Somebody Had to Be the First...

Rundown of the playoffs picture in the NFL and Detroit's status, people on social media suck, the anniversary of the death of John Lennon, Melissa McCarthy shocks SNL audience/viewers with weight loss, KISS received honors from the president, Doctor Butthole recommends this instead of using wipes, how Josh and James both envy the blissfully ignorant, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, welcome in Josh and James, Josh and A Show.
Hello everybody, Hi James.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, Hello, Hello, good morning. Weekend's too short, Yes it is.
You can need to do something about adding an extra
day in the weekend or.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Something we do, right.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I think Doug and his rowdy friends in here on
Friday messed with some stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh Trey got rowdy and here I'm Champagne didn't get
a port all.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Over the board, I know.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
So that's where I am right now, trying to get
this all figured out. But anyway, welcome in everybody, this
Josh show.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
WHOA Well, this days off to a great start. You
were just coming again? Yeah, all that cool. Maybe walls
drop even farther.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I know, I'll be playing soccer with my balls, racking
him on the floor.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
That will be me.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
But hey, today is actually Jim Morrison's birthday, assuming he,
you know, was alive, which is not okay. See if
I can find a Doors song to play today, aren't
there's something that believe he faked his death.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Sort of Yeah, I don't believe he did. I think
anybody who dies people just assume they fake their death,
or at least there are some people who do, like,
there are people who still believe Elvis is alive.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, tupac, tupac.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I mean really, anybody who died or was a member
of like the twenty seven club, there's a lot of
people who believe that they are still alive.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Those people are stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I like, I just I feel like if, like, if
Elvis were still alive, right, like, if Elvis were he
died in nineteen seventy seven, allegedly, so Elvis died in
nineteen seventy seven, you don't think over the last fifty
years Elvis would.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Have slipped up in that.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
And I understand, like the Weekly World News will say,
like Elvis was spotted at the Dominoes, but no, Like,
do you think at some point he wouldn't have gotten
bored and been like, hey, listen, I'm still alive. Guys,
just hanging out, pull some people over with this little
sheriff's badge just for a you know, laughs and farts
or whatever you can.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
However, he stay it on the radio.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You know, he might actually you know, go to the
to the to the TV store and buy a TV
after he shoots one of his TVs like he was
you know, won't to do, so.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I doubt that I'm gonna go. I'm gonna say highly
unlikely that any of these people are still alive, and
that would include uh, that would be John Lennon's is
the anniversary of John Lennon's death. I think, I mean,
that'd be a tough one to fake. That could be
easier to fake a heart attack on a toilet, yeah,
or you know, oops, he's dead in a bathtub, like
Jim Morrison. It'd be a lot more difficult to fake. Hey,

(02:46):
I got shot outside of my apartment building. That'd be
a hell of a that'd be a hell of a
stunt to pull off. So probably not.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
But AnyWho, we'll see. You want to do roadhouse Blues.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
If I can get this damn thing here, this damn
everything sucks in here today, hold on, see if I
can get.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
That, he said to the dock settings. Huh.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
For whatever reason, so Doc came into this studio to
do his last Hurrah. There's no way you would have
been able to fit all these people in that little
closet he's usually in. No, no, sorry, that's not a closet, sir,
that's the Doug Pode studio closet. So now all my
stuff in here is working weird, So yo, who's got

(03:28):
it made? Mojo? Nobody goes into his studio.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
We don't designs anywhere. That says you're not allot in here.
You have to retinus gain yourself in correct. I think
that's what we need to get to.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
We need to get to a level where we have
our own studio.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
But uh, we're not trending. Keep showing up.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
We're not trending in that direction right now.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
But anyway, we have Shinededown tickets to give away.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
That show is tomorrow, by the way, that is the
iHeartRadio jingle Ball. We'll have those tickets to give away.
And we have Evan Essence tickets at eight. So if
you want to see Evan Essence, we have got those
tickets for you coming up at eight twenty five. It
is Jim Morrison's birthday. I think I read that right.
If not, we're playing the doors anyway, because I already
have the damn thing in here. So what is this

(04:14):
song called roadhouse Blues? Here we go that'll get you
going small own? Oh yeah, get up, it's Monday, it sucks,
it's cold, but we got the roadhouse blues.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's the doors from Morrison Hotel.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Turn it out loud.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
We are Detroit's wheel the Josh.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
It is show Sports. Oh alrighty, let's see here. Well,
yesterday the game of most importance. If you're a Detroit
Lions fan, which we are, yes, we are, we are
fans plural, it's green Bay and Chicago and going into it,
you needed green Bay to win. I think that was
the best path to the playoffs is to root for

(05:00):
Chicago to collapse. You still play Chicago one more time.
We've already beaten Chicago once. So we got it because
green Bay held on by the hair of their chinny
chin chin. That game got very dicey late. Caleb Williams
look good down the stretch. They get the ball deep
into Packers' territory and throw an interception in the end

(05:22):
zone and that seals it for green Bay. So now
green Bay is nine three and one. That puts them
in first place. Chicago is nine and four and the
Lions are eight and five. Now here's basically what it's
gonna come down to.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
In the NFC.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
There are six playoff spots between sorry, there are four
to strike that reverse it. So Tampa, you want to
talk about a team that ticked me off yesterday. I've
got Tampa to win nine games, I think as the
number I need for Cala. Tampa's playing the Saints, who
had two wins going into yesterday, and the Saints beat

(05:58):
freaking Tampa. Now Tampa's five of their last seven. All
I need to hit a parlay is the Lions to
win one more game the Steelers, who came through miraculously
and beat the Ravens yesterday. So I need the Steelers
to win one more. I need the let's see, I
need two more now from Tampa, and I need one

(06:19):
more from who's the other one I just mentioned, whoever
that was. I need one more there too, So those
ones look good. Detroit needs one more. So the Lions
need to win. I need two, and then I two
from Tampa and one from Pittsburgh. And I had it
set up for Tampa playing the freaking Saints yesterday and
they lost, So that puts a little bit of issue

(06:42):
into what I'm trying to accomplish. But anyway, meanwhile, so
either Tampa or Carolina is going to win the South,
and then in the East it's going to be the Eagles,
and there will not be a wild card more than
likely that comes out of those. It'd be almost impossible
the way things are going for a wild card to
come out of those. So you're gonna find basically five
playoff spots between six teams right now. And those teams

(07:05):
are Green Bay, Chicago, Detroit, the Rams, Seattle, San Francisco,
And realistically, the Lions are not going to catch the
Rams who have ten wins after winning yesterday, and they're
not going to catch Seattle, who has ten wins after
winning yesterday. And one of those teams will win the
West more than likely, and one will be a wildcard.
Green Bay or Chicago more than likely will win the North.

(07:28):
As it sets up right now, that means, realistically there
are two teams that you could catch for a wildcard.
In one of those final five spots. It would have
to be Chicago or San Francisco, both of whom are
nine to four. San Francisco plays Chicago as well, so
there will be another loss for one of those teams

(07:48):
in there. Okay, I still think the best path to
get in is hope that Chicago falls off a cliff.
You still play them one more time, so maybe the
last game the year could be a de facto playoff game.
That would be the best bet at this point. Now
here's an issue. You're gonna run into Chicago plays Cleveland

(08:09):
next week, and Cleveland stinks, although they're playing better with
Shader Sanders, So maybe should our hope is that Shoulder
goes out there and puts up six hundred yards on
the Bears and they get an upset win over them.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
That would be nice.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
But here's the other issue is the Lions play the Rams,
who I believe are the best team in the NFL,
and they play them next week, and that's on the road,
and the Rams are just a jugger.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Not now, they've lost a couple of games.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
I get that, but they've lost a couple of games,
and you know, blocked field goal beat them in one
game and they were up twenty in that game.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
And the Lions have it cut out for them next week.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Now, the good news is next week is not a
must win, but it's a really really, really really prefer
to win game. So they have to pull off a MI.
If you're gonna make the playoffs after you've blown games
to crappy teams like Minnesota, you have to upset somebody,
and that is something they have not done this year.
They have not beating the team that they weren't supposed
to beat. So they have to do that this week.

(09:04):
Go to the Rams. You do that, then you're really
starting to believe. Give the Staffords a spanking. That's what
you need to do, because that dude's about to win
another Super Bowl. You want to start drinking. Dreno. Stafford's
about to win another Super Bowl. Kelly Stafford's about to
win another Super Bowl. The Staffords are about to have
their second because ain't nobody beating them? Ain't that is
my bull tak Ain't nobody beating the Rams in the playoffs?

(09:25):
Nobody in the AFC, I mean, the AFC is a mess.
And then in the NFC, ain't nobody beating them? Seattleaide
beating them, San Francisco a beating them, Green Baby. Ain't
nobody beating the Rams unless the Rams have to, you know,
go on the road and maybe playing Green Bay or something.
But as it stands right now, they probably won't. They're
probably gonna have home field throughout the whole damn thing
if things go the way it's going. So there you go,
so the lions are in it, and it wouldn't take

(09:48):
a miracle, but sort of to get in at this point.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Not a miracle, but sort of that sort of merrit.
All right, there you go.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
All right, Josh Han to show more rock coming up.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
This is the Josh in his show on one Oho
six point seven double wllzs well it.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Innes Show, Josh and
James This morning.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Of course Friday, it was Docs Last Show.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Had a bunch of folks up here and videos were
posted all over Facebook of Docs Last Last Hurrah and everything.
And what's funny is I open up Facebook and I
see this seeing one of these videos, and I see
a comment and it just it's a video watches Doug
Podell says goodbye after fifty years on the air, enjoy

(10:34):
your retirement. We'll all be missing hearing your voice.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
On the radio.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Very nice thing, right, It's like to my four thousand people,
it's got six hundred comments, it's got like five hundred shares.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Very nice thing. Okay. I actually sit and watched the
entire thing.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
The first thing that comes up as a comment from
some guy named Alan, and it just says did not age.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Well, thanks, Alan.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
The internet is the worst place on the planet, but
particularly social media, Like, how does I don't know, Like
I'm a dick, and I'm aware I'm a dick, like
I say dickish things, and like there are a lot
of times that there's really pretty celebrity chicks that we
judge even though there's no way they'd ever bang us,
And if the opportunity came about, we'd be like like,
like I'm watching the football game last night and Taylor

(11:22):
Swift is on there, and I don't find Taylor Swift
to be all that attractive. But if Taylor Swift walked
in here right now and she's like, let's get busy,
I'm like, you're absolutely right, You're the hottest chick I've
ever seen. Let's go.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
But like I understand that that is a that is
just a preface.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
This was saying, I'm fully aware that people on the internet,
including us, or on the radio, including us, are going
to judge people that otherwise we would not.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Judge because we have this cloak of protection. Let's judge
this Alan guy.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Well, let me see, let's judge him, all right, let
me see, abab he's a very handsome, attractive young fellow.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Well, let's see the picture I see of Allan here,
he's wearing a gigantic baggy pair of like khaki car
are those car those.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Are cargo shorts?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Very fashionable if it's nineteen ninety nine, Alan, I believe.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
That the line from super Bad is no one's gotten
a hand job in cargo shorts.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Since nom I.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Believe it's the line. That's why he's still wearing those shorts.
Let's see here, But this is Alan.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
He's taking a picture. It's kind of a jeep.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Okay, chubby guy, yeah, chob.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
He tucks his T shirt into his cargo shorts. Got
some flip flaps and look, I'm not going to judge
the man for wearing flip flops, but at least he
got like some nicer flip flaps, so it looks like
dollars store brand flip flops there. Well, yeah, I have
to have an arch support in Manyeah. Let's see Alan
here has a really jit like like a gizzard.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Oh he's got one of those like drinking necks gobble.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Alan, so Alan, you're an agent too, well either, my friend, No, man,
that chin ain't holding up bro, you see what that's like. Alan,
So it amazes me that somebody goes to a Facebook
page sees a picture of a video of Doug Podell
celebrating his last broadcast. Doug Podell has been on the
radio for fifty years. Like, also, the guy's been doing
it for fifty years. So obviously he's not a young

(13:09):
guy by any means. He's been doing it for fifty years.
He's in his early to mid seventies. He's been around. Okay,
your first thought, your first thought when you see a
picture is no in age?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Well shut up.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Alan, Yeah, pud Yeah, Allen, you're not aging too well either.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Guy looks like he just like fell off the Jimmy
Buffett truck.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
He's got like a Ron John's Surf Shop shirt on
or something.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
He's got like a T shirt tucked into his cargo shorts.
He's got his flip flops on. He's taking a picture
in front of a jeep. Here, you guys, check it
out my jeep by not even his jeep. No, it's
just like, is there somebody the driver's heat? No, it's
just but I thought it's like a posing like, look,
this is my daughter's new jeep. I hilped her by.
This is why all of a sudden he's Barney. Hello,

(13:53):
it's me Ellen.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah. But yeah, so you're trying to differentiate between Alan
and me. That's all. He's got his polo brand hat on.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
So Alan, Oh yeah, you Pudd probably Beverly Hills Polo Club.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, not even the Ralph Lauren.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Not really a Ralph Lauren you get in the polo
that you buy at Walmart. Yeah, Pudd, get out of
here with that coming after the boy. The Internet's the
worst and every time, and that's what I'm saying is
like Casey was like, well, you know, look, we gotta
have a Facebook presence, and I'm like, you know that
Facebook's the worst place on the planet.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
We gotta have a presence.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
So then every now and then I'll just post something
very positive about our show on the station Facebook whoever
that gets a good resion, just to watch how evil
people are like on our Facebook page, like people like
us so and I appreciate that that's nice whatever, But
like I'll post like, hey, Josh and James are giving
a kid a kidney tomorrow and it's like, yeah, that's great.
Show sucks and they talk too much and f that

(14:55):
kid's kidney.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Those guys suck people. They dropped the kudney on the
ground first. Ooh.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Anyway, that's why the internet's terrible, and that's why Facebook
is terrible. And I try to tell that to Casey
all the time, but he won't listen to me because
Casey has like two or three things he stays obsessed with,
and that's our boss. Like he'll be like, look, we
gotta get those videos up. You know, Mike Valenti's got
videos and they got a million views, And I'm like, yeah,
our videos of me yelling about Alan are not gonna

(15:22):
get a million views.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
I'm just gonna throw that out. You know, I can
understand where the sports guy ranting.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
And raving about the Lions is gonna get a billion
view I get that. Me making fun of Alan's gizzard
turkey neck is not gonna get us anywhere. But like,
Casey has a few things that he's obsessed with, and
that is one of them he's obsessed with that he's
obsessed with.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Look, we gotta be on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Like a couple of videos get like two hundred and
fifty six views on TikTok Oh, Well, Helm I take
back one and eleven views. I take it all back.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
You being upset about people who don't shovel their drive Yeah,
thirteen hundred and seventy four. Yeah, because that was a passion,
that was an impassioned take.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
It was relatable, the one I think it is. You've
also upset a disabled woman.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Oh god, dang it.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yes, fun, I'm on sorry, I'm disabled to can't physically
clear my own drive away. Apologies for my existence of
steady view, she says. So that one got thirteen hundred views.
You know, almost fourteen hundred views.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
You can't win.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
You'd like, why even talk like there's no reason to
speak on anything in life? Just shut up and you can't. Hey,
that's the one way you can't defend anybody.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Just shut up.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Well, now it's going to hit the internet that you
just hate the disabled. That's that's gonna be the next thing.
Josh Ennis of WLZ.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
That's still a station. Yeah, we have microphones and anything.
I got the mics. That's one thing that works.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
It'll be like that guy hates disabled people anyway. All right, anyway,
so screw you allan Doug rules and you're a putt.
All right, here's Evan Essence, We'll have tickets to see
Evan Essence coming up and Hate twenty five Bring Me
to Life. Well six point seven Detroit's wheels at his
green Day when I come around. Apparently Melissa McCarthy hosted

(17:07):
SNL over the weekend and everybody was talking about how
skinny she is now. She was weighing, like there's all
these headlines like, oh, she's lost ninety five pounds and
she's transformed. I mean, more power to you, but I
mean she's on the ozempic. I mean, all these people are.
I mean, why wouldn't you be if you have the
means and the ability to do it. If you have
the opportunity to get on ozempic, you have the money

(17:28):
to pull it off and do it, You'd be dumb
not to if you have the actual you know, the
resources to do it.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Now.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Absolutely, Here's what I discovered over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
By the way, is that because my A one C
at one point was considered like in the type one
diabetes range look at risk or something.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah, I was like slightly elevated.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Right, It's probably because I went into the doctor that
day after drinking like eight sodas. I'm like, watch this
little stunt I'm about to pull. Like when I was
in Saint Louis's how you get your injuries to pay
for your ozempic. My boy was like he started taking
ozempic and look like a different human or sorry, Montjaro,
Mount Jaro.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
I said, well, I want some Mount Jarro.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
He said, well, you just got to go in and
get this doctor to give you the you know, the
the prescription for it. So I went to see his doctor. Dude,
this guy was the jankiest doctor ever, Like he was
basically operating out of the back of a Toyota tursll
like I had to do his walk in. He's like,
so what do you want, I'm like Mount Jarro. He's like, well,
let's see what we can do to get you to Monjaro.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
I'm like, all right, let's go.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
It's like we doctors back in the day when you
needed a medical card totally. You'd go into a closet
in the back of a grow shop and some guy
who says he's a doctor.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, you tell him.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
What's wrong, and uh He's like, okay, well you think
cannabis can help you with that?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
I do, Okay, Well, here you go.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
And that's that to doctor, I'd tell you, doctors are
such a scam. Like doctors and insurance. Everything is a scam.
The whole world's a scam. So I go see this doctor.
He's in like this yanky little strip center. There's like
a fish tank, but it's empty, like in the lobby
there he's water in it, or there's like there's there's
dirty murky water, no fish, no fish.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
And I go back there and I try.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I have a bunch of sodas and stuff to try
to bring up my A one C a little bit,
you know, And he does the blood work and it
shows that I'm slightly you know, in that range that
would be considered like pre diabetes or whatever. Boom gives
me the ozeba, actually Mount Jaro he gives me, and
before you know it, I've lost like forty pounds and I'm.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Living the dream.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I'm like, yep, this is the good life. I enjoyed
that very much. This is all after like a legitimate
doctor I went to see was like, I'm not going
to give you Mount Jarro. I'm like, yeah, you will,
or I'm gonna leave, and he's like refused. He was like, no,
you why don't you just go out in the alley
and go buy some crack while you're at it. I'm like, no,
I just want the Mount Jarro. That's all I want.
And then I went to see this one doctor and

(19:46):
he's like, well, I just let me know when you
want to go up another level, and then another level,
and before you know it, I'm at the highest.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Level and I'm living the dream.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Brother. Doctors, Man, what a farce they are, doctors insurance.
It's all a scam. It's all one big job and scam.
But as long as it gets me my man Jarro,
I'm happy. So you're happy to be part of this game.
So I got mine yesterday. I called on Friday because
I'm no longer doing the thing with the weight loss plays,
so I had to go get my own Mount Jarro.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
So I reach out and I had This is.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
So sad, but I kept the sheet from like two
years ago at the doctor that confirmed that I did
have like pre diabetes. And as long as they send
that in, the insurance is like, all right, what can
we do. So now there's drug that could cost you
hundreds of dollars a month cost me like twenty five bucks.
I'm like, yeah, for you man, that's Drew.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
I'm sorry to hear.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
You're not gonna hanging out with those ladies in that
red therapy bad anymore. No, No, they they chose a
show that people listen to, so I mean, can you
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Speaker 1 (20:49):
LLZ Detroit Reels The Joshnis Show, Sports ah Rade, Welcome in, everybody,
Josh and James. It's the Josh Show. Thank you. Green Bay.
I was talking with Ron de Moss earlier. We were
in there getting coffee and we were talking about, like,
would you rather Green Bay have won or Chicago have

(21:11):
won yesterday? For me, you want Green Bay to just
win the division because you ain't gonna win the division
because you're essentially now, I mean, you do the math.
The Lions have already lost twice to Green Bay, so
there's a tiebreaker, and Green Bay's got a tie on
their ledger as well. You will not unless green Bay
loses every game they have the rest of the way,
and you win every game. You are not going to

(21:33):
take down green Bay in the division. It's just not
going to happen, especially considering that the Lions are probably
gonna go to La and lose this weekend, so they're
gonna be eight and six once the weekend is zero now,
so the best bet to make the playoffs will be
beating Chicago, and it was big that green Bay got
that win yesterday, especially because Chicago faces the Browns this week,

(21:58):
so Chicago should back beat Cleveland. Although Cleveland's defense can
be a little stingy, they almost rallied and won yesterday.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
The Browns would beat green Bay.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
That's true, that's a good point their defense, but that's
the thing about green Bay, though green Bay's offense can
be steinied at times too, because their offense isn't very good.
I'm so sick of the Bears, and I'm so sick
of Ben Johnson, and I'm sick of all I'm sick.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Of the Bears.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Finally they got their come up ins yesterday. Their little
miracles finally ran out. Now, hopefully the Browns do us
a solid next week and knock them down. But we'll
see San Francisco, who didn't play yesterday. San Francisco's nine
to four. So realistically, the teams that you have a
chance to get in. Over are Chicago and San Francisco,

(22:45):
LA and Seattle. One of those teams will win the West,
and I'm going to assume it's going to be the Rams.
I just think the Rams are really freaking good. I
think Seattle is I don't trust Sam Darnald. Do you
give me Sam Donald versus Matt stafford playoffs on the line.
I'll take Matt staff So you've got Rams and Seattle
are almost locks to be in. Green Bay is almost

(23:07):
a lock to be in. So at that point, then
you've got two three teams Chicago, Lions, San Francisco fighting
for three spots. Now that could all change next week,
who knows. But reality is, you just need to hope
the Bears fall off a cliff and you get to
face the Bears at the end of the year, and
the Bears have already lost. It's shocking to think it

(23:27):
feels like two years ago, a month, it feels like
a decade ago that the Lions beat the bleep out
of the Blacks. It's a different universe now, so we'll
see being dead yet, but would be exciting if it
all comes down in the final game of the season
against the Bears, and it would all come down to
whether or not my bet hits or not as well.
But that would be the drama. That would be the
ultimate in drama, wouldn't it. But so yesterday the Bears

(23:51):
did lose twenty eight twenty one. They threw a pick
Caleb did in the end zone. I say, Caleb, like,
we're buddies, Caleb, you know, my buddy see Seed through
an interception in the end zone with about twenty seconds
to go. So Green Bay held on twenty eight twenty one.
And that one yesterday wasn't an overly exciting day of football.
You start to kind of scan through some of these games. Well,

(24:13):
you know, here's one for you. So the Colts have
lost their quarterback Daniel Jones for the year.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
He tore his achilles.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
He was on this great, you know, come back experience
for Daniel Jones.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Then he blew out his achilles. So the Colts are dead.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Let's see outside of that, I'm looking at some of
the other scores. Buffalo and Cincinnati was an okay game,
but Joe Burrow threw two inexplicable interceptions late that kind
of sealed the deal for Buffalo. Pittsburgh beat Baltimore. So
Pittsburgh now sits there in that division. That division, which
is usually considered the toughest division in the NFL, the

(24:49):
AFC North, It is really not good at all. Sin's
a bunch of bad teams. But Pittsburgh helped me out
because I needed to win from them for my bed,
you see. So they need one more win, and as
I me earlier, if let's see, if Pittsburgh wins one more,
if the Lions win one more and Tampa wins two.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
More, I hit a parlay for the season.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
But of course the Saints had to go and bend
me over and beat the freaking Bucks in the rain
in Tampa yesterday. I could have been one went away,
your sons of bitches.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
That's one of your teams. Do it is? And Udia
they did. They gave it to me good.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
They said, oh, you don't want to watch us anymore
because we sucked. Josh, watch this.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
I gets your attention now they did. There you go,
and that's crazy. Yeah, that is sports all right.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Today is the anniversary of the day that John Lennon died.
What did that sound like on this frequency one O
six point seven when it was W four Howard Stern
was on the radio the day after that. I've got
some of that audio for you. Is that was on
this day in nineteen eighty So Joshennis show Sublime, Sublime

(25:54):
on one O six point seven Detroit's Wheels, it's Josh
what's going on? Josh and James Josh Innis show how To?
So I guess it would have been what forty five
years ago?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Is that the number?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Forty five years ago that John Lennon was shot by
Mark David Chapman outside of his apartment building in New York.
And just to think, forty five years doesn't seem like
that long, but you might as well be, you know,
one hundred years ago, based on how the technology was
back then. Because somebody gets shot now, I mean we
saw with Charlie Kirk, somebody gets shot now, and almost

(26:24):
instantly there's video of a guy getting snuffed out on
the Internet, like instantly, right there on Twitter, right there
on Twitter, like ten minutes after a guy gets shot,
there's video blood gushing out of his neck and you're like, WHOA. Now,
imagine nineteen eighty I wasn't alive. You weren't alive, Okay,
neither one of us were alive in nineteen eighty. There
obviously was no Twitter. There obviously was no Facebook, There

(26:46):
was obviously no social media at all.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
There was no Internet.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
The probably was barely even computers, I mean not the
kind of computers that would do what we do now,
Like a computer was like a big thing that took
up like an entire room.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
And there was no Oregon Trail even, that's how old
these computers were. You couldn't die of dystantry yet, not
even so uh. And obviously all you had was radio,
and you had TV and newspapers, but newspapers had to
go to print and everything, so really you had radio.
Radio was like the og social media, because even TV
couldn't break into stuff instantly they could, but radio, like

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the second you know, you hear something, you go live
on the radio. That was Radio's really still in its
heyday in the early eighties. So one way to get
news would be if you're watching one of the networks, right,
And what was on network television on a Monday night,
Monday night football?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Right, So this is.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
The audio of Howard Cosell in the middle of like
a clutch moment, like a go ahead field goal in
this Monday Night Dolphins Patriots game where Howard Cosell, Because
like you, there is no like nowadays. Like let's say
there's a game on ESPN. If the game's on ESPN,
they would probably post scroll at the bottom of the
screen that somebody like John Lennon was shot.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah, like a little breaking news things.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
And then they would say, go to ABC News for
the latest, or go to ABC dot com for the latest.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
There was no other network for you to go to.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
So if you were on Monday Night Football on ABC,
you had to give the news there. And that's what
Howard Cosell had to do on Monday Night Football on
this day in nineteen eighty, John Smith was on the line.
I don't care what's on the line, Howard.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
You have got to say what we're going to do.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yes, we have to say it.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Remember, this is just a football game.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
No matter who.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
Wins, saw loses. An unspeakable tragedy confirmed to us by
ABC News in New York City. John Lennon outside of
his apartment building on the West Side of New York City,
the most famous, perhaps of all of the Beagles, shot
twice in the back rush the Roosevelt Hospital, dead.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
On arrival.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Ought to go back to the game after that news flash,
which in duty we had to say it.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Right, I needed it.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Then he's gonna go back to Frank Gifford, who's like,
all right, well Smith lining up for the field goal here,
game on the line. But like, imagine you're sitting there
in your house and you're watching Monday night football. Howard
Cosell says, John Lennon's dead. There is no Holy cow,
let me pick up my cell phone and blooh okay,
let me see. I don't know whose cell phone does that,

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and like there is none of that that doesn't exist.
It's how do I find out more about this? So
you probably pick up your landline and call your mom
or your buddy and go did you just hear Howard
Cosell say that John Lennon died? And then you flipped
to one of the three channels you have, like you
get up and turn the knob, turn the dial, like
I wonder if CBS has it, ORF.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
NBC has click click, Like.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
It's amazing, how like forty five years is not that long,
you know, but forty five years ago again may as
well have been the prehistoric age, you know.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
It's crazy, But that's how it was.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
They like, you get that news, you have to deliver
that news in the middle of a football game, and
then boom, that's crazy. And now, like I'm trying to
think if there's anybody who's death, like a celebrity, whose
death would have that kind of impact on the world,
I just don't think that really exists anymore, because I

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think that there's such a division politically with people that
half the people think somebody is a hero and half
of the people hate them.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
So whereas in nineteen eighty, like I always view John
Lennon as kind of a sanctimonious holier than now, kind
of a fraud because it wasn't even like a woman
beer but whatever. Like that's how I like from afar
of view John Lennon. People didn't know any of that
nineteen eighty The media wasn't telling you that John Lennon
was like I was gone bag.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
It was twenty for our news cycle where everybody was
obsessed with what everybody else was doing.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Correct, So all you knew is John Lennon's a beatle
and it's sad that he died. That's why I like
the Charlie Kirk thing that happened a couple months ago
was a huge story. But you go to social media
and half the people think it's fake. Half the people
think he deserved it, Like half the people think this.
So like you're not going to see a death like that,
like a Marquee or like say Marquis that's kind of crass,

(31:02):
but like a death that is that significant that rocks
the world. There is not a celebrity out there now.
I think if the well, hell, the president was shot
at one point and you know what it was. He
faked it. He faked it. So like it will never
be that way again because people are so destroyed by
social media, Like social media has ruined people. We are

(31:23):
a broke I mean, we talked about it earlier. There's
a nice video of Doug Podell doing his last talk
break on the station. There's guys posting his first thoughts
and he's like this guy at an age, well, like
what are we doing? Like that will never exist again.
The world is too broken for that to happen. It
will never ever, ever, ever, ever ever be that way again.

(31:44):
There is not a celebrity death like Tom Hanks, who's
maybe the most likable celebrity on the planet could get
shot outside of his house tomorrow, and half the people
would be like, well, what about that vaccine, tom make
sure from the vaccine, Like I.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
Got that he got the he got the shot that
he shot then he got shot.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I mean for me, I think the closest, like the
last celebrity death that actually hit.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Me hard was Robin Williams. See and I was on
the radio when I found out about that. I was
in Philadelphia.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Like when I heard he passed, I was like, oh
my god, like so much of my childhood, so much
like entertainment. He seemed like such a nice, like decent person.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Well then you find out that the guy was just
had a lot of mental issues, not like nothing that
he could control. I was just like they had depressure.
But you don't know that when you're watching a guy.
So my I hate to say this, but when I
heard that he died and I heard that he hanged himself,
my first thought was, I wonder if it was like
kung fu.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah, like I wonder if it.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Was all you hear somebody dies by hanging, you almost
go down that road.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Immediately The first thought was it was it a kung
fu Michael you know or whatever.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
That's the first thought. I had sexual accident.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Correct, But yeah, I don't know. If you want to
get in, you can text text the word Josh and
your message to five one eight eight one. You can
call eight seven seven nine at eight one oh six seven.
So forty five years ago, John Lennon dies, you break
into Monday night football. There's Howard Cosell dead on arrival,
all this stuff. I don't believe that there is something

(33:13):
like that, cause I used to talk to my old
boss about this, and I said the world's broken, Like,
there's no putting the genie bag in the bottle.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
We are a broken people.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
He goes, no, there will be something that will galvanize
us all and bring us all together, like a nine
to eleven or something. I'm like, no, there's note it
will never happen. There's too much money and division, man, Like,
there will never be a situation like that. Again, there
is not one event that's gonna make these wacko liberals
and these wacko right wing people come together and say
let's not be wacko for five minutes. I mean, we

(33:41):
watched a snuff film. We watched this Charlie Kirk and
get a bullet in the neck, and half the people
are celebrating it. It's like it's not gonna happen. Time
to be live at nineteen eighty. As I said, it
was only forty five years ago, but it may as
well have been the dinosaurs because it was that long,
all right.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Well before the twenty four hour news cycle.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Correct, And that's kind of was the start of all this.
But all right, I don't know if anybody like that exists.
If you want a text, text the word Josh and
your message to five one eight eight one. You can
also call eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven. I do have audio of Howard Stern on
this frequency on W four in Detroit the day after.
You want to hear a guy that does not sound
like the guy that became famous, listen to Howard Stern

(34:21):
audio the day after John Lennon was shot. And maybe
we'll wake Doug up because I would imagine he would
have been on the air when that happened.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
I would think eighty yeah, No, I mean.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Like I would imagine at night on W four he
would have been on the air. So maybe we'll wake
him up. First day of retirement, we're like, Hey, Doug,
it's us Wake up, Wake up, Doug. We gunna bother.
First of all, you aged poorly. Second of all, you
aged poorly, Doug Alan says, you're hideous. Second of all,
were you on the air when John Lennon was shot?
All right, we got all that coming up. It's the
Josh Ennis Show on Wheels Like.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
It or not. This is the Josh Innes Show one
six point seven w LZ Detroit.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
One O six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and A Show.
It is Josh and James this morning. Hello friends. All right,
so we'll get to some of that day after John
Lennon was murdered.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Audio from W four in a little bit.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
But Kiss was honored with the Kennedy Center Honors. They
were there, so was Sylvester Stallone and George Straight and
Gloria Gaynor.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
You know what I find interesting about Gloria Gaynor.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I think we had this discussion the other DA or
I had this discussion somewhere. Gloria Gaynor is responsible for
the song I Will Survive. I couldn't tell you anything
else Gloria Gaynor's ever done, but I will Survive.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Forgot That's what she does.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I thought she was like an Olympian, isn't there like
an olympian with the same last name Gloria Gaynor.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Greg Lugainis, Oh maybe maybe greglu Gainis was a swimmer
who had.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
The HIV Yeah, and the diving boy.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, there's a big difference between Gloria Gaynor and Greg
lu Gainis.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
But anyway, yes, So, Gloria Gaynor.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Was responsible for a song called I Will Survive, which
became like the ultimate gay anthem.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
I don't know if it still is. I don't know
if a new generation.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Has a new gay anthem, but I Will Survive was
like the gay anthem. And what I've learned about gay
anthems is gay anthems have to be born organically, Like
they can't be songs written to pander two gay people
because then like the gay people sniff it out, They're like,
I see what you're trying to do. You're trying to
get hit with the crew here, and that's not how
this is going to work. You have to write a

(36:33):
song that then the gay people steal and claim is
their own.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
And that's what happened with I Will Survive.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Is that like I'm fairly certain that I Will Survive
was not written about gay people, right. It wasn't like, hey,
I wrote this song today, I Will Survive.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
It's a gay song. That is not it at all.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
But what it was was like the gay folks like
found that to be like their rallying cry, and then
it worked out for them. But like what's her name
Gaga has tried that before, Like God Taylor. Taylor Swift
had the ultimate example of someone trying to write a
song for gay people to show their down. So Taylor

(37:09):
made a song called Me and it was with her
and the guy from Panic at the disco and eerie yeah,
and and like the whole video she's wearing like rainbow
colored stuff and she's like, look, guys, I'm no longer
a square. I'm down with the gay cause. And then
gay people were like, we don't want your dumb song.
You're trying like you're Taylor Swift, go go away, like

(37:31):
like you have to write a song that the gay
people come and deer and make their.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Own, like Gloria Gaynor, did I guarantee?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
When Gloria Gaynor wrote this, she wasn't like, you know
what's gonna happen fifty years from now, gay people are
gonna flop their dogs around at the Pride parade to this.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
She never thought that.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
No, that's how I did, trying to write an anthem
about overcoming hardship in a.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Getting over a breakup exactly.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
But the gay folks are like, not so fast, Gloria.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
And then boom, you get this.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
But anyway, so Jeane and Paul and Peter were there.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Obviously Ace wasn't there because he's dead.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
No thing.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
It's kind of a low blow if you want a
little finger. So Peter hasn't been in Kiss for like
over a quarter century. Right, Ace hadn't been in Kiss
for over a quarter century. Did they not bring the
other two dudes who currently make up Kiss?

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Probably what's their name? I forgot to do it.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
But the dude who's new Ace and the guy who's
knew Peter. They didn't bring those guys in. A new
Ace and new Peter should have been there. But anyway,
this is President Trump talking about Kiss, an amazing rock band.
They're amazing, They're incredible.

Speaker 7 (38:41):
Paul, Jean, Peter, and the late great Ace Brayley, who's
represented by his daughter, and she was crying like so,
she was crying, and all that meant to me is
one thing. She loved her father, right, she loved her father.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
I mean I would assume she did. Let me tell
you her dad died and she cried, she got.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Emotions, loved her dad. Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Who loves their dad, Vanka. And she's a beauty. She's
a gorgeous woman. She sits on daddy's lap. I love
her and she does.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
I'm doing a big Levanka guy for anything.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
And the guys loved him.

Speaker 7 (39:19):
You know that band has stuck together for a long time.
I've known a lot of bands and they don't last
too long. They gone much to the detriment of themselves, actually,
But these guys get along and I love to.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Watch people here. He's not up on the history of Kiss.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Evidently President Trump was too busy to discover that. In fact,
Kiss broke up multiple times and is currently broken up
technically right like the two the main members of Kiss
are still in Kiss, but Peter who is there? And
Aces let me tell you, Ace Frehley, he's back.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
In the New York groove. He's back in it, and
I'm in the groove as well. I love the New
York groove.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
But like he's in a situation now where like he's
just rambling on about kiss.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
It's amazing that kisses with stood the test. Let me
tell you, Kisses with stood the test of time. Like me,
when I get my eleventh.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Term and we're gonna get it, We're gonna have it.
It's gonna happen. It's gonna be incredible. But like, brother,
technically kiss is still a thing, but not really his
kiss has broken up two separate times with the original
members really just Gene and Paul. That really that's what kisses.
I guess in a technical sense, he's not wrong.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
And I was watching them and they really respect each
other and they like each other.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I just congratulate you.

Speaker 8 (40:38):
What a job.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
I think he's talking about Jean and Paul because none
of them but like Ace. I fairly certain Ace hated
them and they like. I mean, there was a story
over the weekend where Gene was like, hey, listen, we
think that Ace pretty.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Much killed himself by being an idiot.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
So like yeah, yeah, so, like, my man's just really
who wrote this for Donald?

Speaker 3 (40:58):
You've done? What a great thank you all.

Speaker 7 (41:01):
I've known Jean for a long time, and I've known
the others for shorter periods of time, but they're real talent,
and tonight they are really appreciated.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
The world has seen it.

Speaker 7 (41:10):
And he's like, let me say, Apparently they're in a
band called what is this Ben?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Kiss?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
It's a ben called kiss I Love.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
It's like when I I kissed allegedly kissed Bill Clinton's peepee.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
That was a story a couple of weeks ago. It's
not true.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
It's not true.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
It is it is faing, it is fake news.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
I never kissed Bill Clinton's peepee. That is not true.
It is not true.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Where is Ace Frehley? He died like a month ago.
Ace Frehley couldn't make it. But he loved Trump.

Speaker 6 (41:45):
That's what I've been told is that Ace Frehley loved Trump.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
He was a big Trump guy.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
His daughter's out there, he actually did know. That's not true.
A his daughters and she loves Trump.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
She's upset, Oh she is.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
She's in shock. She's still in shock over the death
of her dad. But yes, I wish Paul would have
gotten up there. Just I wish they would have shown
up in the kiss makeup too. Oh, they showed like
kind of like when Elvis showed up at the White
House with a gun, like that famous story where he
met to Nixon and he had a gun. Like I
wish said, they would have showed up in full makeup
and like he would have been in full on, uh

(42:20):
Paul Stanley mode, like you want to get the Kennedy said,
honest tonight, Yeah, oh yeah, ain't donald. What's that pistol
in your pants? Ain't no pistol, that's my no way, Oh,
that'd be great.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
He's walking in.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
They do like a whole search and like a metal
detector or whatever, and something goes off and they're like,
excuse me, mister Stanley, do you have a pistol in
your pants?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
And he's like, it's excited because they opened the door
a moment.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
He goes, Dad, I didn't think it would happen, but
it's happening. And they're like, hey, sir, do you have
a pistol in your pants?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
And he goes that, ain't no.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Pistol, that's my that's my loft gun. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, that would have been awesome. That did not happen,
by the way.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Oh and if they were shown up in the total
like like you got Geane like spitting blood. Like George
Strait is just sitting there looking on Cowboy.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Now, what's going on here?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
It's like Jean's just sitting there like spitting blood, and.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Like Stallones are like these guys always coming to steal
the show.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Gloria again, for whatever reason, Gloria Gainer is like super
tickled by it.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
She's just like clapping like this.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Like this is the I'm having a great time. I'm anyway,
all right, So here's what I need to do. I
did play a nine minute song already, but I think
I have to play one more to meet the quotas.
So let's play I want to Rock by Twisted Sister.

Speaker 9 (43:40):
Rock.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Well out six point seven Detroits Wheels. That is Twisted Sister,
and I want a rock. It's Josh and James. Welcome in, everybody,
all right, so we will have sports. The college football
playoff has been set, and I really hate this thing
so much, like my whole like my love of college
football has really died over the last couple of years.
But the college football playoff field is out. Notre Dame

(44:10):
super pissed, which nobody feels bad about because Notre Dame
has been getting their way for hundreds of years, seemingly,
so screw them a but we'll do that. We'll let
you know what has to happen for the Lions in
this last month. They're alive. I wouldn't even say they're
barely breathing. They're alive and they have a pulse. But
it's going to be a tough one. We'll get into that.
We have a lot of stuff still to do. It's
the Josh Ennis Shoe This it's the Josh Ennis Show

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on one of six point seven.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
WLZ Detroit's wheels, The Josh Ennis Show Sports.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Ah right, let's see what we got cooking here today.
Welcome in, by the way, it's Josh and James, the
Josh Ennis Show. That is us.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Hello, and we're glad you're here bonding with us.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
So the Lions got a break yesterday with Green Bay
beating the Bears, because I think the Bears are the
team you're most likely to catch to get a playoff spot.
So that's good. The bad news is the Lions have
to play the Rams. The Rams just dismantled the Cardinals
yesterday and grand The Cardinals are not a good team,
but still the Rams offensively are a Beast and they're

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defensively of beast and the Lions are beat up. And
it has a recipe for disaster. James, it's a recipe
for disaster.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
I believe it. It sounds like it's bad news.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
I don't feel good about this situation at all.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
So we got that.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Just got a root against the Bears, and I guess
root against San Francisco because that's how I view this. Now.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
This could change in two weeks, but basically.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
I would say that the best bet to get in
is to either get in over the San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Club or the Chicago Club.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Those would be your two best bets because you're not
winning the division. It's damn near impossible for them to
win the division, like you'd have to have two teams.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Ahead of you.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Just totally collapsed. You've already lost twice to Green Bay.
It ain't gonna half so uh to get in as
a wild card, you're probably gonna have to get in
over Chicago or San Francisco, So we shall see.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Uh So.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Also, Lou Whittaker didn't get into the Hall of Fame again,
but Jeff freaking Kent did. Jeff. The thing is, Jeff
Kent was a masher of a second base, but one
of the most like brutal power hitting second basement.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Ever, that's great.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Didn't come close to what Lou Whittaker was defensively, and
didn't come close to what he was in terms of war.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
If you care about those things like that.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Baseball's a bunch of nerd stats people care about, like
Tony Trevado's stats. Yet this, I'm sure he's if I
see him today. No, dude, he doesn't text me anymore.
I wonder if he's found a new I wonder if
he's found another mocking him.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
I want to back up of those guys in a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
But I'm sure when I see him today he'll explain
to me about lous Lou crew No, I don't know. Uh,
but Lou Whitaker did not get in, but Jeff Kent did.
Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens still not, and that's an outrage.
Clemens arguably the best picture of all time. That Barry
Bond's the best hitter that has ever lived. Overall. You
can sit there and tell me about his steroids all

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you want. That's all, well, is that part of the
reason why is the reason it is the only reason
he's not in because none of those guys are getting them.
McGuire's not in, and McGuire wasn't even close to the
hitter Barry Bonds was. McGuire was always just a big bopper,
And that's fine. Barry Bond's a triple Crown guy, a
base stealing guy, a guy like he did everything. Barry
Bonds is arguably the best baseball player to ever live,

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whether he did steroids or not. Now, granted, he looked
like the Michelin man up there, you know, late in
his career, because he had the big piece of armor
on and he could stand over home plate and every
ball was hitting nine million miles.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
And I get all that.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
But all these these holier than now baseball writer schmucks
are not putting freaking Barry Bonds in the Hall of Fame.
If Barry Bonds is not in the Hall of Fame,
it's an invalid hall of fame. You might as well
set the thing on fire. It is not valid. And
the same thing can be said for Roger Clemens, who
was just despicable as a picture.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
And I don't care what steroids he used.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
And oh, by the way, if you want to go
down the wormhole of all the different stuff people were doing.
Guess what, in the nineteen seventies, all these dudes were
using amphetamines. And I guarantee the dudes that were all
on amphetamines. Like, there was a story I heard once.
I read it in a book Jack Buck, who's one
of the great broadcasters of all time.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Now you get me in the nerd them here, but
he would explain how.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
You'd walk into the clubhouse in the nineteen seventies and
there was just a bowl and in this candy bowl
was amphetamines. Greenies is what they called him. And dude
was just coming there and pomp them like tick tacks. Greenie,
You want to tell me that that's not a performance enhandser?
What about a bunch of guys that did blow in
the nineteen eighties? Do we not hold that against them?

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Like it shut up?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
It's like it's despicable, But that's baseball and holier than now.
Riters and guys like Lou Whitaker or Lou Whitaker not in,
but Jeff Kent is in.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
And it's it's an outrage. It's a joke, is what
it is.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Almost as much of a joke as the college football
playoff here, I have a hot take.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
I do not believe that we should live in a
world where a playoff is determined by the opinions of
a committee of people, Like like what people are human?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Humans have biases.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
So you got to tell me that a group of
people get together and decide this teams and this teams
and this teams and they don't have biases.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Of course they have biases.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
The college football playoffs sucks, nil sucks. College football is
not nearly as enjoyable as it used to be. This
committee is stupid, like everything.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
About it stinks.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
College football needs a bath, a gigantic bath. They need to, like,
you know, like a prison bath. Get them out there
with a hose, get with them, just throw the just
throw the soap and the and then.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Hear wash yourself.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
You'd bend over and read them exactly. That's what college
football needs right now, because it's disgusting and I hate it.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
And there you go. That is sports and this is
the Beastie Boys.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Go sleep till but Dad, the Beasties altos six point seven,
Trit's wheels at me Doc a soft frog.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
He's James, I'm Josh what's up.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
So, speaking of the Doc, he worked on this radio
station on this frequency when it was called W four
wwww and that was what this radio station was. The
night that John Lennon was shot, which was this day,
forty five years ago. I got a call Doc and
see if he was on the air for that. I
imagine he was. But we'll get him on the phone.

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We'll wake his ass up. I don't know. Do you
think he's of age where he just wakes up at
five thirty in the morning, just because probably like what age,
Like when is that moment where you go from sleeping
in to like, oh, I get up before the rooster
every day.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
I'm not sure because for me it's skewed from Newing
morning radio for so many years. Sometimes I just wake
up at early. That's true, same disease. But we'll get
Doc on the phone on his first day of retirement,
see if he can share with us what.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Happened on W four that day. But the next morning,
Howard Stern was on the radio. And you listen to
this and you like, I I think that some people
like look back glowingly on some of the stuff Stern
did originally, like Bob we knew he was great when
he was in Detroit. There's no way you listen to
this and we're like, this guy's going to be the
biggest radio personality on the planet and the biggest media personality.

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There's no way Doug can tell you he did. All
these people can look back on it now and like
conveniently remember how great it was. It ain't good and
it ain't the same guy that you know we grew
up listening to doing but bongo fiesta and all that.
But here is Howard stern On W four the day after,

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the morning after Lennon was shot.

Speaker 9 (51:39):
Fiven O eight our time, seven oh eight in the morning.
One of the saddest mornings of my life. I'll never
forget this morning. People always ask us what you do?
What did you do the day you found out that
John Lennon was shot to death? So like, what where
were you when you found out John Kennedy had died?
Where were you when Bobby Kennedy had died? You in

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John Lennon? Where you got the word.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Beatle? John Lennon is dead.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Just a reminder in the mid nineties, when Selena died,
my man was on the airplane, like you know, like
Mexican music and making fun of the fact that this
person was dead. But in nineteen eighty, my man's doing
NPR here.

Speaker 9 (52:21):
Lenin shot late last night as he and his wife,
Yoko Ono, entered the New York City apartment building where
they lived. Lenin pronounced dead at a nearby hospital shortly thereafter,
and police.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Have charged Come of the earth.

Speaker 9 (52:36):
Mark Chapman of Hawaii with murder, not knowing what the
motive for the attack was. Former Beatle Paul McCartney's in
seclusion at his farmhouse in southern England. This company has
described Lenin's former writing partner as being in deep, deep
shock over the death.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Former Beatle Ringo Star broke off a vacation.

Speaker 9 (52:59):
And George Harrison described today as deeply upset as we
all are. How does one handle the death of someone
as great as John Lennon. You know, everything this radio
station is about. Every song we play is has been
influenced by the Beatles. Cheap trick, Come on, that's the Beatles.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Again, And come on, that's the Beatles.

Speaker 9 (53:22):
And you go back and you play the Stones, and
you play I don't know anybody, but I could pick
out everybody. Everybody's been influenced by the Beatles, all of
the greats and me in the studio.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Here with me is pictures of.

Speaker 9 (53:37):
John Lennon, and I've got all kinds of books about
John Lennon and I'm reading through them and it's given
me the chills. It's given me the creeps. Thank you
for being with me this morning. Thanks for sharing in
my grief.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Suck.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
I only laugh because get in a time machine. And
fast forward fifteen years. My man's doing parody so Doug
told us about it the other day. Fast forward teen years.
My dude's doing parody songs about dudes who got decapitated
in a boating accident. He call me and share with
me and my grief.

Speaker 9 (54:08):
Today, we're sort of sharing together experiences about the Beatles
the way we feel. It's the only thing that's appropriate
to do on a morning like this, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Think about this. The only thing to do on a
morning like this is to call me and let's share
in our grief together. Fifteen years later, like twenty years later,
my man's talking about how the dudes that Columbine should
have actually raped the girls before they shot them. Twenty
years later, but back in nineteen eighty. Oh call me
and share in my grief. It's the only thing we

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can do today.

Speaker 9 (54:41):
Seven ten is our time for those of you driving
in this morning. A stoleed car is blocking the right
hand rain on southbound Southfield, just sound from Michigan Avenue.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
That's like the bit in the movie That's Good. So
he's in the middle of this emotional like, oh, look,
you know John Lennon's dead, and this is so said
by the way over on there's a stalled vehicle.

Speaker 9 (55:03):
Although traffic reports sound rather.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Mundane on a day like this or on any day,
doesn't matter who's dead or alive.

Speaker 9 (55:11):
On a day that we eulogize John Lennon, it's still
important for people driving in the weather.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
It's a gray rock and roll day. Cloudy, snow, likely
mixed with rain, sleet. It's a gray rock and roll day.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Casey's like, whoa, I think we should start calling it
a rock and roll day. We're gonna have Casey coming later, guys.
I think I know how to get us the guys. Look, guys,
you start doing the weather in the traffic, and we're
gonna call it a rock and roll day.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
That kind of day, highs around thirty five degrees.

Speaker 9 (55:44):
I keep thinking about Yoko Ono and what she must
be going through, and Paul McCartney, what he's feeling after
all of the resentment and the pettiness and the in
house fighting and the breakup of the Beatles.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
What is Paul McCartney going through? This is not the
same guy, so different.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
It's so weird because I'm waiting to hear Robin or
I'm waiting to hear somebody else chime in, but they
weren't around.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
It's just him. Like I wonder how Yoko Ono was
doing then. She must be in pain. On a day
like today.

Speaker 9 (56:13):
I would love to just have five minutes with Paul
McCartney right now and talk with him.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Let's talk together, and then fast forward like thirty years
you get like two hours with Paul McCartney.

Speaker 9 (56:24):
What a world. Let's talk about what's happened here. This
is probably a moment in history we'll be talking about
for the rest of our lives.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
That wasn't wrong.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Four Hi.

Speaker 8 (56:32):
I grew up in up state New York, and my
first memories are just the Beatles and hot sunny days
hanging out with.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
My brother, and they were.

Speaker 8 (56:43):
Essentially in my formative years of milk and learning how
across the street.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
That's right, that's right, It's like that's right, guys, be too,
Like it's just so weird because it's just such a
different dude, Like the guy became something because like of
being the total opposite of whatever this phony junkie's doing
on the air. Or maybe this is the real thing
and the other part was phony. I don't know, but
I don't know. I just find that fascinating listening to that,
Like just you know, the day after this guy shot,

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and like it even five years later, it's a totally
different guy. Three years later, it's a total two years later,
it's a totally different guy. It just it's such a
bizarre juxtaposition to what we know of, Like you know
that Doug was talking about the audio of the Indians
players getting their heads taken off in a boating accident
or Selina or Columby just a totally different universe, likely

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eight years later.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Different reaction, different presentation, pretty just a wild existence.

Speaker 9 (57:33):
Man.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
But that was on this frequency one O six point
seven W four the morning after the John Lennon assassination,
and that happened. The assassination happened on this day back
in nineteen eighty, so forty five years ago. We did
play this audio earlier as well. But this is Howard
Cosell on Monday Night Football. And that's where you got
your news. Like again, like if you're watching Monday night football,

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there are three channels, ABCCBS, NBC. You're watching Monday Night foot.
There ain't no cell phone. This is how you got
the news. Bob Smith is on the line. I don't
care what's.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
On the line, Howard. You have got to say what we.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Know in who Yes, we have to say it.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
Remember, this is just a football game.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
I'm out of who.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Wins, saw loses? And unspeakable tragedy confirmed to us by
ABC News in New York City. John Lennon outside of
his apartment building on the West side of New York City,
the most famous, perhaps of all of the Beagles, shot
twice in the back rush the Roosevelt Hospital, dead on arrival.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Now imagine you hear that. You're watching Monday Night Football,
and you're like, did he say what I think he
just said? And there's noble and there's no phone, there's
no go to your cell phone, and there's none of it.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Oh you still have the phone where he had the
rotary die on.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
I know there's no like like and you're like, how
do I like you pick up your phone?

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Hate you call your friend he's Steve.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Did you hear that?

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Do you think that's trailer?

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Needs to actually have to get up and go into
another rule where the phone is.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
It's wild, dude, it's a wild now again, as we
talked about we saw it with the uh what Charlie
Kirk like we would we would have had video of
lenone off like you know, like it within minutes. It
would have been minutes, within minutes, that video would have
been up. And we're all like, is this reelers to say?

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Or what over?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Like the world and that doesn't seem like that long
ago forty five years wild. But it's not like it's
you know, a million years ago. It's not like there
were dinosaurs. But anyways, so that's the anniversary of that.
I mean, we'll get Dug on the phone. I'll try
to wake his ass up and see what he did
that night because he had to be on the air anyway,
Josh Henness show, we will get to some more rock
and some other stuff.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Stay there, Josh in his show one O six point
seven w LLZ de Troits Wheels one O six point
seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Enna Show.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
It's Josh and James this morning. Here's one for you.
There's a gentleman by the name of doctor Evan Goldstein. Uh,
he is a I guess he's a butt doctor. He
goes by the Surgeon General of bo the main and
doctor Butthole, Well, doctor buttole It goes by Doctorole. Apparently

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this gentleman is a big advocate of the days, calling
them a less irritating way to clean your butt and
it's better than toilet paper. So if a bi dat
isn't available, then a quick rinsing shower is his go
to method of butt cleaning.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I always like if I if I pooh, I always
take a shower. Do you really, Oh, you have a
post pooh shower, guy, Oh, I'm a post poosh shower.
That's why I don't pooh in public unless it's like
an absolute emergency. I can't allow myself to do it
unless they look. If they would put a shower at
the radio station, I'd poo at work.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
You wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Our bathrooms are odd here because there's only like one
stall and one urinal. These are the smallest bathrooms ever, Like,
I mean, it's weird. There's no way, Like I feel
like there should be multiple stalls. If you're only gonna
have one stall, then I think it should be an
individual bathroom that you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Could lock the door on.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Yeah, yeah, I agree, because at this point it's just
an individual bathroom. So I look, I'm not trying to
bitch here, but I think we need to get some
important people behind this.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Like there's been plenty of people that have come on
in and taken a leak at the urinalime in their deucing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Yeah, and it's an uncomfortable feeling for everyone. Nobody wants
to deal with that. Well you know that they're not
Why would they be looking over the edge.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
I don't know. It's just one of those paranoid things.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
That is the dumbest paranoid thing anyone's ever had.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Hold on. That's a phobia.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
There's a difference between the legit phobia and you're thinking
some jamoke in the bathroom is gonna look, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
The same thing at all.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
But anyway, so if you if you apparently these wipes
are not good for you. They have a wet wipe
induced issues, usually because of the chemicals the wipes are
soaked in, which negatively affect the microbiome of the surrounding area.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Must be talking about this dude wipes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Yeah, I'm a big proponent of the dude wipes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Gotta be worried because I'm I'm wiping butts all the
time using is for babies and we use like sensitive
baby wipe, So I was worried, like maybe there's an
issue with some of oat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I would imagine that this is more of a dude
wipes thing, which I'm a big proponent of because I
just think normal toilet paper is weird. I'm not a
fan of normal toilet papers. It is very like, uh,
barbaric it is, isn't that prehistoric? Like my buddy I
told you this before, But my buddy decided to get
a bidet and it like changed his life.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Everybody that I've talked to that has gotten a bidet
says has changed your life.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
But at that point, again, just go get in the
shower for two minutes, you know, like instead of sitting
on the commode and having a stream of water shot
into your anus. Why don't just get in the shower
and have multiple streams of water shoot into your anus.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
I don't want to take like a full shower, but.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Look, I love a shower. I like to turn the
lights off in the shower and act like I'm being
rained on. Oh wow, yeah, I love showers.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
They're my favorite. Speaking of butts, I turned the lights off.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
I'm in the rain and you know what, so some
humes hunks coming in to kiss you exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
It's like the notebook.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Look, I like to just stand out in the rain,
and is that you Ryan Gosling? Yep, that's exactly how
you fool when I'm in the shower. But speaking of butts,
so the other day, you know, we talked about butt Stock,
which is our dream we have one. We don't have
a lot of dreams, right because if you have a
ton of dreams and you don't accomplish them, you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Feel like to get smashed. So we're selective on our dreams.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
But one of our dreams is to have butt Stock,
which is our butt rock concert, which would be done
to raise money for you know, col colon cancer, rectal cancer,
all that stuff. It'd be a great thing. It'd be
for charity, be awesome, right, but let's be honest, these
are the things that we can't achieve on this radio station.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Like, we went to case and we're like, hey, can
we do butt stock? And he's like, no, I don't
think that's even possible. But if we're lucky, we might
get bumper stickers. And that's if we're lucky. But anyway, so,
by some miracle, our biggest boss in the building was listening.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Colleen was listening that day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
We talked about it, and Colleen, who's not nearly as
pessimistic as Casey, is like, I would love.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
To do buttstock.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
I'm like, yes, we should.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
We should do butt Like whenever she approached me, I
just thought she was gonna tell me something was bad
or something that's just my mindset. She goes, no, I
want to do buttstock, and then she started talking about
funny things we did on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
I was like, well, whll I gotcha.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
This is a good opportunity to talk about this whole
eight songs an hour thing. Can you go to Casey
and tell him we will stay in twentieth place if
we keep playing eight songs there? He's like, look, you
don't have to play eight but like maybe seven. But anyway,
that's neither here nor there. That's inside baseball. Back to
the buttstock, Back to buttstock. Okay, so buttstock is actually
something that if Colleen has her way, could actually happen.

Speaker 9 (01:04:41):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
And she's the biggest boss in there. So she's hammering buttstock, buttstock,
hinder buttle of mud. If she's hammering this, then I
think buttstock's got a chance, like a legitimate chance. It's
definitely got a small holes. And you know, and if
it does happen, like we're basically the bosses of this
st like we have power. There's no Doug anymore. And

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let's be honest, we're the only two people here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
It's just me and you so.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
And occasionally Casey and my wife who's filling in I
guess for the next month until they hose her and
put somebody else on. Oh oh poor Jilly. Indeed, so
if you enjoy my wife, you'll hear her for about
a month. Uh, and then she goes back to her hole.
But anyway, so if we can get Colleen on our

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side for buttstock, then I think we have all the
power here. Then we can do whatever we want. Because
Colleen's on our side. She's not team Casey, Who's like, no,
we can't do butt stock, but you know, maybe we
could do a live broadcast on Saint Patrick's Day. I'm like, cool,
that's fine, but I want butt stock, and I think

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butt stock if Colleen puts all of her weight into
butt stock, yeah, I think butt stock could.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Happen, and then it could become an annual buttstock thing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
We raised money every year. It's kind of like Jay's Juniors,
but you know for shirtless and sleeveless shirt and tatt
guys to go watch puddle of mud and their butts
and their butts. But we're protecting I have dreams. Think
of all the colons we could be saving, all the
rectums we could be saving. We could be saving all
the rectums that could be us. And like we're making

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a joke about it, but it's our dream, you know,
And what why even live? If you can't have dreams.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
It's easier too to joke about serious things. So if
you kind of approach it a joking manner, like ah, yeah,
I just went and I got I got.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Checked out there in the Richt tent.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
You know, but you won't believe it. But Puddle of
Puddle of Mud came in and performed a rectal example
on Man west Man softest hands, softest hands I ever felt.

Speaker 9 (01:06:50):
This, you know?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Oh yeah, we could do is we can get the
chick from the blink one from the glove on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
She's looking rough these days. She is for the bit
because she can put the rubber glove on it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Well, you know what, we can bring Janine in and
she could be the one that performs all the exams.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
I mean, got me in line.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
See, and I guarantee you people would come to the
show for miles around for Buttstock to see Hender and
Puddle of Mud and whomever, Josie Scott of Saliva whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
And there's enough bands going around to where you could
have a different lineup for each Buttstock festival each year.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
That's our I just got to get that first one
into who that it works like. That's called proof of concept,
that's what and we need that. But Colleen's on our side.
Casey is not a great person to have on our
side though, Dude, if you had if we could either
have Casey on our side or Colleen in the quest
to get Buttstock off the ground, I think I'd rather
have Colleen. I mean I don't think I know. I

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mean like Colleen runs the joints, got more power. She
can get us in front of those salespeople and say, guys,
I don't know if you guys do this.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
This is Josh and James.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
He said, this is the morning show we have over
at Wheels. This is the other frequency that we have
available to sell advertising on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
And they'll all go, what is Wheels. We're like, oh,
I'm glad you asked. Well, let us sit down and
tell you about it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
And we're a radio station that wants to do buttstock?
Can we do butt stock? If that happens, I tell
you my life, I will feel I will feel.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Accomplished if buttstock happens viral, like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Just be just having the name of buttstock viral. This
is coming from the guy who's gone viral multiple times.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
I kind of I kind of get it. Humble brass, yeah, flex.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
This is the guy that the AP interviewed for the
Robocops statue. I know a thing or two about which
I've seen. The article hit the radio prep sites this morning.
Oh did it? Yeah? But like you Yahoo picked it up,
The Guardian picked it up. Not all of them are
playing the video, but I'm still quoted in there. Yes,
we get we're going place, That's all I'm saying. Anyway,

(01:08:54):
I need to play some rock. We have talked too long,
but well we'll let this go, are youll?

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Now? Management mandated music from the White Stripes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
It's called Seven Nation Army.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
And if we play our carts right, we might play
some Billy Squire because Doug said, we're never gonna make
it unless we play more Billy Squire Squire in led zeppelins.

Speaker 9 (01:09:19):
So here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
It's Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Lowly is the Night, Billy Squire. What's your favorite Billy
Squire song? He said, Lonely is the Night. J I'm
trying to think what else does he do?

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Just say Lonely is the I know he does another
one that I think I look better than Lonely is
the Night, but I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Let's see what is the everybody wants you is Billy Squire.
Let's see, let's oh my kind of lover.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
That's a jam?

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
You got me running baby, that's a good jam.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
We were talking earlier about how today would have been
Jim Morrison's birthday and we played the Doors or a stroke?
Oh yeah, I forgot about the stroke. That's like the
most obvious one. But that's okay, casual classic guy. What's
your favorite cisco song? The Thong song?

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
I really like the Thong song, be that or something
from Drew Hill.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
I like Drew Hill anyway. So today would have also
been Greg Almand's birthday. Greg Almond notably was in the
Almond Brothers band and also in chaer H. So I'm
very jealous of him. What can I say? I have
I that guy's lived a life i'd like to live.

(01:10:35):
I'm no angels a good banger too. Uh they had
they He and s Cher made a baby together. That
kid's name is Elijah Blue. And that kid was in
the Turnback Time video playing guitar.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Really, man, I.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Really like shares turn Back Time, the one where she's
in like the Thong. Well there's multiple, but yeah, she
was in like the Thong and like the fish nets
with all the Sailor boys.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
It's the Turnback Time video. I'm not sure why that
one sticks A member.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Well, I mean, yeah, boy, I tell you though, I'm
a big eighties share I'm a big every generation share guy,
but particularly I love eighties Share. I like that Share
and like Turnback Time Share. I like I found someone.
I like Gypsy's Chair, trams a Deeve Share.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
I'm probably most familiar with the Believe album, just because
then my mom had that on repeat all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Yeah, boy, I believe I believe it was the og song,
first song ever to use auto tune, was it? Really?

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Fun fact?

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Interesting fun fact that was like where auto tune was
born with Share, Uh doing that one. So Pain came
around then Tea Paint said I'll see you and.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
I'll rude tune and I'll raise you every single track
and it's all good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
So but yeah, so the Alman brother would be Greg Allman.
Would have been his birthday. Today's a significant day for
that though, too, because it would have been Sam Kennison's birthday,
who was like, you know, rock star in the eighties. Uh,
then you had Jim Morrison's birthday today. So there's a
lot of these things and lots of berths and lots
of deaths on this day. It is maybe not lots

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of deaths, but certainly a lot of celebrity berths that
I just I just was reading through that today and
I'm like boy, this is a significant birth rock date.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
AnyWho, we must stop this communication now because we must
play commercials. I'm way behind. I'm going to get yelled at,
so we will be back.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
If you missed any of The Josh Nis Show, listen
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Speaker 9 (01:12:26):
Act one of six point seven WLLZ Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
The Josh Innis Show one of six point seven WLLZ Detroit.
One of six point seven Detroit's wheels. That is poison
or if you pronounce it poisson, that is fish is
in French. There you go, now you know anyway, it's
Josh and James. It's the Josh Ennis Show. Greetings friends

(01:12:52):
on this Monday. So we do have tickets to give
away to the jingle Ball Concerts which features a little
raw roll band you might have heard of called Shine Down.
They will be there and Cornelius will be there as well,
but you know him as Nelly. And then there'll be
like some hot chicks there that you will not know,
but you would like to know them, but you will

(01:13:12):
not know them. And that's the show that's tomorrow hypnotize
you with their bodacious booties. Yes, they with their gyrations.
They will gyrate and jiggle upon the stage for you,
and you will enjoy it. You will be hypnotized. So
if you'd like to get the hook up with those tickets,
please get in now. Eight seven seven nine eight eight

(01:13:33):
one oh sixty seven. Me and my wife are going
to go to that show tomorrow night. Because my wife
technically works for that radio station. She's like a fill
in on there, and she's also filling it on here.
So my wife is just like a Swiss army knife.
So but we're going to be at that show tomorrow
and we're gonna see Shine Down. I wonder if Tony
will let me go backstage and meet Shine Down. I

(01:13:55):
asked him. I was like, listen, Tony, can I intro
Shine Down on stage? And he never responded.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
But if I want to.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Say, hey, can Lou Whittaker uh intro se you got Lou?

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Just tell him you got Lou.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
You can beat him out on stage and be be okay,
and then then I'll then I find some random guys
bringing on stage with you named Lou.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
This is Lou Whittaker, Tony, I swear it's Lou Wicker,
but he's the white guy that's the white guy. He's
not for the Tigers. That man looks Colombian exactly, So
who are you to judge looking at you with your
biased eyes, stop that this is Lou Whittaker.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
It's Lou Whittaker if you want it to be.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
And let's be honest, these people at this concert have
no idea. We could tell him that I Lou Whitaker
and they wouldn't know the difference. So we're we're bringing
up Lou Whittaker, everybody. But if you want to see
Shine Down tomorrow night at the Little Caesars Arena for
jingle Ball twenty twenty five, you can get in now
at eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven,

(01:14:50):
And I have got rock and roll for you right
now from.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
A band that will not be at jingle Ball.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Is it still a thing?

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
They are? Really?

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
I think they we're either just in town or to
coming to town playing one of the casinos.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Well, I think I'd like to go.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
That is lit or this is lit my own worst enemy.
We are the Motor City's wheels, one of six point
seven Detroit's wheels. That is lit, my own worst enemy,
And they are actually coming to town.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
You aren't wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Yeah, just because Friday whenever the twelve is. Yeah, so
this Friday will be lit and fuel. Yeah the sound board.
Oh that sounds like a show you'd enjoy. That's yeah,
I'd go to that show.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
You just showed me a picture of your son who
had just met Santa Claus.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Yeah, it's the look of joy on his face.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
I know that's the that's the joy I've been chasing
for a majority of my life. See, that's how do
I get that joy again? I don't think you do.
I think as an adult that joy just doesn't exist.
Like that's his whole face, just it's he's so happy.
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
He just been saying out. He's dancing inside Santa Sleigh.
He's got fake snow falling you knows presence around the way.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
Like one day I'm gonna have to break his heart
and be like, hey man, life sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
One day you're gonna have to let him know that
you're gonna have to take out some really high interest
loan because you're broke.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Yeah, one day you're going to to tell your kid. Listen,
you're going to develop a crippling gambling habit that's gonna
have you dead broke, and you're gonna have to ask
your dad for money and I tell you no, And
I'm gonna have to tell you no because you're on
your own and I have none.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Either, because I put it all on this show with Gosh, I.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Put it all in. I'm always all in on the show.
And you're like, listen, do you listen?

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
One day you're going to go to work and have
to play eleven depressing Lincoln.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Park songs every morning, and.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
You're gonna wonder if maybe he had the right idea,
and you're gonna thinks, maybe there's something.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
To this guy. Maybe he wasn't so out of the box.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
He's very progressive in that way. And then one day
it will say that, it'll say James was here. Yeah,
we'll try to thank you. I write it up on
the lights, right on the lights of the sharpie. But
that's like it is, because like you see that and
you're like, wow, what like one day your kid is
gonna have to like see the world for what it

(01:17:03):
actually is.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
But right now he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Have to, doesn't ye, None, None of the mass exists,
you know, it's all cookies and candies and paw patrol
on the TV, and for whatever reason, he loves to
wash his toys in these bowls of soapy water that
sounds you know, that's all that's all he wants to do,
or or play.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Outside, you know, that's all he knows. Like, man, it's
the same way I feel when I look at dogs too,
Like they just there's like they don't know that the world,
Like there are dogs that go out there, like they
get rescued from the streets.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Dogs Like I was reading.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
A story the other day about a dog that was
left in a suitcase in a dumpster. O, my god,
and just left to die.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
And someone found the dog. And the second the.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Dog gets out of the suitcase, he's just happy to
see people. And You're like, how can this dog like people?
People have been terrible to this dog, yet this dog
is just like, Hey, I love people. I'm gonna give
you some kids this, thank you for helping me. And
like I would kill to feel that way, Like I
just I don't possess that feel like you're beaten down
by the world, and you're beaten down by social media

(01:18:04):
and the news, and like you're beaten down by the
reality that most people, like ninety nine percent of people
are absolutely effing morons, and it's depressing, like because like
you go to social media and you see the way
people react to certain things and you're like, you're a
dumb person. And it bothers me that I breathe the
same air that you do. Not that I'm some sort

(01:18:24):
of genius, but I think I'm a rather level headed
human that's just kind of normal. But then I look
at social media and I'm like, I hate everybody, and
like your son just washes his toys in a bowl
of soap and he watches his stories. He doesn't have
to worry about anything in life. And you're right, I
feel the same way you showed me that picture.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
It says the feeling I'm Jason inside every day, Like
how do I get back to that point?

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Because I know at what point I had it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
At one point I had it, that joy, that happiness
was there.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
And just where did it go?

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Well? And it's like, so one time I took like
four hydro code weird transition.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
That was weird. I'm talking about happiness. Chill. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
So I used to have a dentist that would just
like if I had a tooth, thank you, you want
a hydro.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
Codone and'd be like, sure, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
So one time I took this because I didn't really
know anything about it, and I took like three or
four of them like they were, you know, ibuprofen. They
are not like And I remember like just feeling this
euphoric feeling for like five minutes and then I just
fell asleep. And then the next morning I woke up
and I'm like, I can no longer take hydro codone.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Because I think I'm an addict.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
I think I'm in love with hydro codone and I
must stop now, like I want like that's that. But
you're chasing them, like I can see why people get
addicted to like heroin, and you watch like drugs, inc.
Because you watch them and like that, whenever you see
their eyes roll back and like this feeling they get
when they shoot up, You're like, I don't want to
do that because I can I can see where you
get hooked on it. Your son is currently hooked on happiness,

(01:19:55):
looked on just life. He's hooked on life, and like
that rules.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
I don't know what that's like.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Because I've grown up now in this jaded world of
social media and everybody's terrible and the world sucks and
like and everybody's divided, Like your son doesn't even know that.
And the part that I hate is that their parents
that want their kids to not know that, they want
them to be like engaged in politics, like five years old. No,
Like these people are the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Like my goal right now is to have him feel
that way for as long as I possibly can, God,
until it becomes like a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Put him in a bubble, just leave him at home
and let like He'll be like nineteen years old watching Bluie.
He's like, Dad, what's outside, Oh, don't go upside from
the past exactly, like last from the past. He's like,
I'm from.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
Out of town. I'm here on business.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
But like exactly, he's like been in a fallout shelter
for forty years and he comes out like hello, Like
that's what you need your child to be. He needs
this blind optimism about life. So it's aid, Billy Madison,
as long as you I can't wait till I get
to hike school, Billy too, as long as you can
like your son, just.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Like keep him side, let him watch Blueie.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
He'll be thirty years old watching like He'll be like
those like you want to know how sad we are
as of people. You see the number of people who
emote over the opportunity to meet Steve from the the
the what's theah?

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Like they emote over this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
It's because people are just grew up with them, but
they're just craving like happiness because the world has turned
people so freaking miserable. It's such a miserable place. Like
I wake up miserable, Like there's I don't there's not
a moment I wake up and go today could be
a good day.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
No, I wake up and.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
I tell myself there's no hope for today.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
It's over.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
You wake up and in your mind you're like, Okay,
this could be a disaster. I have to go do this,
and then that could be a disaster.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
What if they're both disasters, then I gotta go do
this and that could even be worse. You're just trying
to plan your day around like what not is gonna
go turn into grat Well, and that's the thing is
people would then say, well, I was just being an adult,
deal with it. I don't think that's just being an adult.
I just think it's this era, it's this world, Like
you wake up and you're like, what am I gonna
do That's gonna get me in trouble today? What am
I gonna do that's gonna piss somebody off today? What

(01:22:00):
am I gonna do? They could get me canceled today?
Like what am I like? It sucks? Like we've created
a world for a lot of people. It sucks, And
I feel bad for like your son who right now
just thinks, Hey, the world's great, and I'm eating snacks
and hey, I'm having a go gurt, which is.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
So it's funny this whole conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
I had a similar conversation with a coworker when I
worked at the grocery store because there was a special
bagger and she was always happy, like she had a
can of frosting.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
She'd need a can of frosting. She was happy, and
I was like, man like, I'm like, I feel bad
for her. And my coworker was like, why she thinks
everything great? Exactly? Every single day is candy canes and lollipops.
She's like, I would I would kill to have that.
Every day is candy canes and lollipops. Nothing bad ever
affects her. You know, she's happy she's content with the

(01:22:45):
can of frosting. No, she's happy coming to the grocery
store to they have to clean the bathrooms and have
to go push carts, but it's all candy canes and lollipops.
And like after that, I was like, Yeah, I wish
I was mentally challenged too. It's exactly, and we are
just not, you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Know, just just in a different way, a different level,
but like it's a different part of the spectrum. I've
had that conversation with everyone I've ever met, Like I'll
just be randomly sitting there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
Like do you wish we were slow?

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
And the like do you kind of wish like we
And I say slow, but like do you wish that
we were? Like in a world where we don't, we're
not able to comprehend the blissfully ignorant. Exactly. You're like
Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump like he feels things. Yeah, like
he feels it when you know that that aids riddled
woman Jenny hoses him and gets knocked up and then
dies and leaves him with this kid.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
But he looks at it as it's just a box of.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Chocolate, correct, And he feels pain and hurt and sexual
arousal as we saw multiple times in that movie. But
like like he doesn't like, but he doesn't view things
in a negative light. There's no negativity. It's everything's a
positive right like that. There is something enviable about that
that is enviable as all.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
This would be the deepest conversation we've ever had.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
I think it is.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
I have no idea either, man, in case he's texting you, guys,
got to get the music. I don't know how to
get us out of this with something wacky. I don't.
I have no idea what the answer is, but I'll
try to find it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Thank you. I mean that. Look, I'm trying. I think
Deb's birth that's the way to get out of it. Okay, good,
thank you? All right, So there you go. All right,
So here's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
We've given away those tickets to the jingle Ball Show,
and we'll do another pair tomorrow and we will play
more rock after this.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Jos Show seven w LLZ Detroit's Wheels Well on six
point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh and A show.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Like, Generally speaking, I don't do a lot of birthday
conversation because that's not really my thing. But I just
started scrolling down the list of of these because it's
on one of these sites that shows you all these
different stories. And we were talking earlier about how today
would have been like Sam Kennison's birthday, tays Kim Basinger's birthday,
who really is responsible for one of the sexiest white

(01:24:59):
trash movie history when she's getting it on the couch
in eight Mile.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
Okay, that was a quality one.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
But oh and also, by the way, we're going to
talk about sexy Kim Basinger. We got to go to
Nine and a half Weeks, which was just a soft
core erotica with her and Mickey Rourke. But anyway, but
another one, this goes back to something we talked about earlier.
Today would have been David Carodine's birthday. Really, David Carodine
is kung fu. Kung Fu allegedly died by pleasuring himself

(01:25:31):
while hanging himself, which I don't know who, like, I
want to talk to the first person who decided to
try that, who created the autoeroticiation like some like I
don't know if this is the autotic something inphociation I
think has died, but I feel like auto eerotic orgasm
or something something I don't know, but the idea that

(01:25:52):
like some cave man like discovered like was he just
choking some lady cave man and she discovered that it's
kind of was he getting choked? Like how did they
discover that losing oxygen somehow caused you to have like
a sexual gratification that you wouldn't have had before. Like
I'm always fascinated by how things that we do now
were discovered for the first time and how they were.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
Like intro to people.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
You know, probably some sort of hanging back in England
back in the colonial days and they hung the guy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
He didn't die, but all of a sudden he.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Had a huge, huge arousal in his trousers, Like what
is dripping? Yeah, Like, oh, Nigel, that had Like I
wonder if he was into it, you know, I don't know, Like,
oh no, don't hang me. Not a death by hanging.

(01:26:44):
That would be the worst way to go. No, Like
somebody had to have been the first to discover that
this was something that brought Like somebody had to have
been the first person that like what was the movie
where they they they like they kill you for like
ten minutes and you get to see what it's like
like when youre not scan not scanners.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
It's something like that. What am I thinking of it?

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
The one with like Keifers, No, not routers, that's about gambling.
I know that's the one with is it key for Sutherland?
And uh and Julia Roberts are they in it? And
it's uh?

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
It's uh.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Flat Liners. Flat Liners is the name of the movie.
And somebody had to discover that, Like you could die
for like ten minutes and like then come back to life, right,
flatlining is what? So somebody had to been the first
person to discover that, just like somebody had to been
the first person to discover that there's some sort of
sexual gratification that comes from hanging yourself by a belt
in your closet and you know, also attempting to pleasure

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yourself at the same time. And not every man has
made it, my friend, not every man has. It's not
for the faint of heart.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
Oh, I think it's not very very well known death.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Let but see there's are a legs So none of
these I don't think any have been confirmed. Right, Like
anytime when you hear that some celebrity hanged themselves. Your
first thought is, ah, they were merri or whatever. Yeah,
it's the same thing when we heard Robin Williams died.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
Same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Did they ever confirm that Michael Hutchins was engaged in
that or did he just actually just hang himself?

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
No clue.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
I mean, assuming they probably found him hanging. I didn't
know if they'd ever full on said, I mean if
that's because I think people have denied his I think
people have denied Michael Hutchins. But it's just a widely
held belief that Kung Fu was like the David Carrodine was.
You know who David Carodine's brother is. His brother is
the Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds. Really, that's his

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half brother, Keith Carodine or whatever. There's three care there's
a Keith Carodine, there's David Carodine, and then there's another
and they're like half brothers.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
I think. Interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
Yeah, yeah, so one of the Carodines was the brother
was Lewis Skolnik in Revenge of the Nerds.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
But anyway, that's neither here nor there.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
But all that to say that somebody was the first
person to discover that if you put a belt around
your neck and pleasure yourself. It actually really worked, so
unless you die, in which case maybe it did work.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
I guess maybe it was successful.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
I don't know how how do you gauge a successful
auto erotic asphyxiation. How do you gauge success? Is death
to success? I don't know. I don't know how you
gauge that. But AnyWho rest in power, David Carrodine, that's
all we have to say there, and we're going to
get out of here now, but we will leave you
with one more jam because why not. I guess Jilly
is coming up next because she's in because the doc

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doesn't work here anymore. So I think the way it's
working is Rob Brand is doing afternoons for the time being,
and then Jilly is doing the mid days for the
time being, and then we're going to get fired and
they're going to bring Spencer back to do mornings, and
then someone's going to be on in the afternoon, some
news show at the beginning of the year. I think,
is how this is all going to go. I think
I'm not sure they really like this guy that's on

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in Portland, So I wouldn't shock me if like he's involved.
I don't know, but anyway, we will be back tomorrow
to hold down the Forge until that time comes, and
we will leave you with Blink one eighty two and
we will see you Manyana