Where Did All the Hot Dogs Go?

The Josh Innes Show Podcast for 5/12/26 

Pistons fall to the Cavs in game 4 last night, the states with the worst and least drug use, the great hot dog heist from a Florida high school, Josh knows a lot of American Idol one hit wonders, Vince Neil sings with Carrie Underwood on American Idol, Eminem ex-wife in trouble for a DUI incident, the 25 top grossing biopics, Are flushable butt wipes actually flushable?, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
WULLC Detroit one six point seven, Detroit's wheels and artic
radio station.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Guaranteed Human.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
All right, welcome in six oh five. Josh and Show,
Josh and James.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
What's up? James? How not much? Man? There's a wild
ride in this corner. What happened?

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Some guys road raging against each other like while they
were driving. Yeah, flashing the brights, beating the horns, speeding around.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I just feel like that's par for the course here.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Oh dude, Joe, that's that's the most wild one I've seen.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
In a while. Oh boy. I was like, Wow, I
better slew it down so I don't get involved in
any kind of an accident. These guys crash. Wow, that's
exciting stuff.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Then the jackass to day and then the jack gets
in front of me decided he needed to speed up
when I tried to pass him.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't know what the deal is this morning?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
You got to watch show?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, yeah, when I was a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, maybe a couple of months ago. And Hazel Park.
You know, you turn onto John R.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
And if you're gonna turn onto John R, so times
you're gonna slow people down.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
But you have no choice.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Eventually you have to turn to get on there and
you might have to jump in front of someone. It
pissed this person off so much they rowed my ass
to the point that I just pulled off to the
side of the road and let them go buy me
like they were like honking and ride my ass. I'm like,
what did you want me to do it? And flipping me off.
I'm like, I don't know something. It was the same guy. Maybe,
so maybe there's just one rogue river out there that

(01:23):
just hates everyone. Is it a big black escalade? Maybe? Okay, guy,
just an angry driver.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Man's if that's you and you're listening, but to talk
to doctor, get some pills.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Calm down, man, I mean, look, you know a little
soul after do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
That's all you need? Osaw oosaw?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
All right, So coming up, we have sports as The
Pistons took it on the chin last night. Oh man,
they were look like they're taking control and I turned
it off. Well then you turned it off and they
lost control and that might be the problem. I'm sorry.
I was tired. They had to go to bed. One point.
I believe there was a twenty three to nothing run
in the third course. Ouch, yeah, before the record. So

(02:05):
I mean, I guess the positive is it wasn't nearly
as bad as what happened to the Magic when the
Magic you know, that's miss twenty four shots or whatever.
It was in a row against the Bistons, So it could.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Have been worse, but we got that.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
We got a lot to do today, including tickets to
see Motley Crue. Did you see Motley Cruez on American Idol?
Were it really? I believe it was American Idol. I'm
gonna play you some audio of Vin singing on American
Oh my God, and it's it's something he's sang with
Carrie Underwood, so that it was been a weird carry
Underwood Motley Crue.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
So we got that coming up with they singing in
Mailey Crue, they singing other people, No.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
They were singing Motley Crue. Okay, so we'll play that
audio for you because it's fun to make fun events, and.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
We'll have one thousand dollars for you coming up.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Just after nine o'clock today is Billy Squire's birthday.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Billy, so it's a big day for Doug.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, he's probably got a birthda cake and anymore probably so. Oh,
they're meeting up at jaz Penny says, you can pick
one item whatever you want for your birthday, Billy Squire.
So with that, let's play a couple of Billy Squire
tunes to get you going this morning. The josh it
is show sports. Oh already, let's see what we got here. Well,

(03:23):
the Pistons lost again, bitch, and it's two to two
in that series at one point. This is pretty bonkers.
You don't see this very often, although in the playoffs
this year for the Pistons you've seen things like this.
Over the course of a quarter plus the Cavaliers went

(03:45):
on a twenty four to nothing run. Ouch. So with
the end of the first quarter, it was fifty six
to fifty. Sorry, at the end of the second quarter,
so near halftime it was fifty six to fifty okay,
so they just.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
To give you the Zach number.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
The Pistons made the score fifty six to fifty with
thirty one seconds to go in the first half, so
thirty one Segmonds. The Pistons did not score again, bitch
until five minutes and fifty seven seconds were remaining in.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
The third quarter.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Wow, I mean you're talking damn near seven minutes of
game time, six minutes of game time no baskets, which
made it pretty remarkable that they they got it back
to within under ten.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
At one point they cut it to ten.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Wow, with two forty to go in the third, and
they kept kind of battling. Then they conceded.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
They waved the white flag.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
And then so late in the game they conceded because
they're down big. Then the guys they bring in cut
it to under ten. Cavaliers called time out, have to
bring their starters back in because it's not going to
be a situation where they blow it, but they don't
want to run the risk oh so hardening. All these
guys are on the bench and then they're like, nope,
it turns out we were wrong because these scrubs came

(05:08):
in for the Pistons and cut it to like nine
or eight or whatever. They cut it too, so then
they had to get their asses off the bench. Either way,
the series is tied at two. That's the most important
piece of information from last night. It is a two
to two series with things coming back to town. That
game will be on Thursday, so actually strike that tomorrow.

(05:32):
Today's the twelfth, right yeah, all right, So tomorrow is
going to be Game five, the pivotal Game five, And
as we talked about, there was going to be a
game where you felt like Cleveland drained the required number
of threes. Yesterday wasn't really that good of a three
point shooting game. At least later on they had a

(05:52):
stretch where they were really good. They hit fourteen threes.
They still have not had a situation in Cleveland where
Cleveland has gone out and old, you know, seventeen threes,
and they're going to do that at some point. They
had fourteen. Last night, Pistons did what they do, they
hit ten. But now we'll have some audio for you,
probably at seven o'clock when we do the sports. Then

(06:14):
I think JB. Bickerstaff knows why the team lost, and
it's blaming the reps. So we'll get to that audio
around seven o'clock. Hey, the Tigers play baseball tonight against
the Mets. The Mets, so the Mets. So how about this.
The Tigers are seven and sixteen on the road. The
Mets are six and twelve at home. So one team

(06:37):
stinks at home. They're playing at home. One team stinks
on the road. They're on the road. Some's gotta stink,
something's gotta get and there you go. That is sports.
You will hear Vince Neil.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
On American Night.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh my gosh, I've only Simon Cobbles to judge. Yeah,
so now everybody's too nice. You're not gonna get Luke
Bryant and telling you that you're terrible. Now Simon may
have Yes, all right, we'll get to that and some
other stuff. It's the Josh Dennis Show.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
All the Josh Inness shown now at eight seven seven nine,
eight eight.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
One O six seven one O six point seven w
LZ Detroit Wheels one.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
O six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
It is Josh and James this morning.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Hello, would you like to take a guess on which
state has the worst drug problem? According to wallet hub,
which I don't really know how wallet hub actually does
any of the stuff they do, but every story about
ranking states is wallet hub but.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
To do a sort of research in what people are
spending money on, so somehow they know people are buying drugs.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Let's see here. They use different factors, different metrics ranging
from arrest and overdose rates to opioid prescription use and
employee drug testing laws. Okay, states with the worst drug use,
States with the worst drug use, that is, states with
the worst drug use. California's gotta be one of those

(08:06):
worst states. Well you would think that, but here's the
problem with that. I don't know if this is more
of a per capita thing or not. Now, if it
were per capita, I mean, you're gonna have a billion
people in states like Florida, Texas, California, right, But no
California at least in the total index here. Really, the
total score, California is buried down at number thirty one.

(08:29):
Oh well, well then Montana must be up there, because
what the hell else are you gonna do Montana drugs? Uh,
Montana is number thirteen. I don't even know if they
have enough people in Montana to register. It's mostly just
you know, giant animals, big buffalo.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
So, according to this total score, the number one highest
drug use by state state is New Mexico. Come on,
the people in New Mexico are using all the drugs
apparently the home of breaking bad. Well, but this is
they ranked No. Number one in drug use and addiction rank,
which helps elevate their total score. They tabulate the score.

(09:06):
So lock at that because.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Aren't there like a lot of recoveries in like New
Mexico out in the Southwest.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
They might be drug health issues and rehab rank they're
number nineteen. Law enforcement rank they're number eight. So all
of that somehow tallies to them being number one New Mexico.
That is where the drug use is the worst. Now,
if you go down to the bottom, Utah, Utah, they
don't do drugs. The Mormons are not doing drugs. Their

(09:34):
drug is soaking. That is how.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
They That's how they get high.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
They get high on having somebody jump on the bed
while they are inside another person. Hey, Josh and I
need a favorite tonight. Man, me and the wife. You
know we're gonna I'm gonna soak. That's how they tweet. No, actually,
wouldn't be a husband and a wife. A husband and
wife can make love. It'd be people who are not married. Hey, Josh,
my mistress need some help after the show. No worries

(10:05):
not cheating because it's just soaking. But here's one that
stands out, number fifty on this so the very bottom
of the list. So Utah is dead last, second to last.
Florida Gome on what I know right that you'd be
like like number two, let me no back a go.
So here's what I'm guessing about this this Florida. Okay,
I'm gonna guess that is wallet hups the headquarters in Florida.

(10:26):
Here's what I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess that Florida.
While we hear the most wild stories about the drug
use in Florida, mostly bath salts, people eating up the
temple's faces, that kind of thing. Perhaps the the the
the the height of the crime, maybe maybe the the
what would they make up for in quality over quantity?

(10:48):
So maybe they don't have as much drug use as
you would think based on how every story and every
crime seems to be committed Florida. May reason Yeah, but
maybe it's just because that's what makes the news. But
in reality, there is isn't a lot of drug use.
Maybe they're just high on committing crime there and it's
not drug fueled crime.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
They never think of it that way. I guess it
could be.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Maybe they're just they're crazed by all that sunlight they're getting. Yeah,
but apparently there's second to last on there. If you're
wondering about Michigan. Michigan is number seventeen overall. Okay, number
so not quite in middle of the pack, you know,
top would that be almost like almost in the top third,
close to the top third. Michigan is number one overall,
number thirteen in drug health issues and rehab rank. If

(11:31):
they just narrowed it down to Hazel Park, we could
be near the top. I saw a nice lady who
was clearly strung out yesterday as I was driving by
the neighborhood, just waving NonStop, and I'm looking at this woman.
I'm like, she's high. She looks like Kim mathers. Oh oh,
so she looks rough, she looks haggard. Yeah, like a mumo.

(11:52):
She was like just standing out in the street and
a mumo. Yeah. She's probably high, or she's practicing.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
You know, she's getting ready for next year's tax return
season so she can get the job as the statue
of liberty on the side of the road.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I don't know if she's coordinated enough to flip that
sign around them, and that's a key part of liberty.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
She started with the wave. Once you get the wave down,
then you can go to the sign flipping.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
She wants to be the human arm flailing inflatable tube man. Yeah,
she's like, I look, I can do that. We have
used cars. Come here.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I can't actually flip a sign, but I.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Have some phone deals. Come here. I am human wacky
arm flailing inflatable tube man. So just the best states,
I guess. See, this is why I know this is bogus.
Like Louisiana's number fourteen. All Louisiana is as drug users Missouri.
I lived in Poplar Bluff, Missouri as a kid. They
huffed paint behind the walmart. Do we not even? I
guess we don't count paint huff. See that's the key.

(12:46):
I think that's part of it. I think people get
caught up in opioids and opiates and stuff like. Nobody
counts taking household items and getting high off of those.
I come from states where that's what people did. Well,
that's how they could afford. Yeah, so you're going on
with some spread. So just go buy yourself a container
of rubber cement. That's all you gotta do. YEA spray
it into a bag AND's it. And that's what people

(13:06):
used to do when I was I didn't I mean
even think my brain's pretty fried, but not to that point.
I never went behind the walmart and huff paint with
people in Poplar Bluff, Missouri.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
But that's the thing that they do.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
And so I think what happens is places like Louisiana,
Mississippi poor places, or maybe they can't afford opiates.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
They get high on other things.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
See.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
I think that's where this whole thing is all.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Smelling gas and that kind of stuff, fumes and white out,
you know, just whatever they can snap classics, high school classics,
mash up altoids and snort them. WHOA, what a rush?
I think that's what we're getting in a lot of
these places. So they're not buying actual drugs, they're using
household common items to get high.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Thus they don't make it high on the list.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
All right, wallet hup. Let's see the states they use
alternative drugs to get high. Well, that's synthetics.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Maybe the whole thing about synthetics, thank you. I want
to know the worst state for sniff and glue.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Where's that? I bet you it's right here. Once again,
it's hazel Park.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
That's actually on the welcome side. We sniff glue too
fucking to hazel Park.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
The world leader in glue sniffing and Faith's on the ground.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Bama another way, I.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Know that that drug story is bogus speaking of Alabama,
you know, like in the Black Betty song there, Alabama
is like middle of the pack too. Like I'm fairly
certain in Alabama they do lots of drugs. A lot
of those Southern states do a lot of drugs. Not
that everybody doesn't do a lot of drugs, but Southern
states really enjoy their drugs. Like meth is just a

(14:45):
big oh they all are. I mean every drug down
there is big, you know, but none of the Southern
states or even well Arkansas that actually tracks Arkansas is
number two on the total score. Which I lived in
Arkansas for a little bit. Fun fact on the border
of Arkansas and Missouri, and there was a lot of
meth and stuff. When I was like, no, I didn't

(15:07):
do it, you know, I was a kid. Yeah yeah,
But the people that I would see, they would cook
up some meth.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Now, Arkansas was a mess.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Arkansas, Missouri, that whole region right around there, and actually
makes sense because Missouri.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Is number five. Oh okay, So look how many of.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
The states have I lived in that are high on
this list, well, probably all of them. Arkansas, I've lived
in Missouri. I've lived in there. In the top five
that easy to go by states you've lived in that
arm h all the time. Montana's number thirteen, I've lived there.
I've lived in Louisiana, which is number fourteen. Okay, so
there's four of the top fourteen. I've now lived in Michigan,

(15:45):
which is number seventeen. I have lived in Alabama, which
is number twenty. That's six. I have lived in Texas,
which is number twenty eight. That's seven. I've lived in Tennessee,
which is number twenty nine. That's eight. Have I lived
in Illinois? Technically no, I don't think I have. Let's
see here, Pennsylvania's number thirty six. So there's nine of

(16:09):
the top thirty six, and I think that might be it.
So nine of the top thirty six drug using states.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
I've lived in.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
It's crazy that you're the common denominator and all those
Look I'm proud, you know, look you got to be
known for something. It's kind of like that time I
looked at the list of of sexual like STDs like
per capita, and I lived in like six of the
top ten cities. You're in one right now. So look,
I know, look, I have a track record. I get
to places that wherever Josh goes, the drugs and the

(16:42):
sex follows, the filthy sex follows, the dirty, filthy hook
or sex follows. Yeah. So look, I've been STDs, STDs,
meth and crabs. I bring them all. We used to
have a billboard and I don't know why this billboard
was up in Baton Rouge, but it was Baton Rouge
number one in New Aids cases per capita. Oh yeah,

(17:03):
I don't think it was a proud thing, but it
was there. Supposed to be like a warning, like, hey,
kind of maybe wrap it up if you're gonna It's like,
these ladies are not clean. That's actually what our welcome
sign said Tad Rouge. Well, our ladies are not clean.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Did Josh in his show one oh six point seven
wllz tweels?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Did Josh inn is show sport alrighty, So the Pistons
lost again, bitch, and the series is tied at two ouch,
but we know why they lost. They didn't lose because
Cleveland went on a twenty four to nothing run between
the end of the second.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Quarter and midway through the third quarter.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Y's no why they didn't lose the game because Donovan Mitchell,
after a very slow start, went off for forty plus points. Now,
they didn't lose the game because they turned the ball
over a ton. They didn't lose the game because they
allowed Cleveland to make fourteen threes. They didn't lose the
game because they let's see their total turnovers twenty. No,

(18:04):
they didn't lose because of all these things. They lost
because of the refs. Just ask JB. Bickerstaff. It's unacceptable.
It is.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
You know, we didn't do enough obviously to help ourselves.
And I'll start there, but you know, ever since we
came to Cleveland, the whistle has changed. What you know,
there's no way that one guy on their team shoots
more free girls than our team. You know, we're not
a settle team. We're not a jump shoot the team.
You know, we drive the ball, attack the paint. You know,

(18:36):
So what was done out there tonight, you know, it's frustrating.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
What's frustrating is you allowed a team to go on
a twenty four to nothing run. What is frustrating is
you turn the ball over twenty Let's see what was
that number again, twenty times. You allowed Cleveland to make
fourteen threes. You went on a stretch to start the
second half where you were outscored, what was the total number,

(19:03):
twenty to nothing before you scored a bucket in the.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Third and four It was a twenty four run.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
But to start the second half you allowed twenty points
before you scored a bucket.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
So lose me with the ref stuff. You can't tell me.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
That you're all dog and then go out there and
whine about the rest when your team sucks.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
So did we really follow that guy that many times
where he had more free throws on the whole team?

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Wow, I'm not Look, dude went off and they were
fouling him. You want to know how you can keep
the other team from shooting free throws? Don't fallom all dog.
You lost because you're stunk. Fun fact, let me tell
you about these free throws that JB. Bickerstaff is bitching about. Oh,
they shot more. This one guy shot more free throws

(19:48):
than our team. You know how many free throws were
attempted by Cleveland during that twenty four.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
To nothing run?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
One? Oh? Really?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Okay, So if they.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Went on a twenty four to nothing run, but like
eight ten points were from the free throw line, and
go you gotta dog because by the way, the Pistons
were up six before that run started. It was fifty
six to fifty nearing the end of the first half.
So then the twenty four nothing run happens. I actually
believe it was twenty two to nothing to start the

(20:18):
second half, because what was the score fifty fifty two.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
At half time.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
So they went on a run in which they scored
twenty four consecutive points without you making a basket. One
of those points came from the free throw line. Lose
me on the free throw line stuff. And that's why
the fan base here becomes a group of big whiners.
That's why Detroit Versus everybody was selling Detroit Versus the
Refs or whatever.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
T shirts for the Lions.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Ye, you're a bunch of whiny people who bitch about
the wrong things. Stop bitching about the refs, stop bitching
about everything else, and look at yourself in the mirror.
You stunk last night, that's all. This isn't different. He
has sucked last night, particularly for about a seven minute stretch.
But lose me with the refs, Like, yeah, they shot

(21:08):
a bunch of free throws. He would be. There was
a time when I was in Houston and Mike D'Antoni
was the coach of the Rockets, and people would bitch
about James hard and getting hard and getting found. Now, granted,
Harden is a guy that knows how to work and
get fouled. Everybody in the league does. Now, it's a
skill that these guys have. They probably teach it. Like
it used to me. You go to a gym, and
like you work on your dribbling, guys just go to

(21:29):
the gym and work on getting fouls.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
It's like getting bumps. Like in wrestling. They practice how
to drop to the floor and I get hurt.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
At one point they were like, well, well, you know,
the people are complaining that James Harden shoots too many
free throws, to which Mike D'Antoni.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Said, well, don't follow him.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, hey, you don't want to allow dudes to shoot
thirty four free throws in the game and you only
shoot thirteen whatever the number was. Don't follo them. Stop
fouling them. And by the way, when Spider Mitchell went
off in the third quarter and crushed you on his own,
he shot one free throw in that first six minutes
when they went on that twenty four to nothing run.
So lose me.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
You're a bunch of whiners. You know why you lost because.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Your boy Durren blows your boy Durren. I don't know
if any human has ever cost himself more money in
a playoff series, in.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
A playoffs overall than Jalen Durhan.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
This guy is on a milk cart and he has
no offensive game whatsoever, and he stinks that's why you lost.
So stop whining, stop talking about the refs, and look
at what your team is doing wrong. Not oh I
got stolen from us, all the refs, and I also
like cal Bickerstaff starts it with well, you know, obviously
we're gonna start with us, but then he goes there's

(22:39):
four seconds of hey, it's our fault, and then a
minute of well, let me tell you about the refs
and why the refs screws. He gave up a twenty
four to nothing run. You lose your right too, bitch
about the refs when in a twenty four nothing run
they shot one free throw. Lose me, thank you, and
the Tigers play tonight. Cool. They stink too, all right,
it's less stuff plus hard. It's detroits wield. We got

(23:01):
a story about missing hot dog?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
What yes, come all right, that's led Zeppelin.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
So we mentioned that Florida is like near the bottom
of the list of states with the most drug usage,
which we all agree is bogus. There's no way that's possible. Well,
it is number one currently in hot dog thefts because
there was a big hot dog theft in Orlando.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
So let's hear this story.

Speaker 7 (23:25):
Police say, someone broke into this Orange City school overnight,
played with the exceptional student education equipment and even stole
over one hundred hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Get so lot for what?

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I don't know? What is exceptional student equipment? Like what
is that? I don't know, but I think it might
be like especially it's not legitimately, asking like can you
google this really quick?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
What is what was it labeled as?

Speaker 7 (23:49):
Please say, someone broke into this Orange City school overnight
played with the exceptional student education equipment?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Like what is exceptional student education like equipment? What ex
actly would that entail? And is it something that would
be fun to play with or they just you know,
mess around with it? Like what kind of playing could
you do with it?

Speaker 8 (24:08):
It?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Says it refers to assistive technology and adaptive tools designed
to increase, maintain, or improve functional capabilities of students with
disse Also like if you put like a wheelchair in
one of those big swings.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yes, yes, cool? I mean, hey, so it sounds like
they're messing around with like special education stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Gotcha, and even stole over one hundred hot dogs, and
my god, one hundred hot dogs. And what I like
is like messing with the special education equipment wasn't the event.
It was like, well, they messed with some special education equipment,
which seems like pretty gross. But then he's like, then
they stole one hundred hot dogs? Undrew six is Alex Cook.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
Police say the suspects jumped a fence here at University
High and then got in through an unlocked door.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Investment.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Well, then they didn't really break in, I mean they
just walked into an unlocked Maybe they thought they're going
to school.

Speaker 7 (24:53):
Yeah, theater say they spent over twenty minutes inside the
school's eese wing, leading a lot of parents and neighbors
here to wonder how this could have happened.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Why hot dogs, of all things?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Good? Question? What else do you can steal? From a school,
not the special education equipment apparently. I mean the frozen
pizzas are probably locked up. Yeah, so what you got
to steal what's readily available? But why would the hot
dogs be Why wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
They be locked up?

Speaker 2 (25:19):
They feel like it's in like a storage freezer, Like
the hot dogs are in like the refrigerator. Gotcha. I
guess that's what they could find me today.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Whatever you can find is what they'll take.

Speaker 7 (25:28):
That's exactly what Orange City police say happened here at
University High.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Early Monday morning.

Speaker 7 (25:34):
They say those suspects rode eese bicycles and messed with
their equipment.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Ah, so they were riding like special education bikes.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
What are those ones that look like ellipticals? You know,
are you like pedal on the elliptical?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Mix? Let go?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
But you're doing that through the halls.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
That'd be fun a decent time, hot dogs, special education bicycles.
I almost wonder if the suspects might be part of
the special need class. I almost wonder if I want
to break into a school in Florida and stole a
bunch of lanyards been broken. Swoo oh, guys, guys, we
didn't know anything was missing until we couldn't find the lanyards.

(26:09):
Ah well, visitors to the school put on a bed
showl that's happened.

Speaker 7 (26:14):
To another classroom and stole over one hundred hot dogs
and ice cream meant for students.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh well with the ice cream too, they're gonna make
a Sunday special Ed kids. I feel like somebody was
just stoned off their ass. That just sounds like someone
that was loaded. They're riding wacky bicycles. They're riding, they're
stealing hot dogs, they're stealing ice cream. Gbro, you want
to go to the school? Did ride the special ed buke? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:48):
You want to do that?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Okay, I know it's what I am. Hey, they always
keep that one back door locked. You know that. We
all know that. That's why we would sneak in after
we'd go out for a smoke. Yeah. So I'm looking
at ad aptivemall dot com. Yeah, these bikes are pretty lit.
Some of them look like the Grouper school than our
e bike and we gave away. I think so, dude,
these are awesome. It really is neat what like you

(27:11):
can do for like adapted like a douh. Yeah, things
like that. That's really cool. They've come a long way
compared to what we were probably in elementary school.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Yeah, I mean that's really neat. That's cool. I want one.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
I mean I don't even know if I remember how
to ride a bike, but like some of them look
like choppers, have a big handlebars like a tricycle, look
like easy rider.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
Right, anyway, we continue, Junior Incarnation Son is about to
graduate from University High.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
We're very pardon me, what what was it?

Speaker 7 (27:40):
Junior Incarnation Son is about to graduate from University High.

Speaker 9 (27:44):
We're very excited and proud of him.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
He was surprised to hear about the break in.

Speaker 8 (27:49):
It's unfortunately con said that they would think that that
would be a good time.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Okay, do these people realize we're talking hot dogs? Right?
One hundred hot dogs.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
It's like a dozen packs of hot dogs from the
grocery store, you know, Like.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
It's like they didn't fifty sixty bucks. And I don't
think they broke anything. I think they just rode the
adaptive bicycle. Yeah, they have stolen them. Then act like
there was a murder that took place in the halls.
There was a shooting or something, which, by the way,
these adaptive bicycles are expensive.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Well, yeah, that I assume they would be.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
So I'm saying if you stole them and then tried to,
you know, sell them, that would make sense. I don't
know what you're gonna get out of stealing one hundred
hot dogs. I mean, are they trying to Are they
gonna start a hot dog stand? They should, but you know,
it's a limited run one hundred hot dogs. One hundred
and that's it. One hundred hot dogs with ice cream.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
This is a new like, uh, well, what do you
call those things where they the mash up the two
different foods.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
It's like a Franken food.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah. You know what they could do in this is
they could take the hot dogs. I hope they stole
buns too, because this is a business opportunity. You've got
a limited run, you've got one hundred hot dogs. It's
assume you have a grill. Although the concept. Did you
use the ice cream as the bun?

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Oh? I see, yes, that's good.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
It's a different it's their version of a chill.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
It's all profit. Yeah, it's a Florida chili dog. So
I don't know. You sell them for ten bucks a pop.
You sell one hundred. You make yourself a nice grand bone.
It's all profit. He hopes justice is served with Mustard
and relish.

Speaker 10 (29:12):
I hope they do get in trouble, so at least
they know not to knit it in the flood while
they're young, so they won't become it escalates to something
else in the future.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
But is graduating because I think it sounds like this
man might have been a part of the Exceptional Students program.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
But what disturbed some people most does that police say
this happened inside the school's es e wing.

Speaker 11 (29:35):
The special needs kids, Like one, they already need help
as it is, and.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
They weren't there. So wait, so do they just steal
the hot dogs just.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
From the special needs kids, Like there's a separate portion
of hot dogs that are only available in special needs.
I'm so like, if that's the case, they don't understand
why some of these people are a little upset, like
you're stealing hot dogs from special kids? Man, Like, come on,
the kids to don't have lunch anymore? You know what,
are the special ed kids gonna eat Graham crackers?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Or maybe there's like special needs Joey Chestnut who's supers.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
It doesn't make sense, So why you mess with them?

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Of all people, at least say this case, they didn't
really mess with it.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Sounds like they rode the bikes. It was like a
joy ride thing. Yeah. I'm not saying it's great that
they broke into the school and they did this, but
let's look at the reality what it is these kids.
It is something that's worthy of detention. They broke into
a school and stole them hot dogs. Like, you know, like,
I don't think the kids at the school are gonna
go hungry. I feel like they could probably, you know,
just run over to the mire and get more hot dog.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Yeah, this is not like there's a hot dog shortage
the country's going through. You know, it's not like hot
dogs are expensive as gasoline.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
This this damn war is not causing the hot price
of hot dogs to go Trump, thank you very much. Look,
we're gonna get the price of hot dogs down. Sleepy
Joe had the most expensive hot dogs. You won't BELI even.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
A let's see that means under investigation and anyone that
may have information about who both people are that broke
into the school.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Are asked to contact Orange City Police shoos to believe
there's a sign up on every light you see these
hot dogs oscars. There's like a.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Wienermobile right through town.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Look, I stole a hundred hot dogs, and if I
become very wealthy off of selling those hot dogs, I
won't tell anybody, but there will be signs like this
to be driving the wienermobile.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
There are dudes that steal more stuff from Walmart in
one trip than what these kids did at this high school.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
But the way I think my favorite part though, is
the way they're breaking it down like it was oh yeah,
like it's like the most important crime that's ever happened. Yeah,
it just got the fort knocks of hot dogs. I
feel like the special needs kids would actually be tickled
by the fact that a hundred hot dogs ky Like
so people in jail now probably this is hysterical. They're
all hanging out, laughing together like this rules because you're here. Yeah,

(32:00):
somebody stole our hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Guess what you order us.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Pisa, We get pizza from bush to the hot dogs
get replaced. Everybody's just laughing, hanging out together, high fiving
like yeah, I'm so sick of hot dog. What if
it was an inside job. What if one of the
special needs kids, is like, listen, here's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Guys playing a mission impossible.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
All they do is feed us hot dogs every damn
day and a sic of hot dog. You should got
hot dogs too, huh. I'm so we gotta get rid
of these hot dogs now, so what are we gonna do.
We're gonna have a hot dog theft boys. And then
they turn around and they sell the hot dogs. They
all profit off of it. They buy a new special
needs bike and then they get to eat delicious foods

(32:42):
for lunch because they're out of hot dogs. It's inside job.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
You probably don't even get a new bike. They just
take the money they made with the hot dogs and
go to McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Now at eight.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
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point seven w ll Z Detroit.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Point seven, Detroit's Wheels Josh in a show Hello, I
think my favorite thing in the hot dog story is
listening to these these guys try to explain why it's
bad that these hot dogs were stolen from the special
needs strategy. Yet, like when they describe this, it actually
just makes things sound worse, which is usually how these
things go.

Speaker 11 (33:20):
The special knees kids like one they already need help
there as it is, and it doesn't make sense, So
why you mess with them?

Speaker 5 (33:28):
Of all people?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
What does that even mean? Like, it sounds worse.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
It sounds a whole lot worse.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
And that's what happens when people try to be politically
correct with stuff, is that they end up You can
tell by the way this guy's wheels are spinning. He's
trying to think of what to say without it being insulting,
in a tap dance around what he was trying to
say without and then he ends up sounding more insulting.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
So uh, that was my probably my favorite part of
the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Why hot dogs of all things?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
That's another good question. Why hot dogs of all things?
I just tuning in. This is from a news story
in or a Land where some some dufice is broken
to a school and stole one hundred hot dogs that
happen to be from the special needs area, which has
people more appalled, like if they just want have stolen
them from like the basic area of school apparently. Also,
why does the special needs area of the school have.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Its own hot dogsn't curious?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Why are there just a general commissary somewhere that everybody congregates.
I don't know. Their hot dogs aren't our hot dogs.
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (34:25):
It's unfortunate and sad that they would think that that
would be.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
A good time. I mean, look the way it was
described to us on the news, yes, is they're riding
around on bicycles in the school and we're stealing hot
dogs and lanyards.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Oh, the lanyards the series business, because how are visitors
going to have a name tag.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
And ice cream? Oh to me, it just sounds like
a wonderful time. But I don't know.

Speaker 9 (34:50):
I hope they do get in trouble.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah, it's it's exactly what you do when you go
to Orlando.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
You ride bikes around, you eat ice cream on vacation,
hot dogs, you have some hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
It's like Disney World. That's like Epcot. Exactly what you
do at Epcot. Ye, it's like late night, you know,
that's after everybody goes away and you do the drinking
around the world. You do that like at eleven o'clock,
after the mouse and everybody's gone to sleep. You're out
there on bicycles. We eat nice cream and drinking beer.
That's what happens at Disney World. That's the city underbelly
of Disney World they don't tell you about and it's

(35:22):
a good time.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
And make sure the kids in the halls of the
school on those bikes like the Geico commercial with the
pig and the pinwheel.

Speaker 11 (35:30):
We special needs kids like one. They already need help
as it is, and it doesn't make sense, so why
you mess with them, of all people.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
But again they make it sound like these people went
in and were My god, we're targeting the special needs.
It's a bunch of dufuses that went to a school and.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Stole hot DAWs. This is clearly a hate crime.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
If this very well could have been a senior prank
or something, yea, given the time of year and everything. Anyway,
it'll be wild that they eate all one dog. All
the hot dogs were eaten and there's no evidence left.
We ate the hot dogs, the ice cream, and the lanyards.
I have an idea for the perfect crime. Man. We'll
go steal one hundred hot dogs, but we'll eat them all.

(36:13):
They'll never find the evidence. Still never bro you you
you were a gift. Let's go to McDonald to steal
a bunch of catch out.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Yeah, all right, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Hi. So here's what we got coming up. We have
got Vince Neil attempting to sing hot damn. He was
on American someone thought, hey, there's a good idea. Let's
put Vince Neil on American Idol. Twenty years ago he
would have gotten roasted on American Idol. But now he's
a featured performer. Basically he's William hung At this point,

(36:47):
she might be insulting to William hum uh, listen, just
broke his heart, William Hunks crying. Listen to Vince Neil performed,
she bangs coming up. No, but you're gonna hear Vince
Neil performing with his band Crue and Carrie Underwood on
American Idol.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
That's coming up. You won't want to miss it.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
And speaking of Motley Crue, you could win tickets to
see them.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
That's coming up at nine to twenty five.

Speaker 9 (37:11):
And I don't think you get in trouble.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
That's how I feel about American Idol. Put in Vince
on TV.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
That's some form of abuse, either to Vince or to us. Now,
I don't watch American Idol. Look, I'm not judging you.
If you do, I forget that it's even on anymore.
I didn't realize it's still the show. I watched one
season of American Idol back in like two thousand and seven. Six.
It was the year that I think, No, it wasn't
Carrie Underwood. It was the year that Dawtry was on there. Okay,

(37:41):
And that was back when if you were like in
the top ten, top twelve of American Idol, you were
at least going to be famous. Yeah, so you get
like Dawtry and Kelly Pickler was on there, and some
guy named Bucky Covington who had like one minor country hit.
Who was the guy that's saying the real thing on
American Idol?

Speaker 3 (37:55):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Is? Timmy? What we got? Timmy? It's a lot, Timmy,
it's the real Who was that guy? You got? Somebody
tell me that guy's name? Now?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
On the text? Oh, what was his name?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I hope that's a Rock and roll Jeopardy question, bo
Bice bo Biss is that guy? That was a banger?
So there were bangers, like they very rarely had real
hits that came out of everything.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Had more than they do now.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
But uh, yeah, that was a banger and it wouldn't
have been on Rock and Roll Jeopardy because that would
have been ten years before quitting rock and roll Jeopardy,
because no, you can't quit rock and roll Jeopardy with
I love it too much. Yeah, but American Idol used
to pump them out. Man, this was a good one.
Wait year, would this have been two thousand and six
American Idol? Like season this is three four? Bye?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
This is a banger right here. Banger.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
It's like butt rock.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
Jilly, what we got?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Tell me it's two thousand and five. Real thing, that's
a jam. Dawtry was on that in the second place
to carry Underwood? Oh wait, I might be ConfL eating
two seasons? Was Daughtry on the same season as Carrie Underwood?
Was that a year later? Let's see, I watched like
bits and pieces of a couple of seasons of American Idol.
Speaking of American Idol, there's new music from Clay Ache

(39:12):
and oh wow he's still around. Huh yeah, he's put
out a new song. So upset of the century that
he was gay is gay? Total upset he was in
two thousand and six. Daughtre Okay, so Bucky was a
year before Okay got it? Because there was oh that
in the year I watched was the gray haired gentleman,
the sole Patrol guy. What was the old patrol? But

(39:34):
he kept yelling soul Patrol.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
He was like, you know this gray haired gentleman, the
sole Patrol guy. What was his name?

Speaker 2 (39:41):
He had like a klor Taylor Hicks. That dude, look up,
Just okay, I'm gonna get to Vincent one. He won
season five, so he won the same the same year
that Doughty was on. He won. That guy won. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Taylor Hicks, leader of the Sole Patrol and winner of
American Idol Season five in the year two thousand and six,
is best known for his soulful renditions of do I
Make You Proud?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Taking it to the streets and living for the city.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Do I Make You Proud?

Speaker 2 (40:06):
It was a pretty solid jam, of course. To me,
the greatest though, that was Dawtry Daughtry is still kicking
and obviously, like Carrie Underwood did big things, you do
big things. But from that particular season, Dodge, Oh, who's
the hot chick with the boob? Katherine McPhee and Kelly
Pickler were both.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
On that season too.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
I liked him.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
What's that boy?

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Let me tell you this Daughtry, he pumped out.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
So this is not Daughtry for what it's worth.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
But uh, you know, Dawtry made some jams. Man, let
me see here, It's not over. Was a Dodgery song.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Home feels like tonight, crawling.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Back to you God. This guy made some jams. Go ahead, Dadtry, and.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
This is Bobys not Dodgery it. This could have been
this could have been Daughtry.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
I didn't realize you American Iel, I wasn't. I just
know these guys from like one season. There was another guy,
was it Elliott Yamin that was on that season that
had a song called I Will wait for You boy.
The one season of American Idol I remember everything about it.
The guy's name was Elliott Yamin, Baby, I will wait
for you because I don't know what else I can do.

(41:24):
It was on the fifth season, so that would have
been that same season. Boy. They had some jams that
came out of that season. I couldn't tell you anything
about any other season of American Idol except that you
know the the Kelly Clarkson gal one.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Found nothing in the world by this before.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Boy, And each of these guys had like one you
know kid and then like, obviously Kelly Clarkson was huge,
and so was Carrie Underwood.

Speaker 9 (41:48):
You could have let me know.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
I had no idea American Idol was still on. From
what I've been told, though, it's too nice. Now, nobody's
critical of anyone. It's no good. Someone's gotta let you
know you stink singing? All right? Well, I thought the
voice was like the singing competition to watch. Well, I don't,
I guess. I mean, there's too many of them and
no one really does anything.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Some of them do like this, uh this singer.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
To me, I thought it was pretty good. That's a
fun joy because I enjoyed the costumes and trying to
guess who it could have been.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
What D level celebrity is singing?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Hey, guys, that's Tracy Gold you know from uh, from
from the freaking uh whatever show she was on?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
What show is Tracy Gold on?

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Uh? Damn it? I know what. It's the thing the
thing that growing pangs. That is that Kurt Cameron, No,
he said no, it's against his religion. Yes, right, Anyway,
now that I've derailed all of this with American Idol,
one hit wonder sing along, I'm gonna play a rock
and roll song for you, and then we'll get to
Vince on American Idol.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
How about that? Are you guys cool with that?

Speaker 9 (42:54):
Fine?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
And if you're not, I don't care because you don't.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Have a choice if you don't like what I'm doing punishment.

Speaker 9 (43:02):
I hope they do get in trouble.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Well maybe is that Casey? That is actually Casey?

Speaker 9 (43:08):
Yeah, I hope they do get in trouble.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
You play the AI song reviame, No, No, I didn't.
That's reserved for the people on the internet to get
to mooch off of our ideas. We did it first,
we did, and now we're not allowed to.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
For us.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
It's the final count down.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
That is Europe a man.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
That basically every song sounds like every other song of theirs.
You can't only tell them a party, but well except
for I guess, uh, what's that other?

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Do they do a wind of Change?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Or no? No?

Speaker 4 (43:44):
What?

Speaker 1 (43:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
That was scorpions?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
What was Europe? Oh? Carry was the slow song? The
monster ballad from Europe? Anyway, none of that matters. Here
is Vince Neil doing a monster ballad on American Idol.
So whatever he wrote, this is going to be beautiful.
Try this is gonna be just an amazingly beautiful moment.
You hear the piano, it's Tommy Lee.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
He and Carrie Underwood.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Vince and Carrie. You know, I'm a dream of starting out. Okay,
I'm okay, but my huns of good it's okay. I
had a lot.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
To allow one.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Would come home. Now it's good things.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
But now she's in, Like, okay, we're okays. This okay, Vince,
I need you to take it now pole Come on, Vince.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Do to haunts.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
I'm doing in your book.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
It's gonna goes.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Let's going nuts and I'm coming out.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
This okay, but now you gotta get it. And this
is where you could go south.

Speaker 12 (45:05):
Come on, Vince, this is Carrie right, yeah, okay, yes,
she should be the singer from a kind of like
how what's her name did for Skidron?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Was he here?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Go on, Vince. Oh now this where it's gonna get good. Now,
oh boy, kick start.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
My heart's coming.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Come on, Vince, give it to us. Vince, you're a disaster.
Go co co co co go.

Speaker 13 (45:40):
Now we're ready to rock, saying just like we're giving
away tickets to this, Sam's Carrie Underwood.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Of course, but this here he goes go on events
or Carrie and now.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Oh boy, I'm glad to picked this one. I want
more Evince, should up carry? Give me more fence? Wow,

(46:32):
this is warm up squies for the tour. Give me
some Vince, get out of here carry. I'm never for
fence only.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Yeah, here's a comment.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Come on Vince best then I need it. Come on,
Vince kids, I'm a come on Vince kicks. Oh he

(47:13):
said to himself. That's good. So do you think it's
sober Vince right now on TV? Yeah? Okay, I wish

(47:36):
you almost think drunk Vince sounds better. But I mean
this is much better than what I thought was going
to them.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
It's also the visuals important.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
That was actually the sound the Vince made when you
heard the news about one hundred dollars hot Dog Ice.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
The hundred hot Dog Ice.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
This poor guy.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
But here's the thing. If we're enablers, you know why
I'm an enabler? Will I will go to this show.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
I'm an enabler because I know that Vince is terrible,
but I will.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Go to every show I can to see Motley Crue,
and so will twenty thousand other people. We are enablers
for Vince because he's really terrible, but he's also adorable.
That's the thing I love about Vince. It's like it's
to the point that it's so bad that it's actually
pretty good. That's the problem I'm running into. I can't
get enough of it.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
I can't quit. Vince becomes entertaining in another way, but
I think you also need the visual.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
The visual is important because he's just this, you know,
frumptist guy up there, you know, like the looks on
his face and like the bless is hard, you know, blessings.
But I'm an enabler because I'm gonna be there whenever
they come through. Tan you know, is gonna be front
row fist pumping, don't go away mad, That's gonna be
me right there in the Vince it looks like something
fort of like a rock and roll potato. That's a

(48:58):
very good way of breaking that down. Vince Neil looks
like a rock and roll potato. Everybody so now, you know,
but that is what Vince Neil's up to now with
Motley Crue. Obviously, there's u Nicky is still in the band,
and so is Tommy, and so is Vince.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
And then what's his name? John five, John five, J five?
Whatever the hell his name.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Is five from Rob Zombie or or Marilyn Manson or whatever.
That the robot was from Short Circuit? Is that the
same Johnny five as Johnny five? Johnny five actually different
John five? No?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
No, well, look I think they'd be better off if
they had the robot for.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Could you imagine that, I see you roll out, there's
John five on the guitar and instead of Vince, Short
Circuit rolls out there.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Input need input, need input.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
We started this band. I needed needed was the last. Yeah,
we kicks las see that would be a show they
actually rippled. That would be the biggest news ever. But
he's got to come out like the Short Circuit too,
with the mohawk, like at the end when he's like
he gets beat up and he meets the gangsters like
the last locals. Oh god, see that would be great.

(50:10):
See if that were to happen, then we'd have we'd
have a good time. But alas we still get vinced.
But if somehow we got Johnny five to come out, man,
take my money. Yeah, I went the VIP package with John.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
I get a picture with Johnny five.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Are you kidding? I get John five and Johnny five.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Wow, it's like a John sandwich and that's me in
the middle and Tommy's hog.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
No, that's.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
This is the Josh Ennis Show on one six point
seven Double U l l Z Detroit, The Joss Show Sports.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Alrighty, coming up, we'll talk about old Ken Mathers. She's
got herself in some trouble again. He's looking rough.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
I feel that old Marshall really dies a bullet.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
I agree. I mean he's still I guess connected to
this chick forever, but I mean still he dodged a
bullet us he did. We'll get into that, but first
we must talk about the UH Pistons losing and blaming
the refs because that's.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
What losers do, and the Pistons right now sound like losers.
Here's JB. Bickerstaff.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
It's unacceptable. It is.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
You know, we didn't do enough, obviously to help ourselves.
And I'll start there.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
I'm gonna start there, but the next forty five seconds
is going to be me bitching about the refs.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
But you know, ever since we came to Cleveland, the
whistle has changed. You know, there's no way that one
guy on their team shoots more free girls than our team.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
It is you foul them. You fouled the guy a lot.
That's how.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
That's how you have a damn near forty point half.
And that's what Spider Mitchell did. I want to say
he had the what that he has in the second
half day. I think he had almost forty in the
second half.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
You do that by hitting a lot of threes and
also get into the free throw line. How do you
get to the free throw line you get fouled?

Speaker 6 (52:02):
You know, we're not a settle team. We're not a
jump shooting team. You know we drive the ball to
attack the paint.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Well, we know you're not a jump shooting team. More aware,
you know.

Speaker 6 (52:10):
So what was done out there tonight, you know it's frustrating,
but you know, we can't allow that to be the
reason why.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
But we're not gonna allow that to be the reason why.
But I'm gonna bitch about it for forty more seconds.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
Because we didn't play well enough and play the best
of our capabilities. But again, you look at the foul count,
you look at the disparity, uh, and that's hard to overcome,
and you wonder, you know the reason why.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
They're cheating you obviously, because if they're tried versus everybody, dah,
the T shirt says so interesting, you know, it's it's
interesting interesting persons.

Speaker 6 (52:48):
Kenny made his comments publicly about you know us, the
whistles changed to this series.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
You guys are getting cheated obviously, because Detroit gets cheated
at everything. So referencing these at Kenny, the coach of
the Cavaliers bitched about the Red. We I love that
NBA teams when they bitch about refs, all of them flop,
all of them bait for fouls, and then they all
bitch about the refs. But the problem is, and this
is why if we're being out, this why Detroit sports

(53:15):
will always be a failure. It's because we allow the
fan base to fall into this victim mentality and nobody
holds anybody accountable for anything because none of these Detroit
teams ever lose, They just get cheated. There's no accountability
for the fan base here.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
And I don't blame you because you're enabled by all
these teams that bitch and say they're cheated. So then
the fans say they're cheated and the Red Detroit versus
the refs so okay, have fun with that. That's the
refs scored twenty four unanswered points against you in the
four the third quarter. That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Those refs can shoot. We should sign them up.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
You didn't make a basket in the third quarter until
there was about six minutes to go in the third quarter.
What a loser. No, Like Jamie Good coach, He's a loser.
That's what losers do bitching about. And by the way,
all these coaches are losers because all they do is
bitch about the rest. It's the NBA. Everybody's out there
trying to get fouled. You allowed a twenty four to

(54:14):
zip run. In that twenty four to zip run, you
know how many free throws were shot by Cleveland? One? One?

Speaker 9 (54:20):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
So you can tell me about the disparity and all that.
That's fine. When the game was won and lost was
on that twenty four to nothing run and they shot
one free throw in that, you were up fifty six
to fifty. With all the disparity that you're talking about,
You were up fifty six to fifty with less than
a minute to go in the first half. You did
not score another basket until there was about six minutes

(54:42):
to go in the third quarter. Shut up, no one. Well, actually,
I say take it back. Everyone here wants to hear
it because now they're gonna go Detroit versus everybody. We
got cheated, because that's what this town does.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
And by the way, this happens in a lot of places.
Fans just buy into this loser mentality and their coach
tells them they cheated. Then we all got cheated and
they hate us because we're in Detroit. Oh you think
they like Cleveland better than you. You think the world's like,
you're right, we really need Cleveland to be good. Trust me,
people care less about Cleveland than they care about Detroit.
So stop whining. But that's what people do. What happened

(55:17):
during the football season couldn't just be that the Lions
stunk and they weren't as good as people thought they'd be. No,
the refs, the refs versus her body. So whatever, Uh,
there you go, And that is sort that just annoys me.
Bitching about refs annoys me. Now, there are times that
there are moments that a ref makes a horrible call
that can cost you a game. Saw when the Saints

(55:37):
played the Rams in twenty nineteen one bad call that
made her.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
I get that those things happen.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
When, uh, when Galaraga should have had the perfect game
and just blew the call at first base. That's obvious.
You gave up a twenty four to nothing run lose
me please, JB. Bickerstaff, lose my number, bro lose my
number on that. I don't want to talk.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
And that is sports, all right. Kim Mathers, I don't
know if she's blaming.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
She's actually blaming the refs too.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Those refs made her drink and dry.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
The versus Kim Mathers, we'll get into that. So I
made the mistake of opening up Twitter.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Uh uh.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
And obviously Twitter just listens to me and then just
takes everything I say and spits it into an algorithm
and then spits things I obviously don't want to see
back at me, just to piss me off. Yeah, d
get you be upset.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Well one the first thing that pops up is by
this person on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Uh. I know the Pistons didn't perform well at all
in this game, but the drastic disparity of free throw
attempts in favor of the jump shooting team over the
slashing team is unbelievable. Scroll down. Can this announcer on
NBC be any more biased? He's such a Calves fanboy
and he's not even hiding it. Do you really think

(56:52):
that the dude calling the game on NBC is rooting
for the Calves over the Pistons somehow? Like truly believe
the guy cares? Do you truly believe the guy cares?
You are the whiniest group of PUDs on the planet,
and by you, I mean sports fans. The worst thing
that ever happened to my mental health is social media.

(57:14):
Because here's what social media has done, Jimmy, when it
has done, and it is like we always knew people
were feeble minded morons, but we didn't have to see
it every day. Now, every day you open up social
media and you realize that nine out of ten people
have the brain of a four year old. They have
the mental makeup of a four year old, they have

(57:34):
the maturity of a four year old, they have the
coping skills of a four year old. So when your
team loses a basketball game in which you gave up
a twenty four to nothing run that you lost, what
you end up.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
With is people going, oh, the rest hadoes.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Oh oh, the nb ann hadoes.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
You are the whiniest group of sad sacks on the planet.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Maybe that's why the Detroit versus Everybody people decided to
make everybody else versus everybody because they're tired of your
They're like, listen, we're gonna go cash in on other
whiners too. It's all these it's just nothing but whining,
just whining NonStop, incessantly about refs.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
You will always be a loser sports town. This town
has no hope.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
You're a hopeless Bless your hearts, this is a hopeless
sports town. You will never win anything because it's a
whiny softball city with softball media pansies and fans that
whine constantly about refs. You will always lose. You will
never win a damn thing. This is Softballville, USA. I
am irrationally annoyed by the fact that you can allow
a twenty four nothing run and blame the refs, that

(58:38):
your coach can blame the refs when you gave up
a twenty four nothing run, when you didn't make a
shot for the first six minutes of the first half,
second half, and you want to blame the refs. This JB.
Bickerstaff is a loser and he's brought you down with him. Congratulations,
you guys are awesome. You've allowed like I'd be embarrassed
if I were you today, I'd be embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Then I give up a twenty for.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Nothing running a basketball game, and the first thing my
coach says is, yeah, we didn't play well, but let
me rant for a minute on the refs. You gave
up a twenty four to nothing run.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
And then I open up social media and it's like, yeah,
the refs screwed us.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
You're idiots. I remember why I hate sports radio now
because you have to deal with idiots not stop. And
you have stories like this where you're like, people are stupid.
It's always idiots. They has to be dealt with with
no matter what job you have. That is true. But
sports idiots are a special brand.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
They are a very special brand of dent. They very
special brand of idiot.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
When the coach comes out after allowing the twenty four
to nothing run, when losers like Duran have been on
a milk cart in the entire playoffs, when Cade played
a terrible game, and the first thing you can do
is say, hey, the ref's costs.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Just basically. I mean, look, there's a free throw disparity,
and the other coach bitched and got all the calls.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
We go to Cleveland and now we're not getting any calls.
Clown that is clown stuff, dude, clown stuff. And what
you do is you make the whole city look like
a bunch of clowns. But then the city and he
joins it. The city's like, yeah, the refs hate us,
revs versus everybody Detroit versus the refs. So it's Detroit
versus the it's the RAFs versus everybody in Detroit versus

(01:00:08):
the Rems.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Therefore, the refs and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
De truit I don't even know. I don't even know
at this point. It's just sad, is all I'm saying.
It's pathetic, is what it is. It's just whining and pathetic.
I root against the Pistons, what because of the people. No,
I look at that, but I do that in every place,
like I root against every the first team I see
bitching about something, I want that team to lose. So

(01:00:31):
tomorrow or tonight, if I'm watching the Spurs game and
I look online and I see the Spurs, I'll be
like I hope they lose if someone's bitching about the refts.
Like the other day when the tall duf is from
the Spurs elbowed the dude in the neck and got
tossed out, and I see people, how do you toss
him out? I don't know, because he deliberately elbowed the
guy in the neck. That's why he got thrown out.
Sounds painful anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
I need to calm him down now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Yeah, I need to chill. Got that Kim Matters story. Well,
here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna play some commercials.
I'm gonna talk about Kim maths. We're gonna level out
called level. I'm gonna woosaw. You need one myzolafs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
I'm caning mash it up and snort it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Yeah, don't you do that? No, I don't do that,
but we can do You think that would work? Like
would it get there faster? Then? I'm not sure.

Speaker 9 (01:01:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
I just do it the traditional way. You just swallow
the pill. You want to go out back in huff paint.
You got some wen go to the closet and see
what we got. Yeah, let's go check it out and
We'll see you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
It's Josh in the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Show on one O six point seven double llz.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
De Troy wheels all right, Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
More trouble for all.

Speaker 14 (01:01:30):
Kim Mathers Kim Mathers, ex wife of rapper Eminem, has
pleaded no contest to impair driving and leaving the scene
of a crash. Well Comb County Prosecutors say the fifty
one year old Chesterfield woman was driving a white Range
Rover in February when she hit a parked pickup truck
pushing at about fifty feet wow.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Then she drove away. Prosecutors say she was impaired at
the time.

Speaker 14 (01:01:53):
Madaws entered her plea today and is scheduled for sentencing
June seventeenth.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
She's uh, she's haggard.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
She she looks rough, like she makes Courtney Love look good.
I mean the bags under her eyes are like really remarkable,
and I mean she's had quite a few songs written
about her that I'm very nice. I just don't feel
like she's cashed in enough. Like like if I were
with Eminem and they were together for a long time,
when like when they were in high school up until

(01:02:20):
the like really probably twenty years off and on or
something like that. I mean, they were together for a
long time, and I feel like, and I don't know
how much she got out of this thing, but I
feel like she hasn't cashed in enough on it. Now
she's just this deadbeat loser that's getting DUIs and stuff
and looks very haggard. But maybe she cashed in and
she's spent all that money on drugs and alcohol. Yeah.

(01:02:42):
And lawyers, Oh, I don't know, they're just certain, Like
you look at certain people and you can tell that
things are not going to go well for them. Like
I'm looking at pictures of old Marshall and Kim together
back in the day, like you know, probably at the
height of slim shady and you know all that Ely
two thousands, late nineties, And she's got a lipstick going
on that's like a very metallic lipstick with a dark

(01:03:03):
outline around it. Yeah. Like I feel like that's the
look of someone who's going to eventually push a car
fifty feet when she plows into it because she's hammered.
Like this just looks like someone like and by the way.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
I know exactly the picture you're just talking about, and
like it got the hair parted down the middle, and you're.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Like, this person, this person is I mean, like that's
what a nineteen ninety nine stripper looks like. Absolutely yeah.
And I get that Marshall didn't exactly come from, you know, affluence.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
I'm aware of this, like you, this is who he
grew up. This is his lady from high school.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
I get all that. It's not like your boy Marshall
was hanging out in Berkeley or Birmingham or something. I
get that, But like, this was never gonna go well
for this person. Like some people just have the look
of someone that life is really going to deteriorate. And
I know that it's easy to say now with the
benefit of hindsight, but like you look at Kim Mathers

(01:03:56):
and you're like, just if like you want to go
back into a machine and like get Doc and Marty
and the DeLorean and you want to go back and
see Marshall and be like, bro, you may want to go,
but then again, then you lose your kids in that situation.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Well that's a tough thing. And we're talking about you
know how many kids Eminem has. He technically has three,
but only one is biological.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
The other two are adopted. Okay, so but he's got one,
the biological one is Haley is Haley, okay, And that's
all the songs and that's with Kim Yes, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
So then you lose out on that. So that's a
bad thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
However, if you could get into a time machine, you
get into a DeLorean and Doc you know, pulls up
in the driveways, you gotta come back with me, like
back where back from the future. It's a bunch of kids.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Yeah, there's a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Bunch of kids. But he said he's got to be done.
A bunch of kids. What do we become like a
holes or something like that whole deal. Okay, I get
that Marshall got the future. But then of course there's
the risk that you know, you you mess up everything,
and maybe you don't become Eminem anymore. There's that there's
a lot of times but I would like to go
back in time and be like even to high school.
But then again, then he doesn't write all those songs
about her, maybe he doesn't become Eminem. Look, I love

(01:05:02):
a good what if, but it's like you want to
give in that DELOREI and be like pal I want
to show you the future. I gotta tell you how
the future, and then they'll be like, no, I don't
want to know. I'm like, I think you're gonna want
to know this, pal, how about I do this, Eminem.
I'm gonna give you all the songs you wrote about
Kim and you can wrap them, but you never have

(01:05:24):
to meet Kim. Would you be cool with that? Like
you go because you can just tell that old girl
here was everything about her felt like someone that was
really gonna lead to bad things in life. Like just
some people are meant for that. I mean, I think
she's had trouble with the law for years. That's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Some people are just meant for that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
I mean, Eminem's kind of you know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
He's leveled his life out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Obviously, he's just everything around.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Yeah, he's fine, But this chick, he's a bit of
a mess.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
And I can see why. Like there's an element of
your late night and these turn on whether I mean
you look at her in the late nine these are like, yeah,
she looks like the girl I would have been chasing
that that age like a bus station skank. Sure maybe, Okay,
that's not nice. A notch above the look she And
I'm not saying she was a bus station skank. I'm
saying that she has the look of like the hairstyle.

(01:06:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
I don't see bus stations skanks her younger pictures, but okay,
current absolutely strip club just strip club.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
She has some strip strip club. She not a high
end strip club either, like kind of a mid level
like she might dance in the afternoon type.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
We might have different strip club experiences given the region
who we've lived in.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
All I'm saying is she looks like a daytime stripper fairs.
That's the quality she's got. Like you know what, then
the pros come in at like you know, nine or
ten pm. She's there like one in the afternoon while
a guy is she's got a kid. She's got to
go home and take care of the kid. Afterwards, Yeah,
has got to go for on the show. And that's
what the look she had look she looked like what

(01:07:04):
all the like what w C she was? She was
wrestling hot nineties wrestling hot. If you go back and
look at all the chicks we were supposed to think
were hot and wrestling in that era, they were all trashy, sable,
Sonny Elizabeth al Well, she was classy, but like outside
I mean, I'm talking a lot of the WWE people

(01:07:24):
of that era were just super duper trashy looking. They
were very like sparkly out not even sparkly what's the
word I'm looking for, like almost like a shimmering, shimmery
type outfits. They all had the lipstick that looked just
like that, like the metallic lips. Like they all looked trashy,
and that was the look she had going. But like

(01:07:47):
you want to go back in time and be like em,
like go back to like the late eighties whenever they met,
and you're like, listen, em, I don't know if you
want to get down with this. But then again, you're
rich and you did a lot of songs about this.
They got married twice, by the way, I believe it,
two separate times. They got married, like they divorced in
the early two thousands, and they're like, you know what,
let's give it a go. Imagine like there's something about

(01:08:09):
this chick that made old Marshall want to get back
with her multiple times.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
I wonder what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
I can imagine what it is. Probably you have some
other skills undetectable by the human eye. Why do you
think her lips look so metallic? Think about that he
does how to use them? Just gnaw on that for
a second, sir. But anyway, and she don't even look
like the same human No, like.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
It's wild bless her heart, but.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Anyway, so it almost looks like uh humu Rose McGowan
Super Team, Like she was ordered off of Facebook and
then four sizes too small. I'm working on my own
knockoff version of the screen movie. I need.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
I need a knockoff Rose McGowan ements availables, command it fine,
fun take her.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
She's got work for drugs better. I'm looking for someone
to come to my kid's birthday part. Can we get
Rose mcgallen. No, but I can give you wish dot
com Rose mcgallan.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Her name is Kim Mathers.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Oh, okay, she was uncharmed.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Well we'll tell your kids that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Okay, all right? That is Queen and the other one
bites the dust Josh Ennis Sholl let's shake it everyone.
I know you're hanging out with us today. So, speaking
of Queen, today is Rammy Mallick's birthday. He is the
gentleman who played Freddie Mercury in the Bohemian Rhapsody film,
which is still the highest grossing biopic of all time,

(01:09:36):
and I Michael went, well, the thing is, Michael's over
five hundred million now, but and it had some huge
numbers like weekend wise. I think it might have the
biggest weekend or something that ever. But if I'm not
mistaken here, and I'll look this up, but I believe
that Bohemian Rhapsody came close to a billion dollars, I
want to say it was nine hundred million. Maybe, let's see,

(01:09:59):
hi grossing bio picks of all time, I think Michael
might be number two now. I guess technically it's Oppenheimer.
But if you're going musician bio picks, let's see, I
think number one is still Bohemian Raapsody. And I don't
think that anything's ever going to catch it at this point,
Like I don't think Michael's going to catch it. As

(01:10:20):
of the latest i've read, Michael has five hundred and
seventy seven million to date. Okay, worldwide Bohemian Rhapsody nine
hundred and eleven million, so you would still need to
get another I don't know, three hundred and fifty million
dollars out of Michael for it to be bigger than Queen,
So Queen's going to always have the highest grossing bio
pick of all time. But it's interesting because everybody was

(01:10:41):
all over this movie, like, oh my god, you see
Rammy Mallick.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Well he put on a fake mustache and some fake teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Oheth but even fake. I thought they were just his teeth. No,
those were fake tea.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
He didn't know. I think those were I think those
were fake tee.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
But no, he like, I don't know. That's just it
that came in this era of biopics that felt more
like after school specials like Straight out of Compton.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
And Bohemian Rhapsody.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Michael and Michael didn't even really feel like an after
school special because nothing bad really happens in it, like, oh,
his dad's a jerk, Like okay, cool. MTV says, we're
not going to play your video. Oh no, it's not
as good as walk the line. Walk the line to me, Like,
if you look at the highest grossing biopicks, number two
is Michael, These are music biopics. Number three is Elvis,

(01:11:31):
which was not a very good movie at all. Let's
see Straight out of Compton is number four. Number five
is Rocketman, which was total fantasy, but I enjoyed it.
Like a lot of people get ticked off about Rocketman
because like it's out of order with like his actual
chronology and like he's flying throughout like the skies and
stuff like that. I enjoyed it. I like Rocketman too,

(01:11:51):
Walk the Line I thought was good. That's number six
Bob Marley, one Love. I didn't see that A complete Unknown.
A complete Unknown was really boring. It wasn't bad, add
but it was just like, there's great about it. That's
the Timothy Chalomet as Bob Dylan movie that came out
a couple of years ago, And like the whole plot
is like, well, Bob Dylan ever play electric music? Like

(01:12:12):
is that is the like the extent of like the
depth of this movie is like he's gonna get in
trouble for going to the folk festival and playing rock music.
Oh no, oh no, Like that's our biggest conflict here.
Ray was also good. That's number nine. And then Le'Veon
Rose Whatever the hell that is?

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
That's some French thing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
I don't know what the hell that is? What about
the actual Rose Bette Midler.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Ooh, coal Miner's Daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Now, cole Miner's Daughter is a good movie. That's the
Loretta Lynn biopic Lebomba. That's a good one. Amadeus is
a good one. Judy was kind of boring, that's the
Judy Garland one. Notorious was kind of a waste.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
What's love got to do with it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
The greatest performance in the history ever of biopicks, Yeah,
is Laurence Fishburn is Ike Turner. Oh really, it's the
most over the top ridiculous performance. Eighth Kke Anime, I mean,
it's the most ridiculous performance ever.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Funny Lady Shine.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
And Salinas anything vers Helenas It's.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
Another good one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
So those are the twenty five highest grossing music biopics
of all time, and no one's ever going to touch
Bohemian Rhapsody, which again is still like three hundred something
million ahead of Michael, which was not a very good movie.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
I mean it was one of the same thing with
the Queen movie.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
The plot and everything is very baseline and nothing happens,
but the music scenes are very good. It's just basically
it's a bunch of recreations of famous moments in the
lives of these people with a really flimsy, boring plot
built around it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
So if people watch it, they'll go, wow.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
Did you see like that fifteen minute scene where they
recreated live aid.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
I'm like, yeah, that was really awesome. The rest of
the movie is awful.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
And then gay folks hated the movie The Queen Movie
because they straight washed Freddie Mercury and made it seem like,
really the bigger issue in his life was he was
in love with this woman that was like the love
of his life, when in reality, like apparently he's gaming,
he's gay, he's good. But like the gay folks are
ticked about that because they're like, well, wait a minute,
you can't straight wash this man. He's Freddie Mercury, his hog.

(01:14:14):
Everybody knows he loves the hog and they like his
favorite so so they were mad about that. And then
there's people that are mad about the Michael movie because
he too loves the hog, but of younger people, and
that wasn't featured in the movie either. So anyway, all
that to tell you all that from the fact that
we played another one bites the Dust. But you never
know how you're gonna get to where you get all right,

(01:14:35):
A thousand bucks coming up in just a few minutes
and Motley Crewe tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Coming your way at nine to twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Stay there like it or not. This is the Josh
in his show one of six point seven WLZ Detroit
is real.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
Sorry that is Looser.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
That's a name of someone who blames the refs for
losing a game and giving up a twenty four to
nothing run o are you talking about a night? So?
Uh so, we have an issue here at the radio stage.
We went into the bathroom and I posted a picture
of this, it's on the Josh and to show Facebook.
But I saw a pack of dude wipes, which has
been totally shocking to see dude wipes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
In a men's restroom.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Okay, some people bring their own, they get the little
travel pack you know, bring because you know, people want
to know. Although I could argue that dude wipes are
probably worse than just toilet paper, because like, it's not
like it's a bidet.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
It's still just moving stuff around the white.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
It's gonna help get you cleaned up a little bit
more than just direct, I would agree, but I don't
know how much better it is for the price that
you're spending for a dude because dude wipes is a
brand name. Yeah, they sends it. Oh yeah, Now if
you just go and buy you know, like you know,
just generic Walmart wipes, they're considerably cheap er. Dude wipes
are expensive. But anyway, so there was a dude white
package in the bathroom baby wipes in my house. Hey

(01:15:50):
rock on. But if you look at the dude white package,
it's not in the stall. It's sitting perched on top
of the paper towel. Towel there is being used very loosely. Yeah,
I'll tell you what does dispense those soap machine even
when you don't want it, It just dispenses. But it's

(01:16:10):
weird because if you leave the dude wipes buy the
paper towels. Am I to believe then that you don't
know what dude wipes are used for? Like do you
just like, are you assuming that you wipe your hands
with them? I think what happened is somebody had to
go do in number two, Yeah, and they brought the
dude wipes with them.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
What they needed to do probably moving towards destroying or
plumbing by flushing them down the toilet. I would debate
that and then washing their hands and then drying them
with the paper towel, but leaving the dude wipes.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
On the mistake, So you think it was a mistetics.

Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
I think they forgot that they had them, so they're
not probably go to the bathroom regularly, but this time
they knew they had some dirty business to drop off,
so they brought the dude wipes with them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Should we send out an all an all email saying
that someone left their dude wipes? We should.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
We should have a detroit that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
Ok, Hey, Jimmy, we we found a package of dude
wipes in the mendsroom. Can you let anybody know, just
like you did with that wedding ring that was found.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
There was a wedding band found. Yeah, it was a
rubber ring. It was like a four dollars ring. But
we had to put out an all the email for it.
Attention everybody in the office. There were dude wipes left
in the men's room. But those are your dudewipes. Please.
The other thing that you wrapped in the bathroom that
I disagree with is I don't believe the dude wipes
clogged the pipes. They do, they but they don't. The

(01:17:30):
package says they don't clog the pipes, they are flushable.
They allies. Call a plumber and they'll tell you do
not flush wipes. Whether it says flushable or not, do
not flush wipes. Show me a package of wipes that
don't say flushable.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
A lot of them don't.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
That's okay? Is if there's a plumber listening, please eight
seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven and
not just someone who poops a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Yeah, I'm looking for a legit plumber.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Is that.

Speaker 8 (01:17:59):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
I'm just looking for someone, okay, for somebody's.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
Not laying pipe, Thank you very much, Hello laying cable?
Like you're a tradesman, you know how to you. You're
a plumber by trade, and you'll always have a job
because there will always be commodes. Yes, and you don't
like the new fancy way that people do things with
bidets because it's all foreign and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
I want a good old fashioned plumber. Yeah, that's how
the French clean their butts. I want a turd wrangler
to call right now, Yes, a turd ringler. And I
hope your badge says I need I need papers. I
need to see your papers to let me know that
you're a certified turd wrangler a plumber, but I guess
you know a turd wrangler if you want to be
a dick about it, and I want your logo to

(01:18:41):
be like a poop hole in the last Yeah, I'm
Josh Inn this turd range.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
But I'm telling you, from what I understand, even wipes
that say flushable, you cannot because it will destroy your plumbing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
They do it as a marketing tactic to get you
still to buy the wipe. Stop telling me lies. I look,
I have flushed dude wipes forever and my toilet has
never clogged because of it. You've only lived You don't
live at one place for more than a couple of years.
So you mean to tell me it couldn't clog the
pipes in a year or two. I'm telling you that
can't flush dude wipes. I felt like a shot.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Detroit's real. Hello, Josh Dames Campbell, it's mister, this man extraordinary.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
He's gonna tell you that the deal with the dude wipes.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
Do not flush any wipes down your toilet, even if
they say flushable.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Okay, but mister Dennis, what is your like? What is
your authority, Like what what?

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Why need information?

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
What are your what do you want to trades? Like, hey, listen,
are you a are you a plumber? I am a
licensed plumber? Now is that just because you like went
out and like took like I'm a certain I am
because like I'm I could marry people, but I'm not
a real priest. I just got certified on the line.

(01:20:02):
So are you someone that whipped all the procedures and everything. Yes,
I went through the apprenticeship program. Many a pipes in
my house. So, mister Dennis, then why would they put flushable.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
On the package?

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Maybe because uh, just for dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
I guess are they in with Big Plumbing? See that's
what it is. It's a combo.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
So so then are in with big plumbing and they
all share in the profits.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
The thing is is those things don't break down like
regular toilet paper would do as it goes through the
sewer lines.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
It's not gonna breakdown. They get stuck. They get stuck.
I got a bucket of golf balls.

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
You can flush those two, but it's not in the box.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Don't do that, not rank mister Dennis. I knew you
would call in, and I still don't believe it only
because you're in cahoots with this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
Mister, we need a non biased plumber. I need to
call tell John I'm more plumber.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Mister Dennis, you plumber friends to call, please do I'm
gonna call him right now, James. All right, miss thanks, man,
appreciate it because that's your buddy. So of course your
buddy's going to defend you and be like, oh yeah,
the flushable whites can't be flushed because you're in does
he's my wife's buddy. Okay, he does all of your
man world well he does because I can't do some
of the manly stuff that he does. So that that's

(01:21:23):
why I think that that's a little I'm a little
skittish on that as all of this. Okay, that's all
I'm gonna say. I'm not totally down with that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
I don't buy it at all.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
I need Everybody has many texted in saying that you
can and cannot flush him. Come on, guys, I need
someone who's unbiased. That's all I need, unbiased plumber.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Let's see if anybody's texted well, hold on, I've been
together three hours. Never mind, that'll take me a little
bit but if you want to text, text the word
Josh in your message to five one eight eight one.
We also have to give away the Motley Crue tickets
now if you want to get excited about this show,
Motley Crue was on American Idol line give him a taste,

(01:21:59):
So skim a little taste here.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
It's Carrie Underwood and Motley Crue.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
You can decide which one is Motley Crue and which
one is Carrie Underwood, which one's Vince and which ones
Carrie Underwold.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
This will get y'all geeked up ready for the show.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Down. You knew I'm a dream of.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
My haunts, the good. I had a way.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
To know we would come home exist things when.

Speaker 14 (01:22:43):
Last take this sound, Jill, that's been you right obviously.

Speaker 11 (01:22:53):
To haunts.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Yeah, just mo.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
And then people bitch about.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
Me singing on the radio if he's picking a call.
So that doesn't get you ready for the show, you
know what, well, kick start my heart will get you

(01:23:38):
ready for the show.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
So everybody buckle up.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
And again I'm an enabler. We make fun of it,
yet I'm gonna be there because that's what I do.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
I'm broken, but at least you can admit it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
You know, I have enabled people like me, have enabled
Motley Crew to just continue to get rich and nurse
because they fill up football stadiums. To hear that you
and all those study grammars. Yeah, Jill says it were pumas.
Dorothy's out there. If he's out there, Flasher, Vince Neil,
Jo'll kick start his harsh It's like he's trying to

(01:24:23):
make an animal sound.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
No, he's trying to sing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
It just sounds like an animal beat.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
It sounds like those lambs over there.

Speaker 9 (01:24:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Yeah, that's the sound that they that they make right
before these people over here at the butcher take care
of him.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Do you think that Carrie Underwood's like really probably yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
The guy, well, why are they Like Vince Neil wants
to sing, Hey, won't do the appearance unless he gets
to sing, Harry, you're gonna need you to carry him
through it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
What if they did, though, What if they did a
thing like.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Like a skid Row or like Lincoln Park is doing
now with a lady lead singer, like like skid Roll
with Lizzie Hale.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Sounded great.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
I mean I think male group would pull it off.
But you know, aunt the ladies there to see Vince.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Totally kick some house.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
You know, he did the movie where he holds the
mic out and it's like he's like, you say, the
curse work as I can, I can see me.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
Well, let's see what he does here.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Oh, carry took it over there. I can't be trust
the leader. Now he's like a bad boy. A boy
has a reputation to advance. Yeah, that's that's old Vince.

(01:26:13):
The thing is again, I'll go to the show. I
look forward to it because there's always the chance that
Vince falls through a hole in the stage. One of
my favorite videos ever, you'd laugh. So Vince is kind
of like pooh Bear in this way. He gets stuck
in things like a poo bear got stuck in the tree.

(01:26:33):
So there's a video where Vince is playing at some
state fair or something as a solo artist. He's walking
and falls in like there's a little space between the
front of the stage and then like there's a middle
area and then another part.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Of the stage.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
He falls in the middle of it and they have
to get him out. So they get him and like
they eventually get him out and then the band has
to come back out and be like guys, is a
very serious issue. Vince has broken a rib and he
will not be able to formed. He's a trooper and
wanted to come back out. But while they're doing this,
they're still playing the song. So like they're playing like
I don't know, shout at the Devil, like shout at

(01:27:08):
the Devil, and like they're doing the harmonies and everything.
Yet Vince isn't there because he's in the back with
a broken rib. So then the guitar player has to
come out and explain that Vince's fan ass broke his
rib because he.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
Fell off the stage.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
That's so Johnny five got the lead seeing from Holey Krue.
That's how it happened. Now, all that said, we do
have tis to Motley Crue and look, I'm gonna be there.
I love Motley Cruz. So this is not some sort
of you know, like I love Motley Crue. I'm an enabler.
I'm aware coming to get you, Bob. Stop it coming

(01:27:44):
for you, Bob, So if you want him eight seven
seven nine eight eight one oh six seven eight seven
seven nine eight eight one oh six seven. Also I
got a text here that says they also tell you
tampons are flushable. No, everybody knows that tampons aren't flunghable,
the same deal as the fushable. Everyone knows you can't
flush tampons, but everybody knows the package says flushable on

(01:28:05):
the dude wipes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
Everyone knows this.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
Because that's exactly what I'm saying. This says here, Josh
and James don't flush those wipes. They stuck to our
pipes and caused our toilet to back up and we
had to cut out the bathroom. Love you guys, Mama Bear, thanks,
Mama Bear, thank you. Not a plumber. But that says
uh uh okay, Well there you go. Well I now
people want the tickets. See they weren't scared off by Vince.
They're like, no, I'm here for the show. You know

(01:28:31):
it's all part of it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
They know it's all for the illusion.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Michael, let's see your wheels.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Hello, Yeah, I'm calling about Maley Creo ticket.

Speaker 9 (01:28:39):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
What's your name, Bruce?

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
Bruce?

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
What's your favorite Motley Crue song?

Speaker 12 (01:28:45):
Uhi Girls Girls or shout at the deivil solid?

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
How do you feel about don't go away, mad, just
go away?

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
I wish they all would. Okay, Oh, I like that
song as well. Yes, we got a com we got
a comedian here. Who we got a guy that's bringing
the heat.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
He says, guess what, guys, I'm making jokes bringing the
smoke today.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Thank you anyway, what was his name? Bruce? Well, Bruce
just won those tickets. Congratulations, congratulations buddy. You stay there
and we will get all your information.

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
Thank you, pal. We appreciate that, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
So we will give away more Motley Crewe tickets tomorrow
we will, and then the next day and the next day, yes,
I guess the next day.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
H No, the next three days. We will give away
Motley Crewe tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
This the week and then we'll have one thousand dollars
coming up just after ten o'clock today as well, and
like twelve tries at it still, so there could be
money in your pocket, lots of opportunities to win. All right.
We have got more rock coming up, Josh.

Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
In this show one of six point seven.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
WLV Detroit Wheels. I have a whole book of cruder
shocks under my dads.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Hey, baby, Hi, it's Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 5 (01:30:04):
I'm Josh.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Let's revisit the story about the hot dog theft in Orlandos.
They're just joining the show. Hot Dogs were stolen from
a school in central Florida.

Speaker 7 (01:30:14):
Police say someone broke into this Orange City school overnight,
played with the exceptional student education equipment, and even stole
over one hundred hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
See, I think they're trying to make this story feel
worse than it is because they keep hammering home that
it happened to be in the exceptional student or like
the special needs students. They're trying to make this sound
like it's something that isn't funny, Like they're trying to
throw themselves a pity party. Correct, It's like, no, it's
funny because somebody broke into a school, rode around on
some bikes, and then stole one hundred hot dogs and

(01:30:44):
ice cream as well. I'm new six as Alex Cook.

Speaker 7 (01:30:46):
Police say the suspects jumped a fence here at University
High and then got in through an unlocked door.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
I mean, this feels like something that some some pranking
students would do. Like the story makes it sound like
they targeted the special needs kids, which I'm it's ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (01:31:01):
Investigators say they spent over twenty minutes inside the school's
ese wing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
Like does it make the crime worse, Like, are they
gonna be punished even harder? It's like, well, we were
just gonna give you a slap on the wrist, but
now that you know the special needs kids are without
hot dogs, throw the book at them.

Speaker 7 (01:31:14):
Yeah, maybe, leading a lot of parents and neighbors here
to wonder how this could have happened.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
Why hot dogs of all things, because they're delicious. Bro, Yeah,
they're ballpark.

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
I guess that's what they get find today. Whatever you
can find is what they'll pay.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
That's exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Thank you for pointing out how stealing works. Yeah. Wow,
what constantly what.

Speaker 7 (01:31:37):
Orange City police say happened here at University High early
Monday morning? They say those suspects rode esse bicycles and
messed with their equipment, stole a bunch of lanyards.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Let's like when you say mess with their equipment, like
did anything get broken? Did they they do anything that
hurt anybody? Or do they say right around on some
of these special needs bicycles. This just sounds like something
that some pranking students did. If there's ever a follow
up to this, we'll probably never get the follow up
because the follow up is.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
Gonna be like, hey, it was just some dumb kids pranking.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
It wasn't you know some people targeting special needs kids
at a school in our land by.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
Just two students, just like for students at school today
with a bunch of hot dogs. Yea, if someone just
signed just opened up a cart, then we know who
did it. To go find the kids who's selling hot
hot dogs out of his locker.

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
They're more there than usually the person who perpetrated the
crime will come back to the scene.

Speaker 7 (01:32:27):
Of the crime, then broke into another classroom and stole
over one hundred hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Again, follow up, why were hot dogs in a classroom?
The teacher just grill in the in the room.

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
Maybe they got ala grill in there. You know, it's
like a seven eleven inside. I got like a you know,
a pop fountain and molder grill and.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
Ice cream meant for students.

Speaker 7 (01:32:50):
Junior Incarnation son is about to graduate from university high
We're very.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
My dex dog is gonna be named Junior Incarnation. I'm
gonna I believe this guy's name is probably Incarnacione or something,
but this guy's like incarnation. This is Junior Incarnation. I'm
with the news in Orlando junior incarnation. I'm gonna guess
it's incarnacione or something like probably like that. You're close enough.

(01:33:16):
He's like, I had done that is I mean, I
have to tell you a story about hot dog hot
dogs left. They stolen the hot dogs from the slow children.
I don't know why it became Dracula. Oh this stole
that's like Count Shocula.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
Got the one.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
They stole one hundred little come over on, Oh my
love hot dogs.

Speaker 9 (01:33:44):
Excited and proud of him.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
He was surprised to hear about the break in. I
feel like how his kid graduating from this school has
anything to do with the story.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
He's like, well, you know, I'm proud of my kid.
He's graduating.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
He's not gonna get how do I break the news?
But he's not gonna get a hot dogs no graduation
hot dog. That was a graduation hot dog Feece. We
all contributed all year long. We made donations to the
hot dog pot, and now some bastard stole those hot dogs.

Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
You son of a bit, walk across that stage and
not get a graduation hot dog, You son of a bitch.

Speaker 9 (01:34:16):
Unfortunately, con said that they would think that that would
be a good.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Time and he hopes justice is served with mustard. And
I heard they do get in trouble, so at needs
they know Junior Incarnation, he says, I want punishment. I
should have asked the follow up, like, so, what do
you think the punishment should be? Firing Squad? I mean, oh, yeah,
like Junior incarnation. If you had your options, would you

(01:34:43):
go Firing Squad or the Iron Maiden? If you I mean,
those are the only two options for stealing the hot
dogs from the screw. Have you beat them with the
hot dogs?

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
All one hundred hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
It's like when you get some of those deals, like
well you're gonna smoke that whole pack now, Artie.

Speaker 9 (01:35:01):
Got a nit that in the flood while they're young,
so they won't.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
I have a follow up on Junior Incarnation. I believe
that Junior Incarnation is foreign to this land, which I'm
not against at all. He's out there making a name
for himself and the video he's got a food truck.
But when he said they got to nip it in
the butt, I believe that. My thought is that Junior
Incarnation here learns how to speak English by watching the
Andy Griffith Show, possibly because who says nipp Barney Fife.

Speaker 10 (01:35:26):
Got a nit that in the flood while they're young,
so they won't become escalates to something else in the future.

Speaker 7 (01:35:32):
But what disturbed some people most does that police say
this happened inside the school's es E wing.

Speaker 5 (01:35:37):
Special needs kids like one.

Speaker 11 (01:35:40):
They already need help as there as it is, and
it doesn't make sense, so why you mess with them?

Speaker 5 (01:35:46):
Of all people?

Speaker 7 (01:35:46):
Po Leice say this case remains under investigation. In anyone
that may have information.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
About who those people are that broke into the school.

Speaker 7 (01:35:53):
Are asked to contact Orange City Police in Orange City, Alex.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Cook six, this feels like something that just would have
happened to Beavis and Butt.

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
Heead Yes, a dumb ass.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
They dumb ass. That is the most serious story ever
about hot dogs being stolen. And my favorite guy though
in all of this, is we've discussed earlier, is the
guy that's trying to be sympathetic towards special needs people
but actually comes across sounding more offensive towards special needs people.

Speaker 5 (01:36:29):
Special needs kids like one.

Speaker 11 (01:36:32):
They already need help as it is, and it doesn't
make sense, so why you mess with them of all people.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
We're just gonna find out these are some fourteen year
old kids. That doesn't it or as we discussed earlier,
it's an inside job and it's the special needs kids
who are sick of hot dogs. They're like, now you
gotta give us something else, like chicken nuggets. We want
dinosaurs shaped nuggets.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
We know that dino nugs are available and.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
All every day hot dogs hot dogs. Were sick of
your hot dogs, Principal Smith. Anyway, So that's what's going
on in Orlando. And you want to tell me that
Florida isn't the number one drug state in the country.
Bottom of the list. Come on now, do better? List
talking to you list wallet hub alright.

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
Josh Innis show all of six point.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
Seven Detroits, Whales, Josh Ennis show Breaking news from Orlando.
What somebody stole all our lunches?

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Who would steal thirty bag lunches.

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
I'll tell you who took those lunches.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
That damn sasquatch who stole one hundred hot dogs? Always
stealing those kids' foods. Yeah, you know how sasquatch operates.
There you go hot dog sandwiches. He doesn't care, does
not care. Jilly is going to be up next. She
will be handling the middle of the day for you
until old Robbie Brandt gets in here to make some magic. Yeah,

(01:38:04):
but Jilly will be here.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
She told Ohio to go f themselves, did you Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:38:09):
She said. You know what we're gonna I talk about.
I'm going to Iowa. Wow. So Jilly is gonna be
talking a lot about Iowa and the great wines in Iowa,
great vineyards there. So it's like a battle of states
with like what four letter names. I guess it was
the first name that came to my Okay, so I
will see you tomorrow. Listen to the Josh Innis Show.

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