Don’t Finger Bang a School!

Star of 90’s sitcom “Family Matters” extradited to Michigan for unpaid child support, why Josh is a big fan of the mayor of Dearborn Heights, a new tax on cannabis could put many dispensaries out of business, which touring artist over the last 25 years has sold the most tickets, a worse song to masturbate too than “Fix You” by Coldplay, a grown man in trouble for a “finger banging” video on TikTok, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, welcome in Everybody's six oh seven Josh Innis Show.
It is Josh and James. Glad you're with us today.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Today is a significant day.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Who Not only do we have Evan Essence tickets to
Day twenty five, and not only is it Foo's Day,
which means you have a chance to win tickets to
see the Foo Fighters every hour starting at nine am.
But today is the day that we found out that
Darius McCrary who is Eddie Winslow from family matters. He

(00:34):
was released from custody after a judge accepted a deal
that resolves a long running legal case stemming from his
October fifth arrest near the US Mexico border. Wow, he's free,
Eddie's out of jail. Way to go, brother. It was
a huge moment for Eddie Winslow. Eddie, it's a race
Street nineties, I think. So McCrary was extradited from California

(00:57):
to Michigan.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
He's here. Whoa Eddie winsis somewhere here on.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
A felony warrant over allegations of failing to appear in
court on unpaid child support charges. In fairness to Darius
or Eddie Winslow, I think sometimes men get really screwed
on these child support things. Not all the time, sometimes
you're just a deadbeat loser. But sometimes they rake the
guy over the coals, like, guy ain't making that much

(01:23):
money and they expect him to pay a billion dollars
in child support so he can fund whatever lavish lifestyle
his horror X wants to live. And that happens. And
don't think it doesn't. That happens.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
And I'm telling you, these guys know, I've never.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Had to deal with ex I don't have kids or
an ex wife, but there are ex wives out there,
and they will exploit it and they will run these guys.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Again.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I'm not passionate about a ton of things, right, Like,
I'm not some guy that gets on the air and
tells you you should believe blank, blank and blank. But
I think there's an unfair stigma on men, Like if
you weren't making money when you were married, in what
universe are you now making money when you're not married?

(02:09):
Where's this money coming from? So I think guys get
an unfair treatment. That said, I don't know how much
money Eddie Winslow from family matters has.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Or doesn't have.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm going to go out on a limit and say
not a lot.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Should we call the Oaklan County jail. Let' see if
you talk to him about it? Hey is, Hey, guys,
was Eddie Winslow in your custody? Who Eddie Winslow?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Damn it? Family matters, black full house? Well maybe you
got to you gotta call it Erkele. Hella is Eddie?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
There?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Did I do that? Laura? Shut up? Laura and Gonnie Keys.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
As part of the resolution, he entered a no contest
play to all five felon accounts. McCrary is due back
in court for sentencing in February twenty six. I guess
he still may go to jail. And a statement is
public defender? Oh my man is a public defender? I
mean Erkle would certainly have his own lawyer. Oh absolutely,
I mean if you go down the list here, oh

(03:07):
prob I would.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I would definitely hike Steffan. He would get the job done.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
In a statement, his public defender said, the outcome quote
allows mister McCrary to correct the misleading narrative and put
his matter behind it until I know the true story.
I'm going to be on team Eddie. I'm on team Eddie,
because I think a lot of guys get screwed when
it comes to that kind of stuff. I think they
get really screwed when it comes to child custody stuff,

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and really when it comes to alimony and when it
comes to child support. Like again, if you're a guy
that has no money when you have a wife and
a kid, you're not going to magically have money when
your wife is gone and she has the kid. Where
do you expect this money to come from. That's all
not telling you that you shouldn't take care of your
kid be a dead beat. I just think dudes get

(03:56):
a really bad rap on this kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
AnyWho, So you should be like a spokes prisoner Adam
the American Divorce Association for Men.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I feel like that, Look, someone's got to step up
for some of these guys.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Now, again, some of these guys are losers.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
They might have like debilitating gambling, their crack habits, and
that's where their money goes.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
And like, Okay, what if a dad's.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Out there working like eight jobs or something to try
to make ends meet, and the wife is trying to
get all the money that the guy makes and like.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
He's got to live too, exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
You know, again, I understand that we're talking about Eddie
Winslow from Family Matters. This isn't you know, your average
dad here, but crazy way to be if like.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
So they go to the ruling for the child support
and they're like, well, this guy's Eddie Winslow.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
He's got to be loaded.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
So they give him a huge amount of jilt support
and not thinking, hey man, this guy hasn't worked in
twenty years.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
He's correct, you.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Know that Eddie Winslow money's gonna run out, especially when he.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Got Rkule and Stefan de Pey. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
And Laura probably Laura, who knows if Laura ever like
she and Steve divorced or something. And maybe she's just
a deadbeat now too, you know. And I don't know
what Carl Winslow's pension is like with the police department
in Chicago.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Also, the extra date you for child support, how about that?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
That to me is wild? So I feel like probably
owed a lot.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
He may have, Like they could extra date you from
the US Mexico border back to Michigan. And who knew
Eddie Winsdow lived in the Michigan area.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh good, County baby who knew? But there you go.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
There's your story, all right, Josh in a show. Let's
rock this morning with the Pumpkins on Detroit's wheels, The
Josh Show Sports I don't forget. Starting at nine o'clock today,
it's Foosday.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Foosday.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
We got food Fighters tickets all day starting at nine o'clock.
And we'll have Evan Essence tickets at eight twenty five.
And if you play your cards right, maybe you'll score
a pair of tickets to the show tonight to see
Shine Down, because I have.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Some of those around here.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
To those right, Yeah, Now, you'd have to get them
and get there to the show tonight. But you can
see Shine Down and Nellyus and all the others.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
You get to go to that bad Boy dinner. And
I am going, I'm gonna stay home and watch the kids. Man,
I'm going as your wife, going, yeah, she's got a
lot of work to do.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Because I was like, hey, hey, so uh for the
the jingle Ball, you know, for the Shine Doown Show?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Wait, what time should I get there? No, No, You're
gonna just ain't home?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Okay, Well, I will see enough shine Down for the
both of us.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, so, yeah, I'm going to the meet and greet.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna meet and greet.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
We'll make sure you post the pictures. Yeah, maybe I will.
Maybe I'll say hello, just quietly weep at home. And
I could have met Shine down too.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
And I want to meet Nellie. But from what I understand,
they're like, we don't know that Nelly does a meet
and greet. I'm like, well, I'm gonna meet Cornelius.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Don't worry. Hey, just you got your pass. Just scroll
around backstage until you find his dressing room. I'll Waane
and Garth this thing.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, exactly with it.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Hey, my girlfriend's in there. A lot of people's girlfriends
are in there. So Monday Night, Hey Cornellius, it's me.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm on the Cardinals. Hat uh.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Anyway, so last night, Monday Night football went to overtime
and the Eagle lost again. I guess that's somewhat significant
in the NFC, although I don't believe that the Eagles
are going to factor into the wild card race and
the Lions will.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Like it is nothing for us.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Not really, because unless somehow the Cowboys you surp the
Eagles for first in the.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
East.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Therefore, you'd run into a situation where maybe they factor
into the wildcard, but at this point I don't believe
that's going to be the case, although I do believe
the Eagles stink. I think their offense is stunk all
year and Jalen Hurts has sucked all year. But they
lose an overtime to the Chargers. Hurts through four picks
last night in that game, and their crappy offense continues.

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So now they fall to eight and five on the year,
and if you look at the up to the minute
standings for the postseason in the NFC, again, they're not
going to factor in because they're probably going to have
a home playoff game because they're gonna win that division.
But as it stands right now, the Lions sit one
game behind the Bears for the final playoff spot, and
they have the advantage over them because they've beat them

(08:00):
and they played them again, so they're still in it.
The problem is the Lions play the Rams, and I
just have a sneaky suspicion the Rams are going to.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Beat the hell out of them. I mean, it's Matt Stafford.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Do you think Matt Stafford doesn't want to go out
there and sling it on the Lions. On the contrary, though,
do you think that Jared Goff back in LA doesn't
want to sling it on the Rams too? So, I mean,
you've got a double headed monster of two dudes that
still like to prove it to their old squad. But
then you also have to deal with the fact that
the Bears take on the Browns and then San Francisco, who's.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Kind of in that next closest.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
They both have nine wins, and those are both teams
that you will be chasing in theory for a playoff spot.
The forty nine Ers take on the Titans, who are
top two or three worst teams in the league. So
that's the bad thing, right with a month to go
and you're trying to stay in this race. The matchups
this week are the forty nine Ers, who you are chasing,
take on the Titans, and then the Bears, who you

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are chasing, take on the Browns, And you're facing the
best team in the NFL on the road this week.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Now, do you think any of this pay plays in
our favor? Because I think from what I'm seeing, the
last two times that we've played the Rams, we've been victorious.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
No, no, no, I don't know that matters.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I think that those Lions teams were better, okay than
this Lions team. This Lions team is not great. They're
beat up, they're dealing with a lot of injuries. The
offensive line play has been mediocre, the defense has been mediocre.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
So no, I mean, I think the.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Spread is four and a half, so they're a four
and a half point dog, five point dog on the road.
I think this one sets up for one that they're
not going to win this thing. So then you got
three games left, probably going to be two games out
of a playoff spot with three games to go. But
the positive is the rest of the games on your

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schedule are winnable, and one of them is against the Bears,
who I assume you will be chasing still from one
of those playoff spots.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
So at least you got that going for you. But
we'll see.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
And last night the Red Wings were victorious for nothing,
so they got a w.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Last night they.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Shut them out, shut out victory for our Wings, and
that is sports.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
They beat Vancouver the Canucks, all.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Right, So nine o'clock hour is your first chance to
win Foo Fighters tickets on Foosday. Evan Essence tickets at
eight twenty five and whatever the hell I feel like
We've got jingle ball tickets if I feel like giving
them away. It's the Joshennis Show. Let's get rocked.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
This is the Josh Nis Show on one of six
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Speaker 1 (10:34):
Well O six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Ennis Show,
Josh and James this morning. Hello, we are loaded with
stuff to get into today, including Dearborn and Dearborn Heights. Yeah,
doing something very Look I commend their politicians, their mayor,
the mayor in Dearborn Heights. Look, this is going to

(10:55):
be an unpopular stands. This man may be the greatest
mayor in America. Really, maybe the greatest mayor in America,
the mayor of Dearborn Hines.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
All right, and I was they doing giving every citizen
a free bush latte or something?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Now, that'd be huge. You can only do one bush latte?
You got the doing that to the infants? Well maybe
you know you got your tax form. Here's here's howpany
I claim. Yeah, so if you claim three, you get
three bush lattes. If they ever got rid of the
stupid bottle tax, then then they really be He wrote,
deposit here. That's so stupid, bottle, because they know most

(11:30):
bums like me are just gonna throw the cans away
and not go back and collect the money.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Dude, you just get a garbage bag and you put
the empty cans in and then you just okay, well
I did that, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
And there were cans that I bought at Kroger, like
liquid death, right, Like I bought some liquid Death Atkroger.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Right, even beer.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
It was canned water, and I kept trying to put
the damn thing in the machine, and it's like, nope,
can't take it.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Carbonated, Yes it was carbonated.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Well no, no, no, no, no, no, it wasn't carbonated. It was
just normal liquid death water. Then there's no deposit in that.
So he didn't pay the deposit on that can. Still,
it's stupid. I don't like the whole process. I think
this is done.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
I guess growing up with dealing with deposit your entire
life is not as complex.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Of a I don't know. It's just stuff.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
When you go to the party store as it were,
and you want to go buy your beer or whatever,
and you get up to the counter thinking you're buying
a ten dollars six pack and it ends up being
like fourteen dollars because of a stupid deposit.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
That is dumb.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
And I understand if you've grown up around that your
whole life, you don't know any better. I've lived some places,
because I've gotten fired in a lot of places, so
I've done some living and I've seen it, and that's
the first time I've ever seen something as stupid as that.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Welcome to Michigan. It is. Look, it's dumb.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's fine, but it's stupid just because you grew up
around at your whole life. There's a lot of dumb
things that have I grew up in Louisiana, Like they're
dead last in obesity and dead last in schools and
everything else. Doesn't make it right. Like you'll talk to
people there and it's like this is the way it is. Well,
it doesn't have to be. You don't all have to
be fat idiots. And it's the same thing like, well,
I've grown up with the bottle deposits. That doesn't make

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it right, it makes it stupid. It's still anyway, all right.
So but Dearborn Heights has the right idea. The mayor
of Dearborn Heights. I mean, yeah, they're blasting their prayers
at like five in the morning and pissing people off.
So that's a negative. But a positive is that he's
got something that he's doing over there that I think
is brilliant and it's gonna and everybody should do it.

(13:17):
So we'll get into that here in a few minutes.
Sports on the way as well. It's The Josh Jennis Show.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
The Josh Ennis Show, one six point seven dollz t Wheels,
The Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Sports All right, let's see here.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
So the Eagles and the Chargers played last night, went
to overtime where the Chargers got an interception late in
overtime and got the win twenty two to nineteen over
the Eagles. What does that mean for the Lions? Well,
not much, because more than likely the Eagles are going
to win the NFC East and not factor into the wildcard,

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and more than likely the Lions are going to be
involved in the wildcard out the NFC North. So it
really meant nothing big picture, But as it stands right now,
the Lions are on the outside looking in. You know
that already. Now, what does it mean for the next month?
It is a big month. The Lions are very much
in it, but things could take a turn this weekend

(14:20):
because currently they are sitting at eight and five. Both
the Bears and the forty nine Ers, who are currently
in the playoffs, they are two of the three wildcard
teams they are nine and four. So if both of
those teams win this weekend, which is very likely because
they're both playing stiffs, they will get to ten and four.

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If the Lions lose, which is very likely, they are
playing the best team in the NFL the round, So
that would mean with three weeks to go in the season,
the Lions would be eight and six, the Bears in
forty nine Ers would be ten and four, so you'd
be two games behind these teams with three to go.
Now positive is your schedule lightens up for the last

(15:02):
three games, and one of the games is against the.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Bears, which would be good.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
The other good news is after this Browns game, the
Bears then have the Packers the forty nine Ers, so
one of those teams will have to lose there and
then the Lions. So your best case scenario here's that would.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Have to play out.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Really, but this is actually a very realistic way for
this to play out. So let's assume the Lions lose.
I'm not gonna say it would be a miracle for
them to go to LA and win. I don't believe
they're miracles in the NFL. They're all pros, they all
get paid whatever, right, So I don't think that's a
miracle if they were to make a trip to LA
and win. But let's say they go and do something

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unlikely and win, well, that'd be huge. But let's assume
they lose, so then they are sitting at That would
make them eight and six, and they would have three
games left in the season, So then the Bears would
be sitting at ten and four. It's very likely the
Bears could lose their last two games Packers and forty

(16:01):
nine Ers. At that point, they have six losses. The Lions,
at that point, presumably winning their next two, would also
have six losses because I think they can beat Pittsburgh
at home because Pittsburgh sucks, and they can beat the
Vikings on the road. Although we're gonna look back on
this season and when we see that this team doesn't
make the playoffs, we're gonna look back on losing to
that bum JJ McCarthy at home as the one that

(16:24):
you circle and go that's despicable. Despicable that they lost
to JJ McCarthy at home. But let's assume they beat
JJ McCarthy on the road. So at that point they'd
have six losses, so they'd beat ten and six. The
Bears would be ten and six, and that last game
of the year would probably be flexed into a primetime
Sunday night game and it would.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Be for all the marbles.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Winner goes to the playoffs, loser goes home. And I'd
say that's a very likely scenario. Now, a lot of
things take a very good turn if you go to
LA and upset the Rams this weekend. Again, highly unlikely
with all the beat up team. Now, I guess if
Dan Campbell's ever going to rally the troops for what

(17:04):
it could be this week. You know, bless is hard,
and I know that coaches have to like say things
because they're coaches.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
But I'm listening to like this.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Dan Miller Coaches show deal on the Ticket last night.
I was flipping through the radio and I turned that on,
you know, and I'm listening to him talking about the Rams,
and at one point he's like you know, the Rams
are probably the best team in the NFL.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
You know, other than us.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I'm like, no, Dan bless you, I know, I know
you have to say that, but the Rams are exponentially
better than us at this point. They are a dominant
football team. A couple of their losses where they lost
one game by a blocked field goal at the end
of the game. I mean like they very well could
be a one loss team. Like the Rams haven't been
going out and getting smoked, Like there have been a

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lot of games where you can go back and look
at the Lions and be like, what the hell were
you doing? Like they got smoked by the Chiefs. You
know they got you know, they did nothing against the
bad Eagles. Think about that loss to the Eagles as well.
That's also becoming a game that you circle and go like,
the Eagles have lost I think four in a row
or something like that. How did you go out and
score nine freaking points against the Eagles and lose a

(18:10):
game that they score sixteen? Like, you start circling those
games and go, how when you look back on missing
the playoffs, You'll circle the Eagles, who.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
It turns out, are not very good.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
And then the Vikings who are dreadful, and you lost
to JJ McCarthy.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Now I'm angry thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh, but the season is far from over in terms
of the wildcard Division's over wild Card for the last
month very much alive. Gonna lose this weekend. It makes
the last three games.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
A big deal. There you go? All right? That was
sports coming up.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
The mayor of Dearborn Heights a hero to all of us.
All mayors should follow this man's lead. I'll have that
story coming up for you after Journey, a song about Canada,
Journey on one oh six point seven Detroit's wheels. Josh
had show Josh James today as if it's not the

(19:03):
case every day. But tom So, at last we heard
of Dearborn in the news. We heard of them blasting
prayers from mosques and stuff, and like the locals being
all pissed off about it and going.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
To city councils.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
And we heard Ted NuGen talking about it and making
threats to come play his music in Deerborn.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
We'm going down to Dearborn and at two am, so
I'm gonna get all the Fender amplifiers i can get.
I'm gonna get Hunter brucks, Hunter Brooks, Let's get a
bunch of apps and play Wang Dang Sweetpooon Tang for
all the Muslims in Dearborn because they start their prayer noise.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
You can't force people to pray.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Maybe I should play Wang Dang Sweetpooon Tang for all
the women that are covered up intents because no freedom
exists in the Muslim community. You gotta cover the women's
body up, only peak through.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
The little slit in their tent.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
So that was the big story maybe two months ago. Right,
that's the last time we heard something about Dearborn was
mosques blasting prayers and city council meetings and why is
this happening at five in the morning.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Okay, that's like the last thing we heard.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
But now Dearborn Heights is in the news because their
mayor came to town and said, listen up, people are
gonna clean this place up. Here's a news story about
what's going on in Dearborn Heights.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
We're in Dearborn Heights.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
The new mayor says he is listening to neighbors and
cracking down on public safety nuisances as well as response times.

Speaker 6 (20:26):
Yeah, and in some cases the mayor tells me some
new changes mean that could lead to citations and fewer
days to correct issues that are nuisance too many neighbors,
like snow removal, parking, and light.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
I caught up with the mayor earlier today, what hold on?
Hold on?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
My man in Dearborn Heights comes to town and he says,
here's what we're gonna do. We're cleaning up blight. Whatever
you wanna have blight, I don't care. We're gonna take
care of all the eye sores. But we're also gonna
make sure you get your lazy asses up and shovel
the snow. If that's what I'm hearing in this, If
that's what I'm getting from this, this is big, this
is I like it.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Let's say.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
There's a lot of positive momentum happening across the city
of Dearborn Heights right now, with the arrival of the
new holiday tree outside city Hall on Monday in advance
of Friday's tree lighting event. The city's new mayor, Mobe Doon,
is also taking time to remind residents about some public
safety priorities.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
When we ran, we send out a survey across the
entire city of German.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
Heights, among them, citywide snow response and what a majority
of the residents are pointing out as their number one
concern issues with blight.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
And first of all, why is your number one concern? Blight?

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Like all blight is is like eye sores. I mean,
they're gonna be eye sores everywhere. They want to clean
the town. I'm fine with that.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
I am fine with that. Clean up the blight to
get to the snow.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
The mayor's announcing his administration is cutting down the blight
removal and correction process from seven days to three days.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
We're saying you're gonna get a first notice by as
publicly telling you this is our standard. You're gonna have
a three day correction notice, and if not, you'll be
taking it.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
The mayor says he's asking the course to show a
zero tolerance approach. Some neighbors say it's about keeping residents accountable.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
I don't like Blake.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
First of all, this mayor is my hero. Second of all,
it's accountable.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I don't like Blake. My property value goes young if
that happens. And there's the ongoing concerns about snow.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Responsible hold on now, First of all, my man doesn't
like blight. So hey, I don't like blake. I had
to be one hundred years old. But that's fine. He
doesn't like blight. But now we're getting to the most
important factor in this story, snow removal.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
The Mayor's reminding residence sidewalks must be cleared within twenty
four hours of a snow event for safety.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Yeah, now we're talking, mister mayor.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Get your ass out here and help me.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Shovel my drive Get your lazy ass up, and then
shovel the sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Watch my kids. Well, I'm not shoveling the driveway. Shovel
the driver. How long does it take to shovel the driveway?
Oh me, it takes me a hell of it.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
That's because you're high off your ass and you operate
in slow motion.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
You stone or bastard. Don't bring but Mayor move into this. Yeah, no, nos,
what he's doing. Mayor knows what he's doing. Get off
your lazy asses and shovel your sidewalk. It is dangerous
for everybody if you leave your sidewalk unshoveled.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Tend to your damn sidewalk.

Speaker 6 (23:12):
And the Administration's proactively addressing the lingering issues with cars parked.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
On the streets during a snow emergency.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
He has to find a way to notify the people
they are not moving their cars. Did they talk to
anybody under the age of eighty this interviewing, I'm thirty
nine years old.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Come to me. I'll take I agree with with.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Mirthle and and Edward there, Edward and Merthle.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Okay, I agree with them.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Get your cars off the damn road in a snow
emergency and shovel your sidewalk that goes for you, neighbor lesbians,
your car is always parked in front of my damn house,
and your sidewalk has never shoveled. How about I want
Mota come to Hazel Park and clean this place up.
I want I want to make of all the towels.
Maybe you could run familiar to Hazel Park and clean
that town up. Maybe I will, Maybe I make a

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big different. I will run from there and say, hey,
I'm running on one thing. Shovel your sidewalks when it snows,
you lazy bastards.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
And I understand that people have been sending messages to
the radio station.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
This was like my most controversial take ever. I thought
it was pretty benign, but a bunch of old people
have been messaging the station.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
I can get outside and shovel, then pay some some eighth.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Grader to come shovel your sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
I see signs all the time of like high school
kids that want to make twenty bucks. It'll take them
ten minutes to get a shovel out there and clean
off your sidewalks.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
You're doing it for twenty bucks these days.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Instead of spending your money on bingo the old bastards,
how about you get up and pay that money to
some kid to go shovel the sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I'm gonna call it. The disabled woman on TikTok I
was complaining about you.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Get her on the phone. I'm sorry that she's disabled.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
That's no good. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Your life is difficult in that way calls on. There's
signs everywhere. Just because you're disabled doesn't mean that you
can leave your sidewalk dangerous.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
These are facts. I'm just telling you straight up.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Stone holfully hover around with like a snowplow attachment to
the front.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
What you have done is you've come up with the
greatest idea ever.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Way they can check out the Big Brain on James
Campbell everybody. I want people in their hover rounds and
their Rascal scooters to have a plow on the front.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Look, we've solved it, and how I wonder.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I won't know how many of these people are legitimately
dealing with a disability which is no good. And how
many people are just fat and don't want to get
out of their house and shovel. That's what I want
to know, because I am fat, but I get my
fat ass out there and I shovel all that snow
because that is my duty as a citizen of the town.
Because other people want to go out and walk and
be safe and not have to be on an ice
skating rink when they take their dog for a walk,

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especially like at night. So I'll take my dog around
the neighborhood a night, and you'll get good sidewalks that
are completely cleared off.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
And then you'll get bums.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Out there that don't shovel at all, and then some
that just leave a bunch of ice because they don't
put ice smelt down.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
These people get it ed and merthle. I think you
need a.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Movie to do your born height to hang out with
your old Yeah, your geriatrics community.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
One hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
You want to call me an old man for my thoughts,
go right, a wrong button, hold on romantic.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah there.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Actually, you know what, me and Ad and Mertha, we're
getting down because we understand, we get it.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
We understand what makes.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
A good functioning society is shoveled sidewalks and no cars
on the street. You're gonna go out there and shovel
the walkway for them, and then they're gonna give you
your reward.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
I'm not gonna shovel it.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
But I'm not look shuffle my own. They'll figure it
out on their own. But all the like I've I've.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Said so many offensive things, Yet the thing that we've
gotten the biggest reaction from is I can't believe he
got on there and said that they should get off
their lazy asses and shovel. I believe you had said
people who don't shovel their walkway are the worst people
ever and worst group of people ever.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
And I meant it.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
I meant it, and I stand by that in a
civilized society we need shoveled sidewalks. And my man mo
may or Mo such and such over in data gets criminals.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Forget about rapists. The worst people are they that don't
shovel their walk.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Basically, you are a criminal if you don't shovel your
sidewalk in dern Hides, Because from what I was reading,
it's like a two hundred dollars fine if you don't
get that shoveled within twenty four hours. So there goes
your disability money or whatever it is you have that
you're collecting on. Take that money and go pay to
have someone shovel the sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
That's all.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Have someone shovel your sidewalk. That's all I'm asking you
to do. I don't bother you. I don't tell you
how to live your life.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Well, this seems like I'm not I'm not. That is
absolutely not what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
What I'm telling you is you need to get off
of your ass or have someone get off of their
ass to shovel for you, because you are creating a
safety hazard for people in the streets that are walking
their dogs.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Or something else. That's it.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I'm not telling you, like to stop smoking, to stop drinking.
I don't care what you do. Gamble your money away,
I don't care. Do whatever you want to do with
your life as long as it impacts your life. Only
when it starts impacting my life and my safety on
the street, when I want to walk my dog and
my dog's safety when I'm walking, or if I had
kids and I got my kids out there for a walk,
which I would never do because kids are the worst,

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but if I did, I would want them to be safe.
And that is your duty as he's human. And Moe
gets that. Mayor Mo gets that. He understands it, He
gets it. He understands that you got it. As a
civilized society, you need shoveled sidewalks and if you don't have,
if you don't shovel your own sidewalk or have someone

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do it for you, you're essentially a terrorist.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
And he understands that, he fully gets.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
It, and I respect.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I want Mo to come run for run for mayor
of Hazel Park. Let's clean up Hazel Park, let's get
rid of the blight, and let's shovel the sidewalks.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Please, got whoever just lives around Josh, please just shove
all your sidewalks.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
We don't have to hear about this.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
And I'm talking to you lesbian's next door.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Please just sho sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
And I'm not going to say it to your face
because I'm a man and I can't walk over there
because I'm some sort of bully.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
If I say it to your face, I'm like a jerk.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
So I can say it on the radio, which doesn't
make any sense at all, but it does.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Maybe you can put it like a passive aggressive like
yard sign. I could. I would say, hey, shovel your sidewalk,
Lesbian neighbors.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Dear lesbian neighbors, shovel your sidewalk.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
And then the first thing is gonna happen is is
gonna come over like we're not lesbians, we're bisexuals.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Deal, we are pan sexuals. You bastard, you cis white
male bastard you. But anyway, so again, way to go,
Dearborn hides Like, yes, over in Dearborn, you have to
hear Muslim prayers being blasted at like six in the
morning or something like that.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
So not everything they're blasting prayers. I think it's like
a call to prayer. It's just like when you hear
church bells on Sundays.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
It is.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
But I'm not gonna want to get into a huge
debate with you on this, but it's far more obnoxious
than the couple of ding.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Ding ding ding versus like the loud ass call to.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Prayers that are being blasted over there. Is all I'm saying.
I'm not look, I'm not some sort of ant. I
don't care. I'm not religious at all.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
I'm not a religious person, So I don't care if
you're Muslim, Catholic, whatever, I don't care. I am an
a an a religious person, do not care. But I
do think that while I see the comparison, I think
there's something far more obnoxious about a call to prayer
than a couple of bells chiming at the top of
the hour to let you and they let you know
what time it is.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
What if you're a what if you're blind and you
can't pay time? Some of them you know what time
it is.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
But they let you know. They let you know, They
let you know what time it is. It serves a purpose,
That's all I'm saying. It serves a purpose for the people.
So you found a city, you meaning you want to
move to you then I think I'm going to Deerborn Heights.
I've made my decision.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
We're going to Deerborn heights because we're punishing people that
are lazy and don't shovel.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
There you go, all right, Josh in his show. So
here's what we got.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
We will have Evanessence tickets coming up in about an hour.
It's Food's Day everybody, which means in the nine o'clock
hour that begins our day of Foo Fighters tickets. And
there is another tax on Mary Houarney. But the good
news and potentially but the good news is that James
may benefit from this. We'll talk about it. It's the
Josh Innis Show on Wheels, Josh.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Innis Show, one of six point seven WLLZ Detroit's Wheels,
Sam in the Bag of Man Drag.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
One of six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Innis Show.
It's Josh and James this Morning. Welcome in friends. So
let's see here we have a story about this, Uh
maybe twenty four percent tax on what would this I
guess be technically.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
On the weeds stores. Yeah, so I think it's on wholesale.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
So like whoever the the dispensaries are purchasing their their
cannabis from, I think they're going to get hit with
another twenty percent twenty four percent.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Tax on so which means nobody's making money correct essentially
what it comes down to, and if they keep their
prices the same, they have to raise their price in
order to still see that profit. Which wow, like good luck.
But let's see here. This is the story from local
Fox Charlie Langton.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Let's see.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Well, I'll tell you why they fix the damn roads.
You may need some of this stuff here. I'm told
this is some of the best stuff ruts. I don't
know what it is, but oh jeez, yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
You take that. Who hold on one minute. It's two
hundred dollars an hours. If the law in January first.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Goes into effect, this is going to cost two hundred
and twenty four percent more.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
You do the math. Now the forty dollars more right,
that's a lot. Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
So there's a group of pro cannabis people in court today.
They're asking a judge to stop the law from taking
effect on January first and have a full blow and hearing. Now,
the street argues that this is a big money business,
that it's going to cost four hundred and twenty or
is going to generate four hundred and twenty million dollars
for the state to fix the roads.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
But it won't.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
It won't do that because people are just gonna stop
buying the pod you see, now, I guess it would.
So that means that the wholesalers would stop selling it
to the dealers at the shops because it would cost
too much money and they can't make a profit off
of it because they have to charge too much for
themselves make a profit off of it. So in no
way is that going to generate that money for the roads.
And by the way, I thought they've said for years

(33:06):
they were going to fix the roads when pot and
gambling and everything else became leading always like the big.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Thing pot to fix the potholes. Back when they legalized it.
I don't know, five years ago, do you think the
roads are any good? No, they're not, because they're politicians.
They're all lying bastards anyway. So like I'm kind of
confused where all that money went when they legalized it
and they increased the tax on the wich McCall and in.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Every state when they legalize sports gambling, and again I'm
not against that obviously, but when they make the case
for legalizing sports gambling, it becomes well, we're going to
help the schools. Kids are still stupid kiddos. So I
don't know what to tell you. The schools aren't fixed,
the roads aren't fixed. Which you want to keep taxing
more and more and more on this stuff. Go ahead,
let's see here from.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
The cannabis people, they say, wait a minute, it's not
fair number one to tax our industry. And the bottom
line here is that if you really want to change
this lab you've got to have a three fourths vote
of a legislature because why because the citizens voted to
legalize marijuana. I'm simplifying it because it's a little bit complicated.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
But we got a chance to talk to.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
People in court that represented the cannabis industry.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Take a walk at what they said.

Speaker 8 (34:15):
Let's say, if you took twenty four percent out of
our top line, we are not profitable.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
We have been told that if this wholesale tax goes through,
cannabis companies will be forced to close.

Speaker 8 (34:26):
You're focusing on the fact that jobs will be lost
to you. They said it was speculative. It's not speculative.
We own and operate a company that has sixty employees.
We're in a tough spot if we have to absorb
twenty four percent, and that's the most egregious tax that
we've ever seen against any business.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Pot of course it would. It would kill those businesses,
is of course it would.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
So what do you got to that you had something?
I was gonna say.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
I mean, if people aren't going to the dispensaries anymore,
that's good news for me and my beckyard.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
So this is how we're going to drink this down.
This is your so.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Now, hey, so you're in favor of the twenty four
percent because you grow your own stuff. That's a big
date for you. You want to dodge that twenty four percent.
Text guy's come on down to Jimmy Nuggs. No, Jimmy Nudgs. Sure, yeah,
I need an alias I can they probably can't do
it under my own name.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
And I'm like Jimmy in trouble with Johnny Law? How
would I get you in trouble with Johnny Law?

Speaker 4 (35:18):
You know, Jimmy Man is gonna come looking, you know,
for for James Campbell. But Jimmy Nuggs, I don't know.
Jimmy Nuggs. He's like a legend around here.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
He's got the dankas, he's got the dankes. Pot the
frostiest buds. So you're rooting for this twenty four. I mean,
I'm not really rooting for it, but with all these
people that die, so Jimmy Nuggs can prove it.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Yeah, hey man, at this point, do you actually making
any money? Come in here in the morning, so do you.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Actually sell your own stuff? And it's legal for you
to do that? I'm not sure what the legality is,
so so we're not sure. But uh now, when I
was a caregiver for somebody, you know, yes I could,
I could sell to them with their card or whatever.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
But it's usually like I'm just there to like buddies
need a little bit of weed, Yes they can. They
come to my place and they might throw me a
couple bones, you know, throw them a little baggy or whatever.
But I wanted to get into like the black market.
This is going to be the time. But I you know,
but I'd be like, I think a lot of people
stop going to like their backyard grower or their basement grower,

(36:20):
or like their typical weed plug. Because you wentness. You
could go to the dispensary. You could get an ounce
of cannabis for like sixty nine to seventy bucks.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah, Like when I first got into the weed game,
it was like three.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Hundred bucks an ounce, yeah, you know, and now it's
like so cheap. It'd be cheaper just to go to
this spencery and buy it. Then to put in the
work and the effort to like grow it yourself, the
trim it, to dry and cure it.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Like it's a lot of work involved.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
When I could just go pay sixty nine dollars, you know,
and get an ounce and be set for for a month,
month and a half.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
But if this tax goes into effect and then these
these dealers that these shops have to start charging essentially
twenty four force more, people are just gonna stop buying
I mean, listen, actually they'll keep buying it because let's
be real, pot is actually addictive.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
That's my hot take.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
My hot take is that people act like, well, it's
not like it's you don't get addicted to it, then
stop smoking it if you, like, I mean, like that
would be my argument. Like if you need, if you
need to wake up in the morning and smoke pot
to get functioning, then you're kind of addicted to the stuff.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
So like justizing habitual as you know, any other kind
of stuff.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 8 (37:28):
Now.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Again, the way I stand with this is going through
the crazzy withdrawals when you stop. Maybe some people are
going through it like with heroin or not. I'm not good.
I'm not getting into that argument with you. But like
people always tell you, well, POD's fine and it's.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Not gonna hurt you, and it's yeah, but there are
people who literally smoke all day. If you have to
smoke all day to function, I think you're kind of
addictive to it.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
You to have a problem, That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
I mean, I'll be honest, Like when I've cut back,
like the first week or so, you're like I need
to do, you know I need to do, But I'm
trying to cut back. There you go, So you definitely
get that craving you know for it.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
So so if you want to get in eight seven
seven nine eight eight one oh six seven, you can
also tax.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Text the word Josh and your message to five one
eight eight one.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
So twenty four percent tax, which would really kill, Like dude,
Hazel Park on John R. And Hazel Park would have
no Businessney, It would be tons of empty buildings, it
would be there'd be a gas station, there'd be.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Our liquor store, park Licker. I don't know if they're.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Still listening, but hello, park Liquor and a bunch of
empty dispensaries is what would happen because they couldn't function.
I mean, this is quite a few dispensaries that closed
down along eight mile once they went recreational, because I
think some places had issues with it being recreational in
the amount of tax that got added on.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
All these stupid taxes and all these bottle deposits and
everything else. They're not trying to help anybody. They're just
protecting their own morality, your.

Speaker 9 (38:52):
Morality, not protecting anybody exactly.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
That's how I feel, all right.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Anyway, if you want to get that number is eight
seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
You can text the word joshing your message to five
one eight eight one.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
That is how you get involved with the show today.
How about buck Cherry.

Speaker 10 (39:13):
We are.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Detroit's wheel want to stays twenty seven Detroit's wheels? That
is buck Cherry. That is crazy, bitch. Maybe they'll come
to Buttstock.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Who knows.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
All right, here's a question for you, James, and actually
I'll open this question up to the audience because I
do have tickets for tonight's jingle Ball. It's like a
last chance to get in. Shine Down's gonna be here,
Nelly is gonna be here. So I do have some
tickets if you want them. Now, here's the question, all right, Now,
this is according to Pollstar. There's a list of the

(39:44):
top five touring artists of the last twenty five years,
so the current millennium, right, which artist over the last
twenty five years has sold the most concert tickets? Over
the last twenty five years, which artist has sold the
most concert tickets?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
He's twenty five years, going all the way back to
the year two thousand, all right.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
So technically it starts January first, two thousand and one
to December twenty twenty five, so it's semantics.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
But yes, I feel like it's gotta be like a
Taylor Swift, who else, like old school rocker.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
See, and that's the thing is sort of a hint here,
Like you could assume like Taylor Swift is a big deal,
but keep in mind that Taylor Swift only became a
huge thing probably in the last fifteen years or so.
She was a bit maybe closer to well, actually, she
hadn't been around twenty years, Like her first hit I
think was a six or O seven, and she didn't
become like a massive touring person until probably ten or eleven.

(40:44):
And now she'll fill up three football stadiums in winnis
airas you know, over the course of a weekend. So
it'd have to be somebody that's been around a while,
somebody that has some form of global impact. That would
be the question. All right, So eight seven seven nine
O six seven eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven shine down tickets on the line here.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
I'm definitely drawn for like a Taylor Swift, or like
Elton John, like somebody who's been around a long time.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Even like Paul McCartney still tours, right, he still puts, well,
let's let's let's let them guess. You're just thrown out
all the guesses here. Let's let somebody no, let someone guess.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
So what I didn't want you to give away the
answer I got you, I guess Technically if you would
have given it away, I wouldn't have to say exactly sorry.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
I didn't mean to scold you. You deserve better than that.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Jimmy Nuggs, you deserved a better treat. I guess what
you won't get in the family discount.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I guess not.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Hello Wheels, Do you know the answer to the question
Rolling Stones?

Speaker 4 (41:39):
It is not the Rolling Stones. But I'll give you this.
I will say this about the Stones, the Stones.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Now, this is the the average ticket price among all
twenty five artists on this list. The highest average ticket
price is Taylor Swift, but the second highest average ticket
price over the last twenty five years has been the
Rolling Stone. But the Rolling Stones are only the number
twelve touring only twelve, only number twelve. They are the
number twelve touring band of the last twenty five years.

(42:09):
Remember they don't tour every year either, like there's some
the tour all the time. And remember it's just tickets sold, Okay,
tickets sold. Which artist has sold the most tickets over
the last twenty five years? I got shined down tickets
on the line here, Hello Wheels.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Yeah, Bryan announces, wondering about the shineedown pickets.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Yeah, do you know the answer?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
What's the question? I'm not telling you the question again, listen, listen,
but you know what, I'm just gonna you know what,
I will take this off the air.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
This guy has now pissed me off. So here's what
we're gonna do. Eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
You can text the word Josh in your message, although
you can't get the right answer via text, but text
the word Josh and your message to five one eight
eight one, which touring artist over the last twenty five
years has sold the most tickets.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
We'll give you that answer here in just a few minutes.
And uh, we've got more rock and uh.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
We've got a story about a guy getting arrested over
a fake hand like a gun, a half finger gunn
finger guns.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
On tippinger bang and somebody on yes, give her us
something like that.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yes, we'll get into it. This is the Josh in
his show on.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
One six point seven double ll Z, Detroit.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
All right, let's try to get the answer to this
so I can get these jingle Ball tickets given away
cold Play tonight with Nelly, everybody that's going to be
at jingle Ball.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
What did I say? Coldplay? Oh? Cold Play?

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Whoops, Hold on a second, it's not let's try to
find the answer.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
There's a strange Freudian slip the chick is up, I
think now hold on, well, no, they don't listen. Let's
go to the phone. Let's go to the phone.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Alright, Hello, who's this? Hold on? Wheels are coming off
the truck? Here? Hello? Who's this?

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Greg? Do you know the answer to the question?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
It is not Kiss, No, sir, No, I mean Kiss
tours a lot, but I mean you have to sell
a lot of Kiss tickets. You also have to think
about bands that play like stadiums and not just arenas too,
Like Kiss ain't playing three football stadiums in a weekend.
And Kiss is big, but they in a global phenomenon. Right,

(44:32):
Let's see here, wheels? Hello, Hello, Hey? Do you know
the answer to the question? Cold Play is the correct answer?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Cold Play has sold the most concert tickets over the
last twenty five years. They have sold twenty four point
eight million Tickets'.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Literally about to say, I hope it's not somebody that
cool Play? Who is this? Hello? Billy? Thank you? Billy?

Speaker 4 (44:59):
You know how I know your game? You knew the
answer to that question. You listen to cool Play? What's
wrong with cold Play?

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Like the lamest rock band ever? The only cool thing
they've done is they butted the cheating CEO. That was
pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Actually, you know they've done a cool song with a
K hop band, s Martin Fix.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
She was a pretty good song cold Play. I liked
six She was pretty good song. Sorry. I thought that
was a good drinking question for the show. I did
cold Play, I needed to give away the ticket and
then he gave the damn answer away would he for
correct the mic? Yeah? I know, I really messed that up.
Come on tonight, we'll go with thee cold Play and Nelly.
I'm like, what who are they gonna see tonight? Maybe

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they was play they sell some tickets.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Okay, my god, Okay, okay, let's play a song, okay,
and then we'll do Dude be cool Play.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
I think yellow fit time frame saying man, it is
in and now.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
That was for Doug Podell the Josh inn Is Show.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Sports Well, you need to play more Billys.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Also, that is on the mount rushmore of songs about masturbation,
as we discovered a couple of weeks ago, right up
there with sometimes a fantasy and I touched myself among others.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
All right, so and she bob and dancing with my set.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
I'll go any cool boy songs, you're just the soundtrack
to your masturbatory.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I listened to Fix You while I touched myself at night. Boy,
what a depressing masturbation.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Sun, it's not a happy session. You're just like using
your tears as lubricant. Yeah, it swill.

Speaker 8 (46:54):
You.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Also, obviously I got Wizard of Oz there earlier because
because those calls were obviously.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Pre recorded, because I had to do them during the commercial.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
But I'm like, hey, everybody, go see cold Play. Hey, Greg,
do you know the answer to the question?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
There you go. I also enjoyed that.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Thanks to you for using that while you're masturbating. That
song is to help Gwynn Paltrow get over her father's death.
I can't think of a less fitting song to plush yourself.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
To trys don't succeed Zip when need kid? How many
pre pump solution Kid? Nothing like the death of celebrities

(47:43):
father like this. I'm supposed to do sports, I'm I
don't want to. I don't the cold Play. I'm not
gonna I'm gonna get yelled at this sport.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Do the sports.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
I'm not going to be tending to masturbate the cold
Play right now? Of course, it's a big boy and
I got a big boy or else going No, damn
it could. But now I can't get this idea out
of my mind.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Doing this a night in the song about your then
wife's this is spot No, I can't get.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
It out of my head.

Speaker 10 (48:28):
Now.

Speaker 11 (48:33):
Now remember that, I think, all right, we're done with
you cold Play?

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Stop cold Play anyway. So last night, Monday night football happened.
That was incredible. Just went right back into it like
I have a whole book of While listening to Fix
You by.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Coldplay last night, I'm masturbated to win beneath my.

Speaker 9 (49:08):
Wings with a mouthful of got me that time? That
was a decade, been disastrous. Only do I destroy my MacBook?
I destroy this amazing refurbished computer that the company gave me.
The question is no longer the best songs about masturbation.

(49:30):
The question is the worst possible song to masturbate.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Two.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Now there's a topic.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
See that's a topic exactly, That's exactly what it is.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
So now that's the question you need to answer on
the text. Text the word Josh and your message to.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Five one eight eight one. What is the apps? Is
there a worse song than Fix You?

Speaker 4 (49:55):
It? Will take the five worse songs and put them
to the test tomorrow morning, Radio Rebels.

Speaker 9 (50:04):
Time to innovate, guaranteed, you mean? Oh god, okay, back
to sports. Yeah, Lions, we got the Rams coming up
on Sunday. How is it looking over there?

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Jack? They're gonna lose. Oh that's probably not good.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Okay anyway, so yeah, okay, so the freaking Lions, they're
they're they're in it. But the Eagles played last night.
They lost. It has nothing to do with the Lions.
And the Red Wings won last night. There's freaking sports
for you. Okay, we gave it. You want sports, you
want the sports. I'll give you the sports, all right.

(50:49):
Now that said, now we need to get back to
this on the text or I text the word Josh
and your message to five one eight eight one. Somehow
this got into a conversation about self gratification. Is there
a worse song for to listen to while pleasuring yourself?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Then fix you by Coldplay? Top that. I will give you.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Evan Essence tickets if you can top that. Okay, find
me a song that is worse for that. That's all
I'm looking for from you right here. Find me a
song that is worse for pleasuring yourself.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Then fix you by coldplay. I'm coming home, Come as
you are. All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
It's BLUR seven w LV Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Night one of six point seven Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
So people are now texting in somehow this conversation devolved
from sports to the worst songs to pleasureself. Well, it
became the best songs because we've done that topic before,
or the ones the best songs about self gratification, and
then it became one of the worst songs to pleasure
yourself to. Somebody suggested the load Out by Jackson Brown.

(52:16):
That's gross, friend, and no. But let's see here, people
are texting now if you text one that we.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
One O six point seven ll Z Detroit Wheels. All right,
I think that should be good. Okay, thank you, Okay.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
I the load out much be a puney suggestion because
this is a song that pays tribute to the roadies
and the crew who handled behind the scenes of work
of a concert tour.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
It's actually a very good, very good song, which is
rare for Jackson Brown. I'm not really big Jackson Brown guy,
but the load out slash stay is.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Actually a very good song. Now, So there's that now.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
You can get your your suggestions in by texting the
word Josh and your message to five one eight eight one,
or you can call eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh six seven the best one.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
If it is better than Fix You by cold Play
is the worst song to pleasure yourself to. We have
a huge song you're going up against. Fix You is
a horrible and again what has fixed You actually about?
It's a song to help Gwyneth Paltrow deal with the
loss of her father. Also, Gwyneth Paltrow has a candle
that smells like her hu haa.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Yes, so there you go.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
But and if it's better than fix You, I will
give you Evan Essence tickets. Okay, so let's see here
some of the suggestions from people here. Well, we're off
to a really good start. Tears in Heaven, Oh boy,
go ahead, James, give us the full breakdown of what
the Google says.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Tears in Heaven is.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Here's in Heaven by Eric Clapton is a deeply personal
song about the devastating loss of his four year old
son Connor, who tragically died in a fall.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
I believe he fell right out of the windows. Sell
out of a window. Oh no, that's up there. No,
that's no good. That's look.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I mean, look, that is a very good suggestion for
what we're getting to here.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Nothing the mood to masturbaate like this. You got you got? No, No,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
That's pretty good already, like we're we're coming out shooting. Well,
that's out of that care again, I'm well aware that
that is inappropriate. However, that was the point of this
is finding a worse song to plusure yourself to than
Cold Play? Picture Another suggestion, let's see here. Another suggestion

(54:43):
by somebody is Hurt by Johnny Cash.

Speaker 10 (54:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
I don't think now, go ahead and break down what
Hurt is about.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
According to the Google into Google, Hurt is a profound
reflection on his life, particularly his ruggles with addiction, mortality,
and regrets.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
It turns into a deeply personal end of life confession.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
I mean, that's a pretty depressing way to pleasure. That's
probably what you listen to if you were involved in
auto rocks erotic asphyxiation, if you died in a kung
fu manner.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
I think this would be the song to listen to
and not like the no No I've got I see,
I see I touched myself by the device. But that's
that's what that song is about. Right on theme.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
But that but that's not what we're looking for. We're
a song would be bad to play, correct. I Love
You You Love Me by Barney and Friends. That'd be
certainly weird.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Uh, So far as I'm looking through some of these,
I think tears in Heaven may be worse than than
fix You.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
That's pretty strong.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
I mean, these are evanescence tickets we're talking about here,
so any evidence, suppose would be pretty depressing. My immortal
Oh that would be awful when you cry wipe away
all love your tea.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
There's a song that's about feeling haunted by the memory
of a lost loved one. Oh no, it feels perpetually present,
expressing the pain, inability to move on, and lingering emotional
hold the person has.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah, to me, not as bad as tears. I don't think.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
I don't think you're gonna be able to beat a
song about the passing of a young child.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Yeah, I think you're right, all right, So let's do this.
Then let me make a sick person that texted that in. Well,
that was the point. That is the point, James. I know,
I know they did what we asked, but they followed
the path. Here, you are sick, sir, ma'am. They went
down the path. We led them down as all. So
I mean, look, I we're the sick ones. They're just

(57:00):
following our lead. Let me see here then, let me Well,
here's what I'll do. I'll call this person really quick
and we'll get their information, but we'll let them know
that they want tickets because they have a more warped
mind somehow than we do, which is pretty remarkable if
you think about it, because we're pretty warped.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Get modern Daydamer on the phone there, I will let's see.
That's not fair.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
I don't think that's what that person is at all. Well,
maybe we'll check hisfrigerator. No, we'll check his industrial sized
freezer in his apartment.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Let's see here. And he's like, I don't want to
be associated with this. He's like, wait a second, I
don't know. I'm not going out the air with that.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
All right, Well, we don't have that person, so look,
I'll try on one more time. If not, I'll give
the tickets to somebody else.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
But there you go.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
One of these days, I'm gonna accidentally dial the wrong
number with this mouse and I'm gonna call like some
nun or something like, hey, you won the tickets?

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Yeah's masturbations. Oh my word, I'm gonna called Dorothy. Should
bab be into it?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
A lot of six point seven Detroit's wheels, Josh Any Show,
Josh and James.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Hello, friend, So here's a story for you, a local
story involving a guy using finger guns on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
He's finger banging people on TikTok. He was a maybe
finger banging a school. Wow, I know that got in
a little bit of trouble here bang bangs. So let's
see here. This is the news story from Fox.

Speaker 10 (58:30):
And thought he was being funny when he posted a
TikTok about shooting up a school. But as you can
well imagine, it's not a laughing matter and now he
faces possible prison time. Let's get to Fox. Who's Charlie Langton.
He has a story from Saint Clair Shores tonight, Charlie
all over.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
So you think you could make a fake TikTok video
of you know, shooting up a school something like well,
this for example, the.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Guy basically the shot is the guy like he's holding
this camera filming his own hand like shooting at like
a strip mall with his hand like a fokay elly.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
This little TikTok video caught the attention of the FBI,
which then contacted the Michigan State Police, which then contacted
the Saint Clair Shores Police and they started investigating a
guy named Joel Edwards. He's twenty years old and apparently
at one point he was targeting this school, Masonic Heights
Elementary School here in Saint Clair Shores. Well, as it

(59:22):
turns out, mister Edwards was on probation for a separate crime.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
In fact, he's a three time felon waw. That seems
to be a dumb thing to do if you're three
times sellon. This was in September, so he violated his probation.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
He stadium jailed, and then last Friday, December he was
then a rain on these new charges, a ten year
felony for attempting to shoot the school. Well prosecuted. Pete
licdo not happy about this. He's got a warning for parents.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
We've done everything.

Speaker 12 (59:56):
I've sent notices out to school administrators let us come
in into to your children in the class. Those students
need to hear firsthand what it is that is going
to drive them to in their mind, maybe not so much.
A crime is a crime.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Joe Edwards was a rain. He was giving up to
be fed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
This guy's twenty years old, so he's not like he's
some high school kills. So this is like a grown
ass man. This is a grown dude. Yeah, I think
he's twenty years old. Oh I thought this was a student. No,
my god, he is even dumber.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
I know. Well, yeah, I guess if he's a three
time fella, he can't be a student.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Yeah. Well, I mean you could be a lousy student.
But one of those students in the shop classes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Doubt that is totally unfair to the kids in the
you dick, that is not fair to the kids in
the shop class.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Oh. I know, those kids in the shop classes all
probably wanted to beat my ass, and they could have.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
But those kids in the shop class are all going
to have better jobs than make it drink books.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
They're making more money than what I'm doing. They're making
way more money would I make, correct, So they win.
They may have been delinquents in high school. But now
they have what's called a skill and they can apply
it to a trade. What do we have nothing?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
So don't come at those kids. I'll fight you over.
I will defend the shop class kid. Five million dollars bond.
He'll be in court.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Five million dollars bond too, geez at the end of December.
But obviously this has taken very seriously. Threats even if
you can't carry him out, although Edwards apparently did have
some weapons in his home.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
My god, of course. Okay, so even guys, dummy, Yeah,
but you have to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Take it seriously, right, you have to, especially because we
had the shooting here a couple of years ago at
the school Oxford, which will go down as the biggest
negligent situation I've ever heard of. Like a kid was
in class drawing pictures of people getting shot or whatever.
They take him to the office and his parents are like, honestly,
we're not taking him home. I don't think he's any threat.

(01:01:51):
And they're like, you know what, we think you're right,
And then he goes in and shoots some people. You're like, what, Like,
so I understand why you have to take this thing seriously.
I totally get it. But yeah, people are stupid. Yeah,
but I don't even know if so. Like what the
prosecutor wants to bring cops into the schools and explain.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
To kids like this is bad. I don't understand that
part either. That's fine, I guess, but it's not going
to help this situation. This kid's twenty years old, correct,
like he's beyond Like he's already graduated or dropped out
or whatever he's doing to He's in shop class, Advanced shop, duh,
James auto shop.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
He's in auto shop. He's doing auto and shop class.
It's all the trades he's got in the trades all.
He's a Swiss Army knife of trades, auto shop, he's
a pipe fitter.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Hell, he went to homeack as well, welding class. He
did it all.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
And you know what, he's far more advanced than we are.
We're just dufaus Is talking about people on the radio.
So don't rip on those kids in shop class.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
I think so much.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
I guess kids don't realize. Like the finger guns all jokes, Well,
you can't play.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
The guns at a school like I think.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Yesterday there was a story about Dave Portnoy from barstool. Yeah,
and he lost a bet on Friday. It was this
the Raiders kicked the field goal at the end of
the game, a meaningless field goal that cost him the
under and a spread, and he went nuts to the
point that in this video he said Pete Carroll should
be murdered the coach, and it's like he's like, well,
I'm just joking, Like, yeah, you might be just joking,

(01:03:19):
but like, I don't get that's not the way things were.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Who knows what kind of cuole you're putting an idea
and out of If you would have said it like that, correct,
it would have been saying I'm not like overly offended
by it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
I don't believe that Dave Portnoy is going to kill somebody,
and I don't believe Dave Portnoy's people are going to
kill anybody. But if you say something like put him
in the Iron Maiden or something like, that's obviously a goof.
But he's literally like Pete Carroll should be investigated and
be murdered for this scenario. And that thing's gone super
viral and a bunch of pearl clutching type people are
all over social media sharing this and David Portanoy's a scumbag.

(01:03:51):
And I don't think Dave Portnoy's a scumbag or anything
like that. And I'm not like overly offended by the
idea of this, but like, what do you think's gonna
happen when you're watching a gain, you bet on a
game and then you go right to your phone and
yell about how a coach multiple times you say the
guy should be murdered.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
That word bites a little bit more, that he.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Should be beheaded, he should be taken to the town's
square and putting the guillotine or something stupid like that.
When you're like Pete Carroll should be murdered, then of
course people are going to react that way to it.
So in the same way that people are going to
react if you're some dufus on Twitter or TikTok or wherever,
and you've got finger guns out at a school, quit
finger bang in the schools. Word to the wise, stop

(01:04:30):
finger banging the schools.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
You put out a PSA about finger banging. There you go,
South Park did that all right? But anyway, all right,
Josh in his show Lick It Up, It's Kiss one
six point seven de troite's wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
That is lick it up. Kiss. It is snowing right now,
by the way, the snow is a fallen. So everybody
in Dearborn better get your shovels out of the pines.
Are coming. Uh oh, let's go Dearborn Heights.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
I hate to be the guy that has to issue
the fines, you know, like how everybody hates the parking
enforcement person. Yep, imagine being the snow shovel enforcement guy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I want to be the snowshovel force to be a
good one, I do. I want to go knock on
your door. Excuse me, Why is your shovel or your
sidewalk not shovel?

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Oh well i'm disabled it in a wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Well, you know what, here's what you can do. Get
someone else to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Or is James on the radio said, put a plow
on front of your radscal scooter and get this snow up.
But I'm on a restricted income. That's fine, he can't.
Here's twenty dollars, have some you're.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
Gonna walk around on the bills. I'm definitely not gonna
plow or shovel my drive. I actually know you're right.
That's a bad idea. What's not handing out twenty bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
What we need to do is like co op these
kids at the high school and like do a little
group thing where it's like, here's what you're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Actually, that's not a bad idea.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Get a group of like kids as like a like
mister fingerbanger we just talked about in the last segment.
Just do some community service. Go out and shove the
drive of the disabled, the sidewalks with the disabled. Yes,
in the cities where there's fines if you don't remove
the snow in twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
If you didn't hear the story earlier, the new mayor
of Dearborn Heights was talking about cleaning up the blight
of Dearborn Heights but also cleaning up the sidewalks when
it snows, and apparently there's there's a two hundred dollars
fines if you don't clean up the snow and get
the snow off the sidewalk within twenty four hours of
the snow falling.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
I'm all here for that. I think it's still cheaper
to drive it out a seat building. Figure that one out.
Oh I did figure out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
I called yesterday about my two hundred dollars ticket to
see if it really was two hundred dollars, and it is,
so I had to pay two hundred dollars for a
stupid day. They probably had to pay like the processing
fee for the credit card you have seven dollars. It
was like two hundred and seven dollars because I made
a right turn with a no turn on red, which
was considered impeding traffic, is what it was considered. I
had a ten minute conversation with a nice clerk on

(01:06:50):
the phone, and I felt like a dick because I
was just wasting her time because I was going to
pay it. I wasn't going to fight it. Yeah, but
I'm like, I want to know all the details about
how this works explained to me. Like, so, when this
guy pulled me over and he said he was gonna
do me a favor and do this, was he being
honest or was it like just always going to be
this but he made himself sound good, Like I'm just
trying to get all the details on everything that goes

(01:07:12):
into the process of this ticket and why I got
this ticket, and what happens if I don't pay it
by the tenth or by two weeks, What happens, and
like this lady was very nice on the phone at
the Hazel Park Court and talk with me for ten minutes.
At the end of it, I apologized. I'm like, I
know I've wasted your time. I'm just genuinely curious about
all you know, how all this works. She's probably happy
to have you on the phone being polite instead of

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some of the other people. That is what the officer
told me when he pulled me over. He goes, hey, listen,
I'm gonna let you off easy because you were very polite,
to the point that I shook the cops hand. And
that's what I And that's the interesting thing about people
when they get pulled over and you hear all these
bad altercations with cops. Hey, here's an idea, Like, it
sucks that you got pulled over. Don't be a dick.
You've never heard of a guy getting shot in his

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car or like in an altercation. When he was like, oh, officer,
what did I he goes, you know what you did wrong.
I'm like, yeah, I know what I did wrong. I'm
in an illegal right. Cool, let me get your information. Wait, wait,
that guy never get shot. Fun fact that guy does
not get shot.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
So you shouldn't put up a sign on the window
that says I am not going to give you my
ID or my or my insurance or around. I know
my rights one time though, and I went, get your
phone out and start recording until the police officer.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
You're recording for your own your own safety. Correct I.
At one point I got pulled over and I forgot
where I was. But I got pulled over.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
And I wasn't really thinking, and I had like my
wallet and everything already in the passenger seat ready to grab.
But when the guy saw me reach over, he thought
I was grabbing for a weapon for he pulled the
bad boy out he had and I'm like whoa.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Oh my god, I'm sorry whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
And like I'm like, dude, I'm just here to take
every here. You want twenty bucks here, like take it,
take it all. Here's my wife. Yeah, Like I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
You want you want? You want my fit bit? This
thing can get you eight dollars, eight dollars on eBay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
You want this, it's all yours. But anyway, so I
did have to pay that two hundred bucks. That's two
hundred bucks that like it's out money. Well, spent because
I hate having to spend it. But it could be worse.
It could be two hundred bucks that you have to
spend because you didn't shovel your sidewalk because you're lazy.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
I do like the idea of trying to find troubled
youth and having them do some community service by shoveling
the drives some people who need it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
That could be our charity. We could create this charity.
We want to find some real hoodlums, some delinquenters. You
put them kids that are in shop class at high school.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Yeah, let's recruit all the local shop classes and have
them go out and shovel the sidewalks for the people.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
And that's what they doing to get along.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Well, Like people volunteer in Buffalo to shovel all the
seats and everything. When the bills play and there's a
big snowstorm, which is all the time, they just volunteer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
They go out and they may give them ten bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
I don't know what they pay them, if they pay
them anything, and they go out and shovel all the
snow out of the seats.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
But well, we're going to do.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Then when they get too much, know, they just ship
the teams into the Ford Field and they play here
they exactly or now they've got their new stadium that
opens next year and that's never going to be an
issue anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
There you go, all right, So anyway, welcome in, friends.
We're glad you're hanging out with us today. It's Josh
and James, it says, the Josh Ennis Show coming up
in just minutes. Right, you'll have your first opportunity to
score Foo Fighters tickets. After all, it is Foosday, so
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ears on this radio station, Detroit's Wheels like it or not.

Speaker 12 (01:10:17):
This is the Josh in His Show, one of six
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Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
I hate mysel? How is Jon Jets.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Someone who coveted Sue Hodell?

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Anyway, allegedly allegedly according to the doc of Rock Anyway,
welcome man, It's the Josh Innes Show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Hello, it's Josh and James.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
The snow is falling on Detroit right now, so be
careful out there on the road.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
I see this headline on USA today. It's in the
Sports sections the main story.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Right, we talked about how the Eagles loss last night,
that game really had nothing to do with the Lions.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
But NFL power rankings? How far do the Eagles fall
after third straight loss? Well, don't really care about your
power rankings because they mean nothing, like the teams aren't
making the playoffs based on USA Today's power rankings.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Like who cares? Like I hate that, like the people.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
And then people read this and they read it like
it's a real thing because fans, a lot of fans,
bless their hearts, a lot of people on the internet
are dumb, so they'll read these things like I'm angry
because the Lions are only number eleven in the power rankings.
These power rankings are just the opinions of some jamoke
from USA Today. It doesn't impact whether or not you
get into the playoffs. It means absolutely nothing. There's just
the opinions of some jag weeds on the Internet, and

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you get all worked up over it, just getting them
clicks because people are stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Well, by the way, advantage of it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
If you were wondering how far the Eagles did drop
after that game last night, the Eagles have fallen to thirteen. Oh,
they are the thirteenth best team in the NFL currently
according to USA to build two behind the lines, the
Lions are currently eighth the lines of the eighth best
team in the power rankings. Yet somehow they're not even
in the playoffs right now. So there, I would guess
the Saint Lord not Saint Louis Rams.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Boy, what year is this? The La Rams?

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
And they are because the Rams are the best team
in the NFL. And I don't need some dopes power
rankings on USA today to tell me who the best
team in the NFL is, because it's obvious the Rams
are going to win the Super Bowl and it's going
to be miserable because Matt Stafford's gonna win another one,
and then Kelly Stafford's gonna have another one and they're
gonna do their whole little podcast and everything that's gonna
be annoying because the Lions ain't even gonna make the
playoffs and Matt Stafford's gonna win another super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Okay, no, I'm not. I'm broken the other thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
And I told you I was listening to this last
night because this Dan Campbell's show was on or whatever,
and bless his heart. They're asking Dan about the Rams.
You know, they're a pretty good team. You know, they're
one of the best, you know, maybe the best in
the NFL other than us. I'm like, sir, like, I know,
you have to say that. It's like you have to
say that your wife is the most beautiful gal in
the world. But like even your your wife knows she's

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not the most beautiful down in the world, but you
have to tell her, like you're at a movie scene,
Sydney Sweeney, like boobs in a movie, but you're like,
you know what, honey, she ain't as beautiful as you like.
So you have to say things. There are certain things
that must be said, even though they're total poppy cock,
they're hogwash, right, Like Dan Campbell has to be there
talking with Dan Miller and he's like, listen, guys, they're
the best team in the league other than us, of course,

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like sir, like, you're not even gonna make the playoffs
at this point. You don't need a miracle to make
the playoffs, but you need a lot of things to
go your way, and one of those is you have
to beat the Rams this week. And the Rams are
currently the best team in the NFL. I don't need
power rankings and tell me that. My eyeballs tell me
that the Rams are the best team in the NFL
and you have to go to their place and win
this weekend, and you're.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Like, well, you know, they're fine.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
They ain't as good as us, though, because we're the
best team in the NFL.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
You're not.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
You are not the best team in the NFL. And
after this week you're probably gonna be eight and six,
which would suck. I'm aware the season ain't over if
you lose, but as I said a couple of weeks ago, one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Of those really really really really prefer to win games.
That is how I would list this game. Season's not over.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
But what ends up happening is if you lose and
then both the Bears and forty nine Ers win, which
would be a real miraculous upset if even one of
them lost, because one's playing the Titans and one's playing
the Browns, two of the worst teams in the NFL.
Our hope is that Shader Sanders who threw for like
three hundred something yards and is now getting blown by
the whole universe even though they lost. Hopefully he comes

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out and has some Dion magic on Sunday and the
Bears lose to the Browns, and then this loss to
the Rams wouldn't hurt or an even greater miracle. If
you want to get down on your knees and do
some praying to the Man above, if that's what you're into,
or whoever it is you pray to pray that the
Bears go out and somehow get upset by the Bears,
and then the Lions go out to La and beat

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the Rams. So the Browns beat the Bears, Lions beat
the Rams, and when you wake up on Sunday morning,
guess who's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
In the playoffs?

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Bata bang the Lions, or also root for the Titans
to beat the forty nine ers because those are the
only two teams right now. Things could change in the
next month, but realistically, those are the two teams that
you have a chance of competing with for that final
playoff spot, which is the seventh seed in the NFC.
So currently you need to root against San Francisco and
you need to root against the Bears. And guess what,

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Those two teams play each other in a couple of
weeks as well, so one of them's bound, one of
them has to lose, like science tells you that one.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Of them has to lose. So there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
So basically, assume you lose this one because they ain't
going to la and beating the Rams. Rams are two
damn good, right, who's gonna stop? Find me the guy
on this team that's stopping Puka Nakua, Go ahead and
find him. Find me the guy that plays for the
Lions that's gonna shut this dude down. Guy puts up
one hundred yards every game. He had one hundred and
fifty yards last year. They ain't shutting down no Puku Naku. Okay,
so they ain't stopping these guys. They will lose this weekend,
and that's fine. I expect them to lose. Then you

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got to win the next three and you're probably in
the playoffs boom, and probably need to root for Sam
Francisco in a couple of weeks against the Bears because
you get to play the Bears straight up.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Yeah, when we're a visit to mister Ben Johnson, there
you go, shove it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
There we go, all right, Josh in a show Welcome
in Rocks.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
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Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
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Why that's Mojo's.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Kid and all the people I'm familiar with, because they're
sitting here and this is cute for them. They get
to see this snow and it's like, hey, then we're
going to a little Yeah, we going.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Back to Tampa. Ball me Tampa.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
They get to go back to Like I hate people
who visit snowy places and tell you how great the
snow is.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Like my mom, Like, shoot, my mom lives in Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
It's probably one hundred degrees there today if I had
to guess, and my mom will send me a text, Hey,
how's that snow?

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
It looks like so much fun.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
I'm like, yeah, snow is fun for everybody who doesn't
live in the snow. If you're visiting snow, snow is
the best thing ever. I had a buddy of mine
who visited me in Saint Louis a couple of years ago.
He's from Louisiana, and the second he lands, there's a
snow storm. It just keeps pelting us and every second
I look, he's smiling. This is the greatest thing I've
ever seen him. Like, yeah, because you get to leave
in two days.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
I have to live in this And they were in
Saint Louis is not equipped for big snow, so like
you're just stranded there for days and weeks at a
time and it's miserable and it doesn't not I mean,
you guys know this, but like in sane, look here,
we're equipped for it, like like people can handle it
and like that you get the snow plows out whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
He might be down for a couple hours, but we
get things up and running. But in Saint Louis that
wasn't the case.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Brother, Like they'd be down weeks weeks and weeks, and
people would bitch about how their streets still hadn't been plowed.
I despise people who get to visit the snowy places
and then just leave and go back to Tampa. Let's
see what the weather is in Tampa right now. Tampa,
it's fifty seven degrees heading towards a high of sixty eight.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Oh that's a nice high and sunny.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
That sounds like the most perfect day ever sixty eight
degrees and Sunday, it's all starting to line up with
you being like the old man. You're upset about the
snow on the sidewalks, and you want to go first
on the America's Retirement State Florida sunny and warm. Yeah,
I do. I think I'd like to just take me
with you. Joe Show, I like help Ball broadcast live

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from give.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Give him you a demo team, maybe they can. They
got a spot for you on this show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
It made me still like, hey, you guys looking for
a really crotchety old guy that bitches about people who
don't shovel their sidewalks and as a degenerate gambler, You
guys need somebody take me with you. Because they get
to go home maybe tomorrow May, who knows. I don't
know when they're leaving. Maybe they're staying through the holiday.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
I'm assuming they're just here for the jingle ball Tonight Saturday,
it's seventy seven degrees in Tampa and partly cloudy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Sunday it's seventy seven degrees and partly cloudy. Monday it's
seventy one degrees and partly cloudy. Just throwing that out
there and everybody. That's just the weather report for Tampa, Florida.
Maybe that puts people in a better mood. I'll just
let people know how things are going in Tampa. I'm
here on the radio bitching that people don't get out

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and shovel their sidewalk. They're gonna be hanging out with
like the Ghost of Hulkogan next week somewhere Tampa.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
That's right, brother, Hey, brother.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Hanging out with Jimmy Hart down in Tampa. You lucky bastards.
Winter not my thing. It just looks some people aren't
equipped for it, you know. Maybe that's the name anyway.
But I get out there and I still shovel my
sidewalk because I'm a good citizen.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Kay, old man, And don't you forget it all right?
More rock coming up on wheels. It's the Josh Ennis
Show on.

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
One Oho six point seven double LLZ de Troit Wheels, one.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Of six point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh and his show,
Josh and James about to get out of here. I
will be going to jingle Ball tonight to see Lucky
meet Lucky Shine down So that should be a fun time.
Although we'll be battling the elements, it seems because it
might snow again tonight, So snow snow everywhere, snow until
Brent does it high I will. I've never met Brent.

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Of you seems like a nice guy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
Seems very nice. They're very nice, and they always do
radio stuff. Very few people still do all the radio
stuff that those guys. I've never been invited to meet
any of the gentleman from Shine Down when they've been
involved in radio station activities that I was also involved in.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Well, I guess I'll have to meet them for the
both of us. I'll have to say hello. Maybe I'll
meet Cornelius. Meeting Nelly would be a cool deal. I
get to stomp it in my Earth Force onesfile pick.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
Oh totally if I could get a picture with Nelly. Now,
your wife is like, oh, Nellie's probably not gonna do
any meet and greet. It was like, well, tough, We're
going to figure it out. Tell me josh Innis wants
to meeting you, tell him. You tell Cornelius what I said.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
Tell him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
And I want to meet that hot chick and take
a picture of that one hot chick.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Do you want a picture with her or just her ass.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
I mean, I think it'd be inappropriate if I asked
about just the picture where he asked. And I certainly
don't want to take like an old man picture. You
ever see old men that like just take random pictures
of women and then they show it to you like
you should be impressed, Like, bro, that's creepy. Don't do that,
that's my wife, you creep. Just go to Instagram and
like search them. They post those pictures themselves. You don't
need to take creeper photos.

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
Just google them on the internet too, and they have
plenty of AI videos and pictures of whatever they might
look like unclothed.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
But the asses, though, need to be guaranteed human. They do,
they do. All right, We're getting out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
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