Why Go to the Moon and NOT Walk on it?

Michael J. Fox is NOT dead, Tigers and Red Wings need to get it together, Josh thinks just going to the moon and coming back is a waste, Third Eye Blind celebrates 29 years since the release of their self-titled album, how the Meatloaf musical was last night, a DoorDash driver that stole a family pet during a delivery, a woman missing in the Bahamas after allegedly falling off a dinghy, Josh has a diabolical plan for when he passes away, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
WLZ Detroit one six point seven, Detroit's wheels an I
Heart radio station, guaranteed Human. All Right, welcome in six
oh seven. Josh and the Show, Josh and James This Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hello, what's up? James? Oh Man? Not much? Good? Friday
Eve Good. Michael J. Fox is not dead? Not you
let me know that earlier.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I had no idea that he was supposed to be dead.
But he's not dead, So nobody fret. Michael J.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Fox alive. Man. Do you think your listeners are on
the CNN website? Oh no, no, probably not.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I mean I don't think most humans are on the
CNN website, nor should they be, nor should they be
on any cable news sites, because they're poison.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
They're toxin.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
CNN saying whoops are bad. Maybe we shouldn't have phrased
it that way.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Speaking of people who sometimes unknowingly post misinformation on social media.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
And others, Jillie goes.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, yesterday Doug posted that Paul McCartney's gonna be on
SNL and I'm like, oh god, is he not?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
And he goes, oh, no he is. I'm like, hey,
way to go, dog. He's like, he got it right,
Way to go. Doc.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
They you should have just been like, oh, his phone
was hacked, so who knows who posted?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
You never know.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I wonder if we've hit that limit, the time limit,
where we can, you know, start responding to Doug's emails again.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
He didn't say what the limit was. He just said
text him before we call him. That what he knows
it does. Otherwise, maybe it's mock bar from Pakistan. Try
get his credit card number.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
That could that could be too, all right, So we
will have Weezer tickets today. We'll have that for you
at eight twenty five, and then throughout the day you'll
have your opportunity to win Weezer tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
It's wild, but that Weezer shows that they're calling it
the gathering. The gathering is to me, the gathering is
one thing only. That's the gathering of the Juggle. Oh
so I think I heard Rob Rant say something about
like tickets in the gathering. We'll give it away either
any of the Juggalo tickets and then oh, that's the
name of the Weezer too.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Perhaps the Juggalos should show up at the Weezers show
and start, Hell, there's only one gathering, and that's the Juggalos.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
To show up and start whoop whooping it. That'd be something.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
We'll get into some of the details of the Meatloaf
musical from last night, which was perhaps life changing. Uh
So we'll get into that. We have a lot to
do today, and Michael J. Fox is a lot he is,
So don't worry if you were planning on making the
pilgrimage to wherever he lives and put flowers outside of
his home or anything like that, or maybe you wanted

(02:42):
to put like little mini flux capacitors at a makeshift
grave site on the street corners.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I mean, he doesn't live is a Hill Valley the
city he lives.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
He No, he does not live in Hill Valley, but boy,
that'd be badass if he did.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
God.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
So, I actually once got to see the back lot
from not that I'm special. He's gotten to see the
back lot at Universal the original in La in La
So I mean that part of the tour. So it's
not like I got some exclusive behind the scenes like
special people there. Man. I saved the clock I saved
the clock tower, but I did get to go back
before it burned down. The original I think they call

(03:18):
it clock Tower Square burned down back in like seven
o eight somewhere around there. So the original clock tower
is done.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Like it all burned down. Never realized that.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
And they also lost a lot of original footage of
movies when that happened. Okay, a lot of the original
like copies of certain movies got you know, destroyed in
that whole fire too.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
But I saw.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I feel blessed hashtag blessed that I got to see
the original Hill Valley before it burned down, because I'm
a big back to the Future guy.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
That's like, you know, my jam, I feel like they
I think I remember reading they used that set in
multiple movies.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh yeah, totally. I mean, because it's just in this
back lot.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
So so if you pay close attention, you'd be like, hey,
that's the same you know clock tower from back in the.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Future, exactly what it is.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
But anyway, we're glad you guys are with us this
morning again. Weezer tickets eight twenty five. Wait a minute, doctor,
are you telling me that it's eight twenty five precisely?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yes, damn, I'm late for the Weezer tickets, all right, So.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Rock onm We'll have sports coming up in just a
few minutes. As it turns out, the Tigers kind of sucked.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
We'll get to that.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
And again the large game for the Flyer, well, the
Flyers are in town. It's a large game for the
Red Wings today as they well they need to win
it is they must win hockey game tonight.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
The playoffs depend on it. Yeah, they really do.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I mean, it's a huge game and they haven't been
doing well in these huge games.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
So don't hold your breath. You'll suffocate the Josh inn
Is Show Sports all.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Right, First things first, the Tigers lost again.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Bitch.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Oh that was rough. Once I discovered it was on
TV and I can actually watch it, they tuned in.
They were down six to nothing.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, they six after the first inning. Wow, it's not
been a great start to the year for the Tigers.
They lost eight to six. They were down six nothing
after one. Here was the first inning for fromber Valdez.
Single hit by pitch, botched, fielder's choice, wild pitch, ground out, walk,
single double single, down six to nothing. But you got

(05:28):
to get fromber some Creditary pitched I think into the
sixth inning last night, which you very rarely get out
of Trek's schooble. Hell, this guy gave up six runs
in the first inning. He's like, I'll try to get
through six. Schooble tries to go out there and give
you five and then peace out. I mean, usually when
Schooble does it, it's only like one nothing. It's not,
you know, six nothing. So I guess there is a

(05:50):
trade off. And there was hope towards the end though
it looked like they're starting to rally bang. Well that's
what they do, though, like they fall, at least this
year so far, they fall down large and then like, oh,
they scored a couple runs in the.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Night, so it may or of the eighth and it
made it look close. And this is a bit concerning.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Now, granted it's early in the year, and granted they're
out there playing in you know, subarctic temperatures in Minnesota.
It looks so it's not weather that's conducive to launching
the ball out of the ballpark by any means. But
they have lost four in a row. They have lost
eight of ten, and as a team, they are twenty
eighth in baseball in home runs. They are last in

(06:29):
the American League in home runs. They've only hit seven
by comparison, the Dodgers have twenty one whoa, and there
are some other bad teams. And also, I mean the Dodgers,
you would expect to hit a bunch of home runs.
But like teams like the Nationals have three times the
home runs they do, they have what sixteen home runs,
I think, So there are bad teams that are bopping
the ball out.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Of the ballpark.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Now, just because you hit home runs doesn't make you
a good team, and just because you don't hit home
runs doesn't make you a bad team. But and you're
playing in Minnesota. The weather's been dreadful for them the
last three days, but Minnesota is playing in the same weather,
and they scored eight runs, six runs in the.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
First freaking innings. So what are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Affi Bayez is hot, though at least average wise his
last five games. He's up over three seventy five in
the last five.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
The Wings host the let's see, they host the Flyers tonight.
I think earlier I said they're behind the Flyers, and
they are. They're technically three points behind the Flyers. But
the Flyers have a playoff spot in the Metropolitan the
team they're chasing in the wild card. Right now is Ottawa.
Ottawa is three points up on the Wings with four
games to go, there's still a log jam. Wings, Islanders,

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and Capitals all have eighty nine points, so they're chasing Ottawa.
Columbus has ninety points. They are also chasing Ottawa. So
today is a large game over at LCA as it's
the Flyers and the Wings. The Pistons won last night
one thirty seven to one to eleven over the Bucks.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Kate Cunningham came back.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
WHOA, the lung has been reinflated.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
The lung has been reinflated. Shot it to the wild
But coach, they got it done. Who would have known?
My man? Kate said, listen, the cavalry is coming. Do
not despair. Calgary is coming.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
So it says, oh, playoff time is coming, so is
the cavalry.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Do you not despair? Calvary is coming.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
You know.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
I picture Kate cunning him like a pair of those
pump shoes from the nineties.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh yeah. Every time before he goes, he's got.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
A little basketball on the tongue. It's gonna pump his
lungs up. Does it connect all the way to the lungs.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Maybe I don't know. I don't know how.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Maybe maybe you're not pumping the shoe, you know, it's
it pumps the lung Maybe you know, yeah we can nipples.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Bam good call uh. He scored thirteen points in twenty
six minutes. And there you go. You've not a doctor, man.
I don't know how this works. Look, I figured i'd ask.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I thought maybe you knew things all right, like doctor
Mdel Brown, who was oddly the old man best friend
of a boy in high school. Very rick and Morty. Yes, yeah,
well I would say that Rick and Morty is very bad. Yes,
but yes, there you go. Is they're related in Ricking Mordy. Know,
these guys are just lovers. Probably that's in a very

(09:08):
special back to the future they don't tell you about.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, the one they're only available at the video store
behind those curtains. Yeah, next to all the moms that
do all those dirty things with their stepson's.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Backshot to the future, back Door to the future, something
like that. This is the Josh in his show on
one Who's six point seven double w.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Llz Detroit's wheels Ony, Wow? Wow? Why Detroit's wheels? Hello,
I have a thought.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I have a thought about the space shuttle the artemis,
the artists too, because now they're on their way back
to her.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Is there is it toilet a little broken? Maybe? I
don't know. I haven't even seen the details.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
As well, that they're in nassa manned spacecraft in the
bathroom works just as well as the best.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
It's kind of relatable if you think of our studios. Yeah,
but here's the thing, right, So, and they're on their
way back, and they're supposed to splash back down to Earth.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I guess tomorrow the tenth. Does that make sense? So
they're gonna be back on the tenth. I think they
just like splash into the water and we're home. Everyone
to me, if I'm gonna get in a rocket or
whatever ship a space shuttle and I'm gonna be blasted
into orbit, I've got to do more than just make
a loop around the moon and come home. You don't
think that's enough of an accomplishment. No, I'd just traveled

(10:27):
all that way. You just traveled to the moon and
went around it, came back. I don't think it is.
I'm looking at it now. It's impressive to me. You
completely get one half of the Armageddon storyline. I be
that as it may. And I'm not judging these people
because I look, if I had the option, maybe i'd
do it.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I don't. I actually I would. I'd be too scared
to do it.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
But point being in all of this, if I'm gonna
go all the way up to the moon, I might
as well walk on the damn thing. You see what
I'm saying, Like, why go all the way up there
and just do it? Like, you don't make like a
ten hour road trip to just look at something and
then turn around.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
I disagree, And people take a ten hour road trip
to go look at statues, to go look at baseball stadiums.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Oh, that's stupid. You gotta at least they do something,
you know what I'm saying, Like.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Technically I would take a ten hour road trip every
year to go to the Bamboo Music Festival just to
look at bands.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, but that's that. See that's very technical. That is
false that you're gonna get like, that's the main point
of it. The main point of going to the moon
is to walk on the moon. The main point of
going to whatever festival that was is to see the bands. Therefore,
you accomplish the main goal. Okay, taking it all the
way up to the moon and then going all right,
hello Moon and then coming back home seems stupid to me, Like,
why why not?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Again, I don't know how space exploration works.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Why not go walk on the damn thing and see
that's all like it had happened in like sixty years
or something like.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
They get your ass up there and walk on it.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Maybe they had to send the ship over there to
see the dark side of the moon to make sure
the alien base isn't active. In that way, they know
it's safe to land there and walk without being you know, trespassers. Well,
once they saw this that it was safe, then they
should have gotten out and said, you know, no, I'm
pulling the car over and we're we're walking on the moon.
There's a scene in the Original Vacation when they're driving

(12:05):
through Saint Louis and Clark drives over the Mississippi River
and you see the gateway arch in Saint Louis and he.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Goes, yeah, Russ, that's the gateway arch.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's six hundred feet all the way up and there's
an elevator that goes all the way to the top.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
He goes, hey, Dad, can we go on it? No?
And then they just keep going.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
That's essentially what happened for these people on Artemis, Like
that's the moon right there, like, hey, really, can we
walk on it? No?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
And then they came home.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
But they got all those incredible photos of the Moon
and the Earth, Like I mean, that's the thing about
taking photos of things. There are photos of things everywhere.
Now there's tons of fun AI videos where people are
making it look like there's a giant thing running on
the moon. Well, here's the thing moon does. You could
do that without ever going to the moon. You just
ask AI to make a video of somebody.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
On the moon.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
But is it going to go as viral as are
going now? Yes, they all do. Everything goes viral, damn it.
So I don't know. I would have felt cheated. Like
if they sign me up for that and they're like,
you're going to the Moon, I'm like, hey, do I
get to walk on it?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
No, but you get to see it, you get to
spend like two weeks in a spaceship, and then you know,
come back to Earth without walking on the moon. I
would feel like I got cheated on that deal. You know,
i'd say no. I said, I'm not doing this. I'm
not running the risk of exploding when this thing takes off,
which has happened.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Oh yeah, so I'm not going.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
To run the risk of exploding in this damn thing.
Did not even get to walk on the moon. No
one's like, oh boy, there's that person that saw the
moon that one time. No, we celebrate those who've walked
on it.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
They'd be a real bummer if, like the next like
Artemis three, they actually walk on the moon and you're
not included in that.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
That would kind of suck, wasn't it. You're like, well,
I mean like like.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Hey, I blaze a trail for you guys to be
able to walk on it.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
You're like a good luck chuck or something like that.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
You know, you open the door for some other guy,
like you dated this hot chick, it didn't work out,
but then the next guy dates or and they get married. Yeah,
all that said, I would have felt cheated at all.
I would have said no, I'd demand to walk on
the moon, and then they'd say, well, we'll just find
someone else to do this, And I'd say, fine, I
won't walk on the moon like you would have passed
physical anyway, no one's gonna remember any of these people.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
You know, you remember the dudes who walked on the moon.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
You remember those gentlemen because they walked on the freaking
moon allegedly. But these people didn't walk on the moon.
They just saw the moon. So speaking of allegedly as
the whole conspiracy. Now that they're saying this is all
done on green screen, that's always going to be the case.
I think, no matter what happens and involves space, they're
always going to just say green screen.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, or they just put it into chat.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
GPT said, Hey, make me look like I'm in a
spaceship going to the moon.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Like wow, that's neat.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
But anyways, so that's all I saw that headline Artemus
two Live Tracker Crew makes trek back to Earth. I'm like,
all that and all you did was saw the moon
walk on the damn thing, you PUDs do that. Anyway,
we will have Weezer tickets, will that's coming up at
eight twenty five today.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Michael J.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Fox is alive. If you guys were concerned, the word
was going around that MJF had died, He's not not dead,
very much alive, So that's good news. I'll tell you
all about the meat Loaf musical on a little bit
all of six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Innis Show
Left Sports coming up here in just a second.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Tigers continue to.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Stink, but at least they're getting out of the cold
now right. They'll get out of the Minnesota, which is
been a cold hell for them.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
But we'll get into that.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
And also another situation involving the delivery driver and a dog.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Oh boy, you're locally come on and another.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
One and and I'll give you all the details on
the meat Loaf musical, which may or may not have
changed my life last night. We'll get into all that,
and then remember all day long you'll have opportunities to
win tickets to see Weezer, and the first chances at
eight twenty five.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
So Josh ni Show, This is the Josh Ennis Show
on one O six point seven double LLZ Detroit Wheels,
The Joshennis Show Sports.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
All right, let's see here the Tigers lose again, an
eight to six loss to the Minnesota Twins. It was
probably eleven degrees and there were probably fourteen people at
the game.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I thought, maybe you know the series was over. It's not.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
They play again today oh to at one forty, So
they're trying to avoid being sweat now. The positive is
they're facing a guy named Mick Abel who is zero
to two with an eleven era.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Bad news is Jack Flaherty is pitching for the Tigers,
and he is oh to one with a seven point
five to six.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
He has almost similar stats, which.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Means somehow this game is gonna be one nothing. Although
you look at these two guys and it's like, oh,
this is gonna be just a ton of runs. Maybe
this will be the hour and a half pitcher's duel.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
So mick Abel sounds like a character for like cartoons
for kids that are disabled.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Mick kick Abel is like superhero the story. That's what
it sounds like to me. Hey kids, it's remember you
can do anything you put your mind. Dude.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, they were down speak Bill speaking of I don't
know how that transitions, but sorry, I was trying to
go with a transition.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
None of them made sense.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
They Tigers were down six nothing after one inning, and
in that first inning, from bra Valdez gave up a single,
a hit batter. There was a botched fielder's choice a
wild pitch, a ground out, a walk, a single to
double in a single, and that all resulted.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
In six nothing after one inning.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
The team currently, you know, obviously things aren't going well.
Their last in the American League and home runs hit
so far this year with seven. I guess I'll give
them the benefit only because they've been playing in an
ice box the last three games. But I guess that's
no excuse for the rest of it, because you know,
their numbers aren't good. Offensively, average wise, they're okay, but
they're not and they're hitting a ton of doubles, but

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home run wise not doing much. Let's see the Wings
host the Flyers tonight. They are three points behind Ottawa
with four games to go, so every game is a
must win, and even then you may not get in,
but your best bet to get in is at least
win your games. Right, So possible points left of Coribs
and they are three points back of Ottawa. They are

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tied with the Islanders and Capitals with eighty nine points
and they're all on the outside looking in. Columbus has
ninety and they're two points behind Ottawa and the Flyers
are in an actual playoff spot on a wildcard spot.
So every game matters for them too. Piston's won thirty
seven bucks one eleven. Kid's back as long as it's

(18:46):
good to go, and he played twenty six minutes and
scored thirteen points.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
And there you go. That friends is sports and this
friends is incubus.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
And that bed few seconds too. Oh so I have
to tell you about the meat Loaf show last night.
It's a good time.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I know I'm gonna get I'm gonna get you in.
I'm gonna give you all the deats. And another issue
with a family's.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Dog here locally, because I don't know what it is
with delivery drivers being PUDs in this town.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
All right.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
So so this is one I just saw. This is
the anniversary the twenty ninth anniversary of the release of
the album Third Eye Blind by a band called Third
Eye Blind.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Oh, the titled Yes That Could Catch. They were awesome.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Like if you think about that moment in time in
the mid to late nineties where pop rock music was,
it was a weird world for pop music because pop
music could be like boy band here, and then it
could be pop rocky, you know, deep blue something. It
could be Foo Fighters, it could be Green Day it

(19:56):
could be third Eye Blind, it could be Hooty. It was,
but it could also be ice Cube. I mean, it
was such a weird mix of music that was popular
in the mid nineties. The mid nineties were a unique
tie and like the music was all niche down like
it is now correct, Like now you're like, you're never
gonna turn on a pop station today and hear Elton

(20:18):
John having a hit song in his forties, like you
did when you turn on the radio in nineteen ninety
five and.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
You're hearing an Elton John song, or you're hearing.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Billy Joel in nineteen eighty nine with a hit song
in his forties, Like that's not going to happen. That's
not the universe that we currently live in, but the
universe that we lived in the mid nineties, the mid
to late nineties. And it was a short little moment
because two thousands rolled around and you had that little
moment of new metal like the kid Rocks and the
and the Corns and those kind of guys, and then

(20:48):
it kind of got into a little bit of butt rock,
and then it kind of made its way back around
eventually again to be in sort of poppy but the
pop rock music of the mid nineteen nineties, the Goo
Goo Dolls, the count Crows, the match Box Twenties, they
all had these gigantic moments in time, and you could
argue that one of the biggest moments in time Alanis

(21:09):
Alanis would fall into that category. Green Day semi sonic
like bands like that. But when you think about Third
Eye Blind, that first Third Eye Blind album.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Much like Hoodie, it.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Wasn't as big as Hoodie cracked re review, but it
was similar in that they had one huge album that
overtook the entire universe. The next album was fine but
didn't do a ton, and then they just disappeared. Musically
in terms of being on the charts. It was very
Hooty esque. It was very Counting Crows esque, you know.
And a lot of these bands had one big hit.

(21:43):
Blues Traveler had your one giant hit, you know, and
then one kind of hit. You had six who sang
six Avenue r Wallflowers, The Wallflowers had a giant hit
and then disappeared. Edwin McCain had a giant hit and
then disappeared. The Spin Doctors had a couple of hits, disappeared,

(22:03):
The Gin Blossoms. But that was that era, the pop
rock era, and you would get like the bangers. Obviously,
the most notable banger from Third Eye Blind is Semi
Charm Live, which you still hear in movie trailers and everything,
and it's it was Everywhere nineteen ninety seven, nineteen ninety eight,
everybody was.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Like everywhere, dude. And you find out what he's singing
about in his songs. Whoa wait like that?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
That's the fun part. It's just such a happy, upbeat
song about you know, chrish yeah, in organisms and falling
asleep inside of somebody.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, but it's a fun song. It's adorable.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
But you had Semi charm Life, you had How's It
Gonna Be?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Just think about this one album.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Okay, you had Semi charm.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Live, Jumper. You had Jumper.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
I remember Jumper because that was the main thing in
like one of the Real World shows they had to
make a music video for the song for like Suicide Prevention. Yeah,
I think How's It Gonna Be might be my favorite
of this How's It Gonna Be? Semi charm Life Graduate
that would be one, and then you know Jumper, kilch

(23:14):
Fricken Sob and with My Hair.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Down the oh is that the freshman? Yeah? Okay, different artists, correct?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
I conflated, gotcha a combined artists there right now?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I think I did. Hey.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Verve pipe another good example. Band has one song never
hear from them about the verb the verve bitter.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Yeah, and you're taking me straight back to eleventh grade
manth class?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
I wish you would step back from the ledge, my friend.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Time with all the lies you in living.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Part of this band's downfall, though, could be that they
couldn't create recreate the same sound live that they.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Did in the studio. That happens to.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Band when I've heard, like Stephen Jenkins, the singer can't
hit any of those notes live.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Well, that could be a be a bad deal. And
that's coming from asked show co hosts. And my wife,
uh seen them live?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Wow, I know she was super stoked to go see them,
and then it was very disappointed when she got home.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah, but that album sold like six million copies. It
was a big album. It wasn't like.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
As big as Hoody. I think Hoody sold like twenty
million copies of Crack TV. That was like one of
the handful of.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Biggest albums of the nineties, you know, but they were
similar and that they had one huge album that had
a whole yeah, and they had these two huge albums
and then like or they each had a huge album,
then the next one, which highly anticipated and didn't do
as much, and then they kind of just faded away
and just became a nostalgiack.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
But and then Hoodi's started doing some stuff with Star
Trek and well.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Who Guy heart Who.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
He became a country guy and had a bunch of
hits and it's still making hits in the country. They're
good songs too, like He's good. But yeah, so that
was twenty nine years ago. What a wild What duncan
Chic Remember duncan Chic? What was the damn duncan Chicic
song Barely Breathing? I Am okay breathing, I can find

(25:22):
the air. But like on pop radio that was like
in ninety six, ninety seven, ninety eight, you'd get like
that kind of pop rock Jamira Kwai, oh yeah, insanity,
you get a weapon of choice stuff, you get praise, you, you
get that kind of stuff. You know, then Beck would
be in there kind of a different pop rocky type, obviously,
but you get all these This is a strange time.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
I'd argue a better time. It was a better time
to be alive, I would agree. There you go.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
There's also just two old men yelling a clouds right now?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
No, yes, now I feel old. I'm gonna even feel
older when I tell you all about the meat Loaf
musical that I saw last night. So we'll get into
all that. Next to some hot gilts. No, oh no, no,
well my wife, Oh wait, she's not a gilt. No
good point anyway, such a way, let's move on.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
She's an ILF.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Okay of insert whatever letter you want to put before,
and it's your She's an ILF.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Thank you. This is the Josh in his show one
of six point seven in w LZ Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
So I went to see Bad out of Hell, the
musical that is set to the music of meat Loaf
and Jim Steinman, last night, and I went in assuming, hey,
this might change my life because this is a musical
made for me, because I am a big proponent of
meat Loaf and Jim Steinman, who did produce songs for
people that weren't Meatloaf, people like Air Supply, people like

(26:48):
Miss Selene Dion, people like Bonnie Tyler, Like this guy
has produced epic, amazing, big songs, and his music has
always been like this big, kind of orchese type of
thing that feels like it belongs in a musical. Like
if you listen to the Bad Out of Hell album,
it just sounds like music from a musical and it's
perfect for that. Now, the plot of this thing is stupid,

(27:11):
Like it's it's a dumb post apocalyptic love story with
like you know, like this girl being in love with a.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Bad boy, and it was like an actual like play.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, I thought, well, no, all musicals have a story, gotcha.
This story just kind of sucked. It was just kind
of whatever. But it was just a a.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Vehicle to deliver the music of meat Love.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Let me tell you, man, there's the like a ten
minute stretch where these two people it's just the delivery vehicle,
it is. But when they do paradise by the dashboard light,
the two people that did paradise by the dashboard light,
it was ten minutes of just orgasmic delight for me.

(27:54):
I mean my mouth was a gape. I'm just like
I'm blown away by this. I'm moved by it. I
was into it. I was invested one percent. The plot stupid,
but I was invested in the music. Then there's the intermission.
Intermission comes out, there's a couple of songs that aren't
they're fine, but then they end it with a combination

(28:14):
of it. It's all coming back to me now by
Celine Dion and then meat loafs really like his more
modern day opus a song called I Would Do Anything
for Love, but I won't do that. And what I've
decided here is that I should have been in musicals
if I could sing at all. Like I'm watching that,

(28:36):
I'm like, that's what I want to be doing. I
want to be like Danny Zuko in Greece. But I'm
too fat and I can't sing, so they probably make
me like Putsy or something like that. I'm like, I'm
not gonna be Putsy. I'm gonna be Danny Zuko.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
I'm a star.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
You could be music now that I might be able
to pull off. But like this is a donkey, Like
this is what I should be doing. I should be
singing Paradise by the dashboard light when old Buddy was
up there doing two out of three, ain't bad.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
As a due with this chick. I'm like, I should
be doing that.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
This is me when they were doing It's all coming
back to me now as a there's a duet.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I looked at my wife. I said, that's what I
That's where I belong. I'm a I'm a show person, showman.
I'm a showman. I should be up there jamming with
these people. This should be me.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
You know, it's never too late to sign up for
like local coaching, these things.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
I know I'm thinking about, you know what, I think
I should be doing this.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
The one time I tried to go out from musical
I think it was Oliver Twist or Oliver or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
I forgot what it was called.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
And they're like, well, you can be like in the chorus.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
I'm like, no, I can't. I'm not a background performer.
I'm Oliver.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
And they're like, there is no I'm Oliver. I'm all
my contract states that I am Danny Zuko, I am Oliver.
I'm that guy that had the aids in Rent. I'm
I'm Meryl Streep and Mama.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Mia or Pierce Brosnan and Mama Mia, or that another
handsome British guy from Mama Mia. That's what I do.
I don't stand in the background.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
I'm a butterfly and I have to fly. I get it, boy,
this is what I belonged in though, a traveling play
that performs the music of meat Loaf and Jim Steinman.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Who the fuck?

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I guess I would have I should have known that
this is what I'm meant to be doing. I need
to run off with them. I need to hurry before
they leave, like take me with you. They're probably already gone.
And then I was in love with the girl that
was like this, because I fall in love with these
ladies when I go to the musicals because like, like
they're a good enough distance away where I truly don't
know what they look like, so I assume they're all hot, Like.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
I don't see enough of them.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
So I'm like, she's there on stage, mannekin, but she
had like the short shorts, like and there's all like
black smoky eyes and dark hair and short shorts and
fish nets, and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
I love you. Take me with you? You I belong
I should I should have gone up after the show.
I mean, like, I belong with you. Guys, bring me,
you should have rushed the stage love me.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
So while you're watching it, were you ever like in
your mind like critiquing, like, oh, that wasn't that grid
of a movie?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
You should have did this instead?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, I'm like, I would have done that better, and
I think I would have the problem is I'm too
fat and not attractive and can't sing. Those three things
are gonna really hamstring me when it comes to trying
to be in the traveling production of the meat Low
meaning part is definitely gonna hold you back.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Certainly, that's certainly part of it. God, this was a time, though,
boy when they were.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Doing uh two two out of three ain't bad? My god,
I mean, you singing two out of three am bad?
It was the highlight of some listeners weeklies, I.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Mean their lives. Honestly, let's be real. I mean, what
do you what do you enjoy the most of the
show this week? People are like, when are you saying
meat Low? Uh?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I mean Bob, I mean, come on, the boy in
the Paradise by the dashboard light was just bo.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
It was good. But then when they ended with I'd
Do Anything for love, dude, when.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
That hits, I'm like, I'm like pantomiming and where I'm
doing like air pianos and I'm banging air drums, and
then I'm like.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
That would do an anything for love? I would run
right into helen back.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Maybe they're listening right now, Maybe this is my audition.
Come on, Josh, getting the zone, just getting the zone.
You can do it, Josh, this is your moment here,
we got hold on. You did so got one shot.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Can I never forget the way you feel right now? No,
no way?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
And I would do anything for love, but I won't
do that. Oh no, noah, oh dude that And then
I'd be walking around. I'd be like, it's me laugh Can.
Some days it don't come easy, and some days it

(33:12):
don't come hard.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Some days have been doing then these are the days
that never ends.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Can.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Some days you breathe and file, and some nights talking nice,
some nights for.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Seeing me fall will again And maybe I'm crazy.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
I'm crazy, but it's true and no one can save
me and no one else can save me now, but
you as I hope they listened.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
That was Josh Innis audition for the meat Loft Traveling Musical.
You know what?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
The radio went out again.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
I am Joshnis, I'm auditioning for Raven or whatever the
lead character's name was that guy or the dude or
the guy that did Paradise by the Dashboard Light, that
was like the dad in the show. I think that's
what I want to do. I want to do Paradise
by the dashboard Light. So maybe I need to be
the dad.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Anyway, all that to tell you that my life has
changed for the positive because I saw the.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Meat Love musical. Thank you all. So what positive changes
are taking.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Place, I'll let you know when they happen. All I
know is I felt positive. I felt positive that I
should be a song and dance many Danny Zuko in
Greece that type.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
You know, I got one O six point seventh WLZ.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Detroit's Wheels guaranteed the Rock, guaranteed human All right.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Josh and his show, It's Detroit's Wheels. Hello.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Ah. So if you were wondering, Michael J. Fox not dead,
not dead, it has been confirmed I guess by Michael J.
Fox or or I don't know, Lorraine Bains McFly someone
and has conferred somebody died out the phone for him
and handed to him. He's like, hey, I'm not dead.
He's like, hey, guys, I'm not dead. I'm back to
the future. Yeah, yeah, Doc, you did send me back

(35:11):
to the future, but I'm back. I'm back from the future.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Great Scott, Great Scott boy. I love Back to the.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Future, although it is a strange movie when you really
think about it. I mean, the guys like basically made
out with his mom.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah, he made out with his mouth.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
That was like a precursor to what happens on the
Hub now og hub content right there, baby, it's all
Back to the Future's fault.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Yeah, thanks a lot, Michael J. Fox. You know, horn Dog.
But she was hot though. It was a big Leah Thompson.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
She was in that one and Howard the Duck and
was in casual sex with Victoria Jackson. Man, you've seen
all the movies I have. She was and she had
moments in the issue. So what was it? Some kind
of wonderful and some kind of wonderful cash you up?
But big Back to the Future guy, jigglewats of Electricity's

(36:06):
why I hate libyans. Okay, hates not a strong word,
but I fear them. Thanks a lot. Back to the Future.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I don't even know what Libya does, and now I'm
afraid of them.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Oh you know, is a coming from your plutonium? Yeah,
I mean or uranium and their defense.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
If I thought I was buying a bomb from some
crackpot inventor in his garage in Hill Valley, California, and
I got a shiny casing filled with used pinball machine parts,
I too would be upset and maybe try to take
him out with some sort of Bazuoka like.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Weapon. It's crazy, man, It's not because ham me go
get my bazuka.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, whatever the hell. It was some sort of rocket launcher,
some sort of missile. It's pretty amazing though, that somehow
that crappy DeLorean could just outrun a bazooka.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Well.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
It's also funny to me that eighty eight seemed like
a fast speed at that time too.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah. Now I'm like, you bastards could do ninety. I
mean that's like being on the lodge. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I just gonna say, like every day when I'm in
the car, I fear for my life with these neanderthal
drivers here. And basically they are the living embodiment of
let's see if you bastards can do ninety.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
If ninety were one hundred and seventeen every morning. I'm
trying to get back to the future. Speedy drive.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yes, don't tell my insurance coming is anyway, So I
don't rest in power MJF. Because he's alive. Just rest,
just rest here, But don't don't. Day's not dead, so
fear not.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
All right? Sports coming up, the Tigers might stink.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
And we have another delivery driver dog story here in Detroit,
because why not.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
It's becoming a problem. It is. We have an epidemic
on our hands here. It's the Josh Ennis Show, The
Josh Innis Show, one of six point seven.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
WLZ Detroit's wheels, The Josh Ennis Show, Sport. Oh alrighty,
everybody coming up here about fifteen minutes. You'll have a
chance to win Weezer tickets weez If you're into such things,
this is your opportunity to go see Weeezer.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Just not right now.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
In about fifteen minutes. Saw this story that fans at
the Blue Jays game a couple days ago at an
event they called Looney Night. And that's because the prices
of the hot dogs are slashed to one Canadian dollar,
which is seventy two cents American.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
By the way, so seventy two cents per dog, which
loony night, because that's what they call their dollar coins
or loss.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
On April seventh, they cut it down to a looney
and they sold more than one hundred thousand hot dogs
during the course of the game, and that is a
record for hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Now. They had set the record last August at over
ninety two thousand.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah, I think we've talked about that, but now it's
over one hundred thousand.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Most Canadians know how to handle the wiener in you know,
I guess.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Just so, let's see here the Twins where the eight
to six winner over the Tigers. Talking about bite and
the wienie. The Tigers have lost again. They were down
six to nothing after one inning, so they currently stink.

(39:27):
It doesn't mean they will continue to stink, but they do.
And they really want to get the hell out of Minnesota,
but they can't yet because they have to play another
game there. They're trying to avoid getting swept at, which
maybe in theory this could be tough because Jack Flaherty
is pitching and he stinks. But the good news is
Mick Abel is pitching for the Twins and he stinks
more Wow, so it's a battle of stink stinks stunk today,

(39:51):
so we'll see what happens there. Wings take on the Flyers.
It's a giant game for both teams as the Wings
set three points out of a playoff spot. They're chasing
Ottawa with four games to go, and the Pistons were
a one thirty seven, one to eleven winner over the Bucks.
The score, the outcome, that of it matters. What's important
is the Caid is risen. He played again twenty six

(40:12):
minutes and thirteen points, so he should be good to
go for the postseason one what as soon and that's
coming up very soon. I saw the signage outside Little
Caesars yesterday when I went to the the Meatloaf Show,
walked over to Harry's. Actually yeah, and I walked by
the stadium. They got their signage up. They're ready for
the playoffs. It says Detroit Basketball all Dog.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
So this is all dog. It's the all Dog playoffs.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
So I know you guys were worried that, you know,
maybe they weren't gonna be enough dog or they'd be
like semi dog for the playoffs. But and maybe we
can get a confirmation from keV since he works with them,
but at least the sign has led me to believe
that this team is all dog dawg oh, And thus,
I don't know how you stop.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Something that all dog. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Hey, and that delivery driver stop that dog here locally,
So I mean it is possible, I guess, to stop
a dog. But they're all dogs because they all got
that dogging in. I think that's exactly what that means.
Get excited, all right, Speaking of dogs, there's another dog
related story here locally about a delivery driver and a dog,

(41:22):
and we will get into that after we provide you
with rock and roll music from Led Zeppelin. This is
immigrant song. Ah right, let's see here it's Detroit's wheels.
Let's listen to a story about another dog and another
delivery person.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Here in Detroit. A heartbreaking story from downriver.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
A door dash driver is seen snatching up a family's
dog during a delivery. They thought she'd take them to
the local shelter, but their beloved pop is nowhere to
be found. Fox Who's Jessica Dupak joins us in studio
with the details.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Chess.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Well, first of all, let me tell you someone who's
driven door dash. It is is right there in the
door dash bylaws it states, yes, you can't kidnap people's dogs.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
That is like, that is our credo, that is what
we live by.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
You pull up to someone's house, they say rule number
one of door dashes, you don't steal someone's dog.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
Yeah, right there in the bilog Groupe, neighbors tried to
tell the woman the doordasher the dog is from a
couple of blocks away from her delivery, didn't matter, and
he was well vet, even had a collar on. But
we're told the driver didn't listen and drove off.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
That was over a month ago.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
You were seen here trying to stop a DoorDash driver
from snatching a dog who escaped his yard in River
Rouge last month.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
And she totally ignored them, didn't respond REPI or anything.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Just got on her vehicle.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
The driver dropped off the food and loaded up Scrappy
in eleven year old pit Oh scrap.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Of an eleven year old pit bull name Scrappy.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
And then I saw the pictures and I'm like, oh,
Scrappy's a gorgeous dog. This bitch stole Scrappy. I'm just
sick of people. I'm sick of people. You stole someone's dog.
You hate us, bitch, you are the worst. Actually, the
guy that shot the dog as the worst. But at
least he if you wanted to make a case, you
could say, okay, he feared that the dog was gonna
bite him. You just stole someone's dog and people are

(43:21):
telling you, hey, that's the dog of these people, and
you're like, don't Scrappy's my now.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
The owner says, the whole thing hitting her son.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Worst of all, he's adhd so he's calming for him
and they're like best friends.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Neighbors told us off camera it seemed like the DoorDash
driver thought Scrappy was astray, even though we had a
collar on.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Just returning him, like that's all I want. I don't
want to press charges or anything or whatever. I just
want him home, some.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Flappy.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
The family has checked animal control shelters, papered Facebook.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
A month later and no Scrappy, she says.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
DoorDash hasn't been much help either.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
He's old, so he's very loving and just a big baby.

Speaker 6 (44:11):
Facts two problem solvers getting to work. We did reach
out to DoorDash tonight. We did see some movement, which
is really nice for this family. We're told they actually
reached out to the River Rouge Police Department and said
they're going to help with their investigation, and probably even better,
they're deactivating that door Dasher's account just until they can
get this all sorted out.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah, well, hopefully they can share that door Dasher's information
with the police and the police can go ask some questions.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Yes, instead of just deactivating the account, good luck door Dashing, Now,
you dog thief.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
She's like this, Okay, I'm just gonna activate my Uber
eats account. Now how about that? Well, I don't know, man,
but people are awful. I hate people.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
I know we had this discussion yesterday, but I just
don't understand why you would put that. I can totally
understand why I can understand why you would here.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Let me putup this right.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
If somebody's like it's it's somebody's dog, like, oh, we
need to hear instincts take over in a sense where
you're like, hey, I want to at least help this
dog get back to its house because you don't want
to see the dog wander off into the street or whatever.
Like that's just instinctual. The second I see a stray
dog of any sort. Like I'm like, I kind of
want to help, and I'm like, can I get this
dog in the car? You know, you don't want to

(45:19):
because you'll feel guilty if that dog gets hit by
a car and you didn't do anything. But the biggest
question is once you get the dog in the car,
and he's got a collar, and I'm gonna guess that
the collar has at least a phone number or an address,
Like my dog's collar has the phone number on the back. Okay,
So like you think you'd call someone and say, hey,
I have your dog. Why would you just take the dog?

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Like was this?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Did this person sell the dog? Like I don't, like,
what did this person would do for an eleven year old?
She got the eleven years she got scrappy, she took
him to stud he just got I mean, he's a
gorgeous dog, just an amazingly pretty like a grayish colored you.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Know a dog.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yeah, and gorgeous dog. And and I just don't get people.
People are the worst, right, like just terrible. I understand
the concept of wanting to help a dog. I understand
the concept of trying to get him into your car
so he doesn't wander into the road.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
I get all that, what are you doing after you
get the dog in the car.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
It's like I've had a situation like this happened to
me coming home from work before. And when I finally
caught the dog, I just called the number on the collar.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
There you go. That's what you do. It gave me
the address. I put the address in and I took
the dog home. There you go.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
And then I said, this person old taco bell for
lunch that day because I was too busy trying to
help his dog find his family.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
But you know what, you're going to go to heaven
for that. I hope you're happy.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Look, your taco bell got cold, and I understand that
taco Bell's a delicacy now for you, because you know
you don't make that Dave and Chuck coin anymore. Respectfully,
I understand that. So it's a delicacy now looking back
on it. Though you saved a dog's life probably and
you didn't get to eat your taco bell hot.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
You're going to heaven, pal, Oh well, thank you. I
hope you're the doorman at the eight.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I'll be there and be like, I remember what you
did do with that good videos you do I appreciate
you got a hero here. We gotta he's saved the
dog and he makes wacky videos for the show. He's
he came through, So get him, guys, get him in.
They're like, who the hell do you think you get
people in? You're not getting in here? Like what I mean?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
You mean, Saint Peter?

Speaker 3 (47:20):
See you, Josh, I'm gonna go play volleyball with these
topless babes.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Have a good day. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Anyway, So hopefully they find Scrappy. Hopefully Scrappy has returned
to his persons, his people. I mean, like, I get
trying to help. But if the collar's there, call yeah.
That's that's why the collars there. Otherwise we would just
have anarchy and dogs would even wear collars. The collar
is not there so you know the dog's name. It's
there so you can help get the dog back of

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he's lost. It's like a dog wallet, no money exactly.
The currency is love. That is what it is.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
TM listen to the Josh and His Shirt anywhere.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
She set double LLZ as a pre set on her
free yard radio app, It's the Josh to show you
see the story about this lady that went missing in
the Bahamas, like she fell off a boat. She's from Michigan.
She and her husband are from Michigan. They're from a
little post about it, I think last night. Her name
is Lynette Hooker. She disappeared Saturday while traveling by dinghy

(48:21):
near Elbow Clay. Her husband, Brian Hooker, told investigators she
fell into the water amid rough conditions and strong currents.
But now the husband is being detained because they're investigating
and they think that maybe possibly here he was responsible
because he claimed like there was some story about how

(48:42):
she fell off and she had the keys to the
boat in her pocket, and Dingy was like, I'm picturing
the dinghy from a Tommy boy. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't I'm not really hip to know all the
dinghy knowledge.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
But the only dingy I'm very knowledgeable on is my dingy.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Well, yes, my uh so I was watching that now
I was thinking about my dinghy and my dingling and
all that. But there there was a news story here
locally that featured the daughter of the woman I think
it's the dude's stepdaughter, and she's like, this guy was
abusive and he's abused her before and he has threatened

(49:17):
to throw her.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Off of boats before. Oh so, I mean, brother, you
can't have that on your resume.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Whenever your wife goes messing on the boat, when your
wife falls off a boat, you can't have a history
of saying, hey, I'm going to throw you off this boat.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
I don't think you can do that.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
I think that that makes you a suspect in this
case now, and the police obviously agrees. So we will
see what becomes of this story. But as of right now,
this guy is a suspect and he's now going to
face potentially going to face some charges in this She's.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Missing, so they the phone a body or anything. No,
I believe she is.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
She is still missing, right, I believe so. Yes, she
disappeared on Saturdays. So yeah, I don't know. I don't
know where she is. But she's from Michigan. But so
it's local. It's a local story, you see. But we'll
see what becomes of stepping in Jamaica. Happened in the Bahamas.
Of the Bahamas, you know, So, I guess he just
let you take a dinghy out on the water.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
I don't know a Bahamian guide there, I guess. No,
I don't think so well. I mean, I'm sure there
are options for that. In this case, he just wanted
to do. I think he just wants to Is that
how bad?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Is that help people from the bahamashim Jamaican because it's
the close thing I could relate it to. Is there
a Bahamas accent? Do they all kind of sound the same?
Maybe you sound like the guy from the red stripe commercial. Well,
oh it's the beer with this short stubby bottle I
was doing Jamaican. You know what, it's all encompassing for
the sake of this story. At least it's different than
your own voice. And that's all that's I hope to

(50:48):
figure out what happened to this poor woman, Well, we're
gonna find maybe this guy pushed her in, maybe he
killed her. I guess we'll find out. I mean that
his stepdaughter said, hey, uh he at one point it
said like I'll throw you off the boat or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
So maybe it's you know, maybe he's not a good guy. Yeah,
we don't know.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
You think he'd be smart enough to be like not
throwing her off the boat after he threatened to thrower
off the boat.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah, I mean I guess his only move. He's like,
I got I've been planning this for months. I can't
change the strategy now. I stick by what I know.
I have one murder plot and one murder plot own,
and that is it Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
That is Sound Garden Josh Nis show.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Hello. So back to the Michael J. Fox story. So
if he didn't hear this, Yeah, so people thought Michael J.
Fox was dead because CNN. Yeah, they posted like a
remembering Michael J. Fox saying that they almost have ready
in the can they that have?

Speaker 2 (51:44):
They admitted that it's basically an obituary for when he had.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Not admitted that. But that's what one of the news
articles I read was alluding to. Gotcha, they have a
post pre written and it accidentally got published.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Oh so, why would you have a remembering Michael J.
Fox in which they have a lot of people that
they think are near death.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
But usually it's reserved for people who are, you know,
like eighty ninety, you know, or you get a new
story like they're in the hospital not doing well. Would
you want to know what someone's obituary for you would read?
Like how it would read? Like I'd be.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Curious, like so now Michael J. Fox knows what CNN
planned to say about him when he does. That's fascinating
to me, Like, I want to know what you have
to say about me. Do you think I was a dick?
What will you include in this obituary.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
It's kind of like the Family Guy episode where Brian
doesn't feel like anybody in the family values him as
a dog. Yes, and then Stewie stage's a fire that
Brian dies in correct, and he hears all the family
like remembering and you know, seeing him and loving him.
I would totally be one of those people that would
like to fake a funeral and just watch what people
have to say about me. That's wild, you know, because
I'm one of those people that thinks most people don't

(52:47):
like me. So I want to know what you are
saying and what you're going to be forced to say
about me at a funeral because I'm dead and you
are obligated to say something.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Nice about me, not really obligated to say something nice
because you kind of are.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
If you're going to talk and say something, you're not
going to go to a funeral and go this guy
was a dick. You're gonna say, Boy, he would it
said he was so tragic and he was such a
nice guy. That's how funerals work. Very few people show
up at a funeral and just tell them that they're
a jerk.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
You know that's true.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
So that's what I would do, like I would love
to be That sounds ridiculous, but I would love to
be able to watch a funeral Like you read stories.
I saw some guy maybe in Japan or something, faked
his own death, staged a funeral everybody watching to get
to see what they had to say about him.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I would love to do that. And it's morbid and
it's weird, and it's it's bizarre.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Then you're gonna adjust your will, you know, once you
hear what everybody has to say that, oh I was
gonna give him, Well, no, the.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Joke will be on them. There ain't nothing in that will.
My bank account is in the negative, so you ain't
getting anything.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Hey to you, I give my autographed Cardinals baseball there
I've left you that it has no My autographed Goldberg
cup that Grandma left to me.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
I will pass it on to you, sir. It stay.
It's a family heirloom, my plastic.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Walmart Goldberg cup that Grandma got signed at j C.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Penney. That's it.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
So you wouldn't want to know, though, you wouldn't want
to watch and see what people have to say about
you if they thought you were dead.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
I would love it. I don't think, no, not really,
like I'm dead at that point, but.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
You're not dead, but you're not dead, so like you're
seeing it happen because you're not dead, and then you
know what people really think about you or what they
would say about you. I'd love to know that, yeah, yeah,
And then when I die, I also want to leave
a note that like points out everyone who I don't like,
and I want to tell them that they're the reason
why my life was miserable because I want them to

(54:30):
be miserable the rest of their lives too and feel dead.
But like if I died, like just so you know,
I lived miserable the last few years because blank, blank,
blank and blank were horrible people.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Hey, we got.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Josh's post mortem a few letter to everybody.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
I so desperately want to do that.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I don't know why it's affed up. I'm aware it's
affed up, but I want to do that. One person
that's going to be in that letter. M hm, oh,
who would be in that letter?

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Who wouldn't be in that letter? I have like I'm
putting everybody in there. Wow, everybody's going down with me.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
I want them all to live in this world where
they're like, oh damn, I was really cool. I want
them to think terribly of themselves. I'm predicting what you
would write about me. Okay in your letter, you made
my life miserable because every time we go out to
an on side event, people have recognized you from the
radio and not.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Me, And you made my life miserable. No, that's not
true at all that but I'm happy for you. Look,
I'm self aware. I understand that no one here knows
who the hell I am, and they know who you are.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Good for you, jeez. I think that was just a
way for you to flex. No flexing, you're flexing now.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Now.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
What I would say is I hate James because he
flexes because he was once on a show people listen to.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
That's what I would include. Any of the Josh in
his show listen on demand on our free I yard Radio.
Act one of six point seven WLLD Detruit t Wheels.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
One of six point seven Detroits Wheels, Josh and His
Shoe Josh and James this morning. Hello, I'm fresh off
of a night at the show or I saw Meatloaf
musical at the Fox, which, by the way, The Fox
is one of the most glamorous, amazing, spectacular, beautiful venues
on the planet. In Saint Louis, they have a sister
of that, the Fox Theater there. They all kind of

(56:11):
look the same to Detroit, Atlanta. There may be one
in LA there's certainly one in Saint Louis because I
went to that one a couple of times. It is
amazing to me when you look at how vast these
venues are. They just used to be movie theaters. Yeah,
that was a movie theater. I can never imagine a
universe where five thousand people are at a movie, but
they were. Did you get all dressed up? Oh no,

(56:33):
I wore exactly what I wore to work, which was
a sweatshirt. I mean, for me, that's dressed up. I
wasn't wearing flip flops. Got dressed up for the occasion.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Man.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Yeah, well, this isn't the nineteen thirties. I didn't put
you had to put on a fedora and a tux
to go to the show.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
You should have put on the tucks man.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
I show everybody at the show and car heartthoodies and stuff,
and I'm like, dude, those leaves. There literally was a
guy with a sleeveless shirt. I bet he's probably like,
hey to be one of the ushers. As my seat
go ask me to find her seat. By the way,
they still do that, which is wild, Like you show
your phone and the guy walks you down to your seat.

(57:11):
I mean, I kind of dig that, like that old
school vibe of it. But I just love old movie theaters.
That's one of my things. I meant to move old
school movie theaters and meat Loaf and all that. You know,
it's a perfect storm for me.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
But I just love it.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
And I love the idea that people it used to
be such a big deal to go to the movies,
that you got dressed up and you went to a
five thousand seat movie theater. I mean, I don't think
five thousand people go to the movies over the course
of a year at a movie theater, let alone five
thousand people at one time. It is pretty impressive. Yeah,
But I love that venue. It's gorgeous, it's amazing. The

(57:43):
Fox's spectacular. The show was very good, the plot was weird,
but whatever. I'm there to hear the music of meat Loaf,
and I heard the music of meat Loaf.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
I'm hearing the music of metf all morning.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
I know, as I apologize for that, I'm not just
YouTube being random meat loaves of song.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
No, it's not an oat Loaf song. It's version of
the same song.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Well, hold on, I think sometimes it just sounds like
a different version because the song is eight minutes long.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Maybe so, but anyway, rock on meat Loaf.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
What a time?

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Now here's your regularly scheduled queen. Nirvana on wheels. A
couple of days ago is the anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death,
and I saw somebody tweeting about the Pumpkins versus Nirvana,
and this person was like, well, I just don't.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Think grunge holds up very well.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Like bands like the Pumpkins, their music holds up better
than grunge, did better than Nirvana or whatever. And I'm like, Okay,
that's fine, that's the point of You can debate that
all you want. But this person who was really big
on Nirvana was like, well, yeah, that's because Kurt Cobain
never became a nostalgia act.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Well, that's one way of putting it.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
There is another way of putting it, like he couldn't
become a nostalgia act.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
So like I do wonder, like and I think about bands, I.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
About these twenty seven Club people you know, or people
that die young, not necessarily just in the twenty seven Club,
but like artists that die young, and like, would they
have eventually have just become like a casino act? Like
would Nirvana be playing a casino? Would they be over
like MotorCity Casino playing? Like what would Nirvana have become?
What would I mean, would Dave Grohl have eventually become

(59:20):
the Dave grole that joined.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
That started the Foo Fighters. I don't think so. You
don't think so.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
No, I guess it wouldn't have been a necessity. But
maybe he would have got sick even if Kurt Cobain
didn't die though they've eventually gotten sick of having to
deal with Kurt Cobain being strung out, probably, and so
they eventually would have broken up, like they weren't going
to stay together forever.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
They'd be like what smash Mouth is? So Nirvana would
be smash Mouth, yes, in what way.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
That they play fairs? And I don't along with the singer,
but the singer's dead for smash Mouth. Are you saying
Sugar Ray from yesterday? You're saying smash Mouth. This is
before some of the smash Mouth guy died. Oh okay, okay,
I didn't know what you meant.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
I was confused. I'm sorry. I wouldn't trying to be condescending.
I may have sounded that way, and I'm sorry. Well
you can see where I was confused, because you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Singing at a car at an amusement park yesterday with
Sugar Ray and it starts with an ass.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
I can tell the difference. I know the difference between
smash Mouth and Mark McGrath. I figure you did. I
thought maybe he misspoke? Is all okay? So how then
how is Nirvana smash Mouth? Then what would they say?
They wouldn't They wouldn't be getting along.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
The band doesn't get along, they don't get along with
the singer, but they've seen it would still perform smash Mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Okay, I got you, And then day would have still
gone off and maybe something else would it be the
food fighters?

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Probably not who knows. Maybe it was destiny. Maybe it
was meant to be the food Fighters. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
So look, it's a fair, it's a fair what if debate,
Like all these people like what would Jimmy Hendrix eventually
have done if he wouldn't have died when he was
twenty seven?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Would he have done carnivals? Like?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Would he have eventually? Would they have made really terrible
like would would uh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Would John Lennon? What would his music have sounded like
in nineteen eighty eight? Would he have made crappy Paul
McCartney eighties music?

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Maybe he kind of did, but it depends on how
much Yoka was involved with that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
You know, what kind of poppy things would would Kirk
Cobain have eventually done? Would he have eventually done like
a song with Maroon five?

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Oh, that'd be wild.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Hey, look it's Kurt Cobain and Christina Akilera, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
That's a fun thing to think of. It's like those
the matchup DJs back in the day. They would mash
up like Beyonce and Irvana. Correct, Oh yeah, wouldn't that
be some? That'd be something I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
But anyway, all that to tell you that a couple
of days ago is the anniversary of Kirk Cobain's death.
Also the anniversary of Lane Stanley or Stanley. Yeah, what
a few people died in that same day. How about that?
It's weird, it is creepy even all right. It's the
Josh Ennis Show, Jo Show, six point seven w LLZ,

(01:01:54):
Detroit's Wheels, Detroit's Wheels. That is the Scorpions, Josh and James,
the Josh Ennish your next chance to win Weezer tickets.
Weezer tickets coming up at twelve twenty five, Laura, Laura's
gonna have your next shot, and right now we give
you Pearl jam Well six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh
and His Show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
It's Josh and James.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
So I was voice tracking the station in Orlando, which
is like a current rock They play a lot of
current rock, and one of the features I had to
do was this nighttime feature they do called Nightly News,
which is new music at eleven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Oh, and having to act like I know anything about
any of this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
I'm like, here's here's Ice nine kills, Like I'm like,
I don't know, here's volbeat. I'm like, I don't know
any of this stuff, but I'm pretending, you know, because
you got to make that thirty dollars. So you get
out there and you're like, I'm hammering this one out, baby.
So I'm like, oh, did you know that McKenna Grace
is on this song with Ice nine Kills. This was

(01:02:54):
in Scream seven, And then I had to do it
the next day, said the exact same thing about Icenine Kills,
I Prevail, Sleep Theory, Pierce the Veil, all.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Of these bands. I'm like, I don't know a ton
about them, but I'll pretend, yeah, and just shoot me
a text. I can give you some infort. They give
me some dates on I Prevail. Would you like, Hey,
they're from Michigan. Well there you go. That's all I
need to know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
For the Orlando people, they're like, hey, Orlando, these guys
are from Michigan.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Here's I Prevail singers bevering to Magic the Gathering. Oh boy,
how about that? He asked? He has his own who
he's partners with, somebody he owns his own, like card shop.
That's hell, that's a horse of a different color. Cool
guys met them a few times.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Always see I do think it'd be cool to work
in a world where you you meet current artists because you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Get to learn about them, and maybe you'll discover music
you didn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Part of being in the classic world, if you will,
is that nothing new comes about. Because that's why I
find it funny when people listen to a rock disc
jockey doing classic rock and want to hear him talking
about the songs, like they used to complain about that
in Saint Louis. I'd be like, why aren't you talking
about the music? I'm like, I don't know, because you
know everything there is to know about Beast of Burden?
What new information can I give you about Beast of

(01:04:05):
Burden that you don't already know or haven't wikipedia?

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
You know, at least with a new band, there's new
things that you can learn about. You're breaking news to people.
But anyway, all right, we're getting out of here. Laura's
up next. You'll have Weezer tickets at twelve twenty five.
Be good. This is the Josh Innis Show on one
of six point seven WLLZ Detroit's Wheels