I’ll Become Drinkenstein this Weekend

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wulz Detroit one O six point seven Detroit's Wheels and
I on a radio station guaranteed human. All right, welcome in.
It is six so two whoo, it is the Josh
Ennis Show. I think we're on the radio right now.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
You never know, you never know, we ever know. It's
greenapop up and say you're not on the air.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Really, Oh yes, that's it.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
And when the screen turns red, I know that I
screwed something out.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Which is funny. So something got messed up yesterday. But
like the first part of our break yep was there. Yeah,
and then all of a sudden it just stopped, like
right in the middle of mid seer.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, weird, but here we are. Welcome in everybody. It's
the Josh Ennis Show, Josh and James. I feel like
we're on the radio. It's been long enough. It's been
like thirty seconds. I feel I have more than forty,
so it's like forty seconds. I feel like we're on
the air. So hello friends, welcome in to Friday. I enjoy.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
One of my favorite past times is going to the
Wheels Facebook page. Anytime there's I know what to do,
I know where you're going with this. Anytime there's a
post about any artist that is considered controversial politically. So
yesterday there was a post about the kid Rock Rock
the Country tour, yes which we're getting kind of the

(01:19):
crappy version of it. But some of the people that
are in it aren't very good. I say, we it's Hastings, right,
So Michigan's getting kind of the crappy one because there's
some that have like Hank Williams Junior and some other people.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Ours don't really have a ton of those people.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
We're just kid rock, I think, well, no, there are
a lot of people just not that great.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Let me let me see the page.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Actually, let me see here, WLZ, that's us, all right,
let me see here. So just looking at the lineup
for the kid rock show that we're getting, that would
be kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Uncle Cracker. And then the
next day, which is Sudden Day, August ninth, Jason al Dean,

(02:02):
who's fine, Shinnandoah.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
My dad's friends with those guys.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
And then I couldn't tell you who any of these
other people are, Like I don't know who Cole Goodwin
is or Ava Hall or the Creakers, or I have
no idea who any of these people are so for me,
at least my money, it's a crappy lineup, that's all
I gotcha.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, I don't. I'm not familiar with a lot of
those either.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
So I'm just I know anything involving Kid Rock is
going to bring out people.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh and then I just got in the comments. You
know it's good. Well, I'm talking.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
About on our Facebook page if you mentioned kid Rock. Oh,
it's just going to bring out angry people in the
same way that, like, I guarantee when we posted that
John Mellencamp was coming, if you scroll down a little
bit and see when John Mellencamp's coming to light the
station up again, it'll be people like there, it's got
one hundred and twenty seven comments. You know how many

(02:57):
comments most of these stories get, like one, it's usually
just the jag off that's like, oh'll save you the
click the Arby's is closing like, or it's the grammar correction. Correct,
that's it, you spelled your incorrectly. So the John Mellencamp
when is one hundred and twenty seven comments of people

(03:17):
basically saying that he's a liberal loser. And then the
Kid Rock when it is like fifty comments and people
saying he's a maga loser, and then everything else gets
like no comments. It's fascinating to me, like, hey, Chuck
E Cheese, is you know Chuck E Cheese arrested in
full costume in front of kids? Zero comments? Crickets vote

(03:39):
now for the iHeart Awards.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I could see why you wouldn't comment on that.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
But you know, I saw you comment on the page
that you're just here for the hostile comments last night.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Why I'm here just come to watch and watch people
fight with each other over kids gifts of like Colbert
eating popcorn. That's me just sitting back and just waiting
for the people to fight each other over kid rock
and everything else.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Something that has absolutely no impact on their life.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Correct, And that's why I enjoy just watching people want
to kill each other over stupid stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Anyway, so welcome in.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
We will have Pistons tickets today. That game is Monday,
so we've got to get you those tickets.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I think I count how many Pistons tickets do I have?
I we to have more than two, because I've I've
missed a couple because I've been a bad boy. Are
we gonna do the you text in and we'll call
you back to give you a prize. That's we are now.
I guess. I guess we'll do.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Eight twenty five you can call in, and the rest
of them we can give away.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I guess what we want, right, we can do whatever
we want. We don't have any rules. So we got that.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
It is Friday in Detroit, it is cold, it is miserable,
and it's just the middle of January.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
We're just getting started rates mac dab in the middle.
So let's do this. Let's play a couple of jams
to get you going this morning, some weekend y jams,
some songs to get your jazzed up and ready to go.
Because it's Friday and we need something to.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Lift our spirits. So let's start here. Let's go with
the red rocker who was coming to town. That was
announced earlier this week. He's coming to town. He's bringing
his friend Rick Springfield.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
We will have tickets all next week, thank you very much.
Shit is a rock and roll weekend.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
The Josh inn Is show, ah right, I mean, welcome
in everybody's Josh and James. Today I realized that pretty
much Chantes and Shontes is here too.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
With us.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
He's always here, there's always shantees. So I didn't realize.
I was just looking at different people from Detroit, you know,
just you know, to jog my memory about, you know,
singers and artists that I want to throw in every
now and then if you feel like playing artists from Detroit.
You know, there are some of the obvious ones. But

(05:57):
then you know, you look up some mother just to
make sure you know. I forgot that Susie Quatro is
from Detroit. Susie Quatro was was she leather Tuscadero? Yeah,
she was leather Tuscadero on happy days. She also is
responsible for for my money really the one of my
top five yacht rock bangers song called Stumbling in with

(06:22):
Chris Norman.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Grocery store or banger for sure, totally Should I get
the Govita mac and cheese or the Craft Blue Box?
Easy answer, Craft Blubox.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Burning with what Thomas's Englishmuffins now makes muffin tops?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Muffin tops are? I don't take the chocolate chip, thank
you very much. I like a muffy as they call him,
a panera. There I can go. Oh, Susie Quattro, so
is it her birthday? Is it a death anniversary or
just randomly you founder searching for your.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
As I detroited. She's from Detroit. That's why I was.
That's why I saw her, and that's why I said.
I didn't realize she's from Detroit. And that's why I'm
playing that just because I wanted to hear it. It's
a good yacht rock jam to listen to on a
Sunday while you're drinking domestic light beer and playing Yazi.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Rush yacht Oh, I love Yatzi.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Usually when the weather is warm for the forty five
minutes a year it is here, I like to sit
outside and drink beer and just play Yatti on a Sunday.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I smoke me. But I don't have a smoke or anymore.
But I used to live the life.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I'd sit outside on a on a Sunday, throw a
pork butt on, like either really early in the morning
or the night before.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
And I had like a trager.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
You know, I'm not like some sort of great pitmaster
by any means, but I used to.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I had a trager.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
So like I'd go to the grocery store and buy
like either a pork butt or maybe like a chuck
roast or something, throw it in the smoker, have it
in there if there's a pork. But I might leave
it in there all damn day, you know, and I
sit outside. I'd get the bluetooth out, crank up my yacht.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Rock playlist, get out a cooler, throwing like thirty coors
or bush lattes. Sit there.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
I had a specially made Yatzi carrying case that had
a lot for me in Saint Louis, so carried all
of my I had, like like the hard plastic Kyatzi cards,
not just the disposable you know, paper ones. And I'd
sit out there smoker rolling bam Yatzi all damn day.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Boy, that was living, you know. Now you just need
a smoker.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Any warm weather a smoker. Pork butts yep. A backyard
that would be a.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Suitable for it.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Were really small, No, I mean it would work, Okay.
The thing they don't much for a smoker, you don't.
But I'm also, yeah, well I do. I have a
couple of chairs but the and a table. But the
problem I run into is I missed the privacy of
my old backyard. My backyard now has like chain link
fences and they're short chain link fences. And the guys

(09:18):
who live next door, a wonderful guy. They're like two brothers.
I've never actually spoken with them because I don't even
know that they're audible. They just like make noises in
my direction.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Are the ones that play the weird music or they're
playing they're playing something you were wondering if it was
our station? No, not these guys, theseus lesbians next door.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
No, I know they're not listening to our station. No,
I don't know they know that that wasn't these guys.
These guys have like a giant stack of like go
kart tires in their backyard like it's a it's a yeah,
it's a it's a very trashy setup blust their hearts.
So it's just awkward. Like I missed the privacy, you know.
I like having privacy of a backyard with a high fence.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
You just sit there.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
I'd walk around, I have a shirt off, I'd walk around,
you know, and just and live life. Now, it's just
weird to live in a neighborhood where it's all chain
link fences and like then you have to talk to people,
and I don't really want to talk to people. I
just want to play my yatzi, listen to my Sussi quatro.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
It's all I want to do. That's the life I
want to live.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yatzi, smokers, pork butts, domestic light beer, Ignoring the neighbors.
I'm not like, hey, I'm friends with the neighbors. Guy, Like,
I'm not against them. I'm not like, oh I hate
your neighbors. Bye, Like I just don't want to talk
with you.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Like I'm not like I.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Make small talk with the neighbors and the people in
the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Not my mm you got your own problems. They got
their problems. Let's just go about our separate ways. Mind
our business. I just I just want to play yatzi.
Don't watch me smoke my meat. That's all I want
to do. Your eyes lesbian ends up smoking meat over here,
which you would do nothing about.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Let me see here. Why is somebody already calling the station?
Oh good, let me see what's going on wheels. Hello? Yeah,
them two brothers, they live next toir. You know you're
talking about them making noise is and whatnot? Yep, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
How do you know.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
They're brothers? Because they are?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
I mean, they've I've been told by the lady that's
the landlord of the house that they are two brothers.
But they're not like lovers. They look at like the
exact same person. They're like twins.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Basically. They always refer to each other as bro. No,
they never speak. How do you know they're not gay?
And they're trying to invite you over.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Because it's a vibe. It's again, they are twins, so
I don't think they're gay. They could then they could be.
This guy's really pulling for me to be gay. He's like,
please be gay. I'm telling you they're they're gay. Telling
you they're kissing each other.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I know it. They want you to come over and
get down. They're kissing each other and trying to let
you over. They're they're trying to hit to you that
they want you to come over.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, come on over, make out with us behind our
go cart tire. I mean that would be way too mad.
That's too many words for those guys. Mostly it just goes.
I'll say hello and they'll go They're like sloth. I
live next door, challenge. I don't know a no like.
I think it's just two brothers that live together. And
I think the mom might live with them, so I'm

(12:08):
not sure. But then again, I don't know how challenged
they are, because I'll see the dude pull up like
the other day, he pulled up and unloaded like four
cases of Heinekens.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Okay, So I don't.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Know, like they drink, so maybe they're just drunk when
you engage with them. It might be I don't know,
I say hello in their mind, they just had like
a little full conversation.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
With the phone. I'm gonna get off the phone here
and listen to the radio because I can hear the
same thing in the radio. Okay, Well, thanks man, goodbye.
All your friends. You can hear it on the radio.
Please pass it along to them.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Let's see, Shantes, do you believe that the two gentlemen
next door trying to proposition me for gay sex?

Speaker 4 (12:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
I didn't think so either. I wasn't sure what I mean.
So if they were walking around abody and you O
before a tickle fight and they have erections.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Then then I said, then it's obvious. Then it's obvious,
and it's obvious. I'm coming over, Shantes, You're silly.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Jos Show seven w l z DE Troy T.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
Wheels Man nope, strong man, Nope, nope.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
What your neighbors were saying, yeah, nope.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
So, uh, Monday is Martin Luther King Junior Day, Right,
that's the holiday. I believe that's the day that he
comes down the chimney and offers presence.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Is that what this is? Or no? I think you're
getting those tuesdays? Okay, But anyway, So I was listening
to the radio the other day. Yesterday, I was walking
my dog in the cold because he still has to walk.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Despite the fact that it's ten freaking degrees, the dog
still has to walk. So I'm walking my dog and
I listen to various things on the free iHeart radio
app and uh and I usually listen to my buddy
and Baton Rouge talking about L s U stuff because
he's one of my best friends.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
And I just listen because that's what I enjoy listening to.
And I walk my dog.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
And they go to break and they play a commercial
and it's for a grocery store and the grocery store
is called High Neighbor Grocery.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Store in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Hi neighbor high not no
and not like H I g H neighbor like high
like h hello, like.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Mister Rogers, Okay, high neighbor. That type of deal, not
like you blazed off his ass. They sell snacks and
pizzas and hot dogs, yeah, pizza.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Rolls, Yeah, mini corn dogs those bagel bios. Many corn dogs.
That is it. That's a game changer. My son loves them.
I love them. Everyone loves me.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Corndug dip it in some ketchup, man, that's good stuff.
But anyway, I'm listening to the commercial and they got
the little jingle high Neighbor, and then they do the
thing where they list all the specials for the week.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
You know, you're you know, grocery store commercials all the time,
like all name brand cans ten for ten dollars.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
But they're promoting like a Martin Luther King Junior Holidays sale,
which is so weird to me when like you're celebrating
someone who is a civil rights icon that was shot.
It's not like, you know, hey it's July fourth or
like you know, like Memorial Days. It's like a weird
thing to promote like, hey, it's our Martin Luther King
Junior discount days. So if you're black, you get a discount.

(15:21):
I don't think that's how it worked. But I'm listening
to this and I'm like, it's just it's in general,
it's weird to me when you have holidays like, hey,
it's a Juneteenth special, like that's like the day.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
That they free the Floyers and there's a man like.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
They're missing the point correct, Yeah, But I'm listening and
then they're listing the specials and I found the specials
to be hysterical. I'm like, high Neighbor, be you money saver,
High Neighbor, it's our Martin Luther King Junior sale.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
We have got two for one ribs.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
And I'm like, huhmcial commercial. It's a legit commercial and
High Neighbor two for one ribs, that's right. Come to
High Neighbor and you've got our Martin Luther King Junior.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Specual two for one ribs.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
I'm like, this is not that's not good and it's
not just good because of whatever. But it's just like
the idea that you're doing a sale based around MLK
Day is weird to me.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Again, there are certain holidays that are designed for sales, right,
like July fourth is a sales day. Memorial Day Labor
Day days that people usually get together and grill. Like,
I've never come to someone's Martin Luther King Junior Day cookout.
Maybe they exist, I'm not telling you they don't. I've
just never heard of one. I mean, it is in

(16:35):
the middle of a very very cool month. Correct, So
where's the cookout? Like, who's having an MLK Day cookout
where they're like, guys, guess what it's two for one ribs, like,
come on over.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
I just found the commercial to be funny. As I'm
walking my dog, I'm like this, I find this hysterical
and I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
I just find the concept of.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Hey, since it's MLK Day, we're giving you discounted items.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
To be honest, I'm surprised there isn't more outrage about
that sale.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
I know.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
I mean, I maybe I'm the only one that heard it,
but I was tickled by it. I'm like, this is ridiculous.
But again, it's not even so much the ribs and
stereotypes or whatever.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
It's the idea that, like, you're using this holiday that's
supposed to honor the life and legacy of a civil
rights guy. Correct, you're trying to use it because you
know people are off work, so you're trying to use
that as a way to get them in your store. Yes.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yes, And I've never met a human that like celebrates
MLK Day with a grill or a cookout or a
barbecue or anything like that. That's why it just it
sounded funny to me, because again, Memorial Day, you're like, Okay,
that makes sense, Labor Day, that makes a lot of sense.
You know whatever different you know, Christmas, come get our
our boneless hams or whatever like that makes sense. But like, hey, guys,

(17:42):
it's I've never heard a Columbus Day, Like, hey guys,
come on over. We're having a Columbus Day, you know,
cookout or we're having a whatever. Like those are those
random I don't want to say throwaway holidays, right, but
it's like a day that people just know you get
off of work. Like that's kind of those like these
holidays where it's a day off and it's not one
of those, hey, let's have a party type of holidays.

(18:03):
So to have discounted grocery items is strange.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
To me, I agree with that's all. It made me
laugh when I heard it.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I'm like, and then you think about the people doing
these commercials and the people who are in the marketing
for the grocery store, and you're like, huh, like, do
you think about.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
This when you do this?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Well, maybe that's why they did it. Maybe, you know,
sometimes the negative attention brings more than a positive.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Maybe so or maybe nobody but me heard this. I
don't know. Anyway, there you go. That was just a
random thing that I was listening to. So here's what
we're gonna do. We're gonna play some more rock and
roll music for.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
You, some more kind of ALTI rock music for you, now,
a little less heavy for you, little mid to late nineties.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Crossover top forty rock music for you. Incubus Drive. We
are Detroit's.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Wheel one A six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Innis Show.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
It is Josh and James this morning. Hello friends.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
If you want to get in eight seven seven nine
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the word Josh and your message to five one eight
eight one. I'm gonna watch football this weekend you want
we well, of course, we got to playoff football starting
on Saturday. We got Saturday and Sunday playoff football.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
You have any bit going into it. Are you waiting
for the live action? I like the live action as
we that I haven't put anything yet.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
But then on let's see Monday, you get the college
football playoff championships, so uh, there's gonna be football Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
It's sad to think that we're just weeks away from
there being no football, and then like you start to
think you get bored having football. You're like another Sunday
of football, but then like March comes around and you're like,
there's no football on this Sunday, and now I have

(19:46):
to just like talk to my family and stuff, and
they do, and then you have to wait months and
months and months. Like it feels like baseball season ends
and then it starts again, whereas like football it ends
and then you have to wait months and months and months.
Like baseball season ended basically in November. Pitchers and catchers
are going to be reporting in like two weeks, you know,

(20:08):
but like here we are, football is going to end,
you know, the season. The regular season already ended. Super
Bowl Bear leaving counts as part of the season really,
so like once the playoffs are over, you have to
wait until September for games to start happening again like
real games. So you're talking about six months, you have
to wait six months between baseball those six months hockey,

(20:30):
Hockey literally begins and then ends and then ends and
then begins. Like there's no off time in hockey. There's
very little in basketball. But then like six months you
have to wait for football.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
So cherish it. You gotta cherish it.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
But anyway, I will be drinking alcohol this weekend and
watching football and enjoying it. And I will be using
the DraftKings sportsbook app. There you go, so alcohol and
betting this weekend, booze and betting. I'm going to become
become drinkingstying this weekend.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
You create it on and they call you drinking stein.
That'll be me. I'll be drinking stein this weekend. But
with the bush lattes.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
There you go, a fridge full of bush lattes and
NFL Playoff Action, Draft Kings, all the good stuff.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Like you missing is a pork buck to smoke. I
know I had a smoker to smoke it in. Yeah,
I missed that line. That's it's weird.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
That's like my passion for what Like I'm not going
to be like some guy that you know. I'm not
gonna be a pit master by any means. I don't
know how to use like actual wood, like I use
a pellet grill, which is basically an oven.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Like I get that.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
So if they're real smoking meat people out there, I
get judged for that a lot, and that's fine.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
But it interests me because the key in life is
finding things that you don't know all about and then
learning about them. It keeps your brain fresh, absolutely, so
you want to keep learning new things and new things.
And I have a lot of friends because I lived
in Texas and some other places where barbecue is a
much bigger deal than it is like in a place
like Detroit, Like barbecue is like a culture down in Texas.
So like I got buddy, I got a buddy in
Nashville that's from Texas that open up a barbecue place

(22:04):
in Nashville that's phenomenal. And I would ask him questions.
I said him a text, like, hey, what do I
do here? What's your suggestion for doing a pork? But
what about for ribs? What about whatever? And like big
time dudes that win these big time competitions, I know
them so humble brag, I guess, but I'm like, hey,
teach me, show me the way I get you, show
me your methods, sir. But and that's my passion. I

(22:26):
have a passion for smoking meat. I get that that
sounds ridiculous. Save the text messages, you dopes, You immature dopes.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
But I do have a passion for smoking me. I
got some meat you can smoke. Thank you. I appreciate that.
All right.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
So we have sports coming up, unless I get derailed
by Susie Quatro again. I derailed myself with that though.
I just wanted to hear Susie Quadro. But the Dodgers
continue to keep getting richer, and it makes you want
to ask, like, why do people even play baseball other
than the Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
We'll get into it. Joshin is one of six point
seven WLLZ.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Detroit's s wheels guaranteed human.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
We're only human.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
So I'm messing around with YouTube right now because I
have a YouTube channel that I never use for anything. Yeah, yeah, man,
You've got to fix that.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Bandy you are, Oh my man, what is it? Oh?
It's got in a show for zero ninety five. Okay,
I'll look, I give it because the damn think in
years I got John. I don't need you judging me, Jagie,
and I'm just trying to give you some helpful advice.
So let's do this.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
I wonder if we went live, if anything would happen.
I'm gonna go live.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
So do this.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
If you're listening, search Josh Ennis Show on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Let's I'm gonna go live. Let's see what happens here.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
I haven't gone live on here in forever, so let's
see what happens.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Share your screen with the audience. Click the book.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Okay, I think are we live on there? Say something
James Jack Jack.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hello, there you are because I'm
not seeing yet.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, yeah, it's working, so we're live.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, we are live. Hello. So if you'd like to
go be part.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
I'm curious if our audience would be a YouTube audience,
like I don't know, I see like all these other shows.
I mean, look, almost every radio show on the planet
that's on in the morning has a YouTube and a
Facebook stream. We barely have a text line, so we're
stuck in.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
The stage at this point. So but here's what you
can do.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Go to YouTube right now, and I think James will
share a link on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
That's what you're doing. So do this. Go to YouTube.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
And search the Josh Enns Show, I n n ees
the Josh Ennis Show, and give us a follow now
and give us a watch.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Now, what's gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Here is there will be no music to play, so
I'll be curious to know if our MIC's and everything
stay on.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
I'm doing this on the fly. And it's not like
we have like like designated video people in the building here.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
That's just the two of us. It's literally just you
and I, just you and I. So go to our
YouTube right now, just search the Josh ns Show, I
n n e s. I would assume you can hear it. Yeah,
I hadn't my laptop because it was coming to the lab.
There you go, and we're showing this audio on the
tab here. So we are live in living color on

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the tube of you.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yes, and we just realized how great my beard looks
on you tube.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
I can top it look at mine and I'm younger
than you, but it balances out because my salt and
pepper beard isn't all that bad compared to you know, a.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Couple of random you know gray hairs looks bad. Yeah, yeah,
or compared to you know, your hair in general? I did.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
So.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Anyway, go to YouTube YouTube right now, search for the
Josh Ns Show. There's a link that's been posted on
our Facebook page. Let's see how many people go watch this.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
You got six? We got six people. I mean it's
the tract me for five.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
So we got five people that are currently watching. That's good,
all right? So anyway, let's play a song here. We'll
do sports. Kyle Tucker got paid a lot of cash,
and really you could argue that this is kind of
like why why play? Why should anybody else even play baseball?
So we'll get into that, but first I give you

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the Beastie Boys show Sports, all right. So we're fiddling
around here, we're tinkering around.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
With the YouTube. I don't know why the chat.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
I mean, I've used this before and it's had a chat,
so I don't know why it wouldn't. Now let's see
settings to tailor your stream to your needs.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Live chat live, I mean, I've checked live chat. How
long do you want.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Participants to wait between sending messages? I don't really care
live reactions, yes, I mean I don't know what else
to hit. I hit the buttons. So let's see who
can see it the public. Okay, I mean I'm gonna
go live again. Let's see here. Okay, I'm just gonna
go live again. So let's see here. I think we're

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now we're live again. We're live. We're doing it live,
all right, so go watch us on YouTube right now.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
We're again.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
We don't have like designated video people where Look, I'm
a radio jimoke.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
That's the hitting buttons. But I'm just seeing.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
We did learn though, that you can still hear the
content of the of what we're doing during the songs.
So really, I mean it's like it's all access out backstage.
You can hang out backstage.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
With the crew. So I have to update the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Good, good point there, James, excellent point, partner.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
So now I'm gonna have to do the same damn thing.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
And I did that all so there could be comments
and everything, and then the people can't comment anyway. So
I'd like to know, like, hey, how are things going?
You guys hanging out? But oh no, for whatever reason,
it's not working. We may never do this again. We're
just trying it out a little experience. We're just seeing
if people would actually watch it. So just search for
the Josh Innes Show.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
On YouTube and there you go. All right, let's do sports.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
So Kyle Tucker is going to play for the Dodgers
four years, two hundred and forty million dollars. Of course,
the Dodgers are the World Series champions. The Dodgers spend
the most money because they have the most money to spend.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
And now the rich continue to get richer.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
As Kyle Tucker has signed a four year, two hundred
and forty million dollar deal, they will probably at some
point end up making a move for Schooble, because why
wouldn't they. There's basically three or four teams in baseball
that can spend an f ton of money, and those
teams in baseball will continue to win. And if you're
a city, that's I mean the real talk. If you're
like Detroit, if you're like Saint Louis, if you're like

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Kansas City, if you're like Cleveland, you better scout well
and draft well and be very smart with what you
do and hope for something because teams like the Dodgers
are just gonna go pillage. Like this is why baseball
I find baseball completely uninteresting and unwatchable most of the time,
because all it is it's kind of pay to win.
I don't even care that it's pay to win. It's

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there's no it's the wild West when it comes to money.
So if you're a team like the Dodgers, the Dodgers
generate so much more revenue than somebody like like the
like the Tigers.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
For instance. I don't even know what the.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Status is right now of the television deals with the Tigers.
I know the spanduel sports things an issue, but these
teams make a good portion of their revenue from their
television deals, and each market will dictate what those deals are.
Like in a New york Er, in LA, it's worth
a whole lot more. The Dodgers TV deal is worth
billions of dollars. I guarantee you that the deal for

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the Tigers is not worth billions of dollars. So the
Dodgers can use deals like that and just keep spending
money on every big time player they want. It's not
interesting to me, it's not fun to me. Baseball is
a boring, unfund sport already. Then throw in the fact
that it's not competitive. The sport is not competitive. It's
a boring, uncompetitive sport. And basically you just have the

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Dodgers out there claiming titles every year because they can
spend the most money because they have.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Now the argument is, everybody could spend the most money.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Okay, there's no limit. Yeah, I mean that's the thing.
Everybody can do it, but not everybody has it. So
like the argument people will make is, well, you can
go spend that money too. You could, but not everybody
has that money. Not everybody has the billions of dollars
that the Dodgers or the Yankees have. So basically, at
this point, why don't you create a league where there's

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like the five or six huge market teams that have
billions of dollars, let them play each other for their
own championship, and let the Detroits and the Kansas City's
and the Saint Louises and then the midwestern rusty towns
like that just play for their own championship, like the
English Premier League. Like there's the English Premier League and
then there's like, you know, the leagues below that that
are like the miners, and then maybe you can play

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your way into that league at some point by you know,
like whatever, and that may be an interesting setup for
Major League Baseball. I think every sport should do that.
I think it's called relegation. I am a big believer
in relegation. I think what should happen is and this
would force teams to spend money, and it should impact
your the amount of money you can generate, because if
you're in the MLB, you can generate more money than

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if you're in the miners, right, Like if you're at
the Toledo money in you can't make as much money.
So let's say, like there's a threat that if you
finish in the bottom four of Major League Baseball, you
get relegated to like the Pacific Coast League, and then
therefore your revenues won't be as high. Maybe you'd feel
the pressure and feel the burn to have to go
out and actually try to compete.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
We teams still have to pay the same dues to
the Major League Baseball. That's a good question. And I thought,
if that get bump down, you're gonna have to pay
those dues to somebody.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah, all that said, Uh sorry, oh no, no, no,
you're good. No, you're good. That all said, because I
know I haven't thought it all out. Yet I just
believe in relegated.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
If you haven't put all the strings on the job
to make the murder board.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
And I don't have to make the murder board, that's
the job of somebody who's pay greate is higher than mine.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
I'm throwing out the idea. My idea is relegation.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Then you'd have like the Florida Marlins would never be
in Major League Baseball because they'd be relegated down to
you know, the California Penal League.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
You know what I'm saying, That they'd have to win
in that league and then they move back into the MLB.
It's almost like Mario Kart, though you have to start
with you the Mushroom Cup before you can get to
the Star Cup exactly.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
It's like you know, and then like in England and soccer,
that's how these things work when you look at foreign soccer,
but the English Premier League particularly, that's where you want
to get to and you don't want to get relegated.
So even when you're out of the championship race, which
you don't want to do is end up in like
the bottom four whatever that number is, then you get relegated.
I think we should relegate in American professional sports. Then

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you wouldn't have the freaking Pittsburgh Pirates being losers all
the time and spending no money, or the Marlins being
lose all the time and.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Spend going to ownership to spend some sort of money
to get the team to be able to compete. Correct.
The other argument is a salary floor.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Like a lot of people are arguing for a cap,
you could also argue for a salary floor, which is
a guaranteed amount of money each team has to spend
to stay above board. The problem is then you're still
dealing with teams that can spend exponentially more than you,
So I don't think the floor is going to make
that much of a difference. I'm also not a huge
believer in capping these things, but the NFL does. It's
a fake cap, but it's there. The NFL has a

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salary cap and it's the most competitive league. Right Baseball
does not. It is an uncompetitive, uninteresting league. Now the
argument would be, what about Milwaukee, Well, did Milwaukee really
have a chance to win the whole thing? No, congrat
you won the crappy NL Central, You rule great, super duper.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
But like you have to be perfect. Milwaukee has to
be perfect.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
In the way they scout and develop and everybody they
trade for.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
They have to be perfect or they don't have a chance.
The Dodgers don't have to be perfect.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
They could spend this money on Kyle Tucker and he
can be a dude and it won't matter, you know why.
They'll spend another two hundred and fifty million on some
other Jimoke and maybe he'll hit.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
They don't have.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
To worry about that. They're scouting doesn't have to be
all that great. They can just write checks. The Saint
Louis Cardinals, the Detroit Tigers. These aren't poverty organizations by
any mean, but they're not three hundred and fifty million.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Dollars for a player type of organizations.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
They're not organizations They're gonna spend five hundred million dollars
on Schooble.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
They cannot.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
They are Midwestern rust belt towns with mediocre TV deals.
They don't have the revenue to do that. The Yankees do,
the Cubs do, the Red Sox do, the Dodgers do.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Texas might. The Texas teams overall might.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
So Like, when I see a deal like that, I'm
like why are we wasting our time? Like, if I'm
a Tigers fan today, you're gonna lose Schooble. You got
a bunch of guys that people claim are stars, but
they're not. Like, oh really, Green, Riley Green, give me
a break. Like, these guys are not star players. They're
Detroit star players. These are These are no offense to
Riley Green and some of the to Porklson's. These guys
are dime a dozen dudes in Major League Baseball. They

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could play in any other city and they'd be the
same dudes. They're fine, right, These are not star players.
These are stars in the crappy American League Central that
is won if you win eighty eight games, but you're
not competing with the Yankees, you're not competing with.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
The Dodgers, you're not competing with the Cubs, and you can't.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
It is impossible to do that because Major League Baseball
won't allow it, because these teams with billions of dollars
spend all the money on all the great players, and
you're left with the crappy scraps unless you are perfect.
And this Kyle Tucker is a great example of that.
Two hundred and fifty million dollars, rich, get richer. Baseball
is boring, Honest to god, I don't know why you
watch it.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I don't like. I grew up a Saint Louis Cardinals fan.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
They were like the gold standard for Midwestern great organization.
Draft well, trade well, like you always say, But you're
not getting those guys anymore.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Like you're not gonna be able. Detroit's not gonna.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Be able to trade for people like you used to,
like you'd be able to bring in like, oh, there's
Mickey Cabrera, Meggie Cabrera. Don't want to play in Detroit.
An example of Amgi Caprara. You don't want to play
in Detroit. You don't want to play in Kansas City
or Saint Louis. He's gonna go to the biggest city
where the most money is and that's it. But see
Saint Louis and teams like that in the mid two
thousands were able to trade and get Scott Roland and

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Scott roll In, a Hall of Famer would stay. Albert
Pooholz was drafted and played a decade there. You know,
those kind of guys will stay. You're not gonna get
that anymore. Baseball sucks. Real talk. I love baseball, it sucks,
and I would never watch it because your team doesn't
have a chance, zero chance to compete for the championship.
Do you believe that anything the Tigers could do would
make them better than the Dodgers. They can't because all

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the Dodgers are gonna do is spin their way to it.
It is a waste of time. Go watch the Pistons.
That would be my advice to you today. The Pistons
have a legit shot because they're like no stars in
basketball anymore. And the Pistons play hard and they're good too.
Go watch the Pistons. They could win the finals. The
Tigers have no chance of ever winning the World Series verro,
and neither do the Cleveland Indians, and neither do the
Saint Louis Cardinals, and neither do the Kansas City Royals,

(36:58):
and neither do any other Cincinnati Red Legs, the Pittsburgh Pirates.
They are hopeless. They are all hopeless. But how's your Friday?
All right, it's the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Bush. Just I don't want to bring you up today.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
You can go check us out on YouTube, by the way,
if you'd like to see how that looks. Anybody actually
watching that? There are two people watching that?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Only two? Sorry, I show nine. So no, Well, Johnny,
We've got Bush one OO six point seven Detroit's Wheels
Josh Ennis Show. It is Josh and James this morning.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
If you'd like to get in, you can call eight
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can also search for the Josh Ennis Show on YouTube
if you'd like to do that. It's just you know,
just search us on YouTube. We had to start another
stream and uh, there's no chat. I don't know why
there isn't a chat. I don't know what the issue
is on that did. Yeah, we'll look into it. This
also maybe the last day we ever do anything on YouTube.

(37:58):
So it's just a test just to see if it worked.
When it does, I mean, look like I set your
four year old son could get on You're told your
son three three, Your three year old son could get
himself on YouTube. If you have a phone, you can
hit a button and you're live on YouTube. So AnyWho
is a little complicated than just a phone though only
a little bit though, But if he just wanted to

(38:19):
do just a straight up like shot of himself on
there like hold one button man pillow that I would
I would get more than fourteen viewers. I think you
here's me two twoing on Daddaz's pillow. Hey, that might
go viral. Look, we need to go viral.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
So I think we need videos of your kid farting
on the pillow. We got that to share it. I
got one there and we're talking all right, So here's
what we got coming up. By the way, so you
came in with a situation today where you asked me
if you're a dick for this situation?

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yes, absolutely, all right, we're going to get into that
here in a few minutes. We will let you guys
be the judge as well. That's eight seven seven nine
eight eight one oh sixty seven is the phone number.
Text the word job and your message to five one
eight eight one. You can also watch us on YouTube
right now and we'll talk with you during the break
and everything too, if you'd like to, you know, chat
with us on there, although you can't really chat because

(39:12):
for some reason there is no chat, but you can
at least watch us talk with you and we'll feed
you witticisms and you'll enjoy them and maybe you'll laugh
I don't know, but we'll do that. So there's a
situation that James found himself in, and we are asking
if James is the dick in this situation or if
he's just a dick in this situation, and we'll need
your feedback on that, like a freak jury, if you will.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
So we will do that here momentarily.

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Speaker 3 (41:30):
During the break, watch us on YouTube and we'll continue chatting.
The show doesn't have to end, at least for today
while we play with this. Maybe tomorrow at will I
don't know, but anyway, we will get to that situation
with James. So was James a dick in this situation?
That's common?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
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Speaker 3 (41:58):
It is wllz. We are on YouTube right now. Just
search for the Josh Ennis Show that is I in nes.
Go watch us and see how it looks. Some people
have said that it looks depressing. I don't think it
looks depressing. I do think our studios are a bit sterile,
but that wasn't my decision. I did not decide that
every radio studio should look the exact same.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yeah, it definitely does look sterile. Steril's the best way
i'd put I'd describe this that.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Way, they can have different people come into each studio.
They just change the TV monitors behind them.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
And I get it, I explaining, well, no, but I
get it, and you get it, and everybody now gets it.
I understand why they do it.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
It's just I kind of I like the days when
there was a unique quality about a.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Radio studio, but you don't get those anymore. Those days
are gone, pal because we could bring in the cardboard
cutouts of ourselves exactly, you know, and put funny faces
on them. We could have a fridge. We got our
own fridge.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
We could have like an inflatable like like sex doll
that like sits there because that's funny. You put like
a little sex doll in that chair right there, Like
that'd be great, hysterical. And a giant poster of me
and a man thong. I had that in my old
studio set. But yeah, you can't really do that anymore.
It'd be weird for Bush to come in every day
and see, ye, car, you and a man thong.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
And my dong. I got a oozy in one hand
and a knife in the other.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
And it'd be a weirder thing for us to have
to carry all of that out every day too, so
you're like you put it under your arm, like, all right,
I'll be taking my man thong picture now.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
It already feels like I'm moving in and out of
here every morning, anyway. Correct.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
So anyway, with that said, you came across a situation
today this morning where where you feel like you may
have been a dick, and you have the people to
help you decipher whether or not you were in fact
a dick in this situation.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
The hole. Driving this morning, I was like, I think
I'm a dick. I don't know. We well do share,
I'd like to hear the story.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
So in my subdivision, on the way into work this morning,
it's like it's approaching ten after five, so I'm running
a little behind.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
They got to get downtown. I know the roads are
possibly a mess, and I got to drive a little
more cautiously, so I can't go as fast as I
usually do. And I'm coming through my my neighborhood, through
my subdivision, and I see a car in a ditch. Okay,
car in a ditch. It's a very fancy car, very
fancy car, expensive Mercedes or Audie or something like that.
But it's in the ditch, and what car are you

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driving at the moment?

Speaker 3 (44:11):
I drive a GP Renegade, a Jeep renegade, so not
nearly a Mercedes or an.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Out even close. There's something practical with four wheel drive
to give me from point A to point BOS. That's
that's all I need. And I'm like, ah, I wonder.
Then I noticed, like the lights are on, and I'm like, oh,
this is fresh, this just happened. I don't know recently,
but I think there maybe there's somebody in there. I
don't know. Headlights are on, break lights are on.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Looks like there's a light on on on the inside,
but I can't see if there's somebody. The windows are
tinted to where I can't really see if there's anybody
in there or not sure. And uh, I just turned
and drove by. And in my mind I'm like, should
I have Should I have stopped? Should I have gotten
out to see if they need help? Should I have
called nine to one one? But I'm like, well, in

(44:57):
my mind, I'm like, well, there which is hell? So
they can We're going to be fine. There's one way
of looking at it.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Oh they're driving a Mercedes that you don't know if
they're least to the eyelids on that one either, Yeah,
that's driving that for show.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
But I kept driving. And then as I was pulling
out of the subdivision and getting on the highway, I'm like,
I probably should have stopped and did something, but I'm like,
I don't have the time to stop. Listen, do you
think that person in that Mercedes would have stopped for you?
I don't know. I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
And you know why because people don't stop for each
other anymore. And you know why because it could be
a setup. That's my first thing. I have stopped in
my neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
There's a guy whose car it was dead on the
side of the street, and he flagged me down and
I went and I helped jump his car.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Well, if you've helped somebody before and now you're not, yeah,
you are a dick because you've already helped people before.
Now you've set the present. You need to be like
me and just never help people. If you never help people,
then they can't pick and choose like, oh, you were
a dick. Let me give you an example that's sort
of similar, but not really similar at all. So I
was in Atlanta once and we were doing a radio
show from a diner in Atlanta because I'd gotten kicked

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off of the Super Bowl radio road and I needed
a place to broad as from. So we're doing a
show to diner and they let us do it at
this cool diner that's been in movies and stuff. It's
called the Silver Skillet, I think is what it was
called nice, nice little diner, and it was in like
Anchorman two.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
They've used it in a couple of things. Cool little diner.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
And we broadcast live there all week of the super Bowl,
and each day they'd give me kind of a different waitress.
So one day I gave a really good tip to
this gal because she came on the air with us
and she was funny and lively, so I gave her
like a hundred bucks or some.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
We were there for four hours. I gave her a
hundred bucks. I'm like that.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
The next day, the next waitress was fine, but like
she I mean, we didn't really talk with her a lot,
and I gave her less. It wasn't like I did
it on purpose. I just liked the other person a lot,
so it was like, you know, you could use one
hundred bucks. He felt she deserved more. Correct, and then
the other gal got like fifty or something. So we're
on our way out and the lady that runs the
diner came up to me and she's like, listen, I

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can't let you leave until you give that girl the
same amount of money you gave that girl.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
What And I.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Said, well, why, Like, I don't understand. I liked the
other girl better, she did more, we had her on
the air whatever. She's like, no, she told her how
much she got. That girl was expecting to get that much,
and now you've got to give her that much.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Oh, that's not your problem, and I can't let you leave.
And I'm like, okay, damn it. Like I'm not going
to try to start a fight with these people, so
I just give her the money. I'm like, here's another
fifty bucks whatever. But just no, you didn't earn it.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
I should have said that. I say, you didn't learn it.
I just gave this. You had a pity, you just
gotta robbed at fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
But what what is this? James?

Speaker 3 (47:22):
This is an example of why you should never do
nice things for people, because then people expect more nice
things that are similar or on par with the nice
thing you did.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
So what you do is you just drive by. You
just drive by and you say, you know what, listen,
maybe that and by the way, that guy what what?
I just had an beep and give.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Him the finger, you know, I just okay, in all
serious now outside of you telling the story about Atlanta here,
in all seriousness about helping people, I judge whether or
not I can help people by whether or not I
would truly make an impact.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Like that guy's car is stuck in a ditch. What
are you going to do.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
He's got a phone, he can call somebody that he
knows to come pick him up. Nobody wants to take
a ride from anger. You're not gonna pull him out
of the ditch. In my mind, like, what if he
was unconscious in there? You know what if something like
that was going on, and if I would have stopped,
I could have called for help. But I don't, you know,
I guess if I find out if it's a news
report that the local man dies in the Mercedes, well
then I feel horrible. It's then you're probably going to hell. Yeah,

(48:17):
but uh, but no, I don't know. I Like, I
guess to me, what help could I have provided? Would
be my question. Yeah, somebody, correct, he can call someone.
He's got a phone right where I.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Could actually, you know, gave him a hand to get
him out of the car, because, like I get that
best was on its side.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
So wait, the car was tipped over, was on its
side like so like it's like a drainage ditch that
separates the subdivision from the apartment. Sure, so he's in
the drainage ditch and the car is like not completely
on its side, you know, but okay, well then he's
fine enough on its side to where maybe you can't
get out if it's an old guy, and then then.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
The person he calls will help you him out. You
don't have the jaws of life in your Toyota and
your jeep. Do you carry the jaws of life in
your jeans? I do not, unless because there are these
myths of job, you're going to pry him out of
his car. Like at that point, I'm like, he'll figure
it out, He'll make it. Now, if someone's cars on
fire or something, I think they're in different scenarios where
you can help people.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Blows up. That's a very good point.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Look, and there's also the idea that it could be
a scam because you see stories like that all the time.
Someone flags as Look, I've seen Beverly Hills Cop Too,
and I know how the sergeant got shot. At the
beginning spoiler alert a Beverly Hills cup Too.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Homegirl flagging him down, hand eats and help and then pow,
he gets shot.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
You think that's how I want to go? You think
I want to get taken out that way? No, so
you can't trust people. The Internet has created a space
where you can't trust people. I'm assuming that that person
is scamming me and they want me to pull if
it's dark.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Okay, so it's dark, you pull over. You're like, hey,
I want to help you out.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
In the other they have they have somebody waiting behind
the car for you with a club of some sort
and they club you over the head with it, and
then they.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Take all of your trinkets. Is that what you want?

Speaker 3 (49:54):
They take your treasures. You're unconscious, they take your car
and your treasures. That's all you want to do is
help somebody. It's not Look, it's not the fault of
those people who may really need help. There's been too
many bad situations. No, you're right, I'm gonna put the blame.
I'm Beverly Hills Cop two. That's what you should tell'im. Like, listen,
I saw all your assaultated how the guy got shot?
I saw hey died.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
No good?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
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Speaker 1 (50:32):
Here's the question. Was James a dick in this situation?
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Speaker 1 (51:09):
Give us a look. There, we're live.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Someone on the chat says, blame twice. If you're being
held hostage. It does kind of give off those vibes
in this studio. Come on over, I'm gonna get beheaded alright.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Detroit's wheels that his loser, that his back was.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
James the dick in this situation where he didn't stop
and help somebody who was stuck in a ditch. I
guess you'll only really be a dick in this situation
if we find out that person is dead.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
I hope I don't find that out, and then then
you have to live with that for the rest of
your life. Hey, I mean I put a peeraplegic man
in the hospital before, so I might be Okay, how
did you do that? I crashed into him? So wait
a minute, the guy was already who's already peeraplegic? Yes,
how did you crash into him? I had a coughing
spell on the highway and blacked out as I was

(51:56):
getting off. Coughing caused you to black out? Yeah? Bad?
Whatever I had was real bad. I was coughing so
hard I blacked out. Somehow.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
I made it down the exit ramp and I crashed
right in the back of his van, throwing his van.
I'm assuming. So here's the thing. I had a G
six at that at that time. Gotcha so small? One
of the odds that you hit a guy that's paraplegic. Oh,
I know, it's terble, which means he's half paralyzed, like
the lower half is paralyzed because he still his hands
he's driving. So what I think happened is I crashed

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into him and it threw his hands all crazy, and
he he drove up on the curve on the curb
in the median of the road and his van flipped over.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
If I were him, I would have pretended like he
I wasn't paraplegic already.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Look what you did to me, you bastard. I can't feel.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
That would have been horrible. I was already crying on
the phone with nine one one after it happened. And
then he's like, in the he's the son of a bitch.
I can't feel my left No.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Thank god he didn't do that, because I would have.
I would have like, I don't know what I would
have done. I would have just went and laid on
in traffic. But no, he's like, he's in the he's
in the windield. I have kids.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Just no.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
What's even funnier is he's like, wait to win shield,
tell me off what the winshield? And I was like,
that's when I realized he was paraplegic. So I'm on
the phone with nine one, like, oh yet, I think
he's a real bleachic man. He wants me to break
the windshield. Send to me somebody quick, Blake, I crippled
this man. This man, yeah, O god, I see that guy.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
That would have been the purpose. If I were him,
That's what I would have done to you. I'd have
been like, I can't walk anymore.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
I had to wash the fire department cut his van
open like a tuna can. They're pulling all this stuff out,
like the thrown parts his wheelchair, and I'm just like,
in my mind, the insurance bill is like a you know,
did we have to destroy the man's wheelchair? Did you
have to pull that part out and throw it?

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I mean, he can't feel his legs anyway, so I mean,
I mean, I mean, you couldn't have done much more damage.
That's a posts true, that's true, But I don't know
how much more could have been done. They loaded him
in the ambulance too, and I went in and I
apologize and he shook my hand.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
He's like, we'll go get beers. She never got beers.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
We never got beers, but I did get a letter
from his lawyer we're friends, and I submitted that to
the insurance company and then I got thrown off my
parents' insurance. So that was a very uplifting story. Doesn't
thank you for telling that. Hey, we all walked away alive.
Is James the dick in this situation? And that's the
other situation where he didn't help the guy in the

(54:32):
ditch this morning?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Let's see here, Hello wheels, Yeah, just Brian's going on? Dude, Hey,
what's going on?

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Man?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
How are you good? Two code answered, Yes, what James
is a dicky? Brian? Why am I a dick?

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Man?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
I don't know. Very helpful, Brian, Thank you, Thank you, Brian.
It's almost like he was calling in like he was
answering a trivia question, a prize. Do you want Piston sickens?
It's James a dick? The answer is yes, congratulations, you've won.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
You and a guess I'm gonna go see the Detroit
Business take out the Celtics Monday, little Caesars arena congratulation.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
It's like take calls Casey says, hey, he's throwing out
the number he's a got one.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
We had somebody brave enough to pick up their phone
and dial in and speak with them.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
That's true. Uh, this textter says, James isn't a dick.
The world is fed up, like you were saying, with
scams and such, and he was running for late for work.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
He's not a dick, though. You guys seem like decent dudes.
I think we are. I appreciate that one. Looks now
we're tired.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Look, I would do things if I knew that there
were cameras there and we could make the news.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Dude, I'm a decent guy. Oh maybe that's what I
should have done.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
I should have got out and be like, hey, it's
James here from the Josh in the show on one
of six point seven WLZ. I just noticed the car
and my neighborhood is in a ditch, and I'm gonna
have him, gonna go help him. Come along, Come along
with me, help, get ready with me, follow follow me
on a car rescue.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
You know it's something like that, some real cringey, you know,
thing like that.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
And you know who would do that is a guy
that used to do this morning show, guy named Spencer
who's now at Birmingham. But Spencer is a friend of
mine and he would do those kind of He was
always the guy that would find a way to film
any nice thing he ever did.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Oh really. So for example, he and I were golfing
one day in Delaware.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
That's where I met him in Pennsylvania in Philadelphia and
he was in Wilmington, Delaware, and we play golf together
like on the weekends and stuff. And one day I
had a flat tire and he's like, don't worry, I'll
fix the flat for you. He proceeds to take off
his shirt then give me his phone and say, hey,
take a couple of pictures of me changing your tire
with this shirt with his shirt off, and I'm like sure,

(56:51):
oh boy, so I take the picture.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Whatever. A little bit later, I see Facebook and it's like, hey, you.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Know, sometimes got it when your buddy's d You gotta
come through, bro, you gotta come through.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
You gotta find out who your friends are. Brother, Like
one of those type of deals, Like you, Dick, that's
not the kind of stuff I want to stage.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Like, but you saw the dude that helped the lady
across the street. Oh my god, Yes, And he's getting
a free bike. So you know, maybe maybe that's what
we should do. We should have stopped.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
You should have stopped. I could have been on the news.
You should have stopped. I get rupe rage to do.
What's what I'm saying, that's why.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
You film the video and then like there's a local
man that's gone viral for helping another local man out
of his car, and then just make up fake details
about it, like you know, the man was like hand
capable and you helped him out of there and the
car was on fire.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
You have to like really sell it what it was
a babe. Yeah, well there you go.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
You could distress like a cougar, big kers. See now
we're starting to think of it differently. That's how pornos starts.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Then you go in. It's exactly how pornos started. Sorry, Josh,
I won't be in for work today. I'm I'll be
with Big Booty Judy.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Well that's also how like episodes of nine one one
start too, so it balances out.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
A little bit. But and then what you do in
post is you go in and add flames and stuff.
Oh yeah, I make it look like the car was
engulfed and.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Like you're ripping the roof off because you've got that
adrenaline strength. Oh no, the car is on top of her,
and you lift the car off this, Yes, because you
have adrenaline strength, because you're all REVVD up.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
That's what you should do. There you go. I don't know.
I don't know either, Brian, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Let's see this text says, no, f that guy James
was not a dick in this situation. He's just an
everyday Joe minding his own damn business, says Steve and Philly.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Thank you, Steve. Let's see a way to abuse the
handicapable James. Hey, that was years ago. It was an accident.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
There's a statute of limitations on almost crippling the other
half of a man.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
I still think God that nobody knew how to file
for a Freedom of Information Act and get that nine
one one call, because that would never live that down.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
I mean, is it any worse than my dad calling
trying to get the heart paddles out for his dog
and proceeding to call the lady on the phone and
effing bitch because she wouldn't send the paramedics to revive
the dog.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
I feel like mine would have been worse, at least
for me. I was literally hysterically in tears. I want
to hear this like a little girl, I went, he said,
he he has me me to break the wind shield.
I just all I want, man, But I don't know.
I don't know either, Brian. All right, it's the Josh
Innis Show. This it's the Josh Ennis Show on one
of six point seven WLLZ Detroit Wheels Guaranteed Human. All right,

(59:32):
Josh Innishow Josh and James this morning. Can I interest you.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
In the most listened to tracks in the United States
in twenty twenty five from each of the last seven decades. Yeah,
all right, So by that, I just mean this as
it sounded. I just don't know if it came out
this way in twenty twenty five. These are the songs
that were the most listened to songs from the sixties
to seventies eighties.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
I okay, simpling up right, So.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
In twenty twenty five, the song that was being listened
to the most from the nineteen sixties.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Would you like to take a guess? No? I didn't
think you would.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
I wouldn't be able to place the song in the
sixties Fortunate Sun by Creden's Clearwater Revival.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Okay, so that is something they always easy all the
Vietnam movies right, correct, Yes, anytime, like the Helicopters.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Just Landings, Long made Away, the Flag Who, the Red
Wad and Blue Yep, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
In the nineteen seventies.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
The song that got the most plays from the nineteen
seventies in last year twenty twenty five, Dreams by Fleetwood
mac okay three hundred eighty seven point four million streams.
Was Dreams, the song that was used with the guy
drinking the cranairy juice on the skateboard. Not that that
would have anything to do with that now it a
few years ago, but let's help read it back into

(01:00:56):
the limelight. Maybe the nineteen eighties example would be Don't
Stop Believing by Journey at two hundred and sixty three
million streams. In the nineties, the song that has been
the stream most so the song from the nineties that
was streamed the most in twenty twenty five, Iris by
the Goo Goo Dolls. Really yeah, all these rock stations

(01:01:18):
are starting to play that, and I'm starting to question
my decisions in life.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
They could be like a hip hop or something or
like an R and B or Iris is the answer Wolf.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
I do some of these radio stations and some other
towns and it's like and we play like here's Ozzy,
and then it's oh, here's the Goo Goo Dolls. Look
that's above my pay grade. I'm just like Iris by
the Goo Goo Dolls. As we consider that a like
a classic rock song, now, I mean, I'm I mean
I might start I feel my breast milk coming off.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
See. I feel like it's a classic, like handy dropper song.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
The two thousand song that falls into this category is
Mister Bright's Side by the Killers. The twenty ten song
is Tennessee Whiskey Chris Stapleton, which is a song I'd spies.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
I hate that song. I'm annoyed by it. I don't
know why I don't. I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
And then the one from the twenty twenties is a
song that came out last year called Ordinary by Alex
Warren that will Never go Away. It's a pretty good song,
it's just it's never gonna go away. It will just
continue to be this big time behemoth. That song seven
hundred and forty six point eight million streams last year.
The song came out last year. That's the first one

(01:02:27):
that is not like a rock song. Yeah, that's a
pop so well. Chris Stapleton Tennessee Whiskey is a country song.
And I'm not gonna call the Goo Goo Dolls Iris
a rock song.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
I refuse. It's all rock for sure. I will fight
you on that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
That is mom rock. If anything else, that is mom rock.
But I mean, I don't know that anybody listened to
that in nineteen ninety seven. It was like, this goes hard,
but maybe I'm wrong. So Alex Warren though seven hundred
and forty six point eight million streams of his song
Ordinary For that he made thirty seven dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
If I had to guess.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
So that's if he's lucky. If he's lucky, all right,
we will do sports here. Momentarily. There was a college
basketball betting scandal.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
That's fun. You involved.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
I wish god, I'd love to get involved in something
like that. That could really be a big boost for me.
They wants we got to make news. That could be it,
all right, so we will do that. Tyle Kyle Couker,
Kyle Tucker, Kyle Cooker, It's Kyle Cucker all right, here
is poison the josh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
It is show sports.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
So we discussed earlier Kyle Tucker got a four year,
two hundred and forty million dollar deal from the Dodgers,
and look, there's no rules stopping them from doing what
they're doing. They can do whatever the hell they want.
But I have no interest in baseball, like I just did.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
They've killed it. It's dead. It's uninteresting to me the game.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Over the last decade, I found the game itself to
be boring because I don't like the way the game
is played. If you'd like me to get on my
soapbox about baseball, I like baseball when dudes are hitting
gapers doubles, guys are stealing bases, there's action.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Baseball is a boring strikeout home run game.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Now it stinks and the pitchers are going five innings
because they're more concerned about the v low versus how
they're pitching. It all sucks. Baseball sucks. Real talk hashtag
real talk Baseball blows it. Just like it felt good
to say that, it felt cathartic. Feel better now I do,
got out the chest. Baseball was my favorite sport growing up.

(01:04:37):
I told you, I grew up a fan of the
Saint Louis Cardinals. I went to see them in the
two thousand and six World Series against the Tigers. I
saw them at Bush Stadium there. I saw them in
the twenty eleven World Series. I saw them in the
twenty thirteen World Series. I used to love baseball. That
was my game growing up. I love baseball on the radio,
like I just I'm a baseball guy. When I just
started changing the last couple really the last decade, I

(01:04:57):
just think the game's boring.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I don't like like the pitching clock and all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
And that doesn't do anything for it me because to me,
it's not how long the game lasts. Like I think
that's where they've been misguided in. This is what's happening
in the correct So what you deal with here is
you end up with, like a lot of times people think, well,
people want to be done with baseball in two and
a half hours. That's not true. Football games are three,
sometimes three and a half hours. If there are things
that are fun happening in the game, if there's action, correct,

(01:05:25):
there's no action in baseball. Ninety nine percent of a
baseball game is a bunch of dudes. Standing there with
their hand and their ass doing nothing. So how do
you fix that? Well, the one thing they did that
I liked was they minimize the shift. I thought the
shift was the death of baseball when there's like eight
dudes on one side of the field because some jimote
can't go the opposite way with a pitch, so he's
going to pull it right into the shift.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Hated the freaking shift.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
I'm glad they've they've rectified that to a degree, but
I despise just everything about the way baseball is played now.
The home runner strikeouts, Like who wants to go up
and watch some guys strike out three times a game? Like,
guys don't they're not they don't concern themselves of putting.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
The ball in play.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
There's no action. How can you enjoy a sport in
which there is no action? Like I grew up, I
told you to Saint Louis Cardinals. You go back to
the nineteen eighties, Saint Louis Cardinals. They were a team
that stole like a billion bases and they hit gappers.
They didn't hit a ton of home runs. William McGee
won the MVP in nineteen eighty five for the Saint
Louis Cardinals batting like three point fifty and I want

(01:06:22):
to say he hit like six home runs or something
like now, like six home runs. They got you down
in the California Penal League. You have no chance, you know, so,
like I don't know, the game bores me, like football
doesn't bore me. Basketball is a game doesn't bore me either,
Like the season bores me because a lot of guys
don't care for most of the season, but the sport
of basketball doesn't bore me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
I can watch a soccer game.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
I like, there's a tense quality of a soccer game
that I enjoy even if it's one nothing. Even if
it's nothing nothing, I enjoy like when there is a
scoring opportunity that it's a huge deal. Hockey I can dig,
I can watch I can't watch baseball.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
If I'm alone on this, you can text text the
word and your message to five one eight eight one.
You can call eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven. I just think baseball is boring. Then
you throw on the fact that you got the Dodgers
over here that are like, if we want that guy,
we'll get them. So there's no real competitive balance in
the sport. Like in baseball, there cannot be a universe
where a Green Bay Packers would exist, where a team

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that's a town the size of Whyan Dot can you know,
go out and win the Super Bowl and compete every year. Right,
it doesn't exist. It doesn't exist in baseball because baseball sucks.
And I hope they have a lockout. I hope baseball
goes away for a couple of years and it breaks
and they have to try.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
To figure out how to fix it, because that may
be the only way to fix.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
The damn thing, is a lockout. It's just it's a
boring game, and that's something you can't change. You can't
change the boring nature of baseball because it's just a
stand around game.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
There's not a ton of action unless you go with
like the Savannah bananas and look, I'm stilts in there.
Get the stilts.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Well, I'm not saying you got to have some guy
go out there and you know, like shoot a ball
out of a rocket launcher or something, or a guy
in stilts pitch. But there are are some things that
they do that I think if baseball did them, it'd
be more interesting. They never happened, like the crowd catching
the follball. That's fun, right, but like more realistically, like
they would never do that. But it's kind of like

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the There were certain things that were invented by the XFL,
the original XFL, the face man XFL that are still
used today because the NFL stole them. Like so, even
though that was a disaster, there were certain pieces of
what happened that were useful.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Do you have an example, Oh, what the hell, there's something?
Oh what was it?

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Now? God?

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
There was something that they did, was a camera, there
was something. It was something involving replay or something. But
they did exist. I know this, and I was racking
my brain the second I said that to try to
remember the exact thing. But there were things that the
XFL did that the NFL was like, Okay, I like that.
Another example. I think replay was a part of that too,
I think. But I would look at the Savannah Bananas

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and they will never do this. But the Savannah Bananas
treat every inning like its own game. It's kind of
like a sport, like you know, a game set match sport,
So like a tennis so first inning, the second somebody wins,
the first inning. That inning's over, and we move on
to the second and you're up one inning to nothing.
The team that wins the most innings wins the game.
To me, that's more fun than like what happens if

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a team scores ten runs in the first inning of
a game and it's ten to nothing in the second
inning and it sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Oh yeah, that's true. And they'll never do this.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
And I'm being dead serious when I say this, like
stilts whatever, that's waggy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Yeah, But if you were to go out.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
And you were to take a baseball game and you
were just say, all right, first inning, we just you loud.
The road team scores ten runs in the first inning.
Home team comes up, they score one. That inning's over.
But you scratch it, it's over. You're just you're down
one nothing. Start, you're down one nothing, right, So like
that's fun to me, and to me, that could make
the game more interesting, It would make it move, It

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would make every inning matter, because once a game is
like seven to nothing in the first inning. A couple
of years ago, there was a playoff game, Game five
of the twenty nineteen Division Series, the Cardinals against the Braves.
The Cardinals scored ten runs in the first inning of
a closeout game, the game was over. So in the
first half inning of a close out playoff game, the

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game was over. Imagine a universe where okay, great, you
scored ten runs, it only counts for one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
We'll move on to the second. That's it will never happen.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
That will never happen because people are purest and that's
why baseball will continue to suck.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
But there are certain things.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
That even people like the Savannah bananas do that are interesting,
and I would consider that one of those things.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
I would look at that and say, okay, what about
a backflip before catching a fly ball? There you go,
I'm in stilts. Backflips, dong dances can all make the
game better. So just I don't know what to tell you.
I think baseball is boring.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
I think there's going to be a lockout, and I
think it might finally kill the game, because the game
needs to die so it can improve. And then you
got the freaking Dodgers spending two hundred and forty million
dollars on Kyle Tucker. They have everybody, and they're gonna
do it for school, and they're gonna do it for everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Else.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
If you are a fan of the Tigers, how do
you care about baseball? It is possible because you don't
have a chance to win, you are hopeless. I think
that's why you root for like what you called them,
like the Tiger Stars. That's why you're rooting fortoricals and
that's why you root for sure. But they ain Kyle Tucker.
Those guys ain't good. They're fine, but they ain't good.
Ain't Kyle Tucker. So and you're never gonna go out. Now,
you could spend the money, it's not impossible, but like

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you're never gonna have the resources they have that La has.
You never will because they just have a bottomless pit
of cash for a multitude of reasons that people never have.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
It's like us, we don't have the amount of money,
so we have to be resourceful with what we do
on the air and we get our ass kids. So
like some resources do matter. You can only go so
far with you know, being resourceful. You can do all
you can, but ultimately the big dogs end up winning.
Carol Smith doing the Beatles, Therewith come together, It's the

(01:11:48):
Joshness Show. What's shaken?

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
So playoffs this weekend first game is the Bills and
the Broncos, and you got the Niners and the Seahawks.
The Seahawks quarterback of Sam Darnold. He's got an oblique injury.
He's gonna play.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
But that kind of came out of nowhere. Texans and Patriots.
I think that has potential to be a really good game.
And you got the Bears and the Rams, which I
think the Rams is The Josh Ennis Show on one
six point seven double ll z. Troy tweels, all right,
a Hollywood diddle reportids, it's no good diddling kids. You

(01:12:25):
gotta I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
No little kids, gotta be big holding them away my daughter,
something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Hi, it's the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
W ll z. There's an update on Timothy Busfield. He,
of course, is the the guy who liked to tickle.
He said he just liked to have tickle tickle fights.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
But and what are the rules? No tickle fights with
an erection.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
So here's what happened on a couple a couple of
days ago, A day after turning himself into authorities to
face charges of child sex abuse, stimming from allegations that
he inappropriate touched a minor on the set of a
TV series Let's See. Busfield was ordered held without bond.
He appeared remotely via video link from jail. Whether he
remains in jail will be the subject of a detention

(01:13:13):
hearing scheduled for Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
I wonder if he's like Schantz. I wonder if like
he's out on the zoom and he's just like yeah,
like nope.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Nope, I'm talking to your crap. I ain't dealing with it, crap.
Let me go home a point around, No more, Tim Bussfield.
I guess when you get accused of diddling, you change
your name back to Tim and not Timothy, where you're
like Tim, this is serious, I'm Tim now, but you
think it'd be the other way around. Tim Bussfield denies
the allegations and the criminal complaint and maintains they are

(01:13:41):
completely false. Attorney Larry Stein said in a statement as
a voluntary step, he submitted to an independent polygraph examination
regarding those allegations and passed.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
How does that work? Like you do like a test
and you're like, Hello, did you diddle kids? No? I
did not. Did you have a tickle fight? I have
a tickle fight, Yet you have an erection during that
tickle fight.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
I mean look no, I mean look, everybody knows you
can't have a tickle fight with an erection.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Well we're showing a little bit of possibility of being
deceitful here.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
It is crazy though, when you see famous people like
not that he's a huge star, but when you see
famous people in the County Orange, you know, like it's
so it is kind of jarring, Like it was jarring
seeing the Sharon More mug shots and stuff. You're like,
that dude's the coach at Michigan and now he's in jail,
Like it is pretty like it kind of hits over
the head a little bit when you see that as all,

(01:14:31):
it is kind of crazy. I mean, this guy was
in little big league and now he's in jail. Uh
and he may have diddled kids, you don't know. He
said I had a tickle fight.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
That's that. Ye. No, at least he passed the light
attucker tski. I don't think any of that's submissible in court,
but there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
So now you know, and that is a Hollywood diddle reports.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
It's no good diddling kids, got oh, I wouldn't do
it with anybody younger than my daughter. No little kids
gotta be big holding them away from my daughter or
something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
All right, So you want to get in eight seven
seven nine eight eight one oh sixty seven. You can
also text the word Josh in your message to five
one eight a one. The XFL innovation that that I
mentioned earlier, that they innovated that the NFL stole caller
brought it up the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Overhead camera, so like the skycam on the wire. So
there you got. Told you the XFL did something that
was stolen by the NFL. There you go. And why
couldn't Major League Baseball steal from the Savannah bananas? They've
got some good ideas.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Yeah, last time I checked, there an one hundred thousand
people over the course of a weekend going to most
baseball game.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
We want still, we want still, we want still. We
do give us that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
I guarantee you sell out every Tigers game. All right,
it's the Josh Shedness show in the offspring. Gotta get
away from me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
You know, I got a message from somebody on my
Twitter that let us know why we didn't have a
chat what on YouTube? And we didn't have a chat
on YouTube?

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Because I had accidentally set it to kids for kids,
so you have to take that setting off and then
there can be comments. So now you can chat on
the Josh Ennis Show YouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
So now we're live again.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
Oh I want to see you know if people want
to chat. Okay, so here's what you do. Search for
the Josh Ennis Show on YouTube and we are live.
So share another link. Let's share another link on this
and get people in. We're just you know, looking at
different things and maybe we'll do a live. Well, we'll
just stream this live on YouTube every day. I wonder
why you give them the thumbs up to the cameras
and looking like a dummy. Well I did that because
they needed a thumbnail. Why is this person? There's somebody

(01:16:37):
calling here. Hold on, let's let's see. Let's see wllz Hello, Hello, what's.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Up, Zach? What's going on? Man? I just wondering if
I want that Pisson ticket. No, sorry, brother, you didn't.
We're all out. All right, sounds good man, I'll try
again next time. All right, thanks brother, good talking with you.
It's good to have communication with the outside world. Well,
we maybe one step closer to the chat. I still
don't have a chat like there's an option to open

(01:17:06):
up the live chat panel, but it will not after me.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
That doesn't make sense. I see a chat on my end?
Oh do you welcome to live chat? Remember to guard
your I mean, I think, I mean, can I can
I leave a comment?

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
I don't know. Let's see hid I mean, I think
it showed up. I think did I do this right?
Damn it? Did I do this right? I see a
little window for a chat. I see the window for
a chat too. All right now, my good. So here's
what you need to do.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Follow the Josh Ennis Show on YouTube, or at least
go to YouTube right now and search for the Josh
Ennis Show. That's where we are right now. We are
live on video and we'll talk with you during the
songs and stuff too. So right now YouTube and go chat. Like,
let's see Brooklyn Powell said, yas, is that you? Or
is that somebody else?

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Me? Mine's the one before, Brooklyn. I don't see one
from you. Mine just says I see hi.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
Oh there we no no kids allowed, ha ha ah,
says Brooklyn Powell. Ha no kids here ha All right,
So anyway, we'll see if this ends up getting anybody
to engage with the show or not. It may or
may not, but just go there right now. YouTube search
for the Josh Enness Show. You spell it Josh like

(01:18:17):
the normal way, and then I n n ees like
the normal way I've always spelled it. But anyway, so
do that right now, just the Josh Enness Show and
then go comment and we'll talk during a couple of
these songs here, and then we will reconvene on the
radio side of things, and I will give you guns

(01:18:37):
n' roses now on Detroit's wheels. Oh wow, wow, Why
it's the Josh Ennis Show. Josh and James this morning.
Eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh sixty seven
is the phone number, and of course you can text
five one eight a one. Just text the word Josh
and your message to five one eight a one. That's
a good way to communicate with us. We'll come share
with us on the YouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Correct. People are chatting on the YouTube as we speak
and see some engagement, some interaction from the listeners, people
that are listening to the show and they're talking to
each other. HM.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
It's good to know that there's other people out there,
there are other forms of life that are out there
for us. So Josh looking felt compared to the last
time I saw him. Hope alcohol has been eliminated. No, no, no, friend, No,
I just cheat and drink. Is still drink a lot
they do.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
I don't like that. I've taken pill form stuff before.
I like to take my shots, okay, every Saturday and
take them and I like them.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Quick question, Why does every Detroit centered radio station play
gn R and Queen so much?

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Just curious radio? Is my nine to five theory.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
I ask a lot of these questions too, because I've
this is my complaint about radio in general, but particularly
here where there's a whole hell of a lot of
rock radio stations, more than any other city in the country. Right,
they all basically play the same stuff. If we're being
completely on there's slight differences, like, oh, this station I
played John Mellencamp and this one plays the Pretty Reckless.

(01:20:02):
But like at its core, a lot of these radio
stations still play g and I Are still play Queen,
still blame Metallica, still play a lot of the same stuff.
That's been my biggest complaint about it. The real reason
is because it tests well correct. If it didn't, they wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Yeah, but there you go, but you hate it that
much to find a way to be a part of
some sort of listening panel and.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Queen unless those are good songs. Yeah, they're not bad songs.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
It's just a that's kind of the way the world
is set up where Look, I've never been in a
situation like this where there's five rock radio stations in
a town and they're all basically playing the same stuff
and you're up again, but we're up against it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Like that's kind of how this goes. I mean, we
know that, but yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
I think we're better, but a lot of the stuff
is equally the same, like one might play. Hey, I
actually work in some fog hat on our stage. But yeah,
I don't know if that's why because people like those songs.
I guess it's the simplest way to put it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
All right, So we are live on YouTube for a
few more minutes. Just been testing this out. It's good
to know that the chat does exist, though, So we
have a chat there. Wizard Sleeves says, I do appreciate
the fact Metallica made normal radio play. Look, if you
like Metallica, I know a place for you. It is
Detroit's wheels. Now, I will be honest with you. Sometimes

(01:21:20):
in the morning I have to eliminate some of the
metallica because the songs are seven and a half minutes long,
and if we played them all, you'd never hear from us,
which maybe you would prefer. I don't know, but yes,
Detroit needs more hair metal. I agree, sir. Everybody needs
more hair metal because hair metal rules. I'm in favor

(01:21:40):
of more Warrant and Poison and Motley Crewe and Firehouse.
That's what I'm in favor of. We should just start
a hair metal station, is what we should do. Haircut
one hundred here we gone? It probably is Actually I
think Haircut one hundred's the name of a band. Actually, really,

(01:22:02):
I looked that up. I'm fairly certain I'm accurate on this.
Haircut one hundred. Is there a band called Haircut one hundred?
Does a band exist? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Yes, it's a pop group, a pop group called Haircut
one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
There you go, Cut one hundred, British pop group formed
in nineteen eighty.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
That's why I'm here. Nice to see all live on YouTube.
Nice to put the faces to the voices rock on fellas.
Thanks Jen, let's see Firehouse and Kicks. I'm all for that,
more so Firehouse than Kicks. But yes, I'm down with that.
So we'll do YouTube for a few more minutes during
the commercial break here we'll chat with you on there.
But anyway, we have got more rock and more roll

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coming up on Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Like it or not. This is the Josh inn Is Show.

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
One of six point seven WLZ Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
One of six point seven Detroit Wheels. Josh in the
show Josh and James this morning. Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
All right, so here's what we're doing today. We are
hanging out and we are on YouTube today. We're just
testing it out to see if anybody would watch it
and anything else. So if you'd like to go to YouTube,
you can just search for the Josh Ennis Show. You
spell that I n ees and if you do that
then you can chat with this and there are a
bunch of people chatting. There's like Daryl Watts and Mills

(01:23:18):
Lane and Donald Hello, Donald Fritz.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Hello. Just let's see Brooklyn Powell.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
See what people are getting here is you're getting a
lot of behind the scenes action, which is just mostly
me bitching about things I have to do.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
For Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
So if you're into watching a curmudgety, fat guy bitch
about things he has to do for Monday, because somehow
it's like you can only take days off if you
still basically do the damn job for Monday, that's just me.
So if you'd like to watch me bitch and try
to build what is considered a or whatever you want
to call it, greatest Greatest Hits show, you can do

(01:23:57):
that while the songs are playing. So while music is
playing on Detroit's as, you can come over to YouTube
right now and hear me bitch about this. It's really
entertaining from what I gather. So you like, like Brooklyn
pal says, best idea, to come on here and entertain us.
That's why I'm here. I'm here to entertain you and
bitch about things that I have to do about my duties.
I have to bitch about my duties. So if you'd

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like to see me, I have first world problems.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
I have to do a show.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
No, that's not a first world problem, sir, that is
an everyman problem because everybody's boss makes them do things
they don't want to do. So you can I'm not
out here, Oh I'm sorry that you you couldn't help
somebody who was wrecked in their car. Yeah, because I
believe your words were they mean, they were probably rich,
they drove a nice car, so you couldn't help them.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
But you're judging me. I'm not judging this. There was
a judge, there was a judge. No, I felt a
judge felt the mockery.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
This text says, I mean listening to Pearl Jam for
the forty fifth million of time is tempting.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Well, there you go. Let's see.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
I can't get enough of the Josh Inning Show. It's
funny and entertaining. Thank you, best show ever.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Thank you. Well, you guys are wonderful. That's very nice
of you to say. So.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
Come on over now, join us and say hello in
the youtubes in the YouTube's Kids Josh Ennis Show and
chat with us and watch me bitch. You can either
listen to me bitch or you can watch me bitch
about other things. See, no matter where you go, I'm
bitching about something.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
That's what I do.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
All right, Uh but uh, before you get to YouTube,
I will play a rock and roll song for you
by a rock and roll singer. Although I could make
an argument that Phil Collins.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
Is not a rock and roll singer. He's a drummer. Well,
he's a drummer who sings, but like musically like he
was in Genesis in their prog rock or whatever, and
then Genesis when they made Invisible Touch, Like everybody's like,
this is sell out pop stuffy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
That's my Phil Collins. So I like a little Invisible
Touch Thill sou sous studio.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
That's what I'm here for. But those aren't rock songs
or pop songs. Okay, I don't know if you have
an attitude to I'm picking up. I'm not picking up
on a chu. Some rock songs can be pop songs.
They can't. Those are just straight up pop songs and
I like them. Yo, who hates that Phil Collins? Casey? Oh?
Really he hates pop.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Phil Collins because Casey is a bit of a pud. Anyway,
It's in the air tonight on Wheels one All six
point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in a show. It is
Josh and James. Welcome in everybody. We have a weekend
of football consumption, which will be lovely, but we're running
out of those. Pretty soon there won't be football to

(01:26:30):
consume anymore, it'll just be like the UFL or whatever
the hell the Panthers played like two weekends and then
the big game, right yep, so that's all we got.
Then we're done. Then you know what you're stuck with? Baseball? Gross, well,
also hockey and basketball. We got good hockey and basketball going.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
On right now that I was going into the summer,
and there you go, and then football will be back
in like nine months, and that's it. Really when you
think of it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
It's true though, when you really think about this, how
sad is it that the NFL season does not start
again officially regular season for nine time?

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
That hurts my heart. It disgusts me. Even I'm sad.
I'd like to making the baby. Oh man, I'm so sad.

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
Now, if you like to watch what we're doing behind
the scenes today, you can on YouTube right now. I
finally just like opened up my YouTube again, which is
I've had forever. I'm like, well, let's just see how
it looks. It's dusted off, let's just see. So if
you'd like to come watch right now during the commercials,
if you're like, well, I like the show, but like

(01:27:30):
there's nothing happening. There's commercials. Well, guess what, kids, you
can come watch right now. We are live and we
will talk during the commercials as we build out our
Monday show, do some other behind the scenes stuff. You
just hear me bitch. If you want to hear me
bitch about radio stuff, that's really where to come for that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
I'm very curmudgeting. You're like the number one source for bitching. No,
certainly behind the scenes. Yes, I try to put up
a brave face when we're actually on the air. Off
the air, I just bitch. Let's see hello, Detroit's Wheels. Hey,
how's it going?

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
I called earlier. Did you get the write email for me?
I think we did. I wrote down your email whatever
you gave me hey for Josh ub Yeah, I think
we got that. Why why do you ask, Oh, I
ain't get no email? Well, nobody else is in the
office yet, it's not gonna happ all right, Well, thank you, brother.

(01:28:26):
Look throw out the number. Oh, Josh is on one oh.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
Six point seven double ll Z Detroit Wheels, well six
point seven Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
People are making requests on our YouTube page, our YouTube channel.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
I said, hey, request a.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
Song and maybe I'll play it to reward you for
hanging out with us for a little bit while we
were testing this out today.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
With a not requesting songs, are just saying artist's names.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Yeah, so like play John Scatta Let's and I would
play the hell out of John Soicata. Don't timp me
with a good time. Just another day without you? That, friends,
is a jam. Hold on a second, John Sicata, Do
we have John Scicata here?

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Just another day?

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
Squeen God, I love this song so much less I
understand that. Do you have things you're into? I like
John Sicata? Okay, I mean there's worse things you could
be into.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
Sorry to the folks who are actually on the YouTube,
I can't play this for you, But the people on
the radio get to win. This is this is This
is a supermarket Mount Rushmore, Mount Rushmore supermarket.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Jam, my friend, I feel like you should be in
the produce department right now.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Yeah, looking at melon's exactly what you're looking at, melons candle.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
The pressure man were getting squeeze, little squeeze, nice melonsis
and looking at yoga pants because that's where all the
yoga pants are. At eight o'clock nine in the morning,
I had that f ham over there.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
Yeah wow yeah like that huh pushing the cart, getting down, Yeah,
grabbing all the merch.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
Oh look is it salea oh yeah? Two for one ribs.
I want to I want to barbecue this weekend. Let's
go ah bohy. This is legendary supermarket jam the mo
reason nine one five and the way to make it

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through the day without two.

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
Another good John Soccatta, Wait, John Sicata. John Scicata wasn't
big on volume, but John Scicata was like quality over quantity.
Was it was if you, oh God, if you go
as another good John Scicata song. These are all super
market legendary songs. This is just good. Now.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
I want to go to Meyer or Kroger wherever and
just be just wait for this to come on. I
want to call Walmart radio and requests. Is there a
phone number to call Walmarts?

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Maybe? What have we just called a Walmart and we
talked to like the customer service person and request a song.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
I'm gonna be at Walmart at ten forty seven. Can
you guys make sure if you go by John Scicata,
or even if you just pretend like right now we're
in their shopping like, hey, I just want to request
I'm hearing your store.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
I'm looking at adult diapers and uh, you guys are
really pumping out some bangers.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
But I think that the vibes in the store would
be immaculate if you played John Sicata. They'll be spending
so much more money. Let's see Walmart radio phone line.
Oh there isn't a public phone line. You guys are
all a scam. Radio is a big scam at Walmart.
That's why we're guaranteed human.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
It's called a Detroit Walmart. And they don't Now we're jamming. Boy.
Now I want to go to the grocery store, like

(01:32:28):
am I I think? Am I need to stock up
on bush Lottes anywhere?

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
I do? You know me?

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
You know I need them for the weekend. Lots of football.
There to days a football and a day off on Monday,
and Kroger is usually stop. Yeah, you can get like
a thirty rack for like twenty bucks. I don't understand
why people like drink craft beers. I mean, real talk
craft beers are kind of for a holes there, I
said it. Most people are just trying to get hammered.
So give me my domestic lights please.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Well, I think it's so people who enjoy beer can
have like they get that same feeling as wine drinkers
get it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
They can sip the beer and swirl it around it. Yeah,
you know those people, those notes of oats and barley.
Those people are also dicks.

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
They also wouldn't stop to help him motor as the
car was stuck in a ditch. That guy was probably
sifting his wine over he crashed his car this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
Maybe that's what I think, Kava, that's the case.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
You probably didn't want me to help him, which then
i'd have to say, I saw the man sitting his wine.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
Would you like to know what I what?

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
I what I think of when I see some guy
drinking his craft beer? It's eleven craft beer?

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
What's so funny? You are? You a stupid dick?

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
That's what I think when I see somebody drinking there
eleven percent beer, Like, what's so funny?

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
You are?

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
You just spent like fourteen dollars on that disgusting gasoline?
I'm drinking lattes, say goodbye.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
Think that's mister malet. Maybe I said, oh wait, you
said you wanted an ip a much So funny? You are?
You stupid. Yeah, I used to be a big I
p a guy. I love the bitterness.

Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
Muchophonic, You are you a stupid dick?

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Oh, dare you? I'm a grown man who likes alcohol
that tastes bitter and natty. Come on over to our place.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
We've got a fourteen percent porter that was poured out
of a shoe.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Mutophonic, You are you a stupid dick? But it's made
with locally sourced tops. Great much so funny. You are
you a stupid dick? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
That a huge fad that's completely died down now is
all the craft beers that So I read a story
about craft breweries that a lot of them have had
to start making more generic, like it tastes like bush
light basically because that's what people want.

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
So, like that's kind of how things have evolved. It
started with like, oh, I've got favor yeah, and some
of them are good. I'm like, I'm making a joke.
There are some of those that are are good, but
like usually they're the ones that taste the closest to
domestic beer, and it's got to piss them off. It's like, you,
sons of bitches, I've made this great batch of this beer.
It's it's forty seven percent ABV and it tastes like

(01:35:31):
dark chocolate, but it tastes nothing like chocolate, although it says, hey,
this is our chocolate stout, and I'm like, yes, if
chocolate tastes like gasoline, then yes, it tastes like chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
I never got hints of any like the sweet stuff
in the beers. Now fruits like I can pick up
some fruit, but then you get heartburn.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
You're like, hey, I'll get that that that schnasberry shandy,
and then you know what ends up happening.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
I end up with heartburn, and then the joke's on me.
What's so funny? You are a stupid dick, like lining
Google's put out like a lemonberry lining cue line of
Google screws me up, man, I get the heartburn and
the gird acts up.

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
Then I like, I wake up choking on my own
saliva like four in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
But I mean I would get hammered off those like
delicious well as you should.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
Yeah, I mean they are good. They taste like fruity pebbles.
And then there was a a local brewery, Woodward Avenue
Brewery the web. Yeah, they had like a raspberry blonde
that was delicious, and that was before all the craft
breweriesolves brought it up all over the place. You would
go to the web and well get it the exotic beer.
The thing about craft breweries, they also went the way
of like froyo. Remember when there was a froyo everywhere,

(01:36:43):
And now you'll see like three froyo places still because
they all close down. Like right there used to be
the tcby but it close down because the market correct
and I think that's craft breweries and that's why they've
all Like the beer sales are also down because fun fact,
because of jimokes like you who smoke reef cigarettes. So
because of you, guys, kids of this generation don't drink

(01:37:04):
beer anymore, like the youth like the whatever we are
millennials or primennials or whatever whatever this generation is, they
don't drink beer as much anymore. Therefore they smoke pot.
Therefore breweries are hurting for this. That's why people like me,
damn near forty year old guy that just wants to
drink domestic light beer is keeping the beer industry afloat.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Thank goodness for you, not some man bunned fruit canap
freaking like belling fruitcake, because you know you never heard
anybody you said anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
It's just somebody over there that's got a man bun
walks in and it's like, hey, everybody, you know, I
want of a ninety seven percent abv A dragon fruit stout.
Now I'm like, I don't want that. I just want
domestic light beer. That's all I want. Man, Let's see
what this person wants. Let's see.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
I'm gonna I hope it's not about an email address.
I'm gonna guess it's about pisto. Oh they went away, okay,
but I'm gonna guess it's about Piston tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
If I had to guess, Yeah, I still need to
get that email for my pride.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Man, it's me Josh showed it again. Where's my email?
I might have to call him when they get off
the air to make sure he's gonna get the email?
Were after? What's so funny?

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
You are?

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
You stupid dick?

Speaker 3 (01:38:20):
Oh god, Hey, it's been an hour and twenty minutes
as I won those tickets. It's been eleven minutes since
I last called. Still no email. How am I gonna
plan my Monday? How am I gonna plan my trip
to the game anyway. But thanks for listening, Joffre. You
appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
We do.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Really, I'll just joke. Oh boy, it's already nine to fifty.
I still need to play at least one more song
so I don't get in trouble. And then Laura's banging
on the door right now.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
She's like, Hey, it's Laura. Laura, calm down.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
She's like, hey, it's We're gonna play some rock music
and stuff and Laura and I'm like, hold on, Laura,
I'm working here. This is still my area until ten o'clock. Yeah,
mind your own damn business. We have nine minutes and
twenty nine seconds still. I told it to that, Rob Branton,
I'll tell it to you. This is my domain until
ten o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
You always get into fights with people with ponytails. That's
I don't know what what does it deal with that?
You got anti man bun with Rob Branton and Laura.
Now I know two people with man buns and goatee's.
I can't go that's not true. She doesn't have a
go Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
Yeah, I don't forgot about that one. I'm just hitting
random buttons now. I'm having a good time, we're just
hitting random buttons. Let's see what this one plays.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
Dunk codell, I rock you don't there you go. Let's
see what this button does. Her undergarments station sometimes refer
to his panties, sometimes refer to its panties. Top. Thank you,
thank thank you. I want made some Glorio, got that

(01:40:03):
for you. I just got a whole bunch of stuff here.
Let's see a big fat slob. That's right, a big
fat slob. You got that one for. We're just loaded
with this little device. You got to get in common.

Speaker 4 (01:40:12):
This one fella king and I put in a hard
day's work, put in eleven twelve hours a day, and
they ain't getting you drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
And the lace rang one or two beers.

Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
They're making it laws where you can't drink when you
want to, can't you have to wear a seat belt
when you're driving.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
Are assume we're gonna be calm in this country.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
I'll tell you who did not contribute to that man's GoFundMe.
Those people, no, they did not, because they are super dead,
so they are long dead. They are like, wait, you're
going down that road? Well I mean that, And obviously
they wouldn't have done that anyway, But I feel pretty
confident that they are.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
We're going to spend their money on their post work beers. Yeah,
let's see.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
Diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diapetesh diabetes.

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
It sounds like in the studio and Josh is clearing
out the box. Pro this is exactly what it's like.

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
Hey, no place like W one oh six point seven
the Wheels for Great Entertainment and News and now a
YouTube channel that had eight people watching.

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
God, I love that W Windle six seven. Yeah, for
the Epstein time. Republicans need to stop being obsessed with
girls and kids for the Epstein time. I think that
was that Ann Arbor story with the transgender Oh yeah,
or the reporter. We thought the reporter was in the wrong.
Oh yeah, he's being a creep asking looking at kids. Hey, Docker,
this is visiting. I want to say, Uh, big birthday, brother,

(01:41:40):
keep on wrock and shout the devil and uh, this
is this is when your friends got you that big
stuff for big ol'd big old four. Oh you man,
all right, I'm just hitting random button. I can't play that. Sorry,
we can't. That's ai. That's a I that is not
guaranteed hum and so we can't play that. I'm sorry.

(01:42:01):
Let's see what this button does. We can't play that.
I'm sorry. That's not what we ai. Songs that were bad.
Hold on, what is this? That's another one? Hold on?
Oh that was even the bathroom this morning? Yeah, you
know was in there with the reporter. Did you know
that was you? Dude?

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
You were pooping yesterday? I was, and I was gonna
I don't know, I saw you. I know it was
you because your shoes are solid black. Like there's James
having a poop. I think I'm the only one that
poop's in here too. I think you are think like
I refuse.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
I refuse. I used to be that way, but then
I'm like, you know what, yo, I gotta poop. I
gotta poop. I ain't clenching my cheeks for that long.
We're looking for the chick with big boobs.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
We are ready to do you now, that'll be us
at the Walmart and then they'll play John Soccata.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
We're gonna that's what we're gonna do when we take
over the Walmart radio. We're gonna, you know, say, we're
looking for the chick with big boobs, and then we
get John Socicata. I think that if there's mount rushmore
of artists, not necessarily songs, but artists that are Walmart
banger artists, John Scotta may be on that, which is
ridiculous because he's only got like three songs, but they're

(01:43:11):
all jams, and I hear them all at the grocery store.
Maybe that's not.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
Fair, Like why are you judging it on like the
love of the song or the amount of songs that
are there, just how often their plays, Like I say,
like Fletwood Mac would have a ton too.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
You know what I think is the most heard song
ever in the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
It is Billy Ocean Caribbean Queen Parentheses no more Love
on the Run.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
I think that's maybe the most played song.

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
I wonder if there's a if there's data on this,
I'm gonna ask ai, really, okay, what song has played
the most in the grocery store.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
Let's see, it's gonna be alright, I know where we
be long? Do you believe in? Do you believe in?

Speaker 4 (01:44:00):
Yes? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
Anyway, Sorry, there is no single, definitive most played song.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
In grocery stores, so the grocery store music not get
like counted it was on the radio with a scan
source or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
Although this site does estimate that daft punks get lucky.
Ace of bass is the sign are examples. And now
Shaboozies a bar song.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
If I heard Shaboozies a bar song in a grocery store,
I would never go to that grocery store again. No,
but yea beach Boys Fleetwood Mac and I never hear
beach Boys in the grocery store the sign though I do.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
Jimmy Eat World the Middle that does a lot boy.

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
Someone had a Reddit thread about this the supermarket hot
one hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
Now this is my kind of topic.

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
Sorry that Laura Chill chill for five minutes. Damn it,
I'm the morning guy. They don't tell.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Do you think that whoever does middays over there on Mojo?
I think think they tell Mojo to leave. No thank you.
So examples that this person lists.

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
Let's see Soak Up the Sunk by former lover of
kid Rock Sheryl Crowe. I guarantee she's had to use
a Brillo pad on her private parts to get him off.
She's like I did it never happened, It never happened.
Let's see the middle can't stop the feeling that horrible
justin Timberlake song from the movie about the trolls.

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
Oh yep, let's see.

Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
Daniel Powder bad day. That's a crappy one, though, had
a bad day.

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
One kiss? Do I love Dua Lipas so much? She's
so hot? Let's see. I think these people are all
very wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
When I hear the songs in the grocery store, I
hear a lot of Billy Ocean, Get out of my dreams,
Get into my.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
Car, great one Heart. There's a lot of eighties Heart that.

Speaker 3 (01:45:47):
Plays in the grocery store, eighties Heart, so you get like,
what about love?

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
And alone? Dude?

Speaker 3 (01:45:53):
Alone is like epic grocery store banger Phil, a lot
of Phil Collins, Like, here's.

Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
Something but on the way to heaven, I know where
we be long? Do you believe it?

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
Do you still get el his eighties Elton John So
you'll get like I'm still standing.

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
I guess that's why they call it the Blues. That one.
I feel like, did he have like a big song
with like the Lion King or the Laddin or something.
I feel like quite a bit no.

Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
Offense, But did you really just ask me did Elton
John have a big song that was associated with the
Lion King? It was only like one of the biggest
freaking songs ever. Okay, so I'm right you are, But
it just bothered me that you didn't know, like, hey,
it's it's you know. Can you feel the Love tonight?
That's right, that's what it was called.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
Elton John? Can you feel the Love today? I'm bothered
by this, not as much as I am by the
haircut you got. But keep going back to the air. Huh,
yeah I do. I'm sorry. It's only been a week.

Speaker 3 (01:46:51):
Anyway, So I guess it's time for us to go.
Because Laura has a flamethrower. Wow, I don't even know
we have those here. We can't get cups, but we
have a flamethrower. She was probably borrowing it from the
Ali Butcher probably are. So there's a goat on the run.
But anyway, so we will be back Monday and there
will be Sammy Hagar tickets that could be yours. So

(01:47:14):
that's an eight twenty five on Monday. Laura is up next.
She will be playing rock and roll music for you,
and then Rob Rand's gonna come in here. He keeps
all of his secrets in his ponytail, and it's it's
just starts pulling random things out like a piol He's like, oh,
here's my ticket, stuff from that Molly Hatchet show.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
Pulls out a giant HOGI here's my lunch.

Speaker 3 (01:47:37):
No, I love it. I don't know what to tell you.
We're having a fun time. You guys are a very
good time. We enjoy you very much. Anyway, it's time
for us to go though, because there are other people
that need to play their tunes. And Laura's actually got
her book out. She's planning all the songs she's going
to play. Oh, she's walking in with a stack of records.
Do we get the time machine?

Speaker 1 (01:47:58):
What year is this? Anyway? A right, We will see
you guys later. The Josh Innes Show one O six
point seven WLLZ Detroit's Wheels