March 16, 2026 • 102 mins
KISS album Destroyer celebrates it’s 50th anniversary, the world needs an “average Joe” Oscar awards for movies people actually see, comedian Craig Gass hangs out with us to talk about stories from opening for Metallica and others, which states spend the most money on OnlyFans, Grobbels meats and the Vintage House stop by to preview tomorrow’s St Patty Day Party! and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
W LZ Detroit one six point seven Detroit's wheels and
I'm on a radio station.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Guaranteed human pay.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Away twelve months too wait and then he'll soon be
round again. But Santa Claus has got the aids this year.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Oh I do.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Next year?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Existence of holiday in March, I don't know. The Claus
has got the aids of this year.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Heard this in a while, and he won't be round
to spread his Christmas years Loraine deyer Rollo. They know
what is going through. But Santa Claus has got the
aids of this year.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I just wanted to hear that.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Why didn't they have any like diddies about the Easter
Bunny being sick.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
I'll love to check where the catalog, the tiny tim catalog.
The Easter Bunny has got the radies has got the
clap this year. Wow, there you go. He gets around.
I mean, he's a bunny. That's what they do. From
what I understand, that's what bunnies do. Welcome in everybody.
It's the Josh Ennis Show. Our buddy Craig Gas is
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going to be in studio today about seven point thirty.
Very funny Gentlemen that has a great history with Gene
Simmons and Paul Stanley and others. Been on Family Guy,
been on one of my favorite shows.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
The King of Queens. Oh, very cool, one.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Of my favorite all time television shows. But Craig and
I have been buddies for a decade at this point.
So when I got kicked off a radio row at
the Super Bowl in Minneapolis back in twenty eighteen, we
were forced to go do our show from Minneapolis at Perkins.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It was the only place that would have us.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
So, you know, little breakfast restaurant, bakery whatever, some size,
some coffee and that's all it was. One celebrity came
to hang out with us at Perkins, and it was
Craig Gas. So anytime Craig Gas texts me and goes, hey,
I'm in town to do some comedy.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Can I come up, I'm like, of course you can
come up.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
You are the only person who came to the Perkins
in Minneapolis to hang out after we got kicked off
a radio row at the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Of course, so Craig.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Is going to be appearing a little bit about seven thirty.
Is someone bringing us food today?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Like corn beef, maybe beef, I hope so I made
too corn beof sounds good. I mean, it is that
time of year, after all, tis the season where we
talk about corn beef egg rolls.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
On Saturday at the District going forty two, I'm going
to move with a gorn beef.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
We We're going to see if that happens for us
today as well also today, well, a couple of days ago,
over the weekend was the fiftieth anniversary of the album
Destroyer from Kiss and on that album, of course, Beth
was on that. Shout It Out Loud was on that album.
Detroit Rock City was on that album Do You Love Me,
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which is another underrated kids jam. That's a really good
one that was on that album. So here's what we're
gonna do to get your rocked and loaded this morning.
We're gonna play a couple from Destroyers, celebrating fifty years
You wanted, the Best, you got, the best, waked up everybody,
Josh in his show and the Hottest bad in the world.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Cat the Show.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
All ride fifty years of Destroyer Kiss. All right, let's
see here n Cuba Tournament. So the Wolverines lost the
Big Ten championship tournament to the game last night to Purdue,
but still got the number one seed in the tournament overall,
not the number one overall seed, but they did get.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
A number one seed in the Big Dance.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
They will be in Buffalo, New York Thursday at seven
ten to face the winner of Maryland Baltimore County and Howard.
So Maryland Baltimore County or Howard who play in the
first four on Tuesday Sparty, also in Buffalo, they will
take on Number They are the number three seed. They
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will take on North Dakota State, the number fourteen seed,
that is at four oh five on Thursday. The Pistons
lose in Toronto one nineteen to one oh eight. They
had lost four in a row, then one three in
a row, and now they have lost this one. So
they have lost one consecutive games.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Uh oh.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
They will face Washington tomorrow. The Wings they are far
worse off than the Pistons at this point. They have
a four game homestand that starts tonight against the Flames
at seven o'clock. That's a positive. The negative is basically
everything else. I had not known know this. The Red
Wings have not won back to back games since January
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eighteenth and the twenty first. Wow, it has been almost
two months since the Wings have won back to back games.
In that stretch, they have picked up only thirteen out
of a possible thirty two points. They are five, seven
and four in that stretch. And if you don't really
care about games being ties, they are five and eleven,
just straight up wins and losses, not getting points. Five
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and eleven in their last sixteen games, and they are
now only one point up for the last wildcard spot
on Columbus. So that March collapse thing that people talk
about with the Red Wings is a real thing that
is not made up fairytale fugazi like you know, the
Italian baseball team.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
No, that's real.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Speaking of the Italian baseball team, they play baseball tonight
against Venezuela. They will face the winner of that game
will face the United States, who won yesterday last night
two to one over the Dominican Republic. To fans to
the championship game, and the whole world was saying that
the United States would not beat the Dominican Republic because
the Dominican Republic has fun when they play baseball and
(06:08):
they dance, and America is boring.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
But you know what happened. America won two to one.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Now, there were some good there were a couple of
bad strike three calls, particularly one that ended the game
for the Dominican Republic, but hey, that's baseball. Score more
than one run. Generally speaking, you have to score more
than one run to win a baseball game. So don't
rely on the Empires at the end of the game.
And that won't be an issue, will it. Dominican Republic.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Also, to get to the Dominican Republic, we had to
beat Canada.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
So we've beaten them in baseball, yep, we beat them
in the Olympic men's hockey. Yeah, we beat them inn
Olympic women's hockey, and we beat them in Paralympic hockey.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I know our handy capable hockey players are better than
the Canadian handy capable hockey players. Would take that a
and we have the Gordy Howbridge. It is ours, shoving
up your ass, Canada. This is America's time. I'm to shine.
We're finally getting ours. We've waited two hundred and fifty
years to get ours, and now we're finally on top
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in everything.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, full sweep.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I mean we might have us in curling, who cares,
not even a real sport anyway, So Italy and Venezuela.
Tonight the winner will get the United States for the
whole kitten kaboodle.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That will be tomorrow and that is sports.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
So coming up about an hour from now, our friend
Craig Gas will be in studio with us hanging out
and uh get some business tikets to give away. We
do today. It's seven twenty five, I would sign.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I'm assuming seven.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Seven twenty five, I would imagine. So we'll do that
and we will have more rock and roll on the
way on wheels.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
This is the Josh Innis Show on one Oho six
point seven Dollz Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Well on six point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh Innis Show.
Oscars were last night. I don't think any of us watched.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Nope.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I turned it on for a few seconds. It was
during the portion of the show where they talk about
the dead people and you get to see like the
super famous people get all the applause, and then like
the random dude who like held a boom microphone. People
are like, I don't know who he is, but they're like, oh,
Robert Duval died.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, it's very weird.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
And then Barbara streisand started singing the Way We Were really,
but it felt almost impromptu because she was standing up
at the podium talking about somebody I forgot who, Robert Redford,
and she's up, you know, at the podium, doing like
almost like a eulogy for him, right, and then she
just starts singing the Way We Were. And I saw that,
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and then I saw Rob Ryaner tribute, which all these
actors from different Rob Reiner movies were up on stage.
I wondered if he did for him, other than Corey Feldtman,
who was not invited.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
But I guess so.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Part of it's because he accused, like everyone in Hollywood
of diddling him and Corey Ham, so they're just not
gonna invite you. But whatever, I haven't seen any of
these movies that were Oscar nominated. Paul Thomas Anderson won.
I didn't realize he had never won an Oscar before.
That's my guy that directed Boogie Knights, which is one
of my favorite movies ever.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
He wrote and directed Boogie Knights.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
But I guess the big winner was one battle after
another as the Leonardocaprio one. Yeah, so Paul Thomas Anderson
won for Best Picture and Best Director on that.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Michael B.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Jordan one for Sinners, which I didn't see, but I
think it's one of those like white people are the
bad guy movies. They're Yeah, it's like, oh boy, the
white guys in the South of the vampire things.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I'm like, Okay, that's probably not for me.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Hamnet Best Actress was Jesse Buckley Hamnett. Hamnet h a
m an e t on Hamlet that takes over the internet.
I don't think so. I just think it's something called Hamnett.
Let's see. I mean, I've not seen any of this. Like,
there's maybe one movie I could have had a chance
to see, and that would be Sinners.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
But the rest of.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
These movies that were nominated and won, like Best Original
Song was from K Pop Demon Hunters, who, Yeah, I
don't know in any of this. Best Original Score, Centers,
Best Original Screenplay Ryan Coogler for Centners, Best Supporting Actress
Amy Madigan from Weapons. I don't know what any of
this is. Like, I think there needs to be a
separate oscars, and the separate oscars needs to be the
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oscars of movies.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
That people saw with the average Joe's like the like.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Some might call that the razzies, like like crap movie.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Correct, But what movies do people tend to see? You
know what I did this weekend?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I went to see.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Teenage Mutant Ninja, Turtles Too The Secret of the Ooze
because it was back in the theater. Like five of
the last six movies I've seen have been movies I
saw when I was a kid, because movies tend to
suck in the theater now. But like, that's what they
need to do is do average Joe Oscars. So then
here's the Oscar Show where like Jimmy Kimmel goes up
and tells you that the world is ending and Conan
O'Brien makes Peedo jokes and whatever. Then and there's one
(11:09):
battle after another wins four hundred oscars and it's a
bunch of movies you've never seen. Then what we need
is the average Joe Oscar where it's like, you know,
the movie like Avengers.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
It's nominated like movies that everyone saw, like.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Like whatever, the ten highest grossing movies. Let's see here,
the top ten highest grossing movies of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
All right, let's see here.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
The average Joe Oscars would include Avatars, Utopia, Lelo and Stitch,
Jurassic World, Rebirth f won the movie A Wicked for
Good would be in there like The Housemaid. The Housemate
should have won ten Oscars at the average Joe Oscars,
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like best Simulated sex Scene with a legitimate star.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
You see, they need categories like that recon then I'd
watch yes, see.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
What the problem is?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Everything's like best cinematography for some movie that no human
actually cared to see.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
It's like, well, we're watching movies that are being filled
on iPhones now, we don't really worry how much about cinematography.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Let's see Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning, Like these are
the final destination bloodlines, like movies that people saw, the
movies that people saw.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Oscars, all the movies you're rattling off for, Like these
are all movies I'd actually go see see.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, even Dutopia, that one.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Hamnet Yeah whatever Hamnett is, or this new Frankenstein, this
Gamel del Toro Frankenstein that was nominated for all these oscars,
Like Freaky or Friday. I actually went to see Freaky
or Friday. Freaki your Friday, should be up for like
ten Oscars at the average Joe Oscar.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
I mean this guy, Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis
back in together, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Yeah, they're back for like the first time in twenty
something years. That was a big deal. H five nights
at Freddy's too. Oh hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
The average Oscars movies. People saw Oscar. There was another
Bridget Jones diary movie.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I knew, but it was out.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
And it was saying that made like one hundred and
forty million.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I'll just say the closest thing they've ever had to
like the average Joe Oscars MTV Movie Awards.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I know, and then they ruined that, just like they
ruin everything. But that's what this is. This is the
average Joe Oscar.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I remember when the MTV Movie Awards was on, like
there was mussy TV.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
As a kid, like, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
We got to go to you know, Kyle's house, and
I'm gonna go watch the MTV Movie Award.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Yeah, and like Will Smith's about to ride out on
a horse and do Wild Wild West exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You know you're excited about that. You're like, oh boy, best.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
On screen kiss and all this here like that stuff I.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Can relate to. Toney Spears been bailed out? Who is
she gonna make out with on stage?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
That's exactly right. But instead you get like, ham, Hello, ladies,
never heard of any of this stuff. But anyway, that
was the Oscars last night.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
A bunch of.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Stuff that you didn't see one, A bunch of Oscars
that you don't care about.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Say, how many of our listeners you think seen all
the movies that were nominated? I agree, not one.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
If we have the eleven listeners, the odds are very low
that they saw all ten Oscar nominated. There's a zero
percent chance anyone listening to this radio show saw all
the Oscar nominated movie.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Maybe they've seen the Leonardo DiCaprio one, but that I
don't know what else you're.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Going, But from everything I've heard about that movie, you
get into it about half an hour or something and
then people are like, yeah, I'm turning this off, Like
that's what I read.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Now.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Really I haven't seen it either. I mean it seemed interesting,
but I just I don't have the time with kids now.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Like, listen, if you're someone who listens to this show,
that if you saw Hamnet you win Pistons tickets.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
That'd be good.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
You got to give us a full synopsis of the story, though,
because nobody saw Hamnet that listens to this, said Josh Shitnis.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Show, my buddy Greig Gas gonna hang out with us
around seven thirty today is going to make you laugh
your ass off, So you might as well hang around
and listen. You should listen to Billy Corgan's podcast.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
It's good, is it?
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Yeah? It is on the free iHeart radio app. It's
called The Magnificent Others is what it's called. The interview
some cool people like you had a great one with
Nancy Wilson of Heart Gene Simmons.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
He's had some really good ones.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's a lot of clips on the internet of him talking. No,
it's good.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
He's an interesting guy, like I really have I met him, No,
I've talked with him on the phone, but I've never
met him in person.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
And he was a decent interview. Go because he always
comes across like he's a great interview.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
He is a great interview because he's just a very
open guy and he's very knowledgeable about a lot of things.
I think ours was mostly about wrestling because he was
pimping his.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
WA, but not the WA that you know from No
Doctor Dra No different NWA.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
He'll billy wrestling WA Rick Flair sort of anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
So, but that's on the free iHeart Radio app for
what it is worth.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
All right, coming up, our friend Craig Gass is going
to be up here in about half an hour. We've
got Pistons tickets and Craig is great, by the way,
like he's got Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley's stories and impressions.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
The guy is a god. I tell you what is
for Seth McFarland cartoon.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
He's done a bunch of those cool I'm excited to
meet him because I've always was trying to book him
on my other show. Yeah, and nobody's really feeling it.
So excited Get him in here.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Your twenty share Bey Dan. They clearly have bad taste
show called The.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
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to three.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Craig Gass will be up here around seven thirty is
she is in town doing comedy. He is a funny gentleman.
He will hang with us. Is Gene Simmons, his bonkers.
His Paul Stanley is bonkers. Is al Pacino is bonkers.
His stories are incredible involving all of these people.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
He's my guy.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
So he'll be up here just a little bit. That'll
be good. We'll do sports here in just a second
as well. We also have this story about these leaked
messages that you know, Ticketmaster. One of the big stories
is how expensive tickets are right for concerts. We've heard
it from Metallica here at the Spear, for instance, like
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these tickets are stupid.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh you just tickets in general.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Everybody, even in the station, will we talk about how
expensive tickets are just to go see somebody at LCA,
you know, three hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
To sitting those leads. No, it's pretty nuts.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
But there are leaked messages that show ticket Master executives
basically making fun of people who are dumb enough to
buy these tickets in their minds. These are these alleged
leaked messages. We'll look at those.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Also.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Apparently there are certain states that really love OnlyFans.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Oh really, so we'll do that. But sports coming up.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
As we have got the NCAA tournament ready to go,
we'll give you all the details on Michigan and Michigan State.
The Red Wings might suck, the Pistons lost. All that's
and more the josh it is.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Sports.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Oh, so.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
You've got Michigan as a number one seed going to Buffalo,
New York. Buffalo, Butobalo Buffalo, New York.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That is Thursday, they will take on Balo.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Me two, they will take on Maryland Baltimore County or Howard.
That sounds like a movie, Yes, like the Bridges over
Madison County, Maryland Baltimore County. They'll face either Maryland, Baltimore
County or Howard. Those two teams will play in the
first four on Tuesday, so seven to ten Thursday, Michigan
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will play one of those teams. Michigan State, as a
number three seed, also playing in Buffalo, will take on
number fourteen North Dakota State.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That's at four oh five.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
On Thursday, the Pistons lost to Toronto one nineteen to
one oh eight. So the Pistons three game winning streak is.
They will take on Washington and Washington tomorrow. The Wings
at home tonight kicking off a four game homestand against
the Flames that's at seven o'clock. The Wings have lost
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a lot of games recently. They are five and eleven
in their last sixteen. Or if you're someone who cares
about overtime and shootout losses, they are a point. After all,
they are five seven and four in their last sixteen
games and only one point up in.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
The wild card.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Let's see the World Baseball Classic. The United States a
two to one victory over the Dominican Republic, which puts
them in the championship game, where they will face either
Italy or Venezuela. I enjoy this comment from Juan Soto
of the Dominican Republic. We showed the world who's the
best team in baseball.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
That's all I got to say.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Okay, I don't know that you did. I think you
lost two to one, so I don't know that you're
the best team in baseball. They achieved like scoreboard. Quite honestly,
you did the opposite of that, Like you did not
show anyone you're the best team in baseball. You lost,
So congratulations, Like, yeah, there was a bad call on
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a couple of strike threes, but dazz baseball.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
That happens.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
We showed the world who's the best team in baseball.
That's all I got to say. If that's not the
most twenty twenty six like thing ever, Like we lost,
but we're still the best. And I guarantee you there's
a bunch of dweaves on the internet that would agree
with them.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
They'd be like, yeah, we hate.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
America anyway, so you guys are the best, but you
live in America.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, I hate America. Yeah the best.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Yeah, but the United States advances with all their little
boring celebrations. That's the big thing I read about on
the internet all weekend is how like the American team
is so boring. They're so boring at everything they do.
They should dance and have excitement like all the other teams.
You don't have time to dance, are too busy winning. Correct,
Oh I'm sorry that winning isn't enough. And then you
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have to go out and dance like you're you know
Rod did well, you gotta go out there and do
little Jerry maguire, Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
You want me to dance?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Sorry that the baseball players from America are boring, but
you know what's not boring winning? And now they're going
to face either Italy or Venezuela and that friends this
sports because the Americans don't back down. It's Tom Petty
one O six point seven, Detroit's Wheels, Josh and his schell,
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Josh and James.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
We had a nice time out in why not. Yeah,
over the weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Good time, Okay, it was District one forty two is
a very cool venue.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
We were out there. I will say.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
This, and this has nothing to do with anybody running
the joint, because District one forty two is great. But
this band that was playing for the entirety of the
time we were there, and I understand it's like an
Irish thing and it's Saint Patrick's Day, but like it
was one of the most boring bands I'd ever heard.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
You weren't really playing any well, that's the problem.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Like if you're gonna do the Irish thing, I need
you to get out there and like really sound irishy
and folksy, you know, yeah, you know something. But it
wasn't like that. It was just like this really kind
of boring band that played no songs until the very
end they're like, hey, here's a random Tom Petty song,
Like what are we doing here? Like it was just boring.
Like I apparently the band that came on after kicks
(22:17):
ass or like a really cool basic and the band
before that was but like the two hours we were there,
this band was doing nothing. There was one guy that
was just transfixed on the stage.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Well maybe they wanted us to be the highlight of
that really was plopping us up.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
They're like, we're gonna spend two and a half hours
playing the most boring set ever.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
You don't want to distract the people from meeting the
Josh in a show, so we're gonna we're gonna play
this set so that way they can have their glory.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
That's probably what it was. I think it was. I
think you've you've really nailed it. And we met some
nice folks, including this one lady who was tanked super
Tank quite a few Tank and she kind of, you know,
waddled over and was like, hey, do you guys see
play more music in the morning. I'm like, well, at
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least you listen. I mean, look, I'm not one to
turn down listeners at this point. So if the lady
wants more music, hey, I'll get her hooked up.
Speaker 9 (23:12):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
But she she was tanked, Like, I mean, who wasn't
at Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Everybody's tank there was.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
There was the one girl that walked in wearing the
checkered pants and we both looked at her and were like,
she's gonna be involved in a domestic incident of some
sort today.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
You could tell you gonna be a problem.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
So yeah, that's, uh, that's what we're gonna end up with,
Like some something bad is going to happen, Like she
and her boyfriend are going to have some sort of squabble. Yes,
I think is the word of some sort of issue
is going to go down with her and her boyfriend tonight.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
It won't happen at the bar, It'll happen on the
on the way home.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Correct, It'll be in an uber or a truck that
he should not be driving, most likely the truck because
it's uh she uh, she like she kind of just
rolled in a.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Like that.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
But anyway, so it was a fun time though all
things considered. Those a very good time, great venue, cool place.
I love downtown wine Dot. Those are our people. I
like the vibes of downtown Wine Dot. But anyway, our
friend Craig Gas is going to be up here in
just a little bit he's going to be providing humor
to all of you, so get ready to laugh. The
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guy's got the best impressions you're gonna hear. He kicks ass.
He's great. He's Craig Gas. He'll be joining us next
on Wheels.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It's the Josh Nis Show on one six point seven
double LLZ Detroit Wheels.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Detroit's Wheels, Josh and A Show. It's Josh and James
and Craig Gas is here. Everybody our friend Craig who
it's wild dude. I've known you now for nine years. Yes,
it's crazy to think. And we met at the radio
row in Houston and I'm doing a radio show in
Houston and you walk up and you go, hey, man,
I'm Craig Gas.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I'm a comedian. You want to get weird? I was like, sure,
you sit down and kill it.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
It was like a Tuesday or something, you know, one
of the slow radio road days where you know, like
you know, Sandler and those guys come out on like
a Thursday and Friday. But Tuesday it's like Craig Gas
and some dude who played for the Steelers who has
CTE and like a dude missing a limb that you know,
and Craig walks over and we do it.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You killed it. The next day you walk back over
and you go, you want to get weird again.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
I got more stories, and I'm like, have a seat,
and we I think you you did four days in
a row, I think on our show. And then the
next year, You're the only guy who came out to
Perkins in Minneapolis when I got kicked off.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
A radio row.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
You literally sat with yeah, with the fight appened at
Radio Row. You are the only person who came to
hang out with us at Perkins. Where, like in the
bakery of Perkins at seven in the morning in Minneapolis.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Well, to be fair, the pitch that your producer gave
me was everybody's coming to Perkins.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
You guys are like, no, nobody's here. You want to
know what's good? Like do you like Pine? Yeah, dude,
I remember.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Well what would happen is every year I would always
get in trouble with one guy because my radio buddies,
who were broadcast from the Super Bowl Media Center, it
is dead Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, And so they'd say, can
you come on the air with us and pretend to
be somebody famous?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Because I do impressions.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
I do voices family guy, American Dad and now back
on the Howard Stern Show. Oh Stern A yeah, I've
been back with Howard now for about two years, for
the first time in twenty years working.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Wow, what what voices are you doing on it?
Speaker 6 (26:28):
All the old ones that I used to do, like
Kennison and Gene Simmons from Kiss, and new ones like
Tom Arnold Morgan Freeman. Uh, oh God, who's the Mike
Lindell with.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
The mypellow guy the my pillow.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
To get to get his voice, I watched a documentary
about him where in the documentary he talks about he's
sill crack cocaine for two years.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
He was a big crackhead, and he goes, I used.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
To smoke crack cocaine, you know, warehouse out and it
sounds more like Jesse Ventura to smoke crack cocaine in
the warehouse from downtown Minneapolis, and people smoke crack with me.
I was still very well well versed in the Bible,
so I'd always talk about, you know, the Battle of
Armageddon when it was going to start, you know, and
people would just leave, and I went if I was
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smoking crack cocaine and you just shut up about when
the end times are about to start. I gotta get
that hell away from you. Crack cocaine does not mix
well with paranoid stories.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
My favorite Stern story with you, though, is the one
where they had you dressed is Gene Simmons, Right, so
like and Gene comes in and you do the Gene
Simmons bit as Gene Simmons in front of Gene Simmons.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Well, it starts out where he confronts me first. I'm
doing this impression of him where it started out years ago,
doing an impression of Gene where a friend of mine
gave me some advice once and he said, if you
want to do Gene Simmons impression, it's actually really easy.
Watch Benjamin Netta. It's the same voice. Why this is
Benjamin Nett Yahoo from Kiss.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's the same.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
So I started doing this impression of him on the
show where every time we had a music guests in
the studio I would constantly interrupt the music guests as
Gene Simmons and try to sell them crappy Kiss products.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I love it, and it.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
Was crazy because the real Gene Simmons actually started getting
hate mail because of the stuff I was saying on
the air as Gene Simmons. And then all these people
that knew Kiss worked with Kiss, had anything to do
with Kiss, they all start privately.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Messaging me and saying, hey, I got a story for you.
I got a story. And the stories were horrifying, Like.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
There was a guy who worked with another band with
the Chili Peppers, and he goes, dude, well, I'm in
the studio recording an album for the Chili Peppers and
the guy who owns the studio was just talking about you.
Go that's my friend Craig, and can I put him
on the phone And I go yeah. The guy goes, dude,
I love all of your impressions. I'm a huge fan,
but I specifically love your Gene Simmons because Gene was
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the first guy to ever screw me over in this
piso and I think you might appreciate the story. Gene
came in to produce a new artist at my recording
studio and then at the last minute, Jane wanted to
switch into my largest facility for the same amount of money,
and he showed up at my studio and said, did
you get my message? I want to use Studio A,
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and I said I did. I don't know if you
got my message. I called you back, but someone's using
that studio and I asked them if they would switch,
and they said no.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Do they know that Gene Simmons from Kiss?
Speaker 6 (29:35):
You know what, if you want to ask them, you can,
but I'm not going to ask me. And he goes, Oh,
where's Studio A. He goes, it's all the way down
the hallway. It's the last door on the right. Jean
Simmons walks down the hall, opens up the door to
Studio A, looks inside and sees the rap group the
Wu Tang Clan recording, now.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Closes the door, comes back up to the front and goes, right,
where's studio being.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
In his mouth to the Wu Tang And then my
favorite was the guitar tech who worked for Kiss, and
he said, hey, man, I got a story for you.
Maybe he could use this. He goes, I was on
tour with Kiss. This is before Jean Simmons got married.
Gene Simmons on tour hooked up with Miss America while
we were It was the reigning Miss America of that year.
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Jean Simmons hooked up with her that night. The next night,
Jeane hooks up with a whore, a girl that is
such a mess that even the guy's the road crew.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Went, oh god, did you see that? Oh my god.
The next night they're in us.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
They have a day off in a town that's so
small that the band and the crew are staying in
the exact same hotel, and this guy who works for
the band says, I'm in the bar of the hotel
and I just happened to turn around as Gene Simmons
is walking through the lobby of the hotel and he's
dragging this enormous girl with him through the lobby, gets
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in the elevator, pushes the button to his floor, and
then he makes eye contact with me in the bar
and folds his arms.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
And goes, oh yeah. And then the.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
Doorstep next day, oh yeah, next day, it sounds checking
Gene Simmons, and he goes, Geep, Geane, Jude, you'll come
with that girl last night? And Jane goes, of course, Geene,
didn't you hook up with Miss America the other night?
And he goes, Steve, Steve, I'm gonna give you some
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valuable advice. Okay, you can't have filet mignon every night.
Sometimes you gotta go to McDonald's. That's the worst.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Time I heard. I guess it's better than a Salisbury steak. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
So I started doing the Gene Simmons impression and adding
more and more material to it. And then Jean Simmons
shows up and he confronts me live on the air,
and my impression of him is just selling stuff. Did
you enjoy today's broadcast of Josh Innis Live?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Guess what?
Speaker 6 (31:57):
It's already available for forty nine? Then kiss on my
mack top and I can sell I'll sell you Josh's
wardrobe day. It was just like this dumb thing of
just selling stuff. Gene comes in and says, I don't
like the impression. It's not accurate, and then pivots into
a sales pitch because because the question was asked like, well,
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but sell a lot of stuff, and he says, well,
right now, we actually have something that's never did before.
We have the new kiss casket and it's a cat.
And Howard genuinely thought he was joking. He goes, hold on,
hold on, He goes, are you doing what Craig is like,
are you?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Are you doing the bit? Are you doing and.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Jane goes, no, it's a real casket. It's five thousand dollars,
it's got a beautiful Kiss logo. And I kept interrupting
him and saying, you know what else is crazy?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Howard?
Speaker 6 (32:45):
For one million dollars, I will throw Ace freely into
the car and.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
You can spend eternity screwing with Kiss. Shut up, No,
you shut up, No, you shut up.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
Shut up.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
And people at home were like, who the hell is talking?
And this confrontation happens, and he's kind of playful about it.
And then the next morning I get a phone call
from McGhee Entertainment, which is Kiss his management company, and
they said, hey, Craig, I work for Doc McGhee, kiss
his manager, and we wanted to reach out to tell
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you that our singer Paul Stanley is your biggest fan.
And he goes no, he goes, don't tell anybody about this,
but Paul loves when anybody makes fun of Geene. And
I said, are you serious? He goes yes, In fact,
Paul's gonna call you. He wants to talk to you
and offer you a gig. And the gig was he said,
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I want you to perform on the Kiss Cruise. It
was the first ever Kiss Cruise, and I wanted to clarify,
did you so, do you want me to open for
the band?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Or do you want me to introduce the band? Like?
Speaker 6 (33:50):
What does he want me to do? And he goes, well,
let me ask you a question. How many jokes do
you have about the gene? And they said.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Literally hours? And he goes, you got the gig? Really?
Speaker 6 (34:06):
And I go out and you know what happened on
the boat, right? You know that the Kiss fans hate me?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Now?
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Oh god?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah? Okay.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
So I go on the boat and this is where
everything just takes a hard turn because now I'm genuinely
connected to the band, and I seem to have a
friendship with the band and the crew and the management
and the Kiss fans.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
They're known as the Kiss Army. They turned on me
so hard.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
I'm gonna tell you a clean version of this when
when you come out to Waterford this weekend I met
one night stands. Come out to Waterford and I'll tell
you the real, the uncensored version. Hold hold on this,
hold on to the Kiss Cruise story ahead. Hold let
me play a song here and then we're gonna do
the Kiss Cruise story, which is fantastic, and all the tickets,
by the way one night Stands you can get them.
Go to my website, getgas dot com, Get gas with
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two Wes's dot com. It's one night Stands up in
Waterford this weekend Thursday through Saturday.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
It's gonna be awesome. You gotta go see Craig. He's fantastic.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
We'll get that Kiss Cruise story coming out on wheels alright,
since Detroit's wheels, Josh had to show Josh and James
and Craig Gas. Who's gonna be a one night stands
One of the days it to one night Stands.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Thursday through Saturday.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
I got one show Thursday, one show Friday, two shows
on Saturday at One night Stands. Ticket link is up
at get gas dot com and also one night Stands
dot club and stands is like the name stand it's
not one night stand stand.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I learned that when I was google in it. He's
got one night Stands dot Club and then nothing came up.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Well now it's now you know, all right, so we're
on the Kiss Cruise. Paul Stanley loves you because you
make fun of Jean. But the Kiss Army does not
love you.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Well, the Kiss Army does not love me.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
After the moment I'm about to tell you, okay, which
is I get on the Kiss Cruise and I'm excited
because now I'm friends with Kiss and I feel like
I think I'm part of the family. And the first
day of the cruise, I meet a girl who is
the cruise director. She's super upbeat, she's super peppy, she's
the she's the Julie McCoy of the of the Kiss Cruise.
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Google that and she sees me and she's like, oh
my god, wait a minute, you're Craig. You're Craig Gas.
You're the comedian, You're the guy does all the voices
with the family guy and the Do you want to
do a funny announcement on the ship tomorrow morning? Oh god, yeah, Well,
let me ask you a question. If I make an announcement,
who's going to hear the announcement? And she goes, well,
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if you want, we can flip a switch and it'll
get piped into every cabin.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Flip that switch.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
I know exactly what I want everyone to wake up
to tomorrow morning. The next morning, three thousand of the
biggest Kiss fans in the world wake up to bing bong. Hey, everybody,
this is Paul Stanley and this is Jeaneans from Kiss
and we have a very important announcement. Do not panic,
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but we have a very important announcement about the Kiss Cruise.
At that moment, my friends on this ship said, all
the fans had just stopped in their tracks and they
were looking at them, at the speakers, the voice of
God and smiling until the next words that came out
of my mouth, which where we've just hit an iceberg.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Keep in mind, when I.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Say we just hit an iceberg, we're in the middle
of the freaking Bahamas. There's no reason for you to
think this ship's going down. The ship's going down.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
We're in the Bahamas.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
But do not panic because Kiss is going to take
care of everybody. We actually have three packages to get
you off the ship. First, we have the Platinum package
at five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
We'll put you in a life raft and you have
your own.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
Private photo and medical care from Kiss. Then we have
the Diamond Package. Isn't that right, Paul.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
That's right, the Diamond Package.
Speaker 6 (38:09):
For ten thousand dollars, we'll throw you in the ocean
with Tommy and Eric and.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Kiss. We'll float by on a raft we do a
Kristen show.
Speaker 6 (38:21):
Everything I said was stupid, but several Kiss Army members
went to the staff and said, so Kiss is.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Going to charge us to get off the boat. Now
they genuinely believe it.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Yeah, and again that is the censored version of that story.
Come out to one night stands this weekend and water
for a year center version. But I was about to
tell you that when we were at the super Bowl
every year, my radio friends would ask me to come
on and be somebody famous. And the only remotely sports
guy that I can do an impression of is Tom Arnold,
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who used to host the best stam sports show period,
and so I would come on as Tom Marlan and
I would go full blown Tom Arnold from the super
Bowl every year, and people go, hey, we're live from
the super Bowl right now, we're being joined by Tom Monold.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Tom. What's going on? Uh? Not much?
Speaker 6 (39:09):
Uh just uh man, It's it's very exciting here at
the at the super Bowl and a lot of famous
people are coming to town. I was actually a cocained
out of this meeting last night with Brett farm and
should say that but Brett's a big cocte and and
his sponsor is uh Barv Albert, and Barv's addicted to
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skirt port.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Again I should say that loud, but uh, and his
sponsor is Steven A. Smith.
Speaker 6 (39:35):
Stevens addicted to screaming at sex workers in anyways, but uh.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I'll just start.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
I'll start naming sports people and attaching them to addictions.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
And every year.
Speaker 6 (39:47):
The real Tom Marnold will get attacked by the Internet
and people going, dude, it's supposed to be anonymous, dude,
what are you doing? And Tom Marnold will fight every
single individual go, hey, buddy, did you notice that Sam
Kittison was also on the air. That guy's been dead
for thirty years, So that wasn't me. That was a
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comedian named Craig Gas. I wish he'd.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Stop, and he just he just I enjoyed the idea
of doing a random impression like Tom Arnold. It's like
Billy West doing Larry Fine, right, It's like.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Why is this funny? I don't know, but it's brilliant.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
Like but Larry Fine impression is my favorite impression that anyone.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Has ever done, any human.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
Larry Fine on the stern show Billy West doing or
doing Marge Shot or like.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
The randomness of it is very great, one hundred percent.
Speaker 8 (40:34):
I did.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
I had a big show I did a couple of
years ago in San Diego with Zach califn Akis and
I hadn't met him before, and we did live breaks
from the venue on the afternoon of the show and
he I just I go, hey, I'm Craig. I'm the
guy that's opening show. And he goes, oh okay, and
I go, hey, just so you know, while we're on
the air right now, I'm just going to be Tom
Arnold for the whole break. He goes, oh, okay, this
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is Galvinis So I do the whole I'm just on
the air as Tom Arnold, just saying weird stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
And when we get off the.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
Air, Zach took off his headphones and he goes, why
would anyone do it?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Exactly exactly. That's what makes that's right away.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
Do you know how the Tom Marnold and pressions started.
It was an actual friendship that I started with a
guy when I prank called Tom Marnold.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
I was living in Seattle.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
I just started doing stand up and I was going
to open mics This is like mid nineties and one
of the open micers had a job at a hotel
at the Hilton and Downtown Seattle, and he comes to
open mic one night and he goes, hey, you guys
know that that Planet Hollywood opening that's happening this weekend.
All the stars from that movie they're all staying at
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my hotel. And I was like, really, like who, and
he goes Sevester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Marnold, and I went,
Tom Arnold is staying at your hotel?
Speaker 2 (41:54):
And he goes because.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
Tom Marl had just killed it in nine months and
true life, It's true lies and killed it and true lies.
And so that night I go home. I look up
the phone number for the Hillton and I said, Hi,
can I Tom Marnold please, And the lady goes, okay,
just one moment. I was already working at radio, but
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I did not record this call. I just did it
for myself. Tom Marroold picks a phone and he goes hello,
and I said, Tom.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
It's Sam Kennison.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
Sam Kennison had been dead for seven years at that point,
and Tom Marl responded by going, hey, buddy, how you
been are you, Tom, I need your help. I'm down
here and Hew and I need your assistant. Well, whatever
you need, buddy, just sell what you need. And I said, well,
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first of all, what I need is some cocaine. And
I want to give you the instruction. So I want
you to listen to my instruction. So first of all,
what I need you to do, I need you to
front me the cash because I don't have any cash, okay.
And then the next thing I need you to do
is I need you to purchase the cocaine.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
And this is where it gets tricky.
Speaker 6 (43:07):
I wants you to fly back to Los Angeles and
I need you to drive to Jerry Lewis's house. I
want you to knock on the door. When Jerry opens
the door, you take the cocaine. You put it in
the small pocket of his pants, and I'll have it.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
When he gets here. In three ways.
Speaker 6 (43:28):
And then I stopped and I said, Tom, my name
is Craig Gas. I'm gonna stand him coming in and
I am a big fan of yours. And Tom went, yeah,
that that impression is so good.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
I need to call my sponsor. That's how good it is.
Speaker 6 (43:43):
I mean, we started a friendship, and he gave me
his phone number. He asked me for like a tape
of my stand up and then and he said, if
you ever need any advice or any whatever, here's how
to contact me. And I never called him, but I
started doing this impression of him that has annoyed him
to die for years.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
That's amazing.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
So that's Craig Gass. One night Stands is where you're
gonna be.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
This weekin One night Stands Thursday through Saturday, a lot
of stories about Kiss.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
I'm actually about.
Speaker 6 (44:11):
To put out a comedy special in a few weeks.
First of two comedy specials, and the first one is
me just making fun of Kiss for an hour.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
That's the whole show.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Also last night, if you read the Sebastian Box Show,
I have that some news for you. First of all,
I'm sorry about what I did and it not only
confused the audience and confused Sebastian Bach because Sabashian Black,
by the way, has the best Gene Simmons story ever
where he said, what is it?
Speaker 2 (44:40):
He said he went to Jean's house. He goes, dude,
I went.
Speaker 6 (44:43):
To that guy's house, and that guy has like a
freaking kiss museum.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
His house, which is true.
Speaker 6 (44:53):
Jean Simmons has a whole wing of his house has
dedicated to every piece of merchandise and Kiss has ever had.
I walked in there's like a bad was like one
hundred Kiss cell phone covers, and I said, dude, what
the hell is that? And Gene goes, that's our new
promotion for Kiss. Miss that's our new Kiss cell phone covers.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Can I have one of those? I wish I could,
but if you go to Kiss all that.
Speaker 6 (45:22):
So last night, I uh, Sebastian said. I told him,
I'm in Detroit. I want to come to the show,
and Sebastian goes, dude, you should do something on stage
because I already play a video of you. And I said, oh,
how but if I just do stand up? And he
goes cool, and I said, I'm just gonna go on
stage and say that I work for you, and he's
like cool, and then he didn't watch it. What I
said was I'm Sebastian Box tour manager, and Sebastian has
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some very important announcements that he wants to know. First
of all, you may have heard some rumors, and it's true.
We're recording our first ever live album right, and the
place is like so I just I said, but I
need your attention. There's a proper way to yell on
a live album. So I taught him how to yell.
And then I said, and then there's some things you
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need to know about the band.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Uh. The drummer it's his birthday and they were like what, yes.
Speaker 6 (46:12):
And when they says on the drums, please welcome Paris,
you have to yell happy birthday and they're like yeah,
and I go over here on guitar is Bruiser Brody.
And Bruiser Brody has the biggest yes that I've ever
seen in my life. And honestly his his it's got
an elbow in it can tell me.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I started describing how big.
Speaker 6 (46:35):
It was, and I said, so when when when Sebastian says,
please welcome on guitar, Bruiser Brody, it's very important that
you yell show us your.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Dude. I got the video and I'm there's no way
of editing this, but I go.
Speaker 6 (46:51):
But Sebastian, two songs into the set, goes all right, on.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
The guitar, my friend Bruiser Brody.
Speaker 6 (46:59):
And the goes show us, and she goes, what I
won the guitarist leans in because the whole band watched
the set. Sebastin didn't come down until it was time
for him to go on the band. He's like, he's
saying shows and and he goes, why.
Speaker 9 (47:15):
Does he say that?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
What?
Speaker 3 (47:20):
So?
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Oh my god, I have so many stories. Oh okay,
whole time, just gonna hang out with them. Let's hang out.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
We got more stories with Craig.
Speaker 6 (47:28):
One night stands in Waterford this weekend One night Stands
dot club and it's stand like st eight n the
name stand one night Stands dot Club or go to
get Gas dot com.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
Get Gas with two Wes's dock. We got Metallica stories
right too. He did some shows on Metallica. Yes, I'm
the first comedian ever opened from Metallica. And it actually
this is what led to the Sebastian Bock thing.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Gotcha. It's all coming up on wheels, like it or not.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
This is the Josh in his show one.
Speaker 7 (47:54):
O six point seven w l Z Detroit Wheels, all
those six point.
Speaker 5 (47:59):
Seven Detroit It's wheels Josh Ennis show. Craig Gass hanging
out with us will be a one night stands in Waterford. Also,
you were a big Seattle sports guy, you were at
that Marathon sixteen, an in playoff game with the Tigers left.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
There goes my ticket sales.
Speaker 9 (48:13):
YEP.
Speaker 6 (48:14):
I actually book all my shows around the world around
sporting events so I can get to see as many
stadiums as possible.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
You like when Michael Keaton used to film Batman around
the Pirates being in the World Series.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Is that right? Uh huh?
Speaker 5 (48:31):
So I think if Batman returns, which would have come
out in what ninety two the Pirates were in the
LCS against the Braves that year, I think it was,
And they actually had it in his contract where on
days that the Pirates were playing like he didn't work,
like he would go to the games, like he'd fly
to Pittsburgh orherever they were playing and go or watch
them wherever he was.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
WHOA.
Speaker 6 (48:52):
You know what blew my mind was years ago learning
that that really incredible team of the Pittsburgh Pirates from
nineteen seventy nine were all on cocaine. Yeah, and that
they were getting the cocaine from the mascot. I'm giving you,
I'm giving you a short version of this, but the
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mascot was made up of two different guys who were
local party animal guys in Pittsburgh. They had audition before
that seventy nine season because they were like, we need
a new mascot.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Who wants the audition?
Speaker 6 (49:22):
And these two guys were like so charismatic and so
much fun, like, ah, you guys will split it. And
they're bringing cocaine into the stadium and they're giving it
to the team.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
Were they pirates and well, like dude's dresses like a
toucan or something.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
What was the mascot? I don't remember. I'm trying to
remember the seventies Pirates mascot. I believe it's some kind
of a bird or something like.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
I want to say their mascot is like that, like
a parrot or something which would make sense.
Speaker 6 (49:45):
It's a parrot. I believe it's as a parrot. Yeah,
And they're bringing cocaine in the stadium. And then the
FEDS in the early eighties start investigating professional sports for
illicit drugs and they go right after the Pittsburgh Pirates
and every one on the team rolls over on the mascot,
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including the mascot is made up of two people. One
of the two rolled on his buddy.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
Cocine I mean with the other parents, Like just imagine
buying crank from like the Philly Fanatic or like Gritty
Grittytty gritty would definitely sell you crack like you smack
getting paid to, you know, the paying gritty for smack.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
But yeah, I mean, and also obviously the Super Bowl.
Speaker 6 (50:31):
Every year, I'll go and I'll interview the players every year,
and I'll have fun just trying to get silly content
from the guys I've interviewed by many times. The first
time I talked to Tom Brady, you know, you're surrounded
by guys who and I know you get this. You
want to get a unique thing because you're surrounded by
guys at the Super Bowl saying Tom, what are your
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thoughts on Sunday?
Speaker 2 (50:54):
It's so generic and just like what are you going
to get out of that?
Speaker 6 (50:57):
So the first time I met Tom Brady, I said, Hey,
Tom Moneys, Craig Gas, I'm a stand up comedian. You're
so handsome, Like when you look in the mirror, does
your reflection ever just wink at you? And he laughed
so hard that the clip ended up on ESPN, and
I was like, well, I mean, it was felt so
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awesome about making that kind of that hitting that mark.
And then a year later, Tom Brady's back at the
Super Bowl again, so how do we do this and how?
And so I started doing this thing with Tom where
I said, Hey, Tom, my name is Craig Gas.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
I'm a stand up comedian. This is my buddy Jason
over here. That's my buddy Aaron right over here.
Speaker 6 (51:34):
And we were discussing the four of us as a group,
and we were ranking the four of us from most handsome.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Obviously you're number one.
Speaker 6 (51:47):
Yeah, because you're Tom Brady, you're number one, But Tom,
who would you rank as number two?
Speaker 2 (51:51):
And I pointed at myself.
Speaker 6 (51:53):
And number three and number four and Tom Brady actually went, wait,
who am I ranking.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
That guy? And this guy over here?
Speaker 6 (52:02):
And Tom Brady stood up and said, all right, fan out,
and I go, I'm telling you I didn't do this consciously. Subconsciously,
I sucked in my gut and pushed my chin out to.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Brady tell me I was handsome. But yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (52:21):
But we were talking about Metallica before they before we
got into last Break. I actually got to open for
Metallica and do stand up opening for them, and uh,
it's a little bit of a story it's a it's
a it's a four or five minute story.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Let me do that.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Let me get one short song in here, and then
we'll give you the full time to tell this.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Okay, I will tease you with this.
Speaker 6 (52:42):
I got to open from Metallica as a direct result
of a prank phone call that I made to Lars Ulrich,
and he had such a good sense of humor that
it led to shocking though.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
It seems like the most self important guy on the planet.
It was shocking to me how selfless he was.
Speaker 6 (52:59):
How yeah, this sory is is very shocking, how cool
and down to earth he has been. And yeah, and
and again. I'm doing shows in Waterford this weekend. Uh
stand up comedy at one night Stands this Thursday through Saturday.
You can go to one night Stands dot club or
go to get Gas dot com Get Gas with twos
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dot com for the tickets.
Speaker 5 (53:21):
All right, so your Metallica, we're opening for Metallica. We're
gonna tell that story after led Zeppelin drop shifts, sing rod.
Speaker 9 (54:03):
See I see one of.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
So should be so green whispering, how we call im sup?
Speaker 8 (54:41):
We are you're over?
Speaker 9 (55:07):
Excuse me?
Speaker 5 (55:31):
Well though, six point seven Detroit Wheels. Josh had to
show Josh James and Craig Gas He's gonna be a
one night stands this weekend.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
That's stan like.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
The eminem song, there you Go.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
Stand all right? You opened for Metallica.
Speaker 5 (55:44):
Now, back in the day, it was a pretty common
thing right for comedians to open for rock bands. There
was like a moment in time where like stand up
comedy was like rock star status.
Speaker 6 (55:53):
U in the seventies, Steve Martin opened for the Aman Brothers.
I know that story about Steve Martin going out on
stage at the UCLA campus and they put the stage
in the middle of the arena and the crowd is
on one side of the stage and then this other
side of the arena it's it's empty, And I know
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the story about please welcome, You're open in the act
comedian Steve Martin. And Steve walked out and faced the
empty half and said, well, I expected a lot more
people to be here, but here we go.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
And he just did his whole set.
Speaker 6 (56:29):
With the crowd behind him, and he said, man, you
guys are louder than I expected. But then over time
it just it just kind of well.
Speaker 5 (56:39):
Some comedians became rock stars, like Kennison had a moment
in time where he's a rockstar. Dice was a rock star.
Eddie Murphy dudes were playing arena. Hew Dane Cook played.
When I saw Dane Cook, he was playing at the
Lakefront Arena in New Orleans.
Speaker 6 (56:52):
So now there are more comedians who can sell out
an arena now with just one name, no support act,
than there are rock bands that can do it just
totally without naming a support act.
Speaker 5 (57:05):
Well, because Chappelle can do it, Rogan can do it.
Fluffy down in Houston, Fluffy would sell out the Toyota Center.
Speaker 6 (57:11):
It was huge he did. He did Dodger Stadium two
nights in a row. Due there's so many people that
they can do a Rea Tony Hinchcliff, there's uh you know,
oh yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
So uh anyway, so not to blow everybody else.
Speaker 6 (57:24):
So but what happened was I was coming to Saint
Louis to do some shows and a guy who used
to do mid days at k Rock, where I was
on the air with Howard Stern. He got a morning
show and studio. It was Woody and wood He said,
when you get to Saint Louis, dude.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Just hang out.
Speaker 6 (57:42):
Just like you let me do when I come to
your show. He said, you can just hang out for
the whole show. And I arrived on a Friday. I
get in, I get my rental car and I start
driving to see my buddy and I find his station
and he has something crazy going on. As I'm driving in,
he had been talking crap about the new Metallica record,
Saint Anger all week long on the air. Lars Ulrich
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found out about it and called the station and Woody puts.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
Him on the air.
Speaker 6 (58:09):
And I'm driving and listening to this interview where Woody
is not playing any music, he's not playing any commercials,
and he's got no delay. Every fifth or sixth word
coming out of Lars's mouth is a doozy. And I
get to the station. He's still on the air. I
walk through, I go to the lobby, Lars is still
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on the air, and then the lady brings me to
the studio and I walk in. He's still on the air.
And I look at Woody and I go, am, I
coming on, and Woody goes, I can't, I can't get
rid of him. Just take a seat over here, and
he goes, hey, Lars, let me just no that is cool.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
That is cool. Let me just interrupt you for one second.
Speaker 6 (58:51):
For those USUS joining the broadcast, we have Lars Ulrich
on the phone from his house in San Francisco, and Lars,
you're not gonna believe this. We have a couple of
special guests that are in the studio and I was looking.
He's pointing at the microphone. I go, no, no, and
he goes. Paul Stanley and Gene are in the studio
right now and they want to say hi to you,
And Lars goes, is it really Paul Stanley, Cheez Simmons.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
Yeah, guys say hi, hey, Lars.
Speaker 6 (59:15):
This is Paul Stanley and this is Gene Simmons from Kiss.
And I'm gonna get right to the point, Lars. A
lot of people steal from Kiss. You know it, I
know it. Everybody knows this. But on the new Metallica record,
I think you've gone a little too far.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
I'll give you a perfect example.
Speaker 6 (59:35):
I want you to name one song on the New
Metallica record that you think is completely original. And Lars goes,
I think all the songs are pretty Allgia, but right,
But if you had to name one song, what would
it be? And he said, I guess if I had
to pick one song, it'll probably be and he gave
me a song title. I said, that's a great song, Lars,
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but I'm gonna be honest with you. I liked it
a lot better the first time I heard it when
it was called Beth. And he said, here, Bith in
the middle doesn't make any sense. And then he started
arguing with a fake Paul Stanley and a fake Jean Series.
And then Woody jumps in and goes, hey, Lars, guys,
let me just.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Jump in for one second, Lars.
Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Next door, we have a talk radio station next door
that has a movie critic that comes in every Friday
talk about new movie releases. And he gets real movie
stars to come in to talk about the new releases.
And he has Christopher Walking in the studio. Hey, Christopher
Walking wants to say Hi, Can we bring him on
for a second. He said, really, Christopher Walking, it is lass.
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I love Metallica because I love cocaine.
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
I love cocaine.
Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
I started talking with a fake Christopher Walking while still
arguing with a fake Paul Stanley, fake Jeene Simmons. At
some point I jumped in as Phil Ensomo from Pantera
for some reason, going Lars jerk it out, and then
and then we finally he goes, hey, Lars, you're not
gonna believe this. Uh, Sam Kinnison just walk.
Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
For the studio.
Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
I go, hey, Lars, now, this is Sam Kinison. I
don't know if you remember me, but we used to
do cocaine in the eighties.
Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
A hell.
Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
There's a long pause, and Lars goes, didn't that guy die?
Like yeah, it's really weird, and then all of a
sudden when he goes, hey, Lars, we're just messing with you.
This is our comedian friend, Craig Gas. He works on
the Howard Stern Show. Blah blah blah blah, and Lars goes, dude,
are you gonna be in Saint Louis when we get there?
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
And I said, no, I live in New York. I
will not be here.
Speaker 6 (01:01:36):
And he said, well, the next time you come to
a Metallica show, I'd love to hang out with you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
And I was like, I'd love to hang out with you.
I love you, and I thought it was over.
Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
And then I go back to New York and I'm
back at work at the show and our producer Gary
Walks up to me and says, hey, so I got
a funny story for you. Apparently one of the guys
in Metallica's trying to get to you. And I called
this guy from Electro Records and he said, I don't
know who you are, but Lars wanted me to reach
out to you. He's doing a promotional event for Saint
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Anger where he's going to take over this rock station
in Denver KBPI, and it's going to be called Late
Night with Lars, and I guess you do impressions and
he wants me to fly you in so that you
can co host the show with him, and I flew
to Denver Sight Unseen and ended up co hosting this show.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Lars and I get along so well.
Speaker 6 (01:02:30):
He gives me his lamb in it for the Metallicator,
and I go to the show next night, which is
when a very famous moment happens.
Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Josh already knows this.
Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
The reason I've been able to do voices is because
my entire family is deaf. YEP, my mom, my dad,
my sister, they're all completely deaf. So growing up in
a deaf family, I couldn't learn how to how to talk.
I had to watch TV learn how to talk yep.
And that's how I learned how to do impressions because
I mimicked all the voices I heard when I was
growing up. Lars heard that story the night before, but
he was he was partying. When I told him. I goes, yeah, man,
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He's like, your whole family? How does that happen?
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
And I'm like, I'm telling him. The next night, he goes, hey,
you want to meet Metallica? And I go, yeah, I
loved it.
Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
He walks me into a locker room in the football
stadium in Denver with the Broncos. Fil He walked into
a locker room. All three members of Metallica are all
sitting at a table with security having dinner, and Lars goes, hey, man,
this is Craig. This is the guy does all the
voices and check it out. His whole family is retarded.
I go, they're not retarded, Like two years messed my
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whole story.
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
No no, no, no, no, h.
Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
One night Stands, everybody come on this weekend. His whole
family tickets are at One night Stands. Website go to
get gas dot com. It's get Gas with two Wes's
dot com. And I was telling you a story off
the air that I thought you knew, which is the
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craziest sex story ever.
Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
I don't remember about. Look, you're gonna tell this story.
It's about you and chicks and in Philadelphia. It's it
involves the band Corn and oh the band Corn.
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
I thought it was the vegetable No Corn, and it's sex.
Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
It's if you know anything about Philadelphia, everything about this
checks the band Corn being relevant, three chicks banging a comedian, like,
everything about this is Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
It is. It is the crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
I told the story once on the air on the
Howard Stern Show, and ten minutes after I told this story,
Gary came up and said, you want to hear something funny.
You're like, you're the number two most toarch thing on
the internet right now. It's a crazy, crazy story And
I'll edit as much as I can, and when we
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come back, I will tell you the craziest sex story ever.
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Well, that's coming up.
Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
On Wheels the Josh Innis Show one six point seven.
Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
W LV Detroit's Wheels one of six point seven Detroits Wheels.
Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
I want to Rock.
Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
That band is gonna be fronted now by Sebastian Bach.
Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Yeah, dude, what the hell is box of Weed. What
a rock man? I love it.
Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Come on, dude, So Craig Gas is with us, will
be at One night Stands this weekend that is in Waterford,
and you can get all the tickets at what's the
website for one night Stands again, it.
Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Stands the name stand like like the eminem song. It's
one night Stands dot Club. Or you can go to
my website, Getgas dot com, Get Gas with two Wes's
dot com.
Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
All right, so Philadelphia, you have a three Simit is
the greatest sex story of all time.
Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
I have a lot of friends in the music business,
and whenever they have a day off in New York
when they're on tour, I'll invite friends to come out
to a comedy show. YEP, and some friends a tour
was coming through with Corn, Lincoln Park Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
I think it was called prom.
Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
And so I invited some of the guys in Corn
to come out to a comedy show. And they come
out and I make sure there's a lineup of great
comedians of the show. Everyone in Corn has such a
great time that they say, Hey, tell all your friends
that are here tonight. If anyone wants to come to
our next show, which is in Camden, New Jersey, tomorrow
night outside of Philadelphia. We'll take care of anybody who
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wants to come down and we'll hook them up.
Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
We'll give everybody backstage pass.
Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Yes. Cool.
Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
So I tell everybody, and one of my friends, Big
Jay Ookerson, says, yeah, dude, I want to do that.
So I ride with Big Jay Oakerson and his then
girlfriend who ended up marrying, and we ride in a
big SUV type car down to Camden, New Jersey, and
the band allows us to park right in the backstage
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area in the loading dock where all the buses and
trucks are at. So we get in, we get our
backstage passes, and we're watching the show. Corn comes on.
We're standing on stage with Corn while they're performing. I
watch about two or three songs I have really bad ADHD.
So I'm like, I'm gonna take a walk. I'll see me.
And I leave the backstage area and when I leave,
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I'm going out past security and there's a couple of
girls outside the security era who are like, hey, can
you get us backstage. We're trying to get backstage, and
we're trying to get one of our girlfriends back there and.
Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
And I'm like, Mike, I don't understand. You girls are hot?
Why can't you get backstage? And they go, well, you're
not so bad yourself.
Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
And thinking, thinking that these girls are joking, I said,
well we should be making out right now, and they
went let's go, and I went, are you serious?
Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
So they're not only making out with you because they
don't know you're a comedian, so they stay's making out
with you because they think, you know.
Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
Corny and they're saying they think I'm I'm cute, and
I'm like, and they want to make out me, and
I go, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
I go, so hold on.
Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
I go in the production office and I'm like, hey, man,
I got two girls out there.
Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Can I get some more passes?
Speaker 6 (01:08:04):
And they're like, hey, here's two passes and then go
back out. I grab the girls and when I come outside,
there's a third girl with him, and I go who
are you? And they go, oh, can you get her
a pass? And I go who are you? And she goes,
I'm friends with Do you know Fred works for the band?
Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
His name's Fred? And I go, I don't know. I
just follow me.
Speaker 6 (01:08:24):
I know I have an extra working pass in the car.
I put it in the glovebox, so I said, follow
me into the loading duck. Walk them out to the
suv and I say, wait here. I go up on stage.
I go to Big Jan I go, dude, can I
get the keys for your car? And he goes for what.
I go, I'll tell you in a minute. I need
the keys. He grab the keys. I go back out
to the car, open up the car, go in the
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glovebox and I get the working pass. I give it
to that third girl and I go, here you go,
this is freeze.
Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Just put this on. It'll get you anywhere you want
to go.
Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
And she goes, oh my god, thank you, and she
leans and kisses me, and then we start kissing. And
then the second girl leans in. We start kissing, and
then the other girl starts kissing me, and then we
start kissing, and I go get in the car, get
in the car, and we all jump in the suv
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and for the next however long I made love. Yeah,
things start happening.
Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
That was when Craig knew.
Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
His life would never get better than this.
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
This was the moment he had waited for. He was
finally having s e x.
Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
So we get in the car and and everything's happening.
And at one point, and this is the way it happens,
is like one girl would be in the front seat
with me, uh, while the other two were in the
back coaching.
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
The and then it was switch, and then it was switch.
Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
And then at one point I see flashes going off.
This is like Corn is already finished, and I see
flashes going off, and I look and I see it's
the front cab of Corn's road crews bus and it's
filled with road crew guys and they're all cheering me on,
and I'm like, I got I got one free hand
and I give him up. And then and then then
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there's there's there's a big finish and then and then
and then the girls in the back seat are like,
they go, is that Lincoln Park? Oh my god, Lincoln
Parks on stage? Can we go watch Lincoln Park? I
was like, you girls can do whatever. The coolest thing that's.
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Ever happened to me.
Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
Can we do that again? Like you go, You're really cool.
I want to hang out with you guys. And so
we all split up and they take off, and then
I go back up and I find Big j.
Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Big Jay is like, dude, where the hell were you
gonna go? Jay?
Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
You're not gonna believe this. You are not gonna believe this.
I just had with three girls at the same time
in your car. And Big Jay goes, yes, please tell
me you're joking right now. I go why, and he goes,
that's a brand new car, and I go, who cares
about your car? And he's pissed. He's so mad. He goes,
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you know what, We're leaving right now, dude, get in
the car. We're going home right now.
Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
I go, okay.
Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
He goes right now, and I go okay, dude, and
I'm I'm genuinely confused in this moment because I'm like,
I think he's putting on his show for Carla, his girlfriend,
because I'm like, I just told you the coolest story ever,
and you're like yelling at me, and I'm like, but whatever, dude.
So we get out of the car, and that is
when this whole story becomes the greatest story of all time.
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We get to the car, Big Jay opens up the
front door, Carla leans into the door, and after about
a few seconds, she starts screaming, and Big Ja goes,
what's going on? And then big and she starts talking
Big Jay. Big Jay turns around and goes, good job, Gas,
good job, and I go what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
He goes, Uh, one of your.
Speaker 6 (01:12:06):
Girls stole four hundred dollars out of Carlo's purse. A
few minutes later we realize there's jewelry missing from the car.
Oh and a few minutes after that, we hear a
cell phone ringing somewhere in the car and it's underneath
the driver's seat. One of the girls dropped her phone.
(01:12:26):
It's lit on the driver's seat. They're trying to get
the phone back. Carla picks up phone. She goes, hello, Hi, yeah, no, no, no,
I have your phone. Do you remember the car where
you were just out with our friend Craig. Yeah, we're
at the car. Yeah, well if you come backstage because
we're leaving right now, but you have to come backstage
right now. Oh hey, come back stage. Okay, all right,
we'll see him mane. She hangs up and she grabs
(01:12:47):
a police officer and she goes, excuse me, sir, we
were just robbed. There were some girls that were in
our car and they stole money, and they stole jewelry
and they're coming back because they left their phone, and
the cop goes, hold on a second, and he gets
on the radio and he goes, we got a robbery backstage.
Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
We're gonna need some some backup for a robbery.
Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
And the backstage gates open up, and over the course
of the next ten minutes, one, two, three, four cop
cars pulling two officers each. Right, so they all get out.
There's now nine officers standing in a semi circle around
Carla and she's explaining like, hey, these girls are about
to come here. They've stolen money. They were in our car.
(01:13:26):
And one of the road crew guys for Corn walks
up to me and he goes, hey, man, what's going
on over here? And I go, uh, those girls screwed me.
Apparently they stole money and there's jewelry missing from the car,
and my buddy goes, dude, if you need any help,
Like like, dude, we took pictures like I filmed it,
and I go, I definitely want to see that, but
(01:13:50):
we're not the police, yea yeah, but but we're gonna
try to figure out what's going on here.
Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
And then a van pulls into the.
Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
Backstage area and the girls get out and they start
walking to and they see all the police and they go, hey, uh,
can we get our phone back real quick?
Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
And Big Jay goes.
Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
Yeah, real quick, which one are you whores? No money
out of my girlfriend's purse. A door opens up to
the van and a guy jumps out and he goes,
you just call her a whore. That's my wife. Hike
your ass, and Big j goes, that's your wife. Hold on,
cry come here, did you not just get done? Tell
(01:14:34):
me that you just had sex with all three of
these women just out.
Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Of my car. Another door opens up to the van.
Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
A second guy jumps out and goes saying, this guy
just had sex with all of our wives.
Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Oh god, oh god.
Speaker 6 (01:14:48):
And everything freezes and I'm like, I don't know, and
then there's a little bit hard. But the police are
right here. We've got nine police officers. All this commotion
is going on, and then one of the police officers
like they interview the women. They come over to Carla
and they go, hey, Carla, here's the problem. These women
they have money, they have cash on them, but there's
(01:15:09):
you can't prove whose cash that is as far as
your jewelry, that the specific.
Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Jewelry they don't have them on them. We have to
let them go, and it's like all right, so we
have to let them go.
Speaker 6 (01:15:18):
Hey, and they say, hey, everyone get in your car,
just get out of here. Everybody gets in the van,
all the couples get in the van and they all
start to pull away. As the van pulls away, all
of Carla's jewelry is underneath the van.
Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
As it pulls away.
Speaker 6 (01:15:31):
Brian Head the guitars for Corn, is standing right there
and he goes, hey, isn't it your stuff right there?
Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
And they go, that's our stuff, that's our stuff. And
the cops get on the radio.
Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
And they go there's a blue van leaving the back
stands Aeriat blue van, Jersey license plates and they start
notifying all the security and police on the premises to
be on the lookout for the blue van. The police
helicopter for the city of.
Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Hannimate, Jersey is above the menu.
Speaker 6 (01:15:59):
They locate blue van and they give the coordinate to
the to the cops on the ground and they stop
the van and they box in the van.
Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
They pull the girls out of the van and they start.
Speaker 6 (01:16:09):
Arresting them at the entrance to the concert venue and
we go over to see the arrest, and Lincoln Park is.
Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Now coming on stage.
Speaker 6 (01:16:17):
So there's twenty thousand people coming out of the venue.
Nobody knows what's going on except for a couple of
people who are trying to tell everybody, dude, that copy
that sex with all three of those women, and they're
all going to jail.
Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
They're all going to jail.
Speaker 6 (01:16:32):
Everyone, and people are cheering me and going you're the man,
You're the man, and I'm just standing.
Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
There quietly going, this is the greatest day of my life.
I'm chair to have sex with three women. You want police.
Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
Officers, oh h and helicopters and crowds cheering and corn performing.
And then we go to the police station and Camden,
New Jersey, where everything I'm telling you is now public
record Camden, New Jersey. It's all been documented by the
police of Camberon, New Jersey. And I get uh brought
(01:17:04):
into a room where I see the three girls are
all handcuffed on a bench and I have to talk
to this officer who says, hey, I need to get
your your information, and he goes, so, uh, these girls, uh,
they they took money out of your car and I said,
not my car was was my friend? Jay's car and
they go, okay, so how did you end up in
the car? And I go I met them to the concert.
They wanted to get backstage. I had to pass in
(01:17:25):
the car, and then we started kissing outside of the car.
So then we jumped in the car and then and
then we had you know, we had we had sex.
And the cup goes okay, and he's writing the report
and he goes, and which one of these women did
you have sex with?
Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
And I said.
Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
All of them. He goes like, at the same and
I go at the same time, and he goes you.
And every time the officer looks at me over his glasses,
we both make eye contact and we both start smiling.
Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
I'm like, I know it's pretty. And there's a this
is the toughest part of the story. Uh.
Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
We walk outside and one one of the guys, one
of the husbands, says, Craig, can I talk to you
for one second? And we had a police escort taking
us outside, and the cop goes, sir, stay away, just
stay away, and he goes, I just want to know
what happened. He goes, I'm not gonna punch you. I
swear to God, I'm not gonna punch you. He goes,
just tell me the truth, because my wife, she said,
nothing happened. Just tell me the truth. I look, I
(01:18:19):
would have done the same thing. Okay, okay, just tell
me the truth. And I said, I'll tell you the truth.
And there is no way to say this on the air.
If you go to One night Stands this weekend and
yell out corn, I'll tell you the line that I said.
But I told him very specifically what I did because
(01:18:41):
I knew which one was his wife.
Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Oh god. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:18:44):
And it's the greatest night of my life. I remember
what I said to that guy. Big Jay's jaw dropped
and he said, how do you say that to a
man's face and not get knocked out? And I'm like,
I don't know, man, dude. You know I'm a Mariner.
We've never won any This is like I'm a World
Series champion. Tonight, I'm going to Disneyland, going to Disneyland.
(01:19:07):
It was the greatest night of my life. So this
and gentleman, that is Craig Gas. He's gonna be at
One night Stands. He's had a threesome in a car
and a corn show. It's great that it's corn too.
Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
I don't know why. There's something funny about it being corn.
Speaker 6 (01:19:21):
It's not only funny because it's corn, but it's also
funny that I just tell a story about having sex
with three women and then the plug is go see
him at one night.
Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
I've never heard just say that after telling this story.
Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
It's usually I have to answer the question of like, yes,
I did get tested multiple times, that's true after that,
but yeah, one night stands up in Waterford.
Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
That is a good point, Like do you worry about like,
when you're in the midst of having this threesome with
three randos, are you thinking this could be a bad decision?
Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Absolutely?
Speaker 6 (01:19:50):
And I just and obviously in that moment there's nothing,
there's no protection.
Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
I just did it.
Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
And then I stayed away from Philadelphia for fifteen years
because I thought that was like some kind of sex cult.
I don't want to get involved. I finally come back
to Philly and I finally do his show. And the
only reason I do the show in Philly is because
it's a it's a benefit show for the Philadelphia Police,
so I knew there was gonna be hundreds of officers
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at the show, and I did it with YSP and
I told the story in Philly about what had happened.
And while I'm talking of the one of the hosts
keeps pointing at the screen and going and he goes.
Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Yeah, get it.
Speaker 6 (01:20:29):
And he goes, all right, Craig, that's an amazing story,
and is he still on the phone? Is called is
it line number four? Hey, what is your name? And
the guy goes, hey, it's me. I was the husband
that was in front of and I go, what do
you want to say to Craig. He goes, I want
to thank him for showing me what.
Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
A hohore my wife. And there was a long pause
and I said, You're welcome, sir. Like it just it
was crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
The guy came to the show, he goes, man, this
is my dad, this is my brother. And they're like, hey,
you had sex with my sister in law and I'm like,
all right, cool, and then it's like can I get
a picture?
Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
And I go yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:21:06):
He's like, you had sex with my daughter in law
and I'm like, oh, it was psychotic. I still I
still have voids Philadelphia most of the year.
Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
I can't go. I'm scared, I can't I can't perform
out there. But I'm saving Detroit.
Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
Yes, you are so goad. One night Stands is where
it is. And if they want to get tickets, where
do they go?
Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
Get gas dot com, get gas with two Wes's dot
com or go to one night Stands website. It's One
night Stands dot Club and it's stand the name stan
One night Stands dot Club And it's uh Thursday through
Saturday this week, and I'll be back in the building
later this week. I actually have more stories for you,
so but if you have time later this week, I'm
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wanna come back and tell.
Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
You some more stories. What am I gonna say?
Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
No, I haven't said no yet.
Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
What Josh does is Josh He was me booking his
career around my around my stand. Go to Josh's Like, yeah, man,
I'm here too, here too, come on in and tell
some stories here.
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I'll try to hit every top twenty market. I can
that Craig is going to be in. I love it,
all right, so we'll probably see you later in the week. Thing, yes,
all right, so good? All right, the Josh Innis show,
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Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
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That is not shock me. One hundred and twenty nine.
Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
Six hundred and fifty five dollars spent per ten thousand
of the population in the District of Columbia. That is
because the people that are there are horned out politician people.
Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
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many of them are publiticians?
Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
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Money's been an only fan ninety nine percent, dude. The
district's are pretty gnarly placed. The one time I've actually
been there twice top and bottomless strip bars.
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there on a field trip in junior high. Did you
see the top and bottom? We did not.
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saw a place where there were some shots on backs.
I also saw someone get shot in the back at
a strip club.
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what else is there to do in North Dakota but
to watch or to have OnlyFans? Yeah, Nevada is about
one hundred thousand you think of, I guess, and places
like that.
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still a thing of the bunny? Ranch? Is the Bunny?
I'm not sure. I only know that from watching the
show on HBO.
Speaker 5 (01:30:15):
Let's see Colorado, Illinois, Arizona, New Mexico, Washington State, New
Hampshire in California now specific cities per ten thousand people,
The city that spins the most on OnlyFans is Atlanta,
followed by Orlando. Yeah, because a bunch of poor dads
bringing their kids to Disney World and they're like, you
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know what I'm gonna do when the kids go to bed.
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My wife stops nagging me. You go watch the mouse
well that tugs on his mile. Yeah, what why were
you in the shower for an hour?
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No, Dad doesn't have to tell you anything to wash
the Magic Kingdom off of Go get your little Mickey
Mouse shaped waffles and f off Colton.
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I love you always, Disney. He made sense him right.
What's his name? Holden? Holden? Like, listen here, dad's holding
on to something. It's put go watch Bluey. They're gonna watch, uh,
you know, uh, the Mickey Mouse. Go watch duck Tails.
He's like, Dad, what year is this?
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Go watch duck Tails? I don't know what ducktails is.
Screwge and he jumps into the thing. I want to
watch Mickey roast e Racers. Also Orlando, Salt Lakes see
these tracks. Salt City makes this Salt Lake City.
Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
You got Mormons It's probably a very stodgy religious place.
You got probably a bunch of college kids who are
not allowed to you know, they're not allowed to actually
do it, so like they just watch a lot of erotica. Uh,
and they you know, pay money for people on OnlyFans Miami. Now,
Miami would be surprising to me. That's a place where
you think you'd actually just get some actual action. And Minneapolis,
(01:31:52):
I mean, these are pretty miserable places. They all kind
of tray. Minneapolis is the most miserable place I've ever
been now, and like this place can be miserable, you know,
like to you know, it might snow today.
Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Yesterday it's seventy and awesome. Today it's gonna snow. Like
that sucks.
Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
But Minneapolis. I was there for the Super Bowl one year.
It was like negative twenty degrees the entire time. Just
there was snow constantly. It was the worst. Like if
I I think the place I'd like to live the
least would be Minneapolis.
Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Well, I have a friend that lives out there, and
when me and my wife went to visit him, it
was like the worst snowstorm ever to drive back from
his house to get to the airport to come home, no,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
And the uber I took the guy. It was so snowy.
He got on the wrong side of the highway. He
went down an on ram. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
So we're like we're like planes, trains and automobiles.
Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
They're like, you're going the wrong way and he's like,
all right.
Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
Like it was.
Speaker 5 (01:32:42):
I hated Minneapolis. Orlando miserable place. It's Disney and it's
muggy and it's gross.
Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
It's muggy and gross. But I ain't you really know.
Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
Orlando saw Now, Salt Lake City sounds pretty awesome. Actually,
Atlanta's fine. Really, it's just you know, Orlando and Minneapolis.
Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
So I'm pretty terrible.
Speaker 5 (01:32:58):
So I can see why people they're watching their smut
and they got their only fans and everything. Now you know,
all right, it's the Josh Innes Show. We got more
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Day Tomorrow, We're gonna be a vintage house from women
to three Yes, and we're gonna get a lot of cornby. Boy,
the corn beef is great. Jason here, Jason from Grobbles. Dude,
this is amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Yeah, well, glad to be here. By the way, Yeah,
I'm glad you're here. There's a whole spread out there,
just like you should go out there.
Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
I'm gonna get some as soon as the show's done.
Trust we're getting prepared for the big day tomorrow. Obviously. Yes,
it's gonna be awesome. We're gonna be out there from
one to three. Do corn beef? I mean, you gotta
have it. I'm fascinated by the difference in corn beef
and pastrami, because I'll tell my wife. I'm like, I
love pastrami. She's like, well, it's just corn beef. I'm like, no,
it's different. There's a difference in cornby from straba.
Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
But I like them both.
Speaker 12 (01:34:01):
Sure, sure, it's it's it's quite a bit different. They're
both cured, you know, and people say, what what is
what is corn beef or what's where did that word
come from? It came from corns of salt that they
used to pack the beef in, and that's how they
did it. It has nothing to do with corn the vegetable.
But you know, corn beef is a is a great
(01:34:23):
really all an American tradition of both an Irish American
tradition and a Jewish Americans.
Speaker 5 (01:34:31):
It's wild how that just kind of became the thing
for Saint Patrick's Day, Like you just started eating corn, beef, cabbage,
whatever on Saint Patrick's Day. How did that, like, how
did that come about? What is the backstory of that? Yeah,
I mean it's a natural that. You know, they the
Irish immigrants, as I said, and even the Jewish tradition.
They didn't have beef in Europe. Okay, only in America
(01:34:53):
was beef plentiful, and they used the brisket cut, which
was one of the least expensive. Of course it isn't anymore. No,
it is not funny how that works. It's to the smoking,
you know, the ricks of smoked brisket. I mean, it's
really changed everything.
Speaker 12 (01:35:07):
But no, those those Irish immigrants adopted it from the
Jewish delis in New York and it was a great
meal because in Ireland it's more it's more pork and cabbage,
that's what that's what you get there. But here it's
corned beef and cabbage. It's so hardy get the potatoes.
There's the same great meal made him feel, you know,
(01:35:30):
like home.
Speaker 5 (01:35:30):
Do you have any idea how many corned beef, like
prepackaged corned beef you guys sell over the course of
like this time of year here.
Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Like it's it's I would say it's a lot.
Speaker 12 (01:35:42):
We ship been about a three three week period of
four hundred semi loads all over the country and one
of our you know, we brought some items here today.
The one pot meals were kind of it's a fun
item we do just seasonally at Walmart. That has everything
you need, the corn beef, the cabbage, carrots, and potatoes
(01:36:04):
all in a kit with the crackpot liner and a
spice pack.
Speaker 5 (01:36:08):
So you did it in I forget it, and you're
a you're a homemaking hero. My wife's going to be
super thrilled when I bring one of those home. She's like,
I got to run to the store and get I'm like, no, now,
you don't. We're set now. So Anthony, this is going
to be a fun event tomorrow. So Vinta Chouse for
those who don't know about Vinta Chause, what's going down tomorrow.
Speaker 13 (01:36:27):
Vinta Cheuse starts sixteenth year running on this event. Great event,
two to three thousand people throughout the day. It's an
open door coming and going. Four large, four live bands,
four DJs. He's superheated tent. I tested it the other
day twenty five degrees outside and it was eighty degrees
in five minutes. And the ladies love the tent, the
(01:36:48):
guys love the tents. It's the place to be. Three
different banquet rooms. We even got a VIP room with
a private band in there as well. So doing our
corn beef carryouts through the drive through. We got a
mock kitchen we set up. Oh yeah, they're lined up
to get the corn beef and then we'll have dining
in fair and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:37:06):
But what are the vibes like in the party, Like
it's Saint Patrick's Day. It's a party, like we're partnering
people staying there all day?
Speaker 13 (01:37:13):
Yeah, I mean people showing up at eight in the
morning when the doors open, and then noon with it
being on a Tuesday, people are gonna be taking a
half day off of work.
Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
Say east Side man, everybody knows Saint Patty's Day at
the Vintage House you always hear about how big the
party is there, So I'm excited for tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
Yeah, are people can expect to go. If you show
up at eight in the morning, you might stay there
all damn day and just party.
Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
Yeah, you do, you do.
Speaker 12 (01:37:34):
It's it's more, it's it's many parties in one too,
because there's different spaces within in the thing and that
makes it fun.
Speaker 13 (01:37:41):
Different bands with different genres and things like that. I mean,
the headliner's Killer from Flamingos tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
But you got, you know, a smooth, classical rock and
roll band.
Speaker 13 (01:37:49):
You got a hip hop Alexandria and transit band that
plays cover and she's a female singer and she's absolutely phenomenal.
So yeah, you got different things going on. DJ's in
between all the sets, and that's gonna be great.
Speaker 5 (01:38:00):
We're gonna be out there from one to three tomorrow
and probably later, if I'm being honest, maybe earlier and later.
I have a Babysit are all days, So all right,
now we're getting out we can rage, and I mean
obviously we get we got the booze, we got the
corn beef, we got four bands.
Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
We're ready to go.
Speaker 5 (01:38:18):
And you say that people just show up get the
corn beef.
Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
And like they'll go through a drive through and just
get the corn beef too.
Speaker 13 (01:38:22):
Oh yeah, especially you know for lunch, you know, midday
for working things like that, or they'll pick up ten
twenty sandwiches for their coworkers. Yeah, the drive through is
quick and easy. It's a mock kitchen we set up.
I got girls just minus the roller skates going up
to your car taking your order.
Speaker 5 (01:38:36):
That's awesome. It's like we're sonic. Yeah, just roll over
there with the sonic of corn beef. Yeah, dude, this
is awesome. I can't wait for this tomorrow. This is
gonna be awesome. And pitting ticket situation getting in what's
the situation?
Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
Three before noon?
Speaker 13 (01:38:48):
Ten dollars cover afternoon and you've got a VIP ticket
as well. That gets you your private band, bar, bathrooms,
a bunch of swag. Yeah, compliments at ew grobl they'll
bring on all the scarfs and hats and things like that.
And these guys are a great sponsor of ours Fontana
events as a good friend of mine. Vintie Fontana is
a promoter relationship started there. The global corn Beef we've
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been using. It's been my family's recipe for ninety years,
so it's been a staple. We cooked off four thousand pounds,
just finish it off yesterday Today, four slicers are going
to be trimming all day.
Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
Wow. Yeah, how many pounds?
Speaker 5 (01:39:24):
Four thousands, four thousand just for this one thousand pounds
of cornby and we're going to go through all of it.
This is Josh going to go through that right I
came away. This is going to be exciting. That's what
The first thing I'm gonna do when I show up
is where's the sandwich?
Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
Now?
Speaker 5 (01:39:37):
This is going to be fun, man, So not the
meat loaf corn vintage Housewain. What time does everything get going?
Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
Eight am? Eight am? You show up and you just
prepare to party.
Speaker 5 (01:39:48):
But if you can't party all day, you show up
and get a little lunch, maybe come back after whatever. Exactly.
It's an open door. It's going to be awesome. Thank
you guys, Appreciate you for stopping by. Thank you for
the delicious corn beef you're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
To go get which is incredible.
Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
And the bread looks amazing to The bread makes the
corn beef sandwich too. If you get a lousy piece
of bread on a corn beef sandwich is not good.
That's some good, thick, hardy rye bread right there.
Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
That is the key.
Speaker 5 (01:40:11):
Appreciate you guys. Thank you so much. Awesome Anthony, Jason,
you guys rule. We're gonna be at Vintage House tomorrow.
Speaker 12 (01:40:20):
Drink corn beef yet, go to Walmart for growbles Kroger
has Ginsburg.
Speaker 5 (01:40:25):
The crock pots changed, the game has Like I know,
crock pots have been around forever, but like the I
tried to get into smoking meat at one point.
Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
I suck at it.
Speaker 5 (01:40:33):
But when you just throw a corn beef into the
crock pot and just set it and forget it, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
I'm explaining something that most people are like. Jason say,
you look like a hero of it.
Speaker 8 (01:40:43):
It's new to me.
Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
I'm like food making hero. So do that for your family.
I recommend it. Awesome, Thank you guys.
Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
We'll see you guys out there tomorrow at Vintage House.
All right, wrapping things up to day, Yeah, got so
good grobls beef, go little rye bread. I got the
one pot meal the globals one pot meal corn beef
that you can get at Walmart.
Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
I'm stealing while he's taking it home to my wife.
Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
She'll be excited. Oh awesome, And I found out just
got some news. So tomorrow at the event, Vintage holds
from one to three. Not only will have we will
we have Josh in his show drinking team T shirts.
We're also going to have Astronomic on weekend passes and
w l o Z coozies that giveaway.
Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
We have coozies. I guess a radio station. I guess
we'll finally we finally made it big.
Speaker 5 (01:41:37):
I can give it all to tell those people that
walk up to us and tell us to play more music.
Speaker 10 (01:41:40):
Yeah, here's a gift for you listening. AnyWho, Boy, that's good.
I'm excited about this. Patrick's Day rules. AnyWho, beer and
corn beef man with does he get any better? We
had some beer this weekend, didn't we. We had a
couple of beers over at District one forty two. You
(01:42:00):
sure did watch some bands, you know. I met a
bunch of people that remember you from David Chubb.
Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
Yeah, yep, you sure do. I don't know you're not
on any yet.
Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:42:12):
Yeah, that's the that's the fun part. Like, oh man,
I love listening to you. Oh you like the Josh
in the show, Like, what's the Josh and one guy
you're talking to? He was pretty hammered, but he looks
at me like, I'm on the Josh inn the show.
And he looks at me and goes, dude, I have
that same sweatshirt.
Speaker 14 (01:42:26):
My thanks good great minds, great minds, great wad. Yeah,
well listen to show you sure true? Anywhere you gotta go?
You have a sandwich to finish, I do go anyway.
Laura's up next. We'll see him God
Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
Josh in his show six point seven double ll Z
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W LZ Detroit one six point seven Detroit's wheels and
I'm on a radio station.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Guaranteed human pay.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Away twelve months too wait and then he'll soon be
round again. But Santa Claus has got the aids this year.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Oh I do.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Next year?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Existence of holiday in March, I don't know. The Claus
has got the aids of this year.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Heard this in a while, and he won't be round
to spread his Christmas years Loraine deyer Rollo. They know
what is going through. But Santa Claus has got the
aids of this year.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I just wanted to hear that.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Why didn't they have any like diddies about the Easter
Bunny being sick.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
I'll love to check where the catalog, the tiny tim catalog.
The Easter Bunny has got the radies has got the
clap this year. Wow, there you go. He gets around.
I mean, he's a bunny. That's what they do. From
what I understand, that's what bunnies do. Welcome in everybody.
It's the Josh Ennis Show. Our buddy Craig Gas is
(01:21):
going to be in studio today about seven point thirty.
Very funny Gentlemen that has a great history with Gene
Simmons and Paul Stanley and others. Been on Family Guy,
been on one of my favorite shows.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
The King of Queens. Oh, very cool, one.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Of my favorite all time television shows. But Craig and
I have been buddies for a decade at this point.
So when I got kicked off a radio row at
the Super Bowl in Minneapolis back in twenty eighteen, we
were forced to go do our show from Minneapolis at Perkins.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It was the only place that would have us.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
So, you know, little breakfast restaurant, bakery whatever, some size,
some coffee and that's all it was. One celebrity came
to hang out with us at Perkins, and it was
Craig Gas. So anytime Craig Gas texts me and goes, hey,
I'm in town to do some comedy.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Can I come up, I'm like, of course you can
come up.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
You are the only person who came to the Perkins
in Minneapolis to hang out after we got kicked off
a radio row at the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Of course, so Craig.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Is going to be appearing a little bit about seven thirty.
Is someone bringing us food today?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Like corn beef, maybe beef, I hope so I made
too corn beof sounds good. I mean, it is that
time of year, after all, tis the season where we
talk about corn beef egg rolls.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
On Saturday at the District going forty two, I'm going
to move with a gorn beef.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
We We're going to see if that happens for us
today as well also today, well, a couple of days ago,
over the weekend was the fiftieth anniversary of the album
Destroyer from Kiss and on that album, of course, Beth
was on that. Shout It Out Loud was on that album.
Detroit Rock City was on that album Do You Love Me,
(03:11):
which is another underrated kids jam. That's a really good
one that was on that album. So here's what we're
gonna do to get your rocked and loaded this morning.
We're gonna play a couple from Destroyers, celebrating fifty years
You wanted, the Best, you got, the best, waked up everybody,
Josh in his show and the Hottest bad in the world.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Cat the Show.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
All ride fifty years of Destroyer Kiss. All right, let's
see here n Cuba Tournament. So the Wolverines lost the
Big Ten championship tournament to the game last night to Purdue,
but still got the number one seed in the tournament overall,
not the number one overall seed, but they did get.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
A number one seed in the Big Dance.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
They will be in Buffalo, New York Thursday at seven
ten to face the winner of Maryland Baltimore County and Howard.
So Maryland Baltimore County or Howard who play in the
first four on Tuesday Sparty, also in Buffalo, they will
take on Number They are the number three seed. They
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will take on North Dakota State, the number fourteen seed,
that is at four oh five on Thursday. The Pistons
lose in Toronto one nineteen to one oh eight. They
had lost four in a row, then one three in
a row, and now they have lost this one. So
they have lost one consecutive games.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Uh oh.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
They will face Washington tomorrow. The Wings they are far
worse off than the Pistons at this point. They have
a four game homestand that starts tonight against the Flames
at seven o'clock. That's a positive. The negative is basically
everything else. I had not known know this. The Red
Wings have not won back to back games since January
(05:06):
eighteenth and the twenty first. Wow, it has been almost
two months since the Wings have won back to back games.
In that stretch, they have picked up only thirteen out
of a possible thirty two points. They are five, seven
and four in that stretch. And if you don't really
care about games being ties, they are five and eleven,
just straight up wins and losses, not getting points. Five
(05:27):
and eleven in their last sixteen games, and they are
now only one point up for the last wildcard spot
on Columbus. So that March collapse thing that people talk
about with the Red Wings is a real thing that
is not made up fairytale fugazi like you know, the
Italian baseball team.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
No, that's real.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Speaking of the Italian baseball team, they play baseball tonight
against Venezuela. They will face the winner of that game
will face the United States, who won yesterday last night
two to one over the Dominican Republic. To fans to
the championship game, and the whole world was saying that
the United States would not beat the Dominican Republic because
the Dominican Republic has fun when they play baseball and
(06:08):
they dance, and America is boring.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
But you know what happened. America won two to one.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Now, there were some good there were a couple of
bad strike three calls, particularly one that ended the game
for the Dominican Republic, but hey, that's baseball. Score more
than one run. Generally speaking, you have to score more
than one run to win a baseball game. So don't
rely on the Empires at the end of the game.
And that won't be an issue, will it. Dominican Republic.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Also, to get to the Dominican Republic, we had to
beat Canada.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
So we've beaten them in baseball, yep, we beat them
in the Olympic men's hockey. Yeah, we beat them inn
Olympic women's hockey, and we beat them in Paralympic hockey.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I know our handy capable hockey players are better than
the Canadian handy capable hockey players. Would take that a
and we have the Gordy Howbridge. It is ours, shoving
up your ass, Canada. This is America's time. I'm to shine.
We're finally getting ours. We've waited two hundred and fifty
years to get ours, and now we're finally on top
(07:07):
in everything.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, full sweep.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I mean we might have us in curling, who cares,
not even a real sport anyway, So Italy and Venezuela.
Tonight the winner will get the United States for the
whole kitten kaboodle.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That will be tomorrow and that is sports.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
So coming up about an hour from now, our friend
Craig Gas will be in studio with us hanging out
and uh get some business tikets to give away. We
do today. It's seven twenty five, I would sign.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I'm assuming seven.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Seven twenty five, I would imagine. So we'll do that
and we will have more rock and roll on the
way on wheels.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
This is the Josh Innis Show on one Oho six
point seven Dollz Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Well on six point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh Innis Show.
Oscars were last night. I don't think any of us watched.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Nope.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I turned it on for a few seconds. It was
during the portion of the show where they talk about
the dead people and you get to see like the
super famous people get all the applause, and then like
the random dude who like held a boom microphone. People
are like, I don't know who he is, but they're like, oh,
Robert Duval died.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, it's very weird.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
And then Barbara streisand started singing the Way We Were really,
but it felt almost impromptu because she was standing up
at the podium talking about somebody I forgot who, Robert Redford,
and she's up, you know, at the podium, doing like
almost like a eulogy for him, right, and then she
just starts singing the Way We Were. And I saw that,
(08:48):
and then I saw Rob Ryaner tribute, which all these
actors from different Rob Reiner movies were up on stage.
I wondered if he did for him, other than Corey Feldtman,
who was not invited.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
But I guess so.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Part of it's because he accused, like everyone in Hollywood
of diddling him and Corey Ham, so they're just not
gonna invite you. But whatever, I haven't seen any of
these movies that were Oscar nominated. Paul Thomas Anderson won.
I didn't realize he had never won an Oscar before.
That's my guy that directed Boogie Knights, which is one
of my favorite movies ever.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
He wrote and directed Boogie Knights.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
But I guess the big winner was one battle after
another as the Leonardocaprio one. Yeah, so Paul Thomas Anderson
won for Best Picture and Best Director on that.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Michael B.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Jordan one for Sinners, which I didn't see, but I
think it's one of those like white people are the
bad guy movies. They're Yeah, it's like, oh boy, the
white guys in the South of the vampire things.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I'm like, Okay, that's probably not for me.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Hamnet Best Actress was Jesse Buckley Hamnett. Hamnet h a
m an e t on Hamlet that takes over the internet.
I don't think so. I just think it's something called Hamnett.
Let's see. I mean, I've not seen any of this. Like,
there's maybe one movie I could have had a chance
to see, and that would be Sinners.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
But the rest of.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
These movies that were nominated and won, like Best Original
Song was from K Pop Demon Hunters, who, Yeah, I
don't know in any of this. Best Original Score, Centers,
Best Original Screenplay Ryan Coogler for Centners, Best Supporting Actress
Amy Madigan from Weapons. I don't know what any of
this is. Like, I think there needs to be a
separate oscars, and the separate oscars needs to be the
(10:31):
oscars of movies.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
That people saw with the average Joe's like the like.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Some might call that the razzies, like like crap movie.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Correct, But what movies do people tend to see? You
know what I did this weekend?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I went to see.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Teenage Mutant Ninja, Turtles Too The Secret of the Ooze
because it was back in the theater. Like five of
the last six movies I've seen have been movies I
saw when I was a kid, because movies tend to
suck in the theater now. But like, that's what they
need to do is do average Joe Oscars. So then
here's the Oscar Show where like Jimmy Kimmel goes up
and tells you that the world is ending and Conan
O'Brien makes Peedo jokes and whatever. Then and there's one
(11:09):
battle after another wins four hundred oscars and it's a
bunch of movies you've never seen. Then what we need
is the average Joe Oscar where it's like, you know,
the movie like Avengers.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
It's nominated like movies that everyone saw, like.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Like whatever, the ten highest grossing movies. Let's see here,
the top ten highest grossing movies of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
All right, let's see here.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
The average Joe Oscars would include Avatars, Utopia, Lelo and Stitch,
Jurassic World, Rebirth f won the movie A Wicked for
Good would be in there like The Housemaid. The Housemate
should have won ten Oscars at the average Joe Oscars,
(11:54):
like best Simulated sex Scene with a legitimate star.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
You see, they need categories like that recon then I'd
watch yes, see.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
What the problem is?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Everything's like best cinematography for some movie that no human
actually cared to see.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
It's like, well, we're watching movies that are being filled
on iPhones now, we don't really worry how much about cinematography.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Let's see Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning, Like these are
the final destination bloodlines, like movies that people saw, the
movies that people saw.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Oscars, all the movies you're rattling off for, Like these
are all movies I'd actually go see see.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, even Dutopia, that one.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Hamnet Yeah whatever Hamnett is, or this new Frankenstein, this
Gamel del Toro Frankenstein that was nominated for all these oscars,
Like Freaky or Friday. I actually went to see Freaky
or Friday. Freaki your Friday, should be up for like
ten Oscars at the average Joe Oscar.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
I mean this guy, Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis
back in together, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Yeah, they're back for like the first time in twenty
something years. That was a big deal. H five nights
at Freddy's too. Oh hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
The average Oscars movies. People saw Oscar. There was another
Bridget Jones diary movie.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I knew, but it was out.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
And it was saying that made like one hundred and
forty million.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I'll just say the closest thing they've ever had to
like the average Joe Oscars MTV Movie Awards.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I know, and then they ruined that, just like they
ruin everything. But that's what this is. This is the
average Joe Oscar.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I remember when the MTV Movie Awards was on, like
there was mussy TV.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
As a kid, like, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
We got to go to you know, Kyle's house, and
I'm gonna go watch the MTV Movie Award.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Yeah, and like Will Smith's about to ride out on
a horse and do Wild Wild West exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You know you're excited about that. You're like, oh boy, best.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
On screen kiss and all this here like that stuff I.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Can relate to. Toney Spears been bailed out? Who is
she gonna make out with on stage?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
That's exactly right. But instead you get like, ham, Hello, ladies,
never heard of any of this stuff. But anyway, that
was the Oscars last night.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
A bunch of.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Stuff that you didn't see one, A bunch of Oscars
that you don't care about.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Say, how many of our listeners you think seen all
the movies that were nominated? I agree, not one.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
If we have the eleven listeners, the odds are very low
that they saw all ten Oscar nominated. There's a zero
percent chance anyone listening to this radio show saw all
the Oscar nominated movie.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Maybe they've seen the Leonardo DiCaprio one, but that I
don't know what else you're.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Going, But from everything I've heard about that movie, you
get into it about half an hour or something and
then people are like, yeah, I'm turning this off, Like
that's what I read.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Now.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Really I haven't seen it either. I mean it seemed interesting,
but I just I don't have the time with kids now.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Like, listen, if you're someone who listens to this show,
that if you saw Hamnet you win Pistons tickets.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
That'd be good.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
You got to give us a full synopsis of the story, though,
because nobody saw Hamnet that listens to this, said Josh Shitnis.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Show, my buddy Greig Gas gonna hang out with us
around seven thirty today is going to make you laugh
your ass off, So you might as well hang around
and listen. You should listen to Billy Corgan's podcast.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
It's good, is it?
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Yeah? It is on the free iHeart radio app. It's
called The Magnificent Others is what it's called. The interview
some cool people like you had a great one with
Nancy Wilson of Heart Gene Simmons.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
He's had some really good ones.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's a lot of clips on the internet of him talking. No,
it's good.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
He's an interesting guy, like I really have I met him, No,
I've talked with him on the phone, but I've never
met him in person.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
And he was a decent interview. Go because he always
comes across like he's a great interview.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
He is a great interview because he's just a very
open guy and he's very knowledgeable about a lot of things.
I think ours was mostly about wrestling because he was
pimping his.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
WA, but not the WA that you know from No
Doctor Dra No different NWA.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
He'll billy wrestling WA Rick Flair sort of anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
So, but that's on the free iHeart Radio app for
what it is worth.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
All right, coming up, our friend Craig Gass is going
to be up here in about half an hour. We've
got Pistons tickets and Craig is great, by the way,
like he's got Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley's stories and impressions.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
The guy is a god. I tell you what is
for Seth McFarland cartoon.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
He's done a bunch of those cool I'm excited to
meet him because I've always was trying to book him
on my other show. Yeah, and nobody's really feeling it.
So excited Get him in here.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Your twenty share Bey Dan. They clearly have bad taste
show called The.
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to three.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Craig Gass will be up here around seven thirty is
she is in town doing comedy. He is a funny gentleman.
He will hang with us. Is Gene Simmons, his bonkers.
His Paul Stanley is bonkers. Is al Pacino is bonkers.
His stories are incredible involving all of these people.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
He's my guy.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
So he'll be up here just a little bit. That'll
be good. We'll do sports here in just a second
as well. We also have this story about these leaked
messages that you know, Ticketmaster. One of the big stories
is how expensive tickets are right for concerts. We've heard
it from Metallica here at the Spear, for instance, like
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these tickets are stupid.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh you just tickets in general.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Everybody, even in the station, will we talk about how
expensive tickets are just to go see somebody at LCA,
you know, three hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
To sitting those leads. No, it's pretty nuts.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
But there are leaked messages that show ticket Master executives
basically making fun of people who are dumb enough to
buy these tickets in their minds. These are these alleged
leaked messages. We'll look at those.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Also.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Apparently there are certain states that really love OnlyFans.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Oh really, so we'll do that. But sports coming up.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
As we have got the NCAA tournament ready to go,
we'll give you all the details on Michigan and Michigan State.
The Red Wings might suck, the Pistons lost. All that's
and more the josh it is.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Sports.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Oh, so.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
You've got Michigan as a number one seed going to Buffalo,
New York. Buffalo, Butobalo Buffalo, New York.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That is Thursday, they will take on Balo.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Me two, they will take on Maryland Baltimore County or Howard.
That sounds like a movie, Yes, like the Bridges over
Madison County, Maryland Baltimore County. They'll face either Maryland, Baltimore
County or Howard. Those two teams will play in the
first four on Tuesday, so seven to ten Thursday, Michigan
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will play one of those teams. Michigan State, as a
number three seed, also playing in Buffalo, will take on
number fourteen North Dakota State.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That's at four oh five.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
On Thursday, the Pistons lost to Toronto one nineteen to
one oh eight. So the Pistons three game winning streak is.
They will take on Washington and Washington tomorrow. The Wings
at home tonight kicking off a four game homestand against
the Flames that's at seven o'clock. The Wings have lost
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a lot of games recently. They are five and eleven
in their last sixteen. Or if you're someone who cares
about overtime and shootout losses, they are a point. After all,
they are five seven and four in their last sixteen
games and only one point up in.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
The wild card.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Let's see the World Baseball Classic. The United States a
two to one victory over the Dominican Republic, which puts
them in the championship game, where they will face either
Italy or Venezuela. I enjoy this comment from Juan Soto
of the Dominican Republic. We showed the world who's the
best team in baseball.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
That's all I got to say.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Okay, I don't know that you did. I think you
lost two to one, so I don't know that you're
the best team in baseball. They achieved like scoreboard. Quite honestly,
you did the opposite of that, Like you did not
show anyone you're the best team in baseball. You lost,
So congratulations, Like, yeah, there was a bad call on
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a couple of strike threes, but dazz baseball.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
That happens.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
We showed the world who's the best team in baseball.
That's all I got to say. If that's not the
most twenty twenty six like thing ever, Like we lost,
but we're still the best. And I guarantee you there's
a bunch of dweaves on the internet that would agree
with them.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
They'd be like, yeah, we hate.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
America anyway, so you guys are the best, but you
live in America.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, I hate America. Yeah the best.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Yeah, but the United States advances with all their little
boring celebrations. That's the big thing I read about on
the internet all weekend is how like the American team
is so boring. They're so boring at everything they do.
They should dance and have excitement like all the other teams.
You don't have time to dance, are too busy winning. Correct,
Oh I'm sorry that winning isn't enough. And then you
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have to go out and dance like you're you know
Rod did well, you gotta go out there and do
little Jerry maguire, Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
You want me to dance?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Sorry that the baseball players from America are boring, but
you know what's not boring winning? And now they're going
to face either Italy or Venezuela and that friends this
sports because the Americans don't back down. It's Tom Petty
one O six point seven, Detroit's Wheels, Josh and his schell,
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Josh and James.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
We had a nice time out in why not. Yeah,
over the weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Good time, Okay, it was District one forty two is
a very cool venue.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
We were out there. I will say.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
This, and this has nothing to do with anybody running
the joint, because District one forty two is great. But
this band that was playing for the entirety of the
time we were there, and I understand it's like an
Irish thing and it's Saint Patrick's Day, but like it
was one of the most boring bands I'd ever heard.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
You weren't really playing any well, that's the problem.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Like if you're gonna do the Irish thing, I need
you to get out there and like really sound irishy
and folksy, you know, yeah, you know something. But it
wasn't like that. It was just like this really kind
of boring band that played no songs until the very
end they're like, hey, here's a random Tom Petty song,
Like what are we doing here? Like it was just boring.
Like I apparently the band that came on after kicks
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ass or like a really cool basic and the band
before that was but like the two hours we were there,
this band was doing nothing. There was one guy that
was just transfixed on the stage.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Well maybe they wanted us to be the highlight of
that really was plopping us up.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
They're like, we're gonna spend two and a half hours
playing the most boring set ever.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
You don't want to distract the people from meeting the
Josh in a show, so we're gonna we're gonna play
this set so that way they can have their glory.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
That's probably what it was. I think it was. I
think you've you've really nailed it. And we met some
nice folks, including this one lady who was tanked super
Tank quite a few Tank and she kind of, you know,
waddled over and was like, hey, do you guys see
play more music in the morning. I'm like, well, at
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least you listen. I mean, look, I'm not one to
turn down listeners at this point. So if the lady
wants more music, hey, I'll get her hooked up.
Speaker 9 (23:12):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
But she she was tanked, Like, I mean, who wasn't
at Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Everybody's tank there was.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
There was the one girl that walked in wearing the
checkered pants and we both looked at her and were like,
she's gonna be involved in a domestic incident of some
sort today.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
You could tell you gonna be a problem.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
So yeah, that's, uh, that's what we're gonna end up with,
Like some something bad is going to happen, Like she
and her boyfriend are going to have some sort of squabble. Yes,
I think is the word of some sort of issue
is going to go down with her and her boyfriend tonight.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
It won't happen at the bar, It'll happen on the
on the way home.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Correct, It'll be in an uber or a truck that
he should not be driving, most likely the truck because
it's uh she uh, she like she kind of just
rolled in a.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Like that.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
But anyway, so it was a fun time though all
things considered. Those a very good time, great venue, cool place.
I love downtown wine Dot. Those are our people. I
like the vibes of downtown Wine Dot. But anyway, our
friend Craig Gas is going to be up here in
just a little bit he's going to be providing humor
to all of you, so get ready to laugh. The
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guy's got the best impressions you're gonna hear. He kicks ass.
He's great. He's Craig Gas. He'll be joining us next
on Wheels.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It's the Josh Nis Show on one six point seven
double LLZ Detroit Wheels.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Detroit's Wheels, Josh and A Show. It's Josh and James
and Craig Gas is here. Everybody our friend Craig who
it's wild dude. I've known you now for nine years. Yes,
it's crazy to think. And we met at the radio
row in Houston and I'm doing a radio show in
Houston and you walk up and you go, hey, man,
I'm Craig Gas.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I'm a comedian. You want to get weird? I was like, sure,
you sit down and kill it.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
It was like a Tuesday or something, you know, one
of the slow radio road days where you know, like
you know, Sandler and those guys come out on like
a Thursday and Friday. But Tuesday it's like Craig Gas
and some dude who played for the Steelers who has
CTE and like a dude missing a limb that you know,
and Craig walks over and we do it.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You killed it. The next day you walk back over
and you go, you want to get weird again.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
I got more stories, and I'm like, have a seat,
and we I think you you did four days in
a row, I think on our show. And then the
next year, You're the only guy who came out to
Perkins in Minneapolis when I got kicked off.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
A radio row.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
You literally sat with yeah, with the fight appened at
Radio Row. You are the only person who came to
hang out with us at Perkins. Where, like in the
bakery of Perkins at seven in the morning in Minneapolis.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Well, to be fair, the pitch that your producer gave
me was everybody's coming to Perkins.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
You guys are like, no, nobody's here. You want to
know what's good? Like do you like Pine? Yeah, dude,
I remember.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Well what would happen is every year I would always
get in trouble with one guy because my radio buddies,
who were broadcast from the Super Bowl Media Center, it
is dead Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, And so they'd say, can
you come on the air with us and pretend to
be somebody famous?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Because I do impressions.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
I do voices family guy, American Dad and now back
on the Howard Stern Show. Oh Stern A yeah, I've
been back with Howard now for about two years, for
the first time in twenty years working.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Wow, what what voices are you doing on it?
Speaker 6 (26:28):
All the old ones that I used to do, like
Kennison and Gene Simmons from Kiss, and new ones like
Tom Arnold Morgan Freeman. Uh, oh God, who's the Mike
Lindell with.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
The mypellow guy the my pillow.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
To get to get his voice, I watched a documentary
about him where in the documentary he talks about he's
sill crack cocaine for two years.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
He was a big crackhead, and he goes, I used.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
To smoke crack cocaine, you know, warehouse out and it
sounds more like Jesse Ventura to smoke crack cocaine in
the warehouse from downtown Minneapolis, and people smoke crack with me.
I was still very well well versed in the Bible,
so I'd always talk about, you know, the Battle of
Armageddon when it was going to start, you know, and
people would just leave, and I went if I was
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smoking crack cocaine and you just shut up about when
the end times are about to start. I gotta get
that hell away from you. Crack cocaine does not mix
well with paranoid stories.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
My favorite Stern story with you, though, is the one
where they had you dressed is Gene Simmons, Right, so
like and Gene comes in and you do the Gene
Simmons bit as Gene Simmons in front of Gene Simmons.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Well, it starts out where he confronts me first. I'm
doing this impression of him where it started out years ago,
doing an impression of Gene where a friend of mine
gave me some advice once and he said, if you
want to do Gene Simmons impression, it's actually really easy.
Watch Benjamin Netta. It's the same voice. Why this is
Benjamin Nett Yahoo from Kiss.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's the same.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
So I started doing this impression of him on the
show where every time we had a music guests in
the studio I would constantly interrupt the music guests as
Gene Simmons and try to sell them crappy Kiss products.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I love it, and it.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
Was crazy because the real Gene Simmons actually started getting
hate mail because of the stuff I was saying on
the air as Gene Simmons. And then all these people
that knew Kiss worked with Kiss, had anything to do
with Kiss, they all start privately.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Messaging me and saying, hey, I got a story for you.
I got a story. And the stories were horrifying, Like.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
There was a guy who worked with another band with
the Chili Peppers, and he goes, dude, well, I'm in
the studio recording an album for the Chili Peppers and
the guy who owns the studio was just talking about you.
Go that's my friend Craig, and can I put him
on the phone And I go yeah. The guy goes, dude,
I love all of your impressions. I'm a huge fan,
but I specifically love your Gene Simmons because Gene was
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the first guy to ever screw me over in this
piso and I think you might appreciate the story. Gene
came in to produce a new artist at my recording
studio and then at the last minute, Jane wanted to
switch into my largest facility for the same amount of money,
and he showed up at my studio and said, did
you get my message? I want to use Studio A,
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and I said I did. I don't know if you
got my message. I called you back, but someone's using
that studio and I asked them if they would switch,
and they said no.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Do they know that Gene Simmons from Kiss?
Speaker 6 (29:35):
You know what, if you want to ask them, you can,
but I'm not going to ask me. And he goes, Oh,
where's Studio A. He goes, it's all the way down
the hallway. It's the last door on the right. Jean
Simmons walks down the hall, opens up the door to
Studio A, looks inside and sees the rap group the
Wu Tang Clan recording, now.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Closes the door, comes back up to the front and goes, right,
where's studio being.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
In his mouth to the Wu Tang And then my
favorite was the guitar tech who worked for Kiss, and
he said, hey, man, I got a story for you.
Maybe he could use this. He goes, I was on
tour with Kiss. This is before Jean Simmons got married.
Gene Simmons on tour hooked up with Miss America while
we were It was the reigning Miss America of that year.
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Jean Simmons hooked up with her that night. The next night,
Jeane hooks up with a whore, a girl that is
such a mess that even the guy's the road crew.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Went, oh god, did you see that? Oh my god.
The next night they're in us.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
They have a day off in a town that's so
small that the band and the crew are staying in
the exact same hotel, and this guy who works for
the band says, I'm in the bar of the hotel
and I just happened to turn around as Gene Simmons
is walking through the lobby of the hotel and he's
dragging this enormous girl with him through the lobby, gets
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in the elevator, pushes the button to his floor, and
then he makes eye contact with me in the bar
and folds his arms.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
And goes, oh yeah. And then the.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
Doorstep next day, oh yeah, next day, it sounds checking
Gene Simmons, and he goes, Geep, Geane, Jude, you'll come
with that girl last night? And Jane goes, of course, Geene,
didn't you hook up with Miss America the other night?
And he goes, Steve, Steve, I'm gonna give you some
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valuable advice. Okay, you can't have filet mignon every night.
Sometimes you gotta go to McDonald's. That's the worst.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Time I heard. I guess it's better than a Salisbury steak. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
So I started doing the Gene Simmons impression and adding
more and more material to it. And then Jean Simmons
shows up and he confronts me live on the air,
and my impression of him is just selling stuff. Did
you enjoy today's broadcast of Josh Innis Live?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Guess what?
Speaker 6 (31:57):
It's already available for forty nine? Then kiss on my
mack top and I can sell I'll sell you Josh's
wardrobe day. It was just like this dumb thing of
just selling stuff. Gene comes in and says, I don't
like the impression. It's not accurate, and then pivots into
a sales pitch because because the question was asked like, well,
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but sell a lot of stuff, and he says, well,
right now, we actually have something that's never did before.
We have the new kiss casket and it's a cat.
And Howard genuinely thought he was joking. He goes, hold on,
hold on, He goes, are you doing what Craig is like,
are you?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Are you doing the bit? Are you doing and.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Jane goes, no, it's a real casket. It's five thousand dollars,
it's got a beautiful Kiss logo. And I kept interrupting
him and saying, you know what else is crazy?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Howard?
Speaker 6 (32:45):
For one million dollars, I will throw Ace freely into
the car and.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
You can spend eternity screwing with Kiss. Shut up, No,
you shut up, No, you shut up.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
Shut up.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
And people at home were like, who the hell is talking?
And this confrontation happens, and he's kind of playful about it.
And then the next morning I get a phone call
from McGhee Entertainment, which is Kiss his management company, and
they said, hey, Craig, I work for Doc McGhee, kiss
his manager, and we wanted to reach out to tell
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you that our singer Paul Stanley is your biggest fan.
And he goes no, he goes, don't tell anybody about this,
but Paul loves when anybody makes fun of Geene. And
I said, are you serious? He goes yes, In fact,
Paul's gonna call you. He wants to talk to you
and offer you a gig. And the gig was he said,
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I want you to perform on the Kiss Cruise. It
was the first ever Kiss Cruise, and I wanted to clarify,
did you so, do you want me to open for
the band?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Or do you want me to introduce the band? Like?
Speaker 6 (33:50):
What does he want me to do? And he goes, well,
let me ask you a question. How many jokes do
you have about the gene? And they said.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Literally hours? And he goes, you got the gig? Really?
Speaker 6 (34:06):
And I go out and you know what happened on
the boat, right? You know that the Kiss fans hate me?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Now?
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Oh god?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah? Okay.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
So I go on the boat and this is where
everything just takes a hard turn because now I'm genuinely
connected to the band, and I seem to have a
friendship with the band and the crew and the management
and the Kiss fans.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
They're known as the Kiss Army. They turned on me
so hard.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
I'm gonna tell you a clean version of this when
when you come out to Waterford this weekend I met
one night stands. Come out to Waterford and I'll tell
you the real, the uncensored version. Hold hold on this,
hold on to the Kiss Cruise story ahead. Hold let
me play a song here and then we're gonna do
the Kiss Cruise story, which is fantastic, and all the tickets,
by the way one night Stands you can get them.
Go to my website, getgas dot com, Get gas with
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two Wes's dot com. It's one night Stands up in
Waterford this weekend Thursday through Saturday.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
It's gonna be awesome. You gotta go see Craig. He's fantastic.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
We'll get that Kiss Cruise story coming out on wheels alright,
since Detroit's wheels, Josh had to show Josh and James
and Craig Gas. Who's gonna be a one night stands
One of the days it to one night Stands.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Thursday through Saturday.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
I got one show Thursday, one show Friday, two shows
on Saturday at One night Stands. Ticket link is up
at get gas dot com and also one night Stands
dot club and stands is like the name stand it's
not one night stand stand.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I learned that when I was google in it. He's
got one night Stands dot Club and then nothing came up.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Well now it's now you know, all right, so we're
on the Kiss Cruise. Paul Stanley loves you because you
make fun of Jean. But the Kiss Army does not
love you.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Well, the Kiss Army does not love me.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
After the moment I'm about to tell you, okay, which
is I get on the Kiss Cruise and I'm excited
because now I'm friends with Kiss and I feel like
I think I'm part of the family. And the first
day of the cruise, I meet a girl who is
the cruise director. She's super upbeat, she's super peppy, she's
the she's the Julie McCoy of the of the Kiss Cruise.
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Google that and she sees me and she's like, oh
my god, wait a minute, you're Craig. You're Craig Gas.
You're the comedian, You're the guy does all the voices
with the family guy and the Do you want to
do a funny announcement on the ship tomorrow morning? Oh god, yeah, Well,
let me ask you a question. If I make an announcement,
who's going to hear the announcement? And she goes, well,
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if you want, we can flip a switch and it'll
get piped into every cabin.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Flip that switch.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
I know exactly what I want everyone to wake up
to tomorrow morning. The next morning, three thousand of the
biggest Kiss fans in the world wake up to bing bong. Hey, everybody,
this is Paul Stanley and this is Jeaneans from Kiss
and we have a very important announcement. Do not panic,
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but we have a very important announcement about the Kiss Cruise.
At that moment, my friends on this ship said, all
the fans had just stopped in their tracks and they
were looking at them, at the speakers, the voice of
God and smiling until the next words that came out
of my mouth, which where we've just hit an iceberg.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Keep in mind, when I.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Say we just hit an iceberg, we're in the middle
of the freaking Bahamas. There's no reason for you to
think this ship's going down. The ship's going down.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
We're in the Bahamas.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
But do not panic because Kiss is going to take
care of everybody. We actually have three packages to get
you off the ship. First, we have the Platinum package
at five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
We'll put you in a life raft and you have
your own.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
Private photo and medical care from Kiss. Then we have
the Diamond Package. Isn't that right, Paul.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
That's right, the Diamond Package.
Speaker 6 (38:09):
For ten thousand dollars, we'll throw you in the ocean
with Tommy and Eric and.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Kiss. We'll float by on a raft we do a
Kristen show.
Speaker 6 (38:21):
Everything I said was stupid, but several Kiss Army members
went to the staff and said, so Kiss is.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Going to charge us to get off the boat. Now
they genuinely believe it.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Yeah, and again that is the censored version of that story.
Come out to one night stands this weekend and water
for a year center version. But I was about to
tell you that when we were at the super Bowl
every year, my radio friends would ask me to come
on and be somebody famous. And the only remotely sports
guy that I can do an impression of is Tom Arnold,
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who used to host the best stam sports show period,
and so I would come on as Tom Marlan and
I would go full blown Tom Arnold from the super
Bowl every year, and people go, hey, we're live from
the super Bowl right now, we're being joined by Tom Monold.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Tom. What's going on? Uh? Not much?
Speaker 6 (39:09):
Uh just uh man, It's it's very exciting here at
the at the super Bowl and a lot of famous
people are coming to town. I was actually a cocained
out of this meeting last night with Brett farm and
should say that but Brett's a big cocte and and
his sponsor is uh Barv Albert, and Barv's addicted to
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skirt port.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Again I should say that loud, but uh, and his
sponsor is Steven A. Smith.
Speaker 6 (39:35):
Stevens addicted to screaming at sex workers in anyways, but uh.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I'll just start.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
I'll start naming sports people and attaching them to addictions.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
And every year.
Speaker 6 (39:47):
The real Tom Marnold will get attacked by the Internet
and people going, dude, it's supposed to be anonymous, dude,
what are you doing? And Tom Marnold will fight every
single individual go, hey, buddy, did you notice that Sam
Kittison was also on the air. That guy's been dead
for thirty years, So that wasn't me. That was a
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comedian named Craig Gas. I wish he'd.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Stop, and he just he just I enjoyed the idea
of doing a random impression like Tom Arnold. It's like
Billy West doing Larry Fine, right, It's like.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Why is this funny? I don't know, but it's brilliant.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
Like but Larry Fine impression is my favorite impression that anyone.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Has ever done, any human.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
Larry Fine on the stern show Billy West doing or
doing Marge Shot or like.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
The randomness of it is very great, one hundred percent.
Speaker 8 (40:34):
I did.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
I had a big show I did a couple of
years ago in San Diego with Zach califn Akis and
I hadn't met him before, and we did live breaks
from the venue on the afternoon of the show and
he I just I go, hey, I'm Craig. I'm the
guy that's opening show. And he goes, oh okay, and
I go, hey, just so you know, while we're on
the air right now, I'm just going to be Tom
Arnold for the whole break. He goes, oh, okay, this
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is Galvinis So I do the whole I'm just on
the air as Tom Arnold, just saying weird stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
And when we get off the.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
Air, Zach took off his headphones and he goes, why
would anyone do it?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Exactly exactly. That's what makes that's right away.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
Do you know how the Tom Marnold and pressions started.
It was an actual friendship that I started with a
guy when I prank called Tom Marnold.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
I was living in Seattle.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
I just started doing stand up and I was going
to open mics This is like mid nineties and one
of the open micers had a job at a hotel
at the Hilton and Downtown Seattle, and he comes to
open mic one night and he goes, hey, you guys
know that that Planet Hollywood opening that's happening this weekend.
All the stars from that movie they're all staying at
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my hotel. And I was like, really, like who, and
he goes Sevester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Marnold, and I went,
Tom Arnold is staying at your hotel?
Speaker 2 (41:54):
And he goes because.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
Tom Marl had just killed it in nine months and
true life, It's true lies and killed it and true lies.
And so that night I go home. I look up
the phone number for the Hillton and I said, Hi,
can I Tom Marnold please, And the lady goes, okay,
just one moment. I was already working at radio, but
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I did not record this call. I just did it
for myself. Tom Marroold picks a phone and he goes hello,
and I said, Tom.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
It's Sam Kennison.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
Sam Kennison had been dead for seven years at that point,
and Tom Marl responded by going, hey, buddy, how you
been are you, Tom, I need your help. I'm down
here and Hew and I need your assistant. Well, whatever
you need, buddy, just sell what you need. And I said, well,
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first of all, what I need is some cocaine. And
I want to give you the instruction. So I want
you to listen to my instruction. So first of all,
what I need you to do, I need you to
front me the cash because I don't have any cash, okay.
And then the next thing I need you to do
is I need you to purchase the cocaine.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
And this is where it gets tricky.
Speaker 6 (43:07):
I wants you to fly back to Los Angeles and
I need you to drive to Jerry Lewis's house. I
want you to knock on the door. When Jerry opens
the door, you take the cocaine. You put it in
the small pocket of his pants, and I'll have it.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
When he gets here. In three ways.
Speaker 6 (43:28):
And then I stopped and I said, Tom, my name
is Craig Gas. I'm gonna stand him coming in and
I am a big fan of yours. And Tom went, yeah,
that that impression is so good.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
I need to call my sponsor. That's how good it is.
Speaker 6 (43:43):
I mean, we started a friendship, and he gave me
his phone number. He asked me for like a tape
of my stand up and then and he said, if
you ever need any advice or any whatever, here's how
to contact me. And I never called him, but I
started doing this impression of him that has annoyed him
to die for years.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
That's amazing.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
So that's Craig Gass. One night Stands is where you're
gonna be.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
This weekin One night Stands Thursday through Saturday, a lot
of stories about Kiss.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
I'm actually about.
Speaker 6 (44:11):
To put out a comedy special in a few weeks.
First of two comedy specials, and the first one is
me just making fun of Kiss for an hour.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
That's the whole show.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Also last night, if you read the Sebastian Box Show,
I have that some news for you. First of all,
I'm sorry about what I did and it not only
confused the audience and confused Sebastian Bach because Sabashian Black,
by the way, has the best Gene Simmons story ever
where he said, what is it?
Speaker 2 (44:40):
He said he went to Jean's house. He goes, dude,
I went.
Speaker 6 (44:43):
To that guy's house, and that guy has like a
freaking kiss museum.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
His house, which is true.
Speaker 6 (44:53):
Jean Simmons has a whole wing of his house has
dedicated to every piece of merchandise and Kiss has ever had.
I walked in there's like a bad was like one
hundred Kiss cell phone covers, and I said, dude, what
the hell is that? And Gene goes, that's our new
promotion for Kiss. Miss that's our new Kiss cell phone covers.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Can I have one of those? I wish I could,
but if you go to Kiss all that.
Speaker 6 (45:22):
So last night, I uh, Sebastian said. I told him,
I'm in Detroit. I want to come to the show,
and Sebastian goes, dude, you should do something on stage
because I already play a video of you. And I said, oh,
how but if I just do stand up? And he
goes cool, and I said, I'm just gonna go on
stage and say that I work for you, and he's
like cool, and then he didn't watch it. What I
said was I'm Sebastian Box tour manager, and Sebastian has
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some very important announcements that he wants to know. First
of all, you may have heard some rumors, and it's true.
We're recording our first ever live album right, and the
place is like so I just I said, but I
need your attention. There's a proper way to yell on
a live album. So I taught him how to yell.
And then I said, and then there's some things you
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need to know about the band.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Uh. The drummer it's his birthday and they were like what, yes.
Speaker 6 (46:12):
And when they says on the drums, please welcome Paris,
you have to yell happy birthday and they're like yeah,
and I go over here on guitar is Bruiser Brody.
And Bruiser Brody has the biggest yes that I've ever
seen in my life. And honestly his his it's got
an elbow in it can tell me.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I started describing how big.
Speaker 6 (46:35):
It was, and I said, so when when when Sebastian says,
please welcome on guitar, Bruiser Brody, it's very important that
you yell show us your.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Dude. I got the video and I'm there's no way
of editing this, but I go.
Speaker 6 (46:51):
But Sebastian, two songs into the set, goes all right, on.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
The guitar, my friend Bruiser Brody.
Speaker 6 (46:59):
And the goes show us, and she goes, what I
won the guitarist leans in because the whole band watched
the set. Sebastin didn't come down until it was time
for him to go on the band. He's like, he's
saying shows and and he goes, why.
Speaker 9 (47:15):
Does he say that?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
What?
Speaker 3 (47:20):
So?
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Oh my god, I have so many stories. Oh okay,
whole time, just gonna hang out with them. Let's hang out.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
We got more stories with Craig.
Speaker 6 (47:28):
One night stands in Waterford this weekend One night Stands
dot club and it's stand like st eight n the
name stand one night Stands dot Club or go to
get Gas dot com.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
Get Gas with two Wes's dock. We got Metallica stories
right too. He did some shows on Metallica. Yes, I'm
the first comedian ever opened from Metallica. And it actually
this is what led to the Sebastian Bock thing.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Gotcha. It's all coming up on wheels, like it or not.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
This is the Josh in his show one.
Speaker 7 (47:54):
O six point seven w l Z Detroit Wheels, all
those six point.
Speaker 5 (47:59):
Seven Detroit It's wheels Josh Ennis show. Craig Gass hanging
out with us will be a one night stands in Waterford. Also,
you were a big Seattle sports guy, you were at
that Marathon sixteen, an in playoff game with the Tigers left.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
There goes my ticket sales.
Speaker 9 (48:13):
YEP.
Speaker 6 (48:14):
I actually book all my shows around the world around
sporting events so I can get to see as many
stadiums as possible.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
You like when Michael Keaton used to film Batman around
the Pirates being in the World Series.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Is that right? Uh huh?
Speaker 5 (48:31):
So I think if Batman returns, which would have come
out in what ninety two the Pirates were in the
LCS against the Braves that year, I think it was,
And they actually had it in his contract where on
days that the Pirates were playing like he didn't work,
like he would go to the games, like he'd fly
to Pittsburgh orherever they were playing and go or watch
them wherever he was.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
WHOA.
Speaker 6 (48:52):
You know what blew my mind was years ago learning
that that really incredible team of the Pittsburgh Pirates from
nineteen seventy nine were all on cocaine. Yeah, and that
they were getting the cocaine from the mascot. I'm giving you,
I'm giving you a short version of this, but the
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mascot was made up of two different guys who were
local party animal guys in Pittsburgh. They had audition before
that seventy nine season because they were like, we need
a new mascot.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Who wants the audition?
Speaker 6 (49:22):
And these two guys were like so charismatic and so
much fun, like, ah, you guys will split it. And
they're bringing cocaine into the stadium and they're giving it
to the team.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
Were they pirates and well, like dude's dresses like a
toucan or something.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
What was the mascot? I don't remember. I'm trying to
remember the seventies Pirates mascot. I believe it's some kind
of a bird or something like.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
I want to say their mascot is like that, like
a parrot or something which would make sense.
Speaker 6 (49:45):
It's a parrot. I believe it's as a parrot. Yeah,
And they're bringing cocaine in the stadium. And then the
FEDS in the early eighties start investigating professional sports for
illicit drugs and they go right after the Pittsburgh Pirates
and every one on the team rolls over on the mascot,
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including the mascot is made up of two people. One
of the two rolled on his buddy.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
Cocine I mean with the other parents, Like just imagine
buying crank from like the Philly Fanatic or like Gritty
Grittytty gritty would definitely sell you crack like you smack
getting paid to, you know, the paying gritty for smack.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
But yeah, I mean, and also obviously the Super Bowl.
Speaker 6 (50:31):
Every year, I'll go and I'll interview the players every year,
and I'll have fun just trying to get silly content
from the guys I've interviewed by many times. The first
time I talked to Tom Brady, you know, you're surrounded
by guys who and I know you get this. You
want to get a unique thing because you're surrounded by
guys at the Super Bowl saying Tom, what are your
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thoughts on Sunday?
Speaker 2 (50:54):
It's so generic and just like what are you going
to get out of that?
Speaker 6 (50:57):
So the first time I met Tom Brady, I said, Hey,
Tom Moneys, Craig Gas, I'm a stand up comedian. You're
so handsome, Like when you look in the mirror, does
your reflection ever just wink at you? And he laughed
so hard that the clip ended up on ESPN, and
I was like, well, I mean, it was felt so
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awesome about making that kind of that hitting that mark.
And then a year later, Tom Brady's back at the
Super Bowl again, so how do we do this and how?
And so I started doing this thing with Tom where
I said, Hey, Tom, my name is Craig Gas.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
I'm a stand up comedian. This is my buddy Jason
over here. That's my buddy Aaron right over here.
Speaker 6 (51:34):
And we were discussing the four of us as a group,
and we were ranking the four of us from most handsome.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Obviously you're number one.
Speaker 6 (51:47):
Yeah, because you're Tom Brady, you're number one, But Tom,
who would you rank as number two?
Speaker 2 (51:51):
And I pointed at myself.
Speaker 6 (51:53):
And number three and number four and Tom Brady actually went, wait,
who am I ranking.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
That guy? And this guy over here?
Speaker 6 (52:02):
And Tom Brady stood up and said, all right, fan out,
and I go, I'm telling you I didn't do this consciously. Subconsciously,
I sucked in my gut and pushed my chin out to.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Brady tell me I was handsome. But yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (52:21):
But we were talking about Metallica before they before we
got into last Break. I actually got to open for
Metallica and do stand up opening for them, and uh,
it's a little bit of a story it's a it's
a it's a four or five minute story.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Let me do that.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Let me get one short song in here, and then
we'll give you the full time to tell this.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Okay, I will tease you with this.
Speaker 6 (52:42):
I got to open from Metallica as a direct result
of a prank phone call that I made to Lars Ulrich,
and he had such a good sense of humor that
it led to shocking though.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
It seems like the most self important guy on the planet.
It was shocking to me how selfless he was.
Speaker 6 (52:59):
How yeah, this sory is is very shocking, how cool
and down to earth he has been. And yeah, and
and again. I'm doing shows in Waterford this weekend. Uh
stand up comedy at one night Stands this Thursday through Saturday.
You can go to one night Stands dot club or
go to get Gas dot com Get Gas with twos
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dot com for the tickets.
Speaker 5 (53:21):
All right, so your Metallica, we're opening for Metallica. We're
gonna tell that story after led Zeppelin drop shifts, sing rod.
Speaker 9 (54:03):
See I see one of.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
So should be so green whispering, how we call im sup?
Speaker 8 (54:41):
We are you're over?
Speaker 9 (55:07):
Excuse me?
Speaker 5 (55:31):
Well though, six point seven Detroit Wheels. Josh had to
show Josh James and Craig Gas He's gonna be a
one night stands this weekend.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
That's stan like.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
The eminem song, there you Go.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
Stand all right? You opened for Metallica.
Speaker 5 (55:44):
Now, back in the day, it was a pretty common
thing right for comedians to open for rock bands. There
was like a moment in time where like stand up
comedy was like rock star status.
Speaker 6 (55:53):
U in the seventies, Steve Martin opened for the Aman Brothers.
I know that story about Steve Martin going out on
stage at the UCLA campus and they put the stage
in the middle of the arena and the crowd is
on one side of the stage and then this other
side of the arena it's it's empty, And I know
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the story about please welcome, You're open in the act
comedian Steve Martin. And Steve walked out and faced the
empty half and said, well, I expected a lot more
people to be here, but here we go.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
And he just did his whole set.
Speaker 6 (56:29):
With the crowd behind him, and he said, man, you
guys are louder than I expected. But then over time
it just it just kind of well.
Speaker 5 (56:39):
Some comedians became rock stars, like Kennison had a moment
in time where he's a rockstar. Dice was a rock star.
Eddie Murphy dudes were playing arena. Hew Dane Cook played.
When I saw Dane Cook, he was playing at the
Lakefront Arena in New Orleans.
Speaker 6 (56:52):
So now there are more comedians who can sell out
an arena now with just one name, no support act,
than there are rock bands that can do it just
totally without naming a support act.
Speaker 5 (57:05):
Well, because Chappelle can do it, Rogan can do it.
Fluffy down in Houston, Fluffy would sell out the Toyota Center.
Speaker 6 (57:11):
It was huge he did. He did Dodger Stadium two
nights in a row. Due there's so many people that
they can do a Rea Tony Hinchcliff, there's uh you know,
oh yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
So uh anyway, so not to blow everybody else.
Speaker 6 (57:24):
So but what happened was I was coming to Saint
Louis to do some shows and a guy who used
to do mid days at k Rock, where I was
on the air with Howard Stern. He got a morning
show and studio. It was Woody and wood He said,
when you get to Saint Louis, dude.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Just hang out.
Speaker 6 (57:42):
Just like you let me do when I come to
your show. He said, you can just hang out for
the whole show. And I arrived on a Friday. I
get in, I get my rental car and I start
driving to see my buddy and I find his station
and he has something crazy going on. As I'm driving in,
he had been talking crap about the new Metallica record,
Saint Anger all week long on the air. Lars Ulrich
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found out about it and called the station and Woody puts.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
Him on the air.
Speaker 6 (58:09):
And I'm driving and listening to this interview where Woody
is not playing any music, he's not playing any commercials,
and he's got no delay. Every fifth or sixth word
coming out of Lars's mouth is a doozy. And I
get to the station. He's still on the air. I
walk through, I go to the lobby, Lars is still
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on the air, and then the lady brings me to
the studio and I walk in. He's still on the air.
And I look at Woody and I go, am, I
coming on, and Woody goes, I can't, I can't get
rid of him. Just take a seat over here, and
he goes, hey, Lars, let me just no that is cool.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
That is cool. Let me just interrupt you for one second.
Speaker 6 (58:51):
For those USUS joining the broadcast, we have Lars Ulrich
on the phone from his house in San Francisco, and Lars,
you're not gonna believe this. We have a couple of
special guests that are in the studio and I was looking.
He's pointing at the microphone. I go, no, no, and
he goes. Paul Stanley and Gene are in the studio
right now and they want to say hi to you,
And Lars goes, is it really Paul Stanley, Cheez Simmons.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
Yeah, guys say hi, hey, Lars.
Speaker 6 (59:15):
This is Paul Stanley and this is Gene Simmons from Kiss.
And I'm gonna get right to the point, Lars. A
lot of people steal from Kiss. You know it, I
know it. Everybody knows this. But on the new Metallica record,
I think you've gone a little too far.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
I'll give you a perfect example.
Speaker 6 (59:35):
I want you to name one song on the New
Metallica record that you think is completely original. And Lars goes,
I think all the songs are pretty Allgia, but right,
But if you had to name one song, what would
it be? And he said, I guess if I had
to pick one song, it'll probably be and he gave
me a song title. I said, that's a great song, Lars,
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but I'm gonna be honest with you. I liked it
a lot better the first time I heard it when
it was called Beth. And he said, here, Bith in
the middle doesn't make any sense. And then he started
arguing with a fake Paul Stanley and a fake Jean Series.
And then Woody jumps in and goes, hey, Lars, guys,
let me just.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Jump in for one second, Lars.
Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Next door, we have a talk radio station next door
that has a movie critic that comes in every Friday
talk about new movie releases. And he gets real movie
stars to come in to talk about the new releases.
And he has Christopher Walking in the studio. Hey, Christopher
Walking wants to say Hi, Can we bring him on
for a second. He said, really, Christopher Walking, it is lass.
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I love Metallica because I love cocaine.
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
I love cocaine.
Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
I started talking with a fake Christopher Walking while still
arguing with a fake Paul Stanley, fake Jeene Simmons. At
some point I jumped in as Phil Ensomo from Pantera
for some reason, going Lars jerk it out, and then
and then we finally he goes, hey, Lars, you're not
gonna believe this. Uh, Sam Kinnison just walk.
Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
For the studio.
Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
I go, hey, Lars, now, this is Sam Kinison. I
don't know if you remember me, but we used to
do cocaine in the eighties.
Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
A hell.
Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
There's a long pause, and Lars goes, didn't that guy die?
Like yeah, it's really weird, and then all of a
sudden when he goes, hey, Lars, we're just messing with you.
This is our comedian friend, Craig Gas. He works on
the Howard Stern Show. Blah blah blah blah, and Lars goes, dude,
are you gonna be in Saint Louis when we get there?
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
And I said, no, I live in New York. I
will not be here.
Speaker 6 (01:01:36):
And he said, well, the next time you come to
a Metallica show, I'd love to hang out with you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
And I was like, I'd love to hang out with you.
I love you, and I thought it was over.
Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
And then I go back to New York and I'm
back at work at the show and our producer Gary
Walks up to me and says, hey, so I got
a funny story for you. Apparently one of the guys
in Metallica's trying to get to you. And I called
this guy from Electro Records and he said, I don't
know who you are, but Lars wanted me to reach
out to you. He's doing a promotional event for Saint
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Anger where he's going to take over this rock station
in Denver KBPI, and it's going to be called Late
Night with Lars, and I guess you do impressions and
he wants me to fly you in so that you
can co host the show with him, and I flew
to Denver Sight Unseen and ended up co hosting this show.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Lars and I get along so well.
Speaker 6 (01:02:30):
He gives me his lamb in it for the Metallicator,
and I go to the show next night, which is
when a very famous moment happens.
Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Josh already knows this.
Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
The reason I've been able to do voices is because
my entire family is deaf. YEP, my mom, my dad,
my sister, they're all completely deaf. So growing up in
a deaf family, I couldn't learn how to how to talk.
I had to watch TV learn how to talk yep.
And that's how I learned how to do impressions because
I mimicked all the voices I heard when I was
growing up. Lars heard that story the night before, but
he was he was partying. When I told him. I goes, yeah, man,
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He's like, your whole family? How does that happen?
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
And I'm like, I'm telling him. The next night, he goes, hey,
you want to meet Metallica? And I go, yeah, I
loved it.
Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
He walks me into a locker room in the football
stadium in Denver with the Broncos. Fil He walked into
a locker room. All three members of Metallica are all
sitting at a table with security having dinner, and Lars goes, hey, man,
this is Craig. This is the guy does all the
voices and check it out. His whole family is retarded.
I go, they're not retarded, Like two years messed my
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whole story.
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
No no, no, no, no, h.
Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
One night Stands, everybody come on this weekend. His whole
family tickets are at One night Stands. Website go to
get gas dot com. It's get Gas with two Wes's
dot com. And I was telling you a story off
the air that I thought you knew, which is the
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craziest sex story ever.
Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
I don't remember about. Look, you're gonna tell this story.
It's about you and chicks and in Philadelphia. It's it
involves the band Corn and oh the band Corn.
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
I thought it was the vegetable No Corn, and it's sex.
Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
It's if you know anything about Philadelphia, everything about this
checks the band Corn being relevant, three chicks banging a comedian, like,
everything about this is Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
It is. It is the crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
I told the story once on the air on the
Howard Stern Show, and ten minutes after I told this story,
Gary came up and said, you want to hear something funny.
You're like, you're the number two most toarch thing on
the internet right now. It's a crazy, crazy story And
I'll edit as much as I can, and when we
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come back, I will tell you the craziest sex story ever.
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Well, that's coming up.
Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
On Wheels the Josh Innis Show one six point seven.
Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
W LV Detroit's Wheels one of six point seven Detroits Wheels.
Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
I want to Rock.
Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
That band is gonna be fronted now by Sebastian Bach.
Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Yeah, dude, what the hell is box of Weed. What
a rock man? I love it.
Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Come on, dude, So Craig Gas is with us, will
be at One night Stands this weekend that is in Waterford,
and you can get all the tickets at what's the
website for one night Stands again, it.
Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Stands the name stand like like the eminem song. It's
one night Stands dot Club. Or you can go to
my website, Getgas dot com, Get Gas with two Wes's
dot com.
Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
All right, so Philadelphia, you have a three Simit is
the greatest sex story of all time.
Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
I have a lot of friends in the music business,
and whenever they have a day off in New York
when they're on tour, I'll invite friends to come out
to a comedy show. YEP, and some friends a tour
was coming through with Corn, Lincoln Park Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
I think it was called prom.
Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
And so I invited some of the guys in Corn
to come out to a comedy show. And they come
out and I make sure there's a lineup of great
comedians of the show. Everyone in Corn has such a
great time that they say, Hey, tell all your friends
that are here tonight. If anyone wants to come to
our next show, which is in Camden, New Jersey, tomorrow
night outside of Philadelphia. We'll take care of anybody who
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wants to come down and we'll hook them up.
Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
We'll give everybody backstage pass.
Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Yes. Cool.
Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
So I tell everybody, and one of my friends, Big
Jay Ookerson, says, yeah, dude, I want to do that.
So I ride with Big Jay Oakerson and his then
girlfriend who ended up marrying, and we ride in a
big SUV type car down to Camden, New Jersey, and
the band allows us to park right in the backstage
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area in the loading dock where all the buses and
trucks are at. So we get in, we get our
backstage passes, and we're watching the show. Corn comes on.
We're standing on stage with Corn while they're performing. I
watch about two or three songs I have really bad ADHD.
So I'm like, I'm gonna take a walk. I'll see me.
And I leave the backstage area and when I leave,
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I'm going out past security and there's a couple of
girls outside the security era who are like, hey, can
you get us backstage. We're trying to get backstage, and
we're trying to get one of our girlfriends back there and.
Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
And I'm like, Mike, I don't understand. You girls are hot?
Why can't you get backstage? And they go, well, you're
not so bad yourself.
Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
And thinking, thinking that these girls are joking, I said,
well we should be making out right now, and they
went let's go, and I went, are you serious?
Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
So they're not only making out with you because they
don't know you're a comedian, so they stay's making out
with you because they think, you know.
Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
Corny and they're saying they think I'm I'm cute, and
I'm like, and they want to make out me, and
I go, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
I go, so hold on.
Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
I go in the production office and I'm like, hey, man,
I got two girls out there.
Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Can I get some more passes?
Speaker 6 (01:08:04):
And they're like, hey, here's two passes and then go
back out. I grab the girls and when I come outside,
there's a third girl with him, and I go who
are you? And they go, oh, can you get her
a pass? And I go who are you? And she goes,
I'm friends with Do you know Fred works for the band?
Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
His name's Fred? And I go, I don't know. I
just follow me.
Speaker 6 (01:08:24):
I know I have an extra working pass in the car.
I put it in the glovebox, so I said, follow
me into the loading duck. Walk them out to the
suv and I say, wait here. I go up on stage.
I go to Big Jan I go, dude, can I
get the keys for your car? And he goes for what.
I go, I'll tell you in a minute. I need
the keys. He grab the keys. I go back out
to the car, open up the car, go in the
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glovebox and I get the working pass. I give it
to that third girl and I go, here you go,
this is freeze.
Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Just put this on. It'll get you anywhere you want
to go.
Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
And she goes, oh my god, thank you, and she
leans and kisses me, and then we start kissing. And
then the second girl leans in. We start kissing, and
then the other girl starts kissing me, and then we
start kissing, and I go get in the car, get
in the car, and we all jump in the suv
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and for the next however long I made love. Yeah,
things start happening.
Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
That was when Craig knew.
Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
His life would never get better than this.
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
This was the moment he had waited for. He was
finally having s e x.
Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
So we get in the car and and everything's happening.
And at one point, and this is the way it happens,
is like one girl would be in the front seat
with me, uh, while the other two were in the
back coaching.
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
The and then it was switch, and then it was switch.
Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
And then at one point I see flashes going off.
This is like Corn is already finished, and I see
flashes going off, and I look and I see it's
the front cab of Corn's road crews bus and it's
filled with road crew guys and they're all cheering me on,
and I'm like, I got I got one free hand
and I give him up. And then and then then
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there's there's there's a big finish and then and then
and then the girls in the back seat are like,
they go, is that Lincoln Park? Oh my god, Lincoln
Parks on stage? Can we go watch Lincoln Park? I
was like, you girls can do whatever. The coolest thing that's.
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Ever happened to me.
Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
Can we do that again? Like you go, You're really cool.
I want to hang out with you guys. And so
we all split up and they take off, and then
I go back up and I find Big j.
Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Big Jay is like, dude, where the hell were you
gonna go? Jay?
Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
You're not gonna believe this. You are not gonna believe this.
I just had with three girls at the same time
in your car. And Big Jay goes, yes, please tell
me you're joking right now. I go why, and he goes,
that's a brand new car, and I go, who cares
about your car? And he's pissed. He's so mad. He goes,
(01:11:16):
you know what, We're leaving right now, dude, get in
the car. We're going home right now.
Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
I go, okay.
Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
He goes right now, and I go okay, dude, and
I'm I'm genuinely confused in this moment because I'm like,
I think he's putting on his show for Carla, his girlfriend,
because I'm like, I just told you the coolest story ever,
and you're like yelling at me, and I'm like, but whatever, dude.
So we get out of the car, and that is
when this whole story becomes the greatest story of all time.
(01:11:45):
We get to the car, Big Jay opens up the
front door, Carla leans into the door, and after about
a few seconds, she starts screaming, and Big Ja goes,
what's going on? And then big and she starts talking
Big Jay. Big Jay turns around and goes, good job, Gas,
good job, and I go what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
He goes, Uh, one of your.
Speaker 6 (01:12:06):
Girls stole four hundred dollars out of Carlo's purse. A
few minutes later we realize there's jewelry missing from the car.
Oh and a few minutes after that, we hear a
cell phone ringing somewhere in the car and it's underneath
the driver's seat. One of the girls dropped her phone.
(01:12:26):
It's lit on the driver's seat. They're trying to get
the phone back. Carla picks up phone. She goes, hello, Hi, yeah, no, no, no,
I have your phone. Do you remember the car where
you were just out with our friend Craig. Yeah, we're
at the car. Yeah, well if you come backstage because
we're leaving right now, but you have to come backstage
right now. Oh hey, come back stage. Okay, all right,
we'll see him mane. She hangs up and she grabs
(01:12:47):
a police officer and she goes, excuse me, sir, we
were just robbed. There were some girls that were in
our car and they stole money, and they stole jewelry
and they're coming back because they left their phone, and
the cop goes, hold on a second, and he gets
on the radio and he goes, we got a robbery backstage.
Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
We're gonna need some some backup for a robbery.
Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
And the backstage gates open up, and over the course
of the next ten minutes, one, two, three, four cop
cars pulling two officers each. Right, so they all get out.
There's now nine officers standing in a semi circle around
Carla and she's explaining like, hey, these girls are about
to come here. They've stolen money. They were in our car.
(01:13:26):
And one of the road crew guys for Corn walks
up to me and he goes, hey, man, what's going
on over here? And I go, uh, those girls screwed me.
Apparently they stole money and there's jewelry missing from the car,
and my buddy goes, dude, if you need any help,
Like like, dude, we took pictures like I filmed it,
and I go, I definitely want to see that, but
(01:13:50):
we're not the police, yea yeah, but but we're gonna
try to figure out what's going on here.
Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
And then a van pulls into the.
Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
Backstage area and the girls get out and they start
walking to and they see all the police and they go, hey, uh,
can we get our phone back real quick?
Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
And Big Jay goes.
Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
Yeah, real quick, which one are you whores? No money
out of my girlfriend's purse. A door opens up to
the van and a guy jumps out and he goes,
you just call her a whore. That's my wife. Hike
your ass, and Big j goes, that's your wife. Hold on,
cry come here, did you not just get done? Tell
(01:14:34):
me that you just had sex with all three of
these women just out.
Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Of my car. Another door opens up to the van.
Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
A second guy jumps out and goes saying, this guy
just had sex with all of our wives.
Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Oh god, oh god.
Speaker 6 (01:14:48):
And everything freezes and I'm like, I don't know, and
then there's a little bit hard. But the police are
right here. We've got nine police officers. All this commotion
is going on, and then one of the police officers
like they interview the women. They come over to Carla
and they go, hey, Carla, here's the problem. These women
they have money, they have cash on them, but there's
(01:15:09):
you can't prove whose cash that is as far as
your jewelry, that the specific.
Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Jewelry they don't have them on them. We have to
let them go, and it's like all right, so we
have to let them go.
Speaker 6 (01:15:18):
Hey, and they say, hey, everyone get in your car,
just get out of here. Everybody gets in the van,
all the couples get in the van and they all
start to pull away. As the van pulls away, all
of Carla's jewelry is underneath the van.
Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
As it pulls away.
Speaker 6 (01:15:31):
Brian Head the guitars for Corn, is standing right there
and he goes, hey, isn't it your stuff right there?
Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
And they go, that's our stuff, that's our stuff. And
the cops get on the radio.
Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
And they go there's a blue van leaving the back
stands Aeriat blue van, Jersey license plates and they start
notifying all the security and police on the premises to
be on the lookout for the blue van. The police
helicopter for the city of.
Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Hannimate, Jersey is above the menu.
Speaker 6 (01:15:59):
They locate blue van and they give the coordinate to
the to the cops on the ground and they stop
the van and they box in the van.
Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
They pull the girls out of the van and they start.
Speaker 6 (01:16:09):
Arresting them at the entrance to the concert venue and
we go over to see the arrest, and Lincoln Park is.
Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Now coming on stage.
Speaker 6 (01:16:17):
So there's twenty thousand people coming out of the venue.
Nobody knows what's going on except for a couple of
people who are trying to tell everybody, dude, that copy
that sex with all three of those women, and they're
all going to jail.
Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
They're all going to jail.
Speaker 6 (01:16:32):
Everyone, and people are cheering me and going you're the man,
You're the man, and I'm just standing.
Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
There quietly going, this is the greatest day of my life.
I'm chair to have sex with three women. You want police.
Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
Officers, oh h and helicopters and crowds cheering and corn performing.
And then we go to the police station and Camden,
New Jersey, where everything I'm telling you is now public
record Camden, New Jersey. It's all been documented by the
police of Camberon, New Jersey. And I get uh brought
(01:17:04):
into a room where I see the three girls are
all handcuffed on a bench and I have to talk
to this officer who says, hey, I need to get
your your information, and he goes, so, uh, these girls, uh,
they they took money out of your car and I said,
not my car was was my friend? Jay's car and
they go, okay, so how did you end up in
the car? And I go I met them to the concert.
They wanted to get backstage. I had to pass in
(01:17:25):
the car, and then we started kissing outside of the car.
So then we jumped in the car and then and
then we had you know, we had we had sex.
And the cup goes okay, and he's writing the report
and he goes, and which one of these women did
you have sex with?
Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
And I said.
Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
All of them. He goes like, at the same and
I go at the same time, and he goes you.
And every time the officer looks at me over his glasses,
we both make eye contact and we both start smiling.
Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
I'm like, I know it's pretty. And there's a this
is the toughest part of the story. Uh.
Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
We walk outside and one one of the guys, one
of the husbands, says, Craig, can I talk to you
for one second? And we had a police escort taking
us outside, and the cop goes, sir, stay away, just
stay away, and he goes, I just want to know
what happened. He goes, I'm not gonna punch you. I
swear to God, I'm not gonna punch you. He goes,
just tell me the truth, because my wife, she said,
nothing happened. Just tell me the truth. I look, I
(01:18:19):
would have done the same thing. Okay, okay, just tell
me the truth. And I said, I'll tell you the truth.
And there is no way to say this on the air.
If you go to One night Stands this weekend and
yell out corn, I'll tell you the line that I said.
But I told him very specifically what I did because
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I knew which one was his wife.
Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Oh god. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:18:44):
And it's the greatest night of my life. I remember
what I said to that guy. Big Jay's jaw dropped
and he said, how do you say that to a
man's face and not get knocked out? And I'm like,
I don't know, man, dude. You know I'm a Mariner.
We've never won any This is like I'm a World
Series champion. Tonight, I'm going to Disneyland, going to Disneyland.
(01:19:07):
It was the greatest night of my life. So this
and gentleman, that is Craig Gas. He's gonna be at
One night Stands. He's had a threesome in a car
and a corn show. It's great that it's corn too.
Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
I don't know why. There's something funny about it being corn.
Speaker 6 (01:19:21):
It's not only funny because it's corn, but it's also
funny that I just tell a story about having sex
with three women and then the plug is go see
him at one night.
Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
I've never heard just say that after telling this story.
Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
It's usually I have to answer the question of like, yes,
I did get tested multiple times, that's true after that,
but yeah, one night stands up in Waterford.
Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
That is a good point, Like do you worry about like,
when you're in the midst of having this threesome with
three randos, are you thinking this could be a bad decision?
Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Absolutely?
Speaker 6 (01:19:50):
And I just and obviously in that moment there's nothing,
there's no protection.
Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
I just did it.
Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
And then I stayed away from Philadelphia for fifteen years
because I thought that was like some kind of sex cult.
I don't want to get involved. I finally come back
to Philly and I finally do his show. And the
only reason I do the show in Philly is because
it's a it's a benefit show for the Philadelphia Police,
so I knew there was gonna be hundreds of officers
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at the show, and I did it with YSP and
I told the story in Philly about what had happened.
And while I'm talking of the one of the hosts
keeps pointing at the screen and going and he goes.
Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Yeah, get it.
Speaker 6 (01:20:29):
And he goes, all right, Craig, that's an amazing story,
and is he still on the phone? Is called is
it line number four? Hey, what is your name? And
the guy goes, hey, it's me. I was the husband
that was in front of and I go, what do
you want to say to Craig. He goes, I want
to thank him for showing me what.
Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
A hohore my wife. And there was a long pause
and I said, You're welcome, sir. Like it just it
was crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
The guy came to the show, he goes, man, this
is my dad, this is my brother. And they're like, hey,
you had sex with my sister in law and I'm like,
all right, cool, and then it's like can I get
a picture?
Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
And I go yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:21:06):
He's like, you had sex with my daughter in law
and I'm like, oh, it was psychotic. I still I
still have voids Philadelphia most of the year.
Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
I can't go. I'm scared, I can't I can't perform
out there. But I'm saving Detroit.
Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
Yes, you are so goad. One night Stands is where
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Get gas dot com, get gas with two Wes's dot
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so but if you have time later this week, I'm
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wanna come back and tell.
Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
You some more stories. What am I gonna say?
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many of them are publiticians?
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there on a field trip in junior high. Did you
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saw a place where there were some shots on backs.
I also saw someone get shot in the back at
a strip club.
Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
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bringing their kids to Disney World and they're like, you
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know what I'm gonna do when the kids go to bed.
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you in the shower for an hour?
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No, Dad doesn't have to tell you anything to wash
the Magic Kingdom off of Go get your little Mickey
Mouse shaped waffles and f off Colton.
Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
I love you always, Disney. He made sense him right.
What's his name? Holden? Holden? Like, listen here, dad's holding
on to something. It's put go watch Bluey. They're gonna watch, uh,
you know, uh, the Mickey Mouse. Go watch duck Tails.
He's like, Dad, what year is this?
Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
Go watch duck Tails? I don't know what ducktails is.
Screwge and he jumps into the thing. I want to
watch Mickey roast e Racers. Also Orlando, Salt Lakes see
these tracks. Salt City makes this Salt Lake City.
Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
You got Mormons It's probably a very stodgy religious place.
You got probably a bunch of college kids who are
not allowed to you know, they're not allowed to actually
do it, so like they just watch a lot of erotica. Uh,
and they you know, pay money for people on OnlyFans Miami. Now,
Miami would be surprising to me. That's a place where
you think you'd actually just get some actual action. And Minneapolis,
(01:31:52):
I mean, these are pretty miserable places. They all kind
of tray. Minneapolis is the most miserable place I've ever
been now, and like this place can be miserable, you know,
like to you know, it might snow today.
Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Yesterday it's seventy and awesome. Today it's gonna snow. Like
that sucks.
Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
But Minneapolis. I was there for the Super Bowl one year.
It was like negative twenty degrees the entire time. Just
there was snow constantly. It was the worst. Like if
I I think the place I'd like to live the
least would be Minneapolis.
Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Well, I have a friend that lives out there, and
when me and my wife went to visit him, it
was like the worst snowstorm ever to drive back from
his house to get to the airport to come home, no,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
And the uber I took the guy. It was so snowy.
He got on the wrong side of the highway. He
went down an on ram. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
So we're like we're like planes, trains and automobiles.
Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
They're like, you're going the wrong way and he's like,
all right.
Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
Like it was.
Speaker 5 (01:32:42):
I hated Minneapolis. Orlando miserable place. It's Disney and it's
muggy and it's gross.
Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
It's muggy and gross. But I ain't you really know.
Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
Orlando saw Now, Salt Lake City sounds pretty awesome. Actually,
Atlanta's fine. Really, it's just you know, Orlando and Minneapolis.
Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
So I'm pretty terrible.
Speaker 5 (01:32:58):
So I can see why people they're watching their smut
and they got their only fans and everything. Now you know,
all right, it's the Josh Innes Show. We got more
rock coming up.
Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
If you missed any of the Josh in His Show
on demand on our free I yard Radio.
Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
Act one of six point seven Wlbels one of six
point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh and his show Saint Patty's
Day Tomorrow, We're gonna be a vintage house from women
to three Yes, and we're gonna get a lot of cornby. Boy,
the corn beef is great. Jason here, Jason from Grobbles. Dude,
this is amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Yeah, well, glad to be here. By the way, Yeah,
I'm glad you're here. There's a whole spread out there,
just like you should go out there.
Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
I'm gonna get some as soon as the show's done.
Trust we're getting prepared for the big day tomorrow. Obviously. Yes,
it's gonna be awesome. We're gonna be out there from
one to three. Do corn beef? I mean, you gotta
have it. I'm fascinated by the difference in corn beef
and pastrami, because I'll tell my wife. I'm like, I
love pastrami. She's like, well, it's just corn beef. I'm like, no,
it's different. There's a difference in cornby from straba.
Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
But I like them both.
Speaker 12 (01:34:01):
Sure, sure, it's it's it's quite a bit different. They're
both cured, you know, and people say, what what is
what is corn beef or what's where did that word
come from? It came from corns of salt that they
used to pack the beef in, and that's how they
did it. It has nothing to do with corn the vegetable.
But you know, corn beef is a is a great
(01:34:23):
really all an American tradition of both an Irish American
tradition and a Jewish Americans.
Speaker 5 (01:34:31):
It's wild how that just kind of became the thing
for Saint Patrick's Day, Like you just started eating corn, beef, cabbage,
whatever on Saint Patrick's Day. How did that, like, how
did that come about? What is the backstory of that? Yeah,
I mean it's a natural that. You know, they the
Irish immigrants, as I said, and even the Jewish tradition.
They didn't have beef in Europe. Okay, only in America
(01:34:53):
was beef plentiful, and they used the brisket cut, which
was one of the least expensive. Of course it isn't anymore. No,
it is not funny how that works. It's to the smoking,
you know, the ricks of smoked brisket. I mean, it's
really changed everything.
Speaker 12 (01:35:07):
But no, those those Irish immigrants adopted it from the
Jewish delis in New York and it was a great
meal because in Ireland it's more it's more pork and cabbage,
that's what that's what you get there. But here it's
corned beef and cabbage. It's so hardy get the potatoes.
There's the same great meal made him feel, you know,
(01:35:30):
like home.
Speaker 5 (01:35:30):
Do you have any idea how many corned beef, like
prepackaged corned beef you guys sell over the course of
like this time of year here.
Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Like it's it's I would say it's a lot.
Speaker 12 (01:35:42):
We ship been about a three three week period of
four hundred semi loads all over the country and one
of our you know, we brought some items here today.
The one pot meals were kind of it's a fun
item we do just seasonally at Walmart. That has everything
you need, the corn beef, the cabbage, carrots, and potatoes
(01:36:04):
all in a kit with the crackpot liner and a
spice pack.
Speaker 5 (01:36:08):
So you did it in I forget it, and you're
a you're a homemaking hero. My wife's going to be
super thrilled when I bring one of those home. She's like,
I got to run to the store and get I'm like, no, now,
you don't. We're set now. So Anthony, this is going
to be a fun event tomorrow. So Vinta Chouse for
those who don't know about Vinta Chause, what's going down tomorrow.
Speaker 13 (01:36:27):
Vinta Cheuse starts sixteenth year running on this event. Great event,
two to three thousand people throughout the day. It's an
open door coming and going. Four large, four live bands,
four DJs. He's superheated tent. I tested it the other
day twenty five degrees outside and it was eighty degrees
in five minutes. And the ladies love the tent, the
(01:36:48):
guys love the tents. It's the place to be. Three
different banquet rooms. We even got a VIP room with
a private band in there as well. So doing our
corn beef carryouts through the drive through. We got a
mock kitchen we set up. Oh yeah, they're lined up
to get the corn beef and then we'll have dining
in fair and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:37:06):
But what are the vibes like in the party, Like
it's Saint Patrick's Day. It's a party, like we're partnering
people staying there all day?
Speaker 13 (01:37:13):
Yeah, I mean people showing up at eight in the
morning when the doors open, and then noon with it
being on a Tuesday, people are gonna be taking a
half day off of work.
Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
Say east Side man, everybody knows Saint Patty's Day at
the Vintage House you always hear about how big the
party is there, So I'm excited for tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
Yeah, are people can expect to go. If you show
up at eight in the morning, you might stay there
all damn day and just party.
Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
Yeah, you do, you do.
Speaker 12 (01:37:34):
It's it's more, it's it's many parties in one too,
because there's different spaces within in the thing and that
makes it fun.
Speaker 13 (01:37:41):
Different bands with different genres and things like that. I mean,
the headliner's Killer from Flamingos tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
But you got, you know, a smooth, classical rock and
roll band.
Speaker 13 (01:37:49):
You got a hip hop Alexandria and transit band that
plays cover and she's a female singer and she's absolutely phenomenal.
So yeah, you got different things going on. DJ's in
between all the sets, and that's gonna be great.
Speaker 5 (01:38:00):
We're gonna be out there from one to three tomorrow
and probably later, if I'm being honest, maybe earlier and later.
I have a Babysit are all days, So all right,
now we're getting out we can rage, and I mean
obviously we get we got the booze, we got the
corn beef, we got four bands.
Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
We're ready to go.
Speaker 5 (01:38:18):
And you say that people just show up get the
corn beef.
Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
And like they'll go through a drive through and just
get the corn beef too.
Speaker 13 (01:38:22):
Oh yeah, especially you know for lunch, you know, midday
for working things like that, or they'll pick up ten
twenty sandwiches for their coworkers. Yeah, the drive through is
quick and easy. It's a mock kitchen we set up.
I got girls just minus the roller skates going up
to your car taking your order.
Speaker 5 (01:38:36):
That's awesome. It's like we're sonic. Yeah, just roll over
there with the sonic of corn beef. Yeah, dude, this
is awesome. I can't wait for this tomorrow. This is
gonna be awesome. And pitting ticket situation getting in what's
the situation?
Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
Three before noon?
Speaker 13 (01:38:48):
Ten dollars cover afternoon and you've got a VIP ticket
as well. That gets you your private band, bar, bathrooms,
a bunch of swag. Yeah, compliments at ew grobl they'll
bring on all the scarfs and hats and things like that.
And these guys are a great sponsor of ours Fontana
events as a good friend of mine. Vintie Fontana is
a promoter relationship started there. The global corn Beef we've
(01:39:12):
been using. It's been my family's recipe for ninety years,
so it's been a staple. We cooked off four thousand pounds,
just finish it off yesterday Today, four slicers are going
to be trimming all day.
Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
Wow. Yeah, how many pounds?
Speaker 5 (01:39:24):
Four thousands, four thousand just for this one thousand pounds
of cornby and we're going to go through all of it.
This is Josh going to go through that right I
came away. This is going to be exciting. That's what
The first thing I'm gonna do when I show up
is where's the sandwich?
Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
Now?
Speaker 5 (01:39:37):
This is going to be fun, man, So not the
meat loaf corn vintage Housewain. What time does everything get going?
Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
Eight am? Eight am? You show up and you just
prepare to party.
Speaker 5 (01:39:48):
But if you can't party all day, you show up
and get a little lunch, maybe come back after whatever. Exactly.
It's an open door. It's going to be awesome. Thank
you guys, Appreciate you for stopping by. Thank you for
the delicious corn beef you're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
To go get which is incredible.
Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
And the bread looks amazing to The bread makes the
corn beef sandwich too. If you get a lousy piece
of bread on a corn beef sandwich is not good.
That's some good, thick, hardy rye bread right there.
Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
That is the key.
Speaker 5 (01:40:11):
Appreciate you guys. Thank you so much. Awesome Anthony, Jason,
you guys rule. We're gonna be at Vintage House tomorrow.
Speaker 12 (01:40:20):
Drink corn beef yet, go to Walmart for growbles Kroger
has Ginsburg.
Speaker 5 (01:40:25):
The crock pots changed, the game has Like I know,
crock pots have been around forever, but like the I
tried to get into smoking meat at one point.
Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
I suck at it.
Speaker 5 (01:40:33):
But when you just throw a corn beef into the
crock pot and just set it and forget it, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
I'm explaining something that most people are like. Jason say,
you look like a hero of it.
Speaker 8 (01:40:43):
It's new to me.
Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
I'm like food making hero. So do that for your family.
I recommend it. Awesome, Thank you guys.
Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
We'll see you guys out there tomorrow at Vintage House.
All right, wrapping things up to day, Yeah, got so
good grobls beef, go little rye bread. I got the
one pot meal the globals one pot meal corn beef
that you can get at Walmart.
Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
I'm stealing while he's taking it home to my wife.
Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
She'll be excited. Oh awesome, And I found out just
got some news. So tomorrow at the event, Vintage holds
from one to three. Not only will have we will
we have Josh in his show drinking team T shirts.
We're also going to have Astronomic on weekend passes and
w l o Z coozies that giveaway.
Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
We have coozies. I guess a radio station. I guess
we'll finally we finally made it big.
Speaker 5 (01:41:37):
I can give it all to tell those people that
walk up to us and tell us to play more music.
Speaker 10 (01:41:40):
Yeah, here's a gift for you listening. AnyWho, Boy, that's good.
I'm excited about this. Patrick's Day rules. AnyWho, beer and
corn beef man with does he get any better? We
had some beer this weekend, didn't we. We had a
couple of beers over at District one forty two. You
(01:42:00):
sure did watch some bands, you know. I met a
bunch of people that remember you from David Chubb.
Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
Yeah, yep, you sure do. I don't know you're not
on any yet.
Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:42:12):
Yeah, that's the that's the fun part. Like, oh man,
I love listening to you. Oh you like the Josh
in the show, Like, what's the Josh and one guy
you're talking to? He was pretty hammered, but he looks
at me like, I'm on the Josh inn the show.
And he looks at me and goes, dude, I have
that same sweatshirt.
Speaker 14 (01:42:26):
My thanks good great minds, great minds, great wad. Yeah,
well listen to show you sure true? Anywhere you gotta go?
You have a sandwich to finish, I do go anyway.
Laura's up next. We'll see him God
Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
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