We’re Going Back to the Frickin’ Moon!

A kid that is really excited about the Artemis II launch, songs that have been written about the moon, a car repo man that missed a sleeping 2-year-old in the back of repossessed vehicle, An update on the quadruple amputee murder case, Doug the Doc of Rock has been hacked, a strange item you are not allowed to bring into Comerica park this year, the first stripper to dance to “Pour Some Sugar On Me,” and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
WLZ Detroit one O six point seven Detroit's wheels an
I Heart radio station guaranteed Human All right, welcome in
six oh seven Josh Ennis Show, Josh and James on
the eve of the big Opening Day party at Harry's.

(00:21):
We're gonna be out there this time tomorrow. We'll just
be getting ready to go because the doors are gonna
open at seven. Yeah, and we're gonna dives on those
smash burgers. Yeah. And you're gonna have your opportunity to
get your wl Z Tigers Opening Day t shirt limited supply,
so you better get out there and get them. So

(00:41):
we're gonna be having a good time there. Maybe the
Tigers will actually win one of these games, because they
haven't been doing that lately. Contrary to what I believed
about this time yesterday, they have not won a game
in four straight. They have lost four in a row
since starting two and zero. So it was not a
successful road trip to start the year. But now they're

(01:01):
coming home, turn it around, and it will take on
the Saint Louis Cardinals for Opening Day in downtown Detroit,
so that'll be fun. Tomorrow. We'll be out there. Radio
station will be there until like noon, and depending on
how much I drink, maybe I'll be there until noon.
Maybe there, maybe I'll be there until the other twelve.

(01:23):
I don't know. Wow, I can't make any promises or predictions.
I don't know how the day is gonna go. You're
a wild man, You're wild, You're wow, You're wild. But
also who knows, I might also just leave at eleven
o'clock having not consumed anything. But also the odds of
me being there for five hours and not drinking anything
are probably very slimy. Wow, that's gonna be us. We're

(01:48):
gonna be super wide wild. That's gonna be us. It
be a wild time. It's gonna be a wild time
tomorrow over at Harry's. So come hang out. I get
your w llz T shirts, maybe win a Parker Meadows
autograph jersey, all the good stuff, and eat delicious foods

(02:09):
and drink beers and get ready for the big game
to start the season. All right, we will do more
sports stuff here momentarily, fear not. But first we will
get you rocked and loaded this morning with the sweet,
sweet sounds of Sebastian Bach and his former rock and
roll band skid Row, now his rock and roll band

(02:30):
is twisted, sister, Yeah, but it used to be skid row.
You've gone the Josh inn Is Show. Sports.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well, as you already know, the Tigers were losers yesterday
won nothing and a really impressive one nothing lost in
the way. They were able to pull it off with schoolball,
going seven innings, gave up one run, it was in
the first inning, all that stuff, and they got doubled
off a couple times but ended up losing. So they've

(03:03):
lost four games in a row and now they have
a day off before they open the season tomorrow at
Kamerica Park. The home slate of the season opens tomorrow
at Kamerica Park. Of course we will be out there
at Harry's having a grand old time, bright and early
broadcasting live. It's gonna be wild, I guess. An early
highlight of the season is that Kerry Carbinger has struck

(03:26):
out twelve times in six games, which means he is
on pace to strike out three hundred and twenty four
times this year, which would be a record by a
long shot. Now, the odds are he will not keep
this pace. It would be difficult to keep a two
strikeouts of game pace. However, you never know, you know,
who would have thought that we'd see a gentleman hit

(03:47):
seventy home runs in a season, then hit seventy three
home runs in a season. True, we never thought we'd
see these things. That's why you go to the ballgames
just to you never know what history you might see.
Maybe this is the year of the strikeouts, and it
might be well. I think every year is the year
the strikeouts in baseball now, but this could be the
year that, like we could have an epic chase for
the home like the home run record was with Maguire.

(04:08):
People might show up to ball games to see Kerry
Carpenters strike out. You imagine people cheering every time he
strikes out. Be a huge deal. I think the record
is somewhere in the like two twenty range. Maybe he'd
be great news for all the other teams. He's like, man,
this guy's trying to strike out for us. But I
don't want him to try to strike out. I want

(04:28):
him to try to get a hit and then strike out.
It makes it feel better, it feels like we accomplish something.
I want to just give in. I want him to
go up there really trying to do something great and
then strike out. I want to you just would to
watch a man fail. I want him to fail when
he's trying. Anybody can just fail when they're trying to fail.
I want him to really try and then fail and

(04:51):
then to make the record feel better. I guess I
gotta find the actual number that you'd have to hit.
But I think Riley Green had the second most strikeout
to the season ever last year. I think let's see
MLB strikeouts in a season, four batters all time. Let's
see single season leaders for strikeouts. Let's see. Actually, I

(05:16):
take that back, the all time strikeouts. They wasn't even
close for Riley Green. He only had two hundred and one.
He was second in baseball last year. He was only
twenty first all time. Okay, so the record is two
hundred and twenty three set by Mark Reynolds in two
thousand and nine. So as you can tell, Carry Carpenter

(05:37):
would shatter that by over one hundred strikeouts. So I
believe in him he'd be the champ. I'm an optimist.
I'm nothing that's not an optimist. And I believe that
Kerry Carpenter could strike out three hundred and twenty four times,
and that's what he's on paced for. He has to
believe that he can do it. That's the key man.
He's got to believe he can do that.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
The second most all time is Adam Done. He had
two hundred twenty two. That dude would go up their
big left handed burley too. He was either going to
hit a home runner strikeout. I enjoyed Adam Done very much.
All right, So the Wings are in Philadelphia tonight. It's
a gigantic game as Philly and Detroit both have eighty
six points, which would have them two points behind Columbus

(06:17):
for the wildcard spot. Ottawa also at eighty six points.
Columbus is at Carolina tonight. Pittsburgh they're in the mix
too in this whole thing. Pittsburgh is at Tampa, and
then you've got Buffalo, who's at Ottawa. Actually, I take
it back, Pittsburgh's not involved in this. I don't know
why I wrote Pittsburgh down. I don't know where my
brain was, But Pittsburgh doesn't really matter in all of this.

(06:41):
Forget what I said about Pittsburgh. So then that in
the run for anything they are, it's just not really
impacting what's going on with the Wings right now. Okay,
Buffalo is at Ottawa, so that's a big game as well.
So there's some big matchups. And of course Philly and
Detroit's gigantic and the Pistons host Minnesota, and the Pistons
are still four up on Boston, so they're probably not

(07:03):
going to relinquish their spot atop the East. Matt Friends
is Sports. Hey, did you know that we're going to
the moon. Have you heard about that?

Speaker 4 (07:13):
That the moon?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
They already said they'reracking the rockets already out. Oh wow, Okay, yeah,
I didn't knowize just having that quickly, but I think
they've had plans to do it for a while and
they had to keep delaying it because they the rocket
was leaky somewhle One kid is very excited about it,
and you don't mean that kid coming up here on
wheel listen to the Josh and His Show Anywhere set
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all the shows. That's a great idea. Bundle them on
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just after nine o'clock. So this Artemis, this Artemis two
electric boogloo. This is the name of the Moon mission. Yes,
and they blasted off yesterday. So apparently what they're gonna
do is circumnavigate the Moon. So they're not actually going

(08:18):
to even land on the Moon apparently. So they're flying
to see if they can make it to the Moon
and back, I guess, and then then in a couple
of years they'll send a crew up there and say,
now you get to land on the moon. Dang a
couple of years. Huh, maybe I get. I don't know
a ton about space stuff, because for whatever reason, this
has never interested me. I've never been into the idea of, oh,
we're going out of space, right, because I figured if

(08:39):
we went to the Moon in the sixties, by twenty
twenty six, we'd be living on the moon, right, you
would thank Yeah, that makes a question. Why haven't we
ever been Why have we never been back? You know why?
Because we never went in the first place. I think
it's because there's an alien base on the dark side
of the moon. Either way is a logical guess, both

(08:59):
in law. But this kid, that's see an end. Talk
to who was at the launch. He was super excited.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Why do you want to be here? Why do you
love space? Why do you love being a part of history?

Speaker 6 (09:11):
We're going back to the freaking moon, that's why.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Kind of I don't want to crush the kid, but
I mean, like, we had dudes legitimately or maybe illegitimately
land on the Moon at one point. Okay, now we're
just flying up to the moon.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
Eh.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
I don't know. Maybe maybe I'm a jaded dufist.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
We gotta you gotta stick your toes in before you
die in Yeah, I think I like, what about all
those other missions when we first allegedly went to the moon,
if you want to say that, you know how many
missions did they.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Go a little bit farther and then a little bit
farther and then let's land. Here's the thing, Jimmy, I'm
not impressed, you know, no Look, I'm not impressed. Look,
I mean, I guess a good thing that the thing
didn't blow up upon launching. Yeah, that's happened before. Yeah,
I mean, we don't want to see that. That's bad.
Nothing good to see there. It's awkward time in my
first grade class when that happened. Oh really, wow, what

(10:03):
a time to be alive. You lived it, James lived
at friends. But I guess the point I'm making here is,
and maybe it's an unfair thing for me to say,
but first of all, the moon landing never happened. Come on, now,
that's number one. Look. I've never been a conspiracy theorist.
But if we could have landed on the moon in

(10:24):
what nineteen sixty nine, nineteen seventy two I think was
the last time somebody landed on the moon, that was
in nineteen seventy two, Explain to me how it's possible
to have landed on the moon in nineteen seventy two
and to have not landed on the moon since. No,
you need to go back. You know why, because technology

(10:45):
in video and everything has gotten so much better that
we can spot the lies and their lies being told.
It was easy to dupe the dufices in the sixties,
they were duficses. They didn't know any better. All they
had bo You know, they believe what was on TV.
But now we know better. Now we just believe whatever's
on the internet. Correct. But still I think we could

(11:07):
spot fakes. Now we'd be easier to So you can
spot a fake in nineteen sixty nine, Well, then I'm
giving let making my AI going a bitch. We can
go to the moon here, but now you can spot
fakes easier, So that's all. That's all. If I didn't
realize we hadn't been back to the Moon since nineteen
seventy two, yeah, like that's weird to me. Like I

(11:28):
think it's weird that we've never gone back either, but
it makes sense. But then all of a sudden, the
foreign countries are making the race to get back to
the Moon, and suddenly we're we're back to the moon too. Yeah,
but I almost wonder if it's something to do to
set up some sort of mining establishment to grab asteroids
and mine them for their valuable minerals. Give me something

(11:49):
like that, or they hit an alien base on the
dark side and nobody gets to see. You never see
the dark side.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Of the Moon. Do you no?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
You know all that said? That kid was super jam governments,
registered aliens dot gov.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Oh why do you want to be here? Why do
you love space? Why do you love being a part
of history?

Speaker 6 (12:13):
We're going back to the freaking moon.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
That's why he's excited excited. I wish I could be
as excited about anything as that kid is about going
back to the freaking mot Wish you would have interviewed me,
because I would have been like, because we're going to
bank some aliens, bro, big old green alien movies. You'd
probably three of them, like in that movie with Schwarzenegger
that I can't recall at the moment, total recall, thank you,

(12:39):
Predator one of them the front of your head. Three
movies too, Junior, Junior, Well no, that was a man
with a pregnancy, all right, So but uh, find anything
to be excited about as that kid is about going
back to the freaking moon. Man, Like our appearance and
Harry's Detroit, We're going back to freaking Harry's Man. Yeah,

(13:00):
big day man, there you go. All right? Here is
guns n' Roses. The original version of this song was
out the last time we went to the damn Moon.
How is that possible? One of six point seven Detroits Wheels,
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(13:24):
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Speaker 9 (13:33):
Act One of six point seven WLZ Detroit Wheels, The Josh.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Innis Show, Sports a Right to Everybody. Welcome in Josh
Ennis Show. Josh and James and this kid going back.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
To the freaking moon. That's why.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, find something you're as excited about as that kid
is as excited about going to the moon. If that
made any sense, I don't know, kind of did I
know what you're talking? You understood my point?

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
What are the best songs about the moon that mentioned
the moon? Best songs that mentioned the moon? The Moon? Ah,
the Man in the Moon, that's rim about Andy Kaufman.
That's a good one. It's it's wild to think the
kind of songs that used to play on the radio.
You're like, hey, here's this very slow song about Andy Kaufman.

(14:28):
Let's play this on the radio today. Fly Me to
the Moon. That was Sinatra Bad Moon Rising. Yeah, that's
what I'm talking about. Dancing in the moonlight. Oh god,
that's a good one too. Everybody's dancing in the moonlight

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every moon. Let's fly to the moon. How about that.
I know I'm supposed to do sports. I mean, the
Tigers aren't playing today. They lost yesterday by me to
the moon. Now we're talking play among.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
The star going back to the freaking moon. That's why.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
What's yeah? Like you bitter in my.

Speaker 10 (15:16):
Moon?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Dance?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
That's a Morrison? Yeah another one? Another word? Maybe kiss me?
Yeah so you got that one? Oh yeah, yeah, I
feel like wolfman Jack. Now, yeah, I'll see trouble.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
We're going back to the moon.

Speaker 11 (15:49):
I see yeah, I see town.

Speaker 6 (15:59):
Oh god, tonight it's a bound to.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Take good that there a bad.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Moon on the ride.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
So you got that.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
Hurricane?

Speaker 11 (16:14):
You got?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Uh man on the moon? That is R E M.
Apparently Michael Stipe is putting out solo music. Oh yeah,
that's like, why why do not just put out R
E M music? I mean, I guess you make more
of the money, But let's be real, I mean, who's
gonna be buying Michael Stipe music. You know they're all
going to say, hey, why don't you just get with

(16:35):
r E muse old people are gonna say, I don't
want to pay that any money. Well, then I'm not
giving you my money. Mikey my worldy checks from pet
and Pete ain't cutting it. Not only twenty one yea
deep cut there, I like it less spells. Hey, yeah, yeah,

(17:01):
he is Dark Side of the Moon in Conrance. Now
it's a good question. I feel like I should know.
I feel like you should know too. I feel like
I should know that I probably should pink Floyd's not
really my jam. So there's another moon song.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
We're going back to the freaking moon. That's why.

Speaker 12 (17:27):
Yeah, Hey, maybe are we losing touch? If you believe
they put.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
A man on the moon. Man on the Moon says
that blue Moon by various people. Nothing. So, now that
we've had moontime sing along, I will tell you that
the Wings do have an important game tonight against Philly.
It's in Philly. They both have eighty six points and

(17:59):
they're both chasing Columbus the two points back of the
wild card spot, and the Pistons are in Minnesota. Really actually,
they are here to take on Minnesota, I should say,
and they're up four on Boston with like seven games
to go or something, so it really doesn't matter. All right,
there you go. That is sports and Moon Song sing along,

(18:19):
good time hour whoop, because.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
We're going back to the fricking moon that's why.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah, here's an interesting story about a repossession of a
vehicle gone wrong right here in Detroit. Uh oh uh
oh yeah, we'll have that for you coming up here.
But first we must play more rock and roll music
because after aw, that is what we are here for.
But I will remind you that we're going to be
out at Harry's Bar and Grill next to LCA. Seven

(18:48):
am is when the door is open, so you better
be there with bellzod. Don't meet me there, beat me there,
as they say in various commercials about showing up at venue. Yo,
don't meet me there, beat me there. Lots of food
to get and beers to gad and shirts to get.

(19:09):
No cover, two floors, six bars. If you're going out
to opening day, this is the place you need to be.
Harry's Bar and Grand no cover, no cover. All right,
So an interesting story of repossession, not the demonic kind,
but of a vehicle here locally, coming up hi Detroit's wheels,

(19:32):
Josh in a show, Let's hear a story about just
your everyday, average car repossession here in Detroit.

Speaker 11 (19:40):
Begain tonight with a two year old unknowingly taken in
a tow truck.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh no, well, perhaps it's not your average, everyday repossession
of a vehicle.

Speaker 11 (19:49):
It's a terrifying accident that could have ended in tragedy
if Detroit police.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Had not acted fast. Good evening, and thank you for
joining us. I'm like duffy.

Speaker 11 (19:58):
The mother was inside a home near full and LaSalle
Boulevard when the toddler was towed away in the car.
The repo driver had no idea the child was in
the back seat. Luckily that child is safe and with
family tonight.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Have you ever had a car repossessed?

Speaker 11 (20:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Oh I have. It's an adventure, is it? Uh? You
walk outside to go to your car and it's not there,
and your first thought is my car has been stolen,
So like you report it stolen because I'm like, oh,
go right. Then it turns out I'm on the phone
with the whatever they go. No, it turns out so
your car was repossessed. O, hey, you know you have
to pay that car note every month. I know that
just once. So then I had to go find it.

(20:35):
So then I had to go find the yard that
it was in or whatever and go get it. And
they had like busted they to get in, they had
to like kind of open up the door somehow, so
they had to basically busted the lock on the door
and something in the steering wheel had gotten busted to
when they repossessed it. But I got that bitch back.
So it's still driveable, yeah, to a degree, but I

(20:56):
got it back. How much did it cost you to
get it out out of the impound, because usually that's
like a if you wonder, I was fifteen years ago.
I don't remember, but it was expensive. And then I
had a car voluntarily surrendered. That's like repossession. But you
give it to them. You're like, you know what, I'm
going to save you the trip here. So they're like, hey,
you can either give us the car or we're going
to repoe it. You're like no, it's like, no, it

(21:19):
wasn't even that. It was I can't afford this car anymore.
I don't have any money. So I'm just want to
give it back to you. You guys can have it
and then it just destroys your credit or whatever. But
I mean whatever, I mean, I I've that was, you know,
fifteen years ago. I'm still a lot of the car back.
They should least, you know. Oh, no, there was a
voluntary called it a voluntary surrender, is what that was called? Payments?
Did you have in on it? I don't remember back then.

(21:41):
I didn't think of those things. I mean now, I
haven't had a car of my own for good reason
for like a decade. So because I've just driven cars
to every stage, they take it back, they take it.
That's true. Good point too.

Speaker 11 (21:53):
Sure, questions are just beginning seven years Detroit reporter Tira
Braddock on the city's West Side uncovering what turned a
typical repossession into a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
So what would be the first question my first question
in this, because questions are coming up they say, is
that how did the guy repossessing the vehicle not notice
that there was a child in the back seat? Would
be my friends question? All right, well, let's see.

Speaker 13 (22:16):
The good news here is that that two year road
is safe. Detroit police say as soon as the repo
driver learned that the child was in the car, He
turned around and the kid was back with his mom.

Speaker 7 (22:27):
He did his due diligence.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
He did exactly what he was trying to do if
he followed or calls to the tea.

Speaker 13 (22:32):
Jinny Lieger is the owner of Rockwood Recovery in Roseville.
She is also the past president of the Michigan Association
of Repossession Agencies.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Also, the fact that there's a Michigan Association of Repossession
Agencies confirms that there is an agency for everything. There's
a club for everything for us. So a lot of
people that I guess aren't making their car payments, well
again I would know, She says.

Speaker 13 (22:56):
She spoke with the driver who took the car with
a toddler inside of it.

Speaker 7 (23:00):
He is the season, but he knows he's doing. He
did everything he was supposed to do. The first thing
that he is going to do is check the bin
on the vehicle to make sure he has the vehicle.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
That's a key thing. And there again, you still haven't
answered my main question, which how did he not see
a kid in the poll on? They want to tell
you all the things he did according to protocol before
you find out how they had the slip.

Speaker 7 (23:17):
Up, and then he's going to check the inside of
the vehicle to make sure nobody inside of the vehicle
as well.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
You did that very poorly, sir. I checked the vehicle. Yeah,
the perimeter is secure.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Everything's fine here. Nothing's in the car. There's a cabbage
patch doll on in the back, but nobody else.

Speaker 13 (23:35):
I learned that the driver works for the company Bulldog Recovery.
So I stopped by the business and actually spoke to
that REPO driver and he tells me he did check
the car, but when he looked inside the back window,
the tent was so dark he couldn't really see inside
of it.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Listen, I don't know a ton about window tent. And
because I don't have window tent, because I ain't got
nothing to hide. But you're driving dirty, hunh. I ain't riding,
just so you know. But I feel like there's no
such thing as tent that's so dark you can't see
a child in the backseat. I mean, I'm sure there
could be, but I would also imagine that is illegal

(24:12):
to have tent now in the back windows. Really, I
think if you can change the laws to where we
can now tint our windshield and not have an issue, yes,
which makes me very upset for a man who's had
to pay for three tint violation tickets in his lifetime.
Oh you're bitter about it now, like, oh now you okay?
Now everybody can just drive with the windows as dark
as you want. Your son's a bitches well because I

(24:33):
got my driver my passenger windows two shades too dark.
I gotta pay a two dollars five. It's like, just
give me a no seatbelt ticket, it's cheaper. Yeah, I
forgot that. You're so thug life. Yeah, dude, me speaks
really nice. Baby. My man over here has got like
the big black foam over his license. Yeah, you're that
kind of guy with your plates. He can't catch me.

(24:57):
They all hate met My wife is hating black and
chrome is so out of style. I love black and chrome.
I bet you all those girls that were into you
at the Meyer when you work there were really into
your whip. Then they're like, oh look at.

Speaker 10 (25:17):
You that.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
We got.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
That Is that a barely used G six with the
chrome handles and the whims?

Speaker 6 (25:26):
Damn?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Is that window? King? Did one more questions? Do you
eat the kiddy? I think I bought myself a new man. Sorry, Letitia,
but I'm in a committed relationship when I move home
from Arizona. Sorry you missed out, Leticia. This could have

(25:51):
all been yours.

Speaker 12 (25:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I could have been the white chocolate at the family reunion.
You could have been the one that they make all
the memes about the weapon. It's like every black family's
got a white boy and they pan the whole air.
It's me like in my polo button up shirt. Hey,
hey fellas, Hey guys, how are those greens. I'm having
a great time at the cookout? So this is the cookout?

(26:16):
Huh wow? Do you guys have any white meat chicken? Yes? Oh,
just chicken breast only. I don't do like dark meat,
and make sure you grill it up real good, because
I don't want to get salmonilla well done, well done.
I want it. I want it burnt. I want to charge,
just like I like my bacon. Yeah. I understand you
may not eat bacon, and that's okay, but I like

(26:38):
bacon because I'm not Mooslamb. Neither are weeds the record,
I would not I am not mood Lamb, and you
won't cross. You're like I want to piss them off.

Speaker 11 (26:55):
Like what.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
I'm like, Michael, I had a car and the black
ladies at the grocery door wanted me, well, for one purpose,
only do the things their boyfriends wouldn't do, which I
didn't think it's gross, And I'm like, I don't think
it's gross at all. Okay, that was one thing that
their boyfriends wouldn't do. You know, there's a lot of
things their boyfriends probably could do that you can't do. Well, yeah,

(27:19):
it's because they don't have a twelve bunch of hogs.
But you know, yeah, what I lack in hog, I
make up for in tongue skills. Put that on my joombstone.
What he lacked in hog, he made up in tongue skill. Yeah,
didn't need that.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Show.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Seven w LZ Detroit's wheels. Also, we sucked to continue
to say the story. Well, the dude started role playing
me the grocery store picking up Jack will do that, sick,
We'll finish that. We're treating the show today like it's
a like it's a Saturday afternoon Matt and a. Back
in the fifties, you have to wait around to find

(27:58):
the end of it. That's a part it's a two parter.
It's like a mini series. We broke for intermission. Yeah,
and now we're back. So at last we were hanging out,
we found out that a car had been repossessed here
locally with a toddler in the back seat. And the
reason why the guy who repossessed the car didn't see
the toddlers because the tent of the windows was too dark.

(28:21):
Now part two, it started as they were, he would
have noticed that there.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Was a child in that vehicle.

Speaker 13 (28:29):
If this story sounds familiar, it's because earlier this month,
a thirteen month old child was found alive inside a
lock car at an in pound lot in East Point
for nearly two days after the car was towed from
a harbor Wood Street.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
What ran through your mind when you found out there
was a one year old baby in that car? I
was speechless.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
I had to calm down. I was driving when I
got the information, had to pull over and catch my breath.
But a temperature was going up and down. Was the
thing that ran across my mind was that poor infant,
that poor baby.

Speaker 13 (29:03):
The child's father was arrested and has since been charged
with child to be like, I.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Don't care about that story. Now this is a this
is a different story. It's like a combined two stories.
The update when happened to the two year old? Yes.

Speaker 13 (29:15):
Meanwhile, Jenny Lieger says, the driver from Bulldog Recovery told
her he's happy the child is safe, and.

Speaker 7 (29:21):
He's said he pull over probably four or five different
times just to make sure that the kid was okay,
and luckily the child's.

Speaker 13 (29:27):
For the entire rise on the city's west side, Tierra
Braddock seven News Detroy.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Wouldn't it made more sense to just pull over and
let somebody come and get the child instead of driving
then oh stop, pop out you okay, kid, Okay, it's fine,
we're going again. Like the other thing, that's it. Like
I think there are two things. You can have really
dark tinted windows, or you can leave your kid unattended
in the car. What we've learned is you can't do both.

(29:54):
So if you're gonna leave your child in the car
unsupervised as a todd learn just go in side and
do whatever as you're doing inside. You need to make
sure the windows are are light enough where the repossession
man comes around, he doesn't take your kid with him. Also,
how long must that car have been sitting there for
the repo man to have had time to show up, Like,

(30:16):
where were they at? Where was the car park? Why
was the two year old in the back? Was the
kid in the car seat with the superd element laying
back there under a blanket? Why if they were a
lot of people shouldn't be having kids. Well that's true,
but unfortunately I think we need to stop having it.
We need to be like China, like set a limit.
Yeah yeah, now that might not have stopped these people.
Maybe they already had a kid or this their first kid.

(30:36):
But I think we need stricter child bearing rules like China.
I think China's got the right idea. And we need
our kids to all be become the tennis players. We
need to get them into tennis class early that then
we become a proper country. We need more tennis players,
scholars and fewer of them. Oh there, that's what I'm
going to run on when I finally run for office.

(30:58):
I'm going to say we need fewer kids and more
of them as professional golfers, tennis players or scholars. Fun fact,
it's a hell of a platform. You never see Asian
homeless people chew on that for a second, and you
know why you never see what maybe in China you do.
I'm gonna say, what if you go to an Asian country,

(31:19):
but we don't. I'm talking right here in the good
old us of A. You don't see Chinese homeless people
because they're good at what they do and they have jobs.
And I think we need to be raising our kids
more like Chinese kids, and then our kids wouldn't be
having other kids that they leave.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
In a car.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
You know what you never hear. You never hear the
Chinese people leaving their kids in a car. What you're
really never hearing is a Chinese person getting their car repossessed.
I am a white guy. I've had two cars, well,
one repossession, one voluntary surrender, but you never hear about.
Real quick, I just want to interrupt and let everybody
know that Josh's thoughts on his Chinese base platform do

(32:00):
not reflect my personal thoughts. I'm just saying, I'm just
letting you know. I'm just letting you know, like I
didn't know that it was wrong to compliment people for
being good at something. Oh I I guess I didn't
take it that way. It's a compliment, it's all compliments.
This is all complimentary. You don't see Asian homeless people.
And Asian people are hard working people who are very

(32:21):
good at what they do. And you never hear that
Asian people are leaving babies in a car and the
car is getting repossessed. That's all I'm saying. Maybe they
have the right idea about the way they handle their business.
That's all. That's fair, fair, and that's what I'm going
to run on. That's my platform. Thank you. I appreciate
you guys for attending. Thank you, And today will be

(32:41):
one of those days I have to talk to Casey.
I'm assuming, so tell us more about you're trying to
based platform. I think it's a really good idea. It's
based on excellence. Excellence, I say, just because you can't
handle it. I can't. Here's a Lincoln bar light, so

(33:01):
Josh said a shoe. Eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh six seven is the phone number. You can
always text the word Josh and your message to five
one eight eight one. Let's go to the phones. Hello wheels.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
Yeah, China doesn't have that one child policy anymore.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
For years they realize their population is declining.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
It no one to replace the aging population.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
So it goes to China platform, Well, then we should
steal it here in America. And that's what I'm gonna
run on. All right. Well, I'm just saying, you know,
you gotta.

Speaker 10 (33:31):
Be up on things, you know.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah, don't be misinformed on the China policies on birth exactly,
I guess. So. I figured not being caught up on
everything would make me just a normal politician. Oh, I
think I could win. Anybody can win enough, Well.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
I can do that.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
You just laid out the platform, the groundwork for me, sir.
It's like your project twenty twenty six, something like that,
Detroit's Wheels Josh in a show.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Do this for me.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Shoot us a text right now. Text the word Josh
and your message to five one eight eight one, and
let us know what's on your mind today. What's up?
How are you feeling? Are you enjoying the radio program?
Are you not? Are you having a good day? What's
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And there you go. Text the word Josh and your
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(34:24):
five to one eight eight one. The name Josh and
your message all in the same message and let's be
lifelong friends.

Speaker 13 (34:30):
Cool, it's a Josh Innis show on one of six
point seven.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
W lz be tro It's wheels.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
We're going back to the freaking moon next one.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Good Josh show. Sports. Oh alrighty, well, I guess this
is sort of sports. You said you had an update
on the quadruple amputee that killed his body allegedly. Then
it's sports because he's a cornhole player. Yeah, pro cornhole player.
That's like if basic, Like, he's the oj of cornhole.

(35:02):
Well yeah, he's the Ojay of quadruple amputees as well. Wow,
here's the oj of handicaps. Actually, I take that back. Sorry,
The actual Ojay of handy capable athletes is Oscar pistoris
the blade runner who shot his girlfriend through a door.
Oh yeah, which was one of my I say, favorite stories.

(35:24):
It's a sad story, but I like his excuse. He's like, well,
because he doesn't have legs, he has like blades, so
but he claims like, I thought somebody was in the house,
so I shot through the door. And they were like, well,
you know that your girlfriend lives in the house too. Like, yeah,
was she in bed next to you when you woke up? No?
Was she in bed when you fell asleep?

Speaker 12 (35:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
So did you not maybe think that maybe the person
in the bathroom may have been your your girlfriend?

Speaker 11 (35:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I was afraid for my life, so I shot blindly
through the door.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
I have no legs.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Do you not understand this? I have no legs anyway,
but this guy makes Oscar Pistorius like he's double Oscar
Pistorius because he's missing all of his limbs. He's like, hey,
Oscar pistoris hould my beer because I because I can't.
We're the worst, I know, for the.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
Worst, going back to the freaking NEOs.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yes we are. That's where we are. There's a silver lining.
So anyway, if you're familiar with the story, the quadriable
amputee cornhole guy uh murdered somebody, his buddy, and they
shot his buddy in the car, shot him in the car.
And it turns out there was four people in the car,
so too in the front, two in the back. Ye
and prosecutors are saying the two witnesses in the back
seat that saw the shooting, they told cops that the
amputee shot his friend over an argument over a stolen firearm.

(36:43):
But now the amputees lawyer is saying he acted in
self defense. I mean, in fairness. I would always use
that excuse because I have no arms or legs. I'm
always in self defense. His defense attorney says he was
justified in defainting his from an immediate lethal threat. So
I'm like, what was he gonna grab this dream wheel

(37:05):
and yank it? You know, we're gonna open up the
door and just push person have a gun or no?

Speaker 5 (37:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Okay? Then then I don't think that holds everything that
I sees. The amputee is the only person that had
the gun, unless he's just like, I have no arms
or legs. I am always defending myself. I am always
in danger grave danger. Is there any other kind? And
it sounds like the argument was revolving around so the
person that got shot and killed he was still friends

(37:34):
with somebody else who had stolen another gun boy from
the ampute man, and the ampt man was upset that
the passenger was still friends with this weapon fee boy,
and then bow he says, oh you're mad about that, huh?
And I also like the part of the story. I
don't think we covered when we originally covered this. He
asked the guys in the back seat to help him

(37:55):
and dispose of the body, and they're like, nah, nah,
I just drop us off here. Yeah, And then he
found the dead body in some yard like somehow we
managed to get the body out of the car and
then drove off. Like in my mind, he's he's like
a little handy capable Winston wolf. He's like he goes
out and gets jewels and vins and he's like you
think a man should be on brain details Like they're

(38:16):
like trying to clean up the car, so pretty please
with sugar on top, clean the f and car. He
calls like a little another another little guy with no arms.
It's the wolf. It's like you send it in the
quadruple amputee wolf, you call it in the handy capable wolf.
That's all you had to say this a little guy
in there cleaning the car with no legs, you too, blankets,

(38:36):
pop the trunk, you go to my car, grab the bleach.
Well he's not he's not a munchkin. I don't I
think he has an adult voice. He just doesn't have
any arms or legs. Well, I'm trying to express that
I'm talking character. I see, I see, because you sounded
like a munchkin. Yes, well, I mean they're not in

(38:56):
the lollipop guild. He just doesn't have any arms or legs.
That's fine, just how I just just trying to differentiate
myself from the little people that are involved in the
cover up this murder. That's all. Of course, it's a
big boy. I'm glad I got a big boy or else.
Go on. Okay, Tiger's lost yesterday. They'll play baseball for

(39:20):
opening Day tomorrow. So this reminds me. My wife calls
me a pussy on the internet when we covered the story.
She thinks I wouldn't be able to pick up this
empty tea man and shake him. I don't think you would.
I don't think any of us could. Like, the heaviest
part of the body isn't the legs, right, the limbs.
It's the middle part. It's the it's the core, it's
the tors. Like i'd be able to pick that guy

(39:41):
up and shake him like a little infant. I don't
think you would. It's not a you thing. It's like
I don't think I could either. Okay, I just think
it's in general. I just think that's a difficult move.
And I think you're overestimating like your own strength and
the weight, or you're underestimating the weight of a person
with no arms or legs, Like how much do you
think my arm weighs? Not much? I don't know how
much do my legs weigh me? Out of the three

(40:03):
hundred pounds I weigh. Let me ask you, James, do
you think it's here? Or is it here?

Speaker 9 (40:08):
Well?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, I mean that's your point. So do you think
you can lift me?

Speaker 7 (40:13):
If?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Which are also not the same, not to say size
is the empty man he might be. I mean he
weighs relays and arms and throw a cornhole bag and
let me see maybe they not can judge. Okay, you're on,
you know, thro your ass in the cornhole board. See
if I can do a point. Also, the Red Wings
have a big game today. They take on the Philadelphia

(40:34):
Phillies in Philadelphia. This is why we're taking a sports bopser.
There are two points behind Columbus. Both of these teams
are so this is a gigantic hockey game today. And
the Pistons host Minnesota And now you know, love you guys,

(40:56):
thank you for listening fides, let's play some rock and
roll because we already are. It's the Food Fighters. Well
it was Next point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in his show.
So Doug has been having an issue with his email.
I guess I'm talking about the doctor of rock and roll,
mister Douglas Podell. He's been having an issue with his

(41:17):
email apparently, and I guess he got hacked. I guess
is the best way to put it right, Like, he
got hacked, and now he's sending emails out to people,
and now he has to explain to people via Facebook
that he's not the one sending them and that it's
a scam. So that's what Doug's dealing with, right, And

(41:38):
you sent that to me last night? Well, I rock
you don't it saw that last night scrolling on the
couch him. Uh oh. So he's had to send out
multiple Facebook posts to let people know. It's almost like
he's got the herpes and he just found it out.
So he's going to let people know. If I slip
with you in like the last three months, go get checked.
My email has been hacked disregard for a few days.

(41:59):
He said, gonna he's gonna get that cleared up in
a couple of days. Huh, like a little topical kareem,
it's gonna go away. I think we should call him
and claim that, like we open the link that was
in the email, and now now I keep getting off
his gay porn in my inbox in my computer won't
turn on. Doug. What happened? Doug? Help me, Doug, Doug,

(42:20):
you're the only one that can fix this. You gave
it to me, fix itid dog. You sent it and
he told me to open it and download it. I
thought it was going to be like multiple Beatles albums
or something. I thought it was gonna be a rift
sticker or something. I thought I was gonna get a
free rift sticker, And instead what do I get? I
get inundated with gay porn Doug. And look, Doug, I'm

(42:43):
not gonna judge. I mean, if that's what you're into,
that's what you're into. Rock gone, brother, I mean cdel
I rock, you don't. But I mean, that's not my bag.
I'm cool with it. I don't think it should be
like band or anything. I'm trying to think, like, what
was he getting up to to get himself hacked? Like
was he corresponding with somebody from a general hospital. You know,
do they need money, you know, for the next for

(43:04):
the new season in General Hospital to continue, And he
was trying to send them money, and then you know, yeah,
actually Rick Springfield sent him a message and he's like,
we're thinking about bringing back doctor Noah Drake, but I
need to raise I need to gofund me a kept
kick starting to get Kickstarter campaign to get Doctor Noah
Drake back on General Hospital. Doug, you're the only one
with the power to make this happen. We need you.

(43:27):
We'll let the viewers a general hospital down, Doug. Doug,
I will come to a free show for you at
the VFW and Sterling Heights if you supply me with
ten grand I won't even I won't even take a
mission off your sale, won't Doug? Come on, man, all right,
we'll call Doug. Maybe that's the play. We'll call Doug
and screw with him. Say Doug, what do I do? Man? Doug?

(43:48):
The power just went out at the station. What did
you do? None of the computers are working, Doug. Doug
Mojo's pissed because it's affected him now too. I sent
it to him thinking he'd like it. Now he's got
it too. We're all screwed, Doug. You did this. We
need the anti serum, Doug. What's the ad. It's like outbreak.

(44:09):
Where's the anti serum?

Speaker 5 (44:11):
Doug?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Somebody we'll call Doug. I haven't talked to him in
a while. It's Motley crude, Start my heart. They'll pitch
you that.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Let's try to call Doug and tell him that his
email gave our our computer cancer. Let's see if Doug's
up and get his number. I found it. I do
a lot of digging when I found it.

Speaker 13 (44:37):
Your call has been dog dogg it's us.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
He's probably got a permanently blocked Oh he sent me
straight to voicemail too. Oh that dig all after all
I've done for him. Well, to be fair, it's a
twenty one. JES Penny is about to open. He's counting down. Actually,
I think Pennies may open at ten or maybe even eleven.
It's in a dead mall. They're not gonna open the
Pennies at nine in the morning, and the dead mall,

(45:05):
there's no way that's the case. Let's see j C.
Penny and Sterling Heights. Let's see what time it opens.
It opens at eleven. In a dead mall, there's no
way they're gonna open. Look, as someone who's a dead
mall connoisseur, I would let you know that the odds
of a weekday JC Penny opening before eleven o'clock weekday

(45:27):
zero percent chance in a dead open up on Sundays
in that I would imagine, Actually, Sunday is gonna open,
probably at noon if I had to guess, because it's
you know, church day, But like a Saturday, it probably
opens at ten. Let's see. Actually, nope, every day, Oh no, yeah,
Friday and Saturday it opens at ten. Sunday it's well,
this Sunday is closed due to you know, the Lord
Rising and what have you. But yeah, i'd say I

(45:50):
would assume it opens at noon on Sunday. Doug would
probably have the whole schedule. But anyway, so Doug ghosted
us there. Look at that. He sent us straight a
voicemail because he has a guilty conscience, because he knows
he's the reason why I keep seeing this Filipino man
with breasts in my email. Yea, it is weird but
also intriguing. I know, I'm kind of intrigued by I've

(46:10):
seen a look that before, and so now this is
what I'm stuck with, Doug. It's a Filipino shake. I
hope that you're happy. All of a sudden, I've got
some Nigerian prince asking me for money. I don't know
what to do, and Doug's the only guy that's got
the answer. And we can't get the answer from Doug
because Doug won't answer the phone. My life depends on it.
Du your only option is to become his Nigerian princess. Yeah,

(46:32):
that's it. That's stuck. You did this, Doug. You did this,
you son of a bitch.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Doug cdell I rock.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
You don't you did this to me?

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Doug.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I'm gonna be his his lover now? Whoop be speaking
of those like some crazy like Doug podel virus, like
from Jurassic Park where the Newman characters like, uh huh,
you didn't say the magic word, but like Doug pops up.
It's like, I Doug codell I rock, You don't I right,
you don't I rock?

Speaker 14 (47:00):
You know, dunk podell I rock. You don't dunk podell
I rock. You don't dunko. Click the link in his email,
dunk podell rock, you don't.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Holy Kyle, thefications not doun account.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
I just spent ten thousand dollars hock you the hub.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Dunk podell I rock, you don't.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Oh God, dunkde My wife's texting me once in a
center my nudes.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
Those aren't me.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Dunk podell I.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Rock Center grandmar the nudes too. It wasn't mean I rock.
What have you done?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Dunk podell I rock.

Speaker 11 (47:34):
My loves and is shown now at eight seven seven
nine eight eight one O six seven six point seven
w LC Detroit.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Wheels, dunk podell I rock, You don't.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Detroit Wheels. So you have the list of things that
you're not allowed to bring into America Park. Oh yeah, yeah,
I can read it back up and some of them
are obvious things. Yeah, weapons and yeah, like hey, don't
bring don't bring guns in, don't bring all this. Then
you were reading me one thing and it said, apparently

(48:07):
you're not allowed to bring pinwheels. Don't get any ideas,
you're not allowed to bring pinwheels, and it specifically says
pin wheels. Yes, that's the part that's my favorite. Like,
guys specifically you're not allowed to bring pinwheels into the
ball game. So for the for opening day tomorrow, I

(48:28):
know that some of you might have a wild hair
to bring your pin wheels to really show your team spirit.
But you're not allowed to bring pin wheels to the ballgame.
You got that no pinwheels? Ah, boy, what a day?
What a day when you find out that you're not
allowed to bring Like, so do they make like collapsible

(48:48):
pin wheels that you can bring. I don't sneak in
a pin wheel. I pin wheel at my butt. Like
back in my day, before they were selling alcohol at
football games and college you had to sneak alcohol in.
So chicks would find all sorts of creative ways, like
put a flask in like like a garter or something
on their thigh or like people would really get fancy

(49:09):
with it, you know, and very high tech with the
way they'd sneak in booth. I never thought we'd have
to find high tech ways to sneak a pin wheel.
And I came from the next door because they had
a weird way of phrasing what a pin wheel would do,
Like they put it up there with like laser pointers
and things that would cause an optical illusion or like
distract or cause of vision issues with distance. Yes, and

(49:31):
it says I eat pin wheels, So now I want
to sit right behind home plate and hold a pinwheel
and see, hey, hey, scoobl deal with this. Yeah, okay,
try to throw strikes while I got multiple pin wheels
up here, tarrek. And then you know, you got the
Comerica Park staff taking your pin wheels away, and you're like, well,
it's okay because you are like fifty cents of popular
dollars or hold on toomar. It's a distraction holding up

(49:56):
the pin wheels. Can you pitch now? And then some
one's behind you, Hey, pinwheels down in front trying to walk,
So you're obstructing my view of the contest. Well, I'm
picturing now like because uh, my son calls him toorly Worthies.
Do we call him at my house? You guys still
talk about pinwheels? What year is this? It's just he's
a child to him. It's interesting. You stick it in
the ground and the wind spins it and you know,

(50:19):
it blows around. So I'm picturing security trying to tell
my son, sorry, sir, you can't clean this pinwheeling and
then my son throwing the same tantrum he would throw
with me. But I tell him, you can't have a
cookie for breakfast, he said. Now I'm putting a tantrum
with the security guard to the Comerica Park my penwheel

(50:39):
Now bring with me. Hey, Bud, you started this, you
can fix it. Okay, my wife's not here, so now
this is your problem. I just came here to have
a couple of beers and watch a baseball game with
my son, and now you've just got You've just woken
the beast. Yeah, he's gonna take you down. It's the

(51:00):
idea that kids are even amused by pindleels. Still, he was,
he's too I understand that, but I would have thought
there's too much technology. They're amused by the fact that
water comes out of a faucet at that age. You
know else did're amused by the fact that I could
put my fingers on his nose and pull it with
my thumb in the middle. It was like I took
his nose off. Well, I think he's mean that trick
to you the other day too, So I think your

(51:22):
son's got a mediocre sense of humor.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
I think he's gotta got a prett a good sense
of humor, considered hetails everybody, I have boobs. Hey, look
there's a coin in your ear. Colton cold, Look at that, Colton,
Dad pulled a corner out of your ear. Imagine his
reaction to the card trick we got at St. Patrick's Day. Yeah,
he would have been like, sir, this has taken way
too long.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
We know the mo.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Whip. He would have done that trick way quicker. And
he start using like industry terms like get to the prestige.
I'm like, prestige. Wow, I was a prison terodactyle the coltson.
What are you doing?

Speaker 6 (52:03):
Hold?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
How do you know about the prestige? I was watching
on HBO Max on my iPad, watching whatever Doug sends me.
I guess he said not don't, but but I did. Anyway.
I thought I would regret it, but I don't. Dad,

(52:25):
I don't anyways. No pinnwheels a lot of the Tigers games. Dad,
what is pegging?

Speaker 5 (52:31):
But what is that?

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Dad? I don't stay up late. Mama will show you.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Doug Blodel, I rock you don't.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Do you remember when bush Beer used to use that
song for their commercials. No, God, those were awesome commercials.
Let me see here back in the day, probably early
two thousands. Let me see if this makes Let's see
if this will play today.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Seems like everybody's getting back to nature. Nice to know
some of us never left.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Look smooth and afecialist.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
A mountain stream.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
That's the greatest commercials. Just some dudes fly fishing and
then randomly there's a horse miles away from them naying
and stuff. Okay, and ever since you saw that, you
become a bush a lot. Yeah, it looked. Advertising works, man,
don't ever believe that advertising doesn't work, because it does.
So here's another one. I think this is a NASCAR
themed one.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Out here a man isn't natured by where he started,
just wearing fibishes.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
For twenty two years running crowd sponsored of the NASCAR
bush And that's why I love Nascar. Wow, I don't,
but advertising works sometimes, and I also don't fly fish.
But oh, here's a bush beer ad from the seventies.
Hold on to say, let me play this in a second.
See this is a lot of five doctors recommend the
bush light. Yeah, do you have cancer? First of all,

(54:30):
that's fake, but if you have it. Cat's what like
the flintstones doing cigarette adds yep.

Speaker 10 (54:36):
Presenting the cold refreshing mountains. Of it's a mountains, somebol
of all the good natural ingredients that go into bush,
somebole of all the good natural taste that pours out.

Speaker 9 (54:49):
Yes, always smooth and natural and refreshing, bush after bush
after bush.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
So don't just reach beer good for the mountains. Yeah,
that's what I'm talking about. That's why I love bush beer,
because tell me that's not the most refreshing sound ever.
When Homeboy opens up.

Speaker 10 (55:13):
Presenting the cold refreshing mountains.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Is what I love about this commercial is the second
he pops all you see his a hand and it
pops the can open, and an owl in the middle
of nowhere turns his head. And then there's a random
deer later and then he just turns and looks. Even
the animals look refreshing mountains, Look at the couple, look

(55:38):
at the owl. The owl makes the commercial. So he's
got the bush beer. He opens the he opens the can.

Speaker 10 (55:46):
Presenting the cold refreshing mountains. Mountain some of the longest,
good natural ingredients that go into boy.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Man, this guy is loaded that drunk guy, fly fish.
It's crazy. It's not it's wild. I love bush beer. Whoa,
this is crazy? You guys are zany? Look this is
a monkey. He's looking at us too. Bush after bush
after bush, some of all.

Speaker 9 (56:20):
The good natural taste that pours out, always smooth and
natural and refreshing, bush and after.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Drink, bush after bush after bush. That was your selling
point to Letitia at the Mere I think, yeah, that's
your selling point to like listen, I enjoy the cool,
the cool, refreshing taste of a freshman, bush after bush
after bush after bush.

Speaker 9 (56:47):
Taste that poys out, always smooth and natural and refreshing,
bush after bush after bush.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Hey, that's a new drop. I could have played over
for the bush Saw, but I'm not allowed to anymore.
Darn Josh in his show one six point seven Double
l Z Wheels one six point seven d Trot's Wheels
Josh and his show about to play poor some sugar
on me. I want to know the first stripper that

(57:19):
was like, you know what, I think this is gonna work. Yeah,
I think I'm gonna use Who started it? Like I
want to start a trend? Person?

Speaker 2 (57:26):
You know?

Speaker 1 (57:27):
It was like I'm sure there was a first person
that was like, hey, I'm gonna use a you know,
an entrance song for a closer, you know, like I'm
gonna use this, or like someone decided, like the person
who made that big decision that everybody followed, some stripper
was out there and was like, you know what normally
we danced to, you know, whatever we danced to. I
don't know what they were dancing to before this. I'm
sure you know Motley crime.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Less.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Yeah, but like I would imagine you go into the eighties,
they weren't doing Burless bha Birthday. But like I wonder
the first lady that was like, you know what, I'm
gonna try this, and they're like, Sparkle, don't sparkle the
stripper names like that, then Candy, you're risking at all, Candy.

(58:18):
Ain't nobody gonna get the rocks off watching a lady
dancing to No Deaf Leopard. Nope, they did, and now
it's lived on forever. I'm sure there have been many
strip club songs that have come and gone, but that
one stands the test of time. And I'd like to
know the first stripper lady who said, you know, like
she got the whole group together and she said, guys, listen,

(58:40):
like the first person who's like, hey, we're gonna start
throwing the ball instead of running all the time, like
you know that, we can't do that. It's not gonna work.
They're gonna they're gonna intercept it. And you're like, no,
we're gonna pass the ball and we're gonna win that way.
Someone did that at one point, and then somebody stepped
up and said a real football innovator. Someone came in

(59:01):
and said, guys, gather around, pick up your g strings,
gather around. Guys, we're gonna dance to pour some sugar
on me tonight. And they're like, Cinnamon, no, no. And
then like the Strip Club DJ gets the cut, you know,
he's like, that's the CD, the record whatever in nineteen
eighty eight and he's about to get on the mic
and he's like, well, that was Candy Cannons on the

(59:23):
auxiliary stage coming up next. And he looks at the
thing and he's like, guys, deaf Leopard. She's gonna dance
a deaf Leppard. It's like drummer once. That's what Cinnamon.
If dude Cinnamon wants, that's what she gets. Lovely like
a momb baby, come on, get it out. And then
it worked, and she's like, she's never gonna make this work.

(59:44):
It's never gonna work, and all the girls are backstage
being all caddy like. That's so Cinnamon thinks she can
change the stripping game, but it ain't gonna work. But
then it worked. That's a true tale of innovation, American innovation.
Maybe not, maybe it happened like in Mexico or something.
I don't know. I have no idea where it originated,
but it was a brilliant idea and it lives on

(01:00:06):
forever it does. That stands the test of time. You
hear that every time you go to the Script Club.
And now with that here, it is one of six
point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Innis Show. Tomorrow is opening
day and we will be broadcasting live. We will be

(01:00:26):
there at uh well, we'll be on the air bright
and early at six. The doors will open at seven,
and that's when you can all flood in and get
your WLLZ Detroit Tiger's t shirts. Yeah, and you can
come drink alcoholic beverages and you can eat treats off
a grill that is outside mesh Burgers. I'm hungry around

(01:00:48):
two floor six bars party and it's gonna be awesome.
So come hang out with us at Harry's Bar and
Grills right next to LCA and we're gonna have a
grand all time. Yeah, it's gonna be a good time.
So come hang out with us tomorrow morning. It's gonna
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Well stiks Pay seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh in the show
Josh and James Today. Hello. Also just a breed reminder.
If you are going to opening day tomorrow, leave your
pinwheels at home. No pinwheels allowed. I try to tell
you guys every time, don't bring your pinwheels to the game.
Will not get in. They will send you back your car.

(01:01:43):
They will they will rip up your tickets in front
of you and you might say, well, Josh, they're on
my phone. They're digital. They will throw your phone on
the ground and stomp it o the NFCS. Hello, do not,
I repeat, do not bring your pinwheels to the game.
Thank you, hellsbars. We are Detroit's wheels. It's Josh and James.
What's shaking? Friends? Glad you're hanging out with us this morning.

(01:02:06):
We're about to get out of here, though, and Laura's
gonna come in here next and she's going to entertain
you and amuse you and play rock and roll tunes
for you, and you will have a grand old time,
I think. And then tomorrow we're off to the ballpark. Well,
we're off to the bar near the ballpark. We don't
have the money to get into the blue No, no,
what do I look like I'm made of money? So
my grandma would always tell me. I'd be like, Grandma,

(01:02:27):
can you take me over to McDonald's. Son, do I
look like I'm made of money? I? No, no, Grandma bowl.
But every time my dad sent me with money. When
I visited Grandma, she'd be like, hey, son, she's a scratcher.
She'd say, Son, did daddy send you with any money?
I'd be like, yeah, Grandma, sure did. Well, hell Son,
let me take you to get a hamburger and then
you can maybe get grandma some scratchers. It's awesome, Like

(01:02:48):
all right, Grandma will And then she'd make me I
got your grandma, she'd make me sit on the floorboard
of the car because she didn't want the cops to see.
She was of the belief that the cops saw a
small boy scratching off a scratcher, then that small boy
would and his grandmother would all be taken away. Might
have been onto something. All the stuff my grandma did,
it was probably seedy. That was the thing she was

(01:03:09):
most concerned about, was that, you know, it, might get
caught scratching off a scratcher in her car. So she
made me sit on the floorboard of the car to
do it. But all that said, it is time for
us to go. It is time for us to fly.
We must be gone now. But tomorrow morning we'll be
at Harry's Bar and Grill next to LCA Broadcasting Live,

(01:03:30):
and we will have these awesome Josh Innis Show and
WLZ T shirts Tigers WLLZ Joshennis Show t shirts. Our
logo gets to be on the back of the shirt
because that's where we belong. Well, that's what you're going
to see it. When you're wearing your shirt to the game.
The people behind you are going to see the logo.
That's true. Especially if someone's got a nice ass. People
are gonna be looking at that ass. Ye, that ass.

(01:03:52):
We should put the logo on that ass. Yeah, that's
what we should do. We should make Josh Andness logoed
ass pants. Ass pans. This is what they're called. That's
what we call them ass pants. But anyway, so it
is time for us to go. Laura is in here
next than Rob Brandt, who, from what I understand, is
going to braid his ponytail for opening day tomorrow. A
what a cool occasion, I know, he says, you know what,

(01:04:13):
I very rarely do this, but it's opening day and
I'm going to braid my ponytail. One side of the
braid is going to be orange, one's going to be blue.
What I've been told. Now, I don't know if he's
actually going to follow through on that, but that's what
I've been told. We gotta win. We got a ponytail
like that. Yeah, So Laura's up next. We'll see him.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
This is the Joshinness Show on one OHOS six point
seven DOUBLELLZ Detroit's reels