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Was Jenny from Forrest Gump the WORST movie villain in the 90’s?, a Tennessee School Board member in hot water after an inappropriate comment to a student, a delivery driver that shot a family dog on a delivery, have you heard of the term “fridge cig,” a parenting hack that is going viral to stop toddlers from throwing a tantrum, Something about college basketball that is really annoying Josh, It’s Rex Manning Day IYKYK, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
W LZ Detroit one O six point seven Detroit's wheels
and you're like radio station.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Guaranteed human. All right, welcome in. It is six o five.
Josh had a show, Josh and James with Shake and Friends. Hello, James,
how are you? I am great? It's Whopper Wednesday. It
is Wapper Wednesday. They keep seeing the commercials. Last night
every channel, I was watching hashtag bless. Yeah, baby, hashtag

(00:30):
bless Wopper Wednesday. Get yourself the whopper. Let me tell
you man, I've always been a whopper guy. I'm a
big Burger King believer. Yeah, they've changed the game, Like
the burgers are better, the buns are better. Yeah, they
put the burger in a box now really? Yes, I
wrapped in the wax paper. No, if you get like
the double walls to talking about not smashing it in

(00:52):
the commercial. Yeah, it's in a box. Wow, I'll have
to go get me whoppers. I think the Burger King
fries have always been underrated, And the best tread ever
was the Tendy's, not the dinos shaped ones and the
stars and all that, the original nineteen nineties chicken tendys
from Burger Kings. Yeah, the BK elite, elite. The French

(01:16):
toast sticks from Burger King have always been e li
like their breakfast in generalistapperiod, Chris Sanwich, Christanwich in the
crispy crowns, those little teeny tiny hash brownite they kind
of originated the delicious hash browns. Like McDonald's is fine
with the big like you know, oval shaped one. But
now the hash brown game has been expanded. You know,

(01:37):
Chick fil A has great hash brown little nuggies. Well,
you go to Windy's and they have like fries, like
breakfast fries that are really good about fries French toast though,
no they have those two that's separate. It's different. So
they have like kind of wedges. But then they also
have French toast fries. I guess they call them fantastic.
But Burger King was kind of out in front of

(01:58):
all that with the little, the little round, little, the
circular little almost like tater tots for brick. Yeah, Christy grounds, God,
I love Burger King. I used to have one. I
lived in a small town outside of Baton Rouge when
I was a kid, and we'd have to cross a
highway on our bikes and the nearest place was Burger King.
So like every morning I go over to Burger King.
One of my friends worked there, and he took me

(02:20):
up with free stuff. Jack By. Yeah, boy, that was
a living man. The good old days. It was maybe
you just get on your bike. It's summer, you know,
it's July. You and nothing to do, nothing to worry
about it, like a jive Bucks. You got a bicycle
and that's it. Man, Where are you gonna go? Where
are you gonna go? BK A BK man, that's how
you started your day. You'd stay up all night watching

(02:41):
all the Nightmare and Elm Street movies with your buddy.
You'd say, if you don't even go to sleep. You're like,
well it's seven o'clock. What do you want to do.
Let's go get some French toast sticks over at b K. Yeah, God,
I love b K big. I'm a big supporter of
Burger King, can always have been. The burger just to
meet itself is supreme. It's a flame grilled flavor to

(03:03):
the flame broiled Royal dan is broiled, I grilled whatever.
That's good stuff. Then tonight I'm going to see the
Meat Loaf Musical. Oh, going to see Bad Out of
Hell tonight over. This is exciting. Like, I look, I
like musicals. We've talked about this. I've seen the Neil
Diamond musical. I've seen Chicago, I've seen Rent, I've seen

(03:26):
uh all those about it. But I like music. I
saw a musical about corn, not the band, but the
food called Shucked. Wow. Yeah, it was actually a fun
little music. Seem like the Book of Mormon. I see
that what I haven't seen yet. Every time I've been
in a place they have, it's already come through. Okay,
I got you, so I hear. It's amazing. Though, isn't
like a puppet one to two puppet musical? And was

(03:49):
there like Avenue Q Oh maybe that's what I'm thinking
and stuff? Yeah, that would be one boy. I tell
you though, I'm excited about this. I think I'm gonna
play meat Loaf right now. You know why because I can.
I have one opening every day where I can play
a song. Because freedom, I have one spot where I
can play any song I want to play. And might

(04:11):
I get judged for Mike Casey go, Look, you know
we don't really play meat Loaf. I'm like, I don't care.
I don't care if I have to play eleven queen
songs every morning. You're gonna listen to Paradise by the
Dashboard Light because it's it's meat Loaf Day. I'm going
to see Bad out of Hell at the Fox tonight
Meatloaf Day. Josh is allentually, he's serving it up hot

(04:32):
and ready, hot and ready from the loaf.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
The show.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Cannot wait for the Meat Loaf Musical tonight over at
the Fox. I don't get excited about a lot of stuff.
I'm not an excitable person. I don't know if you
knew this about me, I've noticed. But I'm excited about
Bad out of Hell the musical. I know you're all giddon.
You haven't even had a cup of coffee yet. I
know this is great. Meatloaf boy, I love that album
too in the morning for every day. Yeah, well, maybe

(05:01):
you just got to be excited to go see him
or see his music brought to life.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, I don't think they're gonna dig them up. And
probably on stage.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Guy had a heart attack on stage once didn't die though,
I don't think he died that one. But Paradise by
the Dashboard Light and bat out of Hell and two
out of three ain't bad, and I want to say.
In this musical, they also bring in What's I would
do anything for love, but I won't do that. Yeah, God,

(05:30):
this is gonna be This's anthem exactly. This is gonna
be electric. I can't wait. Now. What wasn't electric? Was
the Red Wings last night? No? No, what a game?
What a game? This was? So the game's tied it
to it's a must I mean really, it's a mustard
at point. Yeah, they take the lead with under five

(05:51):
minutes to go. You're like, all right, just hang on,
hang on, there's under a minute. You're like, all right,
hang on, hang on, there's under twenty seconds, just hang on,
hang on. They didn't hang on. They gave up the
lead with seventeen seconds to go. So the game ends
up tied, goes to a shootout. They're up two to
one in the shootout. Just get one more save, oh boy,

(06:13):
and you get two points. They did not, You blew it.
It ends up tied in the shootout. Then they lose
in the shootout. So what does this mean? We are
now three points behind Ottawa with four games to go
for the final playoff spot. Ottawa, who's won three out
of four those wins are Buffalo, Carolina, Tampas. They're beating

(06:34):
good teams. Yeah. The Wings are over here losing five
of their last six. There's six ten and three since
the end of the Olympics, so they're really up against
it right now. Just tough for the Red Wings Mannesota.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeahs April now, well, I saw a post last night
where they were showing like the team's record in March.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh yeah, for like the last five or six seas.
It's what they're known for. Horrible. Yeah, just collapsing in
March is what they're known for. That's their thing. I
know why they call it March sadness exactly, that's what
it is. So they fell apart after the All Star
the Olympic break Mono del rationi rhyd of the song
well March sadness. Yeah. But so as it stands now,

(07:14):
four games to go, three points back of Ottawa, who's
playing really good and throwing the fact that Philly now
Philly is currently in the number three spot in the
Metropolitan so they're in an actual playoff spot, not a
wild card. But they've got ninety two points, so they're
right there. They've clinched. They've not clinched, but they're they're
in a spot right now. Then you've got Washington, who's

(07:36):
hanging out right there, and you've got Columbus, who's hanging
out right there. No, the Blue Jackets, the cracking a
in Seattle. Sorry, the Columbus crack. Well, they said, we
used to Washington. That was like the cracking the Washington Capitols. Yeah,
watching capitals got you. So there's a lot of teams
that are just hanging out there that are all jumbled up.

(07:56):
So it's not like it's all right, well, there's Columbus
in a playoff spot of there's Ottawa. It's like Ottawa's
in Philly is in and then it's Washington and it's
the Red Wings and it's Columbus. It's just like this
jumbled up mess of teams. Now. The Tigers last night,
in front of maybe fourteen people in Minnesota, lost four

(08:19):
to two. Even with Scoobal going. He only went four
and two thirds, which for him is like mid season
four four and two thirds, eight hits, four earned runs,
He struck out seven, but the Tigers end up losing
four to two. The Tigers offensively struck out fourteen times.
They've lost three in a row and they've lost seven
of nine, so they are in last place currently. In

(08:42):
these bats going boys, like, here's the thing, man, I'm
not a big believer in their offense, and I haven't been, like,
I don't think it's gonna be some offense that just
rakes NonStop. You would think, though you'd get scooble on
the mound, you'd win. Now, last time they got shut
out when he pitched. This time he gave up four runs.
So what are you gonna do? But they lose another
one and the Pistons host Milwaukee tonight in a game

(09:05):
that means absolutely nothing because the Pistons have already clinched
the conference, so there's three games to go. This game
means did late any word on a cave? Cunningham? Yes,
it is as questionable or doubtful in some of these
games recently. So there's hope that he's kind of rounding
back into not just out indefinitely, Like he's kind of

(09:25):
rounding back into it.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
I caught a little glimpse of him and he's actually
sitting on the bench or whatever.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh and he's like in the hospital. What do you
think he'd be like an iron long or something. Yeah, Like,
I don't know, he's got to collapse long. I don't
know how you reinflate that thing he's he's laying there. Yeah,
I'm like, oh, he's like bedroom and he can't move
the machines breathing for him. Yeah, that's what's the filater.
I don't know how collapse lungs work, but I don't
think that's it. Okay, Like I'm assuming he's a hooked

(09:52):
up like some sort of dark Vader machine though. All right,
that is sports, all right, coming up eight twenty five today,
we will have another opportunity for you to score Weezer tickets.
We'd appreciate it if you actually know one song by
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(10:14):
get back Alley. Look at all that. It's the Josh
Ennis Show, Josh in his show one of six point
seven WLZ Detroit's Wheels. Well of six point seven Detroit's
Wheels Josh Ennis Show, Josh and James. Today it is
Robin Wright's birthday today, she is sixty. Of course, she
is most known for playing that bitch Jenny and Forrest Gump,
who's one of the most evil characters in the history

(10:37):
of cinema. Yeah, I don't even think that's debatable. When
I think of unlikable nineties ladies and movies, there's her,
There's Kit in the elleague of their own, the sister,
the really bitchy sister that whined and whine, and then
her sister, Dottie drops the ball on purpose in the
last game so a little bitchy's sister can have her moment,
because there's no way Dottie Henson, the greatest player in

(10:59):
the history of the All American Girls Professional Baseball League,
would have dropped that ball. She dropped it on purpose
so her stupid sister could ever moment because all her
sister ever did was bitch. And you're talking about her
sister being played by Lori Pate, Lori Petty correct tank
girl as it were. I hate her and I hate
Jenny with a passion. Jenny's a horrible, loathsome human. Ye,

(11:23):
Jenny is pretty bad. She does some bad stuff to
for us. Well, she does some good stuff for him
too well, she does. She did some decent stuff for him,
but she did it with an ulterior motive is the problem.
So she got knocked up by Forrest. Then she disappears
for years again. Then she's like, hey, Forest, I just
saw you running on TV and you clearly have some money,
so I'm gonna call you, and I'm I'm gonna you know,

(11:43):
get I'm gonna let you know that you have a son.
I would have ignored you otherwise because I was tired
of being around you because you're stupid, so you obviously
can't help me because you're dumb. But then she realized
that he's running, and he's famous, and he's a shrimp
boat captain, and he invented to have a nice day
t shirts and he's loaded, and he's like a ping
pong champ in the world. She'd learned all this stuff
about it. She kept she kept like a like a

(12:04):
special booklet about all of his accomplishments because she was
plotting when she was eventually gonna dump this kid upon him,
because she went out and she was doing nefarious activities
for most of her life and got herself sick with
the aids, and then she tries to dump the kid
off on force. We don't know if little Forrest had

(12:24):
AIDS or not. We don't know that she had to
saddled him with a child who has AIDS, and that
poor kid was gonna get ostracized. He was already being
ostracized by the people on the bus because they know
his dad's stupid. They were probably gonna ostracize him because
they thought he was stupid, and then they're gonna find
out he's got the AIDS to boot And she left
all this to Forest while she gets to run off

(12:45):
and die. And you want me to be sad that
she's dead at the end of the movie, I'm not good.
That's what I say. When he said you died on
a Tuesday. Good Good? That what he response was when
you watched the movie. Maybe not the first time I
said good, but as an adult, that's what I say. Like,

(13:06):
you died on a Tuesday, good is what you get.
Don't you come back. Don't you come back from the
dead as a ghost and come back and do the
same crap you did to Forrest that whole guy's life.
It'd be like if you watch love on the spectrum, right,
and you watch Love on the spectrum, but then they're
infiltrated by a non spectrum person that tries to take advantage.

(13:27):
Like basically, you know what Ginny was doing. She was
doing a ringer. She was doing a Johnny Knoxville in
the ring. She was trying to exploit slow people, is
what she was doing. That's all she did. She took advantage.
When she realized this guy had money and everything else,
she started taking advantage of him and then dumbs the
kid off of un was She probably tried the same
moves with the Black Panther guys and they were too

(13:48):
smart and they saw through her playing you. No, he's
like Deuce this lady. Do you think the dudes from
the Black Panthers were gonna stick around with her?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
No, that's bad for the image, hanging out with some
white ass hippie chick. They got Deuce's girl. She's done
so No. Robin Wright Penn, you are responsible for one
of the most loathsome characters in the history of cinema.
Do youar, cop, Please make me a fucking fly far
far away from here. God didn't make Jenny a bird
that day, but he did tell police come tell you

(14:17):
out of her House. He was always he was an
affectionate man. He was always hugging on her and kissing
on her and her sisters. Like, boy, this is dark.
Forest comes a really dark movie when you really dig
into it, like Jenny is, you know, getting diddled by
the dad. Uh you know, Forrest gets you know, as

(14:37):
a child who might have AIDS. We don't know. We
never confirmed that Jenny has AIDS, but we can assume
she has AIDS and she knows she had it when
she came back to hook up with Forrest. She you know,
they got it disease and identified or whatever. Yet do
you have cough? Dude? Code? Sure it's a dark movie.
Then you know, Lieutenant Dan gets his legs blown off.

(14:58):
I got you some ice cream? Yea written very dark.
He sees Kennedy and lynnon, all these guys before they
get plugged. He sees them. It's very It's a dark movie.
And then then there's Jenny, who's a bitch, really the
worst character in the history of movies ever ever. Happy
Birthday to that bitch, Jenny. I don't even know anything

(15:19):
else Robin Wright has ever been in. And I don't care.
I think she was in House of Cards and that's
about it. That's all I know about Robin Wright Penn.
And then she was, you know, married to Sean Penn.
And I know because I can't look past the fact
that she played the bitchiest character in movie history. Find
me a worse When text me who's the worst character?
Five one eight eight one takes the word josh, he said, well,

(15:40):
what about the people in Schindler's List? No, they're not
worse than Jenny. Oh god, Jenny is the worst character ever.
She's like inglorious bastards. What about the no Jenny.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Absolute works. You do see Robin Wright and she's so lovely? Nope,
by John Penn. Maybe that's where they met.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Probably was. How about messaging a bottle? Oh god, I
did see that. That's gross. Yeah, I don't like that.
I think on other movies that no one's ever heard of. Well,
I mean, I've heard of message in a bottle, but yeah,
I'm out on that.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
She's in Moneyball, She's in The Girl with the Drinking tattoo.
Don't care, don't care.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I can't get she. It's kind of like there's certain
people who are just a character like pee wee could
be in a thousand different things. He's still pee pee absolutely.
You know. He was in Blow, which was released on
like yesterday, twenty five years ago or something like that,
one of my favorite movies. I can't He's not Derek
for real, you know what he is. He's pee wee.
And that's what Robin Right is. She can play in
a thousand other things. She will always be that bitch Jenny,

(16:40):
the worst character in the history of cinema. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
I know you'll enjoyed her in a wonder Woman didn't
even see it. Oh my gosh, I don't even care.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
So there you go. Happy happy birthday. She's six day.
Al Right, Hey guys, it's queen who knew we will
rock you. We are Detroit's the Queen. Jenny. Got sports
coming up in just a second, and we have a
story out of Tennessee that is just it's wacky, a
wacky story involving a school board member who is lustful.

(17:12):
Oh a lustful school board member. That's a bad board
to be on. It. Well, we got that story coming
up for you, and one locally that's got me just
super enraged. We got a lot to do, but sports
coming up on wheels, Listen to the Josh in his
show Anywhere is that double.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Llz as a preset on our free yard radio app,
The Josh inn Is Show.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Sports. Alright, don't forget coming up at eight twenty five
today your first chance to see Wheezer once with these
homies diss in my girl? Why do they got up front?
And when you think of the video for Buddy Holly though,
like talking about innovative in the time, because I don't

(17:55):
happy days. Yeah, like the Fonds is doing his dance
and everything that was innovative, but that real innovation, not
like now where like some eleven year old kid can
make Titanic on his phone. Yep, this is back in
the day that it took effort and it was real innovation.
We don't get innovation anymore because everything can be done
on your stupid phone. You know, my whole college education
now is going on my phone. So the Red Wings

(18:18):
were losers last night because that's what the Red Wings do.
They lost four to three. They had a three to
two lead with seventeen seconds left, but Adam Fantilli of
the Blue Jacket said, no, I'll be tying this. Then
it goes to overtime. Nobody scores it. Goes to a
shootout where the Red Wings were up two to one
on the shootout, just needed one save to get two points,
couldn't get it done. They end up losing. They've lost

(18:40):
five of six and are now three points behind the
Ottawas Senators with four games remaining. The Tigers have lost
seven to nine after they couldn't get a schooball day victory.
He only went four and two thirds innings, gave up
eight hits and four earned runs, and it keeps them
lift in that tank. I think that's what he's doing,
he said, wants to make sure he can guarantee those

(19:00):
six strong in the postseason. Dude, there were eight people
at this baseball game last night. It was like, here's
a new rule. If there's less than a thousand people
at your game and you're the home team, you can
play the game, but you fourth it no matter how
it goes. No matter how it goes, you lose, like
you can't. There were eight people there. It sounds like

(19:21):
some banana ball rules this. Dude. You know what the
difference is, There'd be eighty thousand people at the banana
ball game, rain shine, cold, hot, it wouldn't matter, Like
I get it. It's twenty degrees in Minneapolis. It sucks
build another dome because there's no reason a baseball game
should be played in front of eleven people. That's like
what it would look like if if like a big

(19:42):
gym remote or something like Mike. There was nobody there
because like CSX is opening day party, there was nobody there.
We if it were us, it was at Harry's and
there's thousands of people. Yeah, there were more people in
Harry's that day than there weren't. This baseball game last night.
I believe we have more listeners than we're at this

(20:03):
game last night. Finally we have more podcast listeners then
we're at this baseball game last night. That's to see
a back to back Cy Young Award winner by the way,
who you know didn't pitch like it, but still the
Tigers struck out fourteen times last night. They've lost three
in a row and seven of nine, and the Pistons
have a meaningless basketball game tonight against Milliewaukee, which is

(20:26):
Algonquin for the good Land and that friends is sports
all right? Coming up? Interesting story out of Tennessee where
a school board member is under fire, oh boy, for
something he said to a student. Oh, oh yeah, what
was it that he said to a student and a
school board and meeting? Well, you have to stick around

(20:50):
to find out. You won't want to miss it. It's
coming up. And sorry, tickets to see Wheezer, which my
phone auto corrected to Tweezer when I texted him yesterday.
He's like, what does this mean? Why do I care
what tweezers buddy Holly had? Yeah, I'd love to go
see Tweezer. Light right on your term. Hello, we are

(21:12):
at Detroit's Wheels Josh in a show. Would you like
to meet a school board member in Tennessee? Well, it's
likely to be a former school board Oh, I'm surprised
he isn't already. Uh. This story is about this gentleman
uh at a school board meeting saying something inappropriate to

(21:34):
a student. Let's listen to this news story from w
s MTV.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Okay, this is buzzing news this morning, and he's Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
A clip from Washington County school board meeting now has
been raising red flax.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
A school board member's comment toward a student is causing
some concerns.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Listen to this all right, let's see what he has
to say that could get that could get him in trouble.
Here I have Crockett, all right.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
There was a comment meant to be, I guess a
complimentary by a board member, but that has certainly been.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Been determined not to be. Now, if you couldn't pick
up on that, let me play it for you again,
just so you can kind of get an idea of
what our gentleman said. Here, got your hat? I have Crockett,
all right. So what he said was, damn you're hot.

(22:34):
Do you know that? Where do you go to school at?
And she goes, I go, pop, cat, got your hot?
Like did my man just stroke out for a moment?
Like he blacked out for a sis, Like the first
time he's I think he's sitting next to this girl
at the council meeting because like you see a guy
that reach his arm over like hug on someone when

(22:56):
they have that whole person blurred out. So it's like
he's never sat next to it. He needs a girl
before he's like, hey, got your heart. I'm gonna guess this.
He didn't get in the action when he was in
Haick school because it's the first time he's been around
a pretty lady in his life. He says, damn your heart,
got your heart. Now again, that's a high school student, presumably,

(23:18):
I'm assuming that's a high assuming high school as well.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
That's what I'm gonna go with here. As high school student.
I guess he did. Look at Washington County School.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
I don't think I want to have that. I think
I'll pass your hot. He's like, hey, baby girl, let
me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you so, I'm
gonna whisper sweet, nothing's into your ear, baby girl. Let
me tell you something. Look, they when reached for comment,
this guy said, Look, she's just sixteen years old. Leave
her alone, they said, And I've told her. You know

(23:49):
what we are. We're separated by fools that don't know
what love is yet. Actually, I think she's legal by law.
She's sixteen in Tennessee. If I could fly pick you
up and take you into the night. Girl. As a
school board member who plays by the rules of if
his grass in the field, let's play ball. Yeah, that

(24:14):
was her sitting next to him.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
That was H's like his high school David Crockett high
school student. The board members is God, you're hot. While
touching her parents and community members expressed outrage.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
In an emergency meeting was scheduled. He's like guys role
playing chat room. Dude, I'm gonna drink some of his
tea here. God, you're hot.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
You know that.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
He's like daddy says she's too young, but guess what,
she's old enough for me. Brother. So there's that, like
that guy just ready to throw it all away just
to sit next to us. I don't even think he
knew it, Like, I think it was one of those
like it was like his inner monologue came out. There's

(25:01):
that scene in Austin Powers where he was like, I
wish I wouldn't have said that out loud. Just now,
like I think that's that guy. Then like all of
a sudden, he realizes that, oh, I just said that
this high school girl is super. What you're trying to
say is what you're trying to say, is that was
his peepee talking. Well, yeah, James, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Thank you for thank you for coming back to the party.

(25:22):
He appreciate you. Yes, that's exactly what I was saying.
You're well aware of everything, James. You're on top. You're
right on top of that James. I am good job
on your part, Pal, you nailed it. Congratulations. The guy
saying his comments were taken out of context. Well, really,
he ain't done nothing. I ain't done nothing. You took

(25:42):
it out of context when I said, God, you're hot.
Do you know that if you posted an Instagram video?
Oh there's he's got an Instagram. Yeah, we would have to.
I'm not sure how you take it out of context? Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Man?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Just looking at this still frame of the guy reaching
his hand over to that girl. Hey, I can tell
even with the blurr not hot. I can seek you. O,

(26:25):
God you're hot.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Do you know that anyway? So have they fired the
guy yet or no? Is I guess it's still, you know,
up for discussion. Yeah, I'm not sure. I didn't make
it through the whole story once I heard the god
you're hot? Oh God, you're so hot? What about all
the people laughing that they like, they're all like, that's
old Steve, he's a real cut or it's like a crocket.

(26:55):
All right, that's right. I'll be crossing God there this week.
It's good. I got my annual out? Could you sign it?
Could you sign my Crockett annual? Put a heart around
my picture and put oh stah, ohway stay cute, and
put see you next year. Lol. Could you put that
right now? I drew a heart over your picture? Yeah?

(27:16):
Do you like that? It's in the annual. I think
everybody's laughing because they're like, I think we just start.
Somebody get fired.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
I think someone's gonna get fired and I need to
fill this scenay.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
This is something anyway, now's my moment to run for
school board. Also, what I've learned is there are a
lot of classic rock songs that are about creepy, perverted
old men that want to hook up with the younger chicks.
I just played three. Yeah we heard them, so thank
thank you. They they're there, and there are more. There
are more anyway. So that's that story about that guy. Well,

(27:48):
so you said there's audio of him on I believe
it's audio of Instagram.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
It's another news story where he claims that his comments
were taken out of contact.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
I mean they feel like they're in contact. I mean
like unless I don't know, is she ruady for like
missus hotcake or something, you know, taking out of context?
That's my stepdaughter, dummy. I'm trying to see like they
filed the petition. It ain't creepy if she's my stepdaughter.
Her mom knows anyway, So there you go. We'll see

(28:20):
what else we can find on that story. If you
guys want to get in, shoot us a text. Text
the word Josh and your message to five one eight
eight one. That's how I react to those muffies that
were in the office yesterday. I'm like, damn your huh girl?
Well on six point seven Detroit's wheels. I think what
really puts it over the top is the damn at
the end of it, because it's like, Eh, it's girl,

(28:42):
you're hot, Like okay, maybe he's trying to say, like
maybe like the context was she came up there was
talking about being bullied or something, and she's like, hey,
everybody at Crockett says I'm ugly. Yeah, and he's like, no,
baby girl, you're beautiful. Call me chubby chubby choo cho.
And I said, no, baby girl, you're adorable. And then
that'd be one thing, But it's the damn at the
end of it, Like you feel like he's probably biting

(29:03):
his lip. He's like, hey, baby girl, damn got your hot. Damn.
That's about just take my face and show it in
the spots that the show don't shine like. That's the
kind of message you send to like a porn star
yes via a DM yes, or just commenting on the
hub video posts. God your hot, God You're hot. Let

(29:25):
me tell you something, ultimate crank experience for me man
ten out of ten ten Boner's brother, Damn damn. I
do love the reviews that people leave in the comment
section on the Hub because it's always like something about
her eyes. Man, let me tell you something. I go quick,
I go super quick. Got your hot? Damn, damn damn.

(29:49):
That's how I react to like a delicious whopper. I
think you should text that to uh to Cody this morning.
God comment on whatever her most recent picture is on
Instagram with god you're hot? Do you know that? And
then I'll damn, I'll get a lol emoji and you'll
you'll what's an egg plant? Yeah no, and I'll be like, no,

(30:10):
I meant to it when I said that, I thought
you wanted me to be more a complimentary. I try
to give you a compliment. What say? You know you
always have a seat in my house as long as
my face is around, it's not a damn you know
that girl. She's like, yeah, but what if that was

(30:32):
the context? Like at the beginning, She's like, I get
bullied because I'm red haired and freankly, and everybody makes
fun of me. And they say that since I'm red haired,
that I have demon possession powers. They come Ginger the
Ginger Beast and I and I and it hurts my feelings.
And he was just trying to be nice. He's like,
let me tell you something. I hit and like, what
is say?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
You're hot? He's like, let me tell you something, baby, girl,
I would hit And she's like, well, it's a bit strange,
but it does make me feel better about myself a
little bit. Yeah, if I was thirty seven years younger,
I'd hit, Sir, you're sixty the math, the math ain't math?
All right, fine, fifty one years younger, The math ain't math?
And brother, you missed any of the Josh in his show.

(31:14):
Listen on demand on our free Iudyard Radio. Act one
of six point seven w LLZ Detroit Wheels Rexy, You're
so sexy. I else call me run my cup on

(31:42):
the Genus quab.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
You see I need a little uh manhla I know
you get lonely in a Canada today, the same mob
running everywhere Mona, I'll bring my mother writing your brother
dover heright, come baby.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Shit t.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
Mess up a kissing baby saying all.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Say no more.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
He creeps me with a smile, a glass of Lucie
and myself distracted by your black neglorship.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
You sell me everything is a look at your face.
Stay on my baby.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
There it cut to the change, saying on the mon ball.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
I bring my mother wat to your front door. He rights,
come baby, sh it's some kissing baby. Believe the same
old hole your crib something. Oh it's just super fun.

(33:14):
Oh that's because you're firm, said they stay that moos. Yes,
who I be someone? Oh baby say not money you from.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
The time of Jason Babies, it's the same.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Oh love cause because your firty chummy chemi jummy chummy

(34:17):
one of six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh in his show.
So here's what I got coming up for you. An
extremely screwed up story here locally, Oh boy, about a
delivery guy and he shoots the family's dog. This is
an awful story and this guy should get his ass kicked.
We'll talk about it one of six points seven Detroit's wheels.
So here's a crappy story. This story is from Livonia.

(34:40):
It's about a family dog and a delivery driver. A
delivery driver shoots a local family's dog. The pop nowhere
to be found, and the family has a lot of
questions tonight. The big one how did the dog even
get outside? Yeah, there's a lot of questions here. Number
one question, why did you shoot our family's dog? And
they can't find the dog? Apparently so the dog got

(35:01):
shot and then ran off, so like the don't even
know where he is. It could still be alive. I
guess that's a positive because it's better than coming home
and your dog's just get dead on the floor. Right Fox, Yes,
Jessica dupe Beek is live now to explain. Jessica Dupnak
very dark hair now very dark.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
This Lavonia family says they've been searching for their dog,
Daisy for several days since Easter Sunday. They even hired
a drone company to become search a wooded area near
their home, and still she is nowhere.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
To be found.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
They're speaking out tonight, hoping to share her photo. Maybe
she'll be found, but more importantly, maybe hold the person who.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Shot her accountable. Yeah, let's like, I understand that delivery
drivers are going to encounter some hazardous situations. That's part
of the gig. But what I'd like to know is
when people are delivering things to your house. Last time
I checked, dogs aren't outside generally speaking, like right, like
this is a house dog man. Hate to say it,

(36:00):
but I don't expect a good outcome.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
No sign of Daisy anywhere. The Lavonia family is lost
without her.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
My son stayed on the school and sat on the
stairs and looked out the door, so it's been hurt
her companions.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
I'll have beat the hell out of this guy that
shot this dog, Like this guy should get his ass kided,
Like I need to hear his story. I need to
hear like this is a big fluffy dog. This ain't
the end saying a pit bull or something like that
that's gonna eat your face all right, Like I get
it there. And by the way, there's stories about pit
bulls here recently were people out in Plymouth were getting
attacked on jogs by stray dogs. Like, I get it

(36:37):
that happens, right, This is a big fluffy beautiful dog,
and you plug.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
This dog Busy, who is deaf, sits and waits.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
She doesn't know what to do. She just wants her friend.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Pat Adam Forma says Daisy was shot by a delivery
driver contracted by Walmart on Easter Sunday.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
You're in the middle of a residential neighborhood on a
holiday afternoon, and you thought your best effort was to
shoot my dog.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
It happened in a subdivision just on Farmington Road south
of eight Mile in Lavonia. The driver delivering a forgotten
package of marshmallow peeps from Walmart while the family was gone.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
So it was all over a package of peeps. All
of this, yes, all of it. It's a mystery.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
How Daisy even got outside.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Somebody opened the door. I may not have locked it,
but the dogs can't open the mains word of the house.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
So that would be the biggest story in all of
this is dog knows had to open a door, breaking
the dog opens door.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
The driver, who is a CPL holder, stayed at the
scene and told the own you police. He was quote
scared and fired. Walmart owns the delivery service. The driver
worked for this spark delivery out and they don't prohibit
drivers from legally carrying concealed spark delivery.

Speaker 7 (37:53):
We come armed and dangerous. Come on, man, like your
package is always safe with spark delivery. Look at the
picture of the dog and tell me that dog is security.
It's a big fluffy, beautiful dog. And you want me
to believe that this guy was in danger? Like, come on, man,
Like I get there's some people that aren't dog people.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
I get that. And there are some people who are
scared of the most ridiculous things when it comes to dogs.
Like I used to play basketball in high school. We
dropp dudes off. They'd be petrified of like wiener dogs,
Like I've seen it. Okay, I get it, but like,
come on, like this big fluffy beautiful dog gets shot,
Like what are we doing? Maybe the delivery driver was
scared that the dog was going to get the peeps

(38:32):
that could be.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Walmart punted any comment to Lavonia police.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
You shouldn't get away with it.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
It shouldn't be There should be no There should be
some kind of repercussions.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Adam and his family are asking folks that live in
Lavonia or this surrounding area to check their backyards under
their porches, even their garage. Maybe Daisy is hiding somewhere
reporting live in the newsroom, Jessica Dupnak, Fox Too New.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
This story sucks, This sory sucks. And like I got
a text here from someone that says, you're more passionate
about this dog than if a human would have gotten shot. Yeah,
I am. I don't like people. People for the most part, suck.
Read the Internet. They're terrible. You know who's great? Dogs?
Ninety nine point nine percent of dogs are wonderful. And
then there's the occasional, you know, one that attacks somebody
jogging in Plymouth, But fine, that happens. For the most part,

(39:21):
dogs are the most wonderful creatures all the world. And
I hate everything, you know what. I love dogs. Meat Loaf,
music and dogs. Those are my two passions. The music
of meat Loaf, which I will be seeing tonight at
the Fox, and dogs. Those are my passions. I love dogs.
Dogs are amazing, They're wonderful. So the fact that someone
could just have it gonna be oh my god, I'm

(39:42):
afraid and you shoot this big, beautiful, wonderful dog, Like, bro,
what are you doing? Like that's your first thought, your
first thought when you're delivering a package is to shoot
the dog? Bro, what are you doing? And how did
the dog get out? Who? That's a great question. That
is a good question. She had like a ring doorbell
cam and you can see what was actually going on

(40:02):
at the front door when like did the guy open
their door? Like, I don't know what happened delivery and
then oh powah, anyway, Oh my god, that dog looks
like to go to attack on the couch. Just a
terrible story, just awful, awful, awful, And like, Bro, I
get oh, I was afraid you should get yourrass kicked.
You know, the family of this dog should get like

(40:25):
one good swipe right in your cranium punch you're right
in the solar plexus. I'm like, this is the kind
of stuff I can't like because humans make decisions, and
they make they control their own lives. That's why I
never get worked up over bad things that happen to
people for the most part, because you control your own life.
And I think most people suck. Like it's just reality.
I know that's not a negative way to look at things.
I think most people are pretty dreadful, right, Like I

(40:46):
see it on the internet. And whether that's true or not.
My a logarithm shows me the terrible people and well
endowed ladies and briskets being smoked and videos of this
really good looking woman who takes pizzas out of the
oven in Florida. But other than that, it also shows
me terrible people. So I don't like people, and I
love dogs. I am passionate about dogs. And to see

(41:09):
this story, I think this guy should get his ass kicked.
Guy should get his ass stomped. So that was in Lavonia, though,
That's what's going on. So I hope I've got to
be more to the story. You would think you would
think there would be, Well, we got to dig a
little deeper here, news guys. Let's let's find out why
did the why did the guy pull the gun? Dog?

(41:29):
We need like more. I hope we have a homeward
bound ending here, like shadow like climbing up like are
you too old? And Daisy just shows up Like that
would be the kind of story I'm here for. That's
the positive ending. I want to this story that they
find Daisy and Daisy is good. You know what's amazing
is the number of times you hear about a dog
being shot and the dogs survive. There's a lot of

(41:49):
a holes that just shoot dogs or terrible humans that
shoot dogs, and these dogs survive and like sometimes their
little legs don't work in the back anymore and stuff
like that, and give them a little wheelchair and it's
kind of a door. But anyway, like Rex from Paw Patrol,
Rex from Paul Patrol, exactly like Rex from Paul Patrol.
Thank you all right? So josh innis show. Hopefully they

(42:12):
find Daisy. I'm hoping for a good outcome. Yeah, they
find Daisy too, Let's find days. Do you think that
this family will like John Wick? This guy they should like.
This is gonna be the their orangine story.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Oh man, Like all the phone calls start going out
to this guy's families, this guy's family and acquaintances.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
That John Wick. Yeah, maybe maybe we're gonna get a
wi because they're coming for you. We're gonna go to
john Wick situation. Coming up at eight twenty five, you'll
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Speaker 1 (43:25):
W LLZ Detroit's Wheels, the joshn Show, sport right.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
There were like thirteen people at the Tigers game last night,
maybe thirteen. I want to say that the game before that,
the reported attendance was twelve thousand. There is no way
in hell there were twelve thousand people combined. They always
those numbers, sure they do, but like and sometimes it's
the paid attendance or whatever. There have not been twelve

(43:56):
thousand people total in the first two games of that series.
There there's no way twelve thousand people have come through
the turnstiles. Like I was watching. I follow this Daniella Bruce,
I guess on Instagram, the gal that does the sideline
insteady and she does these videos where she's like, come
get ready with me, and I'm like okay, and she's like,

(44:17):
I have to wear like eight layers for this game
tonight because it's cold. It's like twenty degrees. So I
don't blame people for not going to these games, but
there's like it's like empty. You could shoot a cannon
through the ballpark and hit no one having a cannon
night coming up. As a matter of fact, I do

(44:38):
that when Iran comes through. If they dropped it on
the Twins game, no one would die. There would be
zero casualties because there ain't nobody. There no human chains
around that stadium. Nope. Tigers lost last night four to two.
They've now lost three in a row, seven of nine.
School didn't even get through five four and two thirds,
eight hits, four and runs. He struck out. I haven't

(45:00):
walked to in the Tigers offense, which again I keep
telling you I don't think is going to be good.
They've struck out fourteen times. Red Wings also, boy, there's something.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
They were seventeen seconds away from getting two points against Columbus,
which would have been huge. Instead, they gave up the
game tying goal with seventeen seconds, went to a shootout,
lost in the shootout, and now they find themselves three
points behind Ottawah, who just keeps beating good teams out
of a beat Buffalo Carolina, Tampa all the Buffalo's not
playing well because even the Wings beat them. But the

(45:34):
Wings have lost five of six. They're six ten and
three since the Olympics, and they're hanging on by a
very thin thread, right I say hanging on. They're not
even hanging on. They're hanging on to the chance of
making the playoffs. It's not like they're in the playoffs.
They're hanging on to life. They're hanging out of the
possible points left to a team. They're like that Ai

(45:55):
woman hanging from the ferris wheel yesterday, but ain't nobody
there to catch them when they fall. They're just gonna splat.
That's how that's gonna go. And the Pistons host milliewalk
A tonight. It's seven o'clock game literally means nothing to
the Pistons, so you shouldn't be able to get into
that for like eleven dollars. I was talking to Tony
Travado yesterday. He texted me he said that weren't the

(46:17):
Wings game. It's like we got in for like ten
bucks a ticket or something. I'm like, boy, people have
really given up, haven't they? So were they planning to
go to the game the whole time and just waited? No,
I don't know what happened. Maybe it's to go and
just we're like, hey, let's see how much the tickets are,
and it's like, oh, it's like fifteen bucks to get in,
let's go, you know, but.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Like you don't get those prices until like the game
is like you're literally about to start. That's usually howbody's
really just trying to get rid to the ticket.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
But it's also a Tuesday, and I think people have
kind of given up because the you know, when you
go six, ten and three and your last twenty or
so games, I think people are kind of like, eh,
maybe you're not very good, kind of tired of you
and that friends, everybody needs to go boo them again.
That's that's all you need. Maybe that's what we started
the season, right, Yeah, well you got four games left

(47:01):
to do. Those men, maybe they'll get it together. Yeah,
that could do it all. Right, there you go. That
is sports. Speaking of sports, I'm kind of annoyed by
Michigan basketball, but I'll explain. But why they haven't a
praide at a time that it's good things to be
for you to attend. No, that's no number one Michigan fan. Well,
I'm a big fan obviously, but we'll get into it.

(47:22):
It's not really a Michigan thing. It's a college thing.
We'll talk to one of six point seven Detroit's wheels.
I was unaware that there were free fridge cigarettes in
the uh yeah, in the fridge leftovers from opening day.
So if you don't know, a fridge cig, as they
call it, is a crispy diet coke, which I am
addicted to diet cokes. I know you don't see because

(47:42):
I never drink them up here, but I love going
to McDonald's and getting the diet coke coke. McDonald's, Oh
it's elite. You gotta get a lot of ice. That's
got to be ice cold. But diet coke is so good.
And it's basically me a bunch of women that I
are are in my a logarithm on Instagram and Donald
Trump and you and you like I love so I
didn't know that we had free Oh yeah, that's gonna

(48:06):
be crispy. Oh, that's gonna be crispy. Oh the fridge,
Oh yeah, this is gonna this is gonna hit hard.
My nipples hard already. I'll take a sick of my
own so people don't think we're passing that. The fridge
stick around like a doobie. Let me hit that fridge stick.

(48:27):
Bro Oh this I love dude, m. But nothing bites
like the Dike coke at McDonald's. The Dike coke at
McDonald's burns, like this doesn't burn. This is nice, but
it doesn't. It feels like this has been left out
and then put back in the fridge. This one doesn't
bite as much. But if you get a fridge stick

(48:49):
from McDonald's, it bites. Like the other day, I was,
I walk my dog like five miles. I'm Thursday. I
go through the drive through it mcdebel because he's like
a stogy. Yeah it's nothing. Yeah, because you're getting you
got that bite. You know that bite goes hard man
when you get the bipe. If you want to tax,
text xaware Josh and your message to five one eight
eight one. If you're a fridge sign connoisseur. God, I

(49:10):
love diet coke, Oh, but diet cocal kill you, then
kill me. I'm not gonna stop drinking diet coke. Ah.
I love diet coke so much. And then I see
videos where people like put lime and stuff in it.
Not here for that. I just want a good old
fashioned fridge sig class. To me, the line is acceptable

(49:31):
at like a like a restaurant that's maybe using like
not as quality diet coke syrup as you get at
McDonald correct. But at McDonald's you don't need it. It's unbelievable.
And another place that had quality diet coke syrup mix
is if you go to the Imagined Theater. So they've
got one of those what do they call the devices,

(49:51):
big machines that can make every flavor of pop known
de man correct with every flavor additive possible, with all
zero sugar options. It was so good that I refilled
my drink on the way out of the cinemon. I
knew that too. He's been a while, Like yeah, like
this even be times around, Like, hey, we still have
a refill on the popcorn. I'll be right back, little

(50:13):
roadstick for the ride home. That's what I did.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Man.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
I feel like a criminal because I buy the medium
pop and then I refill it anyway. Because I'm a
bad boy. You are I'm bad boy, But I mean, look,
I drank the fridge SIGs too fast. I needed another one.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Get it.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
I can't understand how somebody can enjoy diet coke. I
thought the fact that we're just sitting here sitting on
diet coke. This is a radio show. Look, I know
what I like. I lust after diet coke, like that
guy in Tennessee lusts after that girl talking to the

(50:57):
die coke. I about have been hot a six point
seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and his show Josh and James Today. Hello.
I was reading this story about a parenting hack for
toddlers to get them to calm down, like if they're
like flipping out, and it's a parenting hack that's all
over the internet. Apparently, if you just like yell the
name Jessica at them, the kids calmed down.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Yes, I have the video. I saw a video aboot
this last night too. Did you try it? I have
not because I did not encounter. By the time I
encountered the video, the kids were already in bed. So
will you try this? I might like, But I don't
want to. I don't want any go I don't want
to confuse him. Then all of a sudden, he's like,
there's a Jessica here now, Like, what what's gonna like?
Do I have to share my toys with Jessica too?

Speaker 2 (51:36):
But what if? What if it calms him down? Liked?
What did you so you saw a video? What happened
in the video? Well, the kid pretty much just takes
the kid's mind off of the temper tantrum, and they're
confused because they're hearing the name that they never heard.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
This.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
This is like doctor Cat type advice. Yes, like just
wiggle your tongs and Jessica the kid Jessica.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
If I'm moving my toes in el on Jessica might
be for a different purpose but or a different reason.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
No, But and then the kids like just stopped and
then they kind of like giggled. And I didn't watch
the rest of the video, and I see I'm like, okay,
I saw one example. Are you willing to try this?
I will, you know.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
I mean if my wife's like yeah, give it a whirl.
But if she's like no, I read somewhere else, I
saw another TikTok that says that's not good. That's why
I find out like I'm doing stuff wrong or right
at home, Like if I'm doing stuff wrong, I'll get
sent like a bunch of like reels or tiktoks of
some sort of child psychologist saying your child is not

(52:31):
acting out or misbehaving, it's all part of normal development,
blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
You know. And I'm like, all right, well, I still
don't think you should throw his toys down and stamp
on them. And I just tell him, hey, behave you know,
like Instagram is the new doctor lipshits. It is absolute
is in the rug Rats and I'm stew Pickles and
my kids Tommy.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
You know so.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
But that's the advice that they have is to yell Jess.
I say, they it's some dope that tells me that
the same people that tell me dye Coke's not gonna
kill me on social media.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
So I mean what you can probably do any name,
any name that's not familiar in the house. Like I
imagine if you tried the jes Co move and there's
somebody in the house named Jessica, won't have the same effect.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
If you're like Bernard, Bernard, come here, you know, that
would probably confuse you know, it sounds like fun, so
I can get into it. All right, there you go,
All right. If you missed this guy earlier, this guy
was lusting after a high school student at a school
board meeting. Damn, you're hot. That's me talking to this

(53:32):
crispy dyke cold and it's even the can being silver
even makes it seem colder, doesn't it. Like, Yeah, well,
because I think you draw that with a coarse light,
you know, the silver bullets. You're like, you drawn drawing
that conclusion. But they need to put a mountain on
this can and it needs to turn blue to let
me know it's time to light up a fridge.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
So maybe you know, in the same vein as coke,
put a polar bear on. Yeah, dude, the polar bear
turns white when the can's ice cold.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
This is a fact. The Sodie pops with the polar
bear on them just better and they're colder. That's a fact. Facts. Anyway,
there you go, all right, Why I'm annoyed by Michigan basketball.
It's not even a Michigan basketball thing. It's more of
a college thing. But we'll get into that. It's the Josh.
It's the Josh Innis Show on one of six point
seven w LZ Detroit's wheels, well a six point seven

(54:20):
Detroit's wheels, that is green Day. It's the Josh Hennis Show,
Josh hen James. So Michigan won the national title. As
you know, I'm super excited. Number one Michigan fan here,
number one fan, big fan, big fan. So since I
forgot to take this out of auto, what's gonna happen
is I'm gonna talk about that and why I'm annoying

(54:43):
after you hear Queen, I forgot, So you're gonna hear
that now, guaranteed Hewton, and then I'll talk about it.
It's under pressure. We are Detroit's wheel Oh I shot Queen,
David Bowie and Josh. It's called under pressure, not got
me under pressure. That's zz top, which in my humble

(55:07):
opinion is probably but whatever, what do w I know?
This isn't my call I hit the buttons, But so
Michigan won the National Championship. My favorite basketball team. Everyone
knows that I used to really be into the basketball tournament,
Like the NC DOUBLEA Tournament was my thing. I loved
filling out brackets. But really my favorite part about the

(55:28):
NC DOUBLEA Tournament used to be One Shining Moment. At
the end of the tournament, they do the highlight package
and they play the song one Shining Moment? Are you
aware of one shining moment? It is this? It's the
version they play now was a Luther Van Drass version
of this song, and they play it to a highlight
package of the entire tournament, and there's like white kids
slapping the floor and dudes pounding their chests and cheerleaders cheering,

(55:51):
and guys diving for loose balls and guys hitting buzzer
beaters and it's emotional. Right just to give me an
idea of what this sound like, the Magistrate of March
dreams come true in show highlights and you're like, wow,
this three weeks is over. What a moment. March memories

(56:13):
not to dance because some feel like March badness. I
cannot wait to get this thing started the balls and
there you are. You're running for your life. Give her
a shoot teen star. In all the years, no one knows.

(56:33):
It's just how hard you worked. But now it's shine
and one shiny and I'm like, I this is what
I waited for. When the tournament was over. You'd watch
one shining moment, you'd probably cry and it'd be a
great moment. Is this month? Doig? It's like three minutes.

(56:54):
That's a lot of mon died. Yeah, because it's a
good song and there's a ton of highlights. James, there's
like sixty five teams in this thing, so it's a
good time. And I used to emote over this and
it was great. That's why I look forward to two
nights ago. In the championship games over, it's like eleven thirty.
Jilly's like, are we going to stay up and watch
one shining moment? She's like, that's your favorite team, Michigan.

(57:15):
Don't you want to watch one shining moment for your
favorite game? Oh? Yeah, they played after the postgame show
and everything. Wow. So it's like the last thing you
see for the tournament that you like closes out. And
I'm like, no, Jilly, I don't want to watch it.
I think I'm gonna go to sleep, and she goes,
why do you want to go to sleep? It's one
shining moment, it's your favorite thing. Say, you know, it
doesn't feel the same anymore. Well, why doesn't it feel

(57:35):
the same? I don't know, maybe twenty years ago when
I used to really love one shining moment. I'm aware
that college athletics has always been corrupt and dirty, you know, okay, fine,
and people have getting paid under the table. It doesn't
feel the same when dudes are playing for a team
for like one year and they're bouncing from team to
team to team and they're getting paid to go to

(57:55):
team to team to team. It doesn't have the same
feel of like, wow, these guys works so hard to
get here, and like, to me, one shining moment loses
its oomph when like the dude pulled up to the
game in a Bugatti. Oh, it's not the same to me.
It used to be you'd see a bunch of guys
and you felt college sports was different than pro sports.
You didn't feel like you were just seeing the minor

(58:16):
leagues of sports.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
You know.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Now I'm like, like, like this yaxel, like the dude's
been here a year, right, Like who cares? Like like
I want a story, And look, I get that that's
not the way the world works anymore. And I'm not
taking away from Michigan's championship. Win the championship. You won it.
You are playing by the current rules of the world.
I'm not judging you for it. I'm saying I don't
enjoy it. I want stories about dudes that stayed in

(58:38):
a place for four years and the team lost in
the first round one year, but then they moved to
sweet sixteen the next Then it was like, oh no,
they've got bounced early. But now they bounced back, and
this is their year. You all get really good, like
coming of age, like sports. I want them to grow
as a team together. Again, I'm being naive, I'm being Pollyanna,
but it felt a lot better watching one shining moment
where you'd see a bunch of dudes that you knew
were in the school for two, three, four years versus

(59:01):
some dudes like literally, it was all higher guns. The
entire teams just higher guns. So don't try to sell
me this one shining moment, because when you tell me
one Shining moment. You're telling me that this is like
college kids that went out there and were grinding, and
they went out and they made magic, and everybody doubted
them and everything, but they stuck together for years and

(59:22):
they culminated in this great moment. Sounds like a great
Disney movie. Yeah, that's what made one Shining Moment so great.
It was a Disney movie montage. And now it's just
a bunch of dudes that drive porsches and and like
leave and go to school to school to school to
school every year, which that's their right, Like that's the
rules of the game. Now you can do that. It
just doesn't feel the same to me, you know what

(59:43):
I'm saying, Like I don't. It'd be like if you
watched Mighty Ducks and then like in Mighty Ducks two,
instead of coming back to beat the Russians, not the
Russians who they play the uh, the Iceland, instead of
beating Team Iceland on their own, they went out and
they're like, we're actually just gonna take the dude from
Team Iceland. Just have him join us, you know what

(01:00:04):
I'm saying, Then feel the same, right, and then feel
the same And that's how I feel so, I'm like Jillie,
I don't want to watch one Shining Moment because it
doesn't feel the same. Isn't that what happened to the
first one? What they got Adam Banks? Yeah, but they didn't.
I mean they do the district line. Yeah, like they
they had to take him. They were forced to take
the plot of the first one using the description of
the second look and by the way, they deserve that

(01:00:28):
because they were. It doesn't matter. Okay, I'm not gonna
get into a Mighty Ducks debate with you, right, No, no,
We're talking One shines for another day. But what I
will tell you is that it felt different when you
at least had the illusion of oh, this is college athletics.
When it would like it was a lie, but it
was an illusion and you felt like it. Now we're
watching one Shining moment. We're supposed to be emote and

(01:00:48):
cry over a bunch of dudes that are just mercenaries.
Which again, that's the way the game is played. Now
do what you got to do to get their Michigan
not judging you. I'm number one fan, go Blue, I
love us, I love us. Okay, we're just doing what
we have to do to make it, but it still
feels gross to me. So when it comes down to
one shining moment, a bunch of dudes like, would they

(01:01:08):
show the Fab Five? And yes, the Fab Five are
a great example of the dudess got paid a lot
back in the day to come play basketball. But they
were there for multiple years, and you felt like all
those were Michigan guys. You felt like Juwan Howard's a
Michigan guy, Jayleen Rose a Michigan guy, and Chris Weber's
a Michigan guy. Jiman Jackson's a Michian guy. You knew
you can only watch them play together for so long
because eventually the correct move on. I watched Yaxall and

(01:01:30):
I'm like, oh cool, Like do you truly feel a
connection to Yaxall Lindenborg, And does you truly feel a
connection to you if you're a Michigan fan. No, So
then the one shining moment feels like nothing to me,
and this world has stripped one shining moment away from me.
Maybe they had yaxline they're talking about how he's so
beaten out of breath. Maybe you know I missed that

(01:01:50):
one shining moment. Maybe, But either way, I don't know.
I might be alone on this. Again, I'm not judging
you for how you want it. You're playing by the rules.
That's the name of the game now. But when you know,
when a dude you are annoyed by the fact that
college players are being it's prospas and I get it.
I don't even I'm not even annoyed they're paid like
I think they should be paid. It's the fact that
these dudes just go from place to place every year,

(01:02:11):
so there's no like loyalty. If you're a Michigan fan
and you've been to Diehard your whole life, that's your team.
These guys don't care about Michigan. They don't care about
the history, they don't care about Hall to the Victors,
they don't care about any of that. They just care
about this, the place that paid them the most money.
Would you want them to like sign like a four
year academic. I would want. Here's what I want these
guys to do. I want because people will rip this
idea and they'll say, well, one of the coaches can

(01:02:33):
leave whenever they want. No one cares.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
They have contracts and they have to pay buyouts if
they want to leave. The players can just go for
one year peace out onto the next place, which I'm
all about upward mobility, moving around. That's fine, but there
should be some sort of punishment. There isn't. It's just
the wild less and I feel no commitment. I don't
feel like any of these guys have any sort of
commitment to this. Therefore, when I'm trying to watch one

(01:02:55):
shining moment and I want to emote, I'm like, I
don't look at every guy like I'm I'm watching Nebraska
highlights and I'm like this guy who caress, Like this
guy probably didn't care about Nebraska. He's just there because
they paid him the most money. It doesn't feel the same.
I look it away, my joy. You saw him on
the highlight reel last year when he slammed dunked for
Iowa exactly see. You get it, James, who says you
don't know about sportsy things, you get it. Yeah, you
get it. I've always said that I don't know, just

(01:03:17):
bothers me. But whatever, Hey go Blue one O six
point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh and the Show Josh and James.
Today you'll have another opportunity to score tickets for Weezer
that's coming up at twelve twenty five. I think it
is your next opportunity of twenty five Laura. So Laura
is going to have that for you. If you want
to see Weezer. This is your radio station. We are
your Weezer radio station. We've got all the Wheeze. That's

(01:03:38):
at one O six point seven w LLZ w e
Easy the Detroit's Wize. Yeah, we're wheezing the juice, all right.
But anyway, all right, we got some more rock and
roll coming up on wheels. All the Josh In is
shown now at eight seven seven, nine eighty eight one
O six seven one O six point seven w LLZ,
Detroit's Wheels. Every rose has its thorn and every bed

(01:04:03):
boy has a soft side. It's the Josh Ennis Show,
Detroit's Wheels. He's seeing this video of Sugar Ray performing
at an amusement park and somebody posted it on social
media making fun of Mark McGrath because he's performing at
this amusement park and the crowd seems kind of small
or whatever. Mark McGrath's gotta get paid too, still, and
that's the thing, and that's what a lot of people

(01:04:23):
are saying, like, boy, this is so sad that Mark
McGrath is doing this, Like, well, he's getting paid, probably well,
relatively well to perform at an amusement park and you're
maybe digging ditches. No offense to those who dig ditches.
Those are jobs everybody needs. But if I had my
options in life, in it where you know, bang hammers
or I don't know, perform every morning on at the

(01:04:46):
amusement park, I think I would take. Yeah. And like,
Mark McGrath seems like a legitimately nice guy, Like he's
a guy that I don't want to make fun of
because he seems like a decent person. He still hosts
the Celebrity show like he was. He like a correspondent
for one of those he was, and he also used
to do a countdown on XM like a yeah, I

(01:05:08):
don't know what else he does, but he seems like
a nice guy. But the whole gist of this tweet
from somebody was, boy, what a sad world that Mark
McGrath is doing this, Like yeah, okay, so he's not
playing Lollapalooza, but the guy's getting paid to sing and
there are people who like it, you know, Like that's
a lot cooler than ninety nine point nine percent of

(01:05:28):
jobs out there. The dude's gonna be celebrating his fifty
eighth birthday, or he just celebrated his fifty eighth birthday
and he's still performing here. Yeah, still out there, and
people like his music, and he's got a handful of
songs that people are gonna know forever. Every morning, let's say, oh, fly, yep, fly,
what's the other one there was? Every morning there was
like three big Sugar Ray songs. When it's over was

(01:05:49):
another one. So there's three. There might be four Sugar
Ray songs. I might be missing a Sugar Ray song here.
I'm not sure. But he had like someday someday there
you go. Yeah, the guy hits. Good for him, man,
So it was a dickish thing for someone to say,
and I'm on his side. Good for Mark McGrath, keep
making like with the Sugar Ray as the bandits. They
just beat Mart McGrath as Sugar Ray. I don't know

(01:06:11):
if he gets to just be Sugar Ray. I don't
know how that works. Kind of like there's a hoodie
in the Blowfish, there's Sugar Broody. He's like, hey, Sugar Ray. No,
my name is Mark. Oh Okay, Sugar Ray. Oh, Mark
Sugar Ray. Yeah, exactly, Sugar Ray McGrath. All right, it's
the Josh Ennis Show in the offspring one those six
point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh Ennis Show, Josh and James.

(01:06:32):
Today three hours from now, you'll have an opportunity to
win Wheezer tickets. They were big in the nineties. You
know it was big in the nineties. Was the movie
Empire Records. Yeah, which I say was big in the nineties.
It was a truly underground culty movie because it wasn't
a hit at all. No, it's flopped in the box.
But everybody I know knows this movie. Everyone grew up

(01:06:53):
of a certain era watching Empire Records. By the soundtrack.
It had a great cast. But the thing that stands
out the most today, By the way, I bring this
up because today is Rex Manning Day, April eighth, Rex
Manning Day. I noticed he played a song earlier. Yep,
say no more, mona more. But Renee zel Weger was
in this movie, and this is the hottest renezel Wegger

(01:07:14):
ever was. She was in this movie smoking hot right,
look great. She was then in Jerry McGuire adorable, just adorable,
and Jerry maguire and then then she banged Kenny Chesney
and it all went to hell. But she had a
moment where Renee zel Weger she was with Jim Carrey,
she was with Kenny Chesney and she just got too skinny.

(01:07:36):
One of those type of things where like you know, nineties,
late nineties, early two thousands, everybody's super skinny whatever, But
she looked fantastic in Empire Records Smoking Hot Peak nineties
Babedom was Renee zel Wegger and Empire Records got the
short skirt like the sweater, just nineties hotness to the Max.

(01:07:59):
Good music movie, just the apron God. It was good
until I hear it from You from from much mccalled
jin Blossoms was on that soundtrack. Uh, if you Want
Blood by A. C. D C. Was in that movie
Money That's what I Want was in that movie Sugar High.
Just a great soundtrack. The movie's great. And the thing is,

(01:08:21):
it's not considered a great movie by anyone except everybody
grew up in the nineties. If you grew up in
the nineties, that movie is brilliant to you. It speaks
to you in some strange way.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
It's like almost every girl that I've dated, that's their
favorite movie because you dated women with good taste, well,
questionable taste in some tenned areas, but great taste in film.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
I think you know what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
So Josh Joshness Show one six point seven w LLZLS
DE Troy's Wheels Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
So up here yesterday at the radio station, there was
a some some folks so were let go in the building, right,
I don't want to put their personal information out there. Whatever,
And so happened. And I bring that up because I've
been fired a handful of times. I guess you've been
fired what once from radio? But have you been fired
from other jobs? Wow, you're pretty old. Yeah, I've been

(01:09:17):
fired I think three times. And being fired is a
fascinating thing because like, like you talk to people every
day and you know them, and like you'll sit there
talk with them for hours. When they fire you, they
talked to you for thirty seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
If that, and then it's over. It's like suddenly you
have AIDS and you can contract this virus just from speaking.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Correct. That's how things work. When they fire you, they
bring you in the last time I got fired was
in Saint Louis, And I don't think those people disliked me,
nor did they think I sucked, but just what I
was doing didn't fit the radio station, you know. So
that was the last time I oh very much. So
not all of them, just most, but it made sense
because what I was doing didn't fit on the station.

(01:09:59):
Like it's a classic rock station, you know what classic
rock people want most of the day. Somebody to come
in there and maybe give you some nuggative information they've
heard thirty times in their life probably or they can
get from Wikipedia, Like that's the key. Let me tell
you how to be a classic rock disc jockey. Please
do everybody get out of pen and write this down.
Go to Wikipedia, look up facts about a song, give

(01:10:23):
the facts about the song, like it's your own personal
knowledge about the song. But if it's not an accurate
fact because somebody just made it up, they don't care
because they don't know how to use the internet. Oh
good enough, that's the beauty. The only thing they know
how to do on the Internet is go to Facebook.
That is all they know how to do. I think
people have just like set a privacy feature on the

(01:10:44):
phones and computers of people who listen to classic rock,
and it just lets you go just to Facebook and
that is it they have. So but in Saint Louis,
they whack me and they bring me in and I
think I've told you this, but there was a I'm
coming up to work bag of potbelly. I'm ready to
eat lunch because I worked in the afternoon. I'm coming
up the stairs. Elevator wasn't working, so I'm coming up

(01:11:05):
the stairs. I see this guy walking down the stairs. Guy.
It's a legendary figure at the station. Now he's a
part timer and I don't have a full time gig.
He's up at the station. I don't know why, but
I see him. I got my food. You know, Hey, Mark,
what's going on, buddy? He goes, Hey, Josh's going on? Bubbah.
I'm like, ohn't know, just you know, going to work.
He's like, mag, I so have a little lunch. I'm like, yeah, man,
rock on, get up there. And I open up my

(01:11:26):
sandwich and start to take a bite of it, and
my buddy that I do the show with walks in
and I'm like, hey, what's coat on? Brother? He's like,
just kind of grunts and walks away. I'm like, that's weird.
Then my boss comes in like goes, hey, come into
my office for a second. I'm like, huh okay, my sandwich. Yeah.
I walk in. There's his boss and this HR person

(01:11:47):
and I'm like, oh, so this is what's gonna happen
here the floor so and I've I've spent hours in
this guy's office in my life, hours like we're but
like we're friends. Have been at the bar with him,
like we talked for hours, sit down his boss who
also hired me. They made this whole coup to hire
me away from my heart. They were into me. Right,
I go to this other company they fire me in
fifteen months. He's sitting there and I look at him

(01:12:08):
and he just goes just he literally did not say
one word, shrugged his shoulders and goes, what do you want? Like, well,
we're letting you go, you know whatever, and here's your packet,
you know, and they're like, we just want you to know,
like you didn't get fired for cause you're a wonderful person. Whatever,
just this does and whatever. And then I then they
escort you out, which makes you feel like some sort
of hard and crim Yes, that's the worst part. When

(01:12:30):
they walk you out like you just got caught shoplifting
at Walmart. Yes, you know you got shot hemorrhoid cream
at the door. To make sure you never come back
in again. Not allowed, banned from Walmart. They take your
key card. That's always a key there. They take your
key card. But here's the best part. So I get
fired and about maybe ten minutes after I get fired,

(01:12:54):
email goes out and I'm still on the company email.
So I get the email says new casey ninety five
lineups already Monday. And I look at it. It's like
we are super excited to finally have the lineup we've
always wanted. Yeah. Like and I respond, I'm like, I'm like, man,
this is gonna rock. Guys reply all the guys are
gonna kill it. You guys are gonna kill it. Be

(01:13:15):
blessed kill it, like you just kind of killed my career. Yeah. So,
and every time you get fired, it's always the same.
It's a very brief thing. They can't really tell you
a ton and there's always an hr person that you've
never seen before. It went life. Their mouth shut in
case they say something that might allow you to do
like a wrongful termination lawsuit. That's the ways like, because honestly,

(01:13:37):
I just want to sat there with him for an
hour and just kept talking like, sobody, what do you
think what's next for me? But at least and every
time I've been fired outside of Phillip, I say, every
time I've been fired three times, and two of them
I got paid for six months. There you go, so
it's not bad. Yeah, And then they were both the
two biggest deals I've ever had were six months where

(01:13:57):
I got paid too. So I was like, this is
kind of cool. They actually pay you throughout the six months,
or they pay all every two weeks. Every two weeks
i'd get paid. And when I got my servance, they
paid me everything right at the and it just took
half half right to taxes. Oh that I was like,
oh cool, because that bumps me into a different different
income bracket. Sweet, So I don't thanks get to keep

(01:14:19):
as much of my money, thanks Dix. But anyway, there
you go. I guess we should get it back in
that refund. Huh. Yeah, So I guess it's time for
us to go because Laura's in here. I don't know
if she's ever had to be worried about Laura. Have
you've been fired? Oh? I think she's getting a fridge sig. Nope,
that's an actual sig. Anyway, Laura's going to join us
text We'll see you tomorrow