June 5, 2026 • 40 mins
The Josh Innes Show Podcast for 6/5/26
Dylan Larkin requests a trade, we totally missed National Cheese Day, Josh goes to war with the King of the Renaissance Fair, Bret Michaels ok with his daughter selling content on a fetish site, a historical tidbit about a deadly disease, the makes history by beating a few others to the punch, why do people find feet arousing, having a strange or unusual kink, and more!
Dylan Larkin requests a trade, we totally missed National Cheese Day, Josh goes to war with the King of the Renaissance Fair, Bret Michaels ok with his daughter selling content on a fetish site, a historical tidbit about a deadly disease, the makes history by beating a few others to the punch, why do people find feet arousing, having a strange or unusual kink, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
WLZ Detroit win six point seven, Detroit's wheels and radio station.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Guaranteed Human That is us, The Josh Innis Show, Josh
and James and Good News guys. We have not requested
a trade from the team. The Josh Ennis Show Sports.
Oh right, let's see here, kiddos. Tonight we have gotten
game two of the NBA Finals. The next are up
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one game to mil after they rallied to beat the Spurs,
and the Spurs didn't get to one hundred. Thus my
bet didn't hit last night, and I are two nights
to go. Whatever night that game was, what was it Thursday? Wednesday?
I've confused the days. Now. It's weird that there's an
NBA Finals game on Friday. I think that's why I
find this so weird, Like Friday is such a TV
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night for a lot of things, but it's not a Saturday.
So that's what's tough about starting the Finals on a Wednesday,
is you got Friday and Saturday, which traditionally are not
good TV nights. So they want to play games on
Sundays ideally and in the of the week, Yes, Sunday
is a much better TV night than Saturday night. Saturday
night's the worst night. Friday Night's not great either. That's
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why TGIF came to be on Friday nights, because Friday
nights are not a good adult television watching night. So
TGIF was born of that, because hey, kids will be
watching TV on a Friday night, and as you got
Full House and Step by Step maybe perfect. Strangely for
me personally, Friday and Saturday nights are the two nights
I know for sure I can stay Abi lait to
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watch whatever. Well, they assume that people will be out
and I guess data backs that up, that people will
be out and about and everything else on a Saturday
night before kids. Yeah, that's the nights we would go out. Yeah,
so makes sense. But so tonight you get Game two
that is in San Antonio. Can the Spurs even the series?
I think series is wrapped. Like I don't believe the
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Spurs can win the series. I believe that's just the Knicks,
much like I believe the Golden Knights for whatever reason,
our team of destiny and hockey, the way things have
gone for them. I think you've got team of destiny
Knicks the way things have gone for them as well.
The Danaus another side well, they had to come back
in Game one, they had to comeback against the Cavaliers
where they were down by like thirty in the fourth
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quartering came back, and one they're just meant to win it,
which I hate because I hate everything about their fan base.
Their fan base are obnoxious, the fans that made the
trip to San Antonio that they show on TV or obnoxious.
Been Stiller is obnoxious, and Timothy Shallome is obnoxious. I
hate them. I hate Stephen A. Smith who loves the
nixt the media. I hate Spike Lee, I hate them all.
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I hate the whole damn crew of people that like
the Knicks. Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson roots for the Lakers. Oh,
he is not a differcord. Sorry. Yes, and he didn't
even go to games anymore because he's old. Yeah that's now.
He's made me sad. I hope you're happy. I'm sorry too.
But that's Game two tonight, Game one of a series
with the Tiger and Mariners that's coming up tonight. As
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the Tigers have won three in a row. Oh, they're
on a street so if they keep it going. The
thing that's interesting about the three in a row, they've
won those they've mashed the ball, so who knows, maybe
they're coming around anyway. That is sports, and we have
got more rock and roll coming up on wheels.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
This is the Josh Nis Show on one whose six
point seven Dollz Detroit's wheels.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh and his show.
It is Josh and James today greeting's friends on this
Friday weekend is almost a bottle. It is now in
seventeen fifty two, on this day, it is the day
that Ben Franklin flew a kite in a storm to
show that lightning is a form of electricity. Wow, now again,
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who knows if that actually happened, Like, there's no way
of truly knowing if something that happened in seventeen fifty
two actually happened. What if they wrote it down, like
what if like they found in his diary and he
was like, dear diary, what then maybe said I flew
a kite with a key. It happened like three hundred
years and I proved the existence of electricity. I question
a lot of these things that we consider to be
factual now, like like that happened because so take that
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Tesla and take that Edison, Yeah, take it, shove it
up your ass. That's why I'm on a one hundred
dollars bill. Also, apparently Benjamin Franklin really into French prostitutes.
That was his whole thing. But anyway, so I bring
this up because when I lived in Philadelphia, I was
on the radio there, you know, doing a radio program.
I don't know if you'd believe this, but I was
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a more controversial person. By that, I mean people actually
listened and they didn't like me. Wow, Now no one
knows how I exist. You know, it's impossible to dislike
someone you don't know exists. And also, Pikes still don't
like you. It's like I knew I hated you before
I heard you. That's kind of what the audience is here.
But in Philly, like it's radio in Philly, it's kind
of like being on Riff. Everybody knew who the hell
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you were. They knew who Dave and Chuck were. It
was like that I was on the sports station. There
was this huge station there, and everybody in town knew
who you were. And you're on the cuver for the
newspaper and magazines and people either love you or they
hate you. Well, one person who hated me was the
local Ben Franklin impersonator. Come on, and the local Ben
Franklin impersonator would harass me on social media. So I
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get hate messages in like my Facebook, and the picture
that would pop up in the name was just Ben
Franklin and it was the legit Ben Franklin impersonator who
hated me. I can't believe you have beef with Ben Franklin.
Did a legitimate beef. I didn't have any issue with him.
He had issue with me. I look, I never said
anything bad. I probably started making fun of him once
(05:35):
he started like coming after me, and he like insults
you like in old timey ways, you know. Yeah, And
that's the thing is like, well, actually, like if you
talk to him in person, out has the face of
an ugly mule, and like that's the kind of stuff
you have to say in character in person. Being on
social media, you'd read messages and he was just vile.
Oh it was like modern day vibe. Okay. But yeah,
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so I had beef back in the day with Benjamin f.
And he was like the main Ben Franklin impersonator too,
Like he was the like the recognized like goat of
Ben Franklinka. He's like the guy if you haven't been
Franklinton party, this is the guy you're calling. I'll tell
you another person I had beef with in a similar thing.
Tem me. It's a Thomas Jefferson, a person no no.
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In Houston. I had beef with the King from the
rent Fair, the King for the rent Fair. Yeah. So
one day I was did you get in all you
guys bad list? So one day I was at the
radio station in Houston and I went in to take
a leak at the bathroom and occupying the two YearIn olds,
did you see upon the King's feet? The King was
taking a leak and right next to him was one
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of his little fellas that was holding his cape key.
So I made fun of this on the radio, and
then the King got wind of this. Well, can the
King cannot get urine on his cape? So I'm getting
ridiculed or I'm ridiculing the King on the air. I
then start getting blasted by the King on social media
about how terrible I am and about how bad my
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show is, and it's just it's hysterical because he did
respond in like vows stuff because he had to stay
in character on social media because on Twitter it was
just like Texas wren Fair King or something like that,
and this guy was just unloading on me on social media.
So I've had beef with the King of the ren
Fair in Texas and Ben Franklin, like the ultimate Ben
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Franklin impersonator. Holy cow, I've had them all beef with
so many historic figures. I do what I can. I'm
charming in that way, but there you go. All right.
So seventeen fifty two is when Ben Franklin said, hey,
lightning and is electricity? Deal with it. I'm smarter than you. Now,
bring on my French horse. What a historic day. It
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really is monumental. All that to just tell you that
Ben Franklin impersonator hated me in Philadelphia. All right, we
got more rock coming up. Call the Josh Innis Show
now at eight seven seven ninety eighty eight one O
six seven one.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
O six point seven WLLZ Detroit Wheels.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well of those six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Innis Show,
It's Josh and James. So I told you a little
while ago that I had beef with Ben Franklin when
I lived in Philadelphia. I had the Ben Franklin in persons.
Obviously he's in a personator. It's been Franklin, you know, yeah, clearly.
But the Ben Franklin impersonator and the Renaissance Fair King
in Texas are two people that I inadvertently had beef with.
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Have you ever had beef with any impersonators or anybody?
Not me personally, but past show that I was on, Yeah,
I got some beef. So here locally, once you start
going out about and you start going to the big
city events, we have a Tom Cruise and a Jack
Nicholson impersonators events. Yes, Now is it old Jack Nicholson
or like one Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest or like
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eighties court side at the Lakers Jack Nicholson, I would
say it's like nineties it does he wear the sunglasses?
The sunglasses like I would say, the Jack Nicholson from
that military movie where you can't handle the trip, so
like a few good men, hugo man men, Jack Nicholson.
And then like Tom Cruise from like nineties Tom Cruise, Okay,
and I mean from far away it looks like it's them, yeah,
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but up close you can tell her that it's not
these self important people. Do they think what they're doing matters?
I think so I've never actually spoken do you speak
to them like their Tom Cruise and Jack Nichols. I've
never I've never actually gone up to them to get
a photo. I just look at them and go, oh hey,
it goes fake Tom Cruise and fake Jack Nicholson again. Yeah,
they're always coming all of our beef with on No.
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I mean the show that I was always making fun
of them, and they I guess they got upset, but
they didn't go like, not to the extent where we're
being called names, or we're not being like quoted from
lines from movies as the bad guys or anything like
you got from the King of the Renaissance Fair, the
King of the rein Fair. But it is hysterical to
walk into a urinal and see just a little person
holding the case, oh yeah, dressed with like he had
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like a little bugle and stuff like do you do
you wipe them? The Majesty as well? I imagine he does,
but he held us cape. But everything it was I
thought it was a door, your majesty, A couple of dribbles.
Let me get that I'd like to wash the Royal penis.
They wash away, wash away. It's the Josh Ennis Show.
Welcome in and we are Detroit's Wheels Josh James The
(10:05):
Josh Ennis Show. So you've got Dylan Larkin requesting a trade,
which nobody seems to care about. They want to talk
about it, but it's not like it's people are just
angry or anything like, all right, screw you, Palell, You're
not that good. The team is stunk with you as
the captain. So I don't think most people are overly
concerned about that. Also saw a story that Schooble may
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not be traded as of right now. The Tigers are
not sellers. They win three games in a row and
all of a sudden they think they're winning the World Series.
We got that and a bunch more coming up in
sports after Pink Floyd on Wheels The Josh Ennis Show. Sports.
Did you see the guy the other night that ran
on the court at the Spurs next game? No, you
(10:49):
wasn't a streaker? Is the guy that tried to take
a selfie with Wimby? Oh it was nothing special. Then
they just take him off the court, but his ass
like they do this the guys in the soccer field,
but it would have been nice they imaginate had so
every time you see the like a sneaker, somebody run
out and on a soccer game, they just get pummeled
by security. Well, I bring him up because I thought
it was weird that they showed it all. Usually when
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someone runs on the court, they pan away, or somebody
runs on the field, they know their dogs to it
or anything. Even if they don't pull their dog out,
they just don't want to give them attention. This isn't like,
oh yeah, the fan causing a scuffle on the court.
The real knuckleheads out there, we're not gonna show it.
But then like they showed the whole thing with this guy.
I thought that was strange, Like they kept the camera
on him. He was trying to take a selvick. The
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guy was always smiling. It was a weird thing. If
I have it's like the son of one of the
producers of the broadcast or something. I also bring that
up because it's been brought to my attention that that
was with about seven or so minutes to go in
the game. And after that happened, the Spurs never rebounded
ah and and ended up under a hundred points, and
as we talked about yesterday, that killed my parlay. So
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maybe he's like the cooler, you know, like at the casino.
If you're you're doing good at black jack table and
they bring me in a guy to throw off the cards,
that's him. That's what he did to the Spurs. Yeah,
damn it. So anyway, but Game two of that series
is tonight in San Antonio as the Spurs look to
even it up. I don't think they're going to if
they make even the series tonight, but they're not gonna
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win the series. The Knicks are gonna win that series.
They are destined to win it. Dan Housen says, so
everyone says. So they're just they're just destined to do it.
You don't mess with Dan House. And I hate that
because I dislike the Knicks, as we've discussed, and I
hate everything about them, and I hate the fans, and
I hate that everybody talks about the Knicks like their
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NBA royalty when they don't win anything. I hate them.
But they're probably going to win that series. You've got
baseball tonight. We have got the Mariners in town to
take on the Tigers, who look to make it four
count them four wins in a row. Can you dig it?
Suck them? This is we were up against in the playoffs. Yeah,
so bring that on. Bring it on. And that friend
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is sports and this friends is three days grace. How
about that? You like a little three days grace? No,
I do. Here in Detroit's wheels, josh inna show what
is this tale of cheese you have? Or what is
what is it? She just said, I want to talk
about cheese. Well, we missed a very important day. Yesterday
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was National Cheese Day. Oh, very important day. Yes, cheese
is a big thing. I eat a lot of I
don't I think you're not a big cheese I don't
like cheeses that are yellow. No yellow cheese. So I
do not like American cheese. If there's melted American cheese
on a burger or anything like that, I will not
touch it. Cheese is like. But here's what's tough. When
you go to a place in order just a plain hamburger,
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which I do a lot of the time, and then
I dip it and ketchup because I'm a child. That's
like the extint of it. Okay, But if I get
home and like Burger King left cheese on the burger,
even though I specifically said no cheese. At least back
in the day, I was known to throw that burger
against the wall and just lose my mind in a
fit of rage. Now it's tough to screw it up
because it's all on an app. No, that actually goes
to a drive through an order things. Everybody orders things
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on an app, so it's got to be, you know,
done the way you want.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I also know why you've lost all your security deposits
and all your past departments, correct, because I throw cheese.
What are these burger stains on the wall? Is that
a Is that a plane whopper that somebody left cheese on?
What is this? It stayed right there on the wall. Yes,
that's what I've been known to do. I lose my
because it bothers me. If you tell someone a thousand times,
don't put cheese. I understand that it's ridiculous to a
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lot of people to not want cheese on a hamburger,
to order a Plaine hamburger to me, but I do.
That could be opera, it could be lactose intolerant. It
makes sense to say, that's why, like you know, fancy
burger places or trendy burger places aren't for me because
I just eat plain hamburgers. Or I've been known to
get a breakfast burger like with like the ketchup and
eggs and bad and stuff, no change to hold it
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all together. But I've done that. I've gotten like taco hamburgers,
like where you know they season the meat and tie.
Yeah like that. I've done all that kind of stuff.
But generally speaking, I'm just playing hamburger. I've had some
exotic ones like peanut butter and jelly hamburger. How is
that I haven't been I haven't had the balls to
try peanut butter. I mean it's pretty good, Like I'll
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try weird things like that, but I won't try cheese cheese.
So yesterday was Cheese Day, National Cheese Day. Yeah, so
Americans eat more cheese than ever. And I just wanted
to say, do you want to go over like the
top ten cheeses in America? Well, I would imagine that
number one has to be American cheese. Incorrect, it's actually
number nine. Really, it's all the way down Somber nine
is American. I do like white cheeses, though, so I
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like mozzarella and I like provolone. Okay, both great cheeses.
And actually mozzarella is the number one cheese in America,
but that really doesn't count because all mozzarella is on pizza,
so string cheese it's pizza. What else would we do
with with mozzarella cheese? Well besides peel the little stringy
little bits and lunches, unless it's only me because I
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have kids, But I don't do that all the time. Dogloves
those things. So breaking it down. Number ten Colby Jack
Minery Jack. Don't like the yellow cheese. You know you
don't like Number nine American brick cheese. But isn't brick
cheese just like American American cheese. I don't like it
blue cheese, which don't like that at all, stinky, but
I love it sometimes monster cheese. That's a white cheese.
(16:16):
I guess I should be more specific. I don't like
cheese just because it's white. White doesn't make it right.
I got happen The only cheese is I like happened
to be white cheeses? Well maybe the monster. You know
everything about this conversation if you eliminate cheese and put
in people. Sounds really the way you feel about people,
the same way you feel about most cheeses. It sounds terrible.
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But then after Monster, they had like Hispanic cheese, a
case of Fresco, you know case. No, that's the I
like the crumbly cheese. Is that what? That is the stuff?
I it's good And to me, like, I think that's
like a like a Mexican like Monster. I thought, so good.
That's good on tacos. Number four is Swiss, which I'm
surprised is that high because when I was in Philadelphia
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there was a guy that got arrested for masturbating with
Swiss cheese. He was a big story. They couldn't find
him forever. He was the Swiss cheese masturbator. Is it
because the holes in the cheese like a Swiss has
like like a flesh line? I guess so, but it
was a big story. Each of their own Number three
cream cheese, No, that's number two Cheddar. Nope, you don't
do the Cheddar. Number one mozzerrella. Although I like macaroni,
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it's fascinating. I'll eat macaroni and cheese. But if you
just gave me a piece of Cheddar cheese, I wouldn't
eat it. Okay, do you eat macaroni that's not the
Blue box. Yeah, I'll eat like, you know, homemade macaroni
from People will break crumbs on it and stuff. But
mostly I like the blue box. And I like the
blue box after it's been sitting out a while and
it's kind of tightened up a little bit. I don't
like loose macaroni, if that makes sense. Is your favorite cheese?
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My favorite cheese probably monster or Provolone provolon because it's
like it's like tamu mozzarella. It is, and you can
mix the two of them together on like a chicken
parm and have yourself apart, and like you can get
like like a nice smoked provolone. Oh I love melted
mozzarella cheese that matter if it's on a pizza or not.
Just just throw it in the microwave and like get
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a melty then eat it. Yeah. Anyway, Happy belated National
Cheese Day, Uzzy that is I don't know. It was
on this day back in nineteen eighty one that the
first aid's case was reported.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Santa Claus has got the aids this year, and he
won't be around to spread his Christmas cheer.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I only bring this up so I could play this
It's It's AIDS Christmas in June. He's most like the
AIDS virus. This song is never gone. I found an
excuse to play it. We need a flat so we
could play the tiny tin song. Yeah, I did enjoy
his breakdown. Every time we do this, I play his
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breakdown of how he didn't realize that AIDS was all
that bad because a lot of people didn't. In his defense,
they didn't realize AIDS was that terrible.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
However, before I sing this song, I want to sing
the other song I wroteineteen eighty four, AIDS was known.
It was a minor word, a small word in print.
The only thing known about AIDS was the candy bar
spelled ayds little candies that helps you reduce. This is
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this song I repeat was written way before the calamity
of AIDS, way before Rock Hudson's problems may rect The
piece I live a roches early nineteen eighty or eighty one.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
It was not made to make fun of anyone.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Sam's the Claus has got the AIDS this year.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It's kind of even people would make fun of the
rona and obviously like the rona was not aids, but
like early on it was kind of like, hey, the
row he's got the COVID. Yeah, like the NBA play
that touched on the mic. Yeah, oh what's his name?
That the big tall dude from the Jazz I hate?
I hate that guy. I can't How am I not remembering?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
How you say?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
It was like the two time Defensive Player of the Year,
that French dude. How am I drona blank on this guy?
I hate him? But yeah, he touched the microphone. Everybody's like,
ha ha, Now you've got the rona and like the
next day of the country goes into lockdown. Well that
I told you. I hosted a show the night before everything,
the night Basketball shut Down. I was doing a radio
show on CBS Sports Radio that was kind of an
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audition because I didn't have a job and I'm doing this,
and I asked my agent at the time, do you
have a doctor I could have on to talk about this,
And she's like, let me find someone. I get this
guy on. This guy downplays everything about this. He's like, yeah,
you know, it's not really that big a deal. It's
basically just you know, it's common cold blah blah blah.
That's not going to be that big of a deal,
nothing to worry about. I asked my agent who this
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guy was. She goes, oh, there was my kid's pediatrician.
I couldn't find anybody else. I had this pediatrician on
to break down this thing that became this global, widespread
pandemic that shut down the whole world for months and
months and years even. And I'm talking to this pediatrician
who's you know, used to like giving kids a lollipop
and saying, hey, hey, there you go. And I'm over
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here like, ah, yeah, it's nothing, guys. And then as
I'm saying this, the NBA is shutting down. Simultaneously, as
I'm on the air talking to the pediatrician, the NBA goes,
We're done, guys, it's over here. Nothing to see, it's
all over. Wonder why that job never took off? Well, no,
I think, you know, don't be a dick, James funny.
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I didn't realize. It's still sore. Wounds, everything's sore. All
the wounds are sore always. I don't get opal things.
Looking at some of the text messages that are coming in,
you can text text the word Josh in your message
to five one eight eight one. A lot of people
have cheese thoughts on this, really the day after National
Cheese Day. Most are just appalled by the idea that
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I don't eat cheese. That is yellow. I thought someone
going to complain of the over party for Natural Cheese Day,
you know, the stuck on the can. They're constipated is
I'm backed up? No, but nobody said that. But hello, Trevor,
thank you for texting. He's a wine doed and it's
just appalled today. Try the fact that he's a day.
He's like, screw you, idiot, goodbye Queer Detroit's wheels. I
(21:58):
am Josh. You brought it to my attention, and it's
a good point. Yeah, we were talking about that. You know,
this day in history type of story where the first
aid's case is revealed to the world. Yeah, like in
nineteen eighty one we played Santa Claus has Got the Aids.
You asked, does that make us the first station to
play Christmas music this year? And I think it does
take that.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Everyone else the clause has got the aids this year.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Shove it, Jay Towers, he won't be around. Remind you
of this day when we hit Christmas time and you
playing it first, say no, yeah, will you flip your
little switch at the furniture store. Remember who did it
on June fifth? Yeah, we did it, Meltdown, he won't
be no want all the papers to write about this,
(22:46):
and all the radio trains, yeah, Metro Times, Metro Times,
the news, all the local stations, all the people write
about radio stuff. Yeah, you basement bloggers. You know who
did it first? Rate yet Buzzboard who played Christmas Kids
at first? The Buzzboards still around, thanks so deep have
adventured there a lot that just remember that that we
(23:09):
did it first, have got the best of it. So
there the Nurses song looks sad. Get some sort of
certificate of authentic authenticity that says we were the first.
We can probably we can hold up then, So that way,
like when le Jay and the Meltdowns and all the
(23:29):
other Christmas fanatics try to claim they were the first,
we had some sort of legal, legal, legal status, we
can go against them. You know who's gonna claim otherwise?
You know, like, who's gonna who's gonna say we didn't
do it first? If we produce our own certificate of authenticity,
are they gonna authenticate our certificate of authenticity. No, thank you.
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All right, so you're welcome. We are your Christmas music
in June Station Detroit Sweels. All right, good Aerrowsmith. Look,
we're looking for anything. We're grasping here. We're just grasping
its drunk. What can we do? Throw it against the wall,
See it sticks, Maybe it will. Maybe we should just
(24:10):
play Christmas music. Will be here, Christmas music in July. Stagey,
that's what we should be. We are in Detroit's wheels. Hello.
Here's a story. There is a type of hot sauce
that's called the General's Hot Sauce, and it comes in
a little glass bottle that shaped like a grenade. Oh
that's fun. It is. Well, somebody tried to carry this
through TSA Oh not so fun. Yeah, and things did
(24:34):
not go well for this person. They were like confiscated.
So now it probably looked like a grenade. I was
gonna says, because it looked like a bombers because there's
too much hot sauce in it, it's more than three ounces. Well,
I think whenever you put it through the little X ray,
I bet it looked suspicious like that kind of looks
like a grenade, I would imagine, is what happened to
this person? It was a TikToker did that. Well, the
(24:56):
tiktoko probably did it on purpose. Probably, yeah, no doubt.
Now speak of TSA. I learned this the other day
when I was flying a couple of weeks ago, that
you don't have to take off your shoes anymore to
get on a plane. Oh they got rid of that,
they did. Oh yeah, I think they still make you
take off your belt, which seems odd, like take off
your belt but leave on your shoes. Oh, it's very weird,
(25:18):
Like the rules are strange for what you're allowed to
do at TSA or you know what counts, so it
doesn't count, maybe because you were in Texas and they
have all those big built publes here too. Like that's
why I don't understand people that wear belts to go
to the airport. You should always wear drawstring pants of
some sort, so you don't have to take off a belt.
Now you don't have to take off shoes, but you
do have to take off boots, like somehow they think
(25:40):
boots could be holding something, but your shoes kto boots. Yeah,
it used to be that there was only the old
people that didn't have to, you know, go through the
whole process. But now you don't have to take off
your shoes, you got to take your laptop out. You
still have to take the laptop out, but I mean
they've kind of streamlined it a little bit. It's not bad.
The TSA process isn't bad. Nowis now mac Namara, I'm
(26:03):
sure is a little bit more busy, but the Evans
terminal over at the airport, which is mostly just southwest,
that's easy. Like I mean, you're in and out, bang bang,
and it's pretty good. Now. Speaking of TSA, do you
remember when we first started working together, you gave me
some a little tube that, yeah, I do too, I
give you a dub. It occurred to me that I
never took that out of my backpack because I don't, like,
(26:26):
I just never smoke anything. So I'm cleaning out my
backpack after I did some traveling, and I realized that
there was just weed and alcohol in my backpack. Wow,
look at you, and I'm like, boy, like you not
even a TikToker. I know, Like, what would have happened, Like,
I don't know if they would have found that in
my bag, what would have happened when I've gone to
jail with you. I mean, I think you probably could
have obtained me. I want to say, they probably would
(26:48):
have just made you throw it away and let you
get on the plane.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Here.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
So I can't like arrest you for having something that
is legal. It's not federal legal, like that's where, So
it can't be shocking if someone's got weed in a
place that weed is legal, you know what I'm saying.
I can see why at an airport they'd be like,
you can't have that on a plane. Like I understand
that it was an accident that happened to my buddy once.
So my buddy used his the same bag that he
(27:13):
used to go on hunting trips to get on planes,
and there he had shotgun bullets in his bag, and
they like basically like they put him to the ground.
They're like, what is that travel? And I don't travel
with a lot of stuff, so I didn't just bring
a backpack. So it didn't occur to me that there
was so much in my backpack that was kind of unseamles,
like I had, like it was a couple of mini
(27:35):
bottles of fireball and weed. And I don't smoke weed,
nor do I shoot fire. They're like, this guy's going
to Texas. He's been a party, having a party. This
guy rules. They just dap me up. I was like,
why did you give me DAPs? But you're going down?
Wink wink you know why? You know why? Well, that's funny.
So you still have that dubie. Uh it's at home. Sorry,
(27:58):
I'll bring it back to you. I can't, and I'll
return your dubage. I appreciate the kind gesture though. That
was very nice. I'm glad to know what happened to it.
I was always like, I know he doesn't smoke, but
I wonder if he tried it. No it maybe maybe
he traded it for like a six pack or something.
I cleaned out my backpack the other day. There's stuff
in there that's like seven eight years old, like old
stories that I printed out. I mean, it's just junk,
(28:20):
old bumper stickers from radio stations from like the eighties.
I have nothing but junk in my backpack and your
weed and some fireball. Okay, so who knows. So it's
like a party bag. It knows a fine time, but
party bag, we're going You're going down to Texas to
park it or not. This is the Josh in his
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show one of six point seven w LZ doesn't but
a good time that is poison. You know something that
you get to yesterday is that Bret Michael's daughter is
doing feet photos. Yes, she's I guess selling her toesers
for people to consume, to consume the toesy, the tutsi's online.
(29:00):
It makes it cash. That is something I don't understand.
Like this story came out yesterday about how his daughter
what's his daughter's name, Blair Blair? Is it Blair Michaels Blair,
Well Blair Rain? Where'd you get Blair Blair is a
fat girl's name? But lest anyone think I truly believe that,
(29:21):
by the way, that is from uh, the the the
the Breakfast Club film. Ah So, But anyway, point being
in all of this is Rain Blair. I can see
where you confuse the two. But Rain Michaels Blair felt
like a weird name for like a younger person, doesn't
it Like Blair just doesn't feel like it's not old
enough to be used in like an ironic hipster way,
(29:44):
like Blanche. Like I'm sure there's a lot of blanches.
But that's like ironic and hipster enough, you know. But anyway,
so his daughter is rain Michaels. I tell you right
now too, like I'd like to see a heck of
a lot more than district tutsies. I think you would.
She's very good looking. Now is this on only fans?
Where do you sell your toutsis foot finder? There's a
(30:04):
whole website dedicated feet finder dot com feet find her.
And he's all in. He's like, he's fully supports her,
posting content upon himself. I'm tired of having to give
her money. Yeah, if I told my dad, you know,
when I was in my twenties, like, hey, I'm going
to be selling my toesies on the internet, he's good.
I don't have to pay for your car anymore, so
(30:25):
that would probably be it. But I just I don't
understand the appeal, Like I'm not against feet like a
nice I don't want to do anything with your feet.
I don't want to suckle on your toesals or anything
like that. I'm not into that. So, like, I don't
understand the idea of paying a whole bunch of cash
to look at someone's feet. Is there like an estimate
of how much cash she could make, or she had
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a business plan here with estimated earnings. The big story
is just that Brett Michaels is okay with her posting
content on a fetter such that's you know, that's what
I want. I mean, at least you know, and this
guy's done weird. They've all I'm I mean, these guys
were out in the eighties and of weird things, right, Like,
as far as this guy's been with a lot of groupies,
his daughters could be doing a lot worse than showing
(31:07):
their toes. But look, I just don't get it. Yeah,
I don't. I don't get it either, Like I'm not
spending money to crank hog looking at your feet. That's
just something that that like I understand the idea of
like people having different fetishes. Like you see the categories
on the Hub all the time about one that happened
(31:27):
that people do stuff with ladies hair. Oh yeah, they're
dudes that are really into like lady hair being used
for like gratify like the pleasure and all that stuff.
Like you see that, Like they're I mean, and that's
not even the weirdest off it. I mean, you got
the sets with the you know with like tentacles and
cartoons and hen tie and like there's a bunch of
stuff people are into. And look, I'm not gonna king
(31:49):
shame you. Whatever you're into, you're into. We're all into,
you know, weird things in some way or another. But
it's just I don't get the feet, Like I don't
get why you'd pay money to look at someone's feet,
and like do they speak filthy about the feet? Are
the feet dirty feet? Like some people there's a whole
subgenre of people that like dirty. All that stuffmight cost
extra because I know some people get off and watching
(32:10):
you put your feet in like mashed potatoes or putting
your feet and pudase send me something like that's kind
of out of the ordinary, Like why is your feet
in a vat of potatoes? At least you have like
an activity to do. Otherwise I don't know, like what
am I doing? Like here'ss looking at? Are these videos
are just still photos? Could be a matter of you
are they all? Now? Are are other parts of your
body included in the feet shot? Like an upward shot
(32:32):
of your feet? But then you also like oops, is
that some beees? I don't know you see my pan
because at some point you're gonna have to do that.
It can't just be pictures of feet. There's gotta be underpants,
a Brasier somewhere in there. It would have to be,
I would imagine to get anybody excited. I mean, she's
got a lot of those pictures on her Instagram too,
Not of her feet. No, you're paying for those. No,
you get the boobs for free. It's the feet you
(32:54):
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Detroit's Wheels Earlier, we were talking about how Brett Michael's
daughter is going to be uh doing feet stuff on
the internet, and we were trying to figure out why
people find fit stuff, like what what is it about? Right?
(34:47):
What is sexy about feet that gets you? Randy? Right,
I'll bust it up. Yeah, well, but obviously these will
not be these will be well manicured feet, seas they're
not my feet. Well yeah, I mean she's not probably
working this heart. Is that the Shack's feet? Yeah? You
imagine time you seen shacks feet? Google it? Oh right,
now do you want to stuff? Google sha How much
(35:09):
is it gonna cost me to see shacks? Nope, it's free.
He has enough money. He doesn't need to charge you.
He sells you disgusting pizza to make up for it.
Let's see here. Always wrong with his toes? Yeah, that's
what I'm telling you. Did he is he missing? No,
it's all like bent, Dan, It's like his foot's like
a club. It's all just because he's huge and all,
(35:30):
I mean, because he couldn't find shoes that would fit him.
They're all too small. Well, I don't know, I don't
know the answer, but I'm fairly certain he can't find
shoes that fit him. He is he probably clean up
on the same site. He has his daughter, he has
his own college. He would do better. I know it's gross,
isn't it. Oh my god? Yeah, imagine him, like you
(35:52):
know the blue doesn't help either. Yeah, it's gross. But
see now I want you to look at the opposite
of that, which will be Brett Michael's daughter's eight And like,
I got a text. For whatever reason, I'm getting texts
about people's you know, being into tozies. This person says,
I don't necessarily like the feet as much as I
like the foot in high heels. Okay, you guys like
(36:13):
high heels looks even though she started as something a
butcher would wear. Really, yeah, I know that the butchers
would wear it, not stepping all the blood from animal
was at this lottery. Didn't know that some people are
just really in Like I got this text message here.
This is from Glenn. Hello Glenn. He is out in Rochester.
He says, I just like women's feet when they're soft.
(36:36):
He's like a soft, beautiful woman's foot. But can you
see that softness in photos? I saw what you just
saw with Shack's feet. That's nothing about that set of
soft So I imagine you can see soft a nightmare.
Yeah it's frightening. But yeah, So there are people that
are into footste I'm not judging you if you are,
(36:56):
and I'm aware that there's a culture of people that
are really into footstuff. But it's like, so this I
just I don't I don't get it because I don't
see what's attractive, Like it's like sexually to the point
that you would spend money to buy again because like
the standard of beauty now, like a woman, you're usually
looking for like a you know, big butt, big boobs,
you know, what are you looking for in a foot? Yeah?
I don't know, but I guess. I guess you can't
(37:20):
explain what turns on ankle boom. I don't know. Some
people really like teeth, Like are really turned on just
by teeth, you know, but like usually they're fake, like
not dentures, but you know, like veneers type teeth, Like
I love Hillary Duff's fake teeth. I don't know why.
I just enjoy them very much like you enjoyed just
looking at them, or do you like, oh man, I
don't really want to kiss those like I want to
(37:42):
lick her teeth. Oh wow, is that weird? I guess.
I mean to me, it feels like it is, but
it's probably normal. Well let's just forget I said that
then and play rock and roll. Okay, I'm not weird.
I'm not an animal lightning crashes. So back to the
stuff about teeth and Hillary Duf's teeth. Okay, because I'm
getting text messages now that it's weird that I'm turning
(38:03):
out weird. Yeah, I mean, first of all, I'm fairly
certain her teeth are veneers. I don't think those are
her real teeth. Can you look that up? See does
Hillary Duff have veneers? There's no way that's Hillary Duvet's.
There's celebrities. No celebrities have real teeth, so it has
to be veneers if they're like created in a lab somewhere.
It's not weird to want to lick the teeth because
not even someone's teeth, not even really part of your body.
They're not your teeth, So there's nothing strange about that.
(38:26):
I don't know. I just really like nice teeth like that,
Like I find like just big beautiful chompers. Yes, Hillary
Duff wears dental veneers. Which are a form of cosmitican hands.
Let's see, that's not even really her teeth. That's not
even weird. She can't even be offended by it. But
isn't it weirder that you want to you want to
lick fake teeth? No, how do you feel about this?
Wax lips? As a kid? You know what, I can
(38:49):
taste those. Now that you mentioned that I can taste this.
This is where this is where the stems from. It's
the origin of my weirdness. Well, then, what is a
weird thing you have? Like people are in defeat? I
like teeth, any thing that you're into. I mean, I'm
oti boat of butt, But that's not weird. I don't
think that's that's that's not abnormal for a dude to,
(39:09):
you know, be into some ass. I don't think that's abnormal.
But I think it's abnormal to be like, you know what,
I find super hot teeth or feet, even though it's
normal to be like, I think it's really hot to
like stick my fingers in your ear. Yeah like that,
not like like butts. Yeah, like I'm sorry, I like
like the mot but nothing too weird. You know. Look,
(39:31):
I'm a little kinky in this way, but like, I'm
really into boobies. I don't know what to tell you two. Look,
I love it. I don't know what to tell you, bro,
I'm broken in that way, broken, whether it's on the
butt or the breast. I'm a voteroter. I don't know
what to tell you. No, it's got to be something strange. Sorry,
I'm not into licking teeth. Like I told you that.
The dude in Philly when I was there, the Swiss
(39:52):
Cheese masturbator. He would drive around town just pleasure in himself,
cranking hog with Swiss cheese, and it became this huge stories,
pictures in the paper. It's like a sexual snack. What
does he do with the cheese when it's done? That's
the snack bart He has nachos.
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Oh right, let's see here, kiddos. Tonight we have gotten
game two of the NBA Finals. The next are up
(00:29):
one game to mil after they rallied to beat the Spurs,
and the Spurs didn't get to one hundred. Thus my
bet didn't hit last night, and I are two nights
to go. Whatever night that game was, what was it Thursday? Wednesday?
I've confused the days. Now. It's weird that there's an
NBA Finals game on Friday. I think that's why I
find this so weird, Like Friday is such a TV
(00:52):
night for a lot of things, but it's not a Saturday.
So that's what's tough about starting the Finals on a Wednesday,
is you got Friday and Saturday, which traditionally are not
good TV nights. So they want to play games on
Sundays ideally and in the of the week, Yes, Sunday
is a much better TV night than Saturday night. Saturday
night's the worst night. Friday Night's not great either. That's
(01:15):
why TGIF came to be on Friday nights, because Friday
nights are not a good adult television watching night. So
TGIF was born of that, because hey, kids will be
watching TV on a Friday night, and as you got
Full House and Step by Step maybe perfect. Strangely for
me personally, Friday and Saturday nights are the two nights
I know for sure I can stay Abi lait to
(01:35):
watch whatever. Well, they assume that people will be out
and I guess data backs that up, that people will
be out and about and everything else on a Saturday
night before kids. Yeah, that's the nights we would go out. Yeah,
so makes sense. But so tonight you get Game two
that is in San Antonio. Can the Spurs even the series?
I think series is wrapped. Like I don't believe the
(01:56):
Spurs can win the series. I believe that's just the Knicks,
much like I believe the Golden Knights for whatever reason,
our team of destiny and hockey, the way things have
gone for them. I think you've got team of destiny
Knicks the way things have gone for them as well.
The Danaus another side well, they had to come back
in Game one, they had to comeback against the Cavaliers
where they were down by like thirty in the fourth
(02:18):
quartering came back, and one they're just meant to win it,
which I hate because I hate everything about their fan base.
Their fan base are obnoxious, the fans that made the
trip to San Antonio that they show on TV or obnoxious.
Been Stiller is obnoxious, and Timothy Shallome is obnoxious. I
hate them. I hate Stephen A. Smith who loves the
nixt the media. I hate Spike Lee, I hate them all.
(02:40):
I hate the whole damn crew of people that like
the Knicks. Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson roots for the Lakers. Oh,
he is not a differcord. Sorry. Yes, and he didn't
even go to games anymore because he's old. Yeah that's now.
He's made me sad. I hope you're happy. I'm sorry too.
But that's Game two tonight, Game one of a series
with the Tiger and Mariners that's coming up tonight. As
(03:03):
the Tigers have won three in a row. Oh, they're
on a street so if they keep it going. The
thing that's interesting about the three in a row, they've
won those they've mashed the ball, so who knows, maybe
they're coming around anyway. That is sports, and we have
got more rock and roll coming up on wheels.
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Well, six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh and his show.
It is Josh and James today greeting's friends on this
Friday weekend is almost a bottle. It is now in
seventeen fifty two, on this day, it is the day
that Ben Franklin flew a kite in a storm to
show that lightning is a form of electricity. Wow, now again,
(03:48):
who knows if that actually happened, Like, there's no way
of truly knowing if something that happened in seventeen fifty
two actually happened. What if they wrote it down, like
what if like they found in his diary and he
was like, dear diary, what then maybe said I flew
a kite with a key. It happened like three hundred
years and I proved the existence of electricity. I question
a lot of these things that we consider to be
factual now, like like that happened because so take that
(04:10):
Tesla and take that Edison, Yeah, take it, shove it
up your ass. That's why I'm on a one hundred
dollars bill. Also, apparently Benjamin Franklin really into French prostitutes.
That was his whole thing. But anyway, so I bring
this up because when I lived in Philadelphia, I was
on the radio there, you know, doing a radio program.
I don't know if you'd believe this, but I was
(04:31):
a more controversial person. By that, I mean people actually
listened and they didn't like me. Wow, Now no one
knows how I exist. You know, it's impossible to dislike
someone you don't know exists. And also, Pikes still don't
like you. It's like I knew I hated you before
I heard you. That's kind of what the audience is here.
But in Philly, like it's radio in Philly, it's kind
of like being on Riff. Everybody knew who the hell
(04:52):
you were. They knew who Dave and Chuck were. It
was like that I was on the sports station. There
was this huge station there, and everybody in town knew
who you were. And you're on the cuver for the
newspaper and magazines and people either love you or they
hate you. Well, one person who hated me was the
local Ben Franklin impersonator. Come on, and the local Ben
Franklin impersonator would harass me on social media. So I
(05:14):
get hate messages in like my Facebook, and the picture
that would pop up in the name was just Ben
Franklin and it was the legit Ben Franklin impersonator who
hated me. I can't believe you have beef with Ben Franklin.
Did a legitimate beef. I didn't have any issue with him.
He had issue with me. I look, I never said
anything bad. I probably started making fun of him once
(05:35):
he started like coming after me, and he like insults
you like in old timey ways, you know. Yeah, And
that's the thing is like, well, actually, like if you
talk to him in person, out has the face of
an ugly mule, and like that's the kind of stuff
you have to say in character in person. Being on
social media, you'd read messages and he was just vile.
Oh it was like modern day vibe. Okay. But yeah,
(05:57):
so I had beef back in the day with Benjamin f.
And he was like the main Ben Franklin impersonator too,
Like he was the like the recognized like goat of
Ben Franklinka. He's like the guy if you haven't been
Franklinton party, this is the guy you're calling. I'll tell
you another person I had beef with in a similar thing.
Tem me. It's a Thomas Jefferson, a person no no.
(06:17):
In Houston. I had beef with the King from the
rent Fair, the King for the rent Fair. Yeah. So
one day I was did you get in all you
guys bad list? So one day I was at the
radio station in Houston and I went in to take
a leak at the bathroom and occupying the two YearIn olds,
did you see upon the King's feet? The King was
taking a leak and right next to him was one
(06:37):
of his little fellas that was holding his cape key.
So I made fun of this on the radio, and
then the King got wind of this. Well, can the
King cannot get urine on his cape? So I'm getting
ridiculed or I'm ridiculing the King on the air. I
then start getting blasted by the King on social media
about how terrible I am and about how bad my
(06:58):
show is, and it's just it's hysterical because he did
respond in like vows stuff because he had to stay
in character on social media because on Twitter it was
just like Texas wren Fair King or something like that,
and this guy was just unloading on me on social media.
So I've had beef with the King of the ren
Fair in Texas and Ben Franklin, like the ultimate Ben
(07:18):
Franklin impersonator. Holy cow, I've had them all beef with
so many historic figures. I do what I can. I'm
charming in that way, but there you go. All right.
So seventeen fifty two is when Ben Franklin said, hey,
lightning and is electricity? Deal with it. I'm smarter than you. Now,
bring on my French horse. What a historic day. It
(07:39):
really is monumental. All that to just tell you that
Ben Franklin impersonator hated me in Philadelphia. All right, we
got more rock coming up. Call the Josh Innis Show
now at eight seven seven ninety eighty eight one O
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Well of those six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Innis Show,
It's Josh and James. So I told you a little
while ago that I had beef with Ben Franklin when
I lived in Philadelphia. I had the Ben Franklin in persons.
Obviously he's in a personator. It's been Franklin, you know, yeah, clearly.
But the Ben Franklin impersonator and the Renaissance Fair King
in Texas are two people that I inadvertently had beef with.
(08:18):
Have you ever had beef with any impersonators or anybody?
Not me personally, but past show that I was on, Yeah,
I got some beef. So here locally, once you start
going out about and you start going to the big
city events, we have a Tom Cruise and a Jack
Nicholson impersonators events. Yes, Now is it old Jack Nicholson
or like one Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest or like
(08:39):
eighties court side at the Lakers Jack Nicholson, I would
say it's like nineties it does he wear the sunglasses?
The sunglasses like I would say, the Jack Nicholson from
that military movie where you can't handle the trip, so
like a few good men, hugo man men, Jack Nicholson.
And then like Tom Cruise from like nineties Tom Cruise, Okay,
and I mean from far away it looks like it's them, yeah,
(09:02):
but up close you can tell her that it's not
these self important people. Do they think what they're doing matters?
I think so I've never actually spoken do you speak
to them like their Tom Cruise and Jack Nichols. I've
never I've never actually gone up to them to get
a photo. I just look at them and go, oh hey,
it goes fake Tom Cruise and fake Jack Nicholson again. Yeah,
they're always coming all of our beef with on No.
(09:23):
I mean the show that I was always making fun
of them, and they I guess they got upset, but
they didn't go like, not to the extent where we're
being called names, or we're not being like quoted from
lines from movies as the bad guys or anything like
you got from the King of the Renaissance Fair, the
King of the rein Fair. But it is hysterical to
walk into a urinal and see just a little person
holding the case, oh yeah, dressed with like he had
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like a little bugle and stuff like do you do
you wipe them? The Majesty as well? I imagine he does,
but he held us cape. But everything it was I
thought it was a door, your majesty, A couple of dribbles.
Let me get that I'd like to wash the Royal penis.
They wash away, wash away. It's the Josh Ennis Show.
Welcome in and we are Detroit's Wheels Josh James The
(10:05):
Josh Ennis Show. So you've got Dylan Larkin requesting a trade,
which nobody seems to care about. They want to talk
about it, but it's not like it's people are just
angry or anything like, all right, screw you, Palell, You're
not that good. The team is stunk with you as
the captain. So I don't think most people are overly
concerned about that. Also saw a story that Schooble may
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not be traded as of right now. The Tigers are
not sellers. They win three games in a row and
all of a sudden they think they're winning the World Series.
We got that and a bunch more coming up in
sports after Pink Floyd on Wheels The Josh Ennis Show. Sports.
Did you see the guy the other night that ran
on the court at the Spurs next game? No, you
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wasn't a streaker? Is the guy that tried to take
a selfie with Wimby? Oh it was nothing special. Then
they just take him off the court, but his ass
like they do this the guys in the soccer field,
but it would have been nice they imaginate had so
every time you see the like a sneaker, somebody run
out and on a soccer game, they just get pummeled
by security. Well, I bring him up because I thought
it was weird that they showed it all. Usually when
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someone runs on the court, they pan away, or somebody
runs on the field, they know their dogs to it
or anything. Even if they don't pull their dog out,
they just don't want to give them attention. This isn't like,
oh yeah, the fan causing a scuffle on the court.
The real knuckleheads out there, we're not gonna show it.
But then like they showed the whole thing with this guy.
I thought that was strange, Like they kept the camera
on him. He was trying to take a selvick. The
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guy was always smiling. It was a weird thing. If
I have it's like the son of one of the
producers of the broadcast or something. I also bring that
up because it's been brought to my attention that that
was with about seven or so minutes to go in
the game. And after that happened, the Spurs never rebounded
ah and and ended up under a hundred points, and
as we talked about yesterday, that killed my parlay. So
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maybe he's like the cooler, you know, like at the casino.
If you're you're doing good at black jack table and
they bring me in a guy to throw off the cards,
that's him. That's what he did to the Spurs. Yeah,
damn it. So anyway, but Game two of that series
is tonight in San Antonio as the Spurs look to
even it up. I don't think they're going to if
they make even the series tonight, but they're not gonna
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win the series. The Knicks are gonna win that series.
They are destined to win it. Dan Housen says, so
everyone says. So they're just they're just destined to do it.
You don't mess with Dan House. And I hate that
because I dislike the Knicks, as we've discussed, and I
hate everything about them, and I hate the fans, and
I hate that everybody talks about the Knicks like their
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NBA royalty when they don't win anything. I hate them.
But they're probably going to win that series. You've got
baseball tonight. We have got the Mariners in town to
take on the Tigers, who look to make it four
count them four wins in a row. Can you dig it?
Suck them? This is we were up against in the playoffs. Yeah,
so bring that on. Bring it on. And that friend
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is sports and this friends is three days grace. How
about that? You like a little three days grace? No,
I do. Here in Detroit's wheels, josh inna show what
is this tale of cheese you have? Or what is
what is it? She just said, I want to talk
about cheese. Well, we missed a very important day. Yesterday
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was National Cheese Day. Oh, very important day. Yes, cheese
is a big thing. I eat a lot of I
don't I think you're not a big cheese I don't
like cheeses that are yellow. No yellow cheese. So I
do not like American cheese. If there's melted American cheese
on a burger or anything like that, I will not
touch it. Cheese is like. But here's what's tough. When
you go to a place in order just a plain hamburger,
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which I do a lot of the time, and then
I dip it and ketchup because I'm a child. That's
like the extint of it. Okay, But if I get
home and like Burger King left cheese on the burger,
even though I specifically said no cheese. At least back
in the day, I was known to throw that burger
against the wall and just lose my mind in a
fit of rage. Now it's tough to screw it up
because it's all on an app. No, that actually goes
to a drive through an order things. Everybody orders things
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on an app, so it's got to be, you know,
done the way you want.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I also know why you've lost all your security deposits
and all your past departments, correct, because I throw cheese.
What are these burger stains on the wall? Is that
a Is that a plane whopper that somebody left cheese on?
What is this? It stayed right there on the wall. Yes,
that's what I've been known to do. I lose my
because it bothers me. If you tell someone a thousand times,
don't put cheese. I understand that it's ridiculous to a
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lot of people to not want cheese on a hamburger,
to order a Plaine hamburger to me, but I do.
That could be opera, it could be lactose intolerant. It
makes sense to say, that's why, like you know, fancy
burger places or trendy burger places aren't for me because
I just eat plain hamburgers. Or I've been known to
get a breakfast burger like with like the ketchup and
eggs and bad and stuff, no change to hold it
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all together. But I've done that. I've gotten like taco hamburgers,
like where you know they season the meat and tie.
Yeah like that. I've done all that kind of stuff.
But generally speaking, I'm just playing hamburger. I've had some
exotic ones like peanut butter and jelly hamburger. How is
that I haven't been I haven't had the balls to
try peanut butter. I mean it's pretty good, Like I'll
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try weird things like that, but I won't try cheese cheese.
So yesterday was Cheese Day, National Cheese Day. Yeah, so
Americans eat more cheese than ever. And I just wanted
to say, do you want to go over like the
top ten cheeses in America? Well, I would imagine that
number one has to be American cheese. Incorrect, it's actually
number nine. Really, it's all the way down Somber nine
is American. I do like white cheeses, though, so I
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like mozzarella and I like provolone. Okay, both great cheeses.
And actually mozzarella is the number one cheese in America,
but that really doesn't count because all mozzarella is on pizza,
so string cheese it's pizza. What else would we do
with with mozzarella cheese? Well besides peel the little stringy
little bits and lunches, unless it's only me because I
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have kids, But I don't do that all the time. Dogloves
those things. So breaking it down. Number ten Colby Jack
Minery Jack. Don't like the yellow cheese. You know you
don't like Number nine American brick cheese. But isn't brick
cheese just like American American cheese. I don't like it
blue cheese, which don't like that at all, stinky, but
I love it sometimes monster cheese. That's a white cheese.
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I guess I should be more specific. I don't like
cheese just because it's white. White doesn't make it right.
I got happen The only cheese is I like happened
to be white cheeses? Well maybe the monster. You know
everything about this conversation if you eliminate cheese and put
in people. Sounds really the way you feel about people,
the same way you feel about most cheeses. It sounds terrible.
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But then after Monster, they had like Hispanic cheese, a
case of Fresco, you know case. No, that's the I
like the crumbly cheese. Is that what? That is the stuff?
I it's good And to me, like, I think that's
like a like a Mexican like Monster. I thought, so good.
That's good on tacos. Number four is Swiss, which I'm
surprised is that high because when I was in Philadelphia
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there was a guy that got arrested for masturbating with
Swiss cheese. He was a big story. They couldn't find
him forever. He was the Swiss cheese masturbator. Is it
because the holes in the cheese like a Swiss has
like like a flesh line? I guess so, but it
was a big story. Each of their own Number three
cream cheese, No, that's number two Cheddar. Nope, you don't
do the Cheddar. Number one mozzerrella. Although I like macaroni,
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it's fascinating. I'll eat macaroni and cheese. But if you
just gave me a piece of Cheddar cheese, I wouldn't
eat it. Okay, do you eat macaroni that's not the
Blue box. Yeah, I'll eat like, you know, homemade macaroni
from People will break crumbs on it and stuff. But
mostly I like the blue box. And I like the
blue box after it's been sitting out a while and
it's kind of tightened up a little bit. I don't
like loose macaroni, if that makes sense. Is your favorite cheese?
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My favorite cheese probably monster or Provolone provolon because it's
like it's like tamu mozzarella. It is, and you can
mix the two of them together on like a chicken
parm and have yourself apart, and like you can get
like like a nice smoked provolone. Oh I love melted
mozzarella cheese that matter if it's on a pizza or not.
Just just throw it in the microwave and like get
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a melty then eat it. Yeah. Anyway, Happy belated National
Cheese Day, Uzzy that is I don't know. It was
on this day back in nineteen eighty one that the
first aid's case was reported.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Santa Claus has got the aids this year, and he
won't be around to spread his Christmas cheer.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I only bring this up so I could play this
It's It's AIDS Christmas in June. He's most like the
AIDS virus. This song is never gone. I found an
excuse to play it. We need a flat so we
could play the tiny tin song. Yeah, I did enjoy
his breakdown. Every time we do this, I play his
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breakdown of how he didn't realize that AIDS was all
that bad because a lot of people didn't. In his defense,
they didn't realize AIDS was that terrible.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
However, before I sing this song, I want to sing
the other song I wroteineteen eighty four, AIDS was known.
It was a minor word, a small word in print.
The only thing known about AIDS was the candy bar
spelled ayds little candies that helps you reduce. This is
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this song I repeat was written way before the calamity
of AIDS, way before Rock Hudson's problems may rect The
piece I live a roches early nineteen eighty or eighty one.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
It was not made to make fun of anyone.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Sam's the Claus has got the AIDS this year.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It's kind of even people would make fun of the
rona and obviously like the rona was not aids, but
like early on it was kind of like, hey, the
row he's got the COVID. Yeah, like the NBA play
that touched on the mic. Yeah, oh what's his name?
That the big tall dude from the Jazz I hate?
I hate that guy. I can't How am I not remembering?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
How you say?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
It was like the two time Defensive Player of the Year,
that French dude. How am I drona blank on this guy?
I hate him? But yeah, he touched the microphone. Everybody's like,
ha ha, Now you've got the rona and like the
next day of the country goes into lockdown. Well that
I told you. I hosted a show the night before everything,
the night Basketball shut Down. I was doing a radio
show on CBS Sports Radio that was kind of an
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audition because I didn't have a job and I'm doing this,
and I asked my agent at the time, do you
have a doctor I could have on to talk about this,
And she's like, let me find someone. I get this
guy on. This guy downplays everything about this. He's like, yeah,
you know, it's not really that big a deal. It's
basically just you know, it's common cold blah blah blah.
That's not going to be that big of a deal,
nothing to worry about. I asked my agent who this
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guy was. She goes, oh, there was my kid's pediatrician.
I couldn't find anybody else. I had this pediatrician on
to break down this thing that became this global, widespread
pandemic that shut down the whole world for months and
months and years even. And I'm talking to this pediatrician
who's you know, used to like giving kids a lollipop
and saying, hey, hey, there you go. And I'm over
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here like, ah, yeah, it's nothing, guys. And then as
I'm saying this, the NBA is shutting down. Simultaneously, as
I'm on the air talking to the pediatrician, the NBA goes,
We're done, guys, it's over here. Nothing to see, it's
all over. Wonder why that job never took off? Well, no,
I think, you know, don't be a dick, James funny.
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I didn't realize. It's still sore. Wounds, everything's sore. All
the wounds are sore always. I don't get opal things.
Looking at some of the text messages that are coming in,
you can text text the word Josh in your message
to five one eight eight one. A lot of people
have cheese thoughts on this, really the day after National
Cheese Day. Most are just appalled by the idea that
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I don't eat cheese. That is yellow. I thought someone
going to complain of the over party for Natural Cheese Day,
you know, the stuck on the can. They're constipated is
I'm backed up? No, but nobody said that. But hello, Trevor,
thank you for texting. He's a wine doed and it's
just appalled today. Try the fact that he's a day.
He's like, screw you, idiot, goodbye Queer Detroit's wheels. I
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am Josh. You brought it to my attention, and it's
a good point. Yeah, we were talking about that. You know,
this day in history type of story where the first
aid's case is revealed to the world. Yeah, like in
nineteen eighty one we played Santa Claus has Got the Aids.
You asked, does that make us the first station to
play Christmas music this year? And I think it does
take that.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Everyone else the clause has got the aids this year.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Shove it, Jay Towers, he won't be around. Remind you
of this day when we hit Christmas time and you
playing it first, say no, yeah, will you flip your
little switch at the furniture store. Remember who did it
on June fifth? Yeah, we did it, Meltdown, he won't
be no want all the papers to write about this,
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and all the radio trains, yeah, Metro Times, Metro Times,
the news, all the local stations, all the people write
about radio stuff. Yeah, you basement bloggers. You know who
did it first? Rate yet Buzzboard who played Christmas Kids
at first? The Buzzboards still around, thanks so deep have
adventured there a lot that just remember that that we
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did it first, have got the best of it. So
there the Nurses song looks sad. Get some sort of
certificate of authentic authenticity that says we were the first.
We can probably we can hold up then, So that way,
like when le Jay and the Meltdowns and all the
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other Christmas fanatics try to claim they were the first,
we had some sort of legal, legal, legal status, we
can go against them. You know who's gonna claim otherwise?
You know, like, who's gonna who's gonna say we didn't
do it first? If we produce our own certificate of authenticity,
are they gonna authenticate our certificate of authenticity. No, thank you.
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All right, so you're welcome. We are your Christmas music
in June Station Detroit Sweels. All right, good Aerrowsmith. Look,
we're looking for anything. We're grasping here. We're just grasping
its drunk. What can we do? Throw it against the wall,
See it sticks, Maybe it will. Maybe we should just
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play Christmas music. Will be here, Christmas music in July. Stagey,
that's what we should be. We are in Detroit's wheels. Hello.
Here's a story. There is a type of hot sauce
that's called the General's Hot Sauce, and it comes in
a little glass bottle that shaped like a grenade. Oh
that's fun. It is. Well, somebody tried to carry this
through TSA Oh not so fun. Yeah, and things did
(24:34):
not go well for this person. They were like confiscated.
So now it probably looked like a grenade. I was
gonna says, because it looked like a bombers because there's
too much hot sauce in it, it's more than three ounces. Well,
I think whenever you put it through the little X ray,
I bet it looked suspicious like that kind of looks
like a grenade, I would imagine, is what happened to
this person? It was a TikToker did that. Well, the
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tiktoko probably did it on purpose. Probably, yeah, no doubt.
Now speak of TSA. I learned this the other day
when I was flying a couple of weeks ago, that
you don't have to take off your shoes anymore to
get on a plane. Oh they got rid of that,
they did. Oh yeah, I think they still make you
take off your belt, which seems odd, like take off
your belt but leave on your shoes. Oh, it's very weird,
(25:18):
Like the rules are strange for what you're allowed to
do at TSA or you know what counts, so it
doesn't count, maybe because you were in Texas and they
have all those big built publes here too. Like that's
why I don't understand people that wear belts to go
to the airport. You should always wear drawstring pants of
some sort, so you don't have to take off a belt.
Now you don't have to take off shoes, but you
do have to take off boots, like somehow they think
(25:40):
boots could be holding something, but your shoes kto boots. Yeah,
it used to be that there was only the old
people that didn't have to, you know, go through the
whole process. But now you don't have to take off
your shoes, you got to take your laptop out. You
still have to take the laptop out, but I mean
they've kind of streamlined it a little bit. It's not bad.
The TSA process isn't bad. Nowis now mac Namara, I'm
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sure is a little bit more busy, but the Evans
terminal over at the airport, which is mostly just southwest,
that's easy. Like I mean, you're in and out, bang bang,
and it's pretty good. Now. Speaking of TSA, do you
remember when we first started working together, you gave me
some a little tube that, yeah, I do too, I
give you a dub. It occurred to me that I
never took that out of my backpack because I don't, like,
(26:26):
I just never smoke anything. So I'm cleaning out my
backpack after I did some traveling, and I realized that
there was just weed and alcohol in my backpack. Wow,
look at you, and I'm like, boy, like you not
even a TikToker. I know, Like, what would have happened, Like,
I don't know if they would have found that in
my bag, what would have happened when I've gone to
jail with you. I mean, I think you probably could
have obtained me. I want to say, they probably would
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have just made you throw it away and let you
get on the plane.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Here.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
So I can't like arrest you for having something that
is legal. It's not federal legal, like that's where, So
it can't be shocking if someone's got weed in a
place that weed is legal, you know what I'm saying.
I can see why at an airport they'd be like,
you can't have that on a plane. Like I understand
that it was an accident that happened to my buddy once.
So my buddy used his the same bag that he
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used to go on hunting trips to get on planes,
and there he had shotgun bullets in his bag, and
they like basically like they put him to the ground.
They're like, what is that travel? And I don't travel
with a lot of stuff, so I didn't just bring
a backpack. So it didn't occur to me that there
was so much in my backpack that was kind of unseamles,
like I had, like it was a couple of mini
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bottles of fireball and weed. And I don't smoke weed,
nor do I shoot fire. They're like, this guy's going
to Texas. He's been a party, having a party. This
guy rules. They just dap me up. I was like,
why did you give me DAPs? But you're going down?
Wink wink you know why? You know why? Well, that's funny.
So you still have that dubie. Uh it's at home. Sorry,
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I'll bring it back to you. I can't, and I'll
return your dubage. I appreciate the kind gesture though. That
was very nice. I'm glad to know what happened to it.
I was always like, I know he doesn't smoke, but
I wonder if he tried it. No it maybe maybe
he traded it for like a six pack or something.
I cleaned out my backpack the other day. There's stuff
in there that's like seven eight years old, like old
stories that I printed out. I mean, it's just junk,
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old bumper stickers from radio stations from like the eighties.
I have nothing but junk in my backpack and your
weed and some fireball. Okay, so who knows. So it's
like a party bag. It knows a fine time, but
party bag, we're going You're going down to Texas to
park it or not. This is the Josh in his
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show one of six point seven w LZ doesn't but
a good time that is poison. You know something that
you get to yesterday is that Bret Michael's daughter is
doing feet photos. Yes, she's I guess selling her toesers
for people to consume, to consume the toesy, the tutsi's online.
(29:00):
It makes it cash. That is something I don't understand.
Like this story came out yesterday about how his daughter
what's his daughter's name, Blair Blair? Is it Blair Michaels Blair,
Well Blair Rain? Where'd you get Blair Blair is a
fat girl's name? But lest anyone think I truly believe that,
(29:21):
by the way, that is from uh, the the the
the Breakfast Club film. Ah So, But anyway, point being
in all of this is Rain Blair. I can see
where you confuse the two. But Rain Michaels Blair felt
like a weird name for like a younger person, doesn't
it Like Blair just doesn't feel like it's not old
enough to be used in like an ironic hipster way,
(29:44):
like Blanche. Like I'm sure there's a lot of blanches.
But that's like ironic and hipster enough, you know. But anyway,
so his daughter is rain Michaels. I tell you right
now too, like I'd like to see a heck of
a lot more than district tutsies. I think you would.
She's very good looking. Now is this on only fans?
Where do you sell your toutsis foot finder? There's a
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whole website dedicated feet finder dot com feet find her.
And he's all in. He's like, he's fully supports her,
posting content upon himself. I'm tired of having to give
her money. Yeah, if I told my dad, you know,
when I was in my twenties, like, hey, I'm going
to be selling my toesies on the internet, he's good.
I don't have to pay for your car anymore, so
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that would probably be it. But I just I don't
understand the appeal, Like I'm not against feet like a
nice I don't want to do anything with your feet.
I don't want to suckle on your toesals or anything
like that. I'm not into that. So, like, I don't
understand the idea of paying a whole bunch of cash
to look at someone's feet. Is there like an estimate
of how much cash she could make, or she had
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a business plan here with estimated earnings. The big story
is just that Brett Michaels is okay with her posting
content on a fetter such that's you know, that's what
I want. I mean, at least you know, and this
guy's done weird. They've all I'm I mean, these guys
were out in the eighties and of weird things, right, Like,
as far as this guy's been with a lot of groupies,
his daughters could be doing a lot worse than showing
(31:07):
their toes. But look, I just don't get it. Yeah,
I don't. I don't get it either, Like I'm not
spending money to crank hog looking at your feet. That's
just something that that like I understand the idea of
like people having different fetishes. Like you see the categories
on the Hub all the time about one that happened
(31:27):
that people do stuff with ladies hair. Oh yeah, they're
dudes that are really into like lady hair being used
for like gratify like the pleasure and all that stuff.
Like you see that, Like they're I mean, and that's
not even the weirdest off it. I mean, you got
the sets with the you know with like tentacles and
cartoons and hen tie and like there's a bunch of
stuff people are into. And look, I'm not gonna king
(31:49):
shame you. Whatever you're into, you're into. We're all into,
you know, weird things in some way or another. But
it's just I don't get the feet, Like I don't
get why you'd pay money to look at someone's feet,
and like do they speak filthy about the feet? Are
the feet dirty feet? Like some people there's a whole
subgenre of people that like dirty. All that stuffmight cost
extra because I know some people get off and watching
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you put your feet in like mashed potatoes or putting
your feet and pudase send me something like that's kind
of out of the ordinary, Like why is your feet
in a vat of potatoes? At least you have like
an activity to do. Otherwise I don't know, like what
am I doing? Like here'ss looking at? Are these videos
are just still photos? Could be a matter of you
are they all? Now? Are are other parts of your
body included in the feet shot? Like an upward shot
(32:32):
of your feet? But then you also like oops, is
that some beees? I don't know you see my pan
because at some point you're gonna have to do that.
It can't just be pictures of feet. There's gotta be underpants,
a Brasier somewhere in there. It would have to be,
I would imagine to get anybody excited. I mean, she's
got a lot of those pictures on her Instagram too,
Not of her feet. No, you're paying for those. No,
you get the boobs for free. It's the feet you
(32:54):
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chance to win. And we got more rock coming up.
Listen to the Josh in his show Anywhere is That
double ll z as a preset on our freeyard radio app,
Detroit's Wheels Earlier, we were talking about how Brett Michael's
daughter is going to be uh doing feet stuff on
the internet, and we were trying to figure out why
people find fit stuff, like what what is it about? Right?
(34:47):
What is sexy about feet that gets you? Randy? Right,
I'll bust it up. Yeah, well, but obviously these will
not be these will be well manicured feet, seas they're
not my feet. Well yeah, I mean she's not probably
working this heart. Is that the Shack's feet? Yeah? You
imagine time you seen shacks feet? Google it? Oh right,
now do you want to stuff? Google sha How much
(35:09):
is it gonna cost me to see shacks? Nope, it's free.
He has enough money. He doesn't need to charge you.
He sells you disgusting pizza to make up for it.
Let's see here. Always wrong with his toes? Yeah, that's
what I'm telling you. Did he is he missing? No,
it's all like bent, Dan, It's like his foot's like
a club. It's all just because he's huge and all,
(35:30):
I mean, because he couldn't find shoes that would fit him.
They're all too small. Well, I don't know, I don't
know the answer, but I'm fairly certain he can't find
shoes that fit him. He is he probably clean up
on the same site. He has his daughter, he has
his own college. He would do better. I know it's gross,
isn't it. Oh my god? Yeah, imagine him, like you
(35:52):
know the blue doesn't help either. Yeah, it's gross. But
see now I want you to look at the opposite
of that, which will be Brett Michael's daughter's eight And like,
I got a text. For whatever reason, I'm getting texts
about people's you know, being into tozies. This person says,
I don't necessarily like the feet as much as I
like the foot in high heels. Okay, you guys like
(36:13):
high heels looks even though she started as something a
butcher would wear. Really, yeah, I know that the butchers
would wear it, not stepping all the blood from animal
was at this lottery. Didn't know that some people are
just really in Like I got this text message here.
This is from Glenn. Hello Glenn. He is out in Rochester.
He says, I just like women's feet when they're soft.
(36:36):
He's like a soft, beautiful woman's foot. But can you
see that softness in photos? I saw what you just
saw with Shack's feet. That's nothing about that set of
soft So I imagine you can see soft a nightmare.
Yeah it's frightening. But yeah, So there are people that
are into footste I'm not judging you if you are,
(36:56):
and I'm aware that there's a culture of people that
are really into footstuff. But it's like, so this I
just I don't I don't get it because I don't
see what's attractive, Like it's like sexually to the point
that you would spend money to buy again because like
the standard of beauty now, like a woman, you're usually
looking for like a you know, big butt, big boobs,
you know, what are you looking for in a foot? Yeah?
I don't know, but I guess. I guess you can't
(37:20):
explain what turns on ankle boom. I don't know. Some
people really like teeth, Like are really turned on just
by teeth, you know, but like usually they're fake, like
not dentures, but you know, like veneers type teeth, Like
I love Hillary Duff's fake teeth. I don't know why.
I just enjoy them very much like you enjoyed just
looking at them, or do you like, oh man, I
don't really want to kiss those like I want to
(37:42):
lick her teeth. Oh wow, is that weird? I guess.
I mean to me, it feels like it is, but
it's probably normal. Well let's just forget I said that
then and play rock and roll. Okay, I'm not weird.
I'm not an animal lightning crashes. So back to the
stuff about teeth and Hillary Duf's teeth. Okay, because I'm
getting text messages now that it's weird that I'm turning
(38:03):
out weird. Yeah, I mean, first of all, I'm fairly
certain her teeth are veneers. I don't think those are
her real teeth. Can you look that up? See does
Hillary Duff have veneers? There's no way that's Hillary Duvet's.
There's celebrities. No celebrities have real teeth, so it has
to be veneers if they're like created in a lab somewhere.
It's not weird to want to lick the teeth because
not even someone's teeth, not even really part of your body.
They're not your teeth, So there's nothing strange about that.
(38:26):
I don't know. I just really like nice teeth like that,
Like I find like just big beautiful chompers. Yes, Hillary
Duff wears dental veneers. Which are a form of cosmitican hands.
Let's see, that's not even really her teeth. That's not
even weird. She can't even be offended by it. But
isn't it weirder that you want to you want to
lick fake teeth? No, how do you feel about this?
Wax lips? As a kid? You know what, I can
(38:49):
taste those. Now that you mentioned that I can taste this.
This is where this is where the stems from. It's
the origin of my weirdness. Well, then, what is a
weird thing you have? Like people are in defeat? I
like teeth, any thing that you're into. I mean, I'm
oti boat of butt, But that's not weird. I don't
think that's that's that's not abnormal for a dude to,
(39:09):
you know, be into some ass. I don't think that's abnormal.
But I think it's abnormal to be like, you know what,
I find super hot teeth or feet, even though it's
normal to be like, I think it's really hot to
like stick my fingers in your ear. Yeah like that,
not like like butts. Yeah, like I'm sorry, I like
like the mot but nothing too weird. You know. Look,
(39:31):
I'm a little kinky in this way, but like, I'm
really into boobies. I don't know what to tell you two. Look,
I love it. I don't know what to tell you, bro,
I'm broken in that way, broken, whether it's on the
butt or the breast. I'm a voteroter. I don't know
what to tell you. No, it's got to be something strange. Sorry,
I'm not into licking teeth. Like I told you that.
The dude in Philly when I was there, the Swiss
(39:52):
Cheese masturbator. He would drive around town just pleasure in himself,
cranking hog with Swiss cheese, and it became this huge stories,
pictures in the paper. It's like a sexual snack. What
does he do with the cheese when it's done? That's
the snack bart He has nachos.
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