Thuggin’ It Out In the Cold

Perez Hilton has found God, JV has been placed on injured list due to a hip injury...probably from getting it in with Kate, some fans upset that RUSH is still touring under the name RUSH without Neil Pert, why a bunch of U of M students are camped outside of a bar in Ann Arbor, a song that Josh really does NOT like, someone stole the Mojo in the Morning Easter Bunny Costume, a police officer that shot himself while using the bathroom, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
W l Z Detroit one O six point seven, Detroit's
wheels an I heart radio station, guaranteed Human. All right,
welcome In six oh five. Josh had a show, Josh
and James This Morning. Hello, Jane, Well, hello, what's going on?
Business as usual?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, it's another beautiful day in the neighborhood. Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Just reading this story about how Perez Hilton you know
the gossip, Yeah, fella.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, you get the care. Uh found God? He found God?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yes, I found God. Had a big like some sort
of health crisis and scar and now he's found God.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Was he hidden behind the couch?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I don't know it was supposed to be looking for him, sir.
This guy annoys me because he's literally only famous because
he was a dicky.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
That was his whole shtick. He just celebrities on his ball.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, and now he didn't do that anymore anyway, and
now he's found God and people are mocking him for it,
which whatever, whatever makes you happy, whatever, But it's dude,
you are literally only famous because you're an a hole.
I hate when people become famous for being dicks and
then they're like, well, I'm not a dick anymore. I'm
like well then you're pointless. Like what I mean, like
if Joan Rivers stopped doing like the the the Red

(01:12):
Carpet stop or something. You know, yeah, like you're not
a talented human, no offense, paresz Hilt, and you're an
untalented person who literally got famous for gossip being about
famous people. And now you don't gossip about famous people
and now you found God, what what point do you start?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
One of the big people that started to like all
the hate on Brittany, I think the one behind I want.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
To say he was both makes sense, like at one
point he was banging on Brittany and then he became
one of the saved.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Oh so I feel so bad said about Rendy. Now
she shaved her head.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
That's my money, and now that I've made my money,
I'm like a whatever i'm buying, I'm buying. I'm perez Hilt,
Like I hate people like that, Like I understand that,
Like you don't want to be a dick forever.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
But when your.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Whole shtick is I'm like the gay dickhead, and then
you're like it's still gay, but like not the dickhead,
it's like, huh, interesting.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I remember what dude, yep. Oh weird. I guess. Okay, man,
that's weird.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
But whatever. But that's what's going on there with that dude.
So so is he like opening up his own church?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Is he just doing like.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Says I've been reading the Bible, and so much of
what is said here I had already been thinking of.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Like, hey, already I was already thinking.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
About things in the Bible. But now the Bible's confirm
my thoughts. Okay, it's just overwhelming in the best, most
beautiful way. I made a lot of mistakes in my past.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
We all have.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Nobody's perfect. I carry a deep shame with me in regret.
So basically, all the stuff you did to get rich,
you're not giving the money back. I'm annoyed by people
who do that they get famous. Literally, you're not a
talented person. You're an untalented human who's just gossiped. You're
a gossip person.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, I mean he's still been doing it back in
five According to this, he's got a lawsuit.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, likely, But a lot of it isn't like.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I mean, it used to be like this dude was
super bitchy and like, you know, and now it's just
kind of toned it down a lot. But that's why
you're famous, because you gossip about people. Anyway, He's found
God on the corner of First and Amistade. So that's good,
all right. So today we have Weezer tickets to give away. Whoo,
be on the lookout for those. And we have rock

(03:29):
and roll music to play, and we want you to
hear that rock and roll music. We will do sports
here in just a second.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Good Josh inn Is show sports a right.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
So last night the Tigers were on Sunday Night Baseball.
It was supposed to be Justin Verlander's debut, but it
wasn't because Justin Verlander's on the fifteen day injured list.
Oh that was yeah, it's he had hip inflammation. Hold
on wrong button, there we go, he.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Had both man. I was like, what he was getting sexy? Yeah,
my hip.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh he's got old man injury there, what the hell?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
He's got a hip injury. That's why he pitched him
poorly on his debut. His hip maybe oh you all
hit that ended up again.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
But he's on the fifteen day I l with hip inflammation,
which just sounds like an old.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Guy in getting our million dollars worth out of him, huh, Yeah,
I'm just started one game and stunk and it's hurt.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I boomed and hurt my hip out.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
I guess if I was putting all that time and
a banging kate up to my hip of beat.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
See, that's what it could be. So it's an old
man injury. But really it's just a boning and.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Like, ow you radio guys laughing at my hip injury,
you know why I got it?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, I'm banging up. How about that?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
The Tigers found out he was hurt because they responded
to his life lock alert, b B.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
What's this? Lay Feler's going off? So damn it? Already
call up the guy from Triple A.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
So the final last night was five to three, but
the Tigers took two out of three from the Cardinals,
who stink. So who cares but carry Carpenter homerd him
back to back games, and there you go the Red
Wings speaking to teams that stink. They're pretty Their game
yesterday was a remarkable accomplishment. So they were down four
to one going into the third period. They rallied to

(05:31):
tie the game with like five minutes to go, then
with about a two minutes or so to Coe.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
They give up the lead in the low Boy. It
was an.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Interesting day for Patrick Kane because he tied the game
and then committed a ghastly penalty. That's why everybody was
mad at Yeah, so he committed just a dreadful penalty
that put Minnesota on the power play. Because that's how
somebody actually posted that Patrick Caine ruined Easter for them.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I was like, what did take all the chocolate buddies? Ah?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
No, he has committed a terrible penalty that gave Minnesota
a late power play and they scored with about a
buck fifty seven ish to go and they won the
game five to four. So what does that mean? Well,
Philadelphia won in overtime over Boston audible one and Washington lost.
So as it stands now, Ottawa is in the second
wildcard spot. The Wings are two points behind the Senators

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with five games to go. They've lost six eight to
the last eight and they've lost four or five. And
we have the national title game tonight Michigan Wow. The
Wolverines will take on Yukon in the title game. Michigan's
a seven and a half point favorite. Yaxel is expected
to play despite the fact he injured himself in the
previous game. They didn't need him because they won by

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like thirty, but he is expected to play.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
I heard Arizona didn't even have a chance, like the
cheer for their team.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
No, it was a blowout basically from Jump Street. And
that is sports, my friends. And we will have more
rock and roll and other frivolity and Weezer tickets all
coming on.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Josh in his show one six point seven.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
W ll Z Wheels one O six point seven Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I like this headline.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Rush explains retaining band name after Neil Perts passing, So
apparently there are fans that are annoyed that they still
call themselves Rush, despite the fact Neil Perts not in
the band anymore. Well, because he's like dead by the way,
I say, he's not the band anymore. He didn't leave,
He left us. He left this earth and rest in
power King. But as explained by Geddy Lee, he says,

(07:43):
what else do you call it? Yeah, when the band ended,
we said it's only Rush with Neil and and he continued, which,
of course is true Rush as most people know it.
But you know we will be playing forty Rush songs,
so what do we call it?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Iron maiden?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Like if people are truly bitching about that, Like at
some point you just want to tell people to shut
the hell up, like like, what do you want.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Me to do?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
We're rush. I'm sorry that our drummer's dead. We're still rush.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
We're rush. Thank you?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Like we like, I don't know, people bitch about everything
man like Rush, Like would you prefer that we just
not tour? We can do that too, well, you just
not tour.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
But the way those tickets sells sales are, I don't
think people want that, correct, you know they obviously people
want to go see Rush, and it's just like so
it's probably the people that I couldn't afford tickets or
couln't get a ticket into the show.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
They're like, do not even really rush with kneel? Yeah,
that's stupid. It's rush light. It's rush zero O'Neill. You
know outa yeh rush. This is rush light. Yeah, smooth
rush and easy drinking rush.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Light for those who can more refined later rush We
have a rush light.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
You're not really rushing, like I percent less neil.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
I get so annoyed by these these groups of people
that bitch about you know who's still in a band
and who is it.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
If you don't want to go see it, don't see it.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's like I get to these arguments with Tony Trevado
all the time where he's like, well, Journey without Steve
Perry isn't Journey.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well, twenty thousand people a night on.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Their farewell tour seemed to disagree, Tony.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
He's still banging the tracks and all your stations. You're
still giving one of these tickets. They're still sitting.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
You're still mad if your stations aren't included in the
by correct So shut up.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, they're still a band. Like it's like there's just
a cover band. Fine.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's like if you want to see here are your options.
For most of these bands that have been around fifty years.
You can need to see a legitimate tribute band for them,
like hey, we're Frontiers the ultimate tribute for Journey, or
you can see most of the members of Journey, just
not Steve Perry, which, by the way, probably sounds better
than Steve Perry because I'm gonna guess that Steve Perry
cannot sing anymore, because if he could, he would have

(09:48):
rejoined the band multiple times when he's had the opportunity,
but he hasn't because he cannot sing anymore.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
And also I think the little Philip fetal Filipino man. Yeah,
he's Nil Caneda. I think he's being held captive because
I thought I saw a headline. It could be AI,
but I'm pretty sure I saw a headline that he
said he's trying to no longer sing for the band,
but the band's forcing him.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
No, that's true, is really.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, Apparently he's tried to quit multiple times, and they're like,
the hell you will, sorry, Arnell, you signed this contract
in blood. Get out there and sing. Don't stop believing,
or we will kill you.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
We have your family.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Get up here, Arnell, Arnell, this is this is Neil
showing from Journey. If you don't go out and sing,
I'll be all right without you. We will kill your family.
He's wearing like those the like the anonymous man mask.
He's like, no, I didn't mean that, Neil show. I'm
not This is not Neil shot. This is anonymous. I'm anonymous.

(10:47):
I swear I'm part of an anonymous group that has
kidnept your family. If you do not perform, don't stop
believing tonight on stage. We will then we have your children.
I don't even have children, but we have them. So
we have someone's children.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
We have we have your.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Seamen sample that we have already used to procreate into
a pre preatrie dish, and we will not inject those.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
We won't be cloning you. Get up there, or we
won't clone you. You have two options, and then we
will kill your clone. Like people a bitch about whether
or not a band, like look, I've look, I saw.
Let's see who I've seen, Warrant, Warrant. Obviously, Jady Lane's
been dead for like fifteen years. I've seen Warrant. And

(11:32):
you know, when you're hammered, it doesn't matter who's singing
the damn songs. It really doesn't. When you're out there
in your blitz and you're having a good time and
you hear Heaven or you hear the down Boys by Warrant,
you're like, I love this song and I don't care
that the lead singer died the Best Western fifteen years ago.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
You're just having a good time, you know, that's what
you're into.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Like, you just enjoy the music because someone's going to
be singing it, whether it's in a cover band or
someone calling themselves night Ranger or Warrant or whatever like it.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
With the nostalgia. It's it's a good time. That's so stupid.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
And look, hell I went saut Redge against the Machine
when they had the dude from Cyprus Hille as the
front man.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Ye know.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Oh, there are people that bitch about Lincoln Park because
Lincoln Park has the lady leads singer.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
It's not Chester. Well sorry that Chester's not.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Here anymore, and the biggest leader of that group is
the son of Chester.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Very upset, but I'm sorry. You know, people have to
go make a living too.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
The other people that didn't you know, that are still
here have to go out and make a couple of
bucks somehow. So they put a lady in there, and
now she goes out and sings good. I don't know
what to tell you, you know, like people bitch about this stuff,
like I've never been that obsessed with a musical group
that I'm like, I get angry over who's in the
group anymore. Like I can't believe that they would go
out to it and don't go see it. But you

(12:42):
know what, twenty thousand people at I go and see
Lincoln Park. So the people who are all over Reddit
or social media bitching about the lady lead singer of
Lincoln Park or bitching about the journey or whatever, there
are twenty thousand other people that are not you that
will go fill up a stadium.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Or phill up an arena to go see that band.
So shut up. So you can stay at home and
do the Josh in his experience and just watch the
old videos on YouTube. There you go, or you can
go and see the cover band that you christ by.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Somebody's got to make a couple of bucks, the guy.
Not everybody's loaded. So some people that are in Lincoln
Park kept to go out and be Lincoln Park. The
members of Warrant, who I'm gonna guess that there aren't
too many original members of Warrant anymore, but they call
themselves Warrant.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
And as long as somebody's.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Willing to go out and spend the money to go
see whatever was passing off his warrant or passing off
his firehouse or passing office rush or whatever, someone's buying
tickets for it. So like the idea that there's a
group of people that's like, I don't know why you
even call yourselves rush because you're not really rush because
Neil Perk dead Like okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Then don't go see it. But obviously it was a huge.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Announcement when they announced they were touring, and I think
when people bought the tickets, they were pretty much aware
that there was no Neil Pert. He's been dead since
twenty twenty, so they knew he went there, unless it
was like the ghost the spirit of Neil Purt has said,
I'm touring now that he's beel juice, like, hey, Neil Perk,
Neil Perk, Neil Perk, and.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
He just shows up. It's your time. That is why
I will not do two shows a ninety more'll it? Yeah,
thank you, But.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Anyway, people that bitch about that stuff, get over yourself.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Anyway, it's the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Heavin essence doesn't have to deal with this because I
think Amy Lee is still in the name anyway, I
think it so she can't leave one those six point
seven Detroit's wheels Josh Ennis show. We will have Weezer
tickets for you at eight twenty five today.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Their touring, They've got new music and their touring.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
It might as well be nineteen ninety six because no
new Weezar Weezer Tour. We'll have the tickets for you
coming up at eight twenty five.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Today.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
There are kids already camped out at bars in ann
Arbor for you so they can get a good seat
at the bar for tonight's championship game.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
They get like three wings or something.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, they're just they are literally sleeping outside.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
They're on air mattresses.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
I think ABC was out there this morning and there's
kids just laying on air mattresses and then sleeping bags
getting ready for tonight's game. They're so concerned that they
won't get a spot to.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Watch the kids.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
It's funny because usually that only happens like at a
bar if it is like a grand opening and you
get like lifetime fries or a year's worth of chicken.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Wing knows. They just want to watch.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
The game and have a good seat for the game.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Is that tough for college kids out in the nurbury.
I don't know, But we have a news story with
that we'll get too.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
We also have another news story that involves a police
officer accidentally shooting himself here locally.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
So there's a lot to do sports on the way
as well. It's the Josh Innis Show called The.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
Josh Innis Show now at eight seven seven nine eight
eight one O six seven one.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
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Speaker 7 (15:40):
Detroit Wheels, The Joshnis Show Sports all Right.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
So the Tigers were losers last night to the Saint
Louis Cardinals.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
The final score was five to three.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Erlander was supposed to pitch last night, but he suffered
a hip issue. Oh my hip with his being called
hip inflammation, all this inflammation from banging Kate up then
every night. But in reality, he probably just slept wrong
or something, and he did something old. He sneezed aggressively
and hurt his hip. I had a cough that went sideways,

(16:18):
and now I can't walk. I guess that's what happens
when you're you know, forty two forty three. However, old Verlander, he.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Coughed and he accidentally shouted himself and then threw his
hip out.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Oh he snart there before, but I get it.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
He snarted, He sneezed and farted and then it went south.
And he's taken a couple of days off. He's on
the fifteen day injured list, which he'll probably just spend
most of his time boning Kate up to but I
guess that's how he loosens the hip up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
We got fifteen days.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
Now.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
You know what that means.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
You know what that means? My hip is inflamed. We
need to heal my hip. That means you gotta climb
on top. I can't do any of the work. Yeah,
I just have to sit back and wid. I was
reading some story. I forgot where I was reading this.
It was an obvious story when you think of it, though,
that the sexual position that puts you at greatest risk
of breaking your penis is reverse cowgirl. Yeah, oh yeah,

(17:08):
but that makes sense absolutely, Like no guy's ever broken
his penis doing.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Like a you know, a doggie type of deal.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
It's someone she gets way too aggressive and then boom.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
You know what else doesn't break your peepe? What's that? Missionary?
That's true?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
So obviously our ancestors were very accurate in how they
handle things.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
You ever hear about George Washington breaking.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
His pep no no, because you saw what they did
to fix his teeth.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
You hear Aaron Burr breaking his pp no? You know why?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Because all they knew was one position They made love
to make babies, yes, or because they could because the
women couldn't say no back then, like literally you couldn't
or they'd be beheaded, they'd into the guillotine.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
What is you guilty of not fornicating on demand?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
She didn't put out, So now we have taken her
to the Iron Maiden.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Punish her. That's what she has to be there for.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
But you never heard about that Benjamin Franklin, who apparently
was a poonhound by the way, was really into French prostitutes. Okay,
that's that's a story. And this gentleman never broke his wiener,
not one time. There's that one story. You know what
you heard about. You've heard about great breakthroughs in science
and electricity and other things from these gentlemen. That she

(18:21):
had never heard of a broken peep, not once, because.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
They just did missionary position, tried and true safety first, boll.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I imagine how gross all that was?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I that hair and smell, like, I'd like to know
the guy who suggested that. They were like, hey, guys,
I have a really good idea shaved.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
They're like, oh no, what do you want me to
look like a child? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
As a matter of fact, that I do. I've been Franklin,
and I want you to look like a porcelain doll.
Well that I'm not even a woman at that point anymore. Well,
that's fine, but if you're gonna need me to, you know,
continue performing, Colonel Angus, I mean, I can't continue.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
To choke this.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
He's like, you know, when I dine at the pub,
I send in my dishback if there's hair in it.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yes, you see what I'm getting at here. You're picking
up what I'm putting down, ma'am. You get that. Mary
Todd Lincoln.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
I don't think they were around the same time, but
I get what you're saying. Benjamin Franklin also a time traveler.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
The probably like right before Lincoln got shot at the
Ford Theater, Like right before that, he and his wife
were having an argument about whether or not she should
be a better groomer. Now, I don't know if you
guys knew that. I saw that in the in the
Lincoln move Then you find out.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
John Wilkes Booth.

Speaker 8 (19:34):
He didn't mind. He's like the hairy or the better
a lady. You got a problem with it, I'll take
care of him. How it went, Yeah, you jump from
the balcony and breaks his leg.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
We've got Bush. That's exactly how it went. How do
we get there?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
I don't know how we just got to that that
I'll started with Justin Verlander's hip. Yeah, Red Wings. They
lost five to four. They were down four to one
going into the third period. Then they tied it only
to give up the lead, to give up the game
with about two minutes to go. So they didn't even
get a point out of that. Ruined so many people's
at easters. Now, way to go. Yeah, Dix Philadelphia won

(20:16):
and Autawa one, So now Ottawa is in the number
two wildcard spot. The Red Wings are two points back
of that final wildcard with five games to go. They've
lost four of their last five Michigan. In the title
game tonight against Yukon, they were a seven and a
half point favorite and Yoxel Linde barg Is expected to play,
despite the fact he suffered an injury in the semifinal game,

(20:40):
which was a blowout. They didn't even need him, Like
I could have rolled out there and probably like if
that's the kind of game that if I were on
the team, I would have gotten in. They beat them
so bad. Speaking of that title game. Yeah, exactly, that's right,
that's how it would have gone. So, speaking of the
title game, let's hear a news story here momentarily about
a group of wacos down in an r who are

(21:00):
already camped out. Some would call them wackos, some would
say they're fully committed.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
To the team.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
They are camped out right now outside the bars. We
will hear that news story next.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Now I will.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Submit her our earlier conversation about people bitching about tribute
bands or bitching about like Rush. How you know Neil
Pert's dead, so is it really Rush anymore? I feel
like if the band is named after you and you're
no longer in it, then maybe that's an issue. Like
if you know you're dead, but you're like in Dan's
Danzig can't exist without the Danzig.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Correct, Okay, now we.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Know all right, So the Michigan Wolverines take on Yukon
tonight and hopefully they will do the lord's work and win,
because collectively we all think the coach at yukon's a
douche that said they got.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
It in the riffs face.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah, yeah, he's a toolbox. But his name is Dan
Hurley and he's a heart on. He's like the true
definition of hard on. But the Michigan students, they're already
all jacked up and ready to go as they are
waiting outside of the bars. They slept overnight at the
bars to make sure they get a good seat at
the bar for tonight's National Championship game, which doesn't even

(22:10):
starting to like eight something, so they've been out there
going to by the time the game starts, they would
have been out there probably twenty four hours. But this
gal over at ABC, she got the great assignment of
having to go to ann Arbor, yay and talk about
the dufest kids that are waiting outside the bars. They're
literally sleeping outside the bars to make sure they get
a good seat.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
This is from ABC here.

Speaker 9 (22:32):
The game is a major test for the team, but
fans across the country are feeling confident.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
In fact, I was so confident that lots of students
in ed Arbor have been waiting outside in the cold
all night just to get a seat inside of some
of ann Arbor's most popular bars and restaurants to watch
the game.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
To be fair, that has nothing to do with whether
or not you're confident or not. They could be a
thirty point underdog, they'd still be waiting outside the bar
to sit there.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
It's because it's the championship game.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
They are so confident that they're sleeping outside tonight. Guys,
let's go to Karen, who's live in ann Arbor.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
We're confident in our team, but I'm confident that we'll
be able to get a spot at the bar.

Speaker 9 (23:05):
And seven is Detroit reporter Britney Tillis is joining us
live from ann Arbor, where the party is on and going.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Folks bundled up. I see the chairs and.

Speaker 9 (23:14):
Some mattresses behind you, Brittany.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
What's the vibe out there right now?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Well, cold and sleep homeless, guys, it's really giving off
the vibes of a You ever see that people sleeping
under an overpass.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
That's the kind of vibe we're getting right now, Sarah,
back to you.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
You can believe it's spirits are high outside. And my
sophomore student I talk that says they're not waiting out
the cold, they're quote thugging out the cold here.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
So we're thugging out the coals as thuggish as you
can get in.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
That is the whitest thing that anyone has ever said. Like,
we're just thugging out the cold. You know the means
means A Tyler Jones, an economics major, said, quote, We're
just thugging out the cold.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Dude, my dad will be so disappointed with all the
tuition he pays here that I'm just thugging out the cold.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
But you know what, screw my I hate you Dad?
Why why didn't cheat on mom? Dad anyway? Just because
you guys got divorced.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
My name's Cold and uh, I'm a junior here at
Michigan and I'm thugging out the cold. I'm ready. I'm
so ready for this. I'm thugging out so hard.

Speaker 6 (24:24):
They're here in high spirits. But just take a look
at the scene where a good time Charlie's on University
on Church Street.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
And I'm just Travis.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I'm waiting outside a good time Charlie's. I'm thugging out
the cold, hopeing I get a good scene at good
time Charlie's.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Screw your dad. This is why mom left you. Dad.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
We have air mattresses, a blanket, students sleeping, some students awake.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
And this is that's why Dad. I took all your
supplies you.

Speaker 8 (24:49):
Got from my dorm room and am using it to
camp out a good good time.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Charlie's, I told you that that hot plate would come
in and handy. Yeah, now I got it. I also
enjoy this like, she's like, well, you know, there's some
people sleeping summer awake. Like, boy, this chick's thinking, I'm
going to ann Arbor. I'm gonna talk about did someone
die again in ann Arbor? Did some student you know,
pass out in the cold and die? No, you get
to cover the people sleeping outside. Good time, Charlie's, congrats.

Speaker 10 (25:16):
The only line.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
Actually, it's gonna shot down the block too. You can
see just how long this line is. There's even some tense,
So some people really really came prepared.

Speaker 8 (25:24):
We haven't seen this many people line up to get
into any place since the latest Chick fil A open.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
This is something.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
This is wild, Like I choose to believe if she
goes down and starts interviewing people, she doesn't counter an
actual homeless person that she doesn't realize is homeless. She's like,
how excited her views the game tonight? Well, I'd be
more excited if I had a house.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah, He's like, I'm really excited. I'm hoping these kids
drop some opioids here. This is a big drug use
these days, the opioids.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Oh there's a good good news is there's a n
arcan box right over there. It used to be a
newspaper thing, but now it's a narcanbox. So if I
have a little too.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Much, Hey, so if I get a little bit that
fentanyl in there, and I'll be okay, But like I'll I'll.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Have like ten seconds after I'm exposed to the fentanyl.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Then and then I'll actually get like two weeks three
in the in the hospital. So it's pretty sweet. That's great.
But what do you think is gonna happen with yoxle tonight?

Speaker 7 (26:13):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
I don't know. Is the oxle? Like was the oxle?

Speaker 10 (26:19):
Isn't the only bar that has a line out?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Is that genericam can I inject that? Is that? Like
that's like generic narcan? Right? Do I get to snort
this yoxle?

Speaker 10 (26:30):
Let me sniff it like.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
A gym sock?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
So what do you guys think of yoxell? Well, the
last time I had some yoxle, I was behind the Walmart. Yeah,
I don't do yoxl unless my shaman's here.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
Cross Church Street you can see the same set of math.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Oh, I get those confused all the time, yoxel. That's
what Aaron Rodgers does.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, me and Aaron Rodgers were the two most famous
people to do yoxy.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
No, I don't worry. I already killed my ego. My
e is already dead.

Speaker 10 (27:00):
More students when doing their homework out there too, so golu. Yeah,
some classwork is.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
I just love the amazing blue.

Speaker 10 (27:12):
Is being done.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
But that's outside of the Brown Jug. These are two bars.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Students are waiting around jug. All these colors run Rainbow
Road here.

Speaker 10 (27:20):
It's like Mario Kart twenty hours.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Just speaking of what about mister Brownstone. Yeah, he's still
around because I need them see the.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
Game inside good time.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
Charlie's here actually doesn't even open until five pm. That's
how long these students are planning on waiting. The fronts
in the front of the line got here around eleven
forty pm. The Brown Jug opens at eleven am, so
there is a little less what you can hear the
go blue in the background over there. I said, these
students are excited, if you can believe it. They've been
out here for over five hours now. Oh yeah, see
there's another one, oh down.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
In the court. Yep, they're formuicating. Yeah, that's something. Those
aren't students. Those are the homeless, those the home. Let
them be, Let them be, go spray them with Spray
them with a little water.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
They'll they'll scurry, go get that squat bottle.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
These people are pumped and it has been snowing too.
So I did ask that sophomore Olivia, you know, why
wait outside in the culture.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
She's got one name, like she's friends, I asked sophomore Olivia.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
She said, she's Share.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
She's the share of these college She's the ann Arbors Share.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
She's just Olivia. We have sorority Olivia.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
For twenty hours or for a game that's not for
twenty hours.

Speaker 10 (28:33):
This is what she had to say.

Speaker 11 (28:35):
But there are a thousand students on this campus and
there's not that many places to celebrate. And we all
saw how it was at the Final four. Everyone was
flooding the streets, so we want to experience that. So
like every school gets to go to the national championship,
so getting to extits, Well.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Thanks for breaking that down.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
She's college educated, guys, that's why her dad's paying to wish.
Hey it's me Olivia. Hey, not everybody gets to go
to the final four. No, four teams do the hors.

Speaker 11 (29:02):
That's like once the lifetime opportunity that we want to have.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Sounds like they're talking to some of the Mojo Show members.
That's Beyonce. Bro. Yeah, like, not everybody gets to the
final four.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Bro, Brue I saw Olivia and not Olivia.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
We saw the final four.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Everyone's flooding the streets, Bro, And she goes bruel, I
saw that you were and Harry's Bro, how about all
those people, Bro, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
That's what happens when you throw a big part. That's neat, huh.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
And if they do, when it'll be the first time
in about forty years you of them has taken that
national championship title. Some of their parents probably weren't even
in college when the last time you have them won this.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
So my dad never went to college. He just likes
Michigan because he bought the T shirt at Walmart.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
His kids are very excited, like said, some of them
are still sleepy.

Speaker 10 (29:53):
We got a couple times.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Wake them up. Wake them up, Brittany, go do your job.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Go wake one of these kids up, because gonna wake
up he's got a boner.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
It's like four in the morning. There's two there's two tents.
One in he wakes up, he's got a p boner.
He's ready to go to Wayne.

Speaker 10 (30:11):
Sleeping bags over here.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
But we'll be out here all morning talking with these students,
seeing just how big that line gets, because it sounds
like the seats inside these two bars are hot commodities
that will not last long.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
The two seats are they fighting for two spots at
the boss. Someone's gonna die tonight. Kids, I don't know
if you knew this. There will be death tonight the
birds and couches. Nope, they will. They will fight to
the death over two seats at the bar at good time.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Charlie's.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
It's always a good time there where the brown Eye
or whatever the hell it was called. I think it's
a different spot.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
My bad. I meant the brown jug there, But guys.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
It is, she said multiple times. Olivia kept calling it
electric and in some.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Point it's like they keep referring to her as Olivia,
like she's prince.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
She's like, I'm the Soroti girl formerly known as Olivia.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
I just have a symbol now.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Yeah, it's like the woman sign, you know, the circle
and the cross underneath it, but then at the top
has a little double horn.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Some of these groups Olivia Proops are the artists formally
known as.

Speaker 6 (31:31):
Olivia, and I'm very excited just to see how they
last throughout the morning.

Speaker 10 (31:35):
Because no, you're.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Not excited, don't lie, Brittany.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
You're like, oh, I was hoping i'd get to cover
a real story, but instead I have to be I
pretend to be excited about watching some college kids sleep outside.
She's like, she goes, I'm excited to see how they
handle things this morning.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Will they wake up? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
You have to come back to find out, everybody. Will
the kids of Van Arbor actually rise this morning?

Speaker 10 (32:00):
Name I just took my gloves off.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
I am not quite thugging out the cold as well
as some of these students are. But I can't wait
to hear how they're getting through for now, live in it.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
I can't wait to hear how they're getting well. You know,
I have a coat on and I'm making it. You know,
I'm not fucking enough. Wake up, wake up, wake up.
It's the first of the month.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Cashows checks in this poor woman. She's like, I got
to Detroit. I've made it, mom, you know I used to.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
I went went to all those crappy jobs and Grand
Rapids and Carbondale, over the.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
State fairs in Iowa.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
All those years I was working in the Tri States
area up there, and I was working up around Des Moines.
And now I made it to the big time. What's
my first big assignment? Well, you're gonna go stand outside
Good Time Charlie's and ann Arbor and talk to some
rich white kids about how there they have no other
concerns in life but to sleep outside and wait for
the basketball game to start because they're trying to get

(32:59):
a good eat at the bar. You're good, this is
what's gonna win her that local emming. Yeah, I think
she's gonna.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Finally get it.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Anyway, So that's what's going on in ann Arbor. You
talk about white people problems sitting outside waiting to get
into the bar.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Called outside of this bar.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Let's talk to Olivia Olivia, who's outside. She's got her
dad's credit card apparently, Is that right, Olivia? Yeah, I
told my dad that I was gonna bang a black guy.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Give me his credit card, owe me.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Hold, I got I got the black card ear and
now I have a Tesla.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
So that's.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
He's the Josh in his show on one OO six
point seven double ll.

Speaker 8 (33:40):
Z, Detroit's wheels By, It's Detroit's wheels Josh in a show.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Can I tell you I hate that song? You do?
I hate it? I hate it, I dt it, I
hate it. Did you hate it before you came to
Detroit and started hanging on the bars here?

Speaker 3 (33:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Well, yes, absolutely? Because I mean, is I'm just here
that people sing that at bars. That's like a top
five drunk bar song. Okay, it's the same reason I hate,
like I love Neil Diamond, Okay, I hate Sweet Carolina.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
To hate those kind of songs that.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
People that basically that white people have co opted and
turned into their bar anthems. You know, but don't stop
believing just sucks, like like that. We have a very
good radio station here, right, you know, yeah, just ask
the people that hang around trying to win prizes all day.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
They love it.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Okay, it's a very good radio station. That song makes
no sense on this radio station out of it, like
because we're relatively heavy radio station, relatively right, I mean
we're I mean, like, well, you know, we play you
know Stone Temple, Pilots and gn R and and you
know Danzing, But then right in the middle of it
is this awful Don't Stop Believing. I'm like, why, why

(34:48):
it's gotta go away? I hate this song. And look
that's not to knock anybody. Look it sucks. Like Journey's
got some bangers.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
You know, a little Separate Ways Dune Dun Dune barrel bo.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
That's exactly how Separate Ways sounds sounded perfect playing it
right off the CD.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
There's a lot of great Journey tunes. Don't Stop Believing
is one of those. Like it's like Bohemian Rhapsody. Bohemian
Rhapsody is a wonderful song. I've heard it one billion times.
To be fair, I hate I just don't like Queen.
But that's just me. Like I know a lot of
people dig Queen. I just don't like Queen for whatever reason.
It's like, if someone like put a gun to my
head and said, hey, we're going to see the Queen

(35:33):
Show with Adam Lambert, I'd go, and I'd probably be
drunk enough to enjoy it. But Queen is not a
band I seek out. Like never am I sitting around
drinking beer on a Sunday and I go, you know.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Who I really want to hear today? Queen?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
I just don't do that. And there are bands like
that that that I just don't like. But they have
a billion songs everybody knows and that is one of them. Right, Like,
I just don't like Queen. But I really get tired
of Bohemian Rhapsody because Bohemian Raptody's played a million times.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Another song? I hate another one, bite the Dust. Oh really?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
So I voice track a lot of these radio stations
across the country because I am important.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yeah I'm not. I'm just willing to do it because
I'm cheap.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
But anyway, so I voice tracked these radio stations so
you might hear me in Salt Lake City or Seattle
or Tulsa or New Hampshire or wherever. And like, every
one of these stations plays freaking another one bites the Dust,
and I'm like, God, I hate this song.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Same with under Pressure. I hate under Pressure.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
And maybe it's just because I hear these songs all
the time. They're not bad songs. I'm just sick of them.
It's probably what it is you probably you hear so much.
So what ends up happening is I'll end up being
on these stations that play songs I never hear because
they're like currents.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
And I'm like, I like that song.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
And I think I like it out of spite because
they're probably.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Not great songs.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Like I've heard enough falling in Reverse, where I'm like,
falling in Reverse rules like it probably doesn't, but I'm
just so sick of hearing Queen that I'm like, falling.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
In Reverse goes hard. Bro. I love Turnstile. Bro. Oh
that's a good one too. Yeah. So I love every
new Poppa wrote song ever.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, popa Roach by the way.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Fun fact, if you care about rock charts, which I
don't think anybody does, but I'll mention it anyway because
I have to pay this off. Papa Roach has had
six consecutive number one songs on the rock charts for them.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I mean, look, got it.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
All Papa Roach has to do is put out a
song and it'll be number one on the rock chart,
because I mean, it's all I gotta do. But they're
good tunes. It's pretty good, solid tunes. All that said,
this all started because I really hate don't stop believing.
I don't hate Journey like they're on their farewell tour
quote unquote, which I don't believe any of these bands
really go away.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
They'll be working. Yeah, they'll be back in five minutes,
you know. Whenever the money drives up, they're like, well
we're back again, guys, it's our reunion tour.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
They're probably just holding out for one last tour with
with uh, what's his name, Steve Perry.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
But all that said, I really hate don't Stop Believing.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Tell me a song by a great band, a band
that you like most of their songs, but you just
hate that song. I know we do this a lot,
but now it's on my mind because I really hate
don't stuff my Chemical Romance A black Parade. Well, that's
an easy one because that's like the ones like if
you don't know Mike Kim, you know that song.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
It's like panic at the disco.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
They probably have a billion songs, but everybody knows I
write sins, not tragedies, because it's the most overplayed song
by the band.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Uh. For me, Journey, Journey's got so many bangers.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
You I'll be all right without you as a banger,
or be good to yourself as a banger or Separate
Ways or Faithfully or Wheel in the Sky, all these songs.
I just hate despise even don't stop believing.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
I just hate that song and ask Casey to put
that in every morning for you. Oh, you don't have
to ask. It's there. It's just it's there. It's like
I'm being tortured.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
It's like, look, look, listen, if you keep playing, don't
stop believing, Casey.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
I'm gonna tell Mojo you stole his bunny costume. No,
don't tell him that.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
By the way, that's another thing. Well, I'll share that
story with you, Kevin. Well, we'll share the Mojo email
about his mexiquebody Buddy goes. They said, somebody stole the
Mojo Show's Easter Buddy costume.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Well you didn't know.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
There's fifty k and cash in that costume. That's probably
super pissed. There's like a bag of Bolivian cocaine in there, and.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
He's like, I gotta get it back. It's worth fifty grand.
Half the Mans to.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Detroit's Wheels Josh Inness Show. Apparently, Savannah Guthrie is now
back on The Today Show, which has to be awkward, right,
Like it has to be just like, I don't know
how you ever recover from Hey, my mom, we don't
know that she's dead. We assume, but we don't know
that she's dead. So you still don't know where your
mom is. But it's like, well, I guess it's time
for me to go back to work.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Like, hey, guys, uh, you're like, hey, soul jamm Ma
goes the world famous deviled eggs for EEU.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
She probably did she She didn't, did she? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Today on the Today's Show, Let's check in with Savannah. Savannah, Savannah,
how about that crazy basketball game last night?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, I think my mom's probably dead. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
I was trying to watch the game, but I just
couldn't help thinking about what my mom could be doing. Yeah,
she would she would love this, but you know Arizona,
that's that's her college team. She really would have been
rooting against them in the you know, the final four,
but she would have been heartbroken, you know, seeing how
bad they performed.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
But anyway, she's probably not alive anyway, so you know
she didn't see it. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Celebrity chef Bobby Flay is going to join us later,
but let's check in now with Let's check in with
Al Roker to find out what the weather's like in
your neck of the woods.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Ol.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Well, thank you, Savannah.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Savannah, I'm outside right now interviewing some randoms.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Don't worry if who are Scott here? Soon to talk
about your old grandmas with some smuckers? Hey, guess what?

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Uh, Sally oh Hula Han is one hundred years young today?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Look at that?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Wow, my mother would have been ninety years young today,
but we can't find her.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Thanks, Let's about your ma, Let's about your mind.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Let's talk more about That's a lot Willard, wait, way
to kill it, Willard also wonderful Scott reference you might
be dead.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
I don't think he's around her. No, I think he's
listen to on the Hogan Family too. Didn't he play
like Willard Scott?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Really?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Willard Scott was on the Hogan family by the way,
a Hogan family pool.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
I feel like he was Missus Poole's husband, but I
could be mistaken.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
A Hogan family pool and references to the Hogan family
with names and everything.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
What a pull by you, impressive Hogan family.

Speaker 12 (41:41):
Jason life is such a sweet insanity to Morgan Lesson
in the every family, that's a deep cut.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Not a lot of people know the Hogan Family Old
school Jason Bates, well done.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Wheeler Scott made reoccurring guest appearances as Peter Poole, the
friendly neighbor and husband and Missus Poole.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Wow, I'm a sitcom the Hogan Family. Wow, that was
a lot of Oh yeah, because the Missus Poole was Edie.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Mcclurd, the Grace from from Yeah, she was the Secretary
white Out.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
See.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
I knew her as Missus Poole before I realized she
had a role in Faris Jeweler's Day Off.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
What a pull.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
That's impressive. That was nice, well done a Hogan Family reference.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Hey, David Chuck, where's your Hogan Family reference today? Bring
it on. They didn't have that. They didn't watch that
in canon. You're not skilled enough. They watched the.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Other guy that not Tom Green and some other like
Billy Talk. Sex was Sue No, let me Red Skillet
maybe something Red Skelton, Red Skelton maybe.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Maybe so Anyway, I have no idea what we're talking
about right now, But now I'm gonna go watch old
TV show theme songs here Hogan Family very underrated TV
show theme song? If you have a TV show theme
song you'd like to hear. Please, you can text text
the word Josh and your message to five pet eighty one.
Taxi is a good instrumental theme song that is like

(43:19):
my calming music. Perfect Strangers is actually my my song.
That's a good one song, my favorite TV show theme
song of all time.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Perfect Strangers. Ron some pinchot and it rules harmonica. Okay,
that's a banger right there.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Sometimes the rule is perfect.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Nothing to rearrange, it's suppressed. It as enormous.

Speaker 13 (43:46):
I know, like get a feeling like you need some
kind of change no matter what the odds are this time, nothing's.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Gonna stand in my way. Display it Heart and long
lost friend. It's every dock street a light at the end,
standing on the wings of my dreams.

Speaker 13 (44:14):
Who lies and fall.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
On the wings of my dreams? To rain and thunder
the wind days? I'm bound for better days.

Speaker 13 (44:27):
It's my life, it's my dream and nothing's going to
stop me now, Harmonica.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
That's what rock bands do. They like to point out
what instruments about to play. I'm like def Leppard. Now
give jaw Jones anyway. Thank you TV show theme songs. Wow,
you never know where this radio program is gonna go.
I do know that it's gonna go to sports. We're
gonna do that in a few minutes. And we have
a local police officer who shot himself on accident, but

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how we will unearth it?

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Next This is the Josh Innis Show on one six
point seven double LLZ, Detroit t Wheels Good Josh Innis Show.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, So.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
We have got a national championship game tonight. It's the
Michigan Wolverines against the Connecticut Huskies. What the Connecticut Husbands?
All the kids are still light up. I don't know
if they've done an update on you know, whether or
not the kids have woken up yet?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Are to check it out them? They gotta let's go.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Back to Brittany, who's standing by with a bunch of
sleeping college kids outside the brown.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Jog Apple watchers wake them up yet? It's a good question.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
But uh, the Michigan's a seven and a half point
favorite tonight. Yoxel Lindenberg is probably gonna play, although it
won't be one hundred percent, but he expects to play.
The Tigers last night could not complete the sweep of
the Saint Louis Cardinals they took two of three, though
Carry Carpenter homered in back to back games, and Justin
Verlander's old ass is on the injured list with a

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hip issue.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Oh my hip, help, I've fallen. What's that? I think
Ertlander's lefe alert has gone off? Damn it.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
We only got one start out of him and it sucked.
Get Aj on the phone. He needs to talk to Burlanders.
Getting Erlander on the phone. Now he's hurt.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
What happened to him? Well, he injured his hip. Oh,
he's being a kate up to meet high and man
threw his hip out. That's usually what happens. It happens
when she gives him the dog. You know, man, what's
he supposed to do? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
He's got considering that he's probably considerably older than her.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
I say considerably. How old do you think Kate up
to this? Probably be thirties, thirties. Yeah, so it's not
a huge age difference. But I think he's even newer
than me though he's like forty.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
No, he's not forty. He's had me like forty two,
forty three, right, I would think me life alert security
centers fall him down the stairs is that, Justin, I
need him. The ambulances on this really hurts. Notifying your
doctor and your next door.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Neighbor, Missus Stevens, and don't worry, I'll stay right here
with you until help arrives.

Speaker 14 (47:13):
All senior citizens should have life alert.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Ah, Justin, you old bastard. You get well soon, pal,
someone gets some being gay and rub it on his hip.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Berlander's forty three.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
My friend age as meaning, and then kate Epton, I'm
gonna guess it's like thirty five or something like that.
Let's see, Kate Epton is thirty three, so he's got
a tenure in years. I mean, Lord, mean, good for him.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Proud of that guy.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
I love him, and thank you for all that fappening
content too.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
I guess we appreciate you, Justin, you're the man. I
think I appreciate eight more. But I'm impressed by what
he left behind.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
So the picture posted by I think Bianca and Lydia
from the Mojo Show because they were on the field,
yes show, and I think Verlander walked away.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
A couple of times. Thro it's Justin Verlander. Bro. Where's
Kato to start?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Tough start bro, Bru.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
How's your hip bro, Bro, Bro, your hip is in
bad shape for real, for real Bro, no cap no
cap bro your hips.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
You're having a hard time with your hip bro. All right.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Anyways, So, also, the Red Wings continue to suck and
they are currently not in a playoff spot, as they
were down four to one, tied it in the third period,
only to lose it with two minutes to go yesterday
against the Minnesota Wild and that friends is sports and well,
because God hates me, here's Bohemian rap favorite.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Yep, here it is. I think.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Or maybe God loves you and he's gonna make thee
How happens?

Speaker 1 (49:01):
I wulc a preset radioheart.

Speaker 15 (49:09):
We're playing drops over the song John by Fault did froze.
I'm sorry, listeners well know that they're listening to this
channel when you're playing it over.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
The queen song. I'm sorry, I'm very sorry.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
I did not have a penis. I shouldn't have to
prove I don't have a penis. Having a penis bigger
than the rest of the guys that I've worked with.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Sorry, now, this, honest to God, was not on purpose.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
And the buttons froze.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
I don't know what to tell you, but I'm gonna
have to hear about this walk.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
You can't play Penis Drops over Bohemian Rhapsody anyway. Well,
there's five more minutes of it.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
So enjoying all of those things points haveing Detroit's Wheels
and this queen. So over the weekend, there was an
email that was sent out to the entire the entire
crew of people here at the radios station on Friday,
and the whole company, not just you know, Wheels, because
this came from Mojo. And if Mojo sends an email
to everyone, that's serious business. Okay, He's not one to

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be trifled with. So this had to be a very
serious thing.

Speaker 10 (50:13):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
The subject is missing bunny.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Oh god.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
The past week our show had to cancel our annual
bit we do every Easter because someone touched something that
didn't belong to that.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Oh really, Mojo's Bunny.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Our yearly bit that has Zach dressed up as the
Easter Bunny had to be postponed because all our costumes
were missing, all of them.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Please do not touch what doesn't belong to you.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
So are we to believe that somebody stole Mojo's Bunny costumes?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Sounds like all the costumes are gone.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
I didn't know that he had like a whole costume,
like like mister dress of wardrobe somewhere in the corner.
Like I feel like you could just go to you know,
party sitting and in another bunny costume. But I like
the intimation that someone stole us, like somebody was into
like Reling the Fairy his activities like stealing Mojo's bunny costume.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Who was it? Hey, who's responsible?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
And then I thought about replying all with a picture
of the of the rolfe and the Bundy, so like, hey, Mojo,
I have your I have your costume.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Mojo, I have your bunny costume. Yes? Do you want
it back? No? No, pretty deitive buddy for you.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Mojo is Mojo Mojo, I have your bunny costrom and
all of your costumes.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yes, I have you.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I have your leper con interesting, I have your turkey costume.
I have your leper cown costume. I've taken them all, Mojo,
do you want them back?

Speaker 2 (51:37):
I'll be found. That's very weird. S n M. Gim
costume you assume is yours too? No way to James
is and that's not a costume. That's just what he
wears weak nights, give me my Wednesday night.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
You got tire back, please, and then gets in She's like, pro, Mojo,
they stole your costume.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Bro, no cop.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
But seriously, like in all all staff, message goes out
about a missing Easter Bunny.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Guys, the thing is, may we look for the costume?
Like maybe not the day of the bit.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Yeah, well not only that though, that's fine, but like
the idea that like there's an intimation that it's been stolen,
like somebody touched something that doesn't belong to them, like
someone crept into the Claus and they're like, oh, bunny costume.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
I'll be taking this now. I'm gonna wear this costume
on Sunday. Actually that's how Justin Verlander blew out his hair.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
He was worrying the Easter Bundy for he was wearing
Mojo's Bundy costume.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
He's like, hey, Kate, I got this great idea. We're
finally gonna live out my Easter Bunny fantasy. You're gonna
be Alice from Wonderland.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
I'm gonna be the bunny. You gotta find the eggs.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
She's like, but where are you gonna get a bunny costume?

Speaker 3 (52:44):
On short note, don't worry, my good buddy Mojo from
the Mojo in the Morning Shoe, I'm gonna borrow it
from him.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Don't tell, don't tell.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
But she's like, you know what happens when we get excited.
They've seen the photos and then what happened. Here's what
I think happened. So then the costume a bit crusty. Yeah,
and then he took it to get it dry cleaned,
and then someone there stole it and now it's gone missing,
and they're like.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
We have Verlander Seed put this costume on eBay right now.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
We've got so everybody checking by to make sure that
Mojo's Easter Bunny costume isn't on eBay with Justin Verlander's Seed.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
But so, if if you've seen the Easter Bunny costume,
please you know, let us know. We we got to
post it on our Facebook page. We're gonna help Mojo
attract this costume down.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Maybe maybe one of those kids is wearing it down
there at ann Arbor. Well yeah, maybe they're waiting to
get into the Brown jug. If there's someone in a Bundy,
if you see anyone in a Buddy costume, a cost
them because it's probably Mojo's bunny cost Tell them.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Give Mojo back his costume, give me back my buddy.
Even Mel Gibson's involved.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Bye, Mojo's very upset about that. Might be why he's
out at work today. They couldn't get out of distraught
that they couldn't do their annual Easter bunny bit. How
Zach feels about this, I mean, Zach's like, this is
my chance to shine and your sons of bitches took
my costume.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
I can only do stuff that makes me look silly.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
You know, you can't even me silly and beyond because
like Bro, I still think you look silly. Bro, No cap,
no cap, Bro, you look so silly. Role anyway, rest
in power. Mojo's what gets found first? Mojo's bunny costume?

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Or's mom?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
What's more?

Speaker 6 (54:34):
Like?

Speaker 2 (54:34):
What are we gonna find Jiff first? We may? I
don't know, did the jod What if her mom was
wearing the costume?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
What?

Speaker 2 (54:43):
What a Savannah gut Thrie's mom stole the costumes? They
got the Arizona connection, they do Hometown. You're not wrong,
I know I think we've solved it.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Savannah Guthrie's mom is in the Easter Bunny Savannah gut
Thrie's mom and you find the bunny.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Cos to find that bunny.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Now, get that sheriff to follow up on some of
those leads.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Somebody get me the bunny costume. He was so close.
So I'm just I bet I said a prayer for
Mojo last night that he found his bunny costume. So
it'd be nice if that happened. You know, miracles do happen.
We'll find out if Mojo finds his bunny costume, we'll see, we'll.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Updated breaking news.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
But I feel like it's going to be a rest
in power to that costume because someone's got sticky fingers
and they said, I'm stealing this.

Speaker 8 (55:29):
So oh we have is the Santa costume, the Turkey costume,
the lubri Con costume, every every costume you can name, except.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
The Easter Bunny costume. Now what are we supposed to do?
That was a special Easter Bunny costume that I bought
on Etsy.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
So one of a kind.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
It's the one that you would wear to the Furry
con with the trap door.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
In the back for for fun times. And now what
do I do?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
The annual Easter pegging Easter is the pegging holiday. That's
what they say. I've read that on Reddit. All right, anyway,
he's in a show like it or not.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
This is the Josh in his show one of six.

Speaker 10 (56:06):
Point seven WLLZ Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Well six point seven Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
So I did mention that there was a cop who
apparently shot himself. Oh yeah, not you know, like in
a sad way, but more like a Keystone cops like, oh,
that's a wacky sitcom way to do it. Okay, So, yeah,
this cop is from Detroit and he shot himself on accident.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Let's hear the news story.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Well, but a.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Detroit police officer who accidentally shot himself while on duty.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Let's get live the Fox's Camilla Mary. She's live in
downtown Detroit. With the details on that command.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
She's probably excited that she doesn't have to be on
kids sleeping outside of the bar in ann Arbor duty.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
She's like, well, hell, this is the horse of a
different I've got a real story.

Speaker 14 (56:51):
Yeah, Rube, this is a bizarre one. Please tell us
this actually happened here at the City County building when
the officer was in the restroom. Now, we don't have
a lot of information, but we do know it happened
this morning. We know that the officer is going to
be okay. Somehow that weapon discharged when he was in
the restroom.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
He's still discharged in the restaurant. Huh.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
So do we assume he was making a poopy or
was he making a peepee? I feel like, if your
gun's going off, I think you're pooping, man. I mean,
but I'm trying to think of the math here or
just like the physics of it all. So I don't
know where on the leg he got shot, but like
what so if you pull I guess I feel like

(57:34):
he's he's probably playing with his gun. You know, he
needs something to do to take his mind off of
the fact that he's his phone. You know, he's, damn it, now,
what is this the nineteen nineties. So he's like he's
practicing loading and unloading and doing crazy things like mel
Gibson does and leave the weapon.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
You know, he's actually got himself in a straight jacket
and he's trying to separate his shoulder to get out
of it, you know, things like Rigs would do.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Yeah, he's doing all that stuff, you know, because he's
going to go on tour and he's going to show
how he can escape from streat jacket and load a
gun and poop at the same time.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
And then boom, he shot himself.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
And how could it be a situation though, like where
his foot like accidentally or maybe he was in the
process of pulling his pants down and his pants dropped
faster than he expected, and then that boom that sets
off the gun. The gun shoots him right in the leg.
Oh man, And it really could have been worse. He
could have gutten shot like I picture. More like he's
in the bathroom, like looking in the mirror. He's like,
go ahead, make my day.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
That he pulls the gun out like real quickly, cowboy.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Style, and it slipped, yeah, and it fired and ricocheted
and hit him in the leg.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Well, either way it didn't work out.

Speaker 14 (58:33):
Well, a bullet did go into his body, a weird
told his lower tor so he was taken to an
area hospital.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
I thought it was in his leg. No, he got
shot in the torso. So so now that changes things
a little bit. Uh interesting, Look, maybe you're right, maybe
something that he was just getting wacky with the gun.
He was having a moment where he's like, go ahead
the Mega MA day, like that type of deal.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Or he's just really trying to get ahold of that
turt and he's.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Like, you don't come out of there. I would to
get you out. Oh God, I'm shot myself. Maybe the
toilet got clawed. Oh and he used the gun to
unlock the toilet. He's like, what are you shooting?

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Man? Diplomatic immunity. Wow, it's just been revolt at all.

Speaker 14 (59:14):
And we are told he's going to be okay, but
he's going to be placed on administrative duty.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Oh, I see what you did there. Said duty.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
It's a double meaning that's in like duty is in
like HiT's his duty, and in another he made duty.

Speaker 14 (59:29):
Yes, a while this investigation is going on. It is
common to have an investigation to make sure that he
was following all the proper protocols.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
But I bet he wasn't. I think you're right. I
think he was getting wacky in there. I think the
two options are he was doing a show in the mirror,
or he was trying to unclog the toilet by shooting.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
He's probably trying to get ready for courts. He's trying
to look intimidating to the whoever the suspect is and
the judge.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
But oh wow, this commons, what's up? So you know
he's trying to get into character. Wow, my lord Dorso
talking to me. You're talking to me. You talking to.

Speaker 14 (01:00:00):
Exactly how this gun went off. Police are still working
to determine that. We are happy to report that he
is going to be okay. Still, you have to imagine
you've got all your gear on, right, and then you've
got to somehow when you're in the restroom and do
you take the gear off?

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Don't editorialize and you make it sound like he's like
some four year old kid that goes into the bathroom
and strips naked.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Is he in like riot gear or does he just
have like the regular like the belt, you know, with
the mace and then the gun holster. I just think
you would put the cancer here's the bathroom. Yeah, you
just pull your pants. They're not wearing Mojo's Buddy costumes.
You don't have to strip down.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
It's like, who is he like my son? He's got
to get naked to take a dump? You know? Yeah?
I don't think that does He called for his dae
had to come wipe when he's done due. Sorry, I
don't know, Exasarge, I'm done. I'm done, Serge. Yeah, wipe
my boy.

Speaker 14 (01:00:51):
Exactly again how this happened. But again, thankfully we can
report that he is going to be okay. Reporting a
live downtown Camille and Mary Fox too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
This woman's like, damn it, I too, got to Detroit
thinking this was gonna be my big moment. I've made it,
and now she's having to do the story of the
guy who shot himself while pooping. Probably he made the
duty joke. Yeah, I mean there was a double meaning there.
That was what you would call a pun. I think
there was a pun involved.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Very funny. There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
All right, So we'll get an update on that guy.
At some point. We'll find out how he shot him,
how he shot himself. Yeah, but anyway, there you go.
All right, it's the Josh Ennis Show. Hey, did you
guys hear that Jack White was at the Tigers game
last night?

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Yeah, breaking news from w l Z.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Whoa, we had it last night before Anyone exclusive, the
first with breaking Jack White news.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
His parting event.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
It's seven Nation Army. That is the White Stripes. I'm
sure he feels guilty about that so Jack White was
at the Tigers game yesterday. There was a picture of

(01:01:59):
it on the w l Z facebook page, and so
that's how we confirmed it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
That's how I found out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
And it's celebrities in the wild Jack White, Jack Black
or Jack White, Jack Black.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
But Jack Jack Black and Jack White, we're both an
SML two no.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
The The thing about Jack White though, is like he's
like starting to look like Lydia in Beetlejuice, like every
picture waiting to hear him start like levitating and sing deo.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Like about it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
That okay, I believe you, Like you're just waiting to
see that, Like he kind of freaks me out a
little bit, Like he's very like like goth girlish.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Yeah, very very much though.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
And in the picture too, is like he's got like
a nice sweet looks like they have like nachos.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Well, I don't know if you know Jack White has money.
Oh yeah, James, I don't want to, you know, spoil
the illusion, but he has money, so I can imagine
it's okay, Like he can sit in a suite.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
He's maybe those are him hot dog hot dog buns
and he has a roller grill with hot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Dogs on it. Right below how do you get dance?
Sweet Look hot dog buns? And then below he got
the roller grill.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
I mean, look at him like he's just this random
picture that was I'm guessing that that Laura or somebody
took this picture last night.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
But like I'm looking at this and it's like, you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
You know what he looks like in that picture is
he looks like Michael Sarah playing like Lydia and Beatle Juice.
It's like it's it's like it's like Michael Sarah's in
in like costume.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
He's like incognito.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
He is that face and he's got that Michael's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
An awkward I'm an awkwarden He's like Wednesday Adams. He
just weird looking. I'm just trying to enjoy some baseball
and some weiers.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Like gradually he's just gotten weird. And it's because his
hair is weird, because it's long hair, but it like stopped.
It's like it's if you could have a long bowl cut.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
That's what he's got. He's got like a lengthy, curly
bowl cut. Very strange. But he was at the Tigers game.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Maybe that's why they lost geez Jack White last time
I checked. They won two games that you weren't there.
Go back to SNL. Yeah, we were supposed to sweep
son of a bitch, Jack White. That's all your fault,
Jack anyway. So yeah, now you know Jack White was
at the game. Couldn't make it the opening day, could you? No,

(01:04:23):
you couldn't be bothered?

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Could you?

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Jack to show up on Sunday? Maybe you Maybe he
hit Verlander and the hip that's what it is. And
then he hip checked him or something. They were playing
some street hockey. That's exactly. He goes back home and
plays street hockey with Verlander and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Now Verlander is handy capable because of you, Jack White.
It's all your fault. You suck anyway. So Josh Enna show.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Detroit's wheels. No sleep to Brooklyn. We are Detroit's wheels.
Josh Ennis show Josh and James.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
You see that the Mario move, he made like three
hundred and seventy five million dollars across the globe.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Yeah, it did fairly well. So evidently people have.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Crappy taste and they don't appreciate the inauthenticities, if that's
a word. The inauthenticities of this Mario movie that does
not feature a stereotypical Italian voice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Mario just a guy from Brooklyn being a guy from Brooklyn.
It's garbage. So congrats on watching your crappy movie. People.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
They probably got so much help from McDonald's Happy Meals
because they got the Mario Galaxy toys in those, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Do people still care about toys that are in Happy Meals?
Boy toys and Happy Meals used to be lit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Oh, he's sweet, like those the original Like when Mario
Brothers three that game came out and he had those
Mario Brothers toys. You have to have all that. It
was innovation and Happy Meal toys like incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Back then, they'd always have tie ins with different movies,
so you'd have like the Batman toys from you know,
the different Batman movies or the Flintstones.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Yeah, so this Mario one was a pretty good Italian
because the Happy Meal toy that was before Mario was
a shoe.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
You literally would just get a toy croc. That's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Yeah, that's not fun. That's a crappy giveaway. Come on, seriously,
that's the best you got, McDonnell.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Do they still do like a do they differentiate a
girl and boy toy now or no, I'm because it
used to be you'd go, hey, I'll get a happy meal,
like if you were a girl or a boy, like
I've assume that'd be problematic.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Now Yeah, no, I don't think they do a gender
specific happy meal anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
I mean you would think they would, but you know,
twenty twenty six, you can't do that kind of stuff
anymore because you get like, hey, in this one, there's
like a troll doll, but in this one it's like
Batman toy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Or whatever, and then Barbie. Yeah, yeah, those are the days. Though.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Man, my grandpa used to be a dumpster diver or
may he rest in power? That's Grandpa Thomas McCoy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Uh. He was a dumpster diver.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
So he'd just come home with like random junk from
the garbage, and a lot of times it was just
McDonald's femal toys. So I had all the toys, like, Grandpa,
what did you get here? Well, yeah, it's a hell's son.
I found it in the garbage. I got most of
the toys, but not all the porch to all of them.
I have no idea why he was a dumpster diver.
But he'd come home with the most random stuff. Like
one day he came home with a talk boy from
home alone too. So Grandpa, where'd you get this?

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Hell Son, I got it from the dumpster. Like that's
just what he would do. He was a dumpster diver.
Grandpa Tom McCoy. He would go out he cleaned parking
lots at gas stations to make money, and then he
would mow old people's lawns, even though he himself was old.
But you know, you went and tell that to Grandpa Tom.
He was a bad mofa apparently. Grandpa Tom McCoy and
I learned this a couple of years ago, ran cock
fights in his backyard.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
I didn't know this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
My mom wanted to have sitting there with my mom
and she goes, yeah, it's kind of like when I
used to sell hamburgers at your grandpa's cock fights. What
pardon exqueeze me, she said, And she says, oh, yeah,
Grandpa used to have cock fights in the backyard and
I would sell hamburgers.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
And stuff like what that is wild?

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
I didn't realize he came from such a strange Oh
by strange, you mean white trash.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
That was the moment I realized it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
I just realized my grandpa got me toys from the
garbage can and ran cock fights. I mean, I might
as well have a demolition derby in my backyard or so.
I'm like, we're trash one of those tickets to the
Monster Jam. We are super Trashy and the Kings and
the Queens and the Mudball.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
That's us.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
All right, Here's let's see, here's live. The band is
called Live. We are Live, and this is Lightning Crashes.
Immigrant song that is led Zeppelin. We are Detroit's Wheels.
Tomorrow you'll have another opportunity to score tickets to see Weezer.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
So tell your friends.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Yeah, I'll tell you what time it is to now,
you're guaranteed to not listen any other time.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Eight twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
We should just stop telling people when the giveaway is
and just say at some point tomorrow there will be
Weezer tickets, but you have to listen all morning to
find out when, or.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Tied into, like when we play a Weezer song.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Anyway, I don't know if we've played a Weezer song today.
How about we tied into when we played Bohemian Rhapsody. Okay,
so that then you know that's coming up at some point,
so we play that, or don't stop believing. When you
hear one of those songs, be the tenth caller and
you can win Weezer tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Well, that don't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
It doesn't. I don't have to make sense. It's my shows,
my rules. But anyway, tomorrow, daight what he wants. This
guy is wild, so wild, you're wild, you're wildld. But anyway,
tomorrow at eight twenty five, you'll have another chance to
win Weezer tickets unless I forget and run into Casey
in the bathroom again, and he goes, look, I don't

(01:09:16):
know what you've done today, but I know you haven't
given away Weezer tickets because our phones aren't ringing, and
they ring when you give away Weezer tickets. I'm I'm
sorry to let me pee and then I'll go. But anyway, tomorrow,
at eight twenty five, you'll get Weezer tickets. It's the
Josh Nishi.

Speaker 10 (01:09:33):
Listen to the Josh Innis Show Anywhere set.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Double llz as a preset on our free iyard radio app.
Harvey Danger, I want to start a band that's called
Like You know Carl Safe. Carl Safe. Carl Safe is
going to be my new name I'm gonna use. I
thought we've always talked about how I should have Sammy Safety, or.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
I'm Sammy Safe, a cousin of Harvey Danger. But maybe
you've heard of my cousin Harvey Danger in the lines
Sammy Safety.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
I've talked about coming up with a whacky name to use,
like especially when I'm on some of these other stations,
because I just.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Go by Josh. Do you do you ever to consider
the menace?

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
I might, because there's another dude who is decidedly inferior
to me in the voice tracking game, but he'll be
on some of these stations and his name is also Josh,
and he goes by Josh. And my wife is like, well,
I mean what if people think that that's you? And
I'm like, well, that's a good point. I don't want
to be associated differentiate yourself from just a regular shot.
But then, like, I mean, do I come up with

(01:10:38):
a whacky name? Do I go by Innis the Menace?
Like it sounds weird? Like if you're going by Inness
the Menace while talking up Iris, you know, it just
sounds weird.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
You know, like, hey, that's here's Google dolls. I'm Inness
the Menace. Maybe save it for one of those heavier
like rockers.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Yeah, that could be. That would make sense.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Like I'm playing like Bravel and stuff, like, hey, it's
in us the Menace. This is Ship bail Or, like, hey,
it is the Menace. And here's the latest corn. Yeah,
n it's the Menace, Pierce the Veil.

Speaker 5 (01:11:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
So I don't know, but but maybe I will. Maybe
that was the mistake we made. We should have gone
by Nis the Menace from the jump and that that
get attention, because I'm like, this guy must be wild.
He's a menace. This guy's crazy. He is a warning menace.
You remember when we.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Were talking about doing that and Casey comes in.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
And goes, look, we're trying to sound young and you're
referencing Dennis the Menaz.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Yeah, that's it, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Here's GNR almost six point seven, Detroit's wheels, Josh and
a show about to get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
But you know who's coming up?

Speaker 10 (01:11:38):
Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Laura's going to be in here. I saw her.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
She she had her tigers hat on for opening days.
She was ready to be poor girl had to work
during the game. I mean, that's that's a tough blow
for old Laura because I bet she wanted to be
out there.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
You know, no TV.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
He gets these TVs. Did you know they play the game?
Look at the logos from the shows. You know what sucked.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
So I was sitting up here after the remote on
after our broadcast on Friday, and it came up here
to do some stuff and sales salesperson comes in and says, got.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
All these extra tickets for the game? Do you want
to go?

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
I'm like, the game starts in five minutes. Why couldn't
you have told me this two hours ago? While I
was already down there by the way. It was a
nightmare getting out of the bar because I was parked
in this alley and there was a record truck that
was towing a vehicle that was in the street. It
took me half an hour after you and I parted
ways to even be able to back the car.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Actually left before you then, I think you did. I
was stuck there like it was good.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
You know, I had a good parking spot right by
the bar, but I had to back out because like
everybody's parked in every like every nook and cranny and
then there was a cop and a tow truck that
was blocking the road so I couldn't back out. Yeah,
they were so that sucked. Other than that, it was
a nice time. We had a nice time at the bar.
Good times were had by all.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
The answered you question about the tickets is they probably
hadn't for clients and clients like came on going to
this game.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
I know that, Like, Okay, I understand that, but still
give the people are still here, Like the game be
in like two hours and twenty five minutes. So if
I would have taken those tickets five minutes before the game,
by the time I get down to the game and everything,
game would have been half over.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Yeah, so it would have been better off to Uber
even a ride from here to there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Well, I know that, but I mean by the time
I would have gotten there, it still would have been
like the third inning. But I think Casey ended up going.
Casey's like, walk, I'll go the fine He's like, are.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
You gonna come?

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
I'm like, now, I gotta do this work and then
I gotta walk my dog, which I did.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
I walked to my priority. I do my dog can't
just sit at home by himself. Phone they not go
for a walk. To get on help, you have to
take him to take your dog to the park. Day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
We are, We're going perfect. We're going I think in
like two weeks. It's one of the bark at the
parks or whatever. So we're going to that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Yeah, tickets and everything. That's awesome. Yeah, all right, we're
getting out of here. Laura is up next. See you later.

Speaker 7 (01:13:48):
If you missed any of the Josh and His Show,
please you on demand on our free I yard radio app.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
One of six point seven w LZ Detroit two wheels