
Coming up right around nine o'clock, you'll have your first
opportunity to rock free for the summer.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Ten big shows the whole summer. You could be there now.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Important stories, stories that have information that you need, stories
like this one. According to a poll of two thousand
kids aged eleven to seventeen across the country, nearly half
of them forty four percent, feel more pressure to be
on social media or online topping other vices like smoking
and vaping, which is thirty one percent, ditching class which
(08:03):
is twenty eight percent, drinking alcohol which is twenty four percent,
and shoplifting which is thirteen percent. Wow, which means kids
feel more pressure to be online. And look, I contend
as someone who I'm an uncle to a child that
I've met once, So I think I.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Have some sort of vibe of this.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yes, I feel like we'd be better off if the
kids were drinking as supposed to being on Twitter and
they say, you know what, I think I'd prefer the
kid to be obsessed with smoking and vaping.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I going to be on social media.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Because I think these kids are going to be super
effed up. Yes, Like I'm an adult and I get
super effed up by social media absolutely.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
And I grew up kind of in the.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Era, like I was in high school, right, so two
thousand and five, I had just gotten out of high
school when I got on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay, before that, MySpace and aim.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
AIM could really screw you up because the second you
heard that door close in the middle of a conversation,
like what do I do? Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm
sorry that I told you I loved you. I'm sorry.
There's no response, there's no response.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh, they got disconnected by their dial up. My dad
told me it.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Was totally normal to ask girls what color their panties were.
He said, that's what you're supposed to do. He said, Josh,
how else are you supposed to get some? But see
now what you end up with as you get these
kids and they get on this social media and they
get brainwashed, is what happens. And now, look, I think
they'd be better off sneaking some boons farm at a bonfire.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Like, if you're six order, if you're sixteen years old
and your options in life are go to social media
and read about whatever weird stuff is going on in
the world, then not even in your own friend groups
and stuff when you get on social media and people
are ripping each other in school, or just take one
little nip, a couple little nips of some boots farm
(09:48):
that's not bad, and maybe steal your mom's wine. Maybe
go find it that go grab a Bartles and James.
You have no idea what alcohol tastes like. So like
your buddies are home alone, so you take a swig
of whatever's in the house and it's so gross, but
you do it because it's alcohol. You're like, I didn't
know the bourbon tasted like this.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I remember having a thing of sour apple pucker, thinking
I was the coolest see, and that's all he cared
about back then. Let me take a swig. Oh man,
I am gonna be so wasted. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I remember the first time my dad gave me a
swig of beer, and I like, it came back up
through my nose. I was in a concert. He goes, ah,
you're old enough to have a beer. And by the way,
my dad doesn't drink at all. My dad gets hammered
off of half a beer. My dad's power moves. He
gets a beer, like if anytime I go visit, he's like, Josh,
come get.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
A beer with your old man. I'm like, all right, dad, whatever.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
He'll get a mug of beer and chug, gulp, gulp
about half of it and then he is like, white
girl wasted after that. So it's not like drinking was
a big thing when I was a kid. So I
didn't see a ton of alcohol when I was a kid.
But like, first time I took a swig came back
up through my nose. But when I was in high school,
that was always the pressure stuff, the pressure to you know,
get laid, the pressure to drink, the pressure to smoke,
(10:53):
all that kind of stuff. Cigarettes. Yeah, here's the thing.
We need to go back to that being the top pressure.
If we go back to that being the top pressure,
I think these kids will at least mentally be okay,
because now we're killing them with mind bullets.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's okay if.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Your kid goes to seven eleven, takes a cup, fills
it with the Blue Hawaiian and the Boons Farmings and
Nights and said this gatorade exactly, that's okay because you
can get over that. What you can't get over is
being mentally just destroyed by people on social media.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You don't come back from that.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's hard to recover from the mental destruction caused by
social media. It's easy to come back from being a
sixteen year old kid who steals your old man's hooch. Yeah,
Like the kids don't realize, like the people are only
posting their wins. Yeah, it's just it's all like a
just a facade of what's happy about their life.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I don't even think that's the worst. I don't even
think that's the worst part.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Like I think people get caught up in the idea that, oh,
this girl's life is perfect in mine is. I think
the worst part is you go to social media and
you start reading about the world and how everybody hates
each other and how you're like are you a boy
or are you a girl?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Or men are terrible and.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
This is terrible and it's like you all this stuff
and it kills your brain. So look, I think kids
need to at least dabble in more drugs and less internet.
At least dabble take a look, just see what you
can do. Maybe it's for you, but the internet.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Is for no one. Maybe not the hard drugs, but
you know, and if.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
You want to do that once or twice just to
you know, get it out.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Of your system. Hey, rock on. Maybe we go college,
but now we want to.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Snort up an adderall, you know, smash it up and
snort it one time to see what happens.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Or like we did back in.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
My day, I would not recommend that one you would
you would snort up an altoid.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Your guys.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
It's almost like smoking pencil shavings. No, look, that's what
happened to my junior.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
That's what kids were doing at mine shop class. We're
gonna go to shop class. We're gonna smoke some pencil shavs.
We are going to get bombed. Yeah, so that's what
kids would do. They would work on my project.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, they would snort the mashed up altoids, or they
would huff paint.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Those were the options.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Times have changed, but those are all better alternatives to
being on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
That's thirteen years old. So now you know. All right,
it's the.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Josh Sennis Show just after nine, rock free for the
same as you MySpace?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Where is Tom these days? Where are you Tam? I've
been on an island full of with a bunch of cash.
So he's Epstein? Yeah is he?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I cannot confirm nor deny. This is creep. We've got
Bush there, you get out of your system. I did well.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I didn't play it over the song, so I'm okay.
I'm totally cool.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
We've got bus and I can do that.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
It's funny because you're still playing it, but you're not
playing it on the air.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
You're still like, we got Bush.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I know, we got I like to do fun things
like play random things during songs, but I've been told
I can't do that. I believe the line was, would
Big Jim do that? Well, that's exactly the point. But no,
so I'm not allowed.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
So for those of you who are into sort of
those sort of things, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Allowed to do that. But I can play drops outside
of the music. So I wait till it's over and
then you've got But it's not nearly as much fun
as when you're like, eh, wrap thangs in rappang.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
See that's fun, it's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You know, it's not fun.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
And we got Bush. We've got Bush. Not as much
fun now, is it. But I'm not one to complain.
I'm happy to be employed. So anyway, that's that's the
that's the key in twenties twenty six. I got a job.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
So you don't want me to play the drops, I
won't play the drops. All right, here's what we got
just after nine o'clock. You'll have a chance to rock
free for the summer all summer long, like ten shows,
just like kid rock all summer long.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, So we'll do that for you. We have a
lot to get into, including sports. As the Red Wings
continue to free fall, they're free falling, I feel like
there's a chance you might hear that song today at
some point on this radio station.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I don't know why I feel that way. I just
do popular song, but we are.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
There's also a guy exposing himself to ladies at the
walmarts here locally.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
So not me. I saw the look you gave me.
It's not me. All right, we'll get into all that.
This is the Josh Innis.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Show on one of the six point seven double LLZ,
The Josh Innis Show Sports all right.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
So the Red Wings lost again three to two to
Ottawa and their March swoon is officially well Red Swan die. Yeah,
four five and two in March. They're currently out of
a playoff spot as they are.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
One point behind Ottawa.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I had the another hockey game on TT last night
and they were just lighting up the Red Wings in
between periods about how badly they're doing.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
The oil is really dripping out of those Red Wings.
I'm like, oh good. They got a lot of motorsports
or car jokes about the team. There you go, they
run it out of gas. Well they are, Yeah, it's
not wrong.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
They're a point behind Ottawa for the second wild card.
They're also behind the Islanders, who have eighty five points.
Boston's in the first wild card as the Wings are
two back of them, and they are three points back
third in the Atlantic, which is Montreal. They're in Buffalo,
are the Red Wings. That's Friday. By the way, Buffalo
leads the East with ninety five points.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
The Pistons are in Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Atlanta's probably the hottest team over the last month and
a half or so. They've won fourteen of sixteen games
and at one point one eleven in a row. The
good news is the Pistons are five games up on
Boston for the number one seeds, so I mean they
have really nothing.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
To worry about.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
And Opening Day is tomorrow in San Diego and the
Tigers will take on the Padres. And Kevin McGonagall made
the roster, which has a lot of people excited.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
He's the number two prospect of.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Baseball, twenty one years old, bat at twoin fifty in
spring training.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
He's very comfortable with the shirt off in the locker room.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
And as we've confirmed, two homers drove in six in
spring training.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
And that friends is sports and this friends.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Is guns and' roses coming up, we have, you know,
guys splashing their dogs at Walmart but we also had
an office situation yesterday, oh the worst, an office situation.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yesterday that we will get into. That is all coming
up after we play Sweet.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Child the Mine on Detroit's Wheels one oh six point
seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh had a show, So we worked
down in Eastern Market with some narrow streets down here,
and there are a lot of big trucks, Oh yeah,
that drive through, you know, delivering things. You know, eighteen wheelers,
you know, big garbage trucks, you know, big.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Trucks, you know, big meat trucks.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
All the trucks, every large truck you can imagine, drives
through these here parts.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And a lot of people park on the road.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Okay, now we don't we park in the garage because
we are given the option or not in a garage,
in a parking lot. We park in a parking lot
of surface lot that we park in that has got
a gate up, you know whatever. I'm sure anybody can
get in if they want. But yeah, but it's fine.
You know, you parked there. You parked there with a
lot of the other people that work like at this
meat place and stuff. It's fine, it's all good. But
(18:01):
there are some people, and those people are lazy and
they don't want to walk an extra fifty yards. It's
even fifty yards, that's a way of Oh no, it's
like fifty feet. Yeah, it is nothing. It is nothing.
It's like parking from you know, the second or third
spot at Walmart to put to walking into Walmart.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
It is not far, but a.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Lot of people at our radio station here continue to
park on the road because full Diri is being totally real.
They are lazy people and they look at you like
you have a horn when you're like, hey, I just
park in the lot, and they're like what why would
you do that? How could you walk such a far distance?
Are you gonna save city? Are you gonna have Tom
reimburse you for your steps? Keep your receipts? Like like
(18:43):
no offense.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
And you record that as mileage? Yes I do. I
recorded as mileage as you're right off on my taxi.
They have to walk twenty feet.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I think we're the most those twenty feet adds up
to where I might get thirty seven cents. I think
that we are the most normal people here, like and
like these like it is a super bougie group of people,
particularly headlined by the Mojo people, Yeah, who are I
love them. They're the biggest group of complainers on the planet.
All they do is bitch about everything. Oh I had
(19:15):
to walk five feet, or oh someone gave me a
ticket because I parked on the sidewalk. All they do
is bitch about the amenities in this area.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Like, look, maybe it's because I'm not.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Some person of high importance or high stature like I
bitch about things. I don't walk around like I can't
believe I had to walk twenty feet to work this
promised valet parking at the new building. If you believe
that a radio station was gonna give you valet parking,
you get what you deserve, Mojo.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You get what you deserve if you truly came. If
someone told you were gonna get valet.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Parking from iHeartMedia at your radio station, and you believed it,
you're stupid.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
You're a very smart guy, you're very successful. That is dumb.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
That is a dumb, dumb way to look at things.
I love all those people. They're wonderful, wonderful people on
the Mojo Show. They are the biggest group of whiners
as it relates to everything about this building, Like I
thought I bitched about stuff. I've just given up. I
don't bitch about anything anymore. I come to work, I
do my thing. I've accepted my lot in life. These
people are just non stop. Oh I had to walk
(20:20):
to the radio station. I'm lucky I did not get
accosted and assaulted.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I'm lucky. I'm alive. I can't believe they're throwing animal
carcasses in the dumpster. All they do is bitch, Why
do I have to animal carcasses in the dumpster? Call
the news.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Then what happens is one of their cars gets hit.
And then yesterday you would have thought that like somebody
was murdered in the street, Like everybody's huddled around the window.
I'm like, what happened? Did somebody actually get mugged?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Such and such as car got hit and I walk
out and I'm like, well, you know, excuse me. You
know how your car wouldn't get hit by a big
truck in the street is if you.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Parked it in the parking lot, you lazy person.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
And I don't know that necessarily this person is lazy,
But the people in the building need to calm the
f down. When somebody's car does get hit because somebody
might have some information like me, because I would. I
walked out on the street as one of the salespeople
saw the truck hit the car, and.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That salesperson goes running by like a bullet. Ye.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
He rattles off nine nine four or seven seven you
do and some other stuff. He's like, put that in
your phone and texted to me. I'm like, stat, okay,
and so I put on my phone and I texted
to him and then I'm He's like, so and So's
car got hit, blah blah blah. I'm good in my truck.
I'm gonna chase him down. I better go inside, just
let somebody know the truck the car got hit. So
(21:41):
I come in here and I'm trying to explain to everybody. Well,
first of all, I approach Cody, I'm like, hey, do
you know who drives that car? Because it just got smoked.
Hassan has given me some information. I just want to
let that person know so they're they're aware. So that
turns into seven hundred people, seven people in the office,
because that's about as many as the office brings in
on a daily basis. And I'm trying to give this
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information to the person. Nobody's listening to what I'm trying
to say. They think I saw it, they think I
got the information. They think I got the information wrong. Yeah,
I give them the numbers. That's not enough numbers. It's
not a phone number. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It's a sequence of numbers. He ran along. My assumption
is license plate. I don't know. That's the name of
the company. That's the truck number.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I have to go to my other job because I
don't make enough money to work just this job. So
I gotta go. And right now I'm late because nobody's
listening to what I'm trying to say. Pay attention, Listen,
I'm not the one who saw it. This person is
call him, but this is the information I was given.
Then I stroll out and I'm like, guys, are just lazy.
Tell you are just parking the park in the parking lot, Like, honestly,
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I want to be like, you got what you deserved,
because you've seen multiple people here get their cars hit
every other week.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's mass hysteria because the car got it.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Learn the definition of insanity is doing the same thing
over and over again, expecting a for a result.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
You park on the street, you get hit. But you're lazy.
For the most part.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
People are lazy, lazy and insane lazy, and that's a
killer combo, lazy and insane.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
You could be one of two of them.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
You can't be lazy and insane buildings both Yeah, yeah, lazy,
insane and bougie the trifecta douche thank you. That's the
key in life. Just be so unimportant that you don't
care where you have to park. Then you don't get
your car had. Next thing, you know, there's gonna be
a petition to get air taxis.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
To pull jump show in. We're gonna have to park
on the streets. Kevin's gonna helicopter in every day to work.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
We got a new air taxes coming. It's not like
a petition.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I was promised. I was promised air taxi taxi.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Now where we're going war the roses.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
The war's over all right.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
So here's what we got. I'm gonna play a song backwards.
What I'm gonna play a song backwards, and you have
to listen to the song, and if you can tell
me what the song is that you're hearing backwards, you
will win a PDX Elite Tip Teaser Power Pump. Yes,
(24:14):
this is from Adam and Eve. It's a it's a
self pleasure device for men.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
It's a lower end BJ machine.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
There you go, So you have to provide them a
lot of more of the power than some of the
high end ones if you get my drift.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna play a song.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Backwards, Okay, and you have to tell me what the
song is backwards.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
That's what you're doing with that backward song.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah, So tell me what this song is and you
could win a PDX Elite Tip Teaser power Pump.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Wow. All right?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
So eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six
seven eight seven seven nine eight eight one o six seven.
Can you tell me what that song is? It's backwards?
What is that song? The PDX Tip Teaser power Pump
could be yours?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Have a question?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Is the iHeartRadio app give you the reverse feature where
it's going to play those backwards so they can technically
listen to that played.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I don't think so. I don't think so. But again.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
All right, so eight seven seven nine eight eight one
o six seven. Do you want your tip teased?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Do I ever well then you need to call now
let us know what that song was or is there
you go? It's Detroit's wheels? Does the song playing back?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Alright? Alright? What was that song? Hey?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Was it a hang fire from the stones? Wow?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Okay? Is that right? That was right?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Congratulations, you have just won a self pleasured device.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
What's it called?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
PDX Elite Tip teaser power pump batteries not included, so sorry,
you gotta you gotta provide your own w batteries.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
All right, that's awesome, you bet brother? All right, that's ali.
Al Right, let's play some more rock and roll. I
think that's what we're gonna do now.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, wow, Droid's wheels.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
What are the odds of this? Today?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Is Jennifer Gray's birthday?
Speaker 4 (27:15):
You?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Wild?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Wow? What are the odds? A couple of wild ones?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
And if you want to know something even crazier, that
chick's sixty six years old.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
I feel old like I'm thirty nine, and like Dirty
Dancing came out in nineteen eighty seven, I was a
year of age.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
This chick is sixty six now, wild man, that's wild
you wild? Crazy? You wow? Boy? I like Dirty Dancing.
That's a good movie good.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Soundtrack too, three big hit songs, then a bunch of
you know, like your older songs like that was that
one and She's Like the Wind by Patrick Swayze and
Her Eyes by Eric Carmon. Those are gott to be
a possible grocery store bang happen meaning to tell you
(28:09):
but anyway, So also, according to Google, her birthdays tomorrow.
Oh it is, well, okay, fine, well you know what,
but today is Sarah Disca Parker's birthday, s JP. What's
your favorite Sarah Jessica Parker film Pocus? That was the
only time I don't know what we're totally weird of,
but like we find Sarah Jessica Parker hot only in
Hocus Poke.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
If she were to appear right.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Now looking just like that, she could lock me up
in the cage like she does ice and not ice
like political ice like Ice Charts does, but different different
Ice locked locked me in the cage, not like the
political Ice Ice the character from Hocus Pocus, Yes, who
is a local guy that Josh found out. She could
lock me up in that cage and do whatever she
(28:51):
wants anyway, all right, got sports coming up and dongs
out at Walmart coming on up The Joshini Show one
of six point seven WLV.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Detroit's Wheels The josh Innis Show Sports righty, So the
Red Wings are now out of a playoff spot as
they lost to Ottawa last night.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
They are four five and two in the month of March.
Ouch not good. Things don't get easier. Ain't no rest
for the Wicked because they have to go to Buffalo
on Friday.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Buffalo leads the East.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Buffalo Pistons are in Atlanta tonight. They will take on
the Hawks, who've won fourteen out of sixteen. But it
really doesn't matter because it's going to be virtually impossible
for the Pistons to not have the number one seed
opening day tomorrow in San Diego, and Kevin mcgonagall's going
to be there. That's exciting. People are excited to see
(29:47):
what he can do. Maybe Google think in the moon.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Ah yeah, old Scoobs refilled the tank yet I would
he's had time.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
He clearly didn't, you know, empty it during the World
Baseball Classic.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I mean, do you think he's gonna drive through a
ring storm to get there?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
And maybe he will. That keeps him humble, keeps him hume. No,
you guys go in to the private jet. I'm gonna
I'm gonna drive my I tell Yota.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
So I like this headline from the Lions website Lions
prioritized grit and positional needs in free agency. Can I say,
I'm really tired of the Lions prioritizing grit.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I don't care about grit.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I'm sure you were just as gritty the last two
years when you didn't make the playoffs as you were
the years you did make the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I don't care about your grit. Grit's stupid, gritty, thick
of it too.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
First of its like you stole my stick.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, like at some point, like everywhere you go, grit grit.
Once you don't make the playoffs, it's time to change
the mantra.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Here's the Lion should prioritize good football players. I don't
care about this mythically grint like like that, that's the headline.
I want to see Lions prioritize good football players in
free agency. Not you know, that's a mythical, made up
grit that these people had some gazy they got grit, Like,
we get it. It's Detroit, it's freaking cold. Everybody works hard. Okay,
(31:09):
go get good football players. Prioritize that, thank you, And
that was sports all.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Right, coming up? Dogs out at Walmart. Whoo local Walmart
dogs out. I would have just thought it's every Walmart.
The only way I like to shop. That's how I
go to Walmart every day. Like the feel the breeze.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
I usually do my dogging out at the Dollar General
because of a literation. It's like a dog's out at
the Dollar General Monday type of thing.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And al right, it's Detroit's wheels.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Well, while we probably orentize grit for the Lions, there's
a gritty man that made his way around the Rochester
Hills Walmart.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Wow, this is the Rochester Hills Walmart. This is like,
I don't think they know how to handle this kind
of there. I know.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
I mean, first of all, the guy's black, so I
mean that's obviously a big deal at the Rochester Hills Walmart.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
There are there alarm bells are already sounding.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
But a man he was accused of exposing himself and
fondling himself and following a woman in the Rochester Hills Walmart.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
His name is Brian DiAngelo. How does it feel.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Different, DiAngelo, I imagine rest in power. DiAngelo say, I
bet you this guy doesn't look as good with his
shirt on.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Oh who could though? No, those abs, I.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Mean he has the oiled rotch area where he's got
a beautiful not penis, but crotchy.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, it's very muscular. It's like it makes a v. Yeah. Wow,
does that happen? But I don't know. We have to
ask this lady. Maybe she can tell us what.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Brian DiAngelo May thirty two, who was arrested March twenty third,
which is Cratchel region, looks like he was allegedly exposing
himself and fondling himself while he was in the women's
apparel department in Rochester Hills Walmart.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
What else are you supposed to do when you're shopping
for women's apparel? That's true.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I thought that's just what you did, especially for the
giant panties they keep on hangars at Walmart. Yeahs, look,
nothing gets me revved up like giant cotton panties on
hangers at Walmart.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Is a parachute or a pair of panties.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
See when my wife loses me in Walmart, she's like,
is he back looking? At the giant cotton panties on
hangers again.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh no, it's it every time.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Attention Walmart shoppers, Josh, get out of the women's apparel
section and stop looking at the giant cotton panties on hangers.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Your wife is looking for you. Damn it, Jilly. This
is the only pleasure I get.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
He was charged with aggravated and decent exposure, which is
a misdemeanor which carries a maximum of two years in jail.
He's being held at the Oakland County Jail on thirty
thousand dollars bond. Wow, anyone who believes they may be
a victim of may well, I mean, like I think
you'd know, Like, hey, have you.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Seen this dong?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
If you've seen this dong at the Walmart these contact
authorities looks yeah, yeah, No, that's.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
The dong I saw, so you know.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
And it looks like it might be the dong I saw,
but it's hard to tell because it was dark in
the men's room.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
It slipped through that hole. I think it's him, but
the dong I saw was hispanic. Only way I can
tell is somehow I'm working the gloriole at the Walmart.
I don't know why you did that.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
They don't have that anything. The Rochester Hills Walmart anyways,
we all know that.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Then again, I've never actually tried on close at Walmart,
so I don't know what goes.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
On in the US.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
I have no idea still have rooms. I think that's
COVID killed those. No, I think they're there.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I won't.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Mason Glory Hill.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
That was the number one spot to poop with that
work at the grocery store was the poop in the
fitting rooms, not like for fun. They have fitting rooms
at the grocery store. They used to, and they poop
in it. They did. Oh interesting, Detroit's wheels. Josh inna show.
It's Josh and James. Can you send us a text
to let us know that the text works? Text the
(34:55):
word Josh, shouldn't your message to five one eight eighty one.
That's how you can get in touch with let us
know if you enjoy the show. It'd be nice to
hear from you guys today. It's that time of the
day that we appreciate your affirmation. So text the word
Josh and your message to five one eight eight one,
and remember Josh has to be in the same text.
Message as your actual message, because if not, then I
(35:17):
just get inundated with text messages that say Josh John Then.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Your message is just out in the ether. Who knows
who got it?
Speaker 3 (35:25):
And then what So anyway, do that right now, Text
the word Josh and your message to five one eight
eight one and just say what's up or I like
the show or I hate the show or good tunes
you're playing or whatever. Text the word Josh and your
message to five one eight eight one. Coming up just
after nine o'clock, your first opportunity of the day to
(35:46):
rock free for the summer, like ten concerts and you're
gonna go to all of them for free, and your
first chance to do so is coming up right around
nine o'clock here on Wheel.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
The Josh in This Show Anywhere set Doubleullz as a
preset on our radio app.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah you shut Oh my god. I'm trying to avoid
singing over the songs too. I'm trying to turn over
a new leaf I am.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I'm just trying to be a good old fashioned disc jackeiye,
but I forgot Sometimes I get into the music. I
don't know if you guys know this. I have a
passion for doing this, maybe it doesn't come across. That's
how I get my jolly's is doing this. But everything
I was trying to kind of calm down and be
a little less you know, zany, and be kind of down,
you know, just kind of level, you know, don't sing
over the music, don't play the drops as often anyway,
(36:32):
that kind of just trying to be like everybody else.
I'm trying to be just like everybody else. And I
was doing a pretty good job of it, but then
I forgot. But look, I could have dumped that, but
mistakes are important. It shows that we're human, and that
is our promise. Here's a story for you, sort of.
It's not really a story. It's more of a fact.
I guess, Oh we got a fun fan. It's not
even a fun now. I wish it was a fun fact.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I guess it is a story, but it's a story
of facts that there's going to be. Well, guess this
is an opinion because you can debate. What's a star
but a star studded swimsuit addition for Sports Illustrated, which
is apparently a thing.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
But I've never even heard of half of these people.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
One of them is Livy Dunn is going to be
in this, Bethany Frankel, isn't she one of those older
chicks from one of those Real Housewives shows.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Or something, the Skinny Girls, Joscelyn Corona.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Here's the thing about the swimsuit issue and why it
serves no purpose because there's the Internet. Bennedy Frankel, No, well,
I mean she's I mean she's I think fifty five,
so I mean that that that's old. I mean, look
at Elizabeth dude. Put Elizabeth. You know I don't need
the sport.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I don't want to. That's fair. Fair. But here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
What I would offer up is don't even bother looking
at the swimsuit issue and just go to Livy Dunn's Instagram,
where like, oh no, people look at my pictures. Then
you post really suggestive pictures. That's what these people do.
So why haven't waste your time with a swimsuit issue.
Here's what you should do. I'm gonna save you a
bunch of time. Go follow Elizabeth Berkeley's bathing. Not Elizabeth Berkeley,
(38:01):
Elizabeth not Elizabeth Perkins. Who's that Elizabeth from Austin Powers.
Elizabeth Hurley not Elizabeth Berkeley. I don't know what her
bathing suit situation is.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
But Elizabeth Hurley.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Go follow Elizabeth Hurley's bathing suit line on Instagram. You
will never need any more of the swimsuit issue garbage.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
You were right. This is a fact. You will think
because you're giving people like how to be a PERV.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Fact.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Listen, you're not a PERF if they post the pictures.
I guess you're only a PERV if you're doing curve things.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Yeah, Like if I'm taking photos of Elizabeth Hurley, you know,
voyeuristically behind a bush or something that's weird. If she
posts pictures of her in bathing suits and I look
at them.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I'm not the PERV. I'm normal. I'm hot blooded. That's fair.
So go do it right now. Go to Instagram and
dont want to why when you Elizabeth whatever her name,
you don't even know the woman's name.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Elizabeth Hurley's bathing suit line. Just go look at Dick.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
She's amazing.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
She's like sixty something years old and looks remarkable. She's
like the hottest chick on the planet. So I'm trying
to help you, Like, I'm sorry that I care too much.
That's my big downfall is I care too much about
you trying to help me. I'm trying to help you.
Did you think I need to see Elizabeth Hurley? Yeah
you do, James, I'm about to play a seven minute
damn song. You got plenty of time. I'm trying to
(39:23):
have you fill your time here. But this is not
the woman that I want to see on Instagram in
a bathing suit.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Who is it? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Give her somebody with some tattoo, some dark hair, with
some some goths stuff in there. That's more my stuff.
I mean, Hurley's fine. I can't help you. I got nothing.
Go look at your dunezig or whatever. That guy the
wrestler you lay Dan Go look at Dan House. You
watch your mouth. Your mouth talk about Dan House. You're
gonna get me and curse you worse than.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
We're already cursed. Jerk. All right, look at thick goth chicks.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Now, I'm gonna make a run over to Hazel Park
and come back, and this song will still be playing.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
We are Detroit's Wheels, perfect soundtrack in my thick optionings.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Yeah kind of is actually one O six point seven
double u LZ Detroit Wheels.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Real life can be hard.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
We'll just rock harder guaranteed.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Human Belly Squire That is for Doug at the j C.
Penny and Sterling Heights. Speaking of Doug, I miss him, Yeah,
I do. Talking with him on Facebook, well I did.
I love to comment for Doug because he because Doug
likes top set me. I think he does it on
purpose by posting things about like fun radio stuff of
the past. So it's like, this is my old boss
that I loved. And then it's like a radio war
(40:40):
type of thing, and you know I love radio war,
you do. That's what I live for, but I'm not
allowed to do it anymore. It's your second favorite type
of war. It's it because the first of the war,
the Roses, that's number one and number two is a
good old fashioned radio war. And Doug used to be
involved in these and he's like, this was my old
program director. We used get into radio wars. And I'm like,
(41:00):
that's what we live for. And I'm like, well, come
on back and let's do that. And then he didn't respond.
He did respond, he told you to interview the guy. Yeah,
he interview the guy. No, Doug, we come back and
let's have a radio war. Get on the front lines.
We need you soldiers, We need you on the front
lines of this radio war. Doug, please be the radio
bullet sponge for us. Stop watching your stupid soaps and
(41:23):
your stories and come.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Hang out with us.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Oh no, I can't have any anyway. All right, here's
Lincoln Park gn R Troy's wheels. Hey, did you get
the keyword for rock free for the summer?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Now?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
I did? I already sent my text. Good.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
We'll make sure you do that every hour right around
that same time, right from nine to nine sun up
to sundown, basically nine eight to nine p So that
means if you're listening to this radio station all day long,
you know who's gonna have those keywords for you, Laura.
Then you know who's gonna have a keyword for you,
Rob Rads, Foytail, Brand's ponytail, and then Casey will have
(42:02):
them for you as well. And then they stop with
doctor who or who have the hells on overnight, but
then come back around us at nine in the morning.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
We had a time traveler. That's exactly what we have
Time traveling Library. Radio.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah, look, I mean guaranteed human my friend. All right,
But anyway, so be listening for those keywords and you
can rock free for the summer epic shows all summer long,
and you'll be in.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
For free to all of them, like Motley Crue.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Just like Motley Crue, not the food fighters, just like
is it the food fighters?
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, the food fighters are involved. I'm only going to
ask you Concerts Center on the list. Yes.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I was like, wow, I so we're giving away crappy emails.
My god man, so we're just giving away crappy show
Sammy Hagar. Oh damn, I didn't know this. Now, we
don't give away crap. We'll give away good stuff. That's
why everybody listens because they want to win those good prizes.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
We have that and automated bejay machines. Well yeah, well
I mean those are the best. But anyway, rock free
for the summer. You need a ticket if you take
your bjay machine to the concert with you. You think
you like the BJ machine needs a ticket kind of
like when you go to dog Day and they still
give you a dog ticket. Yeah. Yeah, you need like
(43:15):
a seat.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
You just stick your BJ machine in a seat, yeah
next to you, Like, hey, you're gonna lost my girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
This is the guests who. Yeah, they're a great band.
You're gonna love them. I know that one song. You're
the only American woman I need made in China. Josh Show,
seven w.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
LLZ Detroit's Wheels, well A.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Six points seven Detroit's Wheels. It's Josh, what's up?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Well, it's Josh and James. James is here too, but.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Josh Ennis Show, and James is here, and I'm here
and so.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Is Auzie Well six points seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Ennis Show.
What is this thing? We're going to here in a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
It's like a tiger's preview of some of the features
that they have and new food items and things like that.
It's only for the press. We are now officially considered
part of the press. We have to be part of
the credentials. We're gonna sign in. We're gonna get a
gift bag, We're gonna get to park for free. Dude,
we are going to be living the life. This must
(44:13):
be how Jay Towers feels like. He'll probably every day
he's gonna roll in there and be like, Wow, Jay
Towers is here.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
He might be there, but I don't know, he might not.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
There'll just be bums like us who want to collect
free things. It's just we're here for the free food
like every other radio shows. Fifth or sixth person, Yeah, uh,
did you say there's gonna be like new food items here?
Like Jenny Jenny will be there like us and Jenny,
Jenny and Jade.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
That'll be the people that are there.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
It might be awkward for us meltdowns like I ain't
going to this, Oh, I only hang out with kid Rock.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
I don't get out of bed for anything less than
kid rock. You must be, you must know very well.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
So it's like the dregs of the other radio stations.
And then us the stars of this one. The stars
wos using that germ star very loosely. Maybe doctor John'll
doctor who, Doctor doctor who? All right, so we must
go now. Laura is up next sea.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
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Speaker 3 (00:10):
All right, welcome in six oh nine Josh Hennis Show,
Josh and James this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hello James, how are you? I'm good? How are you good?
Damn glad to be here? Good. I'm glad to hear that.
It's great. Super suspend it suspend it depended. Hey, I
think that's the word you're looking for.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
We will have your first opportunity to rock free for
the summer coming up around nine o'clock today. You can
get into ten shows, ten big rock and roll concerts. Man,
these are these pitty bitty little club shows. Either these
are big time shows. Yeah, these are big time shows
and we want to send you to ten of them
this summer.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Who else is doing that? I'll tell you who.
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Nobody Wheels is.
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So your first opportunity to do that will be coming
up just after nine o'clock today, mark'say significant anniversary. It's
significant in that it involved someone in Motley Crue, which
gives me the opportunity to play a Motley Crue song.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You're always looking for an opportunity like that. There. It
is significant. It was on this day in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Tommy Lee was arrested for mooning the audience during the
gig in Augusta, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh my goodness time.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
He was charged with indecent exposure, but then pocks away.
I would imagine then that would have been during the
Doctor Feel Good tour. Doctor Feel Good to Me is
the greatest hair metal album of all time. It's just
like the ultimate hair metal album. It's a it's a
damn near perfect album.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Now, there are other.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Albums that have a ton of stuff, but you know,
I don't consider them hair metal. This is like the
magnum opus of hair metal. It is called Doctor feel Good.
This song was on Doctor field Good. It is the
same old situation. Yeah, but do you think what Tommy
Lee Moon he spread the cheeks? Is that why I
got the indecent exposure? I would imagine he did.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
It's Detroit's William The Josh Show Sports. So is the
premise of that song better man?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That like she's in a bad relationship, Like does this
guy do bad thing? Or is he just not a
very cool guy? And there's some other guy that longs
for her? Like what is this song actually about?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Honestly, I've never sat down to analyze the lyrics.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
All I do James, they sit around and listened to
songs and analyze the lyrics. But I still I don't
know what this song is actually about.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Because she lies.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
So when she's saying she lies, she lies to herself
or to someone else. She lies and says she's in
nerve with him, can't find a better man. But then
this guy's like, hey, I'm the better man. I'm the
best man. He's the friend zone guy who's like, oh
you do is date Luther? Why don't you date somebody?
Like me, I would think great care.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Of you, like Ducky and Pretty in Pink.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yes, So basically this song is by Ducky and Pretty
in Pink. And maybe this what inspired the song. You know,
Edie sat down with the boys, but I'm pretty in pink.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
And they're like, this could be a song.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Man, Yeah, that could be a she she could find
a better man. Well, actually it's a it's about a
woman trapped in an unhappy, unfulfilling, and potentially abusive long
term relationship.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So, as it turns out, it's not about Ducky at all.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
No, No, it's actually just a really she's really in a
bad situation, really in a bad way. This lady is
speaking of people in a bad way.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh, I know where you are going with this one.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
The Red Wings men they lost again. That's back to
back losses. They've lost seven of their last ten. And
as people talk about, March does not do well. Doesn't
look good on the Wings. They're four five and two.
So as it stands right now, just to get out
your pen and paper and we will all write down
the playoff situation with like ten eleven games to go,
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depending on what team you are. So currently the Wings
are not in the playoffs. They are one point behind
Ottawa for the second wild card. They're also a point
behind the Islanders, who are behind Ottawa for the second
wild card. Ottawa and the Islanders each have eighty five points.
The Red Wings have eighty four. They are two points
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behind Boston for the first wild card. They are three
points out of third place in the Atlantic, which is
held by Montreal.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Up next, things don't get easier.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
They're in Buffalo, and by the way, Buffalo leads the
East with ninety five points and they have scored fifty
more goals than the Red Wings have this year. Pistons
are in Atlanta tonight. If you think go Atlanta sucks,
well you haven't been paying attention because at one point
recently they had won eleven in a row. They've won
nine of ten and fourteen of sixteen. The good news
(05:36):
is the games really no matter for the Pistons. They
are five games up on Boston. I mean it's yeah,
I mean we got a playoff spot. I mean they're
number one. They're in the playoffs and they're going to
hold onto that number one spot.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
So who cares? Opening Day tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
In San Diego for the Tigers and Kevin McGonagall did
make the opening day roster. Wow, it was the shirtless
picks paid off different guy, isn't it, Kivin mcconical.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
That's a different guy. And then then the shirtless picks. Yeah,
he's not the he's not the dude. Kevin mccanical was
the guy, the shirtless guy that was comfortable in the
locker room. No, I don't think that's it. Go back
and watch our reel. You go back.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I don't know how many times I had had a
crazy it is that the same match. Max is the
douche guy with the necklaces. I thought he was the
guy that who's the guy that? Know?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Max is the guy with all the necklaces?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, okay, and you're caught talking Kevin flighting two things, Hey,
sports guy, get fighting two things your ish together before
you come after the character.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Or sports guy. So I combined the guy with the.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Necklaces with the guy I understand exactly what she did.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I combined the two of them on accident.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
One wore just 'relanders necktie in our fantasy Yeah one,
where's mister Ke's jewelry? On a daily basis, it was
very blown away by one hundred and two mile fastball.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Okay, so that was that was the gentleman Max Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
And then the other one, keV Kevin mcgonigall's old keV.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
He's the guy that he's just this guy comfortable in
a fine.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Fine I'm tired of the stupid show. Come on, man
to show us stupid and I hate it. Sports is
supposed to be one thing with the best dad.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
All right, we got more to call The.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Josh Inness Show Now at eight seven seven ninety eighty
eight one O.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Six seven one O six point seven WLLZ Detroit Wheels.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Hello, six point seven Detroits Wheels, Josh Innis Show. It
is Josh and James Hello today everybody. Uh, don't forget.
Coming up right around nine o'clock, you'll have your first
opportunity to rock free for the summer.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Ten big shows the whole summer. You could be there now.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Important stories, stories that have information that you need, stories
like this one. According to a poll of two thousand
kids aged eleven to seventeen across the country, nearly half
of them forty four percent, feel more pressure to be
on social media or online topping other vices like smoking
and vaping, which is thirty one percent, ditching class which
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is twenty eight percent, drinking alcohol which is twenty four percent,
and shoplifting which is thirteen percent. Wow, which means kids
feel more pressure to be online. And look, I contend
as someone who I'm an uncle to a child that
I've met once, So I think I.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Have some sort of vibe of this.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yes, I feel like we'd be better off if the
kids were drinking as supposed to being on Twitter and
they say, you know what, I think I'd prefer the
kid to be obsessed with smoking and vaping.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I going to be on social media.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Because I think these kids are going to be super
effed up. Yes, Like I'm an adult and I get
super effed up by social media absolutely.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
And I grew up kind of in the.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Era, like I was in high school, right, so two
thousand and five, I had just gotten out of high
school when I got on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay, before that, MySpace and aim.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
AIM could really screw you up because the second you
heard that door close in the middle of a conversation,
like what do I do? Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm
sorry that I told you I loved you. I'm sorry.
There's no response, there's no response.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh, they got disconnected by their dial up. My dad
told me it.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Was totally normal to ask girls what color their panties were.
He said, that's what you're supposed to do. He said, Josh,
how else are you supposed to get some? But see
now what you end up with as you get these
kids and they get on this social media and they
get brainwashed, is what happens. And now, look, I think
they'd be better off sneaking some boons farm at a bonfire.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Like, if you're six order, if you're sixteen years old
and your options in life are go to social media
and read about whatever weird stuff is going on in
the world, then not even in your own friend groups
and stuff when you get on social media and people
are ripping each other in school, or just take one
little nip, a couple little nips of some boots farm
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that's not bad, and maybe steal your mom's wine. Maybe
go find it that go grab a Bartles and James.
You have no idea what alcohol tastes like. So like
your buddies are home alone, so you take a swig
of whatever's in the house and it's so gross, but
you do it because it's alcohol. You're like, I didn't
know the bourbon tasted like this.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I remember having a thing of sour apple pucker, thinking
I was the coolest see, and that's all he cared
about back then. Let me take a swig. Oh man,
I am gonna be so wasted. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I remember the first time my dad gave me a
swig of beer, and I like, it came back up
through my nose. I was in a concert. He goes, ah,
you're old enough to have a beer. And by the way,
my dad doesn't drink at all. My dad gets hammered
off of half a beer. My dad's power moves. He
gets a beer, like if anytime I go visit, he's like, Josh,
come get.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
A beer with your old man. I'm like, all right, dad, whatever.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
He'll get a mug of beer and chug, gulp, gulp
about half of it and then he is like, white
girl wasted after that. So it's not like drinking was
a big thing when I was a kid. So I
didn't see a ton of alcohol when I was a kid.
But like, first time I took a swig came back
up through my nose. But when I was in high school,
that was always the pressure stuff, the pressure to you know,
get laid, the pressure to drink, the pressure to smoke,
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all that kind of stuff. Cigarettes. Yeah, here's the thing.
We need to go back to that being the top pressure.
If we go back to that being the top pressure,
I think these kids will at least mentally be okay,
because now we're killing them with mind bullets.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's okay if.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Your kid goes to seven eleven, takes a cup, fills
it with the Blue Hawaiian and the Boons Farmings and
Nights and said this gatorade exactly, that's okay because you
can get over that. What you can't get over is
being mentally just destroyed by people on social media.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You don't come back from that.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's hard to recover from the mental destruction caused by
social media. It's easy to come back from being a
sixteen year old kid who steals your old man's hooch. Yeah,
Like the kids don't realize, like the people are only
posting their wins. Yeah, it's just it's all like a
just a facade of what's happy about their life.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I don't even think that's the worst. I don't even
think that's the worst part.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Like I think people get caught up in the idea that, oh,
this girl's life is perfect in mine is. I think
the worst part is you go to social media and
you start reading about the world and how everybody hates
each other and how you're like are you a boy
or are you a girl?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Or men are terrible and.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
This is terrible and it's like you all this stuff
and it kills your brain. So look, I think kids
need to at least dabble in more drugs and less internet.
At least dabble take a look, just see what you
can do. Maybe it's for you, but the internet.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Is for no one. Maybe not the hard drugs, but
you know, and if.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
You want to do that once or twice just to
you know, get it out.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Of your system. Hey, rock on. Maybe we go college,
but now we want to.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Snort up an adderall, you know, smash it up and
snort it one time to see what happens.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Or like we did back in.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
My day, I would not recommend that one you would
you would snort up an altoid.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Your guys.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
It's almost like smoking pencil shavings. No, look, that's what
happened to my junior.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
That's what kids were doing at mine shop class. We're
gonna go to shop class. We're gonna smoke some pencil shavs.
We are going to get bombed. Yeah, so that's what
kids would do. They would work on my project.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, they would snort the mashed up altoids, or they
would huff paint.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Those were the options.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Times have changed, but those are all better alternatives to
being on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
That's thirteen years old. So now you know. All right,
it's the.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Josh Sennis Show just after nine, rock free for the
same as you MySpace?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Where is Tom these days? Where are you Tam? I've
been on an island full of with a bunch of cash.
So he's Epstein? Yeah is he?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I cannot confirm nor deny. This is creep. We've got
Bush there, you get out of your system. I did well.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I didn't play it over the song, so I'm okay.
I'm totally cool.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
We've got bus and I can do that.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
It's funny because you're still playing it, but you're not
playing it on the air.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
You're still like, we got Bush.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I know, we got I like to do fun things
like play random things during songs, but I've been told
I can't do that. I believe the line was, would
Big Jim do that? Well, that's exactly the point. But no,
so I'm not allowed.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
So for those of you who are into sort of
those sort of things, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Allowed to do that. But I can play drops outside
of the music. So I wait till it's over and
then you've got But it's not nearly as much fun
as when you're like, eh, wrap thangs in rappang.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
See that's fun, it's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You know, it's not fun.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
And we got Bush. We've got Bush. Not as much
fun now, is it. But I'm not one to complain.
I'm happy to be employed. So anyway, that's that's the
that's the key in twenties twenty six. I got a job.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
So you don't want me to play the drops, I
won't play the drops. All right, here's what we got
just after nine o'clock. You'll have a chance to rock
free for the summer all summer long, like ten shows,
just like kid rock all summer long.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, So we'll do that for you. We have a
lot to get into, including sports. As the Red Wings
continue to free fall, they're free falling, I feel like
there's a chance you might hear that song today at
some point on this radio station.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I don't know why I feel that way. I just
do popular song, but we are.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
There's also a guy exposing himself to ladies at the
walmarts here locally.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
So not me. I saw the look you gave me.
It's not me. All right, we'll get into all that.
This is the Josh Innis.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Show on one of the six point seven double LLZ,
The Josh Innis Show Sports all right.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
So the Red Wings lost again three to two to
Ottawa and their March swoon is officially well Red Swan die. Yeah,
four five and two in March. They're currently out of
a playoff spot as they are.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
One point behind Ottawa.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I had the another hockey game on TT last night
and they were just lighting up the Red Wings in
between periods about how badly they're doing.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
The oil is really dripping out of those Red Wings.
I'm like, oh good. They got a lot of motorsports
or car jokes about the team. There you go, they
run it out of gas. Well they are, Yeah, it's
not wrong.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
They're a point behind Ottawa for the second wild card.
They're also behind the Islanders, who have eighty five points.
Boston's in the first wild card as the Wings are
two back of them, and they are three points back
third in the Atlantic, which is Montreal. They're in Buffalo,
are the Red Wings. That's Friday. By the way, Buffalo
leads the East with ninety five points.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
The Pistons are in Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Atlanta's probably the hottest team over the last month and
a half or so. They've won fourteen of sixteen games
and at one point one eleven in a row. The
good news is the Pistons are five games up on
Boston for the number one seeds, so I mean they
have really nothing.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
To worry about.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
And Opening Day is tomorrow in San Diego and the
Tigers will take on the Padres. And Kevin McGonagall made
the roster, which has a lot of people excited.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
He's the number two prospect of.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Baseball, twenty one years old, bat at twoin fifty in
spring training.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
He's very comfortable with the shirt off in the locker room.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
And as we've confirmed, two homers drove in six in
spring training.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
And that friends is sports and this friends.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Is guns and' roses coming up, we have, you know,
guys splashing their dogs at Walmart but we also had
an office situation yesterday, oh the worst, an office situation.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yesterday that we will get into. That is all coming
up after we play Sweet.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Child the Mine on Detroit's Wheels one oh six point
seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh had a show, So we worked
down in Eastern Market with some narrow streets down here,
and there are a lot of big trucks, Oh yeah,
that drive through, you know, delivering things. You know, eighteen wheelers,
you know, big garbage trucks, you know, big.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Trucks, you know, big meat trucks.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
All the trucks, every large truck you can imagine, drives
through these here parts.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And a lot of people park on the road.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Okay, now we don't we park in the garage because
we are given the option or not in a garage,
in a parking lot. We park in a parking lot
of surface lot that we park in that has got
a gate up, you know whatever. I'm sure anybody can
get in if they want. But yeah, but it's fine.
You know, you parked there. You parked there with a
lot of the other people that work like at this
meat place and stuff. It's fine, it's all good. But
(18:01):
there are some people, and those people are lazy and
they don't want to walk an extra fifty yards. It's
even fifty yards, that's a way of Oh no, it's
like fifty feet. Yeah, it is nothing. It is nothing.
It's like parking from you know, the second or third
spot at Walmart to put to walking into Walmart.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
It is not far, but a.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Lot of people at our radio station here continue to
park on the road because full Diri is being totally real.
They are lazy people and they look at you like
you have a horn when you're like, hey, I just
park in the lot, and they're like what why would
you do that? How could you walk such a far distance?
Are you gonna save city? Are you gonna have Tom
reimburse you for your steps? Keep your receipts? Like like
(18:43):
no offense.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
And you record that as mileage? Yes I do. I
recorded as mileage as you're right off on my taxi.
They have to walk twenty feet.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I think we're the most those twenty feet adds up
to where I might get thirty seven cents. I think
that we are the most normal people here, like and
like these like it is a super bougie group of people,
particularly headlined by the Mojo people, Yeah, who are I
love them. They're the biggest group of complainers on the planet.
All they do is bitch about everything. Oh I had
(19:15):
to walk five feet, or oh someone gave me a
ticket because I parked on the sidewalk. All they do
is bitch about the amenities in this area.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Like, look, maybe it's because I'm not.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Some person of high importance or high stature like I
bitch about things. I don't walk around like I can't
believe I had to walk twenty feet to work this
promised valet parking at the new building. If you believe
that a radio station was gonna give you valet parking,
you get what you deserve, Mojo.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You get what you deserve if you truly came. If
someone told you were gonna get valet.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Parking from iHeartMedia at your radio station, and you believed it,
you're stupid.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
You're a very smart guy, you're very successful. That is dumb.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
That is a dumb, dumb way to look at things.
I love all those people. They're wonderful, wonderful people on
the Mojo Show. They are the biggest group of whiners
as it relates to everything about this building, Like I
thought I bitched about stuff. I've just given up. I
don't bitch about anything anymore. I come to work, I
do my thing. I've accepted my lot in life. These
people are just non stop. Oh I had to walk
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to the radio station. I'm lucky I did not get
accosted and assaulted.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I'm lucky. I'm alive. I can't believe they're throwing animal
carcasses in the dumpster. All they do is bitch, Why
do I have to animal carcasses in the dumpster? Call
the news.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Then what happens is one of their cars gets hit.
And then yesterday you would have thought that like somebody
was murdered in the street, Like everybody's huddled around the window.
I'm like, what happened? Did somebody actually get mugged?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Such and such as car got hit and I walk
out and I'm like, well, you know, excuse me. You
know how your car wouldn't get hit by a big
truck in the street is if you.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Parked it in the parking lot, you lazy person.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
And I don't know that necessarily this person is lazy,
But the people in the building need to calm the
f down. When somebody's car does get hit because somebody
might have some information like me, because I would. I
walked out on the street as one of the salespeople
saw the truck hit the car, and.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That salesperson goes running by like a bullet. Ye.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
He rattles off nine nine four or seven seven you
do and some other stuff. He's like, put that in
your phone and texted to me. I'm like, stat, okay,
and so I put on my phone and I texted
to him and then I'm He's like, so and So's
car got hit, blah blah blah. I'm good in my truck.
I'm gonna chase him down. I better go inside, just
let somebody know the truck the car got hit. So
(21:41):
I come in here and I'm trying to explain to everybody. Well,
first of all, I approach Cody, I'm like, hey, do
you know who drives that car? Because it just got smoked.
Hassan has given me some information. I just want to
let that person know so they're they're aware. So that
turns into seven hundred people, seven people in the office,
because that's about as many as the office brings in
on a daily basis. And I'm trying to give this
(22:04):
information to the person. Nobody's listening to what I'm trying
to say. They think I saw it, they think I
got the information. They think I got the information wrong. Yeah,
I give them the numbers. That's not enough numbers. It's
not a phone number. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It's a sequence of numbers. He ran along. My assumption
is license plate. I don't know. That's the name of
the company. That's the truck number.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I have to go to my other job because I
don't make enough money to work just this job. So
I gotta go. And right now I'm late because nobody's
listening to what I'm trying to say. Pay attention, Listen,
I'm not the one who saw it. This person is
call him, but this is the information I was given.
Then I stroll out and I'm like, guys, are just lazy.
Tell you are just parking the park in the parking lot, Like, honestly,
(22:47):
I want to be like, you got what you deserved,
because you've seen multiple people here get their cars hit
every other week.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's mass hysteria because the car got it.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Learn the definition of insanity is doing the same thing
over and over again, expecting a for a result.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
You park on the street, you get hit. But you're lazy.
For the most part.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
People are lazy, lazy and insane lazy, and that's a
killer combo, lazy and insane.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
You could be one of two of them.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
You can't be lazy and insane buildings both Yeah, yeah, lazy,
insane and bougie the trifecta douche thank you. That's the
key in life. Just be so unimportant that you don't
care where you have to park. Then you don't get
your car had. Next thing, you know, there's gonna be
a petition to get air taxis.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
To pull jump show in. We're gonna have to park
on the streets. Kevin's gonna helicopter in every day to work.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
We got a new air taxes coming. It's not like
a petition.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I was promised. I was promised air taxi taxi.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Now where we're going war the roses.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
The war's over all right.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
So here's what we got. I'm gonna play a song backwards.
What I'm gonna play a song backwards, and you have
to listen to the song, and if you can tell
me what the song is that you're hearing backwards, you
will win a PDX Elite Tip Teaser Power Pump. Yes,
(24:14):
this is from Adam and Eve. It's a it's a
self pleasure device for men.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
It's a lower end BJ machine.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
There you go, So you have to provide them a
lot of more of the power than some of the
high end ones if you get my drift.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna play a song.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Backwards, Okay, and you have to tell me what the
song is backwards.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
That's what you're doing with that backward song.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah, So tell me what this song is and you
could win a PDX Elite Tip Teaser power Pump.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Wow. All right?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
So eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six
seven eight seven seven nine eight eight one o six seven.
Can you tell me what that song is? It's backwards?
What is that song? The PDX Tip Teaser power Pump
could be yours?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Have a question?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Is the iHeartRadio app give you the reverse feature where
it's going to play those backwards so they can technically
listen to that played.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I don't think so. I don't think so. But again.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
All right, so eight seven seven nine eight eight one
o six seven. Do you want your tip teased?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Do I ever well then you need to call now
let us know what that song was or is there
you go? It's Detroit's wheels? Does the song playing back?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Alright? Alright? What was that song? Hey?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Was it a hang fire from the stones? Wow?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Okay? Is that right? That was right?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Congratulations, you have just won a self pleasured device.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
What's it called?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
PDX Elite Tip teaser power pump batteries not included, so sorry,
you gotta you gotta provide your own w batteries.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
All right, that's awesome, you bet brother? All right, that's ali.
Al Right, let's play some more rock and roll. I
think that's what we're gonna do now.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, wow, Droid's wheels.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
What are the odds of this? Today?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Is Jennifer Gray's birthday?
Speaker 4 (27:15):
You?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Wild?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Wow? What are the odds? A couple of wild ones?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
And if you want to know something even crazier, that
chick's sixty six years old.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
I feel old like I'm thirty nine, and like Dirty
Dancing came out in nineteen eighty seven, I was a
year of age.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
This chick is sixty six now, wild man, that's wild
you wild? Crazy? You wow? Boy? I like Dirty Dancing.
That's a good movie good.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Soundtrack too, three big hit songs, then a bunch of
you know, like your older songs like that was that
one and She's Like the Wind by Patrick Swayze and
Her Eyes by Eric Carmon. Those are gott to be
a possible grocery store bang happen meaning to tell you
(28:09):
but anyway, So also, according to Google, her birthdays tomorrow.
Oh it is, well, okay, fine, well you know what,
but today is Sarah Disca Parker's birthday, s JP. What's
your favorite Sarah Jessica Parker film Pocus? That was the
only time I don't know what we're totally weird of,
but like we find Sarah Jessica Parker hot only in
Hocus Poke.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
If she were to appear right.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Now looking just like that, she could lock me up
in the cage like she does ice and not ice
like political ice like Ice Charts does, but different different
Ice locked locked me in the cage, not like the
political Ice Ice the character from Hocus Pocus, Yes, who
is a local guy that Josh found out. She could
lock me up in that cage and do whatever she
(28:51):
wants anyway, all right, got sports coming up and dongs
out at Walmart coming on up The Joshini Show one
of six point seven WLV.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Detroit's Wheels The josh Innis Show Sports righty, So the
Red Wings are now out of a playoff spot as
they lost to Ottawa last night.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
They are four five and two in the month of March.
Ouch not good. Things don't get easier. Ain't no rest
for the Wicked because they have to go to Buffalo
on Friday.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Buffalo leads the East.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Buffalo Pistons are in Atlanta tonight. They will take on
the Hawks, who've won fourteen out of sixteen. But it
really doesn't matter because it's going to be virtually impossible
for the Pistons to not have the number one seed
opening day tomorrow in San Diego, and Kevin mcgonagall's going
to be there. That's exciting. People are excited to see
(29:47):
what he can do. Maybe Google think in the moon.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Ah yeah, old Scoobs refilled the tank yet I would
he's had time.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
He clearly didn't, you know, empty it during the World
Baseball Classic.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I mean, do you think he's gonna drive through a
ring storm to get there?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
And maybe he will. That keeps him humble, keeps him hume. No,
you guys go in to the private jet. I'm gonna
I'm gonna drive my I tell Yota.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
So I like this headline from the Lions website Lions
prioritized grit and positional needs in free agency. Can I say,
I'm really tired of the Lions prioritizing grit.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I don't care about grit.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I'm sure you were just as gritty the last two
years when you didn't make the playoffs as you were
the years you did make the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I don't care about your grit. Grit's stupid, gritty, thick
of it too.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
First of its like you stole my stick.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, like at some point, like everywhere you go, grit grit.
Once you don't make the playoffs, it's time to change
the mantra.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Here's the Lion should prioritize good football players. I don't
care about this mythically grint like like that, that's the headline.
I want to see Lions prioritize good football players in
free agency. Not you know, that's a mythical, made up
grit that these people had some gazy they got grit, Like,
we get it. It's Detroit, it's freaking cold. Everybody works hard. Okay,
(31:09):
go get good football players. Prioritize that, thank you, And
that was sports all.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Right, coming up? Dogs out at Walmart. Whoo local Walmart
dogs out. I would have just thought it's every Walmart.
The only way I like to shop. That's how I
go to Walmart every day. Like the feel the breeze.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
I usually do my dogging out at the Dollar General
because of a literation. It's like a dog's out at
the Dollar General Monday type of thing.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And al right, it's Detroit's wheels.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Well, while we probably orentize grit for the Lions, there's
a gritty man that made his way around the Rochester
Hills Walmart.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Wow, this is the Rochester Hills Walmart. This is like,
I don't think they know how to handle this kind
of there. I know.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
I mean, first of all, the guy's black, so I
mean that's obviously a big deal at the Rochester Hills Walmart.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
There are there alarm bells are already sounding.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
But a man he was accused of exposing himself and
fondling himself and following a woman in the Rochester Hills Walmart.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
His name is Brian DiAngelo. How does it feel.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Different, DiAngelo, I imagine rest in power. DiAngelo say, I
bet you this guy doesn't look as good with his
shirt on.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Oh who could though? No, those abs, I.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Mean he has the oiled rotch area where he's got
a beautiful not penis, but crotchy.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, it's very muscular. It's like it makes a v. Yeah. Wow,
does that happen? But I don't know. We have to
ask this lady. Maybe she can tell us what.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Brian DiAngelo May thirty two, who was arrested March twenty third,
which is Cratchel region, looks like he was allegedly exposing
himself and fondling himself while he was in the women's
apparel department in Rochester Hills Walmart.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
What else are you supposed to do when you're shopping
for women's apparel? That's true.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I thought that's just what you did, especially for the
giant panties they keep on hangars at Walmart. Yeahs, look,
nothing gets me revved up like giant cotton panties on
hangers at Walmart.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Is a parachute or a pair of panties.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
See when my wife loses me in Walmart, she's like,
is he back looking? At the giant cotton panties on
hangers again.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh no, it's it every time.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Attention Walmart shoppers, Josh, get out of the women's apparel
section and stop looking at the giant cotton panties on hangers.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Your wife is looking for you. Damn it, Jilly. This
is the only pleasure I get.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
He was charged with aggravated and decent exposure, which is
a misdemeanor which carries a maximum of two years in jail.
He's being held at the Oakland County Jail on thirty
thousand dollars bond. Wow, anyone who believes they may be
a victim of may well, I mean, like I think
you'd know, Like, hey, have you.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Seen this dong?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
If you've seen this dong at the Walmart these contact
authorities looks yeah, yeah, No, that's.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
The dong I saw, so you know.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
And it looks like it might be the dong I saw,
but it's hard to tell because it was dark in
the men's room.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
It slipped through that hole. I think it's him, but
the dong I saw was hispanic. Only way I can
tell is somehow I'm working the gloriole at the Walmart.
I don't know why you did that.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
They don't have that anything. The Rochester Hills Walmart anyways,
we all know that.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Then again, I've never actually tried on close at Walmart,
so I don't know what goes.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
On in the US.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
I have no idea still have rooms. I think that's
COVID killed those. No, I think they're there.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I won't.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Mason Glory Hill.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
That was the number one spot to poop with that
work at the grocery store was the poop in the
fitting rooms, not like for fun. They have fitting rooms
at the grocery store. They used to, and they poop
in it. They did. Oh interesting, Detroit's wheels. Josh inna show.
It's Josh and James. Can you send us a text
to let us know that the text works? Text the
(34:55):
word Josh, shouldn't your message to five one eight eighty one.
That's how you can get in touch with let us
know if you enjoy the show. It'd be nice to
hear from you guys today. It's that time of the
day that we appreciate your affirmation. So text the word
Josh and your message to five one eight eight one,
and remember Josh has to be in the same text.
Message as your actual message, because if not, then I
(35:17):
just get inundated with text messages that say Josh John Then.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Your message is just out in the ether. Who knows
who got it?
Speaker 3 (35:25):
And then what So anyway, do that right now, Text
the word Josh and your message to five one eight
eight one and just say what's up or I like
the show or I hate the show or good tunes
you're playing or whatever. Text the word Josh and your
message to five one eight eight one. Coming up just
after nine o'clock, your first opportunity of the day to
(35:46):
rock free for the summer, like ten concerts and you're
gonna go to all of them for free, and your
first chance to do so is coming up right around
nine o'clock here on Wheel.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
The Josh in This Show Anywhere set Doubleullz as a
preset on our radio app.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah you shut Oh my god. I'm trying to avoid
singing over the songs too. I'm trying to turn over
a new leaf I am.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I'm just trying to be a good old fashioned disc jackeiye,
but I forgot Sometimes I get into the music. I
don't know if you guys know this. I have a
passion for doing this, maybe it doesn't come across. That's
how I get my jolly's is doing this. But everything
I was trying to kind of calm down and be
a little less you know, zany, and be kind of down,
you know, just kind of level, you know, don't sing
over the music, don't play the drops as often anyway,
(36:32):
that kind of just trying to be like everybody else.
I'm trying to be just like everybody else. And I
was doing a pretty good job of it, but then
I forgot. But look, I could have dumped that, but
mistakes are important. It shows that we're human, and that
is our promise. Here's a story for you, sort of.
It's not really a story. It's more of a fact.
I guess, Oh we got a fun fan. It's not
even a fun now. I wish it was a fun fact.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I guess it is a story, but it's a story
of facts that there's going to be. Well, guess this
is an opinion because you can debate. What's a star
but a star studded swimsuit addition for Sports Illustrated, which
is apparently a thing.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
But I've never even heard of half of these people.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
One of them is Livy Dunn is going to be
in this, Bethany Frankel, isn't she one of those older
chicks from one of those Real Housewives shows.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Or something, the Skinny Girls, Joscelyn Corona.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Here's the thing about the swimsuit issue and why it
serves no purpose because there's the Internet. Bennedy Frankel, No, well,
I mean she's I mean she's I think fifty five,
so I mean that that that's old. I mean, look
at Elizabeth dude. Put Elizabeth. You know I don't need
the sport.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I don't want to. That's fair. Fair. But here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
What I would offer up is don't even bother looking
at the swimsuit issue and just go to Livy Dunn's Instagram,
where like, oh no, people look at my pictures. Then
you post really suggestive pictures. That's what these people do.
So why haven't waste your time with a swimsuit issue.
Here's what you should do. I'm gonna save you a
bunch of time. Go follow Elizabeth Berkeley's bathing. Not Elizabeth Berkeley,
(38:01):
Elizabeth not Elizabeth Perkins. Who's that Elizabeth from Austin Powers.
Elizabeth Hurley not Elizabeth Berkeley. I don't know what her
bathing suit situation is.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
But Elizabeth Hurley.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Go follow Elizabeth Hurley's bathing suit line on Instagram. You
will never need any more of the swimsuit issue garbage.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
You were right. This is a fact. You will think
because you're giving people like how to be a PERV.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Fact.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Listen, you're not a PERF if they post the pictures.
I guess you're only a PERV if you're doing curve things.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Yeah, Like if I'm taking photos of Elizabeth Hurley, you know,
voyeuristically behind a bush or something that's weird. If she
posts pictures of her in bathing suits and I look
at them.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I'm not the PERV. I'm normal. I'm hot blooded. That's fair.
So go do it right now. Go to Instagram and
dont want to why when you Elizabeth whatever her name,
you don't even know the woman's name.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Elizabeth Hurley's bathing suit line. Just go look at Dick.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
She's amazing.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
She's like sixty something years old and looks remarkable. She's
like the hottest chick on the planet. So I'm trying
to help you, Like, I'm sorry that I care too much.
That's my big downfall is I care too much about
you trying to help me. I'm trying to help you.
Did you think I need to see Elizabeth Hurley? Yeah
you do, James, I'm about to play a seven minute
damn song. You got plenty of time. I'm trying to
(39:23):
have you fill your time here. But this is not
the woman that I want to see on Instagram in
a bathing suit.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Who is it? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Give her somebody with some tattoo, some dark hair, with
some some goths stuff in there. That's more my stuff.
I mean, Hurley's fine. I can't help you. I got nothing.
Go look at your dunezig or whatever. That guy the
wrestler you lay Dan Go look at Dan House. You
watch your mouth. Your mouth talk about Dan House. You're
gonna get me and curse you worse than.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
We're already cursed. Jerk. All right, look at thick goth chicks.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Now, I'm gonna make a run over to Hazel Park
and come back, and this song will still be playing.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
We are Detroit's Wheels, perfect soundtrack in my thick optionings.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Yeah kind of is actually one O six point seven
double u LZ Detroit Wheels.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Real life can be hard.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
We'll just rock harder guaranteed.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Human Belly Squire That is for Doug at the j C.
Penny and Sterling Heights. Speaking of Doug, I miss him, Yeah,
I do. Talking with him on Facebook, well I did.
I love to comment for Doug because he because Doug
likes top set me. I think he does it on
purpose by posting things about like fun radio stuff of
the past. So it's like, this is my old boss
that I loved. And then it's like a radio war
(40:40):
type of thing, and you know I love radio war,
you do. That's what I live for, but I'm not
allowed to do it anymore. It's your second favorite type
of war. It's it because the first of the war,
the Roses, that's number one and number two is a
good old fashioned radio war. And Doug used to be
involved in these and he's like, this was my old
program director. We used get into radio wars. And I'm like,
(41:00):
that's what we live for. And I'm like, well, come
on back and let's do that. And then he didn't respond.
He did respond, he told you to interview the guy. Yeah,
he interview the guy. No, Doug, we come back and
let's have a radio war. Get on the front lines.
We need you soldiers, We need you on the front
lines of this radio war. Doug, please be the radio
bullet sponge for us. Stop watching your stupid soaps and
(41:23):
your stories and come.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Hang out with us.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Oh no, I can't have any anyway. All right, here's
Lincoln Park gn R Troy's wheels. Hey, did you get
the keyword for rock free for the summer?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Now?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
I did? I already sent my text. Good.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
We'll make sure you do that every hour right around
that same time, right from nine to nine sun up
to sundown, basically nine eight to nine p So that
means if you're listening to this radio station all day long,
you know who's gonna have those keywords for you, Laura.
Then you know who's gonna have a keyword for you,
Rob Rads, Foytail, Brand's ponytail, and then Casey will have
(42:02):
them for you as well. And then they stop with
doctor who or who have the hells on overnight, but
then come back around us at nine in the morning.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
We had a time traveler. That's exactly what we have
Time traveling Library. Radio.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah, look, I mean guaranteed human my friend. All right,
But anyway, so be listening for those keywords and you
can rock free for the summer epic shows all summer long,
and you'll be in.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
For free to all of them, like Motley Crue.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Just like Motley Crue, not the food fighters, just like
is it the food fighters?
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, the food fighters are involved. I'm only going to
ask you Concerts Center on the list. Yes.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I was like, wow, I so we're giving away crappy emails.
My god man, so we're just giving away crappy show
Sammy Hagar. Oh damn, I didn't know this. Now, we
don't give away crap. We'll give away good stuff. That's
why everybody listens because they want to win those good prizes.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
We have that and automated bejay machines. Well yeah, well
I mean those are the best. But anyway, rock free
for the summer. You need a ticket if you take
your bjay machine to the concert with you. You think
you like the BJ machine needs a ticket kind of
like when you go to dog Day and they still
give you a dog ticket. Yeah. Yeah, you need like
(43:15):
a seat.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
You just stick your BJ machine in a seat, yeah
next to you, Like, hey, you're gonna lost my girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
This is the guests who. Yeah, they're a great band.
You're gonna love them. I know that one song. You're
the only American woman I need made in China. Josh Show,
seven w.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
LLZ Detroit's Wheels, well A.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Six points seven Detroit's Wheels. It's Josh, what's up?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Well, it's Josh and James. James is here too, but.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Josh Ennis Show, and James is here, and I'm here
and so.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Is Auzie Well six points seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Ennis Show.
What is this thing? We're going to here in a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
It's like a tiger's preview of some of the features
that they have and new food items and things like that.
It's only for the press. We are now officially considered
part of the press. We have to be part of
the credentials. We're gonna sign in. We're gonna get a
gift bag, We're gonna get to park for free. Dude,
we are going to be living the life. This must
(44:13):
be how Jay Towers feels like. He'll probably every day
he's gonna roll in there and be like, Wow, Jay
Towers is here.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
He might be there, but I don't know, he might not.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
There'll just be bums like us who want to collect
free things. It's just we're here for the free food
like every other radio shows. Fifth or sixth person, Yeah, uh,
did you say there's gonna be like new food items here?
Like Jenny Jenny will be there like us and Jenny,
Jenny and Jade.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
That'll be the people that are there.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
It might be awkward for us meltdowns like I ain't
going to this, Oh, I only hang out with kid Rock.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
I don't get out of bed for anything less than
kid rock. You must be, you must know very well.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
So it's like the dregs of the other radio stations.
And then us the stars of this one. The stars
wos using that germ star very loosely. Maybe doctor John'll
doctor who, Doctor doctor who? All right, so we must
go now. Laura is up next sea.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
This is the Josh Innis Show on one of six
point seven w l Z Detroit's wheels
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Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by Audiochuck Media Company.