March 18, 2026 • 58 mins
Team USA loses to Venezuela in the World Baseball Classic, a former Baywatch star was arrested over the weekend, Josh bombing on stage at the St. Patrick’s Day party at the Vintage House in Fraser, the proper way to pronounce the name of the country Iran, an embarrassing situation James had in the bathroom, did Josh mess up the work he does for another stations in the country after he partied for St. Patrick’s Day?, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wullz Detroit one six point seven Detroit's Wheels radio station.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Dare well come in six so seven. It is the
Josh and Show. I am Josh, he is James. Salutations
on this the day after Saint Patrick's Day rough one.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Was it is right now for me? Why is that, James?
I'm just exhausted this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Why are you exhausted this morning? You left the party early. Yeah,
I said, We've just got to go home and go
to sleep.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
No, that's not how it works.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Go home, deal with the kids, make dinner, get the
kids to bed, got to play a video game.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Video game is a down for maintenance.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It was a bad day for you once you left
the party. Party was a fine time. Baby woke up
the middle of the night. You needed to be rocking
asleep with my ship. So I will state the obvious here.
I know if you made the choice. You made this choice. Hey,
you asked I did it? Look and I made the
christ ask.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah. And I'm telling you the reasons.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
And I'm letting you know that you chose to have
a child toolm In fact, yeah, what you should have
done is like adopted a teenager. He would have had
the same joy of having a child above that, Oh,
you're not my real dad, like the way I already
but had with my son. The idea a few yellowdies
like a teenage adopted son makes me laugh.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That would be I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Glad you're not my real son. My real son wouldn't
be a dick like this. You want to hear about
your real parents? Kid? I bet your dad was in
jail twenty five per light. Yeah, Jackson Cowney, you want
to go and say, how'll drive you up there? Maybe
your babies dick you for a little bit, quitting My
(01:48):
little Debbie Cake, get a job. I don't care if
you're like fourteen. God deliver some papers like I did
when I was fourteen. There are kids in Indonesians sweat shops.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That are four that are working.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Six months, you'll be working at the grocery store. You
see that Nirvana's shirt from Walmart. You're wearing four year
old Indonesian kid made that, and you're over here mooching
off of me.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, but the other dad said, yeah, I know that
would be wise.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Your uncle, Yeah, Uncle Josh is here. I know he
sounds like he's drunk, but he's not.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Jo He might be. He's not drunk.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
He just stays in that state forever. He's he's perma buzzed,
he's parma buzzed. There's a difference between being drunk and
being buzzed. Don't believe the billboards. There's a difference. They're
booth still drunk driving, don't get that wrong. But there's
a difference in how you.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Feel and the likelihood that you make at home. You
got it anyway, I'll.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Say you're right back to that Foster House, Amanda.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Refund, go to your room, Tyler speed of my credit card.
It looks like I bought it from Timu or something.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Anyway, welcome man. We did have a good time at
Vintage House yesterday, the Blast yesterday, very good time. We'll
tell you some details on that because at one point
they asked me to get up on stage during this
DJ set and it really just didn't go well.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You've never seen anybody kill the vibe quicker. He's like
Charles Man's that vibe there. So we'll get into it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
We got that. We got Pistons tickets at seven twenty
five and nine to twenty five. It was on this
day in nineteen ninety seven that the album nine Lives
from Aerosmith came out because it's not really a truly
memorable album.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's not like.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Pump or Permanent Vacation or Toys in the Attic or
anything like that. But it did produce a song that's
pretty good, a song called Pink, which I enjoy. It's
kind of a little bluesy, little funky jam. Okay, late
nineties Aerosmith. So we'll get you rocked and loaded with that.
They'll get some other Arosmith. Double shot of Erosmith today.
(04:12):
That's Stephen Tyler and the Harmonica, I think. So he's
honking on bobo as it were. Welcome in, everybody, Glad
you're hanging out with us this morning. It is the
Josh in his shall. If you want to get in,
shoot us a text. Text the word Josh and your
message to five one eight A one, The Josh in
his show sports Ah Right, Welcome in Everybody. So in
(04:37):
the World Baseball Classic last night, Venezuela won the whole thing.
They won three to two over the United States of America.
The positive is none of us actually care. That's the
beauty about losing something you don't care about.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Is you don't care. Google drove through that rain.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Off of that, I know that's the saddest part.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
A dangerous driving Florida.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah. So in the eighth inning, Bryce Harper hit a
home run that tied the game. Then Eguanio Suarez drove
in the go ahead run on the top of the knife.
He of course, who could have been a member of
the Tigers last year, but they didn't make a deal
at the deadline. I said he could have been. I
mean theory, he could have been. He was just a
name all the sports dufuses we're talking about, like where.
(05:23):
But he ended up winning the game for Venezuela. Let's
put it this way. Winning the game meant more to
Venezuela than losing the game impacted anybody in America because
we don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean, they look good.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I was.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I watched the start of the game and they look
almost very dominant. You know what I care about. I
care about the important sports like handy capable hockey, yeah, hockey, yeah,
and lady hockey.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You've always said that, I've look.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I have been nothing if not consistent in my views
on sport.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
The sports that matter are.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
In this order, handy capable hockey, hockey, and lady hockey,
gold middles, and we dominate those sports, so we don't
dominate baseball.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
What are you gonna do? We'll live.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Now that this is over, Buckle up for the long
seven month regular baseball season.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's a long season.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It's a long, long journey, so buckle up for it.
But that starts pretty soon too. We're gonna be out
for an opening day broadcast before you know it. But
other things going on in the world. I believe the
Howard Bison who won yesterday, Howard beat UMBC. That's Maryland
(06:38):
Baltimore County. They play one in one of these playing
games in the first four. I believe that means that
Howard is going to face Michigan in the first round.
So that will be Michigan's opponent will be Howard. Other
things going on NBA wise, the Pistons took care of
the Wizards one thirty to one seventeen. Duran had a
(07:02):
good game thirty six points and twelve rebounds in that one.
So the Pistons winning the basketball game over the lowly Wizards,
one of the worst teams in the NBA.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
So that is a game you should win. Glad you won.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
And they won that one Kade dealing with some back spasms.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Do you ever have backspasms? I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I mean neither, but they seem painful. Yeah, I mean
I got in my own back issues. But that's from
a bulging disc. Wow, that's how'd you get a bulging
disc shoveling snow? See, every time I talk people about
how crappy snow is, that's what happens to you end
up with a bulging disc.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Snow's the worst.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Dude. Put me on the floor, somebody. I was some
like a meme or something where it was like, well,
if it was a question on Twitter, like would you
rather have to mow the lawn in a hundred degree
heat or shovel snow and zero? I'm like, I don't
care if it's eighty degrees in there's snow. I don't
want to show snow. Temperature doesn't matter. Get me out there.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
You know what you can do. You can drink a
beer while you're.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Mowing the law. You get one of those cool necklaces
with the fans on the side. There's a lot of
ways like heat sucks. Don't get me wrong. I grew
up in the stuff one hundred degrees with like one
thousand percent humidity. I get it, it's hot and humid
where you grew up, correct, But I would take that
over like seven degrees and like a foot of snow
trying to shovel the snow.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Dude, I've never been into more human place than when
I went to New Orleans. Like, oh yeah, it's like
you walk out and you're instantly sweaty.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
My buddy got married there, and he got married there
like in the summer, and I was in a tux
the whole time I set through the tucks.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It was disgusting.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Tried the extra when you returned there, it was vile
and the thing didn't fit because it was one of
those situations where like you ordered it, like you'd have
it sent to you, I'd have it sent back four
times because like, all these guys are all in good shape,
so they wear these like tight tailored suits, and I'm like, guys,
look at me. I can't do that. And then I
tied the boat tie wrong, so the entire night my
(08:59):
boat tight kind of face downward. So I looked more
like I was like Colonel Sanders or something. I'm like,
why I look so stupid? Yeah, I looked like I
was rude, a bolo type, like a cowboy tie.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
All right.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
We have got Pistons tickets coming up at seven twenty five.
And it seems that I embarrassed myself greatly at this
party yesterday at Vintage House.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh boy, We've.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Got audio of that as well, and I'm not proud
of it. It's all coming up on wheels. Listen to
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that is Billy Squire That is for Doug at the J. C.
Penny and Sterling Heights, which doesn't open for another three and.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
A half hours, but he's there.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's the Josh Jennis Show, Josh and James Today. Welcome
in everybody. Glad you are with us. So here's a
story for you. So remember Alexandra Paul from Baywatch was
she was the one that you'd always watch Baywatch and
no offense, you'd go, why is this woman on Baywatch?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
She was always the one that was like the straight
laced person on the show. She wasn't like you know, the.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
She wasn't c. J. Parker, gotcha. She was like more
of the serious she was.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
She was the one that he looked at like and
didn't think she was hot. Like nobody thought that Alexandra
Paul on Baywatch was hot, like no one.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
No one watched Baywatch for Alexandra Paul.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But she was more of an actual important part of
the show compared to like, you know, Pam Anderson.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
The character was more important.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Obviously, Pam Anderson was more important to Baywatch because she
had large knockers. Yes, but then there were others like
Yasmine Bleeth. You know who was hot or what's the
other gal's name. Well, there's a bunch of them, but
there's like all the I had all the damn posters
when I was a kid because I was a total
horn dog. Erica Alaniak was one of them. Donna Dieko
(10:51):
was one of them. They had a lot of hot
bay Watch chicks. I mean, that was the whole point
of bay Watch. They were the bay Watch babes. Nicole Egert,
Nicole Eggar was so hot back in the day. I
urge you to watch a movie called blown Away. It
is soft course smut featuring featuring her, uh Nicole and
the two Corey's, and it's just Corey Ham and Nicole
(11:15):
Eggert going at it the whole movie. It's really an
incredible film. But anyway, that's a fantastic plot. Listen, I
don't even know what the plot was. Here's what the
plot was. Fast forward, fast forward. Oh they're having sex.
Fast forward, fast forward, fast forward. Oh boy, look at that.
Look at Corey Ham getting it. Fast forward, fast forward,
fast forward. Oh they're doing it again. And then fast forward. Oh,
(11:38):
movie's over.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Wow. That was the plot of blown Away.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
But anyway, So Alexandra Paul, she of Baywatch, has been arrested.
And when you hear that somebody from Baywatch got arrested,
generally speaking, you're probably thinking that they gotten arrested for
like meth or something, because that's what they all get
arrested for it. But no, Alexandra Paul as an activist,
an animal rights activist who broke into a farm in
(12:04):
Wisconsin over the weekend and rescued and trying to rescue
like fifty dogs or something like that, because they're in
this farm where like they test dogs for like different
medications I think, and stuff like that, and they breathe them.
So she and her buddies went in there fifty protesters
to the Ridgeland Farms in Blue Mound, Wisconsin and said
we're busting these dogs out of here.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
It ran in slow motion, I think, so of the property.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Let's go, hello, activists. Do you think David Chokichi he
came with her, maybe wouldn't that be great? Like you look,
it's Alexandra Paul, David Chokichi, the dude that played Hoby
was just gonna say what about Hobi Hoby? And they're
all I you couldn't give me a million dollars to
(12:49):
name the kid who played Hoby. Was it josh something
or something Jackson? And that's not Joshua Jackson, that's Pacey
and Mighty Ducks, that's Charlie. But I swear it was
like something Jackson who played.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Homie, Jeremy Jackson.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Jeremy Jackson. I knew it was two jays.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I was close and then also Brandon call at some point.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Maybe I don't know, but maybe what you do is
she get like Alexandra Paul David choke at. She see
if you can bust yasmine leif out of jail, get
together and go rescue some dogs. And they're all beagles,
so they're adorable. Oh can you imagine when she gets
in there and she's got like three beagles in her
arms on the run, and like one of these dogs
(13:31):
looks up and it's like, wait a minute, are you
Stephaning from Baywatch, one of my greatest fantasies in my
former life be rescued by a Baywatch baby. I was
hoping it was gonna be Donna Diericho, but thank you.
That's great. Well, you don't want any of them these days.
(13:51):
Apparently there's a Baywatch rebooth that's happening. Then they're gonna
use that fembot gymnast from LSU in the show What's
her damn Name? Live Be Done?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Paul Skeene's lady. She is a fembod.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I watched her on college game day one of these years,
like last year or the year before. This woman is
a fembod. She I mean, like there's nothing going on
up there. Bless her heart, just like she and Paul
Skins come across as two humans who are dumber than
a bag of hammers, just two dufices that are just
like whatever. They're like Dwayne like that, they're like Kimmy
Gibbler's boyfriend is whatever whatever, like, good for her. She's
(14:28):
found a way to turn gym being a gymnast into
you millions of dollars because she's hot and he can
throw the ball hard, so all well and good. They
are two dufuses. And apparently she's going to be in
bay Watch. There's a reboot of Baywatch, I guess, and
she or it's either a movie version or a reboot
of bay Watch or Brooks Nader. Yeah, whoever that is,
I don't know who that is, but anyway, Alexandra Paul,
(14:51):
I don't did anybody have an Alexandra Paul poster follow up?
Was there an Alexandra Paul poster? I think they might
have done that just to be nice.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I don't. I bet you it's none of her solo
but I bet you her with the rest of the baby.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, she's kind of like in the background, Like we'll
see j Parker's up in front, and ys mean Bleethe
is up in front, and Donna Dierico and Erica Laniac
and Nicole Eggert, they're all up in front, and she's
kind of just in the back.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh, I forgot. She started on the show with really
really short hair.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Oh that's the part that sucked. You watch it and
you go, what is this person? She has a haircut
like my grandma. I don't want to like, no, no
offense to Alexandra Paul, who seems to be doing wonderful
things to help dogs. Nobody was like, you know what
I want more Alexandra Paul. I want an Alexandra Paul
poster on my wall.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It looks like she made it out of some trading cards.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
But yeah, like there's no way that there was a Yeah,
there's no way. There's no way anybody had the like
imagine like see that's what it would be like. Imagine
like you like if there was like a character or
something then like like in the jingle all the way,
like when the kid might have gotten the sidekick Booster
instead of the Turbo, everybody had Booster, nobody had turble Man.
(16:02):
Yeah you want a Turboman, right, Like imagine if you
for Christmas are like I want a bay Watch poster
and you open it up on Christmas morning and it's
Alexandra Paul and it's this picture with her short hair
holding the life preserver thing.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, I would not put that on my wall.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I could not pleasure myself to that even at like
ten years old.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I would say there's not enough cleavage there to qualify
for my wall.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
All that said, good for her trying to help the dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
She broke into someone's farm and was kidnapping these dogs.
But hey, I think that her book, I think that
her her motives are good. But she was just like
the worst of the bay Watch chicks because she was
the least hot of the bay Watch chicks.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
That's all. Hey, she look.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
She's in jail for something, you know, positive at least
I'm like most of them from Baywatch, especially drugs.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yep. And so there you go. Robin McDonald's It's.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Josh and James, The Josh Ennis Show, and this is
Lincoln Park. We're breaking the habit well a six point
seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Ennis Show. All right, coming up,
here's what we got. We've got your chance to win
Piston's tickets. That's at seven twenty five. Also at nine
twenty five today we will have sports and and I
have not listened to this video or watched the video,
(17:18):
but I have been told that that I don't. This
is that I embarrassed myself. Yeah, if you thought jingle
ball was bad. Oh really yeah, Oh I heard that.
I embarrassed myself pretty good at this party yesterday. I
was having a great time. You were, but apparently I
embarrassed myself. You stopped the party for everybody, and then
he went back to having a good time and the
(17:39):
party kick back in. Okay, Well we're gonna find out.
So we have audio of this that's coming up in
just a few on wheel. If you missed any of
the Josh Innis show, listen on demand on our free
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Wheels Da Indeed, Huma, we are the Joshnish Joe, Josh
(18:00):
and James. We'll have sports in a few minutes. USA
Baseball team lost. Who cares? That's the beauty of it.
If we when we rule, if we lose, who cares,
it didn't matter. That's called be an American. If the
schoopl had a scary drive back to Spring creany you
may have, But I enjoyed this message that came to
(18:22):
the station. It just says you need to stop singing
with three exclamation points. But the thing that's funny about
it is this was at five thirty. This morning. I
wasn't on the air at five thirty this morning. Was
somebody else on the air singing? Or was he just
yelling at whatever song was on at five thirty? And
if he was listening to the podcast, that could have
(18:44):
been When did we do that Boston audition that was?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
That was yesterday?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I think, yeah, I had to be yesterday. Well, okay,
this track's journey any way you want, it was on
at five thirty today. So as it turns out, old
Buddy wasn't talking to me, he was talking to Steve Perry.
So take that Steve so in Facebook user, take that
up with Steve Perry anyway. So, also coming up, I
(19:12):
have not seen this video or heard the audio from
said video, but apparently I really embarrassed myself at Vintage
House yesterday, like cringe worthy embarrassment.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Was greatest shout out to the east Side I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Oh really, this the two words horny ladies ring a bell? No, okay,
it doesn't, but I'm sure it will.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Will when's you see the video, I hope.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
All right, So that's coming up here in a few
minutes as well. But first we will play you some
rock and roll music because after all it is mother,
this is Danzig on Detroit's Wheel, the Josh inn Is
Show sport all right. So, Venezuela won the World Baseball
(20:03):
Classic with a three to two triumph over the American
Club yesterday. Rice Harper tied it for America late that
was in the eighth inning with a two run homer,
but then a Huenio Suarez drove in the go ahead
run for Venezuela. I think there are.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Two ways you can look at this.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
On one hand, you can say, wow, the USA dudes
lost to a team from a third world country.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Sure, Or you.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Can say, well, we may have lost, but at least
we don't live.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
In a third world country. Oh there's a silver lining.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You gotta find the silver lining and everything, and I
think I have.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
It.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Is fascinating, though, that a group of people that play,
you know, grow up playing baseball with rocks, you know,
in a third world country can beat a bunch of
dudes who probably grew up having their mommies drive them
to like tournaments all over the country and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Is fascinating.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Again, in a one game situation, anybody can beat anybody.
That's why, you know, the NCAA two It is so
popular because on a given day, you have one off day,
they hit twenty threes. Before you know it, Maryland Baltimore
Counties beat in Virginia. You know, like that kind of
stuff happens. But it is crazy to think that you've
got these kids. And growing up, I hated baseball players,
(21:15):
Like on a personal level, I played baseball until I
was about sixteen freshman in high school. I finally stopped
playing and just focused on being a bad basketball player
and golfer, but I played baseball growing up. Baseball players
were the absolute worst. They were douchey, they were entitled,
seemingly all of their parents had money, and if they
(21:37):
didn't have money, they took all the money they had
to pay for their kid to play on traveling tournament
teams and stuff. I hated baseball players growing up. They
were just toolboxes. Then I got to high school and
I hated them even more because they were just gross
and they were all like like fourteen years old, spitting
tobacco and stuff, and I'm like, hight Yosemite, Sam Chillou, Like,
(21:57):
I don't want any part of this, would you? Like,
I'm telling you, they were all gross, and they all
had an odor about them, like the baseball players are
just douchey, and my experience growing up with them, I
didn't like them, so I enjoyed the basketball guys. Hockey
guys are like the coolest dudes ever. Like you worked
in hockey in the minor leagues, and I worked in
minor league hockey, so you're around these dudes and they're
(22:17):
the coolest dudes on the planet. Baseball players are toolboxes
by and large, and I think a lot of it
comes from being entitled and having money growing up and
your parents doting all over you in pain for special lessons.
Who probably wasn't getting special lessons to play baseball.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
The Venezuelan players.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Not out some special lessons, so and then they looked
so good for them. Look, despite what CNN may tell you,
America is not as bad as Venezuela, and at least
we have that going for us.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
So we lost.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
But as we noted earlier, who dominates handy capable hockey USCA,
who dominates lady hockey, who dominates min hockey US exactly
the sports that matter.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Everyone knows that in the grand scheme of things, if.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
You give people the option to win at baseball or
handy capable hockey. We're taking handy capable hockey every day,
so take that for what you will.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
But you know I'm right.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
There's no sense in texting or calling because hey, you
won't anyway.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I'm not giving you anything. Indeed, no sense in bothering.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Me about this today, because you know it's a fact
in America has been well documented that we care more
about handy capable hockey than we care about baseball, unless
it's the Savannah bananas. We care a lot about that.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
That stilts man.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, you see, every time there stilts would have been
out there, you might a Huiosuarez ain't doubling to win
the game off of stilts now, is he?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Sign them out?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Also, the Pistons won last night.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
They beat the Wizards, as we should beat the Wizards
because the Wizards are one of the worst teams in baseball. Boys,
and that my friend friends is sports coming up. Well,
I wasn't going thirsty yesterday. I'm not not at all.
So I have not seen this video or heard this audio,
but I hear it's pretty embarrassing to me from this party.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Most people go to hydrate with beer, but you do one.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
O six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh and His Show
and is Josh and James.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Hello things got lit.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yesterday we were at Vintage House and there was a
great party, awesome party had the tent outside you had.
There was a cool party yesterday, totally.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Like I said, there's a different party in each room. Correct.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
So outside there was a DJ and it was fun,
and then inside they had the band that was playing
a lot more like a rock type of deal. We
had people doing line dances. We had people getting hammered.
Like the second I walked in, dudes from Vintage House
came over and they're like, you need a beer.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I'm like, well, yeah, I need a beer.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
When I walked in, my wife dropped me off because
I'm a child, and my wife dropped me off and
she's like, are you planning on getting hammered at this?
I'm like no, I'm gonna be here for like two hours.
It's an appearance. I'm probably not gonna do it. I'm
gonna keep it professional. And then I walk in and
they're like you want some you want some beers? They're
like yeah, let's go. So before you even got there,
and by the way, you got there three minutes after
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I did. By the time I got there, they took
me back into a VIP area and gave me two
Guinness and I'm double fisting Guinness and I'm like, well,
I guess it's on. Anthony had a conversation with me
and Hassan while you were out doing your partying, and
he's like.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Josh, got okay, you need a beer. He's like, yeah,
so I pour him two guinness and the next thing, no,
glok look look look look glok glok.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
So then I give him two more. He was impressed. Well,
look you blew his mind.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
With how fast you could chug those gidnesses down.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Like that's how I roll, bro. I try to tell
you I have a gift. Yeah so so glug glug
glug glug glood glug glug. And then I'm I had
four of those before we left the v I. By
the time I had been there for ten minutes, I
already had four guinnesses. Because that's kind of how I
do things. I like to get out in front early,
so I loosen up. I'm a more fun person once
(26:06):
I've loosened to you the social MODEI I get it. Yeah,
so and I've become more sociable and I'm more talkative
then before.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
You know, what about doing line dances with people and
you can drop it low too. I dropped it low.
I was like, wow, we can look.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I can shot y'as slide. All right, So we have
this audio here. I'm not I'm not proud of whatever
this is. I want that to be known. I have
no I have not watched this, so I have not
listened to it. You told me to just not just
told me to be surprised because they brought me up
on stage and they kept talking to me like hey,
come up, and like, didn't I get the crowd hyped
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up and we'll hype you up?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
But I'm like, okay, cool, I'll do that.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I didn't want to because I also understood that the
crowd that was outside at the DJ area was not
the Josh Ennis show crowd. Oh they're there to dance,
you know, dream and let's just go full disclosure. They
don't know who I am. Correct, They have no freaking
clue who Josh is.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Right.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I know that because we asked a couple of late.
You had some of some of our shirts like, hey,
do you even know what that is you're like, no, no,
you give us a free shirt, no, no clue. And
I know this, like you know when a group isn't
going to know who you are and they just want
to be dancing and partying. So I think I know
what I said, but I haven't seen evidence of it.
All I know is I got up on stage and
I look out and this look on your face.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Was of like terror.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
I was like, I just like watching a car crash,
like WHOA like killing.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
The vibe man, like an axe murder.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
You're adjasing on Friday the thirteenth, and you were gunning
for the party vibes in that tent.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
My here's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, let me play one song here and make sure
everything's set up all right, because I need to go
make sure there's no let me make sure bleep it
you can bleep and all that stuff. So let me
play one more song here and then we'll play this
audio that I am absolutely going to be appalled by.
If I had to guess by the look on your
face yesterday and right now, if you thought you was
mad at jingle Ball, wait till you hear this, all right,
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here's blank well six point seven Detroit's Wheels Joshennis show.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
So here we go.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
This is the audio they bring me up on stage
at the party at Vintage House yesterday. I'm in this
DJ so there's a DJ booth, there's all these people.
It's drunk, horny people. They're playing me so horny, by
the way, I recall that. So they bring me up
on stage right after, like me, so horny is playing
and I believe you even I forgot what song was playing,
but you looked at me at one point and go like,
(28:27):
I didn't know that was the lyrics to that. Yes,
there was the song and the lightning they're about mouth
to butt stuff and I was like what. So then
they bring me up on stage again, not exactly like
I'm a fun time and I know how to get
the crowd going, but no one knows who I am.
Like if Mojo would have gone up there, they all
would have.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Been like, oh my god, it's me, because why I
said when he got down, you should be like, I
know Mojo.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I should have just said I am Mojo. Oh yes,
But I would have seen this video or heard the audio.
But here's the audio of them bringing me up on
stage and where it goes from there, this is w
l o C. He's gonna get a shut out to
the east side. What's up to? Thank you wolf?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Here go?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
What's tip everybody? Well, the horny girls at Yeah, we're
that Yeah, okay whatever, that's fun. NT's go.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Look, it's like we're on the horny ladies are no,
so horny No.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
And it's like almost you can almost hear like the record.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Well, the horny girls at feel so horrible.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
No, nobody knows who you are.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Why is why is this guy on stage asking where
the horny girl's at? Because I was just playing up
this the song was they were all dancing, it was
so horny. Who is that is that?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Uncle Cracker?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's like, hey, ladies, I just want to make you smile.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Well, the horny girls at you fix up?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
God.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
But like that's the man who's got to make a wish.
He always wants to get stage through the DJ.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
He's a jorable.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Off to a good start. Okay, No it's not. It's
not off to a good start. I'll tell you why.
It's not off to a.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Good start because when one person goes who it wasn't
me either, And like at that point, you can tell
none of them want you there.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
It is the worst.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
This must be what the white guy at the Apollo
feels like, because you're up there and you're like, none
of these people want me here. Well, the crowd is
like you want to hear the Nicki Minaj verse and
then shut up.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Then I'm up on stage and I'm like what's man?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
And like one person collaps and I'm like, oh God,
they don't want me here? What do I do?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
This is this is not good?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
What do I do? And then I'm like, well, Josh
and the song, well the horny girls are you fish? Yeah? Okay, whatever,
that's fun.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
He's a hardy, Like I want to know, like what
you saw in the crowd after that?
Speaker 4 (31:01):
He's so hard are you just instantly go oh yeah whatever, okay,
like you knew that moment I was like, we're done.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
I saw a look of just disgust on everyone's face,
like why is this guy here? And I'm nothing that's
not self aware. I am self aware enough to know
when people have That's why I didn't want to go
up there. Like I was trying to like tell all
the guys, like video all these guys, I'm like dude,
just let me get drunk enough where I don't know
I'm doing this, so at least I have an excuse.
But I was sober enough going up there where I'm
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like okay, and then like you kind of know that
they don't want you there, so you just have to
be self aware about it and go like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Well, there's two routes you can get up.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
There and go like just keep it going, or even
say yeah, I know I don't want to talk to
me either.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Here's more music. So that was.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Let's go, and I never got them back. I never
got I never had them. But then I didn't even
get the one guy who clapped the first time back.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
You didn't even get the lady that was Horny that
thought your name was Steve did cheer for you?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Well, the horning girls at.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Oh God, I'm like your forty year old virgin.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Show seven w LLZ Detroit's Wheels, Well, the horning girls
at Horny Did you post that video?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
It's a Facebook, so I let me.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Let me go to the Facebook and watch it and
see I've I've heard the audio, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Seen the video.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Make sure you check out your suite looks like Trump
inspider dance moves. I got a backwards hat, you know,
I got the like I look badass, let's not lie,
I look bad again.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
But oh no, so then I do the this, so
there I go.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
There's the me so hey, we're all the horny, oh boy,
And then I'm doing oh what is this?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I don't know what is this sort of what is
this move? Like the trumpy days?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Oh god, I should have just gotten up there done
Trump stuff and mayb you've got no better reaction here.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Undergarments storas sometimes referred to as panties.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
And none of them were moist at that party when
you got on stage. Oh it's terrible. It's like you
tried them all up. Like at this point, like I
can almost pass myself off as almost cool. But then,
you know, you get up there and you do the
you do this move and go well the girls, and
then nobody says anything. And the only thing going through
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my mind.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Was the jig was up. Yes, the jig was up.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Indeed, Like oh no, but you guys gotta go check
out this video on the Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Maybe we'll read the best comments. Oh you gotta go
watch Josh totally bombed.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
It's so, and I think you turned your hat backwards
right before you went to go on stage, because I
think when you left me, when Vinnie Vinnie the promoter
came and got you to go on stage, oh you
were like, I think you're trying to get them for
another beer.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
And he's like, no, no, no, come on, come on,
let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
And then the hat goes backwards. Oh, well, do you
know what that's like. That's like, I'm like nine And
that was a nine like performance, right it was. It
was like and at that moment he knew he was.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I just tried to take my hat and I turn
it around and it's like a switch that goes on.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
And then I flipped the switch and the switch became
the me so horny guy and that was the end
of the day. Well the horn girl so horny especially
already have two comments. One says let's party and one
is a gift of boo this man, boo me Sonny
(34:36):
me love you long time.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
If Randy Orton is the legend killer, you are the
party vibe killed my friend. But in my defense, I
was owning the party inside, so like, okay, yes, I
killed the fine. I assassinated the vibe of the outdoor party.
I didn't to go up there. I was asked to
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go up dance.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I went out and owned the dance floor inside doing
the line dance.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah you did, absolutely did. I crushed.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
I absolutely murdered the line I was doing that.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I was doing the.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Chodshaw slide yep, and I was owning the Chodshaw slide.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
And back to line dancing.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
There's another line dancing story because in the party tent
later there was a group of African American women doing
at Yes, so you hop over there, you're gonna start
to join in the dance. Next thing I know, you're
running back to me and hassan going there's not even
a real line dance.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
They're just like making it up. I'm like, dude, there's
like eight women out there all doing the same dance moves.
It's gotta be a dance.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I don't did.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I think maybe you just don't.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Know that one.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Yeah, like you're something like expert line dancer and they're
doing some dance you've never heard of. There's six or
seven women, Two of them are white, the.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Rest are African American.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
So obviously you all know the dance movies they're all
doing in sanchronized, So you're the one that the fish.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Out of water. They made it up. They were scatting.
This is not even a real dance.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
It's not a real dude. Look, it's sacronized, like Olympic swimming.
It's sacronized. They're right on beating everything. I know line
dances as part of different songs. So if they played footloose,
I would know how to footloose. If they did the
Cupid shuffle, I would do the Cupid shuffle, if they
did the chadschaw slide that did the macharain is also,
moments after, just go out and make up line dances
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to whatever moment's answer you.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Were, like, every line dance is essentially the same exact thing.
Just do a different song it is.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
They go out there and dance. Don't come back saying
it's not even a real line dance.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
They're not doing a real dance.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yes they were. They were making stuff off.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
The jig was up. They were making things up.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
You can't fool me.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
You were making things up, and I don't like him.
Party vot killer.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Make sure you go to the Josh initial Facebook page.
Get over there, drop some comments make Josh feel better
or worse about himself. There's no better, there's no feeling
better about this. Where the horny girls at the coming
back from this? I will never feel better one of
the horny girls at Yeah, where are they?
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Gosh?
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Where did they go?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Nowhere near me? Not one, not one was near me.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
All right, it's ac DC.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Hey, come out in Blay.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
We are at Detroit's wheels Josh and to show Josh
and James what shaking everybody? If you want to know,
what was a real hoot was me going home last
night having to record these radio shows for different cities.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I had forgotten that I had to do that.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
I had worked because I know you took out off
kind of early because you had to walk the dog
before you went to the party. Correct, So I left here,
I walked my dog. Then I went to the party,
and then you know, as we discussed, I had like
four guinness in like five minutes just to get myself
good and loubed up and ready to go.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
You were extra lubed.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I was, Hey, look the fact that those gentlemen were
impressed by my skill.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
That's something I have that not everybody has.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
When Anthony was telling me about you guzzling those beers.
It's like a kid talking about their favorite progress, you know.
It's like, dude, they will talk to me about see
them punk. You like to see them punk a guzzling beer,
like because I pour them too.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Gloolook look glok glook Look, I'll give them two more.
Gloog glook glok glood glug. I'm like Andre the Giant.
But so then I had to go home because I
had to do I had to do an air shift.
Voice tracking is what it's called.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Have you gone? Have you listened anyless tracks? Are there
anything that could just go on on nonporn one? You
know what? I can dig them up and say.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
So I will go find those and we can find
out because I don't remember doing the No no emails
there from anypds or anything, no bosses, no nobody yet.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
That's a good SI.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
All aired last night at like seven and midnight, and
there are three hours behind us too. Yeah, well one
is three and one is two because one was in
Seattle and one was in Utah. So I don't remember
doing these at all, Like I woke up.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Like Jilly, did I do this? Like yeah you did?
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Oh boy? Or maybe I sounded great. I don't know,
I haven't heard, so maybe we can dig those up too.
But anyway, you had a situation that was also embarrassing,
not at the party, but at the radio station for
the party, so we'll get into that.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Hold on to that.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
So, James, look, my embarrassing story was that at thest
is no video evidence of my embarrassment? Yeah, well the
horny girls at fare so that obviously happened to me yesterday.
But you also had an embarrassing moment here at the
radio station. So we'll talk about that. We'll do sports
(39:48):
as well. We've got more coming up.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
It's a josh in a show on one of six
point seven.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
W LZ, Detroit's wheels one O six point seven Detroit's
wheel and an ARC radio station.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Guaranteed josh in a show eight o'clock.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
We will have sports coming up for you in just
a second, and then James will have an embarrassing tail.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, it's my embarrassment confession morning.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
It is. My day sucked yesterday too, the horny girls. That,
to be fair, my day was great yesterday, but today's
not so good. That was not a great moment, A
regrettable moment.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
It was definitely a hell of a party.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
I hope you get to go back next year. I
hope so too.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I really enjoyed it. Vintage House. How many corny sandwiches?
You gross too?
Speaker 2 (40:37):
So right before we left, Hass from the radio station goes,
you want a corn beef sandwich? Bro.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
I'm like, yeah, I'd love one like I love too.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
No, So we sit down and eat the corned beef
sandwich and he eats one. You want another one? I'm like, yes,
I do.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
So we both ate two corn beef sandwiches. Has is awesome.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, we had a good time and Bennie and Anton,
everybody did. It was great and James everybody that we wait,
well you're James, I am. It was a great time.
But anyway, all right, we're gonna do sports. And then
James has an embarrassing tale from the radio station involving
the men's room that is all coming up the Josh
(41:16):
inn Is show. Sports alighty, let's see. Yeah, I have
a conspiracy theory. Oh yeah, I think America let Venezuela win.
You think so they gave him a pity win. I
think they needed that because we're doing so much winning
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here in America, what with our hand capable hockey and
men's hockey and lady hockey and other hockeys and stuff.
I think they let Venezuela win because Venezuela needed something
to lift their spirits. Because once that baseball game is
over and you know, they go on, they're still in Venezuela,
which is essentially this is not me ripping Venezuela. Venezuela
(41:58):
is essentially a third world which is pretty remarkable, the
third world country where they like they hit rocks with
sticks to play baseball, allegedly.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
That they can do what they did.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
So look, I think America, that's us being benevolent, because
that's what we are. We're always looking out for everybody
else other than than Iran, but other than well, actually
we looked out for Iran. We didn't look out for
the Ayatoah and a couple of those people that may
have died whenever they dropped bombs on schools and stuff.
But other than that, we looked out for everyone in
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Iran too. Iran Iran. Flock of seagulls is Iran. The
country is Iran. The block of seagulls Iran country hair
ayatola iotola be okay. When I say iatola, you say
swoopy hair.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
No, what's the country? The iatolah is oh Iran? No Iran.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
When I say flock of seagulls, you say swoopy hair,
what country Iran?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
And then when I say this is hard, I know
it really is.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
This is almost as bad as me trying to use
my fingers to tell the drunk lady I was forty three.
She's like, did you just.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Give me like the combination to your locker?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
I was like, no, I forgot I had five fingers
and I forgot how many I was putting down and
putting a All right, so again, the country is Iran,
flock of seagulls Iran.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
I think we got that.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I think we nailed it. That's why people want to focus.
Had the focus.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
I think that's why people listen to it. That's a
good trick.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
I don't remember that, and I could be totally wrong.
Maybe it is just I think it's Iran, right, Iran.
The country is Iran, okay, and the song is Iran.
But if you're somebody that's down south, they're both Iran.
It's George W. Bush.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
It is just Iran.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
That's what I did when I was up on stage
today right after a bomb. Iran definitely didn't. Iraq, you did,
jig was up? What other Middle Eastern country names can
be using this? Let's see you didn't Afghanistan. I don't
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think that works, nor did you Pakistan.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Okay, hold on, let me try something, man, let me
see if I can make this work. Let's see Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
So now that we've got that. So when you think
of the island, I think islands. What do you think?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
So when you think of the eye of toolah, yes,
that is Iran.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
And when you think a flock of seagulls, it is Iran.
One day this is going to come in handy for
some dopey kid on the standardized test like ah, it.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Is block now you know, all right, and should start
your own phonics scores. I should.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Ran. Flock of seagulls is Iran, Iran. Flock of seagulls
as Iran. The country is Iran. There you go, all right.
And the Pistons won last night, So that's good news,
very good, all right, that my friends is sports and
(45:42):
coming up. James has an embarrassing bathroom story that is
after bon Jovi or Yovi, Oh ban Giovanni, there you go,
bad name.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
A wild mine.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
That is the father in law of Millie Bobby Brown
bon Giovi.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yeah, there's no more Bobby Brown.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
There's just Milly Bobby Christina, Milly Millie Bobby Brown.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
I forgot what Milly Bonnie.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Bonnie Bonnie Milly Bonnie bon If you don't know who
she is, she is famous for selling underpants on Instagram.
I think she's more famous for being eleven on Stranger Things,
but she's using that underpants. The only videos I see
are of Milly Bonnie Bonjioviy Brown selling her underpants on
the internet.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
That's where my Instagram knows her.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
And it's not like only fancies are fresh underpants, not
worn underpants.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Not yet yet, not yet, until she gets divorced from
John bon Giovi's son. Yes, then we find out, and
also we've learned. That's when we all right. So oh boy,
So obviously I had an embarrassing story yesterday, but you
also had an embarra. This is more of an embarrassing situation. Yeah, awkward,
do tell so going to the party, like I'm concerned
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that I'm going to have a poop.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Well, I mean I had to poop here. I'm like,
I gotta go, I gotta be there by one. It's
a little twelve. You're gonna have to make you have
a movement.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
You want to make sure you have a movement before
you go to a situation where the movement would be
an uncomfortable situation. I had to drop it like it's
hot and not in the way that you did last Yes,
totally in a completely different way.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
And there's been issues in the bathroom with the urinal.
It's been out of order, yeah, for like the last
few days. Yeah, this is true.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
And uh so I make my way into the bathroom
and what do my eyes see a plumber working on
the urinal. Now, for those who don't know our bathroom
set up, which why would you, there's one stall and
one urinal in this small little bathroom.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
They are literally like right now.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
I don't even know if it's legally removed far enough
from like the toilet from the urinal, but anyways, you
are literally that close, like within inches now.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
So I'm like, oh God, like he could be in here.
Oh day I can't like wait, and so you had
to sag.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
You had to go.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
I had to go.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
So I literally had to take a dump next to
the plumber. Usually, like if I'm pooping in a public place,
I try to hide my my sound. Well that's obvious,
you know. I usually wait and somebody comes in. Okay,
I'm gonna wait, and then once they wash their hands
and leave, then it's blowout. It's you know, World War three.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
But I had to. I had to let it all
out well with the plumper right next to me, and like, so, yeah,
that was me, And I'm like, do I apologize to
the guy?
Speaker 5 (48:25):
I just not do.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
I just like not mention anything. But like he could
hear the toilet flush. He warned him before, like, hey, Bud,
things are about to get rough. I didn't, but I
was like, what's the etiquette there? It be like, hey,
I'm gonna drop it like a hot bud. You might
not want to be in here for the man goes, hey, look, pal,
this is gonna sound like Iran, not flock a seagulls either.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
It's gonna like Iran pretty soon.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
But so I'm in there just pooping, like he's got
to hear all the sounds and I'm trying to like
so I'm like one one missile gets dropped, So I'm
trying to lean forward and try to hit the button
and give the man.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Just because you're like, they're not like a it's not
like a handle. No hit this like little rubber button.
It's impossible to hit.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Yeah, it's like when you stand up all of a
sudden it works. But like so I'm trying to like
push the button, like to give the guy a Curtsey flush.
It was just thank god. Security guard comes in, so
now there's like three.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Of us, but he's thrown the plumber, but I'm dropping
bombs that kind of movie's car.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
So I'm just like in there, like it's just awkward
for everybody.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
This is like the most awkward place I've ever had
experiences in the bathroom. It's like everybody wants to talk
to you in there, you know, from people that run
the building to people on other shows and just like, guys,
this is like the library.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Okay, you'd be quiet. The only sound that should be
coming out of the sounds that come from your body.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
I didn't know that's how things went down in the library,
but I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I think it's browned upon this ass in the library.
But like.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
I'm not used to having conversations. We'll blown conversations and
you know, hey, how's it going. What's up?
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (50:07):
So I heard of this part of the show. I'm like, hey, man,
I got my penis in my hand. I'm trying to
go key. Can we picked this up after a urine? So,
speaking of the bathroom, so.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
I saw two boxes of toilet paper when I walked in.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
This is gonna be big for case Ultrasoft coming through
for Casey, only the best from Amazon. Casey should just
go grab a roll of that, keep it with He
should carry it like like a carpenter carries his tools
to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Just bring your own toilet.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
He's got like a lock box, you know, and he
hands fucks it to his hands and briefcase. Al Right,
So if you want to get in, shoot us a text.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
I don't even know if the text works today. Try
and to see if it works. Text the word Josh
in your message to five one eight eight one.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
We want to hear from you.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Here's stp.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
It's black Sabbath.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
We are Detroit's wheels. I'm Josh, he's James. What we
got coming up here? Well, in an hour, we're gonna
have to give away two pairs of tickets to see
the Pistons, because well, I'll be honest, you didn't ring
the bell, and it's James's fault. James did not ring
the ticket bell. Thus I did not remember we had
tickets to give away.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
We're supposed to give away tickets. Thank you. Now, it's
more of a shame bell for you. All right, So
we'll do Shane.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
We'll do that at nine twenty five, and we'll read
some of the comments from people about our party yesterday.
Somebody said they feel that the most underrated part of
the audio is well, the audio we're gonna play that's
coming up.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
All the josh in is shown now at eight seven
seven nine eight eight.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
One O six seven one O six point seven w
LZ Detroits Wheels one O six point seven Detroit's wheels
for whom the bell tolls. So we played the audio
earlier of me bombing at the Vintage House party yesterday. Well,
the horny.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Girls at you so horny?
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Yeah, that's fine, that's fire. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
So I got a text that says the underrated. Best
part of that audio was.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Okay, whatever, that's fine, that's okay, cool, that's great, thanks
for having like you're trying to talk yourself into Lincoln.
It's okay, No, it's totally fine, totally fine. Like I'm
gonna go into the bathroom and like hype myself up
in the mirror. You got this, You're a star, you
(52:32):
got this, palce like I was trying to, you know,
trying to soften the blow for myself. But yeah, so
that was one that pers Okay, whatever, that's fine, that's
len's go, that's okay, whatever, it's fine, it's totally fine,
totally fine. And nobody responded to the where the horny
(52:52):
lady's at me? So horny, totally fine. So I also
told you, okay that after I did this, I forgot
that I had to go and do two radio shows
for Seattle and Utah. So i get home and I'm
laying on the couch and I'm like, I'm gonna fall asleep,
and Jilly goes, you know, you still haven't voice tracked
these stations, and I'm like, oh no, this is bad.
(53:13):
So I went and tried to find some audio to
see how it sounded. Oh boy, oh boy, I think
this is raw. This is the radio station in Utah.
Here we go Rock one O sixty seven. Anything that
rocks it is Josh. Welcome in friends on this Saint
Patrick's Day. Are you consuming alcohol right now? Have you
consumed it during the day? I have. Don't tell anyone,
(53:38):
Here's Nirvana. Don't tell my boss, I'm wasting right now.
You've been drinking too, right, not just me. I'm not
the only one who's been drinking ra rock one six seven,
any thing that rocks it is Josh. Welcome in friends
on this Saint Patrick's Day. Are you consuming alcohol right now?
(54:03):
Have you consumed it during the day? I have.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Don't tell anyone, Here's Nirvana. Will wastees boy, don't do nobody?
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Oh god, that was That was certainly the radio DJ
in his radio dj boys. Oh man, I had a day.
He did quite a day. Thank you, Vintage House. It's
a lovely time. We were in the glast Anthony and
Vinnie and everybody else. I'm glad that I could impress
Anthony with my guinness.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Committed poor m dude, glook glug glug? Did I do
two more? Gloo?
Speaker 5 (54:44):
Glud?
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Gluck blood, glood glug. Well, he told me there'd be
a tab.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
You're like the terminator I am, but like, don't tell
me there's going to be a tab because it's a challenge.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
A tab is a challenge if.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
You're like, hey, you've got like a limit of if
it's just a tab in an open bar, I would
urge you guys to go to that party next year.
It's a really cool party and multiple wings of the plays.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Very cool but anyway, great setup.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
We'll be get to go back next year hopefully, hopefully
we still have a radio show next year.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
Yes, that would be.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
That's my number one home. I'm going to put that
in my hope chest ideally information. Yeah, so we'll see.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
Alright, here is Bush Nirvana, that is in bloom. We
are one O six point seven Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
I'm Josh, He's James. It's the Josh Ennis Show. Hello friends.
We have Pistons tickets to give away. They are coming
off of victory over Washington last night, the Wizards. So
if you want tickets to see the very good basketball
team that is the Detroit Pistons taking.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
On Atlanta Hawks.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
Marchi, March twenty fifth, all right, So if you want
those tickets, call now. The phone number is eight seven
seven nine eight eight one oh six seven eight seven
seven nine eight eight one six seven. That is the
phone number. Good luck, though it doesn't really require luck
to just call sound like you have to. It's not
a game of skill, I guess then technically it is
a game of luck if we pick up.
Speaker 1 (56:07):
The phone when you call. Okay, so I take it back.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
There's some looking well, there is very little skill involved,
mostly luck. Correct, So I'm the more on here, jokes
on me. All right, call now. This is the Josh
Ennis Show on one OHO six point seven double LLZ
Detroit's Wheels All as six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh
Ennis Show, Josh and James. Make sure you follow us
(56:29):
on all the social medias. You can see the actual
video of me at the party advantage jell me. I
mean that, I mean it was bad. You know. Look,
I can acknowledge when things. I knew it was bad
when I did it, But then when I saw the video,
I'm like, oh yeah, it's pretty dance moves. It was horrific.
Speaker 1 (56:44):
We're on the horny ladies.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
It was truly among one of it was really horrific.
I don't know that I've ever done something that got
zero reaction. The only time that anything like that that
was worse happened was when I had to bring on
a band called cowboy Mouth.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
I'm on stage.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
She had and he says was their big hit song.
And they were playing some outdoor festival in Houston, and
I'm sports radio guy and like, someone has to go
up and bring them on stage.
Speaker 1 (57:08):
So they send me out and.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
I'm trying to hype the crowd up and I'm like, hey,
everybody ready for some cowboy Mouth And everybody's like yeah,
And I'm like, these guys are from New Orleans and
that's the home of the Super Bowl champion Saints. And
the drummer who's the singer Yes, just goes hurry the
f up, and I'm like, all right, come on out
there already dig it. But even that wasn't as bad
(57:31):
as yesterday. So that video is on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
That's paying ready at the top too, so check it out.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
Comments. All right, here's any born and raised in Canada.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
It is Journey.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Don't stop believing. We are the Joshness Show. Josh and
James about to get out of here. I forgot if
Craig is coming in tomorrow. I think he's coming Thursday.
So I think Thursday, Tomorrow Wednesday Wednesday. So yeah, tomorrow's Thursday, Tomorrow,
today's Wednesday. It is I have completely lost track of
all that means. The tournament starts tomorrow, when the whole
(58:03):
n CUAA tournament gets underway tomorrow, Boy, what a time. Huh,
As God is my witness, I thought tomorrow was Wednesday. No, No,
that's today, neat. I'm pleasantly surprised. It's like when you
find like five dollars in your pocket. All the extra
work you don't have to do for the other stations, now,
the whole day's worth of working. I'm ahead. I'm working ahead,
(58:25):
all right. Laura is up next. We'll see
Wullz Detroit one six point seven Detroit's Wheels radio station.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Dare well come in six so seven. It is the
Josh and Show. I am Josh, he is James. Salutations
on this the day after Saint Patrick's Day rough one.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Was it is right now for me? Why is that, James?
I'm just exhausted this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Why are you exhausted this morning? You left the party early. Yeah,
I said, We've just got to go home and go
to sleep.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
No, that's not how it works.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Go home, deal with the kids, make dinner, get the
kids to bed, got to play a video game.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Video game is a down for maintenance.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It was a bad day for you once you left
the party. Party was a fine time. Baby woke up
the middle of the night. You needed to be rocking
asleep with my ship. So I will state the obvious here.
I know if you made the choice. You made this choice. Hey,
you asked I did it? Look and I made the
christ ask.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah. And I'm telling you the reasons.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
And I'm letting you know that you chose to have
a child toolm In fact, yeah, what you should have
done is like adopted a teenager. He would have had
the same joy of having a child above that, Oh,
you're not my real dad, like the way I already
but had with my son. The idea a few yellowdies
like a teenage adopted son makes me laugh.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That would be I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Glad you're not my real son. My real son wouldn't
be a dick like this. You want to hear about
your real parents? Kid? I bet your dad was in
jail twenty five per light. Yeah, Jackson Cowney, you want
to go and say, how'll drive you up there? Maybe
your babies dick you for a little bit, quitting My
(01:48):
little Debbie Cake, get a job. I don't care if
you're like fourteen. God deliver some papers like I did
when I was fourteen. There are kids in Indonesians sweat shops.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That are four that are working.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Six months, you'll be working at the grocery store. You
see that Nirvana's shirt from Walmart. You're wearing four year
old Indonesian kid made that, and you're over here mooching
off of me.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, but the other dad said, yeah, I know that
would be wise.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Your uncle, Yeah, Uncle Josh is here. I know he
sounds like he's drunk, but he's not.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Jo He might be. He's not drunk.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
He just stays in that state forever. He's he's perma buzzed,
he's parma buzzed. There's a difference between being drunk and
being buzzed. Don't believe the billboards. There's a difference. They're
booth still drunk driving, don't get that wrong. But there's
a difference in how you.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Feel and the likelihood that you make at home. You
got it anyway, I'll.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Say you're right back to that Foster House, Amanda.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Refund, go to your room, Tyler speed of my credit card.
It looks like I bought it from Timu or something.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Anyway, welcome man. We did have a good time at
Vintage House yesterday, the Blast yesterday, very good time. We'll
tell you some details on that because at one point
they asked me to get up on stage during this
DJ set and it really just didn't go well.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You've never seen anybody kill the vibe quicker. He's like
Charles Man's that vibe there. So we'll get into it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
We got that. We got Pistons tickets at seven twenty
five and nine to twenty five. It was on this
day in nineteen ninety seven that the album nine Lives
from Aerosmith came out because it's not really a truly
memorable album.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's not like.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Pump or Permanent Vacation or Toys in the Attic or
anything like that. But it did produce a song that's
pretty good, a song called Pink, which I enjoy. It's
kind of a little bluesy, little funky jam. Okay, late
nineties Aerosmith. So we'll get you rocked and loaded with that.
They'll get some other Arosmith. Double shot of Erosmith today.
(04:12):
That's Stephen Tyler and the Harmonica, I think. So he's
honking on bobo as it were. Welcome in, everybody, Glad
you're hanging out with us this morning. It is the
Josh in his shall. If you want to get in,
shoot us a text. Text the word Josh and your
message to five one eight A one, The Josh in
his show sports Ah Right, Welcome in Everybody. So in
(04:37):
the World Baseball Classic last night, Venezuela won the whole thing.
They won three to two over the United States of America.
The positive is none of us actually care. That's the
beauty about losing something you don't care about.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Is you don't care. Google drove through that rain.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Off of that, I know that's the saddest part.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
A dangerous driving Florida.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah. So in the eighth inning, Bryce Harper hit a
home run that tied the game. Then Eguanio Suarez drove
in the go ahead run on the top of the knife.
He of course, who could have been a member of
the Tigers last year, but they didn't make a deal
at the deadline. I said he could have been. I
mean theory, he could have been. He was just a
name all the sports dufuses we're talking about, like where.
(05:23):
But he ended up winning the game for Venezuela. Let's
put it this way. Winning the game meant more to
Venezuela than losing the game impacted anybody in America because
we don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean, they look good.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I was.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I watched the start of the game and they look
almost very dominant. You know what I care about. I
care about the important sports like handy capable hockey, yeah, hockey, yeah,
and lady hockey.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You've always said that, I've look.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I have been nothing if not consistent in my views
on sport.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
The sports that matter are.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
In this order, handy capable hockey, hockey, and lady hockey,
gold middles, and we dominate those sports, so we don't
dominate baseball.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
What are you gonna do? We'll live.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Now that this is over, Buckle up for the long
seven month regular baseball season.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's a long season.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It's a long, long journey, so buckle up for it.
But that starts pretty soon too. We're gonna be out
for an opening day broadcast before you know it. But
other things going on in the world. I believe the
Howard Bison who won yesterday, Howard beat UMBC. That's Maryland
(06:38):
Baltimore County. They play one in one of these playing
games in the first four. I believe that means that
Howard is going to face Michigan in the first round.
So that will be Michigan's opponent will be Howard. Other
things going on NBA wise, the Pistons took care of
the Wizards one thirty to one seventeen. Duran had a
(07:02):
good game thirty six points and twelve rebounds in that one.
So the Pistons winning the basketball game over the lowly Wizards,
one of the worst teams in the NBA.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
So that is a game you should win. Glad you won.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
And they won that one Kade dealing with some back spasms.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Do you ever have backspasms? I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I mean neither, but they seem painful. Yeah, I mean
I got in my own back issues. But that's from
a bulging disc. Wow, that's how'd you get a bulging
disc shoveling snow? See, every time I talk people about
how crappy snow is, that's what happens to you end
up with a bulging disc.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Snow's the worst.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Dude. Put me on the floor, somebody. I was some
like a meme or something where it was like, well,
if it was a question on Twitter, like would you
rather have to mow the lawn in a hundred degree
heat or shovel snow and zero? I'm like, I don't
care if it's eighty degrees in there's snow. I don't
want to show snow. Temperature doesn't matter. Get me out there.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
You know what you can do. You can drink a
beer while you're.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Mowing the law. You get one of those cool necklaces
with the fans on the side. There's a lot of
ways like heat sucks. Don't get me wrong. I grew
up in the stuff one hundred degrees with like one
thousand percent humidity. I get it, it's hot and humid
where you grew up, correct, But I would take that
over like seven degrees and like a foot of snow
trying to shovel the snow.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Dude, I've never been into more human place than when
I went to New Orleans. Like, oh yeah, it's like
you walk out and you're instantly sweaty.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
My buddy got married there, and he got married there
like in the summer, and I was in a tux
the whole time I set through the tucks.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It was disgusting.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Tried the extra when you returned there, it was vile
and the thing didn't fit because it was one of
those situations where like you ordered it, like you'd have
it sent to you, I'd have it sent back four
times because like, all these guys are all in good shape,
so they wear these like tight tailored suits, and I'm like, guys,
look at me. I can't do that. And then I
tied the boat tie wrong, so the entire night my
(08:59):
boat tight kind of face downward. So I looked more
like I was like Colonel Sanders or something. I'm like,
why I look so stupid? Yeah, I looked like I
was rude, a bolo type, like a cowboy tie.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
All right.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
We have got Pistons tickets coming up at seven twenty five.
And it seems that I embarrassed myself greatly at this
party yesterday at Vintage House.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh boy, We've.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Got audio of that as well, and I'm not proud
of it. It's all coming up on wheels. Listen to
the Joshness Show Anywhere set Doubleullz as a preset on
our free yard radio app. Well me is the match
that is Billy Squire That is for Doug at the J. C.
Penny and Sterling Heights, which doesn't open for another three and.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
A half hours, but he's there.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's the Josh Jennis Show, Josh and James Today. Welcome
in everybody. Glad you are with us. So here's a
story for you. So remember Alexandra Paul from Baywatch was
she was the one that you'd always watch Baywatch and
no offense, you'd go, why is this woman on Baywatch?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
She was always the one that was like the straight
laced person on the show. She wasn't like you know, the.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
She wasn't c. J. Parker, gotcha. She was like more
of the serious she was.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
She was the one that he looked at like and
didn't think she was hot. Like nobody thought that Alexandra
Paul on Baywatch was hot, like no one.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
No one watched Baywatch for Alexandra Paul.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But she was more of an actual important part of
the show compared to like, you know, Pam Anderson.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
The character was more important.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Obviously, Pam Anderson was more important to Baywatch because she
had large knockers. Yes, but then there were others like
Yasmine Bleeth. You know who was hot or what's the
other gal's name. Well, there's a bunch of them, but
there's like all the I had all the damn posters
when I was a kid because I was a total
horn dog. Erica Alaniak was one of them. Donna Dieko
(10:51):
was one of them. They had a lot of hot
bay Watch chicks. I mean, that was the whole point
of bay Watch. They were the bay Watch babes. Nicole Egert,
Nicole Eggar was so hot back in the day. I
urge you to watch a movie called blown Away. It
is soft course smut featuring featuring her, uh Nicole and
the two Corey's, and it's just Corey Ham and Nicole
(11:15):
Eggert going at it the whole movie. It's really an
incredible film. But anyway, that's a fantastic plot. Listen, I
don't even know what the plot was. Here's what the
plot was. Fast forward, fast forward. Oh they're having sex.
Fast forward, fast forward, fast forward. Oh boy, look at that.
Look at Corey Ham getting it. Fast forward, fast forward,
fast forward. Oh they're doing it again. And then fast forward. Oh,
(11:38):
movie's over.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Wow. That was the plot of blown Away.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
But anyway, So Alexandra Paul, she of Baywatch, has been arrested.
And when you hear that somebody from Baywatch got arrested,
generally speaking, you're probably thinking that they gotten arrested for
like meth or something, because that's what they all get
arrested for it. But no, Alexandra Paul as an activist,
an animal rights activist who broke into a farm in
(12:04):
Wisconsin over the weekend and rescued and trying to rescue
like fifty dogs or something like that, because they're in
this farm where like they test dogs for like different
medications I think, and stuff like that, and they breathe them.
So she and her buddies went in there fifty protesters
to the Ridgeland Farms in Blue Mound, Wisconsin and said
we're busting these dogs out of here.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
It ran in slow motion, I think, so of the property.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Let's go, hello, activists. Do you think David Chokichi he
came with her, maybe wouldn't that be great? Like you look,
it's Alexandra Paul, David Chokichi, the dude that played Hoby
was just gonna say what about Hobi Hoby? And they're
all I you couldn't give me a million dollars to
(12:49):
name the kid who played Hoby. Was it josh something
or something Jackson? And that's not Joshua Jackson, that's Pacey
and Mighty Ducks, that's Charlie. But I swear it was
like something Jackson who played.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Homie, Jeremy Jackson.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Jeremy Jackson. I knew it was two jays.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I was close and then also Brandon call at some point.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Maybe I don't know, but maybe what you do is
she get like Alexandra Paul David choke at. She see
if you can bust yasmine leif out of jail, get
together and go rescue some dogs. And they're all beagles,
so they're adorable. Oh can you imagine when she gets
in there and she's got like three beagles in her
arms on the run, and like one of these dogs
(13:31):
looks up and it's like, wait a minute, are you
Stephaning from Baywatch, one of my greatest fantasies in my
former life be rescued by a Baywatch baby. I was
hoping it was gonna be Donna Diericho, but thank you.
That's great. Well, you don't want any of them these days.
(13:51):
Apparently there's a Baywatch rebooth that's happening. Then they're gonna
use that fembot gymnast from LSU in the show What's
her damn Name? Live Be Done?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Paul Skeene's lady. She is a fembod.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I watched her on college game day one of these years,
like last year or the year before. This woman is
a fembod. She I mean, like there's nothing going on
up there. Bless her heart, just like she and Paul
Skins come across as two humans who are dumber than
a bag of hammers, just two dufices that are just
like whatever. They're like Dwayne like that, they're like Kimmy
Gibbler's boyfriend is whatever whatever, like, good for her. She's
(14:28):
found a way to turn gym being a gymnast into
you millions of dollars because she's hot and he can
throw the ball hard, so all well and good. They
are two dufuses. And apparently she's going to be in
bay Watch. There's a reboot of Baywatch, I guess, and
she or it's either a movie version or a reboot
of bay Watch or Brooks Nader. Yeah, whoever that is,
I don't know who that is, but anyway, Alexandra Paul,
(14:51):
I don't did anybody have an Alexandra Paul poster follow up?
Was there an Alexandra Paul poster? I think they might
have done that just to be nice.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I don't. I bet you it's none of her solo
but I bet you her with the rest of the baby.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, she's kind of like in the background, Like we'll
see j Parker's up in front, and ys mean Bleethe
is up in front, and Donna Dierico and Erica Laniac
and Nicole Eggert, they're all up in front, and she's
kind of just in the back.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh, I forgot. She started on the show with really
really short hair.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Oh that's the part that sucked. You watch it and
you go, what is this person? She has a haircut
like my grandma. I don't want to like, no, no
offense to Alexandra Paul, who seems to be doing wonderful
things to help dogs. Nobody was like, you know what
I want more Alexandra Paul. I want an Alexandra Paul
poster on my wall.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It looks like she made it out of some trading cards.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
But yeah, like there's no way that there was a Yeah,
there's no way. There's no way anybody had the like
imagine like see that's what it would be like. Imagine
like you like if there was like a character or
something then like like in the jingle all the way,
like when the kid might have gotten the sidekick Booster
instead of the Turbo, everybody had Booster, nobody had turble Man.
(16:02):
Yeah you want a Turboman, right, Like imagine if you
for Christmas are like I want a bay Watch poster
and you open it up on Christmas morning and it's
Alexandra Paul and it's this picture with her short hair
holding the life preserver thing.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, I would not put that on my wall.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I could not pleasure myself to that even at like
ten years old.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I would say there's not enough cleavage there to qualify
for my wall.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
All that said, good for her trying to help the dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
She broke into someone's farm and was kidnapping these dogs.
But hey, I think that her book, I think that
her her motives are good. But she was just like
the worst of the bay Watch chicks because she was
the least hot of the bay Watch chicks.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
That's all. Hey, she look.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
She's in jail for something, you know, positive at least
I'm like most of them from Baywatch, especially drugs.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yep. And so there you go. Robin McDonald's It's.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Josh and James, The Josh Ennis Show, and this is
Lincoln Park. We're breaking the habit well a six point
seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Ennis Show. All right, coming up,
here's what we got. We've got your chance to win
Piston's tickets. That's at seven twenty five. Also at nine
twenty five today we will have sports and and I
have not listened to this video or watched the video,
(17:18):
but I have been told that that I don't. This
is that I embarrassed myself. Yeah, if you thought jingle
ball was bad. Oh really yeah, Oh I heard that.
I embarrassed myself pretty good at this party yesterday. I
was having a great time. You were, but apparently I
embarrassed myself. You stopped the party for everybody, and then
he went back to having a good time and the
(17:39):
party kick back in. Okay, Well we're gonna find out.
So we have audio of this that's coming up in
just a few on wheel. If you missed any of
the Josh Innis show, listen on demand on our free
iyard radio app one of six point seven WLZ Detroit
Wheels Da Indeed, Huma, we are the Joshnish Joe, Josh
(18:00):
and James. We'll have sports in a few minutes. USA
Baseball team lost. Who cares? That's the beauty of it.
If we when we rule, if we lose, who cares,
it didn't matter. That's called be an American. If the
schoopl had a scary drive back to Spring creany you
may have, But I enjoyed this message that came to
(18:22):
the station. It just says you need to stop singing
with three exclamation points. But the thing that's funny about
it is this was at five thirty. This morning. I
wasn't on the air at five thirty this morning. Was
somebody else on the air singing? Or was he just
yelling at whatever song was on at five thirty? And
if he was listening to the podcast, that could have
(18:44):
been When did we do that Boston audition that was?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
That was yesterday?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I think, yeah, I had to be yesterday. Well, okay,
this track's journey any way you want, it was on
at five thirty today. So as it turns out, old
Buddy wasn't talking to me, he was talking to Steve Perry.
So take that Steve so in Facebook user, take that
up with Steve Perry anyway. So, also coming up, I
(19:12):
have not seen this video or heard the audio from
said video, but apparently I really embarrassed myself at Vintage
House yesterday, like cringe worthy embarrassment.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Was greatest shout out to the east Side I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Oh really, this the two words horny ladies ring a bell? No, okay,
it doesn't, but I'm sure it will.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Will when's you see the video, I hope.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
All right, So that's coming up here in a few
minutes as well. But first we will play you some
rock and roll music because after all it is mother,
this is Danzig on Detroit's Wheel, the Josh inn Is
Show sport all right. So, Venezuela won the World Baseball
(20:03):
Classic with a three to two triumph over the American
Club yesterday. Rice Harper tied it for America late that
was in the eighth inning with a two run homer,
but then a Huenio Suarez drove in the go ahead
run for Venezuela. I think there are.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Two ways you can look at this.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
On one hand, you can say, wow, the USA dudes
lost to a team from a third world country.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Sure, Or you.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Can say, well, we may have lost, but at least
we don't live.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
In a third world country. Oh there's a silver lining.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You gotta find the silver lining and everything, and I
think I have.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
It.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Is fascinating, though, that a group of people that play,
you know, grow up playing baseball with rocks, you know,
in a third world country can beat a bunch of
dudes who probably grew up having their mommies drive them
to like tournaments all over the country and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Is fascinating.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Again, in a one game situation, anybody can beat anybody.
That's why, you know, the NCAA two It is so
popular because on a given day, you have one off day,
they hit twenty threes. Before you know it, Maryland Baltimore
Counties beat in Virginia. You know, like that kind of
stuff happens. But it is crazy to think that you've
got these kids. And growing up, I hated baseball players,
(21:15):
Like on a personal level, I played baseball until I
was about sixteen freshman in high school. I finally stopped
playing and just focused on being a bad basketball player
and golfer, but I played baseball growing up. Baseball players
were the absolute worst. They were douchey, they were entitled,
seemingly all of their parents had money, and if they
(21:37):
didn't have money, they took all the money they had
to pay for their kid to play on traveling tournament
teams and stuff. I hated baseball players growing up. They
were just toolboxes. Then I got to high school and
I hated them even more because they were just gross
and they were all like like fourteen years old, spitting
tobacco and stuff, and I'm like, hight Yosemite, Sam Chillou, Like,
(21:57):
I don't want any part of this, would you? Like,
I'm telling you, they were all gross, and they all
had an odor about them, like the baseball players are
just douchey, and my experience growing up with them, I
didn't like them, so I enjoyed the basketball guys. Hockey
guys are like the coolest dudes ever. Like you worked
in hockey in the minor leagues, and I worked in
minor league hockey, so you're around these dudes and they're
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the coolest dudes on the planet. Baseball players are toolboxes
by and large, and I think a lot of it
comes from being entitled and having money growing up and
your parents doting all over you in pain for special lessons.
Who probably wasn't getting special lessons to play baseball.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
The Venezuelan players.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Not out some special lessons, so and then they looked
so good for them. Look, despite what CNN may tell you,
America is not as bad as Venezuela, and at least
we have that going for us.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
So we lost.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
But as we noted earlier, who dominates handy capable hockey USCA,
who dominates lady hockey, who dominates min hockey US exactly
the sports that matter.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Everyone knows that in the grand scheme of things, if.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
You give people the option to win at baseball or
handy capable hockey. We're taking handy capable hockey every day,
so take that for what you will.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
But you know I'm right.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
There's no sense in texting or calling because hey, you
won't anyway.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I'm not giving you anything. Indeed, no sense in bothering.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Me about this today, because you know it's a fact
in America has been well documented that we care more
about handy capable hockey than we care about baseball, unless
it's the Savannah bananas. We care a lot about that.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
That stilts man.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, you see, every time there stilts would have been
out there, you might a Huiosuarez ain't doubling to win
the game off of stilts now, is he?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Sign them out?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Also, the Pistons won last night.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
They beat the Wizards, as we should beat the Wizards
because the Wizards are one of the worst teams in baseball. Boys,
and that my friend friends is sports coming up. Well,
I wasn't going thirsty yesterday. I'm not not at all.
So I have not seen this video or heard this audio,
but I hear it's pretty embarrassing to me from this party.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Most people go to hydrate with beer, but you do one.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
O six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh and His Show
and is Josh and James.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Hello things got lit.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yesterday we were at Vintage House and there was a
great party, awesome party had the tent outside you had.
There was a cool party yesterday, totally.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Like I said, there's a different party in each room. Correct.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
So outside there was a DJ and it was fun,
and then inside they had the band that was playing
a lot more like a rock type of deal. We
had people doing line dances. We had people getting hammered.
Like the second I walked in, dudes from Vintage House
came over and they're like, you need a beer.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I'm like, well, yeah, I need a beer.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
When I walked in, my wife dropped me off because
I'm a child, and my wife dropped me off and
she's like, are you planning on getting hammered at this?
I'm like no, I'm gonna be here for like two hours.
It's an appearance. I'm probably not gonna do it. I'm
gonna keep it professional. And then I walk in and
they're like you want some you want some beers? They're
like yeah, let's go. So before you even got there,
and by the way, you got there three minutes after
(25:12):
I did. By the time I got there, they took
me back into a VIP area and gave me two
Guinness and I'm double fisting Guinness and I'm like, well,
I guess it's on. Anthony had a conversation with me
and Hassan while you were out doing your partying, and
he's like.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Josh, got okay, you need a beer. He's like, yeah,
so I pour him two guinness and the next thing, no,
glok look look look look glok glok.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
So then I give him two more. He was impressed. Well,
look you blew his mind.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
With how fast you could chug those gidnesses down.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Like that's how I roll, bro. I try to tell
you I have a gift. Yeah so so glug glug
glug glug glood glug glug. And then I'm I had
four of those before we left the v I. By
the time I had been there for ten minutes, I
already had four guinnesses. Because that's kind of how I
do things. I like to get out in front early,
so I loosen up. I'm a more fun person once
(26:06):
I've loosened to you the social MODEI I get it. Yeah,
so and I've become more sociable and I'm more talkative
then before.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
You know, what about doing line dances with people and
you can drop it low too. I dropped it low.
I was like, wow, we can look.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I can shot y'as slide. All right, So we have
this audio here. I'm not I'm not proud of whatever
this is. I want that to be known. I have
no I have not watched this, so I have not
listened to it. You told me to just not just
told me to be surprised because they brought me up
on stage and they kept talking to me like hey,
come up, and like, didn't I get the crowd hyped
(26:39):
up and we'll hype you up?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
But I'm like, okay, cool, I'll do that.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I didn't want to because I also understood that the
crowd that was outside at the DJ area was not
the Josh Ennis show crowd. Oh they're there to dance,
you know, dream and let's just go full disclosure. They
don't know who I am. Correct, They have no freaking
clue who Josh is.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Right.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I know that because we asked a couple of late.
You had some of some of our shirts like, hey,
do you even know what that is you're like, no, no,
you give us a free shirt, no, no clue. And
I know this, like you know when a group isn't
going to know who you are and they just want
to be dancing and partying. So I think I know
what I said, but I haven't seen evidence of it.
All I know is I got up on stage and
I look out and this look on your face.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Was of like terror.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
I was like, I just like watching a car crash,
like WHOA like killing.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
The vibe man, like an axe murder.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
You're adjasing on Friday the thirteenth, and you were gunning
for the party vibes in that tent.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
My here's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, let me play one song here and make sure
everything's set up all right, because I need to go
make sure there's no let me make sure bleep it
you can bleep and all that stuff. So let me
play one more song here and then we'll play this
audio that I am absolutely going to be appalled by.
If I had to guess by the look on your
face yesterday and right now, if you thought you was
mad at jingle Ball, wait till you hear this, all right,
(28:01):
here's blank well six point seven Detroit's Wheels Joshennis show.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
So here we go.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
This is the audio they bring me up on stage
at the party at Vintage House yesterday. I'm in this
DJ so there's a DJ booth, there's all these people.
It's drunk, horny people. They're playing me so horny, by
the way, I recall that. So they bring me up
on stage right after, like me, so horny is playing
and I believe you even I forgot what song was playing,
but you looked at me at one point and go like,
(28:27):
I didn't know that was the lyrics to that. Yes,
there was the song and the lightning they're about mouth
to butt stuff and I was like what. So then
they bring me up on stage again, not exactly like
I'm a fun time and I know how to get
the crowd going, but no one knows who I am.
Like if Mojo would have gone up there, they all
would have.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Been like, oh my god, it's me, because why I
said when he got down, you should be like, I
know Mojo.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I should have just said I am Mojo. Oh yes,
But I would have seen this video or heard the audio.
But here's the audio of them bringing me up on
stage and where it goes from there, this is w
l o C. He's gonna get a shut out to
the east side. What's up to? Thank you wolf?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Here go?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
What's tip everybody? Well, the horny girls at Yeah, we're
that Yeah, okay whatever, that's fun. NT's go.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Look, it's like we're on the horny ladies are no,
so horny No.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
And it's like almost you can almost hear like the record.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Well, the horny girls at feel so horrible.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
No, nobody knows who you are.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Why is why is this guy on stage asking where
the horny girl's at? Because I was just playing up
this the song was they were all dancing, it was
so horny. Who is that is that?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Uncle Cracker?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's like, hey, ladies, I just want to make you smile.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Well, the horny girls at you fix up?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
God.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
But like that's the man who's got to make a wish.
He always wants to get stage through the DJ.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
He's a jorable.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Off to a good start. Okay, No it's not. It's
not off to a good start. I'll tell you why.
It's not off to a.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Good start because when one person goes who it wasn't
me either, And like at that point, you can tell
none of them want you there.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
It is the worst.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
This must be what the white guy at the Apollo
feels like, because you're up there and you're like, none
of these people want me here. Well, the crowd is
like you want to hear the Nicki Minaj verse and
then shut up.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Then I'm up on stage and I'm like what's man?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
And like one person collaps and I'm like, oh God,
they don't want me here? What do I do?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
This is this is not good?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
What do I do? And then I'm like, well, Josh
and the song, well the horny girls are you fish? Yeah? Okay, whatever,
that's fun.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
He's a hardy, Like I want to know, like what
you saw in the crowd after that?
Speaker 4 (31:01):
He's so hard are you just instantly go oh yeah whatever, okay,
like you knew that moment I was like, we're done.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
I saw a look of just disgust on everyone's face,
like why is this guy here? And I'm nothing that's
not self aware. I am self aware enough to know
when people have That's why I didn't want to go
up there. Like I was trying to like tell all
the guys, like video all these guys, I'm like dude,
just let me get drunk enough where I don't know
I'm doing this, so at least I have an excuse.
But I was sober enough going up there where I'm
(31:30):
like okay, and then like you kind of know that
they don't want you there, so you just have to
be self aware about it and go like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Well, there's two routes you can get up.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
There and go like just keep it going, or even
say yeah, I know I don't want to talk to
me either.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Here's more music. So that was.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Let's go, and I never got them back. I never
got I never had them. But then I didn't even
get the one guy who clapped the first time back.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
You didn't even get the lady that was Horny that
thought your name was Steve did cheer for you?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Well, the horning girls at.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Oh God, I'm like your forty year old virgin.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Show seven w LLZ Detroit's Wheels, Well, the horning girls
at Horny Did you post that video?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
It's a Facebook, so I let me.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Let me go to the Facebook and watch it and
see I've I've heard the audio, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Seen the video.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Make sure you check out your suite looks like Trump
inspider dance moves. I got a backwards hat, you know,
I got the like I look badass, let's not lie,
I look bad again.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
But oh no, so then I do the this, so
there I go.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
There's the me so hey, we're all the horny, oh boy,
And then I'm doing oh what is this?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I don't know what is this sort of what is
this move? Like the trumpy days?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Oh god, I should have just gotten up there done
Trump stuff and mayb you've got no better reaction here.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Undergarments storas sometimes referred to as panties.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
And none of them were moist at that party when
you got on stage. Oh it's terrible. It's like you
tried them all up. Like at this point, like I
can almost pass myself off as almost cool. But then,
you know, you get up there and you do the
you do this move and go well the girls, and
then nobody says anything. And the only thing going through
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my mind.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Was the jig was up. Yes, the jig was up.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Indeed, Like oh no, but you guys gotta go check
out this video on the Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Maybe we'll read the best comments. Oh you gotta go
watch Josh totally bombed.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
It's so, and I think you turned your hat backwards
right before you went to go on stage, because I
think when you left me, when Vinnie Vinnie the promoter
came and got you to go on stage, oh you
were like, I think you're trying to get them for
another beer.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
And he's like, no, no, no, come on, come on,
let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
And then the hat goes backwards. Oh, well, do you
know what that's like. That's like, I'm like nine And
that was a nine like performance, right it was. It
was like and at that moment he knew he was.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I just tried to take my hat and I turn
it around and it's like a switch that goes on.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
And then I flipped the switch and the switch became
the me so horny guy and that was the end
of the day. Well the horn girl so horny especially
already have two comments. One says let's party and one
is a gift of boo this man, boo me Sonny
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me love you long time.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
If Randy Orton is the legend killer, you are the
party vibe killed my friend. But in my defense, I
was owning the party inside, so like, okay, yes, I
killed the fine. I assassinated the vibe of the outdoor party.
I didn't to go up there. I was asked to
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go up dance.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I went out and owned the dance floor inside doing
the line dance.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah you did, absolutely did. I crushed.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
I absolutely murdered the line I was doing that.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I was doing the.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Chodshaw slide yep, and I was owning the Chodshaw slide.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
And back to line dancing.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
There's another line dancing story because in the party tent
later there was a group of African American women doing
at Yes, so you hop over there, you're gonna start
to join in the dance. Next thing I know, you're
running back to me and hassan going there's not even
a real line dance.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
They're just like making it up. I'm like, dude, there's
like eight women out there all doing the same dance moves.
It's gotta be a dance.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I don't did.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I think maybe you just don't.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Know that one.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Yeah, like you're something like expert line dancer and they're
doing some dance you've never heard of. There's six or
seven women, Two of them are white, the.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Rest are African American.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
So obviously you all know the dance movies they're all
doing in sanchronized, So you're the one that the fish.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Out of water. They made it up. They were scatting.
This is not even a real dance.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
It's not a real dude. Look, it's sacronized, like Olympic swimming.
It's sacronized. They're right on beating everything. I know line
dances as part of different songs. So if they played footloose,
I would know how to footloose. If they did the
Cupid shuffle, I would do the Cupid shuffle, if they
did the chadschaw slide that did the macharain is also,
moments after, just go out and make up line dances
(36:25):
to whatever moment's answer you.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Were, like, every line dance is essentially the same exact thing.
Just do a different song it is.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
They go out there and dance. Don't come back saying
it's not even a real line dance.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
They're not doing a real dance.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yes they were. They were making stuff off.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
The jig was up. They were making things up.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
You can't fool me.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
You were making things up, and I don't like him.
Party vot killer.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Make sure you go to the Josh initial Facebook page.
Get over there, drop some comments make Josh feel better
or worse about himself. There's no better, there's no feeling
better about this. Where the horny girls at the coming
back from this? I will never feel better one of
the horny girls at Yeah, where are they?
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Gosh?
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Where did they go?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Nowhere near me? Not one, not one was near me.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
All right, it's ac DC.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Hey, come out in Blay.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
We are at Detroit's wheels Josh and to show Josh
and James what shaking everybody? If you want to know,
what was a real hoot was me going home last
night having to record these radio shows for different cities.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I had forgotten that I had to do that.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
I had worked because I know you took out off
kind of early because you had to walk the dog
before you went to the party. Correct, So I left here,
I walked my dog. Then I went to the party,
and then you know, as we discussed, I had like
four guinness in like five minutes just to get myself
good and loubed up and ready to go.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
You were extra lubed.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I was, Hey, look the fact that those gentlemen were
impressed by my skill.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
That's something I have that not everybody has.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
When Anthony was telling me about you guzzling those beers.
It's like a kid talking about their favorite progress, you know.
It's like, dude, they will talk to me about see
them punk. You like to see them punk a guzzling beer,
like because I pour them too.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Gloolook look glok glook Look, I'll give them two more.
Gloog glook glok glood glug. I'm like Andre the Giant.
But so then I had to go home because I
had to do I had to do an air shift.
Voice tracking is what it's called.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Have you gone? Have you listened anyless tracks? Are there
anything that could just go on on nonporn one? You
know what? I can dig them up and say.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
So I will go find those and we can find
out because I don't remember doing the No no emails
there from anypds or anything, no bosses, no nobody yet.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
That's a good SI.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
All aired last night at like seven and midnight, and
there are three hours behind us too. Yeah, well one
is three and one is two because one was in
Seattle and one was in Utah. So I don't remember
doing these at all, Like I woke up.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Like Jilly, did I do this? Like yeah you did?
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Oh boy? Or maybe I sounded great. I don't know,
I haven't heard, so maybe we can dig those up too.
But anyway, you had a situation that was also embarrassing,
not at the party, but at the radio station for
the party, so we'll get into that.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Hold on to that.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
So, James, look, my embarrassing story was that at thest
is no video evidence of my embarrassment? Yeah, well the
horny girls at fare so that obviously happened to me yesterday.
But you also had an embarrassing moment here at the
radio station. So we'll talk about that. We'll do sports
(39:48):
as well. We've got more coming up.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
It's a josh in a show on one of six
point seven.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
W LZ, Detroit's wheels one O six point seven Detroit's
wheel and an ARC radio station.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Guaranteed josh in a show eight o'clock.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
We will have sports coming up for you in just
a second, and then James will have an embarrassing tail.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, it's my embarrassment confession morning.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
It is. My day sucked yesterday too, the horny girls. That,
to be fair, my day was great yesterday, but today's
not so good. That was not a great moment, A
regrettable moment.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
It was definitely a hell of a party.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
I hope you get to go back next year. I
hope so too.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I really enjoyed it. Vintage House. How many corny sandwiches?
You gross too?
Speaker 2 (40:37):
So right before we left, Hass from the radio station goes,
you want a corn beef sandwich? Bro.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
I'm like, yeah, I'd love one like I love too.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
No, So we sit down and eat the corned beef
sandwich and he eats one. You want another one? I'm like, yes,
I do.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
So we both ate two corn beef sandwiches. Has is awesome.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, we had a good time and Bennie and Anton,
everybody did. It was great and James everybody that we wait,
well you're James, I am. It was a great time.
But anyway, all right, we're gonna do sports. And then
James has an embarrassing tale from the radio station involving
the men's room that is all coming up the Josh
(41:16):
inn Is show. Sports alighty, let's see. Yeah, I have
a conspiracy theory. Oh yeah, I think America let Venezuela win.
You think so they gave him a pity win. I
think they needed that because we're doing so much winning
(41:37):
here in America, what with our hand capable hockey and
men's hockey and lady hockey and other hockeys and stuff.
I think they let Venezuela win because Venezuela needed something
to lift their spirits. Because once that baseball game is
over and you know, they go on, they're still in Venezuela,
which is essentially this is not me ripping Venezuela. Venezuela
(41:58):
is essentially a third world which is pretty remarkable, the
third world country where they like they hit rocks with
sticks to play baseball, allegedly.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
That they can do what they did.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
So look, I think America, that's us being benevolent, because
that's what we are. We're always looking out for everybody
else other than than Iran, but other than well, actually
we looked out for Iran. We didn't look out for
the Ayatoah and a couple of those people that may
have died whenever they dropped bombs on schools and stuff.
But other than that, we looked out for everyone in
(42:31):
Iran too. Iran Iran. Flock of seagulls is Iran. The
country is Iran. The block of seagulls Iran country hair
ayatola iotola be okay. When I say iatola, you say
swoopy hair.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
No, what's the country? The iatolah is oh Iran? No Iran.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
When I say flock of seagulls, you say swoopy hair,
what country Iran?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
And then when I say this is hard, I know
it really is.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
This is almost as bad as me trying to use
my fingers to tell the drunk lady I was forty three.
She's like, did you just.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Give me like the combination to your locker?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
I was like, no, I forgot I had five fingers
and I forgot how many I was putting down and
putting a All right, so again, the country is Iran,
flock of seagulls Iran.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
I think we got that.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I think we nailed it. That's why people want to focus.
Had the focus.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
I think that's why people listen to it. That's a
good trick.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
I don't remember that, and I could be totally wrong.
Maybe it is just I think it's Iran, right, Iran.
The country is Iran, okay, and the song is Iran.
But if you're somebody that's down south, they're both Iran.
It's George W. Bush.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
It is just Iran.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
That's what I did when I was up on stage
today right after a bomb. Iran definitely didn't. Iraq, you did,
jig was up? What other Middle Eastern country names can
be using this? Let's see you didn't Afghanistan. I don't
(44:23):
think that works, nor did you Pakistan.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Okay, hold on, let me try something, man, let me
see if I can make this work. Let's see Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
So now that we've got that. So when you think
of the island, I think islands. What do you think?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
So when you think of the eye of toolah, yes,
that is Iran.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
And when you think a flock of seagulls, it is Iran.
One day this is going to come in handy for
some dopey kid on the standardized test like ah, it.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Is block now you know, all right, and should start
your own phonics scores. I should.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Ran. Flock of seagulls is Iran, Iran. Flock of seagulls
as Iran. The country is Iran. There you go, all right.
And the Pistons won last night, So that's good news,
very good, all right, that my friends is sports and
(45:42):
coming up. James has an embarrassing bathroom story that is
after bon Jovi or Yovi, Oh ban Giovanni, there you go,
bad name.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
A wild mine.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
That is the father in law of Millie Bobby Brown
bon Giovi.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yeah, there's no more Bobby Brown.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
There's just Milly Bobby Christina, Milly Millie Bobby Brown.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
I forgot what Milly Bonnie.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Bonnie Bonnie Milly Bonnie bon If you don't know who
she is, she is famous for selling underpants on Instagram.
I think she's more famous for being eleven on Stranger Things,
but she's using that underpants. The only videos I see
are of Milly Bonnie Bonjioviy Brown selling her underpants on
the internet.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
That's where my Instagram knows her.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
And it's not like only fancies are fresh underpants, not
worn underpants.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Not yet yet, not yet, until she gets divorced from
John bon Giovi's son. Yes, then we find out, and
also we've learned. That's when we all right. So oh boy,
So obviously I had an embarrassing story yesterday, but you
also had an embarra. This is more of an embarrassing situation. Yeah, awkward,
do tell so going to the party, like I'm concerned
(46:59):
that I'm going to have a poop.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Well, I mean I had to poop here. I'm like,
I gotta go, I gotta be there by one. It's
a little twelve. You're gonna have to make you have
a movement.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
You want to make sure you have a movement before
you go to a situation where the movement would be
an uncomfortable situation. I had to drop it like it's
hot and not in the way that you did last Yes,
totally in a completely different way.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
And there's been issues in the bathroom with the urinal.
It's been out of order, yeah, for like the last
few days. Yeah, this is true.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
And uh so I make my way into the bathroom
and what do my eyes see a plumber working on
the urinal. Now, for those who don't know our bathroom
set up, which why would you, there's one stall and
one urinal in this small little bathroom.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
They are literally like right now.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
I don't even know if it's legally removed far enough
from like the toilet from the urinal, but anyways, you
are literally that close, like within inches now.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
So I'm like, oh God, like he could be in here.
Oh day I can't like wait, and so you had
to sag.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
You had to go.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
I had to go.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
So I literally had to take a dump next to
the plumber. Usually, like if I'm pooping in a public place,
I try to hide my my sound. Well that's obvious,
you know. I usually wait and somebody comes in. Okay,
I'm gonna wait, and then once they wash their hands
and leave, then it's blowout. It's you know, World War three.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
But I had to. I had to let it all
out well with the plumper right next to me, and like, so, yeah,
that was me, And I'm like, do I apologize to
the guy?
Speaker 5 (48:25):
I just not do.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
I just like not mention anything. But like he could
hear the toilet flush. He warned him before, like, hey, Bud,
things are about to get rough. I didn't, but I
was like, what's the etiquette there? It be like, hey,
I'm gonna drop it like a hot bud. You might
not want to be in here for the man goes, hey, look, pal,
this is gonna sound like Iran, not flock a seagulls either.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
It's gonna like Iran pretty soon.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
But so I'm in there just pooping, like he's got
to hear all the sounds and I'm trying to like
so I'm like one one missile gets dropped, So I'm
trying to lean forward and try to hit the button
and give the man.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Just because you're like, they're not like a it's not
like a handle. No hit this like little rubber button.
It's impossible to hit.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Yeah, it's like when you stand up all of a
sudden it works. But like so I'm trying to like
push the button, like to give the guy a Curtsey flush.
It was just thank god. Security guard comes in, so
now there's like three.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Of us, but he's thrown the plumber, but I'm dropping
bombs that kind of movie's car.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
So I'm just like in there, like it's just awkward
for everybody.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
This is like the most awkward place I've ever had
experiences in the bathroom. It's like everybody wants to talk
to you in there, you know, from people that run
the building to people on other shows and just like, guys,
this is like the library.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Okay, you'd be quiet. The only sound that should be
coming out of the sounds that come from your body.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
I didn't know that's how things went down in the library,
but I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I think it's browned upon this ass in the library.
But like.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
I'm not used to having conversations. We'll blown conversations and
you know, hey, how's it going. What's up?
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (50:07):
So I heard of this part of the show. I'm like, hey, man,
I got my penis in my hand. I'm trying to
go key. Can we picked this up after a urine? So,
speaking of the bathroom, so.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
I saw two boxes of toilet paper when I walked in.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
This is gonna be big for case Ultrasoft coming through
for Casey, only the best from Amazon. Casey should just
go grab a roll of that, keep it with He
should carry it like like a carpenter carries his tools
to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Just bring your own toilet.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
He's got like a lock box, you know, and he
hands fucks it to his hands and briefcase. Al Right,
So if you want to get in, shoot us a text.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
I don't even know if the text works today. Try
and to see if it works. Text the word Josh
in your message to five one eight eight one.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
We want to hear from you.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Here's stp.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
It's black Sabbath.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
We are Detroit's wheels. I'm Josh, he's James. What we
got coming up here? Well, in an hour, we're gonna
have to give away two pairs of tickets to see
the Pistons, because well, I'll be honest, you didn't ring
the bell, and it's James's fault. James did not ring
the ticket bell. Thus I did not remember we had
tickets to give away.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
We're supposed to give away tickets. Thank you. Now, it's
more of a shame bell for you. All right, So
we'll do Shane.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
We'll do that at nine twenty five, and we'll read
some of the comments from people about our party yesterday.
Somebody said they feel that the most underrated part of
the audio is well, the audio we're gonna play that's
coming up.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
All the josh in is shown now at eight seven
seven nine eight eight.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
One O six seven one O six point seven w
LZ Detroits Wheels one O six point seven Detroit's wheels
for whom the bell tolls. So we played the audio
earlier of me bombing at the Vintage House party yesterday. Well,
the horny.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Girls at you so horny?
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Yeah, that's fine, that's fire. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
So I got a text that says the underrated. Best
part of that audio was.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Okay, whatever, that's fine, that's okay, cool, that's great, thanks
for having like you're trying to talk yourself into Lincoln.
It's okay, No, it's totally fine, totally fine. Like I'm
gonna go into the bathroom and like hype myself up
in the mirror. You got this, You're a star, you
(52:32):
got this, palce like I was trying to, you know,
trying to soften the blow for myself. But yeah, so
that was one that pers Okay, whatever, that's fine, that's
len's go, that's okay, whatever, it's fine, it's totally fine,
totally fine. And nobody responded to the where the horny
(52:52):
lady's at me? So horny, totally fine. So I also
told you, okay that after I did this, I forgot
that I had to go and do two radio shows
for Seattle and Utah. So i get home and I'm
laying on the couch and I'm like, I'm gonna fall asleep,
and Jilly goes, you know, you still haven't voice tracked
these stations, and I'm like, oh no, this is bad.
(53:13):
So I went and tried to find some audio to
see how it sounded. Oh boy, oh boy, I think
this is raw. This is the radio station in Utah.
Here we go Rock one O sixty seven. Anything that
rocks it is Josh. Welcome in friends on this Saint
Patrick's Day. Are you consuming alcohol right now? Have you
consumed it during the day? I have. Don't tell anyone,
(53:38):
Here's Nirvana. Don't tell my boss, I'm wasting right now.
You've been drinking too, right, not just me. I'm not
the only one who's been drinking ra rock one six seven,
any thing that rocks it is Josh. Welcome in friends
on this Saint Patrick's Day. Are you consuming alcohol right now?
(54:03):
Have you consumed it during the day? I have.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Don't tell anyone, Here's Nirvana. Will wastees boy, don't do nobody?
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Oh god, that was That was certainly the radio DJ
in his radio dj boys. Oh man, I had a day.
He did quite a day. Thank you, Vintage House. It's
a lovely time. We were in the glast Anthony and
Vinnie and everybody else. I'm glad that I could impress
Anthony with my guinness.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Committed poor m dude, glook glug glug? Did I do
two more? Gloo?
Speaker 5 (54:44):
Glud?
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Gluck blood, glood glug. Well, he told me there'd be
a tab.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
You're like the terminator I am, but like, don't tell
me there's going to be a tab because it's a challenge.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
A tab is a challenge if.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
You're like, hey, you've got like a limit of if
it's just a tab in an open bar, I would
urge you guys to go to that party next year.
It's a really cool party and multiple wings of the plays.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Very cool but anyway, great setup.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
We'll be get to go back next year hopefully, hopefully
we still have a radio show next year.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
Yes, that would be.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
That's my number one home. I'm going to put that
in my hope chest ideally information. Yeah, so we'll see.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
Alright, here is Bush Nirvana, that is in bloom. We
are one O six point seven Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
I'm Josh, He's James. It's the Josh Ennis Show. Hello friends.
We have Pistons tickets to give away. They are coming
off of victory over Washington last night, the Wizards. So
if you want tickets to see the very good basketball
team that is the Detroit Pistons taking.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
On Atlanta Hawks.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
Marchi, March twenty fifth, all right, So if you want
those tickets, call now. The phone number is eight seven
seven nine eight eight one oh six seven eight seven
seven nine eight eight one six seven. That is the
phone number. Good luck, though it doesn't really require luck
to just call sound like you have to. It's not
a game of skill, I guess then technically it is
a game of luck if we pick up.
Speaker 1 (56:07):
The phone when you call. Okay, so I take it back.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
There's some looking well, there is very little skill involved,
mostly luck. Correct, So I'm the more on here, jokes
on me. All right, call now. This is the Josh
Ennis Show on one OHO six point seven double LLZ
Detroit's Wheels All as six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh
Ennis Show, Josh and James. Make sure you follow us
(56:29):
on all the social medias. You can see the actual
video of me at the party advantage jell me. I
mean that, I mean it was bad. You know. Look,
I can acknowledge when things. I knew it was bad
when I did it, But then when I saw the video,
I'm like, oh yeah, it's pretty dance moves. It was horrific.
Speaker 1 (56:44):
We're on the horny ladies.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
It was truly among one of it was really horrific.
I don't know that I've ever done something that got
zero reaction. The only time that anything like that that
was worse happened was when I had to bring on
a band called cowboy Mouth.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
I'm on stage.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
She had and he says was their big hit song.
And they were playing some outdoor festival in Houston, and
I'm sports radio guy and like, someone has to go
up and bring them on stage.
Speaker 1 (57:08):
So they send me out and.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
I'm trying to hype the crowd up and I'm like, hey,
everybody ready for some cowboy Mouth And everybody's like yeah,
And I'm like, these guys are from New Orleans and
that's the home of the Super Bowl champion Saints. And
the drummer who's the singer Yes, just goes hurry the
f up, and I'm like, all right, come on out
there already dig it. But even that wasn't as bad
(57:31):
as yesterday. So that video is on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
That's paying ready at the top too, so check it out.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
Comments. All right, here's any born and raised in Canada.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
It is Journey.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Don't stop believing. We are the Joshness Show. Josh and
James about to get out of here. I forgot if
Craig is coming in tomorrow. I think he's coming Thursday.
So I think Thursday, Tomorrow Wednesday Wednesday. So yeah, tomorrow's Thursday, Tomorrow,
today's Wednesday. It is I have completely lost track of
all that means. The tournament starts tomorrow, when the whole
(58:03):
n CUAA tournament gets underway tomorrow, Boy, what a time. Huh,
As God is my witness, I thought tomorrow was Wednesday. No, No,
that's today, neat. I'm pleasantly surprised. It's like when you
find like five dollars in your pocket. All the extra
work you don't have to do for the other stations, now,
the whole day's worth of working. I'm ahead. I'm working ahead,
(58:25):
all right. Laura is up next. We'll see
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If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.