Can I Have Girl Over Mr. Van Halen?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh yeah, welcome in, Hello, Josh Ennis Show. It's sounded
like somebody to Josh in his like soundboard, whoa, whoa?
How do you know it wasn't We got to build
one of those intended to print calls like they do
with the Giant Zeena.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, you don't know. Wow, you don't know that it wasn't. Whoa.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Anyway, Welcome in.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Josh Ennis Show, Josh and James this morning on this Friday,
we will have two pairs of tickets to see the Pistons.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yes we will.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
You're not going to see Kate Cunningham, but you'll see
the rest of them.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
And I got him fleet his lung. So that'll be at.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Seven twenty five and nine to five today. Craig Gass
is going to stop by. He'll be here around seven
thirty to share his stories with us.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
And we got that.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
We got a lot going on today. I mean I
said two things, but that's a lot. But it's a lot.
Usually we have nothing, so this is a step in
the right direction.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
We're on a street.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
We had something yesterday, we had something today.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I mean, I mean, it's a shame.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
We got to roll into the weekend now and into
our run of things start all over next week.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's a run of things.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
We do have a story about school bus banging here
locally banging a school bus. We got people banging on
a school No, they're not banging a.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
School bus, although that'd be funny to watch.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Look at that school bus, like how short you are?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oh you're not a regular length school bus.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
It just wants to take advantage of a short sexy
thick buses.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, yellow paint, black stripes.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh yeah, you open up that stop sign, but I'm
going to keep going. It's like a Munchkin of school buses.
If you're into that sort of things.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
It's like a fetish you find in the dark web.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I guarantee you I probably not even on the dark web.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
It is on the very light. It's not a home.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'm sure there's a category of people banging buses, sexy school,
sexy school, but well, you know, I was searching for
you know, hot moms, school teachers, babysitter, and short bus.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
It's not my fault be fitted in my feed. They
created this fetish.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
This is the a logarithmith A logarithm did this to me?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
F you Elon Elon Rock what's my problem at Rock?
Tell me Rock? Oh, I gotta pay for the premium subscription.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
I'll never know the answer.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I'll never know why my a logarithm is littered with
short bus porn. It's all Elon's fault. And then Elon
will like quote tweet you and be like this guy, yeah, creed,
because every now and then you'll see Elon quote tweet
somebody like you know, it's never something positive.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
No, it's always a negative story.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
It'd be about like, you know, somebody banging a school bus.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yes, but guy, yeah, we still let me use the platform.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, I'm out, see you guys later. Elon out all right?
But anyway, seven to twenty five Pistons tickets, nine to
twenty five Pistons tickets.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Seven thirty Ish Craig Gas.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Let's play a couple more rock and roll tunes to
get you going here on this Friday morning. Something to
inject you with a little bit of energy, something to
give you.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
A little bit of live, something.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
To get you amped up for what is fried day.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
And I'm fully aware that it sucks.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
To have to get up early, but let's do it
together and listen to my darkest days on Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
You know, you have to work on the weekend, which sucks.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
But we we're looking for the check with big boves.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
We are ready to do.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
You now.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Show sports a right.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
So the basketball tournament started yesterday and the good news
is Michigan and Michigan State both won. Yes, by the way,
certainly in the second half of those games, Michigan smoked
Howard the Bison, yeah, one on one to eighty. And
then of course Michigan State defeated North Dakota State the Bison.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Ninety two to sixty seven.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
It was not a good game or a good day
for anybody with the Bison. No related to Bison, No,
it really wasn't. I mean, the only thing I can
imagine that would be worse is the times of Bison
got taken out by Indians Native Americans.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
The Native Americans did it at the right case.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I think it's the colonists.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
They came in it, well, the colonials, the colonials, the
colonials came in Yeah, well that would explain why they
changed the mascot of George Waher Washington University, which was
news to me. I'm watching basketball last week and it's
like these are the George Washington University. I forgot what
the hell they're called now. But they used to be
called the Colonials. Okay, look up the mascot of George

(05:15):
Washington University, Like, what is their name? They used to
be the Colonials, the George Washington University Colonials, And now
there's something not.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
The university's athletic teams are known as the Revolutionaries.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
The Revolutionaries, so they're not known as Colonials. I guess
colonial is problematic.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Okay, well I didn't realize that.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, so I don't know what you're supposed to do
with that.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
You can't win, yes, not with the Revolutionaries.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
So I would argue the colonials one because their name
is so offensive that they were forced to change the name.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's victory.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Your name is so offensive and so problematic, and so
what's the word triggering that you.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
No longer get to have that.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
It's the same thing with a lot of these schools
that used to have an Indian mascot. Yep, Like when
I was growing up, there's a lot of Indian mascots,
and then there weren't Indian mascots anymore. Like at the
University of Louisiana at Monroe used to be the Ulm
Indians and now they're like Warhawks or the Red Hawks

(06:25):
or some sort of bird okay. And then in Southeast Missouri,
the Southeast Missouri Indians. In Cape Girardo, Missouri, they used
to be the Indians. Now there, I think the Red
Hawks so and apparently Indians is offensive and Colonials is offensive,
but Cowboys isn't. Nobody's changing their name of the Cowboys.

(06:47):
And I feel like cowboys are rooting in Tootin and
they have a very bad gun culture. And I guarantee
you Yosemite Sam did not properly licensed. Well, that's because
the most popular cowboy in America his kid Rock.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
He's a cowboy baby.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, riding at night because he sleeps all day.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Jo.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
But you would rest in power.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
You would think though the cowboy would be offensive by
now because Indians is offensive, give it two years. And
Colonials is apparently offensive. There used to be a team
we played in high school. They were the Lumberjacks. Would
you like to know the name of the girls team
lumber Jeans the Lumberjills. Oh yeah, car Zan, it's Lumberjack

(07:36):
and Jill gotcha. But yeah, so I did not know
that until I saw that last week that the Colonials. Yes,
there was a due to community feedback, more inclusive identity,
but the costumed mascot, George remained.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
I see.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
And then like in Vanderbilt's the Commodores, what are called
Like like when I got I just assumed that, like
Lionel Ritchie was the mascot. Well, yeah, I thought they
would do like.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Lady pretty late, eh.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
But no, it wasn't. It was like a gentleman with
a giant chin. I think he's on a boat. I
think his name is Steve or something. I don't know
what the Vanderbilt Commodore mascot name is. They won yesterday too,
So Vanderbilt and whatever their mascot is, they're the Commodores,
but not like you are the Sun, you are the rain.

(08:29):
Commodore's not like brick house Commodores, but like white guy
with a big thick chin.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Commodore name like any, refers to the nickname of the
school's founder, Cornelius Vanderbilt, who was known as Commodore due
to his shipping empire.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's fine, but what is like the costumed.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Mascot named name like like boat Steve or something. Commodore,
Pete pistol Pete.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Mister Commodore. This mister Commodore often.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Refer to as mister.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Mister.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's like the meathead student and the school TV show.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
You know, Hey, mister C, mister what some balls?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Man?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Mister C?

Speaker 7 (09:12):
Hey, man, wait, what do you mean gonna spring a
pump quiz on his?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Mister C?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
What are you talking about, mister C.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
You know it's about that party and at at the
girls sorority house.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
Mister, mister C, why don't you just study?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Give me a couple of the right answers to the test.
Mister C. Yeah, man, I was up. Man, I was
lugging boxes at Bargain City.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
I couldn't study looking Bargain City.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
That's probably what he was doing.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
Hey, look, hey, look, I got a job. I got
three kids, mister C. In tuition ain't gonna pay for itself.
You know we're in a high school, Mann, there's no tuition.
It's a public I think we're talking about, mister C.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
The common door.

Speaker 7 (09:58):
I think I call to see now Vanderbilt High School.
My mistake, Hey, mister C.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
All right, anyway, so we will have tickets to see
the Pistons coming up in seven twenty five what hour
from now? We will have Craig Gas who will do
let's see if he knows mister c Hey, I understand
you're gonna come in here and do impressions, are you well?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
I've made up my own character. Its name is Vinnie.
You can have a conversation with Tracy Morgan.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
Hey, he's like doing the Tracy Morgan. I'm like, hey,
Tracy Muygan. I was looking buses and back in city
down AnyWho.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
All that said, we're gonna play commercials now, goodbye.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
Good Josh in his show one O six point seven w.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
LLZ Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Well on six point.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and the show Josh and James.
So have you heard of the nine nine nine challenge
as it relates to baseball?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
The nine nine is that.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
One beer one hot dog for.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Every inning, So every so nine innings you have one
beer and one hot dog and every inning, which I
assume it could be the top and bottom. It's not
like every half inning you're gonna have a beer or
because I'd be like eighteen beers and eighteen hot dogs
assuming you don't go extra innings. But that's the nine
to nine to nine challenge, and a lot of people
do that. I've never actually executed the nine to nine

(11:24):
to nine challenge, but I've never tried either.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Have you come close? No, because I've never done it
with the hot dogs. I've just done it with beer.
That'd be that's an expensive day at the ballpark.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
It is.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
You got to get a sponsor. I don't want to
go out. I don't want to go like Jimmy John's
Field and do it over there.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I'm with you, but a bit cheaper. It's no longer
called Jimmy Johns Field, by the way. Always it's got
a new name. It's called like you MW Field or something.
It's got a new sponsor. So it's no longer Jimmy
John's Foodie. Yeah, but I think that's like a new
development that happened over the last month. But uh, anyway,
So there are teams that are actually officially endorsing the

(11:59):
nine nine nine chale selling packages for instance, And these
are two that make a lot of sense.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
If they have a DUI lawyer involved too, then they should.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
But here's where it's it's a it's a cop out though,
So the Phillies and Mets have their own version of
the nine to nine to nine challenge, but it's not
the real thing because it's a four ounce beer and
half the size of a regular hot dog. Oh so
it's like a like a like a little mini it's
like a children's Okay, it's like, oh, it's almost like
for children now, but they're probably gonna try to do

(12:28):
the full price huh. I don't know, probably, So, yeah,
that's lame because if I'm going to do the nine
to nine to nine challenge, basically you're doing the what
would equate to if we're assuming that each beer is
supposed to be twelve ounces.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
I guess I don't know if people are drinking pints
or if they're drinking.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Twelve ounce Well, let's just say you're drinking a twelve
ounce beer every inning. Now cut that in half or
four ounces, so you're cutting it down by a third. Sorry,
it's to a third of what you'd be drinking. So
instead of twelve beers, you're drinking four. Yeah, no four,
So you're drinking four beers and you're drinking you're eating
like four hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Like, what are we doing here, chicken man, there's my
math wrong?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
So is it wrong?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
So if you're hold on, so if there's nine innings
and it's a it's a half a hot dog, so
you're eating that's like, so you're eating four and a
half hot dogs. Okay, so you're eating four and a
half hot dogs. It would be three beers. Sorry my bad, Okay,
three beers, three beers. That was my only contention was
the three beers and four and a half hot dogs.
I could eat like four and a half hot dogs

(13:32):
and drink three beers in a half inch. I could
do that before we end this segment. Yes, it's not hard. No,
So the idea was a challenge. Yeah, that's a lame challenge.
And I understand why a team can't do that, Like
I understand why a team can't come out and be like,
all right, gods, let's ben hot beer night rates and
binge drinking.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
They're rooting for you to do that, but they can't,
you know, endorse you doing that. Yeah, they know you're
probably going to anyways, but they can't you know, support it.
But like that's lame, Like I would just go in
this buy the nine beers. The most I've ever had
at a game hot dog wise, I don't know, but
one time in Philadelphia, over the course of a nine
inning baseball game before there was a pitchclock. Of course,

(14:14):
pitchclock kind of really changes the game. I had eleven
twenty five ounce beers in a nine inning game's word,
and it was by accidents. So like it was one
of those games where before you like, the game starts
and before you know it, it's been the longest first
inning ever. So like, it was like an hour long
first inning, and by that time the first inning was over,

(14:34):
I had already had like two twenty five ounce beers,
and I'm like, well, I've come this far. You think
I can drink you know, nine for basically nine innings, Like,
I don't think you can.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
No.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I drank eleven twenty five ounce beers in in nine innings.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
We'll be till Josh Tennis. He can't do it.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
I have no recollection of anything from this baseball game.
Apparently I ended up on the JumboTron. I was just
gonna say, you end up on the screen. I ended
up on the screen.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Hey make some noise for the shirtless man.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
With the man boobs there he is. Everybody remember none
of this none, But I'd like to do the challenge.
I like that that should be what we do whenever
we go out to a ball game this year. Let's
do the nine to nine to nine challenge.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I feel like I could easily accomplish this because I'm
a grown man and I feel good about my chances.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
What size beers, I would imagine they would just.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Have to be twelve ounces, okay, I mean, can't be
twenty five mean I tried twenty five ounces, but just
to kind of stick with what the rules are, they
it'd be twelve ounces.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Okay, that's fair. But I feel like it's hard to
find a beer that's small.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
That you're not wrong. That's the tough part. So that
you do like one of the tall boys every two innings.
I know that doesn't count, it has to. I think
you have to complete a beer and eat a hot
dog over the course of an inning. And the pitch
clock has really changed the game in these things. Man,
the pitch clock, because you got to go fast now,
because I told you an inning could have gone an
hour back in the day, You're not going to get
an hour long inning.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Anymore.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
It didn't work that way. It's bang bang bang, So
you gotta chug a luck.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
And I don't know if the beer and the hot
dog have to be finished by the time the inning
is over, or if it's something you can just add
up at the end of a game and say, hey,
I had nine beers, I had nine hot dogs.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Those are rules you'll have to sort out before you
actually do the challenge. You're right, and I'm gonna do
it like competitively correct, so I could imagine it because
of competitive sport. Then I would quit this job.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Go make some money, and I would hit the road.
I would I would saddle up my horse and go
from town to town. Former radio hosts Joshinis Dies of
beer and hot dog poisoning. What radio station was he on?
He was on WLLZ, wasn't he? I thought he was
on the Riff? And no, that was James. James was

(16:39):
on the Riff. Oh WLLC. I didn't know that was
still a thing. Yeah, yeah, we got uniforms and everything.
But anyway, glad you guys are hanging out with us today.
Craig Gass will be here around seven point thirty ish,
ready to entertain you. With his voices and stories and
other stuff. And we've got a story here locally about
a school bus sect session.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
I'm erecked that sounded weird.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yes, Piston's tickets coming up at seven twenty five, Craig Gas.
Right around seven thirty we'll have sports coming up as well.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Stay there.

Speaker 8 (17:15):
This is the Josh inn Is Show on one WHO
six point seven Double Ullz Detroit Wheels in.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
I do not have a penis.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I shouldn't have to prove I don't have a penis,
or about having a penis bigger than the rest of
the guys.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
That I worked with, maybe bigger than Mojo, but that's it.
I'm joking. So I don't know. Maybe I don't know,
but welcome in. You should ask I should like, hey,
I just put it all.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Out on the table.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Let's put our cards on the table, like that dude
that did the magic trick for us at the bar Saturday.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Is this your card?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Well, yes it is, sir, I know it. It is
the tennis BAEd all right.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Anyway, so it is the Josh and to show Craig
Gass will join us at seven point thirty here in studio.
We will have Pistons tickets two times today, seven to
twenty five and nine five. I've also got this school
bus banging story that happened right here in the motor City.
It's most down, so we'll get.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
That for you.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
My favorite piece of audio from today I'll play for
you as well, Somebody that just made me chuckle. Not
as funny as you have. The lady breaking down, how
she's not a man. Yeah, that's a quality one. But
this is good too, So we'll do all that Sport's
coming up as well. But first we must play rock
and roll music.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
One thing I.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Discovered about this band Europe. Every one of their songs
sounds like the Final Countdown. Oh okay, every one of them
Rock to Night, Final Countdown. Every Europe song sounds like
every other Europe song.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
It's fine because the Final Countdown rules.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Every Europe song sounds like every other Europe song except Carry,
which is a monster ballad which proved that every bad
boy has a soft size, which we needed to find
out about Europe because they go hard, and I'm glad.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
They confirmed that they have a soft side.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
All right, it's Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
The Josh in his show.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Alright, So the Wolverines and the Spartans both advance. They
both they both did both, they both advanced, both, both
of them.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Beat up on bison animal abuse. Well it was they.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Really kicked the hell out of those bison in Buffalo,
mind you.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
But that is back to back.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
When I say back to back, he's just two victories
for basketball teams here in Michigan. So they advance to
the second round. They will play basketball again tomorrow. The
Pistons were able to win despite Kate Cunningham having a
collapse lung, so he's out for a while. Also, the
Red Wings, they f only won two games in a row.

(20:02):
Done it stop the press? Also, so this is not
sports related audio, but it made me laugh. So Donald
Trump the president of these United States, Yeah, which is
a pretty remarkable accomplishment when you think about it.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Abe, But.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
He was talking to this Japanese gentleman, one of the
leaders of Japan, and this leader from Japan wanted to know.
He's like, why would you guys attack like sneak attack
Iran or Iran and not tell us like we're boys,
you know, we want to know these things. And Trump says,
so now hold tight, Now I don't need to tell
you anything. But then he has a piece of audio

(20:43):
here that it's very trumpish.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Okay, so let's play some of this.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Just remember the context here is that this Japanese leader
is like, hey, you surprise attack these guys.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
What's the deal? Yes, well, one thing, you don't want
to signal too much.

Speaker 9 (20:57):
You know, when we go in, we went in very
hard and we didn't tell anybody about it because we
wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than japan And
you tell me about Pearl Harbor? Okay, right, he's ask
to be uh, do you believe in surprise?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
I think much more so than us.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
What is this guy? This guy's a real card. He's
an incredible card.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
If anybody knows about Kamakazi and not the cocktail, He's.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Like, let me tell you about Japan.

Speaker 7 (21:34):
You guys are very sneaky, very sneaky, very deceptive.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
That's not what that's about.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
That is not what that's about.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Like just like turning Japanese.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
That's right, when they say turning Japanese they mean Pearl Harbor.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
I don't think they do.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
That's not what that's about.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Donald, That's about masturbation is actually what that's about. That
is not about my man, because hey, and then he
starts looking around the room like he's doing stand up,
Like he's looking like he's holding court, looking for other
people to laugh with him.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
He's like, can you get a load of this guy?
This guy, he's in Japan. Japan knows all about sneaky.
Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
I mean, it's a decent line.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor? Well, one thing,
you don't want to signal too much.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
You know, when we go in, we went in very hard.

Speaker 9 (22:25):
And we didn't tell anybody about it because we wanted surprise.
Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you
tell me about Pearl Harbor?

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Okay, right and the right? Yeah, you believe in surprise,
I think much more so than us.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh that's incredible. That is it's amazing. It is truly
you know about surprise.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
But anyway, that tickled me. Not what that's about. They
play that after he gave that speech. That's how they
pissed them, how they played him. I was like, you
guys know what I'm talking about. No, in my mind,
he carries a little bluetooth speaker with him, and every
time he talks to this Japanese guy, like just randomly,

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he'll drop, like every time he makes a joke, or
like when the Japanese leader walks.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Into the room.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Trump sitting there and he's like, hey, play it, play it.
He teachs it like it's a w w E event.
Like everybody has their own entrance music.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
That's Wang Gee's music. That's right, wang Ge.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
He's like, he's like, sir, my name is not wang
g Like that's getting get wang Ge in here.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
That's his music.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
That's that's get a wattanami. That's not get a wata nami.
Long Duck Dong.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
We love Long Duck Dong.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
He was really amazing. He said, hello, hot stuff. It
was incredible.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Anyway, there you go. And that was sports and humor,
all right.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
So bus station banging here locally school bus the bus
station bus, school bus bus stage.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
That's normal. Banging on a school.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Bus is not, is it not? I do enjoy the
idea that somehow, like Trump's point of reference to Japan
is just all Long Duck Dong quotes from Sixteen Candles.
He's like, you know that the Japanese are very sneaky
like Long Duck Dong.

Speaker 10 (24:41):
We love Long Duck Dong really great. Japanese man, what's happened?
What's happening, Josh?

Speaker 3 (24:52):
You tried to edit that on the fly and you
really butchered it. You butchered that drop.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
You were trying to make fun of me in a
very short song that you deliberately played.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
So you could talk quicker.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
And then what happened?

Speaker 2 (25:05):
You messed up the drop.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Anyway, Let's talk about school bus boning, shall we.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Here's a news story for you.

Speaker 11 (25:14):
A couple of school employees of MCom County and some
serious trouble tonight, appearing to be engaged in some act
rated activities on a school bus.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (25:21):
So Jessica Dupebek is here and this all got found
out because of some cell phone video.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Jessica.

Speaker 12 (25:28):
Yeah, we had to watch that raw cell phone video
a few It's raw.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I like my cell phone videos of school bus banging
to be raw, Like what I mean, is there any
other way it could have been?

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Like?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
That's raw video.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
When you say raw, do you mean like an amateur
filmed it or do you mean it got stanky?

Speaker 3 (25:45):
I think it got stanky.

Speaker 12 (25:47):
Sometimes I was really hoping that maybe they were just
cleaning something off of the seats, but upon further review,
it really doesn't look like it now.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
For everyone.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
We were hoping they were just what they clean, Well,
they were cleaning something off the seats. Yeah, after sex,
they were cleaning sex off the seats.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Marsi Playground.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Oh, that's probably where the bus was going, called the
Marsi playing because once that Marcie playground, sex and candy.

Speaker 12 (26:17):
Ah, that's right, when's sake. We did use the blur
tool pretty heavy here tonight.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
Yeah, you know who else uses the blur tool very quickly?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Japan that's right. In their pornography, they use the blur.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Very very deep. They always blew blur everything.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I wouldn't know when I'm watching my favorite kind of smut,
they like to blur.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
I don't like the blur, but they liked them. And
they call it pixelate. They pixelate the porn. But Trump
likes to see Japanese bush but they fuzz it all out.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
But anyway, they're gonna be making some hasty assumptions about
the pornography or President Joys.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
I mean, look, I think that's actually a compliment that
I think that's what he would enjoy, because who knows
what he actually enjoys.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
I don't know that I want to know.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Well, we can't show you that.

Speaker 12 (27:09):
We did talk to the woman, the really stunned mom
that witness this all.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Ever seen anything like this?

Speaker 3 (27:16):
And movies?

Speaker 12 (27:18):
Yeah, the x rated kind?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Look wow, so just calling out this is a concerned
mom for watching born. Oh that's what that was right there.
So he goes, yeah, I've seen it in the x
rated kind. Then that would have been my follow up
would have been, like, before we continue, what is your
favorite X rated film?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Just because probably like, oh, what kind of categories do
you watch on the hub?

Speaker 7 (27:39):
May I suggest Debbie does Dallas. It's incredible, we won Dallas.
Dallas loves Trump. They love him anyway.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Sorry, in the bus, what do you see?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
I see sex?

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Hot stanky school bus sex an intense motion.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
At first I thought it was just cleaning the seats,
but the motion just continued.

Speaker 12 (28:01):
When the bus is a rock and don't come knocking,
oh boy, or at all?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
I was wrong about the coffee.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
I think it works still, Okay, I think.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
Yeah, I mean, I'm an adultso kind of put two
and two together.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
The wheels on them and.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
It made and it made six nine two plus two
equals sixty nine on the school bus.

Speaker 12 (28:33):
Buss go round and round and apparently up and down.

Speaker 6 (28:37):
I grabbed that just to have proof that when I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, you were trying, you've got smut on your phone.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
You've got amateur smut on your phone.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
You're a liar.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
God that to save it for later, Yeah, for the
little time.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, exactly what it is.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Hey diddle diddle, hey diddle diddle. The cats.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
I'm about to fiddle blue blue all this.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
Mom.

Speaker 12 (29:00):
She was at the Chesterfield Township walmart this week when
she saw what appears to be two school employees engaged
in some extracurricular activities. I just can't believe they weren't
like trying to hide behind some bushes or something.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
It was a bloom. Well, you'd walk right into that.
Somebody was hiding behind the bush. Yeah, the mom there
was the first of all.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Mom was hiding behind the bush. And then there was
another bush involved as well.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
Oh yeah, and not George w or hw No a bush.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
By that, I mean a beaver. There were beavers involved.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
No, that's it was pointly in the front parking line.

Speaker 12 (29:39):
A little lesson on the birds and the bees. Over lunch,
Katie knew she had to report it to Macombe Intermediate
School District.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
That's just since you know, yeah, I mean, look, who's
getting hurt here? No one's getting hurt. We're boning on
a bus rid of Walmart? What to do in the
parking What else do you do in the Walmart parking lot?

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Do you don't have illicit sex with randos in a
school bus?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, the side of the Walmarts? Any chance I get
that opportunity, I take it.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
That's exactly like that person did what they were supposed
to do.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
Thanks, very disturbing.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Thankfully no kids were on the bus.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Come on, like, look, I think we're being a little
bit unfair to the bus bus banging people here. I mean, look,
there's plenty of space. What if that's that guy's house.
What if he lives in his bus? Do you think
about that? Where's he supposed to bed?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Ladies?

Speaker 3 (30:30):
If he sleeps in his bus? It's a good question.
The bus is the correct answer, sir.

Speaker 12 (30:34):
Employees were put on leave now being investigated for potential
quote professional misconduct.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
What if my kids grow that bus?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Shut up?

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Where he's gonna follow up and go do your kids
ride a bus?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
I drive them to school.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Then they wouldn't have been on the bus.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
No, I drive them in a BMW. Yeah sorry, I.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Wouldn't do what's going on on that bus?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah you would?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Could you film it?

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Because you're a voyeur.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
I think what we have here is we have a
horny woman who's got just repressed sexually jealous. Her husband
doesn't tend to her needs, so she films people banging
on school buses. But it acts like she's appalled because
she feels guilty about the fact that she filmed it, and.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
She feels even more guilty about the fact that she
diddled to it.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Know what she did, Actually she turned Japanese to it.
I don't.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
All right, it's the Josh Show if you'd like to
get in. Is there any word out of who the
people were that were banging. They don't. I don't think
they know employees. I just think they're employee. I mean,
we don't know them.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
So what does it matter to us, Like, oh, yeah, Steve,
I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Hey, that's I've known somebody that had the situation.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Well, I mean I can also find.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
To buy a scroller.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Now we'll see what we can find out. We'll get
our crack investigative team.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
On it and see what we can find it. More
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Point seven Detroit's Wheels Comfortably Numb. Joshennis Show, Josh James
and Craig Gas is here, everybody.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
I I Craig, what's up? Nothing? I want to tell
you what I think? Uh is the best compliment you
can give a radio guy.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
When I hear the music? Come on on this show.
I keep listening turn off during music because I just
want to hear conversation. But I will listen to the
music because you will drop in something offensive in the
middle of that song somebody notice, somebody noticed, or attempt

(33:34):
to poorly sing. You don't even try a singing voice.
You'll just you'll just get lut and go the final countdown.
I'm going a little pitchy. It's a little pitchy.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yeah, so let me let me play something for you, Craig.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
So, Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons have this bar called
Rock and Bruise, the restaurant sports Bar.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
I went to it a couple of days.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah, oh yeah, because it's there was like a saw
we didn't so.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
My favorite thing is he was saying, So Paul was
on with our buddy Drew Lane, who's got used to
be you know, the Drew and Mike Show forever and
has the podcast that's huge.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
And we played this audio the other day.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
But this is Paul Stanley describing what Rock and Bruise is. Okay,
And what's funny to me is he just describes a
sports bar, but like it's a kiss sports bar.

Speaker 13 (34:22):
Somebody said to me, you know, do you feel extra
pressure because it's Detroit, you know, to have everything worked out?
I go, it's worked out.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Oh, Paul, you.

Speaker 13 (34:33):
Twelve thousand square feet and three floors and uh, you
know custom art for Detroit music and big screens where
you can watch either music or you can see all
the sporting events.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
So he's described a sports bar.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Wait, well can we watch on those screens music and
sporting events.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
You can watch music, you can watch sporting events and
you can do it. Well, you have a beer? WHOA,
where do I go for this? It's Rock and Bruise.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Man.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
I was going to tell you that guy, I do
a charity event every year in Detroit and that a
lot of celebrities end up coming into and Paul Stanley
participated in. One year, he did a zoom call into
this broadcast event for Mitch album that he did, and
I tell Mitch before Paul calls in, I'm looking at

(35:30):
all the celebrities come in and I'm like, oh, I
know this guy. I got a funny story about him.
I know this guy. And then I see Paul Stanley's
coming on and I go, Mitch, this guy.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
This guy, first of all, he loves my impressions.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I am actually on Paul Stanley's outgoing voicemail. Did I
told you about that?

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Right?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:47):
I forgot about this.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
He that he called me up one morning and like
it was like nine am, and he started calling me
over and over and over again. I didn't tell you
about that. No, I don't think. So he starts calling me.
It's nine o'clock in the morning and I'm like, yeah,
I haven't talked to him in years, and I'm like,
why is Paul Stanley calling me? And I'm like, oh
my god.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
And is he saved in your phone as Paul Stanley
kiss well parentheses kiss that's a requirement to get his
phone number.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
We have to save him with that.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
I don't know if you know before Ace passed away.
Ace got in a big fight with Paul Stanley, very
public fight with Paul Stanley, and he did an interview
with Eddie Trunk and told Eddie Paul Stanley called me
and just said f off and then hung up the phone.
And Eddie said, are you sure it was Paul? And
he goes, yeah, cause, uh, I got him saved in

(36:33):
my phone. He goes, I don't have him saved as
Paul Stanley, just in case anyone gets my phone. I
have him saved as Paul s And I was like, oh,
that in a national broadcast, all right, So.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
If you get my phone, don't look for Paul Stanley.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
He called.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Paul Stanley starts calling me, and then after the second
or third call, I just start rehearsing, like, Paul, that
was a long time ago. I'm a different I'm a
different person now. I've learned a lot. And I just
and then finally the fourth call, I pick up and
I go hello, and he goes, Hi, Craig, Paul Stanley,
and I go, hey, buddy, what's going on? And he goes,

(37:18):
you know, a friend of mine got Morgan Freeman to
do his voicemail. And I just started thinking you're so
good at impressions. I just want you to do my voicemail.
And I said, okay, yeah, and I goes that in
and he goes, yeah, is that okay? And I said,
that's literally how I do I spend all my free time.
So I said, all right, I'll record something and i'll send

(37:41):
it back to you. And he said, I want you
to do al Pacino. And he said, I want you
to do it like sent of a woman. So so
the voicemail I record is, uh.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Hi, this is an appuccino. You've reached the voicemail for
the star child. Leave a message and don't go rambling
on and on. Know you live, I'm coming to your
house and I'm taking a.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Flame throw of that mother effort. And I sent it
to him and I said, let me know if you
have any notes. He texted me right back and said, yeah,
I have some notes. What's wrong? And he goes, why
are you cursing? And I said, no, oh, al pacino,
al Pacino? And he goes, do it again without curt

(38:23):
So I did it again without cursing. So I tell
Mitch this Christmas event here in Detroit, I said, I'm
on his voicemail he loves all my impressions and he
hates my impression of him, and he goes, really okay.
Paul Stealing comes on. They start talking about the charity event,
and he goes, by the way, Paul, we're actually sitting
here with a friend of yours. Comedian Craig gases here

(38:46):
and Paul goes, you ever heard his al Pacino? And
he goes yeah, and he goes, yeah, he's on my
voicemail like, oh okay, and he goes, you ever heard
his impression of me though, And he goes, no, I haven't.
And he goes, Craig, do the impression of me? And
I go, hey, everybody this pole standing and he goes,
you make me sound like I own a hair salon
on Long Island. And I was like, what a great preace. Yeah,

(39:13):
welcome to Pulse stands an Selon, come on in, give
you a blowout.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
But he's got a good sense of humor for the
most part. So Craig is hanging out with us. You're
gonna be at one night, SAMs did dude the show
last night?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Right show last night was amazing. We had a great crowd,
We got good crowds coming tonight and tomorrow night, but
there are still tickets left for so the early show
tomorrow is about to sell out, and but yeah, get tickets.
It's One night Stands dot Club and it's stand like
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(39:53):
my website get gas dot com, Get gas with two
s's dot two S's all right, we got more with
Craig coming up well six point seven Detroit's.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Waehols, Josh Jennis Show, Craig Gass hanging out with us today.
It's gonna be a One night Stands a couple more
shows if you want to see him. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Have you watched the new Tracy Morgan show, this Reggie
Dinkin Show or not yet. I've been wanting to.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
They're all basically thirty rock. Every show he's on is
just thirty rock. If it's produced, yes, because it's I
think produced by the same people that produce thirty rock,
same kind of vibe. It's just the Tracy Morgan vibe.
I watched the first two episodes. It's Tracy Morgan just
doing you know, thirty It seems like it's gonna be
more like the office in a way.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Have you ever heard the urban legend of how Tracy
Morgan was pitched thirty Rock? No, that, Tina, because Tracy
Morgan is certifiably insane, and he's in New York for years,
just back when he was on SNL. If you were
hanging out with a group of comedians in New York
and Tracy Morgan was in that social circle, invariably, there
will always be one comedian that turn to you and

(41:00):
go you ever try to talk to that guy? Because
he was just always just in outer space with his
responses to everything. And the first time I actually had
a conversation with him. I used to write for Weekend
Update at Saturday Night Live. I was you did. I
was a contributing writer a weekend Update for who Colin
Quinton October of ninety eight until May of two thousand

(41:22):
and I'm on the eighth floor of thirty Rock and
I see Tracy and I go, hey, man, my name
is Craig. I'm a stand up comedian, and I just
want to tell you that my girlfriend I think you're
the funniest guy on the show.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
And he goes, yeah, that's crazy. You stand up comedian.
I go yeah, and he goes, what's you doing next Friday?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
And I go next one. He goes next Friday, and
I go, I don't know what am I doing next Friday?
And he goes, you can open up for me at
the New York Comedy Club and I was like really,
I get and he goes, yeah, you come down?

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Do you stand up?

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Come down? Do the show? And I was like, oh
my god. And back then I had nothing going on
in my life, so I was like, oh my god,
I'm doing stand up comedy.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Jumping your way into this situation.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
I am.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
And I show up at the club and the crowd,
thank God, is great, and the set goes well. And
then after I get off stage, I see Tracy Morgan
over by the bar and and he goes, hey, Craig,
what't you drinking? And I go, oh, I was still
drinking back then. I said can I have a corona?
And he's like, yeah, So how you like this? And
I go how do I like this club? And he goes, no,

(42:27):
how you like stand up comedy? And I was like, oh,
I'm I'm head over heels in love with comedy. He goes,
you gotta be like Bruce Lee and the six foot kick.
And I said what and he goes, you don't know
about Bruce leyn the six foot kick. They say, well,
Bruce Lee kick you, you go back six feet. That's
why I want people like Tracy, how are you living.
I'm like, I'm six foot kicking it. You got six

(42:52):
foot kick your way through life? That's the way you
got it. And he got physically nose to nose with me.
Our lips are like an inch apart, and I'm like,
he's spitting in my face. I go, what are you
talking about. A year later, my friend Kurt Metzkerm tells
me that he's in a car with Tracy Morgan. Kurt
was writing for The Chappelle Show, and he said, they're
on the West Side Highway. Tracy Morgan's driving, and then

(43:14):
Kurt goes, oh, Chappelle Show got picked up for a
second season, so that's cool, makes more money next year.
And Tracy just said, damn Kurt, and he slammed the
brakes on, pulled the car over on the side of
the highway on the West Side Highway, and he goes,
what are we in, Kurt, what are we in right now?
And he goes a car and he goes, no, we
in show business, Kurt, we in show business. How many
letters in the word show And he goes four, How

(43:36):
many let us in the word business? And he goes
eight and he goes, don't you forget that, Kurt? Nothing
doesn't make any sense. My favorite Tracy Morgan story of
all time is when I was opening for Chappelle at
Caroline's and this agent told me he had a party
that turned into an orgy. Oh boy, Tracy Morgan had

(43:59):
a party then turned into everybody taking your clothes off.
And he goes and then Tracy boy can takes his
close off. Then I go, what what when was this?
He goes last Sturday night. Right at that moment, Tracy
Morgan walks around the corner. I haven't seen Tracy in
probably a year at this point, and I go, Tracy,
I heard your party was messed up man, and Tracy
Morgan rolled over and just eyeball mean until he finally

(44:20):
just said it was crazy.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Craig. You know what's crazy about it?

Speaker 5 (44:28):
When you get off on my floor, you don't even
hear nothing, You don't need nothing at all. Then you
start walking towards my apartment, but you still don't hear nothing.
Then you knock on my door, but you still don't
hear nothing. Right, And when I opened the door, his
buttoles and toes everywhere. Just because I've never heard that

(44:50):
phrase before, I clarified, did you just say butt holes
and toes? And Tracy Morgan said yeah before he added
some of them toes, the buttholes. It's an incredible story
heard in my life. By the way, that is a
censored version of that story.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
If you want to hear the uncensored, come out to
water for this weekend at one night Stands. I'll tell
you the uncensored version.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
All right, Craig's hanging out with us. It's the Joshness Show.

Speaker 8 (45:16):
Stay there is the Josh Nis Show on one oh
six point seven double ll.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Z, Detroit's Wheels, Enter Sandman.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
That is Metallica, Detroit's Wheels, Josh and ashell.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Craig Gas is here supposed feelies.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
So the yeah tomato tomato right, Like, it's not like
Lars is a deep cut impression, but it is.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I guess it's not like.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Tracy Morgan, like, unless you're really into Metallica or you've
been sued by Metallica. You probably don't know Lars Olric,
Like the average person out there's like, I don't know
what Lars ol Ric sounds like.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Well, I guess the bastion back would be an even
deeper cut. Did what the hell?

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Man?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Let's hear that?

Speaker 8 (46:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yeah, So so you and I were talking a second ago,
and I had totally forgotten about this, even though I've
known you for ten years and I've heard every one
of your stories probably ten times, but I forget all
of them. That keeps me fresh. I like to be
surprised every time, thank god. But you you lived with
Eddie van Halen? Yes, how does this happen? I made
friends with I was backstage at a Scorpions doc in concert.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
That's a show.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Now, if you would have lived with Dowcin now, if
Don Dawkin was your roommate, would so?

Speaker 2 (46:34):
I was in Tampa. I lived with Don Dawkin. I
lived on his futan for two months. There's a guy
from this company, Dunlop. His name was Scott Ucheetah and
uh he. Dunlop is a company that One of the
things Dunlop does is they make those personalized guitar picks
that the artists will throw out in the crowd, sure

(46:56):
with their signatures on him. That is the only hobby
I've ever had in my life besides cocaine, is collecting
guitar picks. And I have thousands and thousands of guitar picks.
And this guy who I met, who works for that company,
is a huge Horward Stern fan. So whenever I would
run into him backstage at a concert, he'd be like, oh, man,
let me introduce you to people. And he would introduce
me to rock stars and people that I'm such a

(47:18):
music geek that he'd introduce me to somebody, and I'd go,
you're on the liner notes for the Ozzy Osbourne bark
At the Moon album. You're you're the show who Ozzie
think for, you know. So at one point he goes,
oh my god, all right, dude, I'm going to introduce
you to this guy over here. Don't tell anybody, but
this guy lives with one of the biggest rock stars
on the planet. But don't tell him I told you that.

(47:39):
Hey Maddie, Hey man, I don't know if you're a
fan of this show or that show. If you watch
you know, King of Queens whatever. This is my friend
Craig Gash is the standard comedian. This guy turns around
and goes, dude, I am your biggest fan. I said,
get out here and he said no, Manny, I've seen
you at the House of Blues. I say, roxy blah
bah blah, And so we end up exchanging phone numbers,

(48:01):
and a couple of days later I called him up
and I said, hey, do you want to go bowling?
And he said yeah, man, hey you want to go bowling? Yeah,
So we're gonna go bowling at this well known bowling
place on Ventura between Laurel Canyon and Coldwater Canyon.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
And I said, yeah, you want to go on Wednesday night?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
And he goes, yes, is it okay if I bring
my friend Ed with me because I've been telling Ed
about you for many years and he really wants to
meet you. And I go, yeah, that's fine, and he
goes okay because he's got a kid. His kid's twelve,
and I go, dude, it's bowling s all right, and
he goes all right. So he shows up at the
bowling alley with Eddie van Halen ed I what you know,

(48:41):
and he goes, yeah, man and turns out I start
putting the pieces together. This is Eddie van Halen's assistant.
He lives on Eddie van Helen's property in a guesthouse.
He also runs the fifty one to fifty studios operationally,
and he is such a fan of the Howard Stern
Show that he wakes up every morning at five point

(49:04):
thirty in the morning, goes into the studio, turns on
the radio and listens to all five hours while he
tinkers around the studio. So when I start appearing on
the Howard at Stern Show to audition to get that job,
he goes to Eddie van hill And and goes, oh
my god, there's this guy that was on the air
this morning. He does a perfect Paul Stanley impression. And

(49:25):
then a week later, oh my god, that same guy
does an amazing Sam Kinnison impression. And then a week later,
oh my god, he does an amazing Gene Simmons impressant,
and on and on. So at the bowling Alley, Eddie
van Hilen is sitting there talking to me and telling
me my life story back to me. He's also smoking.
You're not supposed to smoke in the bowling alley, and

(49:45):
he told me a story that I had said on
the air about how I've been broke my whole life
once I started making money doing stand up all I've
ever wanted, like my only dream was to one day
have enough money to be able to own an illegal
cable box.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
I want to get box to be able to unscramble
all the channels. And that's a bowling alley. Eddie Van
Helen goes, dude, are you being broke your whole life?
He goes me too. He goes, I grew up in
the ghetto. And I'm like, oh, that's cool, and he
goes yeah. And he goes and I heard that is
this true that he always wanted a legal cable box?

(50:26):
And I go, it is true. I actually ended up
getting when a couple of years ago. And he goes,
that's crazy because and he looked both ways and he went,
I got a leegal cable box too.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
And I got this is a confession.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Are you serious, And Eddie Van Helen goes yeah. He
goes the thing is I'm rich, but I don't want
to pay for cable and I was like so. Over
the course of the next year, and a half. I
would go to hang out with Maddie, the assistant at
the studio, and Eddie would drift in and we'd all

(51:02):
end up hanging out together or whatever. And then I
got in a really toxic relationship that ended horribly one
night where we were at a party at the NAM Show.
Do you know what the NAM Show is? It's a
music industry event where it's all these like if you're
a famous musician and your guitar is a Gibson guitar,
and it's probably something you get for free, and then

(51:23):
Gibson asked you to appear at this trade show every
year in January to show off their newest products. So
it's a bunch of rock stars coming in and I'm
at this party and it's already a lot of bad signs.
This girl is not the right person for me, but
she's hammered. I leave to go to the bathroom for
two minutes. I come back, she's making out with the
guy to the bar, and I called Maddie and I said, dude,

(51:47):
you're not gonna believe this. I go I just watched
her like she didn't even know I was standing there,
and Maddie goes hold on hold on, Eddie wants to
talk to you. And ed got on the phone and
Eddie goes, hey, man, dude, I told you she was
a skank. And I go and Eddie goes, and you're
living with her? Why are you living with her? And
I said, she's the only person I know in this

(52:09):
town besides you guys. And he goes, dude, back up
your stuff, just moving with me, And I said, is
that okay? And he goes, yeah, dude, you didn't stay
in the recording studio as long as you want. He goes,
the only thing is don't tell anybody, but the band's
getting back together, so it's going to be noisy at night.

(52:31):
And I said, so, the only thing I have to
worry about is the fact that Van Hanlon's going to
be in the next room practicing. And he goes, well,
I know you got a TV show.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Because I just started filming.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
I just started filming a brand new TV show called
Las Vegas for NBC. I was doing it with James Vegas,
James con and I love that show Alec Baldwin, and
so I ended up moving into the recording studio and
I lived there for from January till about April or
May of two thousand and four, and it was very

(53:05):
surreal because Eddie was such a hermit. He was such
a you know, an introvert, and and I'm living in
his house and.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
He just took me in.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
There was one moment in March of two thousand and
four when Metallica was performing at the Forum in LA
They were doing two nights in the Forum. I bring Maddie,
the assistant with me to go see the Metallica show.
And I met a nice girl at the show, like
we were flirting, cute and started. She didn't Robbie or anything.
She did rob or We started. We're texting each other

(53:40):
during the concert and then after the show, I go
all the way back home and then my phone rings.
It's midnight, and she calls me up. She goes, hey,
what are you doing? And I go, I just got home.
What are you doing? And she goes, I just dropped
off my girlfriends. You want me to come over? And
I said sure, yeah, I get Ooh I don't. Oh,
I don't let me check.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
My dad.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
I go let me let me check and see that.
She goes, oh my god, you have a girlfriend. I
said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I do not have a girlfriend. I'm just I'm in
a unique situation. So let me find out. I'll call
you back. I call you right back. So I find
Eddie and I go ed. I don't know if Matt
told you, but I met a girl tonight and we've
been flirting and stuff. Is it okay? I bring a
girl over here. I'll just I'll keep her in the

(54:22):
studio and Eddie goes. Dude gets a mess. By the way,
that was not the body party said, I just edited
right there, and I was like, oh, I can't. And
then so I call her up and I go, okay,
meet me at the bottom of Cold Water Canyon. There's
a Ralph supermarket and you have to get my car.
I'll drive view, which is already kind of scary to

(54:45):
leave your car in a parking And so she gets
in my car. We start driving up the hill and
she's like, why do you need permission to have me
come up? And I go, it's in and I don't
know how to say, I live with eddievan Hill, So
I go, I go, it's a unique situation. So we
go up and we go in the back entrance. There's
two gates, one in front of the mansion and one
in the back by the recording studio. So we go
up to the back gate and we go and I

(55:07):
still haven't said anything. I walk up and I open
the door for her. She walks in the studio and goes, wow,
is your friend like the biggest Van Halen fan on
the planet or what? And I go, yeah, you can
see yeah, yeah. And then she starts noticing plaques and
she goes, how do you get stuff like this? And

(55:27):
I went, do you hear the noise in the next room.
That's Van Halen, that's Sammy Hagar, that's Van Helen. This
is Eddie van Halen's house. And he's letting me stay
here until I get back on my feet again. And
she went oh okay, and I go yeah, cool, right,
and she goes yeah yeah. And to answer the next
question that everybody asks, maybe three minutes.

Speaker 6 (55:49):
It was like.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
It was like the most done deal. It was like
maybe three minutes after that, and we were like, yeah,
it was a very surreal time. And I always say
it's like, yeah, if you come out to the shows
this weekend in Waterford, there's just yell out Eddie van
Helen and I'll tell you some more Eddie van Heilen stories.
But but yeah, I always say, that's not a funny story.

(56:13):
It's more of an interesting story because of an interesting
time of life, especially finding out a year later, because
this story doesn't end well. I found out a year
later the assistant Maddie was hooking up with my ex.
They stayed together for five years. Wow, he almost got married.
And every time I would leave Eddie's place to go

(56:34):
do comedy gigs, my ex would come over and hook
up with.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
The where's Eddie? He's got to be like, hey, bro,
what's going on here?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
It made me feel weird to the point where I
just I never called Eddie again. I never. And then
about I don't know, seven eight years ago, I heard
that Eddie was sober, and I don't tell this story
very often, but I called him up and I and
I didn't talk to him because I felt weird about dude,
your guy did this thing to me? And he pays
the phone, he goes hello, and I go, hey, ahead,

(57:04):
and he goes, who is this? And I go I
go to Craig Gas and he goes, hey, man, how
you doing?

Speaker 3 (57:10):
But I go, I'm doing good. How are you doing?

Speaker 2 (57:12):
He goes sitting on a toilet taking a poop and
I go, oh, oh, do you want me to call
you later? And he goes, no, man time me. I go,
I'm just, uh, let me call you later. I'll call you.
I call you later, And I just I just got
off the phone. And that was the last time I
talked to him. He was taking a poop and smoking
a cigarette and h and I just I felt weird
about you know. Sometimes I could be in a mood

(57:34):
when I'm like, I want to call it you be
inhill and then. But most of the time it's like
I look at his phone number when I'm calling through,
and I go, I'm not calling that guy. I'm not
gonna bother him. You know, don't you get like that
where you have people on your phone that are successful. Sure,
I don't want to bother that person.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
No, I well no, but I just get drunk and
then I do it. Anyway, Like one night Lance Berkman.
So Lance Berkman used to play for the Astros and
played for the Cardinals, right, So one night during the RONA,
they're showing an old Astros game on t and it's
one of these playoff games that the Astros played against
the Cardinals. And I have Lance's number on my phone,
so I'm hammered. You know, it's the RONI you can't

(58:07):
leave your house whatever. And I text him and I'm like, hey, Bud,
what's going on. He's like, who is this. I'm like,
it's Josh from the radio. And he's like, oh hi, Josh.
I'm like, remember when you hit that home run against
the Cardinals. He's like, yeah, I should have been the hero,
but you know then Jeff Kenton hit that. I'm like, yeah, man,
you're so badass.

Speaker 13 (58:25):
Man.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
I just want to let you know. He's like, thanks,
I have a good night, Lance Bergman.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
So I get it all right. Let me play a
song really quick. Here Lincoln Park on Wheel one THO
six point seven Detroits Wheels, Josh Gonna Show Josh James
Craig Gas is here and sharing his tales with us.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
He is going to be at One night Stands that
is tonight and tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Correct tonight and tomorrow one night Stands up in Waterford
and the tickets are at one night Stands dot Club
or you can go to my website get gas dot com.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Get Gas with two s's all right, So here's what
we're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
We're gonna make up some time here with some commercials
and some music, and then we're gonna get back with
Creig unless he has to go over to Mojo.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
When do you have to go over to Mojo? He
said he would take He summons you.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
And that's how it works right here.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
When Mojo summons you, you go like, I'll be walking
in the hall and one of the little people will
come out. Mojo's is like Mojo needs you. I'm like, okay,
I'm coming. The power of Mojo was like, I got
my own thing going on. They're like, no one's listening.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Go talk to Mojo.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
You need to talk too, all right more with Craig coming.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Up like it or not, this is the Josh. It
is show one of six point seven w l Z
Detroit Wheels. You can feel free to sing along too poorly.
That's what I do. I don't tear up that Nimes Josh.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
In a show.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Fine, no countdown.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Now you're just judging me like the people on Facebook.
That's Craig Gas.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
So Craig's gonna be it one night Stands. You were
there last night, said it was a good vibe.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
First night was great. I shared a horrifying or if
I story to kick off the show. That's a true story.
It's a true story. So we'll get that tonight. Then
I'd like to tell you right now, actually tell me.
So this is terrible. This is absolutely terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
I'm intrigued.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Twenty plus years ago, my first time I started performing
in Anchorage, Alaska. My ex was with me in Anchorage
and we go to the club for the first night
and I meet a local comedian named Matt Becker, who
my ex at the time said I like him, and
I said, I don't know. He's something about that guy.

(01:00:38):
He's really dark. And she goes, you think you meet people,
think you have good intuition, you don't have good intuition.
I was like, I do have an intuition, babe, I
feel like I can, and there's just something about that
guy that's really dark. She's like, you think everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
I don't think everybody's dark.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
I only tell you, and I give you exact reasons
why I noticed like nuances about people. So we had
this argument about whether or not this was a dark person.
That was twenty years ago. Last Saturday, Anchorage Police Department
were putting out alerts for the city to be aware
that there is a man on the loose who is

(01:01:14):
on a killing spree in Angorage. A resident from Anchorage
who had moved to Arizona was now back in Anchorage
and was on a killing spree. He had attempted to
kill his ex wife Saturday morning. He went on to
kill his ex wife's father an hour later. And he
had a list of people he wanted to kill, and
it was a former comedian by the name of Matt Becker.

(01:01:36):
I cannot tell you the satisfaction of being able to
call an ex from twenty years ago, go bitch that
was I cannot Like there's part of me that is
a real terrible way to frame this, But there's a

(01:01:56):
part of me that wishes that everyone could experience that
I get. I just wish.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Do you know what it's like to think someone's a
scumbag and then see that he killed his whole family?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
See I knew what I was talking about. But yeah,
So that that's how I started out the show, and
and but then it was a lot of fun. It's
you know, I'm a guy who does voices. You know,
family guy, American Dad, and and uh, it's a it's
a whole show this weekend of impressions people, stories about
people I do impressions of, and then I end with
some kiss stuf because I'm about to put out a

(01:02:29):
comedy special that's me making fun of kiss for an hour.
But so are you going to have to pay Geene
Simmons to be able to do that. Gene is actually
coming on my podcast Beardo and Weirdo next week, and
I'm gonna kind of like lean into that with him
and see how he feels about I don't know if
he knows about the comedy special. He knows that I
do shows about kiss because I do it every time
I perform with Kiss on the on the Kiss Cruise.

(01:02:50):
But but yeah, I mean, you know, and along the way,
you know it's it's you make a surprising amount of
fans from different walks of life. Like Shaquille O'Neil is
a fan of yours. Shagi O'Niel is a huge man.
He flies me to Atlanta like once or twice a
year to do his podcast. I know that's a first
time I did his podcast. I came in and I
was like dude, I'm excited to hang out with you. Man.

(01:03:11):
I feel like we're going to be friends. And by
the way, last night, I was in Los Angeles before
you flew me to Atlanta, and I was at a
comedy club. Adam Sandler walked in and went on stage
and he did a joke about you, and I was like, oh, man,
I'm working with that guy tomorrow and Shaquille Nielsen what
was the joke? And I was like, oh, I don't

(01:03:33):
think I should tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
That, and he goes, what was the joke? And I
was like, I guess I'm better tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Well, according to Adam, apparently I guess he he gave
you a role in the movie Grown Ups too? Is
that true? And he said give me I go okay. So,
according to Adam, you guys were filming at a college
campus at the time, and there were some dorms nearby,
and then the director said, all right, that's a cut.

(01:04:01):
We're gonna take a break for about an hour. And
then you announced to everybody on the set, I'm gonna
take a shower. And the way Adam describes it, he goes, uh,
he goes. And then when Shack starting to walk away,
I was like, Oh, this is my chance. I'm finally
gonna get to see uh Shaquille o'neils ding dung. And

(01:04:23):
it's not gay, it's not gay. I just want to
be able to tell my kids, Hey, your dad saw
something amazing once. So, as the story goes on, Squiu
Shaq's in the shower and Adam Sandler works his way
into the men's locker room and he and then all
of a sudden, shaquille'niel's bodyguard pops up boom, and Shquie
Niel's bodyguard is even bigger than Shaquille o'neile and he's like, oh, man,

(01:04:47):
big black guy's bald, and he's looking at him with
one eye and he's like, oh, manage it. And then
he runs back onto the set. Now he feels bad
because he has to explain to Shaquille O'Neal why he
was in the shower sneaking around. And so Shaq comes
out and he goes, anybody, I know that you probably
I just I wasn't trying to be weird. I know
your body guard told you I was trying to look

(01:05:08):
at you. And he goes, I don't have a bodyguard,
and I go, yeah, the big black guy. He goes, Nope,
that was my ding dumb all right, So One night Stands,
everybody come out to Waterford. I'll tell you everybody else's
material at One night Stands and Waterford by Let's plays some.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Rock and roll.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Craig Gas hanging out with us and be going over
to Mojo here in a little bit. It's all about
when Mojo summoned you. So we'll see, all right, it's
a Josh Ennis show. Well all six point seven detroits wheels,
Josh Ennis Show, wrapping up with our buddy Craig Gas.
So when you came in the other day, you noticed
while we showed you all of our sex toys, because
we're very proud of being a show that helps people
be sexually liberated. But I got a text from someone

(01:05:47):
here that says, today is a big day. I'm getting
my Master Raven Center at ten am. So he's got
an appointment to pick it up. Yeah, so we gave
it to So it's like a it's like a it's
a it's a yes, it's a BJ machine that also
has like a character.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Associated with it. It's like a almost like a video
game character.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
And she's like a goddess some sort of you know,
warrior or something, or it could be more like Final Fantasy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
I'm not I'm not sure, but I'm guessing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
So when you're being pleasured by this device, it is
through raven or master Center raven s I n e
R master Center raven is essentially you scan the QR
code and it'll take you to like a virtual this
raven person performing sexual acts.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
So I mean when you're on the road, if you need,
I mean, like, look, before you leave, we can hook
you up. I have a whole bag up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
That's what she's supposed to look like, like like kind
of like a female dominatrix from the world of Warcraft.
And that's what this is what the toilet we give
back to our audience. Our audience is small but satisfied.
That's that's awesome. But we make cup for an audience.
We give back and in simulated sexual pleasure. You ever
had any stalkers? I wish I feel like I would

(01:07:03):
have made it. Yeah, that's like the official like, hey,
I made it. Someone's stalking me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Female DJs always have stalkers, Yeah, because dudes are weird.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
I guess we're eiding in that right because I'm like, hey,
come get your fake machine, girl.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
There's some good stories out there with some stalkers. I've
had a couple. I've had a couple of stalkers and
most of them were guys. Oh they were not sexual
or anything like that. It's just guys who just want
to hang out with me, and they just Josh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
I dot a stalker every year at the Super Bowl.
His name is Craig.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Every year there's a guy that's tugs by one hundred percent.
That's where my best stories come from the super Bowl.
When I was mentioning earlier about being on that TV
show Las Vegas with Alec Baldwin and.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
And just hot chicks galore, Like every chick on Las
Vegas was hot. Oh yeah I was.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
I was in the hospital for some reason when that
show was in reruns on TNT, and I would just
lay in the hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
You probably the gout. I've all hauled up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
With an aggressive cout and I'm just laying there and
I'm like, oh god, every Vanessa Marcel was on there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Oh I got a story about her. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
I'm in so go grab Master Raven, and I want
to hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
I want to hear this.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
I want to hear this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
The best story that came out of that, and I
know I told you this story years ago. Was Alec
Baldwin and I we robbed the casino in Las Vegas.
That's what we did on the show. And and every
day on the set I would hang out and just
tell jokes to James Cohn and Alec Baldwin. In fact,

(01:08:33):
my days would always start with a knock on my
trailer door and it was always Alec Baldwin knocking my door,
going great, Alec Baldwin, do you mind doing some impressions
for me? I want to hear some impressions and I
go yeah. I'd always have people visiting me on the
set and I go, this is my buddy Josh, he's
visiting from Detroit. Can you do your Tony Bennett impression?

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
From heat?

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Alec Baldwin does amazing impressions. Yeah, he does, and his
Tony Bennett. It's one of those impressions where you go
Tony Ben was Tony Bennet like? And he'll grab an
empty Martini glass and go, yeah, I tell you what
I used to date Maryland Monroe.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Well, it's a deep cut.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
It's like Larry Fine, that's like that kind of impression,
Like who does a Larry Fine impression? Well, Billy West does,
like it's it's it's so obscure that it works.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
I once made love to Maryland up to twelve hours
until the paramedics came along and said, in Tony, she's gone,
Like material was really really dark. And so he would
always ask me to do my Alpacino impression, and then
he kept saying, I gotta tell you my story about Alpuccino.
I gotta tell you my story about Alpaccino. And I
know I told you this a few years ago. But

(01:09:37):
Baldwin ends up telling me that he Alec Baldwin almost
got in a fist fight with al Pacino, and it
was because Alec Baldwin starred in a one man show
on Broadway about al Pacino's life. And the problem with
that is that the story, the whole show was written
by a former best friend of Alpacinia, and the former

(01:10:01):
best friend revealed a lot of personal information about al
Pacino that al Pacino didn't want people to know about.
So Baldwin tells me that everywhere he goes, he keeps
running into people who go hey, I need to tell
you something. I don't know what this is about, but
I was at a big screening last week, at a
big event, and I ran into al Pacino. He says,
the next time he sees you, he's gonna beat your ass.

(01:10:24):
I don't know what this is. I'm just I'm giving
you a warning. This is what's going on. So Baldwin
keeps hearing from people that al Pacino wants to kick
your ass, and he says, imagine, yeah, this is by
the way. Baldwin was living in Los Angeles at the time,
and he said, so one day, I'm in my apartment
building in Los Angeles. The elevator door opens up. Who's

(01:10:44):
in the elevator. It's Beverley D'Angelo and al Pacino. They're
looking for an apartment in my building. And he said,
as soon as the elevator opened up, al Pacino went,
oh Jesus, here we go. Beverly d Angelo, clueless, jumps
off the elevator and goes, Aleck.

Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
Look who it is.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
It's Alec Baldwin. We're just talking about you're so political,
you should run for office or something. Weren't we just
say that out? Why don't you just saying that about Alec,
and he said. The whole time, Patino's looking going, oh
this guy, Yeah, this guy does anything he wants, don't you, Elec,

(01:11:26):
you do anything you want. Beverly d Angelo, not picking
up on any ques from this conversation, just starts walking
down the hallway with a real estate broker in tow
and the Pacino just he just eyeballs him as he
walks by, and Alex said he grabbed him and said, oh,
can I talk to you for one second? He goes,
what you got something you gotta say to me? What
are you gonna say to me? And he goes, listen,

(01:11:47):
I know you know about that play, and he goes,
play you were in a play. Tell me you're fruity
little play. I'm dying, yeah about your little play. And
he goes, listen, I know you know about the play.
I just want to tell you a few things. Number one,
I was only into the show for three weeks. Number two,

(01:12:08):
I didn't do it out of disrespect. And number three
and this is the truth. I've never had more fun
than I did playing you. And that's the truth. And
he said, Pacino to him and said, Alard, how in
the world can you have fun being me because I'm miserable.

(01:12:32):
I'm miserable. And Alc Balwin said he put his arms
around al Pacino to embrace him and Pacino in Jesus Christ,
and they hugged and they hugged it out. And when
I heard that story, and I had to boot my pants.
It's amazing. Oh yeah, yeah, dude, come out till one night,

(01:12:53):
yeah and water for this weekend for a great comedy show.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
And the tickets are at one night stand dot Club.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
It's Stan like s t a M like the name
Stan One night Stands dot Club or my website, getgas
dot com, Get Gas with two s's dot com. It's
a lot of impressions stories about people I do impressions of,
and then I end with.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
A lot of kiss jokes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Here you go, ladies and gentlemen, Craig Gas, everybody, the
lovely and talented tonight, go see him tomorrow, go see
him and just tune into Mojo in five minutes he'll
be there telling the same story.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:13:27):
Josh.

Speaker 13 (01:13:27):
This show one O six point seven.

Speaker 6 (01:13:29):
W l E.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Detroit's Wheels one of six points seven Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Josh Ennis Show Josh and James.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
We've got Pistons tickets to give away, and like two
shakes of a lamb's tail. All right, we like it's
coming up. So if you want Pistons tickets, they could
be yours. Just remember this phone number eight seven seven
nine eight eight one oh six seven, but.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Don't call now.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
I will punish you if you call now and guarantee
you don't win.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
He's like, whatever, but I'll tell you when to call
for the tickets. I just know they're coming up, got it? Okay,
good smashing pumpkins. It's Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Josh and to show Josh and James, Hello friends. Is
Chuck Norris dead? Not dead, but he's been hospitalized? What
they're saying, I mean, it seems very serious, although I
feel like there's some cheap I hate people that make
cheap online posts to try to get some engagement.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Like look, I'll call out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
I think I may have seen it on Mojo's show,
Facebook or something, but I want to say it was
like like Chuck Norris, legendary actor Chuck Norris such and such,
and then like then you read down and says it's
in the hospital, not dead. But when someone starts legendary
actor known for such and such That usually means the
post means they're gonna be dead.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Yes, like so.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Actor Chuck Norris, best known for a starring role on
the television series Walker, Texas Ranger, has been hospitalized.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Was that on the wheels one too?

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
It sure was? Well, then I take that back, Mojo.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
It turns out you're also a victim of the auto
post that came from corporate.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Yes, we suck too. At least it's somebody we care about.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Usually it's like, yeah, this person from some reality show
you never watched, is haven't a wrecked? Yeah, well we
don't care about that. But if Chuck's on the verge death,
we are sad about that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
According to TMZ, the uh, let's see, they're unaware of
the nature of the emergency. A friend who said they
spoke to Norse claimed he was in good spirits. He
was cracking jokes. A lot of them are cracking jokes
and then they die. Yeah, so just be on the lookout.
Who knows what's going down with old Chuck. But anyway,
do you want tickets to see the Pistons at Good News?

(01:15:30):
Kate Cunningham is not dead either. Kate Cunningham, basketball player
man for the Pistons. Dot dot Okay, I got a
click as a collapse lung. But he's alive and we'll
play basketball again at some point probably. But you got
to scare him with the hopes of the playoffs. Yeah,
so are the playoffs dude? Yeah, well hopefully not.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Stay tuned to find out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
I think the playoffs themselves are undomable, but maybe once
you get in, who knows. But he should be back
for the playoffs because lung will be resurrected.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
That's well.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
I heard the story on the news last night. They
talked about it. He hit a doctor talk about it
and he's like, well, you know, he has to heal.
So first we have to get that lung back and
then he has to heal. So he might make it
back in time for the playoffs, but he might not
make it back in time for the playoffs. He's gonna
need this much time to do this, this, and this,
So he might make it bet in time for the playoffs. Thanks,
but he might not make it back in time.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
For the playoffs. Somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
I'm glad that you guys had him on and he
told us nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Thanks Charlie, could have told us that he might mad
him might make a bag, he might not make it bad.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
All right? Call now eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh six seven.

Speaker 8 (01:16:37):
Listen to the Josh in his show anywhere EXE double
ullz as a preset on our free yard radio app
ac DC.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
That is Highway to Hell. We are one O six
point seven Detroits Wheels. I'm Josh, he is James. We
appreciate you guys for listening.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Check out our podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
If you ever miss any of the show, just search
for the Josh Edis Show wherever you get your podcast,
particularly the free iHeartRadio app, because it's a great, amazing app.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
And I'm not just saying that because I work here.
I'm saying it because I legitimately like it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
True story. Here's Jon Jet dan.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Zig mother ONEMO six point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh and
James were heading out. Coming up next is Laura and
she will have thoughts on the things in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Iss you will so lots of them.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Yeah, and then Rob Brandt. Rob Brandt posted a picture
of him and Tom Izzo yesterday. No, but it was
it was him. And have you've never seen young Rob Brandt?
So really quick go to the station facebook page. There's
a picture posted from yesterday of young Rob Brandt and
you know, middle aged Tom izz.

Speaker 8 (01:17:48):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Oh, I didn't realize that's who that was either until
I saw like I would have never guessed that that
was Rob Brandt.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
But no, apparently it was.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Uh, it was Rob Brandt rocking that mustache, sent a
gorgeous stash, stash and ponytail. Combo, are you kidding me?
Like I thought that was Benicio del Toro. Yeah, so manly,
I thought that was like Bob Seeger or something. But no,
that's Rob Brandt. That's what Rob Brandt. I never knew
what Rob Brandt looked like because when I'll never hear

(01:18:17):
when he walks in. Yeah, because we're gone by then. Yeah,
we just know the ponytail, the legend of the ponytail.
Good mustache though, good stam. I mean that's a good
looking man, is I like you? Very handsome, good looking guy?
All Right, we're getting out of here. Laura's up next.
We'll see it.

Speaker 8 (01:18:32):
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