March 31, 2026 • 44 mins
How Verlander did in his debut back with Detroit, a woman that pulled a Houdini and escaped from the back of a cop car, the jobs most and least likely to be at risk due to AI, a teacher fired for asking students highly inappropriate “Thought of the Day” questions, a body found on the side of a local highway, a lottery winner arrested three times since winning the lotto, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
WLZ Detroit one six point seven, Detroit's wheels and an
art radio station.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Guaranteed human All right, welcome in Josh Dennis Show, Josh
and James this morning. What's up on this Tuesday? Counting
down until the home opener where we will be broadcasting
live in living color. It's going down on Friday morning.
(00:30):
So you're gonna want to come hang out with us
on Friday morning because it's going to be electric. This
is our first like on site live broadcast. There you go,
that'll be a part of history. Yep. It's gonna be
at Harry's Bar and Grill next to LCA. So we're
gonna be the Lastic Bar. Yeah. So we're gonna be
there broadcasting live seven am, right and early no cover,
(00:51):
two floors, six bars, outside heat of ten to two
morning day. It seems the weather might be getting somewhat better,
because it looked like it was going to be pretty lousy. Know,
I might be making that up, I little there is
what I had seen originally. Well, it's now going to
be Look Friday says sixty six degrees. I'll take it,
not at you know, seven in the morning, but sixty
(01:13):
six degrees looks like a little cloudy, but uh, rain wise,
not terrible. Once you get past you know, the early morning,
there's very little chance of rain. It might sprinkle. There's
always a chance, I guess. Also, today is Tuesday, and
that is Friday. This is Michigan. You know it could
end up snowing. They could so, but we're hoping for
(01:34):
the best. Yes, So we are going to be out
there on Friday. We got shirts, Yeah, we just got
them in today. They looked signed Believe Meadows jersey. Yeah.
We have some theme night jerseys from last season to
give away. Yeah, and we're working on some some blutleg
in this show sweat. Well, that's good, So come out
(01:56):
and hang out with us. That is on Friday, Friday morning,
we're broadcasting live from Harry's by LCA. Come hang. I
was supposed to play the Red Hot Chili Peppers this morning,
and this was the first song, and then I said,
you know what, I'm not doing that because I'll be
real with you. Hug yourself up a little bit. I do.
(02:16):
And I'm also sick of here in the Red Hot
Chili Peppers only because I'm on all these radio stations.
Humble brag. I guess but not really weird flicks, and
it wasn't. I'm not flexing. I know, I'm just playing.
I only say it because it's in the humble brag
I was. I wouldn't let it go out of flexing.
But no, I put your muscles away one of these
damn state every station. It's just Chili Peppers, Chili Peppers,
(02:38):
and they're fine. I'm just sick of the Chili Peppers.
So it happens when you're a popular band that people
have enjoyed. Look, look, I like the red Hot Chili Peppers.
I'm sick of them at the moment. Okay, So I'm
gonna play something we never play. I'm gonna play Trooper,
raise a little hell, and we're gonna wake up this morning.
We're gonna give you sports in just a few minutes.
Verlander may suck, but let's go Trooper and raised a
(03:01):
little straight of thing. Good.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Josh, in his show sports Well.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Stayed up late last night to watch Verlander pitch. Oh well,
the good news is I didn't have to stay up
very late. Yeah. Was he pulls?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
It was pretty good second and eighth and didn't he
He went three and two thirds and gave up six
hits and five runs.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Ouch, So he wasn't great. And it got started early.
They scored in the first, they scored in the second,
so uh Verlanders sucked. It wasn't great. Uh he collapsed,
so but a good thing.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
It happened away and at time zone, hardly anybody was
even watching here.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I see. I agree. You can just kind of forget
it happened, like this is warm up.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
The final score was nine to six, but at one
point it was eight to nothing. Whoa, the Tigers made
a run in the sixth inning and made it eight
to six, and they gave up another run nine to six,
and that ended up being the final man.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
All those citizens of Phoenix probably get some sort of
a free hot dog or a hot dog discount now
at the.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Circle k correct, like free coffee. Yeah, when the Diamondbacks.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Would score so many runs, we would be given on
free hot dogs all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, well we Uh. When I was in Saint Louis,
if the Cardinals scored six, you would get like sixty
nine cent coffee or something like that. On the run mobile,
they'd call it six as a serious number. So if
the Cardinals would score six, you would get cheap coffee
or whatever. Ah, but uh, Colt Keith has been kind
of the offensive surprise of the season. He went two
(04:35):
for five with two doubles. He's six of fourteen on
the year, has three two hit games out of the
four they've played, so that's good. Let's say here the Pistons.
They were losers last night in Oklahoma City, won fourteen
to one ten, which was kind of remarkable considering that
no one played like okay See had their guys out
(04:55):
there and SGA scored forty seven points. The Pistons had
nobody and they overtime against one of the best, if
not the best team in the league. So good on them.
They are still four games up now on Boston for
the number one seed with seven games to go. Red
Wings tonight are in Pittsburgh, another big game. They're all big.
They are two points behind Columbus for the number two wildcard,
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and they also are tie point wise with Ottawa and Philly.
Columbus hosts Carolina tonight. Ottawa also on the outside looking
in there at Florida. Philly also on the outside looking
in at Washington, so obviously a big win tonight against Pittsburgh.
Who's better than people thought they were supposed to be.
They're in the playoffs, not just a wildcard. They are
(05:38):
in a playoff spot. I thought they were supposed to suck.
Then I look at the standings and it's like, oh, Pittsburgh,
they're actually in the actual playoff. Not as sucky as
I thought. As it turns out, no, no, and there
you go. That is sports, all right. Speaking of sports,
so the dude that the Pistons traded to the Bulls
(06:00):
a couple months ago, this dude is bat bleeped crazy
and got cut by the by the Bulls because he
went on like some like religious and anti gay rants
come off on the on the internet, so we'll get
into that. I saw a headline with his name in it,
but I didn't realize it was. It was very nuts.
He was going off on the concept of LGBTQ nights
(06:22):
and stuff like that. Okay, here we go, which would
be a great topic to discuss on a radio show,
but it might be a little too much for us,
I think, So we'll see, though it depends on if
I get into a mood later. I get into a
mood where I'm like, I don't care, let's go get
you a coffee, we'll go get we'll go talk to
some people. But otherwise a coffee is some night ranger.
Well we can do both of those things, all right.
(06:44):
It's the Josh Shennis Show.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Called The Josh Inness Show now at eight seven seven
nine eight eight one O six seven one.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
O six point seven w.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
LZ Detroit's reels one of six point seven Detroit's wheels. Hey,
it's Mojoe just walked in. I'm o Hey, Hey, what's up,
mo Joe? How are you? I don't know if any
of our microphones work, but you can grab one if
you want. This. Does this one work?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Can you hear me? I think? So? What are you
guys talking about this morning? We're playing a lot of music, pal,
We just played Kryptonite by Three Doors Down? But why
do I love that song? Oh? It kicks ass? I
love it. Casey loves it too. That's why he plays
nine told an hour instead of having us talk.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Are you guys going to talk about the lady in
Meskegan who is in the back of the police car
and crawled out the back. We're gonna so on our
show we have Shannon Shannon's about that woman's size, we're
going to actually try it today.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh yeah, so if you guys would.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Like to be part of that, would you guys like
to be the police officers that didn't notice the woman?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Sure, I got nothing to do. We want to reenact that. Wait, wait,
we have to play in aloof police officer. Yeah, I
think I can handle that type cast. Let me go
get my weed vape. I'll be back. Do you guys
have any handcuffs though? We want to try to see
if we can get here. You know, we might, but no,
we don't have any of our sex kids. No, they Well,
what about the one with the penis bump? Is there
a handcuff in there?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Tear?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
There might be. We have to check that out. We'll
let you know. Is that for Easter Week?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
No, that was leftover that we didn't We never gave away.
I think Josh is.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Holding on on that one for for you know, Easter Sunday.
He's got a tradition. Amazing. You don't want to know.
Mojo Wrinkley egg got two yolks in it. There you go,
all right, So well, thank you Mojo. You know, the
show has got to be a kind of a big
deal with Mojo just came in to promote his own
(08:30):
show on ours. He's like, I'm gonna take all three
of your listeners too. You got five people listening. Check
this out. We're gonna go to a wacky stunt while
you play the Rolling Stones.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Pal.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Thanks. We get to be police officers. Oh ill, ma
get a badge because we'll find out why it's painted black.
We are Detroit's Wheel. Some them all live. Don't be
(09:02):
deterred by last night's efforts. Tiger's Baseball is back, kiddos,
and they'll be at home for the home opener on Friday,
and we'll be out there with them at Harry's Bar
and Grill next to LCA doors at seven am. Will
be there broadcasting live. There's no cover, two floors, six bars, outdoor,
(09:24):
heated tent, baseball fan favorites on the grill. We have
prizes to give away. We have got the brand spanking
new WLLC Tiger Steam t shirt. Yeah, we'll post a
picture of it. It's a good looking shirt. You're gonna
like it. We have to come of that idea. It
was a brilliant, brilliant man. Yes, JV Trek fromber and WLLC.
(09:48):
The shirt says, it's a good looking shirt. So if
you like to have that shirt, you can come out
and see us over at to Harry's Bar and Grill
next to LCA, and that's where we're going to be
on Friday morning for the opener. And weather wise, as
we noted, it sounded like it was gonna suck, but
now it's starting to sound like it's not gonna suck,
but it still could suck. There's like three days to go,
(10:11):
four days really so, but as of right now, temperatures
are going to be in the sixties for opening day
with some clouds, so in the morning it'll be a
little bit chilly. But warm up with a little alcohol.
Hot dogs and alcohol. That's how you warm up with us,
like a construction worker does. Get yourself an alcoholic beverage
and nitrates and take a poop, and take a poop
(10:32):
and a bucket. Yep, exactly, run by home depot, find
some people to help you for work that day. Yes,
stop by home depot, pick up some folks, bring them
to Harris and get them some hot dogs and some
beers and let's go.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Don't get the hot dog that home people, get the
hot dog.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Don Harries yes, so come hang out with us. We'll
have a Parker Meadows autograph jersey, you can win some
other stuff and the Josh Ennis Show Tigers T shirts
which kick ass. Well. Really their WZ Tiger's T shirt.
So don't be scared off if you're like, I don't
want a Josh Innishow's shirt.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
There're WLLZ shirts. We are just the vehicle of distribution
of the shirt.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Correct, it has WLLZ right across the front. Is the
original idea had innis right across the front. F that
this is the WLLZ T shirt because we know what
the people want and demand. Other than Luke, Luke would
have liked that shirt, but other than that, you would
have laughed. We know what the people want, So come
out hang out with us at Harry's Bar and Grill
(11:29):
next to LCA. We'll be there Friday, seven am, broad
casting live and it will be fun. Tigers, of course
lost last night while you were sleeping. JV was a
melatonin for everybody last night. It it's Detroit's wheels. Here's
what we got coming up just after nine o'clock. Your
first chance to rock free for the summer. That's coming
(11:52):
up just after nine. We got stuff to get into,
including this Houdini lady that escaped the cop car. We
got famous people slip for the little sucker. We got
that look at you with a pretty woman reference. There
was that from pretty Well, Oh you didn't know that. No,
that was just I thought we were having a moment.
We're not having a moment. It turns out you're still laying.
That's what I call my son, a slippery little sucker.
When he had tried to catch him and he slips
(12:13):
between my legs. That sounded weird. Anyway. Point being in
all of this is we also have that, and we
have rock Free for the summer, and we have Jade Nivey,
the former Detroit Piston who is well he's now a
former Chicago Bull as well. So we'll get into all
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
This is the Joshinnish Show on one.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Who's HIXO point seven double.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
WLLZ Detroit Real, The Joshnis Show Sport.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh alrighty, let's see here justin Berlander. Back in Detroit,
it was like kind of like how we left Detroit,
who feels very similar to how things ended in twenty seventeen.
Let's see three and two thirds inning six hits, five
r and runs, gave up a homer, walked two, struck
(13:05):
out one, and well, at least it made it easy
to fall asleep last night. Yeah, stayed up to watch Verlander,
and then I went to sleep not too long after
Verlander started. Yeah, and then Verlander went to sleep next
to Ate Upton. Well hey, well, I mean, maybe maybe
she wasn't on the road with him. Maybe he went
to sleep and she was on the FaceTime. Oh, fair enough.
(13:27):
I don't know that she travels everywhere. Wouldn't that be
something though, She's just waiting back at the hotel. He's
like sucking at pitching. Didn't bad. I had a real
bad game. Oh, you're gonna make me feel better. Darn
so that. By the way, the Tigers did lose nine
to six. They were one time down eight and nothing.
Just a minute, it looked close. Yeah, that's all that matters. Really,
It's all about the esthetic. Yeah. Let's see Kevin McGonagall,
(13:51):
who had four hits on opening day. Yeah, since then
has one? Oh no, it was one for nine. So
I imagine after that first game he's like Baseball's easy.
He's like I'm going pants off in the locker room. Now, Hey,
how about that? Yeah, that's how comfortable I am. Hey, babe, Ruth,
kiss my ass. Yeah, and then he's won for nine whoops.
Tonight that's Casey Mice versus Brandon Fat PFAA d t
(14:15):
or fat or fat. The Pistons lost, but hey give
them credit. Nobody played and they went to overtime against
one of the best teams in the league. So it
was one fourteen to one ten. There's still four games
up on Boston for the number one spot. Was seven
to go and the Wings are in Pittsburgh tonight. They
are two behind Columbus for the number two wildcard spot.
(14:35):
Who does Columbus play? They're at home against Carolina. Oh
Ottawa and Philly are also tied with eighty six points,
so it's a log jam for the Red Ones. And that, friends,
is sports, all right. Coming up, we have a Hoodini lady.
Hoodini lady who like the whent to cop car coughed
(14:57):
at everything. I think it said there's a lot more
about the police than this lady, but we'll get into that.
But right now it is Nirvana one on six point
seven Detroit's wheels. That is smells like teen spirits. I
am Josh. He is James, and we are going to
be out at the home opener over at Harry's Bar
and Grill next to LCA coming up on Friday at
(15:20):
seven am. We got booze and we got hot dogs,
and we got the brand new WLZ Detroit Tiger's theme
T shirts, a WAT one, we got things to give away,
Parker Meadows autographed jersey to give away, other stuff, and
Harry's is going to be a hell of a time.
It's going to be a happening spot. So come hang
out with us on Friday and we'll be there at
(15:43):
well bright and early six o'clock. I think Harry's like
the biggest party for opening Day. There you go WANTA
six point seven, Detroit's wheels Josh at his show Friday,
we will be out at Harry's Bar and Grill, big
opening day party. Come hang out with us and get
your brand spanking new Detroit Tiger Slash WLZ t shirts.
(16:04):
I like him and if you haven't seen the T shirt,
you can check it out that is on our Facebook page.
It's a very cool T shirt and there's a very
handsome man wearing that T shirt, a man who keeps
it tight. A man who's wearing a two extra large
T shirt there that is not comfortable enough for him
to wear it daily, but for a picture is passable.
So my man is losing some lbs. Now, I would
say he's the second most handsome man in the room.
(16:25):
I think that's fair. I'd agree with that, you think.
So this this gallon Muskegan, Yeah, I guess she got
arrested and she was in the back of a police car.
For whatever reason, the cups decided that this woman's like
a dog and needs the window cracked, apparently because the
window's half down. Maybe it's hot, Myskegan. Maybe so, I
don't know what those human is a human day that day,
(16:46):
you know. But this lady is in the back of
this this suv cuffed, the cups are behind her back,
and somehow she's able to slither out of this window
and escape and run away. It's really like, first of all,
it's impressive, Like yes, I mean, like to me, if
you're if you're able to escape that that should allow
you to just get out of jail free. Because the
(17:07):
cops really well I get that, but like now they
shouldn't even to All charges should be dropping, All charges
should be driving. She might be addicted, so a methanmphetamines
and maybe doing have it a little sex for money work.
Let her have it, Let her have it. She earned it.
And those cops should be suspended, and I should argue
they should be fired because that's Keystone cop type of stuff.
(17:29):
That's like, hey, we're in the small rural jail and
and and the cop is like the cop is sleeping
with his feet on the desk, and a lady fashions
a hook out of safety pins or something and is
able to steal the keys on a big ring while
the guy is asleep. It's like dukes of hazard type stuff.
You just got dukes of hazard in If you get
dukes of hazarded, then I think that it's it's official.
(17:51):
You should be you should be out of a job
at least desk duty. Oh absolutely, Like I think that
what's happened now is you've gotten dukes of hazarded. And
when you get dukes of hazarded, sorry, pal, that's the
end of the road. You're you're basically uh Roscoe p
cole train. I mean, look, I don't even think the
(18:13):
dukes could have done that. They just would have you know,
slid across the hood of their car and oh yeah,
jumped a ravine or something. But this lady literally slithered
out of a vehicle. She slithered. So it's not a
windows that as epic as the Duke's of hazard, but no,
but it is very more impressive. I'd say it's more
impressive than anything the Duke's of it.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
And I'm gonna share this video on the facebook page.
If you have not seen it, make sure you head
on over to the Josh in his Show Facebook page
and check it out. Like there's probably like six times.
I'm like, she's gonna follow and smash her face. Oh nope,
she recovered. Oh she's gonna in telling the nose lives
on and then suddenly she gets a lad and.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Then she just runs off and no one notices. It's
like that scene in one of the Austin Powers movies
where a doctor Evil's like in a confinement and the
Austin Power our fly fly and like he presses the
door and it opens and he starts looking around and
he's like, I'll get it, just like that's this woman, yep, Okay,
what so is it more impressive that she was able
(19:13):
to do it, or is it more sad that the
cops let it happen.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Oh, I think it's more sad that the cops let
it happen myself.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
First one, because people are going to be impressed by
her and they're gonna look at the cops like their boobs. Yes, right,
So I think that's how that would go. Now. My
question though, since it was filmed by a bystander, Yeah,
and he's not doing anything to alert the police or
let them know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Like he he gets it, he knows the rules of
the street, and he wants to go viral. But does
that not make him like an accessory to any of this?
Now it shouldn't, but I think he.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Should have gone hey, guys, like at least at some point,
you know, or at least be like, she ran that way. Well,
that's why I thought it was fake initially, because like,
who would just stand there and film that and not
be like, hey, guys, yeah, she's getting away.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Be somebody who already had a beef with those officers
at some point in time he's like, oh.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Hey, officer Rexman, guess what ha ha, the bitch got
away as your phone. Take that. Explain that to the judge.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Ah, like you pointed out every single little doobie and
Roachi found in my ash tray to pull me over
for the possession charge.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Just dick, I'm just improvising that. I'm not sure that
that's what happened to that guy, but maybe he just
wanted to go viral. I mean, that could be it too.
I don't blame him. So if you want to check
that video out, we're gonna have that on the Josh
and to Show Facebook page, as well as a picture
of that T shirt that you can score on Friday
at Harry's for the opening day party.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
It's the Josh and Show on one O six point
seven w.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Ll Z one oh six point seven Detroit's wheels. Hey,
we're gonna be out at opening day on Friday. You
posted an official invite on the Face and Everything. Tomar's VP.
We're gonna be in Harry's barn grill next to LCA.
It's gonna be fun. We're gonna be out there bright
and early in the morning doing the show live and
living color. There will be alcohol consumed and hot dogs
(21:04):
and delicious trigger Oh yeah yeah, that outdoor ten smashburgers
and hot dogs Mashburger. Yeah, it is good. That's gonna
be And you're gonna want to score one of these shirts,
these WLLZ Tigers opening Day shirts. If you haven't seen it,
check out our Facebook page. It's gonna be worth it
just to come over and grab one of these in
They're extremely limited, extremely limited, so you're gonna have to
(21:26):
get over there and get you one.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
So quit sending me messages that you want me to
save you when I can't come out to the broadcast.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Exactly. I got barely get one for myself. Correct, So
make sure you check out the photo on our Facebook
page and come out and see us and Harry's on
Friday for Opening Day. It will rule all right. It's
the Josh Ennis Show. And I have got this story
about the jobs that are most and least exposed to
(21:52):
AI taking the job. So jobs you might want to
have if you don't want the robots to take your
job a trade. So we will do that coming up,
but first you will hear ac DC this is back
in black and we are Detroit's wheel one O six.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Point seven w LZ Detroit's Wheels Lightning Crashing. That is live.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
We will be live at Harry's Bar and Grill next
to LCA on Saturday morning of Friday morning, Saturday morning.
That'd be something unless we'll be just out there. I mean,
it might not be on the list, but they might
make it a little safer. Now, the people who listen
to the Josh Innis Show should be safe in their
work because number one is roof bolters and mining. There
you go. Even the robots are like, I'm not mining. Dude,
(22:38):
here about those Chileans? What am what? Am I a
dumb robot? No, I'm not gonna mine. Let's see excavating
and loading machine and drag line operators orderlies. So you
can't have robot orderlies apparently, I guess they need a
real human touch to wipe those hei knees. Let's see
here the orderly is not white. They just envy out
the trash well the bedpans. No, yeah, I think that's gross.
(23:03):
The robots like, I ain't doing that. They're like, no,
we move.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
The Robot Union refuses to do anything with human feces.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Fiberglass, laminators, surgical assistance. Oh you mean to tell me
a robot can't tell you? Hey? Cut there? Okay? What hell?
The robot would have to be the one that's like
a scalpel here you go, yeah, oh nope, you need
a smaller scalpel. Here. Here's the three quarter in I'm
offended on behalf of the robots that we don't think
they're capable of being a surgical assistant. This one was interesting, though,
number nine not number one on the list of ten
(23:32):
least exposed day eye jobs. Massage therapist. Oh so, apparently
there's a chance that maybe we have robot massage therapists.
Oh wow, imagine if you walk in and like just
a robot comes in there. Do you want to shatzi
dep tissue? Come with me if you want a happy ending? Yeah,
imagine getting Now, imagine you go to that kind of place.
(23:54):
You're getting a rub and tugged from a robot.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Hopefully the robot won't complain about the noises you make
at the final moments, you know, like like the Asian
lady always.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Said, like you might feel comfortable farting in front of
the Yeah, the robot, even the robot like, please don't fart.
He's like, yeah, that was gross. We gotta gussie one. Sorry,
it's a robot. I'm just tickled by the idea that
number nine on the list of least likely, So that
means there's eight other jobs where a robot may take
(24:25):
your job before massage therapist.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Well, I'm still thinking about the massage therapist, being like,
sure warts the nigger's criminator. And when you let one
rip and you're like, oh, I'm sorry, he's like, no problem,
Oh your.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Back is painful. You walk in, You're like, so, what
is the dress code? Says I need your clothes and motorcycle,
but I drove my Toyota, all right, So I'm looking
forward to the day we get robot. I don't know
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what to tell you. All Right, It's the Josh Innis Show.
We've got Bush's Glisser, We've got Bush Detroit's Wheels. Josh
Innis Show. We're going to be out at Harry's Bar
and Grille Friday and next to LCA. Come get your
brand spanking new, sexy, bright orange Tigers WLLZ opening Day
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t shirts. Yes, and get drunk. That sounds like fun too,
all right, so yes, do that? All right? Coming up,
we have got sports. It wasn't a very good night
for Justin Verlander and a former Piston, Jade Nivy is
looking for work because he struggles to understand gay things
and stuff. Oh no, so we'll get into that. Stay there,
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like it or not.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
This is the Josh in his show one six point
seven w LLZ Detroit's Wheels, The Jos Show Sports.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Alrighty, we're going to be out at opening day Friday,
bright and early broadcasting live and Harry's. Remember that Harry's
Bar and Grill next to LCA no cover, two floors,
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and brand new WLLZ themed Tigers t shirts or at
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that you're out there. Are you enjoying the show? Let
us know, what was not an enjoyable experience last night
was Justin Verlander returning to the Tigers and getting just
pummeled five earned runs and three and two thirds six hits,
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two walks, and the Tigers ended up losing nine to six,
although it really wasn't that close. They were down eight
to nothing in the sixth inning, had a big inning
and you know, made it look more interesting. Colt Keith
has been kind of the offensive stars so far this year.
He's six to fourteen. He had two hits last night,
two doubles. Out of the four games they've played, Keith
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has three multi hit games. On the flip side of that,
Kevin McGonigal, who had four hits on opening Day, he
has one hit since then. Out Casey MIAs will pitch
tonight against Brandon Fat five p FAA d T is
how you spell his name, pa fat is his name.
The Pistons were losers in Oklahoma City, but who cares.
(27:50):
Oklahoma City is one of the best teams in the
league and pretty much a G League team was on
the floor for the Pistons last night. Speaking of the Pistons,
former Piston je n Ivy, who was traded to Chicago
in the middle of this season. Has been waived by
Chicago due to conduct detrimental to the team. What is
that conduct, you might ask, Yeah, Well, he shared some
of his religious beliefs and made LGBTQ comments that were negative. Wow,
(28:15):
And he talked about like Pride Night and the NBA
and stuff like that, and some folks were not happy
about it. And he has been waived. So Jade and
Ivy will be looking for work at this point because
he had anti LGBTQ sentiments and stuff about the NBA's
Pride Night. I won't go too deep into it because
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that kind of enters into some more political area that
we're not really going to get into. But he said
some things that people considered to be offensive and now
he's suffering the consequences of that. And the Red Wings
have a big game tonight against Pittsburgh. They're in Pittsburgh
two points behind Columbus for the number two wildcard spot.
There is a log jam Ottawa, Detroit, Columbus all vying
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for that number two wildcard spot. Columbus is hosting Carolina tonight.
Ottawa is at Florida and the Flyers are at the
Capitols and that my friends is sports Dallas on Detroit's wheels.
Here's a story for you out of New Zealand. I
like this story. A New Zealand teacher was fired after
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it was learned what kind of questions he was asking
his students. Oh. The investigation started when students started voicing
their concerns to parents, other teachers, and fellow students. As
part of a school sanctioned thought of the Day exercise.
This teacher, Jason Morgan, would reportedly pose uncomfortable, sexually charged questions.
Will your panties here's the thought of the day? What
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colors you crush his panties? Well, here's some of the examples.
Would you have regular sex with a seven out of
a ten? Or have a one night stand with a
nine out of the ten? Who come on regular sex? Yeah,
come on one night with a ten. I have infinite
nights with a seven. I'll take the seven.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Like.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
These are the kind of questions my dad used to
ask me when I was in school. I guess not anymore.
Would you sleep with an absolute ten out of ten
if she was crazy as f Oh, I don't know
about that. Would you engage in necrophilia? And if so,
how long would you wait? These are the kind of
questions that were asked for the thought of the day
(30:26):
by this teacher. Does he wint a time? Or does
he want a body temperature? That one? What the hell?
Morgan was also ordered to apologize after directing a sexual
comment towards the mother of one of his students. Oh
my gosh, what that was? I bet it was? What
color panties are you wearing? Or he's like, mom's a seven?
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Should regularly or should have bang your aunt who's a ten?
One time you come from a long hang on mills,
you got that to look forward to.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
If you'll teach her here, he's gonna get him stuff
a squeeze, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Hey, plus for you, Alight, here's I see Detroit's wheels,
all right? Shoot us a text. Got a couple of
texts from people. This guy just says I'm in the
shower again. All right, that's good. This one says hello
from Saint Louis, godspeed, brother, thank you. I think we
get more text messages from people listening in Saint Louis
and other places than actually listening in Detroit. And thank you,
(31:29):
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on Friday for opening day. And we've got these brand
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if you want to score one, make sure you join
us out there at Harry's for opening Day. Will be
there bright and early. You can also win an autograph
Parker Meadows jersey and other things, and eat delicious foods
and drink alcoholic beverages bright and early in the morning,
(32:13):
like the Good Lord intended beer and smashburgers and hot
dogs a my and just ask Jade and Ivy. He
confirmed that the Good Lord would I drink alcohol hey
in the morning. If it's somebody would know, it'd be him. Yeah,
he found God. So there you go, all right, more
rock coming up.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Josh and one of six point seven WLLZ Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Detroit's Wheels my buddy that I used to work with
in Saint Louis Scott. He was a big blind Melon fan,
but hated this song. Really, he was one of those
kind of guys. It's like, I like this band, but
I don't like their biggest hit was one of those guys.
Are you one of those guys for a band? Is
there a band that you love but then like their
one hit or their biggest hit? You're like, no, I
don't like that because only the basics like that. I
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can't think of a band that I really would say
that about. I mean, there's bands where I like their
earlier material much more than sure the stuff that got
played once they found like a radio success, correct like
for me, like night Ranger, right Like I like Sister Christian.
It's a fine song, but it is the only night
Ranger song that plays, and there are other night Ranger
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songs that are better than Sister Christian. Damn Yankees, only
one Damn Yankee song plays, and it's high enough. There
are other Damn Yankee songs that are great. So I'm
like a damn Yankees hipster you are. That's how I
am like. I don't care about high enough. But if
you play where you going now, you'll get me out there.
I like somebody calling you you damn Yankee hipster.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
And somebody from another country this damn Yankee hinster.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
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I like to show even more when Josh is drunk
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and James is his normal goofy self. Are you drunk
right now? I wish maybe on Friday I will be
when we're in Harry's Barn Growing Day Smash Burger's Hot
Tug to Brea My and T shirts one of six
point seventh WLLZ Detroit's Wheels, Detroit's Wheels Josh in a show.
This story is interesting. A Kentucky man made headlines last
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year when he won a massive powerball jackpot and then
got arrested for kicking a cop. Well, he's back in
the news again for committing another crime. This guy is
from Lexington. His name is James Farthing, a career criminal
who won over one hundred and sixty seven million dollars
last year in the power ball, but he's still a criminal.
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He broke into a home over the weekend and stole
twelve thousand dollars in cash. It's really the rush? Was
it to buy more lottery dikets? I guess. So he's
going through his winning so he's like, I gotta get
more letter diggots say. Surveillance video shows Farthing entering the
house and then driving away in a black Porsche Oh wow.
Officers later stopped him and reported finding marijuana in his car, which, okay,
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big deal. This is Farthing's third arrest since winning the lottery.
Since his winn he's also faced charges in Florida for
assaulting a hotel guest and a deputy, plus other cases
in Kentucky that are still pending. Well, this guy just
thinks I won the lottery, so I can do whatever
I want. My man commits crimes for love of the game.
He didn't need these crimes. He's got one hundred and
sixty seven million dollars. I mean probably less. Now do
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it because I'm good at it, damn it. That's what
it is. It's for love of the game. Like I mean,
you're going to break into someone's house to steal twelve
thousand dollars. You're not doing it because you need twelve
thousand dollars. You're just doing it because you're bored, and
this is what you're good at. I didn't choose the
breaking and entering life. It chows me well. It's like
like some people are in jail for a long time
and they get out and they can't handle it on
the outside world, like Brooks. Like Brooks, Yeah, you do
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the Brooks he way. I mean, some people can't handle it.
Some people are just born to be criminals. Apparently is
even though he got one hundred and sixty seven million dollars.
You get all this money, all this time on my hands,
What am I gonna do? Go steal more money? Because
he likes it. He might get away Porsche. He loves it.
It's like Tiger. Tiger doesn't need to get bombed all
the time and drive. He does it for love of
the game. Like he was saying, I was reading a
(36:16):
story the other day where Tiger's like, I'm not gonna
quit driving just so. Yes, no, I'm not going to know.
I'm not getting a driver. He gets drunk and drives
for love of the game. He could get drunk and
get driven somewhere, but he drunk drives because he loves
the game that much.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
You know how many times I've drunk driven and I've
only crashed this many times?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Well, it's good logic, you know. I mean, if you
think about it, I mean, I had up all.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
The time I'm behind the wheel impaired, and had up
all the times I crashed, And you do.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
The math, correct, old buddy, I mean probably every day. Yeah,
and he's only crashed twice.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I don't care how many four floorers I roll over
or I got the money for it.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Mind your own business. Don't count my money, don't count
another man's money. Pal, all right, it's the Josh Nish.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
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Speaker 2 (37:07):
Of six point seven Detroits Wheels Josh Inns Show. Did
you catch the latest keyword that will have you rocking
free for the summer? Did you get it? Well? If
you didn't, I'll give it to you now because I'm benevolent. Wow,
the word is tailgate. Tailgate. Here're some tailgate. So now,
(37:28):
did you know the keyword? Do what you're supposed to
do with it, please, and when you do, you might
be winning tickets to rock free all summer long. How
about that, Pumpkins, it's nineteen seventy nine. That's actually uh,
justin Verlander's er now as well. Oh wow, that wasn't nice.
He wasn't very good one game. But the thing is
(37:49):
he does have a lot of those now in his
older age. But maybe he'll bounce back when he comes
home and he hears till I collapse and then he's like,
I'm ready to go. I'm throwing a no hitter. I'm
going no hitter style with it for the for the
first home gaming pitches now, we are going to be
out at Harry's Bar and Grill next to LCA for
the home opener. We will be there partying and drinking
(38:12):
beer and eating hot dogs and as you keep yelling,
smash burgers and other stuff. This party is going to
kick ass. And we have got the awesome WLLZ Tigers
opening day t shirts which if you have not seen them,
you should check them out. You can see those on
our Facebook page. Of course, these are very very limited,
so you need to get out there early and get yours.
(38:35):
You could also want to Parker Meadows, autograph Jersey and
other things. It's going to rock Harry's kicks.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Ass.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
It is Friday. We are broadcasting live. It'll be the
most fun you've ever had ever and we have got
more rock and roll coming up.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
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Speaker 4 (38:55):
One of six point seven wllz it truly's real.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
She wasn't fast and sin.
Speaker 6 (39:23):
She cpta mon, she want me fasting woman out so
she had side besides tell me life.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Knocking me out of.
Speaker 6 (39:35):
Those another fast taking my little shelf heaving last she
told that to come for hour long. Last n got lost.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
My chicken was squeaking.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
My mind sat will bang and show now you show
me up time or nothing, I said, says b cons
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a jumping your mouth, No jumping cow.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Me.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
That's a cool down to take no rock now and
many are to take.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
A not a swing down the wow? Why shaken? Why
was quaking say a real bang again.
Speaker 6 (40:37):
You show me can you show me up? You show
me up.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
There saying.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
So so.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Something something acc it's Detroit's wheels. Did you say there
(42:21):
was a dead body on the highway this morning? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Headlines says they had to close down part of the
lodge due to a dead body being found on the
side of the road, which means this morning, I unknowingly
drove past a dead body.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
How about that? Yeah? I wonder how this person died.
I wonder if they just got hit by a car,
Like it doesn't sound like there was a wreck, right,
and the body just laying around, correct. I think they're
investigating right now. You know, the highways closed, So if
you're supposed to be taking the lodge in on your
way into work, I need to find an altering around
because we're investigating the dead bodies. We found a dead body. Boy,
(42:55):
it's like stand by me, yeah, except you don't have
to go through that whole adventure. You just yeah, hit
the lotch Yeah, look over the over bath. Whoa, it's
a dead body. Yeah, he's dead for sure. You don't
have to outrun a train or anything like that. No,
kai contest, none of that. Hey, why ass all right,
it's well six point seven Detroit's wheels. Sharp dressed man.
(43:18):
You'll be a sharp dress man if you score one
of these sexy WLLC Opening Day Tigers t shirts. One
of the sharpest dress man that we are going to
have at Harry's Bar and Grill. That's where we will
be next to LCA on Friday. Come hang out with us.
We will be there well, just bright and early until whenever.
And it should be a good day weather wise. From
what I was reading, it's going to be in the
(43:39):
sixties at some point during the day on Friday, and
it doesn't seem that it's going to be a totally
rainy day. A beautiful day for a beer in a
smash burger exactly, and a Josh Innis show w LLZ
Opening Day Tigers T shirt and a party and a
good time and beers and debauchery and farm animals and guns. Wow, no, no,
this is truly two are not going to be there.
(44:01):
This is like America's Opening is like bachelor party and guns,
drugs and chicks. It's bachelor party. We need his monster
truck in a mud bog. But anyway, make that happen.
But now outdoor party. Cun't no, we can do that.
We'll see you about the other part. Okay, all right,
(44:22):
Laura is up next. We'll see them.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
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WLZ Detroit one six point seven, Detroit's wheels and an
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
Guaranteed human All right, welcome in Josh Dennis Show, Josh
and James this morning. What's up on this Tuesday? Counting
down until the home opener where we will be broadcasting
live in living color. It's going down on Friday morning.
(00:30):
So you're gonna want to come hang out with us
on Friday morning because it's going to be electric. This
is our first like on site live broadcast. There you go,
that'll be a part of history. Yep. It's gonna be
at Harry's Bar and Grill next to LCA. So we're
gonna be the Lastic Bar. Yeah. So we're gonna be
there broadcasting live seven am, right and early no cover,
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two floors, six bars, outside heat of ten to two
morning day. It seems the weather might be getting somewhat better,
because it looked like it was going to be pretty lousy. Know,
I might be making that up, I little there is
what I had seen originally. Well, it's now going to
be Look Friday says sixty six degrees. I'll take it,
not at you know, seven in the morning, but sixty
(01:13):
six degrees looks like a little cloudy, but uh, rain wise,
not terrible. Once you get past you know, the early morning,
there's very little chance of rain. It might sprinkle. There's
always a chance, I guess. Also, today is Tuesday, and
that is Friday. This is Michigan. You know it could
end up snowing. They could so, but we're hoping for
(01:34):
the best. Yes, So we are going to be out
there on Friday. We got shirts, Yeah, we just got
them in today. They looked signed Believe Meadows jersey. Yeah.
We have some theme night jerseys from last season to
give away. Yeah, and we're working on some some blutleg
in this show sweat. Well, that's good, So come out
(01:56):
and hang out with us. That is on Friday, Friday morning,
we're broadcasting live from Harry's by LCA. Come hang. I
was supposed to play the Red Hot Chili Peppers this morning,
and this was the first song, and then I said,
you know what, I'm not doing that because I'll be
real with you. Hug yourself up a little bit. I do.
(02:16):
And I'm also sick of here in the Red Hot
Chili Peppers only because I'm on all these radio stations.
Humble brag. I guess but not really weird flicks, and
it wasn't. I'm not flexing. I know, I'm just playing.
I only say it because it's in the humble brag
I was. I wouldn't let it go out of flexing.
But no, I put your muscles away one of these
damn state every station. It's just Chili Peppers, Chili Peppers,
(02:38):
and they're fine. I'm just sick of the Chili Peppers.
So it happens when you're a popular band that people
have enjoyed. Look, look, I like the red Hot Chili Peppers.
I'm sick of them at the moment. Okay, So I'm
gonna play something we never play. I'm gonna play Trooper,
raise a little hell, and we're gonna wake up this morning.
We're gonna give you sports in just a few minutes.
Verlander may suck, but let's go Trooper and raised a
(03:01):
little straight of thing. Good.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Josh, in his show sports Well.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Stayed up late last night to watch Verlander pitch. Oh well,
the good news is I didn't have to stay up
very late. Yeah. Was he pulls?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
It was pretty good second and eighth and didn't he
He went three and two thirds and gave up six
hits and five runs.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Ouch, So he wasn't great. And it got started early.
They scored in the first, they scored in the second,
so uh Verlanders sucked. It wasn't great. Uh he collapsed,
so but a good thing.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
It happened away and at time zone, hardly anybody was
even watching here.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I see. I agree. You can just kind of forget
it happened, like this is warm up.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
The final score was nine to six, but at one
point it was eight to nothing. Whoa, the Tigers made
a run in the sixth inning and made it eight
to six, and they gave up another run nine to six,
and that ended up being the final man.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
All those citizens of Phoenix probably get some sort of
a free hot dog or a hot dog discount now
at the.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Circle k correct, like free coffee. Yeah, when the Diamondbacks.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Would score so many runs, we would be given on
free hot dogs all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, well we Uh. When I was in Saint Louis,
if the Cardinals scored six, you would get like sixty
nine cent coffee or something like that. On the run mobile,
they'd call it six as a serious number. So if
the Cardinals would score six, you would get cheap coffee
or whatever. Ah, but uh, Colt Keith has been kind
of the offensive surprise of the season. He went two
(04:35):
for five with two doubles. He's six of fourteen on
the year, has three two hit games out of the
four they've played, so that's good. Let's say here the Pistons.
They were losers last night in Oklahoma City, won fourteen
to one ten, which was kind of remarkable considering that
no one played like okay See had their guys out
(04:55):
there and SGA scored forty seven points. The Pistons had
nobody and they overtime against one of the best, if
not the best team in the league. So good on them.
They are still four games up now on Boston for
the number one seed with seven games to go. Red
Wings tonight are in Pittsburgh, another big game. They're all big.
They are two points behind Columbus for the number two wildcard,
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and they also are tie point wise with Ottawa and Philly.
Columbus hosts Carolina tonight. Ottawa also on the outside looking
in there at Florida. Philly also on the outside looking
in at Washington, so obviously a big win tonight against Pittsburgh.
Who's better than people thought they were supposed to be.
They're in the playoffs, not just a wildcard. They are
(05:38):
in a playoff spot. I thought they were supposed to suck.
Then I look at the standings and it's like, oh, Pittsburgh,
they're actually in the actual playoff. Not as sucky as
I thought. As it turns out, no, no, and there
you go. That is sports, all right. Speaking of sports,
so the dude that the Pistons traded to the Bulls
(06:00):
a couple months ago, this dude is bat bleeped crazy
and got cut by the by the Bulls because he
went on like some like religious and anti gay rants
come off on the on the internet, so we'll get
into that. I saw a headline with his name in it,
but I didn't realize it was. It was very nuts.
He was going off on the concept of LGBTQ nights
(06:22):
and stuff like that. Okay, here we go, which would
be a great topic to discuss on a radio show,
but it might be a little too much for us,
I think, So we'll see, though it depends on if
I get into a mood later. I get into a
mood where I'm like, I don't care, let's go get
you a coffee, we'll go get we'll go talk to
some people. But otherwise a coffee is some night ranger.
Well we can do both of those things, all right.
(06:44):
It's the Josh Shennis Show.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Called The Josh Inness Show now at eight seven seven
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LZ Detroit's reels one of six point seven Detroit's wheels. Hey,
it's Mojoe just walked in. I'm o Hey, Hey, what's up,
mo Joe? How are you? I don't know if any
of our microphones work, but you can grab one if
you want. This. Does this one work?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Can you hear me? I think? So? What are you
guys talking about this morning? We're playing a lot of music, pal,
We just played Kryptonite by Three Doors Down? But why
do I love that song? Oh? It kicks ass? I
love it. Casey loves it too. That's why he plays
nine told an hour instead of having us talk.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Are you guys going to talk about the lady in
Meskegan who is in the back of the police car
and crawled out the back. We're gonna so on our
show we have Shannon Shannon's about that woman's size, we're
going to actually try it today.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh yeah, so if you guys would.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Like to be part of that, would you guys like
to be the police officers that didn't notice the woman?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Sure, I got nothing to do. We want to reenact that. Wait, wait,
we have to play in aloof police officer. Yeah, I
think I can handle that type cast. Let me go
get my weed vape. I'll be back. Do you guys
have any handcuffs though? We want to try to see
if we can get here. You know, we might, but no,
we don't have any of our sex kids. No, they Well,
what about the one with the penis bump? Is there
a handcuff in there?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Tear?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
There might be. We have to check that out. We'll
let you know. Is that for Easter Week?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
No, that was leftover that we didn't We never gave away.
I think Josh is.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Holding on on that one for for you know, Easter Sunday.
He's got a tradition. Amazing. You don't want to know.
Mojo Wrinkley egg got two yolks in it. There you go,
all right, So well, thank you Mojo. You know, the
show has got to be a kind of a big
deal with Mojo just came in to promote his own
(08:30):
show on ours. He's like, I'm gonna take all three
of your listeners too. You got five people listening. Check
this out. We're gonna go to a wacky stunt while
you play the Rolling Stones.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Pal.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Thanks. We get to be police officers. Oh ill, ma
get a badge because we'll find out why it's painted black.
We are Detroit's Wheel. Some them all live. Don't be
(09:02):
deterred by last night's efforts. Tiger's Baseball is back, kiddos,
and they'll be at home for the home opener on Friday,
and we'll be out there with them at Harry's Bar
and Grill next to LCA doors at seven am. Will
be there broadcasting live. There's no cover, two floors, six bars, outdoor,
(09:24):
heated tent, baseball fan favorites on the grill. We have
prizes to give away. We have got the brand spanking
new WLLC Tiger Steam t shirt. Yeah, we'll post a
picture of it. It's a good looking shirt. You're gonna
like it. We have to come of that idea. It
was a brilliant, brilliant man. Yes, JV Trek fromber and WLLC.
(09:48):
The shirt says, it's a good looking shirt. So if
you like to have that shirt, you can come out
and see us over at to Harry's Bar and Grill
next to LCA, and that's where we're going to be
on Friday morning for the opener. And weather wise, as
we noted, it sounded like it was gonna suck, but
now it's starting to sound like it's not gonna suck,
but it still could suck. There's like three days to go,
(10:11):
four days really so, but as of right now, temperatures
are going to be in the sixties for opening day
with some clouds, so in the morning it'll be a
little bit chilly. But warm up with a little alcohol.
Hot dogs and alcohol. That's how you warm up with us,
like a construction worker does. Get yourself an alcoholic beverage
and nitrates and take a poop, and take a poop
(10:32):
and a bucket. Yep, exactly, run by home depot, find
some people to help you for work that day. Yes,
stop by home depot, pick up some folks, bring them
to Harris and get them some hot dogs and some
beers and let's go.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Don't get the hot dog that home people, get the
hot dog.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Don Harries yes, so come hang out with us. We'll
have a Parker Meadows autograph jersey, you can win some
other stuff and the Josh Ennis Show Tigers T shirts
which kick ass. Well. Really their WZ Tiger's T shirt.
So don't be scared off if you're like, I don't
want a Josh Innishow's shirt.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
There're WLLZ shirts. We are just the vehicle of distribution
of the shirt.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Correct, it has WLLZ right across the front. Is the
original idea had innis right across the front. F that
this is the WLLZ T shirt because we know what
the people want and demand. Other than Luke, Luke would
have liked that shirt, but other than that, you would
have laughed. We know what the people want, So come
out hang out with us at Harry's Bar and Grill
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next to LCA. We'll be there Friday, seven am, broad
casting live and it will be fun. Tigers, of course
lost last night while you were sleeping. JV was a
melatonin for everybody last night. It it's Detroit's wheels. Here's
what we got coming up just after nine o'clock. Your
first chance to rock free for the summer. That's coming
(11:52):
up just after nine. We got stuff to get into,
including this Houdini lady that escaped the cop car. We
got famous people slip for the little sucker. We got
that look at you with a pretty woman reference. There
was that from pretty Well, Oh you didn't know that. No,
that was just I thought we were having a moment.
We're not having a moment. It turns out you're still laying.
That's what I call my son, a slippery little sucker.
When he had tried to catch him and he slips
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between my legs. That sounded weird. Anyway. Point being in
all of this is we also have that, and we
have rock Free for the summer, and we have Jade Nivey,
the former Detroit Piston who is well he's now a
former Chicago Bull as well. So we'll get into all
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
This is the Joshinnish Show on one.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Who's HIXO point seven double.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
WLLZ Detroit Real, The Joshnis Show Sport.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh alrighty, let's see here justin Berlander. Back in Detroit,
it was like kind of like how we left Detroit,
who feels very similar to how things ended in twenty seventeen.
Let's see three and two thirds inning six hits, five
r and runs, gave up a homer, walked two, struck
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out one, and well, at least it made it easy
to fall asleep last night. Yeah, stayed up to watch Verlander,
and then I went to sleep not too long after
Verlander started. Yeah, and then Verlander went to sleep next
to Ate Upton. Well hey, well, I mean, maybe maybe
she wasn't on the road with him. Maybe he went
to sleep and she was on the FaceTime. Oh, fair enough.
(13:27):
I don't know that she travels everywhere. Wouldn't that be
something though, She's just waiting back at the hotel. He's
like sucking at pitching. Didn't bad. I had a real
bad game. Oh, you're gonna make me feel better. Darn
so that. By the way, the Tigers did lose nine
to six. They were one time down eight and nothing.
Just a minute, it looked close. Yeah, that's all that matters. Really,
It's all about the esthetic. Yeah. Let's see Kevin McGonagall,
(13:51):
who had four hits on opening day. Yeah, since then
has one? Oh no, it was one for nine. So
I imagine after that first game he's like Baseball's easy.
He's like I'm going pants off in the locker room. Now, Hey,
how about that? Yeah, that's how comfortable I am. Hey, babe, Ruth,
kiss my ass. Yeah, and then he's won for nine whoops.
Tonight that's Casey Mice versus Brandon Fat PFAA d t
(14:15):
or fat or fat. The Pistons lost, but hey give
them credit. Nobody played and they went to overtime against
one of the best teams in the league. So it
was one fourteen to one ten. There's still four games
up on Boston for the number one spot. Was seven
to go and the Wings are in Pittsburgh tonight. They
are two behind Columbus for the number two wildcard spot.
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Who does Columbus play? They're at home against Carolina. Oh
Ottawa and Philly are also tied with eighty six points,
so it's a log jam for the Red Ones. And that, friends,
is sports, all right. Coming up, we have a Hoodini lady.
Hoodini lady who like the whent to cop car coughed
(14:57):
at everything. I think it said there's a lot more
about the police than this lady, but we'll get into that.
But right now it is Nirvana one on six point
seven Detroit's wheels. That is smells like teen spirits. I
am Josh. He is James, and we are going to
be out at the home opener over at Harry's Bar
and Grill next to LCA coming up on Friday at
(15:20):
seven am. We got booze and we got hot dogs,
and we got the brand new WLZ Detroit Tiger's theme
T shirts, a WAT one, we got things to give away,
Parker Meadows autographed jersey to give away, other stuff, and
Harry's is going to be a hell of a time.
It's going to be a happening spot. So come hang
out with us on Friday and we'll be there at
(15:43):
well bright and early six o'clock. I think Harry's like
the biggest party for opening Day. There you go WANTA
six point seven, Detroit's wheels Josh at his show Friday,
we will be out at Harry's Bar and Grill, big
opening day party. Come hang out with us and get
your brand spanking new Detroit Tiger Slash WLZ t shirts.
(16:04):
I like him and if you haven't seen the T shirt,
you can check it out that is on our Facebook page.
It's a very cool T shirt and there's a very
handsome man wearing that T shirt, a man who keeps
it tight. A man who's wearing a two extra large
T shirt there that is not comfortable enough for him
to wear it daily, but for a picture is passable.
So my man is losing some lbs. Now, I would
say he's the second most handsome man in the room.
(16:25):
I think that's fair. I'd agree with that, you think.
So this this gallon Muskegan, Yeah, I guess she got
arrested and she was in the back of a police car.
For whatever reason, the cups decided that this woman's like
a dog and needs the window cracked, apparently because the
window's half down. Maybe it's hot, Myskegan. Maybe so, I
don't know what those human is a human day that day,
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you know. But this lady is in the back of
this this suv cuffed, the cups are behind her back,
and somehow she's able to slither out of this window
and escape and run away. It's really like, first of all,
it's impressive, Like yes, I mean, like to me, if
you're if you're able to escape that that should allow
you to just get out of jail free. Because the
(17:07):
cops really well I get that, but like now they
shouldn't even to All charges should be dropping, All charges
should be driving. She might be addicted, so a methanmphetamines
and maybe doing have it a little sex for money work.
Let her have it, Let her have it. She earned it.
And those cops should be suspended, and I should argue
they should be fired because that's Keystone cop type of stuff.
(17:29):
That's like, hey, we're in the small rural jail and
and and the cop is like the cop is sleeping
with his feet on the desk, and a lady fashions
a hook out of safety pins or something and is
able to steal the keys on a big ring while
the guy is asleep. It's like dukes of hazard type stuff.
You just got dukes of hazard in If you get
dukes of hazarded, then I think that it's it's official.
(17:51):
You should be you should be out of a job
at least desk duty. Oh absolutely, Like I think that
what's happened now is you've gotten dukes of hazarded. And
when you get dukes of hazarded, sorry, pal, that's the
end of the road. You're you're basically uh Roscoe p
cole train. I mean, look, I don't even think the
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dukes could have done that. They just would have you know,
slid across the hood of their car and oh yeah,
jumped a ravine or something. But this lady literally slithered
out of a vehicle. She slithered. So it's not a
windows that as epic as the Duke's of hazard, but no,
but it is very more impressive. I'd say it's more
impressive than anything the Duke's of it.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
And I'm gonna share this video on the facebook page.
If you have not seen it, make sure you head
on over to the Josh in his Show Facebook page
and check it out. Like there's probably like six times.
I'm like, she's gonna follow and smash her face. Oh nope,
she recovered. Oh she's gonna in telling the nose lives
on and then suddenly she gets a lad and.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Then she just runs off and no one notices. It's
like that scene in one of the Austin Powers movies
where a doctor Evil's like in a confinement and the
Austin Power our fly fly and like he presses the
door and it opens and he starts looking around and
he's like, I'll get it, just like that's this woman, yep, Okay,
what so is it more impressive that she was able
(19:13):
to do it, or is it more sad that the
cops let it happen.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Oh, I think it's more sad that the cops let
it happen myself.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
First one, because people are going to be impressed by
her and they're gonna look at the cops like their boobs. Yes, right,
So I think that's how that would go. Now. My
question though, since it was filmed by a bystander, Yeah,
and he's not doing anything to alert the police or
let them know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Like he he gets it, he knows the rules of
the street, and he wants to go viral. But does
that not make him like an accessory to any of this?
Now it shouldn't, but I think he.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Should have gone hey, guys, like at least at some point,
you know, or at least be like, she ran that way. Well,
that's why I thought it was fake initially, because like,
who would just stand there and film that and not
be like, hey, guys, yeah, she's getting away.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Be somebody who already had a beef with those officers
at some point in time he's like, oh.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Hey, officer Rexman, guess what ha ha, the bitch got
away as your phone. Take that. Explain that to the judge.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Ah, like you pointed out every single little doobie and
Roachi found in my ash tray to pull me over
for the possession charge.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Just dick, I'm just improvising that. I'm not sure that
that's what happened to that guy, but maybe he just
wanted to go viral. I mean, that could be it too.
I don't blame him. So if you want to check
that video out, we're gonna have that on the Josh
and to Show Facebook page, as well as a picture
of that T shirt that you can score on Friday
at Harry's for the opening day party.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
It's the Josh and Show on one O six point
seven w.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Ll Z one oh six point seven Detroit's wheels. Hey,
we're gonna be out at opening day on Friday. You
posted an official invite on the Face and Everything. Tomar's VP.
We're gonna be in Harry's barn grill next to LCA.
It's gonna be fun. We're gonna be out there bright
and early in the morning doing the show live and
living color. There will be alcohol consumed and hot dogs
(21:04):
and delicious trigger Oh yeah yeah, that outdoor ten smashburgers
and hot dogs Mashburger. Yeah, it is good. That's gonna
be And you're gonna want to score one of these shirts,
these WLLZ Tigers opening Day shirts. If you haven't seen it,
check out our Facebook page. It's gonna be worth it
just to come over and grab one of these in
They're extremely limited, extremely limited, so you're gonna have to
(21:26):
get over there and get you one.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
So quit sending me messages that you want me to
save you when I can't come out to the broadcast.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Exactly. I got barely get one for myself. Correct, So
make sure you check out the photo on our Facebook
page and come out and see us and Harry's on
Friday for Opening Day. It will rule all right. It's
the Josh Ennis Show. And I have got this story
about the jobs that are most and least exposed to
(21:52):
AI taking the job. So jobs you might want to
have if you don't want the robots to take your
job a trade. So we will do that coming up,
but first you will hear ac DC this is back
in black and we are Detroit's wheel one O six.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Point seven w LZ Detroit's Wheels Lightning Crashing. That is live.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
We will be live at Harry's Bar and Grill next
to LCA on Saturday morning of Friday morning, Saturday morning.
That'd be something unless we'll be just out there. I mean,
it might not be on the list, but they might
make it a little safer. Now, the people who listen
to the Josh Innis Show should be safe in their
work because number one is roof bolters and mining. There
you go. Even the robots are like, I'm not mining. Dude,
(22:38):
here about those Chileans? What am what? Am I a
dumb robot? No, I'm not gonna mine. Let's see excavating
and loading machine and drag line operators orderlies. So you
can't have robot orderlies apparently, I guess they need a
real human touch to wipe those hei knees. Let's see
here the orderly is not white. They just envy out
the trash well the bedpans. No, yeah, I think that's gross.
(23:03):
The robots like, I ain't doing that. They're like, no,
we move.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
The Robot Union refuses to do anything with human feces.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Fiberglass, laminators, surgical assistance. Oh you mean to tell me
a robot can't tell you? Hey? Cut there? Okay? What hell?
The robot would have to be the one that's like
a scalpel here you go, yeah, oh nope, you need
a smaller scalpel. Here. Here's the three quarter in I'm
offended on behalf of the robots that we don't think
they're capable of being a surgical assistant. This one was interesting, though,
number nine not number one on the list of ten
(23:32):
least exposed day eye jobs. Massage therapist. Oh so, apparently
there's a chance that maybe we have robot massage therapists.
Oh wow, imagine if you walk in and like just
a robot comes in there. Do you want to shatzi
dep tissue? Come with me if you want a happy ending? Yeah,
imagine getting Now, imagine you go to that kind of place.
(23:54):
You're getting a rub and tugged from a robot.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Hopefully the robot won't complain about the noises you make
at the final moments, you know, like like the Asian
lady always.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Said, like you might feel comfortable farting in front of
the Yeah, the robot, even the robot like, please don't fart.
He's like, yeah, that was gross. We gotta gussie one. Sorry,
it's a robot. I'm just tickled by the idea that
number nine on the list of least likely, So that
means there's eight other jobs where a robot may take
(24:25):
your job before massage therapist.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Well, I'm still thinking about the massage therapist, being like,
sure warts the nigger's criminator. And when you let one
rip and you're like, oh, I'm sorry, he's like, no problem,
Oh your.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Back is painful. You walk in, You're like, so, what
is the dress code? Says I need your clothes and motorcycle,
but I drove my Toyota, all right, So I'm looking
forward to the day we get robot. I don't know
(25:01):
what to tell you. All Right, It's the Josh Innis Show.
We've got Bush's Glisser, We've got Bush Detroit's Wheels. Josh
Innis Show. We're going to be out at Harry's Bar
and Grille Friday and next to LCA. Come get your
brand spanking new, sexy, bright orange Tigers WLLZ opening Day
(25:25):
t shirts. Yes, and get drunk. That sounds like fun too,
all right, so yes, do that? All right? Coming up,
we have got sports. It wasn't a very good night
for Justin Verlander and a former Piston, Jade Nivy is
looking for work because he struggles to understand gay things
and stuff. Oh no, so we'll get into that. Stay there,
(25:47):
like it or not.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
This is the Josh in his show one six point
seven w LLZ Detroit's Wheels, The Jos Show Sports.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Alrighty, we're going to be out at opening day Friday,
bright and early broadcasting live and Harry's. Remember that Harry's
Bar and Grill next to LCA no cover, two floors,
six bars, outdoor, heated tent, smash burgers and hot dogs
and brand new WLLZ themed Tigers t shirts or at
(26:24):
WLLZ Tigers themed t shirts. If you haven't seen that shirt,
check it out on our Facebook page. The Joshennes Show.
Also send us a text just to let us know
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that you're out there. Are you enjoying the show? Let
us know, what was not an enjoyable experience last night
was Justin Verlander returning to the Tigers and getting just
pummeled five earned runs and three and two thirds six hits,
(27:06):
two walks, and the Tigers ended up losing nine to six,
although it really wasn't that close. They were down eight
to nothing in the sixth inning, had a big inning
and you know, made it look more interesting. Colt Keith
has been kind of the offensive stars so far this year.
He's six to fourteen. He had two hits last night,
two doubles. Out of the four games they've played, Keith
(27:28):
has three multi hit games. On the flip side of that,
Kevin McGonigal, who had four hits on opening Day, he
has one hit since then. Out Casey MIAs will pitch
tonight against Brandon Fat five p FAA d T is
how you spell his name, pa fat is his name.
The Pistons were losers in Oklahoma City, but who cares.
(27:50):
Oklahoma City is one of the best teams in the
league and pretty much a G League team was on
the floor for the Pistons last night. Speaking of the Pistons,
former Piston je n Ivy, who was traded to Chicago
in the middle of this season. Has been waived by
Chicago due to conduct detrimental to the team. What is
that conduct, you might ask, Yeah, Well, he shared some
of his religious beliefs and made LGBTQ comments that were negative. Wow,
(28:15):
And he talked about like Pride Night and the NBA
and stuff like that, and some folks were not happy
about it. And he has been waived. So Jade and
Ivy will be looking for work at this point because
he had anti LGBTQ sentiments and stuff about the NBA's
Pride Night. I won't go too deep into it because
(28:37):
that kind of enters into some more political area that
we're not really going to get into. But he said
some things that people considered to be offensive and now
he's suffering the consequences of that. And the Red Wings
have a big game tonight against Pittsburgh. They're in Pittsburgh
two points behind Columbus for the number two wildcard spot.
There is a log jam Ottawa, Detroit, Columbus all vying
(29:02):
for that number two wildcard spot. Columbus is hosting Carolina tonight.
Ottawa is at Florida and the Flyers are at the
Capitols and that my friends is sports Dallas on Detroit's wheels.
Here's a story for you out of New Zealand. I
like this story. A New Zealand teacher was fired after
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it was learned what kind of questions he was asking
his students. Oh. The investigation started when students started voicing
their concerns to parents, other teachers, and fellow students. As
part of a school sanctioned thought of the Day exercise.
This teacher, Jason Morgan, would reportedly pose uncomfortable, sexually charged questions.
Will your panties here's the thought of the day? What
(29:48):
colors you crush his panties? Well, here's some of the examples.
Would you have regular sex with a seven out of
a ten? Or have a one night stand with a
nine out of the ten? Who come on regular sex? Yeah,
come on one night with a ten. I have infinite
nights with a seven. I'll take the seven.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Like.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
These are the kind of questions my dad used to
ask me when I was in school. I guess not anymore.
Would you sleep with an absolute ten out of ten
if she was crazy as f Oh, I don't know
about that. Would you engage in necrophilia? And if so,
how long would you wait? These are the kind of
questions that were asked for the thought of the day
(30:26):
by this teacher. Does he wint a time? Or does
he want a body temperature? That one? What the hell?
Morgan was also ordered to apologize after directing a sexual
comment towards the mother of one of his students. Oh
my gosh, what that was? I bet it was? What
color panties are you wearing? Or he's like, mom's a seven?
(30:47):
Should regularly or should have bang your aunt who's a ten?
One time you come from a long hang on mills,
you got that to look forward to.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
If you'll teach her here, he's gonna get him stuff
a squeeze, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Hey, plus for you, Alight, here's I see Detroit's wheels,
all right? Shoot us a text. Got a couple of
texts from people. This guy just says I'm in the
shower again. All right, that's good. This one says hello
from Saint Louis, godspeed, brother, thank you. I think we
get more text messages from people listening in Saint Louis
and other places than actually listening in Detroit. And thank you,
(31:29):
thanks for listening. I appreciate you guys. You can listen
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(31:52):
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there bright and early. You can also win an autograph
Parker Meadows jersey and other things, and eat delicious foods
and drink alcoholic beverages bright and early in the morning,
(32:13):
like the Good Lord intended beer and smashburgers and hot
dogs a my and just ask Jade and Ivy. He
confirmed that the Good Lord would I drink alcohol hey
in the morning. If it's somebody would know, it'd be him. Yeah,
he found God. So there you go, all right, more
rock coming up.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Josh and one of six point seven WLLZ Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Detroit's Wheels my buddy that I used to work with
in Saint Louis Scott. He was a big blind Melon fan,
but hated this song. Really, he was one of those
kind of guys. It's like, I like this band, but
I don't like their biggest hit was one of those guys.
Are you one of those guys for a band? Is
there a band that you love but then like their
one hit or their biggest hit? You're like, no, I
don't like that because only the basics like that. I
(32:54):
can't think of a band that I really would say
that about. I mean, there's bands where I like their
earlier material much more than sure the stuff that got
played once they found like a radio success, correct like
for me, like night Ranger, right Like I like Sister Christian.
It's a fine song, but it is the only night
Ranger song that plays, and there are other night Ranger
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songs that are better than Sister Christian. Damn Yankees, only
one Damn Yankee song plays, and it's high enough. There
are other Damn Yankee songs that are great. So I'm
like a damn Yankees hipster you are. That's how I
am like. I don't care about high enough. But if
you play where you going now, you'll get me out there.
I like somebody calling you you damn Yankee hipster.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
And somebody from another country this damn Yankee hinster.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
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I like to show even more when Josh is drunk
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and James is his normal goofy self. Are you drunk
right now? I wish maybe on Friday I will be
when we're in Harry's Barn Growing Day Smash Burger's Hot
Tug to Brea My and T shirts one of six
point seventh WLLZ Detroit's Wheels, Detroit's Wheels Josh in a show.
This story is interesting. A Kentucky man made headlines last
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year when he won a massive powerball jackpot and then
got arrested for kicking a cop. Well, he's back in
the news again for committing another crime. This guy is
from Lexington. His name is James Farthing, a career criminal
who won over one hundred and sixty seven million dollars
last year in the power ball, but he's still a criminal.
(34:49):
He broke into a home over the weekend and stole
twelve thousand dollars in cash. It's really the rush? Was
it to buy more lottery dikets? I guess. So he's
going through his winning so he's like, I gotta get
more letter diggots say. Surveillance video shows Farthing entering the
house and then driving away in a black Porsche Oh wow.
Officers later stopped him and reported finding marijuana in his car, which, okay,
(35:10):
big deal. This is Farthing's third arrest since winning the lottery.
Since his winn he's also faced charges in Florida for
assaulting a hotel guest and a deputy, plus other cases
in Kentucky that are still pending. Well, this guy just
thinks I won the lottery, so I can do whatever
I want. My man commits crimes for love of the game.
He didn't need these crimes. He's got one hundred and
sixty seven million dollars. I mean probably less. Now do
(35:33):
it because I'm good at it, damn it. That's what
it is. It's for love of the game. Like I mean,
you're going to break into someone's house to steal twelve
thousand dollars. You're not doing it because you need twelve
thousand dollars. You're just doing it because you're bored, and
this is what you're good at. I didn't choose the
breaking and entering life. It chows me well. It's like
like some people are in jail for a long time
and they get out and they can't handle it on
the outside world, like Brooks. Like Brooks, Yeah, you do
(35:54):
the Brooks he way. I mean, some people can't handle it.
Some people are just born to be criminals. Apparently is
even though he got one hundred and sixty seven million dollars.
You get all this money, all this time on my hands,
What am I gonna do? Go steal more money? Because
he likes it. He might get away Porsche. He loves it.
It's like Tiger. Tiger doesn't need to get bombed all
the time and drive. He does it for love of
the game. Like he was saying, I was reading a
(36:16):
story the other day where Tiger's like, I'm not gonna
quit driving just so. Yes, no, I'm not going to know.
I'm not getting a driver. He gets drunk and drives
for love of the game. He could get drunk and
get driven somewhere, but he drunk drives because he loves
the game that much.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
You know how many times I've drunk driven and I've
only crashed this many times?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Well, it's good logic, you know. I mean, if you
think about it, I mean, I had up all.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
The time I'm behind the wheel impaired, and had up
all the times I crashed, And you do.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
The math, correct, old buddy, I mean probably every day. Yeah,
and he's only crashed twice.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I don't care how many four floorers I roll over
or I got the money for it.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Mind your own business. Don't count my money, don't count
another man's money. Pal, all right, it's the Josh Nish.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Listen to the Josh in his show Anywhere set Doubleullz
as a pre set on our free yard Radio app well.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Of six point seven Detroits Wheels Josh Inns Show. Did
you catch the latest keyword that will have you rocking
free for the summer? Did you get it? Well? If
you didn't, I'll give it to you now because I'm benevolent. Wow,
the word is tailgate. Tailgate. Here're some tailgate. So now,
(37:28):
did you know the keyword? Do what you're supposed to
do with it, please, and when you do, you might
be winning tickets to rock free all summer long. How
about that, Pumpkins, it's nineteen seventy nine. That's actually uh,
justin Verlander's er now as well. Oh wow, that wasn't nice.
He wasn't very good one game. But the thing is
(37:49):
he does have a lot of those now in his
older age. But maybe he'll bounce back when he comes
home and he hears till I collapse and then he's like,
I'm ready to go. I'm throwing a no hitter. I'm
going no hitter style with it for the for the
first home gaming pitches now, we are going to be
out at Harry's Bar and Grill next to LCA for
the home opener. We will be there partying and drinking
(38:12):
beer and eating hot dogs and as you keep yelling,
smash burgers and other stuff. This party is going to
kick ass. And we have got the awesome WLLZ Tigers
opening day t shirts which if you have not seen them,
you should check them out. You can see those on
our Facebook page. Of course, these are very very limited,
so you need to get out there early and get yours.
(38:35):
You could also want to Parker Meadows, autograph Jersey and
other things. It's going to rock Harry's kicks.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Ass.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
It is Friday. We are broadcasting live. It'll be the
most fun you've ever had ever and we have got
more rock and roll coming up.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
If you missed any of the Josh in his show,
listen on demand on our free iyard radio app.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
One of six point seven wllz it truly's real.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
She wasn't fast and sin.
Speaker 6 (39:23):
She cpta mon, she want me fasting woman out so
she had side besides tell me life.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Knocking me out of.
Speaker 6 (39:35):
Those another fast taking my little shelf heaving last she
told that to come for hour long. Last n got lost.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
My chicken was squeaking.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
My mind sat will bang and show now you show
me up time or nothing, I said, says b cons
(40:12):
a jumping your mouth, No jumping cow.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Me.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
That's a cool down to take no rock now and
many are to take.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
A not a swing down the wow? Why shaken? Why
was quaking say a real bang again.
Speaker 6 (40:37):
You show me can you show me up? You show
me up.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
There saying.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
So so.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Something something acc it's Detroit's wheels. Did you say there
(42:21):
was a dead body on the highway this morning? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Headlines says they had to close down part of the
lodge due to a dead body being found on the
side of the road, which means this morning, I unknowingly
drove past a dead body.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
How about that? Yeah? I wonder how this person died.
I wonder if they just got hit by a car,
Like it doesn't sound like there was a wreck, right,
and the body just laying around, correct. I think they're
investigating right now. You know, the highways closed, So if
you're supposed to be taking the lodge in on your
way into work, I need to find an altering around
because we're investigating the dead bodies. We found a dead body. Boy,
(42:55):
it's like stand by me, yeah, except you don't have
to go through that whole adventure. You just yeah, hit
the lotch Yeah, look over the over bath. Whoa, it's
a dead body. Yeah, he's dead for sure. You don't
have to outrun a train or anything like that. No,
kai contest, none of that. Hey, why ass all right,
it's well six point seven Detroit's wheels. Sharp dressed man.
(43:18):
You'll be a sharp dress man if you score one
of these sexy WLLC Opening Day Tigers t shirts. One
of the sharpest dress man that we are going to
have at Harry's Bar and Grill. That's where we will
be next to LCA on Friday. Come hang out with us.
We will be there well, just bright and early until whenever.
And it should be a good day weather wise. From
what I was reading, it's going to be in the
(43:39):
sixties at some point during the day on Friday, and
it doesn't seem that it's going to be a totally
rainy day. A beautiful day for a beer in a
smash burger exactly, and a Josh Innis show w LLZ
Opening Day Tigers T shirt and a party and a
good time and beers and debauchery and farm animals and guns. Wow, no, no,
this is truly two are not going to be there.
(44:01):
This is like America's Opening is like bachelor party and guns,
drugs and chicks. It's bachelor party. We need his monster
truck in a mud bog. But anyway, make that happen.
But now outdoor party. Cun't no, we can do that.
We'll see you about the other part. Okay, all right,
(44:22):
Laura is up next. We'll see them.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Show six point seven w l Z Detroit's Wheels
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