Wiggle Your Toes For the Tigers!

The Josh Innes Show LIVE for Tigers Opening Day in Detroit!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
WULLZ Detroit one six point seven Detroit's Wheels and the
radio station guaranteed Human Josh in this show sports.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Well, I think you know what the sports are. Sports
and today kids, we're out here at opening day. Get
you a taste to them viddles. I want to taste. Well,
you're gonna get a delicious, hearty taste of them viddles
right now, pal put them in my mouth because we
have got baseball today one o'clock or one ten this afternoon.

(00:33):
It's the home opener, Opening day. There's beer, and there's
hot dogs, and there's sunny pops and everything you can imagine.
And we are out here at Harry's and we will
be here for a while all morning, all morning drinking beer.
We got the sweet ass t shirts, the Joshness Show
WLLZ Tiger's Opening Day shirts. Come out and get one

(00:54):
of those. Come out and drink beer, eat hot dogs
and get ready for the ball game. You want to
go with the game and look cool. You need one
of these shirt. That's the obviously answering, the weather's kind
of cooperated with us far more than we thought it
was going to. I don't know. I originally it was
like to be snowing. Oh, things took a turn in
a positive way. Rarely do things take a turn in
a positive way for us when we deal with the

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weather things here, but it's positive today, So make sure
you come out and see us, have a good time
with us, party with us, drink beer with us. Doors
open at seven, no cover, yep. So get out of here.
There's nowhere else you need to go until first pitch.
So if you're coming down for the game, hang out
here until first pitch. At least it's a shuttle too, dude.

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So there's two floors, six bars. It's a party and
ashburgers and hot dogs and beers on my yeah. So
we're gonna be here all morning long. Come hang out
with us and get ready for the home opener. It
is going to be electric today and it's the best
day of the year, I mean, and in every city
it's the best day of the year because in most
cities everyone comes out for opening day and then tomorrow

(01:59):
there's eight people of the game, yep. So be here
for the game that everyone is at the game. Be
here for that, would you, And it'll be a fun
day today and you'll get to watch the Saint Louis
Cardinals come to town today. And the Cardinals are surprising.
They're actually four and two on the year. They're over
under win total when the year started was sixty nine

(02:22):
and a half games, which is very very low. So
for them to start out four and two, I mean,
they're probably still gonna suck and you should beat them.
But you got fromber going today against McGreevy, a gentleman
by the name of Michael McGreevy. So it is one
start though he started one game so far this year
for the Cardinals. He went six innings, struck out five,

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didn't give up a run.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
So I mean, he's got the name of us, the
cousin of you know, mcruff, the crime dog.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
But yeah, that's what it is. Huh, he's like McGruff McGreevy. Okay,
gruff McGreevy, anything about that crime? Samsonight, all right, we
got more rock coming up.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's a Josh in a show on one O six
point seven double ll Z Detroit one.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
A six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh on the show.
It's Josh James this morning. Here's a list a Reddit
list for you, a list of foods that people get
made fun of for loving, which I think is stupid.
Like I like, I don't like I'm one of these
people that doesn't give a damn, Like when they say
what is your guilty pleasure? I don't have guilty pleasures.
They're pleasures. I'm not guilty about it. I'm not committing

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a crime here, you know what I'm saying. Like I'm like, yeah,
I mean I get that, Like why would you be
embarrassing if you like it? You like it? Like what's
your favorite guilty pleasure movie? Oh well, I like to
you all look towards pretty women, but don't tell anybody. Shoot, yeah,
come on.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
With food stuff though, Like I kind of get it
because i have quite a few guilty pleasures. I'm probably
most of this stuff on this list I'm probably mocked for.
But like I'm like a gas station food connoisseur, Like
I will eat whatever you have rolling on the grill,
no matter how turd like it looks.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I will say them. So you're not just saying like
go to sheets where it's like elite gas stations, Like
like you know you'll go to the exh I'll go
to Bob's exon mobile, and you know, I'll eat whatever
they have on the grill as long as it looks,
you know, fairly fresh. And so here's some examples that
people on Reddit said were foods that they love but
people make fun of them. Okay, first one, Taco Bell.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Come on, see, I mean I haven't been there in
a while because they've priced me out of their restaurant.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, but I love Taco Bell, but there's I don't
understand where the shame would be. I've never heard someone
say I'm going to Taco Bell today and go shame shame. Hey, hey,
jag Leats going to Taco Bell. What a what a
lame o? Like everyone loves Taco Bell. That's stupid.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Some people are like, maybe you should get your potle
or maybe you should go to like Mo's Cantina, or
what's the other one, Kidoba.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, well they're two totally different things though, Like I
don't view Kdoba in the same world as Taco Bell.
Taco Bell is you know, Mexican McDonald's. Once.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
I think it's the people that are hung up on
like the reputation that maybe Taco Bell had in the
past will be like super cheap diarrhea inducing, you know,
sustenance I.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Love movie theater popcorn. Who doesn't? This list is as
I predicted, it's stupid, Like I'm so embarrassed. Wait wait,
did you hear that Scott loves movie theater pop what
he likes butter on it too. I can't. I can't
be seen with you.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Now I can say embarrassing thing with movie theater popcorn
is I love going to the theaters that have the seasoning.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh yeah, well, I load.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
The seasoning up and then it looks like I just
came out of the movie below at the end of
the movie because I have the seasoning all over my call.
I've been going to the Imagine theaters lately, and like
there's a whole bar of just the different seasons for
the popcorn Geese ranch to make a kettle corn Totino's pizza.
No one's embarrassed that they like Totino's pizzas, Like this.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Is so tough.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Who actually wrote this list? It is like doctors? Yeah, well,
like I used to do.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
The dictis I used to buy the Totino's Little Pizza
and then fold it into like a taco. That's brilliant,
I know, right.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I love those cheap little like totinos, like the pizzas
that you cook up like three minutes.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
In the microwave. There's something about them that I'm like,
m good stuff. Uh, let's see slim gems. Okay, I
don't know why that's embarrassing. I'm gonna judge you for anything. Snap.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, let me like we thank you.
Let's see easy cheese. Costco hot dogs. No one's embarrassed
like that's like there's just like a pride sure of

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people who loved the Costco hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
The Costco hot dogs, a home depot dogs like the
prideful about like their admiration of those Wieners stovetops stuffing.
I didn't even know you could make your own stuff,
and I just thought it all came out of a box.
I remember seeing this though, Okay, yeah, you made them
all out of the box.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I didn't know Dad and stove stopped stubbing. I was like,
did you want to watch TV in the nineties? I know, Uh,
I guess the little McRib once a year. I don't
make fun of people for that. My dad actually broke
his tooth eating the mcribs.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Somehow, a real bone or something like the McRib is good.
It's just it's one of my biggest things I'm a
fan of food in the food world is it's like
it's science made food. I guess that.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
You know, I'm failing the point of the bit here,
which is to be like, oh my god, this person
eats Totino's pizza, But like I don't. I don't know.
Maybe I have no fun, but I don't get embarrassed.
You know, I would be embarrassed to eat what Ruth
Chris steak. Yeah, you're like, you know what, that's too
fancy for me, way too fancy. Look at me. I'm
wearing a tuxedo T shirt in the steakhouse. Correct, you

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know what, You're not embarrassed, And I'm asking for ketchupout.
I'm just like Pat Mahomes, give me the ketchup with
this steak, all of it. I'm gonna slather it on
there now. I want it in a packet. I don't
want the bottle. I WoT the glass bottom. I wanted
to pack it kind of bolly of to stick the
knife in to make sure it starts coming out of
And want.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
One of those you No, I want the peck Go
walk your ass to cross the street, the burger key
and get me a packet.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Exactly. One thing you're not embarrassed to eat, though, is kitty.
I'm very prideful about that one. The crack of the bag.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
In the agony of overpriced parking, there's nothing like Opening
Day in the D one O six point seven WLLZ
Detroit Wheels WALLA six point seven Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I hate myself for loving you. We are out here
for Opening Day. God it Harry's. Come hang with us.
We got WLLZ Josh Innis show Opening Day t shirts,
we got beer, we got food, we got a party,
and the doors are gonna open very soon. No cover,
no cover, So get down here and hang with us.
Enjoy yourselves. We're partying and it's Opening day, Tigers and cards.

(08:38):
We look cool and have fun before the game. Exactly.
That's where all the cool kids are hanging. WALLA six
point seven WLLZ Detroit's Wheels. Its Josh and James hanging
out this morning. They're about to open the doors. We're
just minutes away from the doors opening here at Harry's.
We're over by LCA at Harry's. That the clock is ticking.

(08:58):
Your opportunity to get down here and party with us.
It's free, there's no cover. You just walk in and
then you get to pick what you want. You go
get your own beer, you go get your own hot dogs,
you get your own burgers. The vibes are immaculate already,
We've got immaculate vibes, and we need you here hanging
out with us. Josh Ennis show WLLZ shirts, the opening

(09:18):
day shirts, which are very cool. We've posted the pictures
of those. Come meet us, come hang out, come drink
beers with us. If you're going to the game, even
if you're not, but tail you're taking the day off
because it's Opening Day and it's a holiday. Basically, please
holiday here, So why don't you just show up down
here and hang out all afternoon with your buds, drink
some beers, catch the vibes of downtown Detroit May.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
If you probably already had the day off anyways because
of the Easter holiday coming out.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
That's true, that's true. Is this the day you get
the ashes? No, that's ash. Yeah, today is the day
where you're typically not supposed to eat meat. Oh, I
saw a whole story about that, actually about you know
how you know the church psych take for smash burgers. Please,
Well that's people. Are you know, judged for eating meat
on you know, Good Friday? The man who is non

(10:03):
religious wins? Yes, and that is me. I'm victorious. I
will have all of your hot dogs. But I saw
some story about how like you're still not allowed to
eat hot dogs even though the archidiasis or whatever.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's like, no, even if you're going down opening day,
no meat in that mouth.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
But I'm like, hey, if you can't, like you just
pray for forgiveness to the Look. I'm not to get
into people's religion. If that's what you're into, that's what
you're into. But like, let's say you were a perfect
human being. You did everything right. You rescued cats from trees,
you adopted animals, you give money to the orphanage. Yeah. Like,
and when the guy holds the sign that says why
lie I want a beer? You bought him beer. You
did all the good things you're supposed to do and that.

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But you eat a hot dog on opening day that
fell on Good Friday. Do you think they're keeping you
out of heaven? I think so. I don't think so.
I think I'm the gate right in your face. No
one really knows because we haven't met anybody who's gone
up and come back down to report. I mean something
that claim to. But yeah, those are episodes of unsolved
mysteries and those people are probably nuts. But I look,
eat a hot dog. I'm not telling you how to

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live your religious life. Eat a damn hot dog. It's
opening you gonna do, eat tofu dog? What do you do?
Put a wiener in my mouth? Yeah? What are you doing?
I always say yes to a wiener my mouth. I
know you do, it's your fave. I know you all right. Anyway,
the doors are about to open here at Harry's and
it's gonna be electric and awesome. It is opening day
in Detroit. We do it better than anybody, So come

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hang out with us and we'll get to some more
rock and roll next.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Like it or not, This is the Josh.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
It is show one of six point seven w LZ
Detroit Wheels Josh Show.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Josh Day.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
This morning, You're gonna take a really shoe because I
was out searching for beer and I forgot to put
us back in auto. So I was out searching for
an alcoholic beverage. And then wouldn't you know it. Things
went awry and that was that was on me, and
I will take the blame for that. But it's opening day,
so I don't know what else I'm supposed to do
in this situation but consume an alcoholic beverage three or

(12:00):
four or ten or twelve because it's opening day and
we're at Harry's. Yea. And by the way, the patio
area outside here is spectacular, and like, right now it
is about as perfect a weather day as it's gonna
be right now. Obviously it's gonna warm up, it's gonna
get better. I say it's gonna be. It's as perfect
as it's gonna be. But right now we're in a
situation where like it's breezy outside and everything is good,

(12:24):
and it's it's beautiful that the sun's coming up and
we're looking at downtown Detroit the calm before the storm.
Opening freaking day. Boy, this is gonna be fun moment
with the sun we did. I never thought we'd have
that opportunity, but we did, so it was It was
truly something. It was a special moment for two special
boys to experience out here at Harry's. But I mean,

(12:46):
the food's gonna be great. There's already people in here.
There's just a special level of degenerate. That's my kind
of degenerate that's already at the bar, like when the
door opens, or like listen, we're opening at seven, and
there's people like ready to get in here. Hey guys,
it's seven, can we get in? I'm ready to I'm
ready to get lit. So let's go. I mean there's
people already at the bar. So now there's plenty of
time for you to get down here. So get down here,

(13:08):
get yourself a spot, get comfortable because the game done
start until one o'clock. It is what seven oh seven,
twenty six hours away from first pitch. So get down here,
get parked, get into the bar, get some beverages, and
get lubed up and ready to go. And even if
you're not going to the game, sit here and watch

(13:28):
the game. Yeah, and enjoy adult beverages, beers, whatever your
adult beverage choice is. Grab some free shirts. Yeah, oh yes,
we have the Josh Ennis w lz T shirts. We
have some boot leg stickers here, Oh we do. Let
me see these bootleg stickers. Those are done. Look at that.
There's certain that this would look good on somebody's MacBook Air. Well,

(13:49):
how about a Lenovo, oh somebody. Yeah, they're gonna really
hate that sticker when they can us and they're like,
we can't get this sticker off of here. We're gonna
put a few more on there then too. We are
trying to referb is what we're trying to do. But
I think we'll be gone. You're gonna know it. No anyway,

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all right, let's let's play some commercials and we'll continue.
Josh in this.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Show one of six point seven WLLZ Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Six point seven Detroit Wheels. We are live and Harry's
today as we get ready for opening day. It's Josh
and James whole cruise. Here. We've got the brand new
WLLZ Tiger's T shirts. Do you guys come down and
pick those up? Those are pretty bad ass and now
these are killers super soft. You're wearing yours today? You
look very nice. Look you look tight? Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
One of the rare people in radio who believe in
wearing the T shirt and branded swag of the company
you work for.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
So other people don't do that.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Usually people show up and they have just like Champion
or you know, are you judging me in some way? No,
I'm not even drinking today. No, I feel you have
an excuse because you you don't. They don't make shirts
that fit you're calling me.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
They don't. They peak out at to excel. I know.
So I mean like, look, I mean I had this
custom made, made shirt with the station logo on it.
This is custom made. This is a fishing shirt, going
to compliment you when I saw you walking. I'm a fraud.
I don't. I don't fish. I'm a total fraud. I
don't fish. I don't do any of this shirt. Once
you throw the logo down there and you don't need

(15:27):
to fish. Oh that's how that works. See, not all
of us are built, but you wear two extra large
T shirts.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Some of us are large. They can't fit into it.
It's hard to fit that muscular, manly physique.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Now, no, don't don't play that game.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Now.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Now, now you've stepped in it. I've stepped in you've
stepped in it. Now, and now what has happened is
now you're trying to cover up for calling me fat
by saying I'm muscular.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I never called you fat. The muscular is more of
a joke, Yes, but you do want I have a
very manly.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Just because I look I'm like old school wrestlers strong. Yeah,
you see what I'm saying, Like I like you look
at some of those old school wrestlers. They weren't as
ripped up as like John Cena, but I meant they
whip his ass. You want to tell me that, you know, like,
I don't know while who McDaniel wouldn't beat the hell
out of John Cena. Of course he would because he's
old man.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Strong, that he has got the grip strength, you know,
like the dad grips drink like you know exactly if
you're acting out and by the back of the neck.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Oh my god, Harley Race would beat the hell out
of Randy Orton today. If Harley Race lined up right
here and then they had a fight right here at Harry's.
You know who'd whip his ass. Harley Race would whip
Randy Orton's ass any day of the week. Old tough
guy and that's me. You'll bring out some muscular guy here,
My fat ass would whip his ass because I'm old man.
I'm old fat guy strong. Absolutely, don't you forget it past,

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all right, But Anyway, all that to say, James is
wearing the new w ll Z T shirt that says
j V. Terrek fromber and w l Z. If you
guys want a T shirt, just come on out and
see us. Or if you're already in the building and
want a T shirt, come over the Detroit Favorites here.
So if you guys want to come over, if you're
in the building right now and you want to get
a T shirt, we'll cook you up with a T

(17:03):
shirt too. We got some stickers over here and we
got to get you qualified to win that Parker Meadows
sign signe. So make sure you are coming over to
see us. At Harry's. It is opening day. The crowd
is filing in there. People at the bar, Hello, friends
at the bar. These djins over there, that's my kind
of guys. Seven in the.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Morning, we're getting Liteah, they're drinking and they're placing their
sports bets right now.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
You see them on their phones. Ye look at that.
That's my kind of guy. That's what I'm here for.
That I look I lose all the time. Like, here's
the thing. They don't want the kind of bets that
I'm getting in on. Here's what they don't want. Here's
what my guess is, they do not want like Yugoslavian
hockey bets at three in the afternoon. Well, I was
hoping you're gonna give you some locks on the opening days.

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I know nothing. You know that that requires some forethought
in all of that. We don't want that, but like
I want, Like there's four minutes to go in a
Ukrainian hockey game and I needed one more goal O got.
It's a system. I don't have anything for baseball. Look
at that make it. They're they're flocking. They're flocking to
get the brand new w l Z T shirt. There

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you go. Look at everybody. They're excited to be here.
That's what's going to the game. Actually, you put that
bad boy on. That's what happens when you're a djen
that shows up at the bar at seven in the morning.
By djen, I mean a person of my own heart,
because I'd probably be here too, even if I didn't
have to be because is an extra strong hangover.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
But we're gonna give you a T shirt and the
opportunity to win some Detroit Tiger Tiger sweat exactly.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
This is a good day for everyone. It is so
so good the grills. Have you gotten your smash Burger
that you've been pining for? No? Yeah, I gotta go
out there and work some magic. We're gonna see if
I can trade the chef a couple of shirts. Is
that what we're gonna do? Hey, listen here, pal, I
got a couple of JV Trek fromber and w l
z T shirts, and I'll trade you that smash Burger

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for this for our our bootleg Josh and to show, stickers.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Typically work for actual money, but I have something even
better than that. This is a shirt you can wear
more than once.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Assuming you're not a larger than a two XL, in
which case you may have to wear it as a
crop top. You look like a Pooh Bear like Josh
does when he wears this shirt. Cut the sleeves off
and you wear it when you cut the grass, then oh,
that's how it works. That's a grass cutting sleeveler. But
you do that in your underpants.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
So okay, I'm saying, if it's the guy that the
shirt doesn't fit the gentleman, I'm trying to trade the
Smashburger for Okay, maybe it will, though I don't know
if it does one, then he can keep the sleeves
on and were you know.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
There you go. All right, we are live and Harry's
come hang out with us today. We'll be here throughout
the morning, broadcasting live, getting you ready for opening day.
And the crowd is filing in. I told you we've
got the djens up at the bar. That's cover. That's
real hot girl ish up at the bar right now
when we're talking about drinking beer at seven in the morning. Yes,
that's what we do in Detroit. We are early morning

(19:58):
beer drinking. People look bad for drinking a diet pepsi,
they really, do you do? Because she comes over side,
What do you guys need to like a diet pepsi? Players?
I please, you have a diet pepsi. And then the
guy at the bars like little drinking again, is I
want you drink some real man juice? That's what that.
That guy came over and got a shirt and everything.

(20:19):
Yes he did. He said, where's dark where's Doc Rock?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Well, he's been hacked, So we don't know one of
those kind of guys in the held hostage.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
It comes up to us unless the entire lineup the
way it used to be. But it's nobody that was
actually on the station. You Arthur p huh, yes, yeah,
sure you want a shirt? Yeah, I guess where's the doc?
Where's Trudy Daniels. And then everybody's got a story about
how they hung out with Trudy Daniels. They're like, hey, yes,
Truey Daniels. He was over the es with the coney

(20:46):
one night and hung out with her after a Steve
Winwood show.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
People laugh, but it's not even an exaggeration exactly how goes.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
It's like, okay, they tell.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
You about some weird random ecconnor they would have with
people in radio that has nothing to do with anything
going on.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
They'll tell you the.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Concert that they had just attended and where it was.
I bumped into him in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
They were to look there at the urinal taking a leak,
and I was like, hey, yeah, nice watch so was
looking at his weeder. You know, I was over the
cony and just seems Steve wimblo a cobo and uh,
and I walked out and I bumped into some I said,
watch out, bro, it's Trudy Daniels. Yeah. I swear to
god it was Trudy Daniels and uh, and then we

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partied together all night long. She took me back to
her place, you know us Arthur p was their row babe. Like,
none of that happened here, No, it did.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
They partied, then she said hi, thank you for listening,
and then she probably went about her business and the
guy went and ahead another drink.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Probably, you know, it's probably how it was. All right,
we're live at Harry's.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
The roar of the crowd, the crack of the bag,
and the agony of over price is nothing like Opening
Day in the D one six point seven w lllz.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
De Troy Wee today out and Harry's getting ready for
opening day, proud. Smart move to get here early and
get your seat at the bar and just camp your
ass there for the next six hours if you're going
to the game, and like the next ten hours if
you're not going to the game. There's literally no reason
to do anything else. Like so the people that are

(22:22):
already here are the smart ones. It's the people that
are going to roll in, you know, like ten o'clock. Yeah,
because you didn't get here at seven when the door
is opened, Like my, my dudes over here who are
sitting there ready to go. Yeah, they're already smashing bers.
Looks like over there. But one of my favorite stories
of the day, this headline's great Tiger Woods said he
was talking to the president, according to bodycam footage after

(22:45):
he was but he had a very he had a
very political thing to discuss or something series is something
very important. So I think that's great though. That's a
solid move. Like if you have that card, use that card, right,
Like it's one thing to say, like hey, I know
the deputy or something. It's another thing, you know what
I'm saying, Like like the time my dad got pulled
over and showed his you know, fake deputy badge that

(23:06):
like the Sheriff's office of West Baton Rouge Parish gave him.
You know I'm talking about, Like if you know the president,
then just say it and see where it goes. What's
the worst that could happen? They laugh at you, like okay, sure,
And I'm.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Robert de Niro, like, apologies, officer, I didn't mean to
roll my car, but I.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Was talking to the President. Sorry, I'm on the phone
with Donald Jay Trump, praking down him. Perhaps you know him.
I'm dating his former daughter in law, and I'm on
the phone with him right now, and like, what happens
if this sort of said, I will put him on.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
We were discussing some very important issues that are happening
right now in foreign lands.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Maybe you've paid news, perhaps you've heard of Iran. Yeah, yeah,
well we're dealing with some really serious issue with them
right now. And me and Donald were talking about that
and the healing power of golf and how it can
bring us all together. And you're wasting our time. You
are wasting all of our time. There are Iranian people
who are in danger now because you are endangering people.

(24:03):
All right, well let me talk to the president. Well,
but I wouldn't be shocked if be literally I mean,
would you if you got a d u I and
you had the President's number and your bone and his
former daughter in law, would you at least like try
to call him, like you got his cell number. So
if I got a DUI, I'm like, oh damn, I'm like,
all right, who should I call? First? Oh? I know
the president? And you get him on the phone and yeah,

(24:24):
the thead tiger and he's on the phone. You're like
what and like and then if I were the cop
i'd call his bluff. I'd be like, well, you called
the president right now, and let me talk with him.
I'd like to see him, you know, Like, well then
you had to be like I don't know which political
party you affiliated with here. Well, it's like one of
those things where your parents are like like, uh, well,
the teacher said that I don't have to go you know,
I don't have to go to classic. Oh really, well

(24:45):
put your mom put to the teacher on the phone then,
or vice versa. Really like, you know, my mom said
I don't have to go to school today. Oh really, well,
let me talk to your mom and let me see. Well,
that's one of those type of things, right like if
I if I rolled the car because I was hammered
and I had the President's number, Like, you're not a
sound mind when you're so hammered that you roll your car,
so you're not making rational decisions. It's kind of it's

(25:07):
I mean, I can argue it is a rational decision
to call the president when you got a DUI. Actually
it's a very smart move because if anybody's gonna get
you out of duy, it's gonna be the President.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
It'll be funny if he actually makes like a call
and he gets like el President day from the Marshool
sports guy. He gets Dave Portnoyd, damn it wrong, one
oh different President. He's like Portnoys in the middle of
a pizza reviewed He's like, Tiger, why are you calling me?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
But I just took a bud of this pizza. You know.
He's like, one by it, everybody knows the rules. Do
you think that's how Portnoy answers the phone, Like when
someone calls him, He's like, all right, one by it,
everybody knows the rules, or you get like.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
One word and he decides if he's gonna take the
call or not one word.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
One word everybody knows.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
But yeah, I think I would have called the president,
Like if I rolled my car and get in a duy.
I mean my first thought would be, Hey, I got
the President's number, let's give it a shot. Absolutely, So
it's what's the worst dude happened? That's what I'm saying. Once,
I mean, you're gonna get arrested probably either way, but
there's one guaranteed way to get arrested, and that's not
called the president. There's at least a chance you don't
get arrested. If you call the President and he's like

(26:07):
this guy has the power to nuke countries, you would
think he has the power to like talk to the
Ossiola County Sheriff's department and be like, hey just let
him go.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Hey boys, what can we can we just speed up
the pardon process.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
That's what I'm saying, Like the guaranteed way to not
succeed is to not call the president. You at least
have a chance of success. If you call the president,
you like, hey Tiger, you know he's not gonna do
it again. And you gotta be selective in when you
talk to the president if you have that card to
go with, Like you don't use that for like low

(26:43):
end stuff like a speeding ticket, No, you gotta do
it for duys or like Hamilton tickets or something like
something big. You know, like if you want to get tickets,
like if you are desperate to see Taylor Swift, you
call the President. I don't think he won't hook you up,
but like someone like that, the tickets are almost impossible
to get. That's when you flow and you're like, hey,
I got to get the president on the kind of like.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
How you call my wife when you need off Broadway
shows in Detroit.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Correct, Yes, I text your wife whenever I need off
Broadway shows. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
But yeah, he's like, oh, Josh, let me text Meatlofs
come in some sort of meat loaf shows coming.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
He needs tickets and the owing. But to be fair,
I very rarely ask for freebies, very rarely, unless it's
something important like that, like well the meat loaf music,
those two things. He's sorry, I didn't ask for a season.
Sorry I was offered a season. Sorry. I think I

(27:35):
appreciate it. May could sound like that. Look, I'm taking
advantage of the opportunities. And that's exactly what Tiger Wood
should do. That's exactly what Tiger should do. Is if
he's got the president's phone number and he's got a dui,
but you got to use him for selective things. You
gotta be smart in the way you do things. Absolutely,
that's what I'm getting at here. You can't use it
for small potatoes type stuff, is all. And I think

(27:57):
that would have been a good opportunity that would have
made the most set to use it for it, Like
your second d uy. First, t Uy, you don't call
the president. Second, I think you gotta call the president. Yeah,
because now you're in some bigger trouble. Anyway, we're out
here at Harry's for opening day. Come get your w
l Z T shirts and let's play some rock and roll. Now,
let's Tom Teddy. It's like tight with his drink and

(28:18):
he's like, I rolled my cardin. Wait, Detroy Wheels, you're live.
It's opening day at Harry's, and you can come hang
out here all damn day. If you want two foods delicious?
Can we go outside after this and look at the grill.
I want to see what's up in grilling right now.
I'm ready for it. I'm ready for the treats. I'm
ready for the treats. But so we got that, we

(28:40):
got booze, we got everything. So come hang out here.
Whether you're gonna stay here for the whole game or not,
or whether you're just coming here to pregame, whatever it is,
come out to Harry's. This bar is immaculate. It is amazing,
It is gorgeous, it is great. And then a great
patio out there and it's uh, it is awesome. So
and the view of downtown from the patio out here

(29:00):
is killer. It ismautiful, unmatched, so beautiful, beautiful backdrop. So
we're gonna be out here this morning until whenever we
decide to stop drinking. So come hang out with us.
We will be here.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
And my babysitter sends me to Texas says, you need
to get here quick.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
See that. Who knows when that could be? That's the fight.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
It's like a time bomb. We don't know when that's
gonna go on. She'd be like, get here quick with
the happy meal, all right, So come hang out with us.
We'll play some more rock and roll as well. And uh,
opening day in Detroit, it's a holiday. The streets are
already just filled with people.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
When I was driving through, I just kind of made
a round around downtown because I got here earlier to
this morning. I've seen all the tens across town setting
now everybody's I'm seeing like sixty dollars parking in some spaces,
and I'm like, dude, Harry's it's free. Yes, we don't, Harry.
So there you go. I believe they have a free shot.
So there you go. Just re cover to get in.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
There you go, so shirt, there you go. This is stickers.
This is free town for opening day.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
There you go, so come hang out with us. We
are here this morning. It's the Joshnis Show. Listen to the.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Josh in his shirt anyway, Jack Doublellz as a preset
on our free yard radio app Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
We are live and Harry. He's getting ready for opening day.
All of the people hanging out there at the bar.
I see big chalices of booze and beers and beers flowing.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
You see that gentleman has an empty Coppy's saying I
need another one. Yeah, yeah, that gentleman has been the
universal sign when you tilt the glass back and forth,
that's empty, and that means I need another beer.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Lady. Yeah, Wench, ma'am, wench, tell me about this food
that the people in the space ship readings up there
for ten days. By the way, it is the space
trip that's going to the moon. But oh, hello again, ma'am,
what's going on? How are you? This is chit Chat
with doctor Kat. So say hi, doctor Cat.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Hi, This is Catherine, Doctor Catherine with chitchat with doctor Kat.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Well, hello, so you're a psychologist, can just by taking
a look at Josh, can you use your psychologist's brain
and say, maybe here's some of the issues he might
be dealing with.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Hi, you have a great smile.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Oh that's I don't think you need a degree to
know that, ma'am. It's right.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
But I believe that your eyes show the window to
your soul and your smile shows a wind to your heart.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Well, well, now that you've looked through the window dark yeah, no,
we're very much alive. Oh well, thank you. I feel alive, wonderful. Yeah,
So what else is going on, doctor kat Well, I'm.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Down here enjoying this with these wonderful people today and
I run whyt me talk about myself. Yes, right, Well,
I just threw my head in the ring to be
a podcaster, and I am empowering people to live their
best life possible, live.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Their best life, that's right. So what kind of stuff
do you tell them on the podcast to tell them
to live their best life?

Speaker 5 (31:46):
I deal with anxiety, greed, phrasing, kiddos, relationships, guilt, shame.
We cover all the things that people really struggle with
on day to day. Anxiety is really big right now
because of what our country is going through and families
and all of that good stuff.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
What's your number one piece of advice to help people
who are dealing with anxiety over whatever, Like, what was
your main piece of advice if you have anxiety, what would.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
You tell somebody?

Speaker 5 (32:10):
I have to Actually, the first one is to sit
with it. Is not going to kill you. A lot
of people are very much afraid that it's going to
hurt them, and they get into this panic cycle. So
I encourage them to sit.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
With it for a few minutes.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
Just as you sit with it, you will grow some
space and you'll know you're gonna be okay, so you're
not spiraling. My second most important I would say is
to listen to the story you're telling yourself, because most
of the time, let's say you have an anxiety, if
you have a feeling.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
What does an anxiety attack feel like? For those who don't.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Know, anxiety attack and panic attack are a little bit different.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Really, what's different?

Speaker 5 (32:46):
So your panic attack may feel like a heart attack.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Oh, I see exactly, But that's not anxiety. That's panic.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
It is, but the panic attack you'll have physiological symptoms
such as racing heart, tightness in your chest. You can
get tightness in your chest as well when we have anxiety,
but usually anxiety is let's say, for example, your car
doesn't start, yeah, and you're anxiety.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack
when that happens. So which one is that? Like some
there have been times I've my car hasn't started and
I'm like, oh, I feel like I'm having a heart attack.
What is that? Indigestion? How do you now in your
podcast you differentiate indigestion between anxiety and panic. Well, how
do you differentiate those? Doctor Kat?

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Well, you could get indigestion from having a panic attack,
there's no doubt about that, and you can actually from
anxiety as well. But I think the biggest difference in
the anxiety is it's this ever, It's a looming feeling,
just this heaviness that you'll feel, I say, and we
often will tell ourselves a story. So if you go, oh, gosh,
my car is not going to start, that in the

(33:51):
moment might be disrupting. But what's causing the anxiety is
what the story? The end of the story. So jump
to the end of the story. I will be late
for work.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yep, I may lose.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
My job, yeah, I may a future spiral.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
So you're jumping to the end of the story and
you go, oh, well, this is I may lose my job,
but right here, the issue is my card is at
the start. You get to stay right here in the present,
in the moment, in the moment.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Be in the present, because today is a gift.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
That's why they call it the present exactly. And one
of the things I'll tell people when they're feeling anxious
is wiggle your toes. Wiggle your toes because when you
wiggle your toes, okay, you can't your brain can't be
spiraling and thinking about wiggling my toes. So you wiggle
your toes, you remind yourself. You're grounding yourself and saying, hey,
I'm okay right here, right now.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah, Well, let me ask you this. So, this is
what I do when I'm feeling anxiety. Instead of wiggling
my toes, I roll a doobey and then I sit
with it for a little while.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
What would you say about that?

Speaker 5 (34:49):
I would say, if that calms you, then that's a
good coping MECHANI doctor approved.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Baby, Yeah, I'd recommended dube, sit with it, wiggle your.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Toes, doctor cat. Nos, So doctor Cat's no number one
solution for anxieties rolling the dube. Correct? No, Sorry, I understood. Okay,
what if you wiggle your toes then roll to do so?
If I do it in that order, it'd be okay.
If you say so you, oh boy, smoke the dube
with your toes that are wiggling like you're a monkey.

(35:19):
Can you do that?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I got to work on some stretches these hips before
I could do that.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
So anyway, you have a podcast.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
You say yes, So I am on Facebook okay, YouTube,
TikTok yeah, and Instagram okay, and it's chit chat chit
chat with with doctor doctor?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Is that doctor like d R period or the.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Hard word doctor dr period? K A T with a K, yes,
because I'm Catherine Catherine.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Well that's good as you clarify that, because there are
some Catherines with the c correct Catherine O'Hair. She was
with the scene. May she rest in power. I don't
know if she had anxiety or not, but she's dead.
She doesn't have it anymore. If she did, I always
accentuate the positive, doctor cat. So, doctor Katt.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
If anybody who was coming out to Harry's today, if
they encounter you, will you be able to help give
them some some free advice, no charge. You're not gonna
hit the you know, make them pay the medical deductible.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Or anything, no deductible. Also, you'll be like that gal
on the the the peanuts that sits there and like
the but you're like Lucy or whatever, and which what
is she? Is she? Lucy? Lucy Lucy the one that says, hey,
free psychic psychiatric help. But yours is free doctor free.
This is amazing. We're giving free evaluations right here from

(36:35):
chat with doctor Cat.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Indeed, and I have a pink sweater on with long
blonde hair. So if you can't find me at any
of those uh social media profiles.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
You can. You're not wearing a pink sweater. Not today.
I got my tiger's gear on today. Like is that
like your uniform every day, like a pink sweater or
like kind of like Ernest wears that denim vest, yours
is just like you're like pee Wee wears the gray
suit every day.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
No, not it just I just want.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
To be consistent.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
So no matter what platform you look at, you'll find me.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
All right, there you go, Thank you, doctor Kat, Thank
you doctor everybody. Wiggle your toes and smoke doobies. Swiggle
your smoke a dube and you'll have a good life.
You'll have a very good day everybody. There you go,
so shit chat with doctor Kat and there you go.
All right, Uh, let me make sure I got everything
set up over here to start a help.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Page called Smoke a Jay with James. Well, I think
that would be good.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
All right, Well, let me play, let me play some
rock and roll. Now wheels, we are live today and Harry's. Hello, Harry's.
How's everybody doing today? Yes, it's okay, all right, yesms.
So maybe I didn't turn it up loud. Yeah, I'll
turn it up louder next to you. But anyway, we

(37:48):
are here at Harry's and we will be here for
all the opening day festivities. We are having a grand
old time today.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
This is like the best spot I've been too for
Opening Day in a long time.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
No, it is awesome in here. And people are coming
up with the T shirts.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
So it's always a like a crap shoot with shirts
if people are gonna like.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Them or not like them. No, the very good shirts.
People dig the shirts.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
It's like a shirt you can wear as long as
all these players stay on the team, you can wear
the poor.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Shirt all season. Well, Dan, I mean, look but we're
gonna be out here this morning and people are drinking
beer and having a good time, and they're rocking and
they're rolling and whatnot. Look, there's still a couple of
tables in here. So so if you decide to come
down and you're like, you know what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna come down town. I'm not gonna go to
the game, but I'm just gonna come party because i
want to be part of the vibes. Well, you can

(38:36):
come hang out here at Harry's got some tables available.
I got a lot of people up at the bar already.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
But look also too, we have a great thing with
one of our sponsors here. If you take like a
lift down here, you don't want to drive you a
traffic and parking yep, you can get like a discount
on your drive home on Wallside Windows, they partner it
up with Lyft with a share of ride with Wallsiders.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
What is called for opening day.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Correct, So when you leave the co America Parker even
the bar today, on your way home, you use the
promo code Wallside twenty twenty six, all one word in
the lift app, You're going to get a discount.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
W a l l side so Wallside twenty twenty six.
In the lift app, they're going to cover half the
cost for your ride home. And by the way, you
know it's expensive lifts. Yes, like as they are. The
whole ride share game has changed a lot, because the
ride share game wasn't always like that. It wasn't always
like all like it was cool to take an uber

(39:28):
lyft or whatever.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Yeah, but I think they got smart and they realized, hey,
we're not really making any money because it's been in
it on gas yep.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
So now it costs. Like if I were to take
an uber, especially on a day like today, like for
opening Day, if it was just a Tuesday, probably wouldn't
be all that bad. No, no, no, But if I were
to go from Hazel Park to downtown today on opening Day,
you'd be looking at a toime what thirty bucks and
oh no more than that, Oh not more than that,
big time, Probably double that if I had well, if
I had a guess, I'd say double that. But as

(39:55):
it stands now, friends, I'll think Casey brought alcoholic beverages.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Wo look at Casey Law have the cutest server I've
ever seen.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
I don't any day, thank you casey. Now, look we're
gonna get lit. It's opening day. We're getting hammered. But anyway, so,
but lifts and everything could be expensive. That's why it's
a big deal that Wallside's picking up half of that.
Like let's say you're Uber, so you're in this case
you'r lyft.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Is taking you out to I don't know, Royal Oak
or taking you out Detroit or taking you wherever. Like,
that's gonna be an expensive lift. So getting half of
that covered by Wallside is awesome. That's the smart Ride
with Wallside program. For a Wallside program, I should say
smart Ride with Wallside program. Yes, yes, smart Riding day.
And again that code you're gonna need to know is

(40:40):
Wallside twenty twenty six, Wallside twenty twenty six. But then
ring Wallside windows there you go. All right, it's the
Josh in a Show. It's opening day. We are live,
well those six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh Innis Show,
we are live today out here at Harry's getting ready
for opening Day as the Tigers take on the Saint

(41:02):
Louis Cardinals. Who used to be good at baseball too well,
I mean luck, that's who had that that was my
team I grew up with. I mean I was at
I went to Game four of the two thousand and
six World Series Tigers and Cardinals at in Saint Louis.
That was a bush stadium for that one. I think
that was the game where, oh what happened in that game?
I believe that was the game where the pitcher airmailed

(41:24):
the first baseman for the Tigers, like threw it into
the outfield that started a cardinal. Either that or was
the one where Granderson fell down. I forgot which game
I went to, but I went to a game I
was supposed to go to, Game five. Game four got
rained out, so they gave the people who had tickets
for Game five entrance into Game four because it was
the same day you were supposed to go to. It

(41:45):
was like a double header. No, what a double header it?
They just basically moved so basically the date that Game
five was supposed to happen, they played Game four, but
they honored the tickets for Game five. It was some
weird thing. And that was in Saint Louis. So I
went to that. Did you have to like share your
seat with somebody young? No, I had to explain. All
I know is that I went to that World Series.

(42:06):
And that was back in the days when you had
to actually meet a scalper for tickets.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yeah, they like, hey, come over here, come over here,
step off the grounds, come to set off the ground.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
So I actually ordered them, and like, this is the
early days of buying tickets online. It might have even
been on Craigslist, might have been eBay or one of
these sides. And I went and I find the guy,
like I call him, I'm like, where are you? You know,
I'm like twenty years old and behind behind the dumpster
on the corner. We were in the Hilton, the lobby
of the Hilton in downtown Saint Louis. We're gonna even
I need you to come down to the motel sticks

(42:35):
And I walk up to him, like, hey, fellow, what's up,
saying shut the get over here, sh and like he
goes over and like just kind of suddenly pulls out
a parent You know, are you a cop? If you're
a copy, you had to tell me you're a cop.
That's basically outlet. It was a copy. We have to
told me. No, it was weird. It was weird. But
and that was the first now to see back in

(42:56):
those days, the way it was set up is you
would sell like a pencil on eBay, and then they
would be like and also will include you know, front
row tickets for def Leppard. Is I have three hundred
dollars pencil, and I will throw in these tickets exactly.
It's how things used to work on eBay. Now, you know,
you just get things on your phone and it's easy,
you know, But back in the day, it wasn't always
like and then before that it was you literally had

(43:17):
to just go out and look for a guy with
his tickets in the air. So like when I go
to games at LSU, before the days of having phone tickets,
like you would walk around and you'd put two fingers
in the air and you'd be like I need two,
I need four or whatever, and then some guy with
like real shady dubid I got two? How much you got?
I'm like, I don't know. I'm willing to spend like
fifty bucks. He's like, I can't. Look, I can go
seventy five for the pair. I go seventy five for

(43:38):
the pair. But like there's one hundred thousand people, there's pressure.
You've got cash, you know now these now scalpers have
been basically run out because there's no round the team
around the park. So no, they had this sign.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
They have a sign that like, kneed tickets. You know,
I want tickets, and then you go up and you
sell your tickets.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
For that guy's same. It's not the same now because
it's all digital. That's what I'm saying, like it's it's
kind of run these poor guys out of town. We're
still scalping tickets. Yeah, it's just we're not doing it.
But now the old fashioned that Ticketmaster gets a cut. Correct,
Now Ticketmaster is scalping. Those are the people. Now it's
just Bruce Springsteen. We're Ticketmaster.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
We hate scalpers, but hey, if he's caliper tickets, we're
gonna take ten percent.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Bruce Springsteen has eliminated the middleman and he's just scalping you.
At this point, he's the guy in the corner. Now
he's the guy a man. The cavalry's here. You need
some day, have no fear. The cavalry is here. We're
gonna sell you nine thousand dollars tickets. Brother ly, but anyway,
so we're out here for Opening Day, Come party, with

(44:38):
us down at Harry's. The crowd is great, that's filling in.
People have been here since seven this morning. You can
get down here, drink beer with us, have a good time.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Right on Clifford Street. Yeah, right on the other side
of Elcia.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
A lot of people got their new WLZ t shirts,
which looks sexy. I've never seen people go crazy for
shirts like you. I know they line on was good shirt,
quality T shirt. All right, let's play some raw can
roll now? He won six seven Detroit Wheels Josh and
a show. We are alive. We are live today as
we are at Harry's. And now the place is filling

(45:11):
up a little bit. Now. People are here. Now, they're
ready to go. They're active, they're active. People are drinking beer.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Somebody playing cribbage down back in the back of the bar.
They're playing cribbage. Look, that's a huge Opening Day tradition,
is it. No, but it'd be funny if it was right.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
You do know how to play privilege? No?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Yeah, I mean I have no clue how to play
pribag because he's got like a little board game with
some pegs in and is that the Harry Potter game? No,
that's quidditch quidditch, Yeah, is there a difference, Yes, when
you fly.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
On brooms and he chased the snatch.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
This I don't think is any snatches involved. It's like you, yes,
with Letitia, well it wasn't really chasing it.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
I think she was sorry that seeing you back in
the day. That's true. But I mean, look, you everybody
knows that you were elite, yes in that department, that
good at it. So we're going to be here all
morning long getting ready for opening day. Of course, first
pitch is at Won ten. It is currently just shy
of nine o'clock, so hours four hours, four hours or

(46:10):
so away.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
And I think I read they they're recommending people get
to the park by twelve thirty five to see like
the whole, the whole, the starting lineup, intro, all that stuff. Yeah,
I think they said they recommend you get into the
park by twelve thirty five, so be there for the
Man Square.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
You're gonna miss all the excitement if you're not in
there early. Now, if you're not going to the game,
but you just want to field the vibes, the immaculate
vibes of downtown Detroit today, this is the spot. This
is the place to be at a spot and people
know that because they're hanging out in here. This place
is now full. It is. When we got here, it
was just there was nothing, nothing was happening. It was
just us. We got some momosas going out. Oh dude,

(46:48):
you don't want to get me started on bottom of mimosa.
I means we got some probably love the Tiger Leane
fans out there or me. Yeah, I wish. I'm a
big mimosas guy, although I will get heartburn from orange
juice case. He's got the tamp open, So why don't
you put some of th mosa down there. Let's say, look,
it's we need our vitamin C. Yeah, that's what we need.

(47:09):
They need to keep a healthy morning show. He doesn't
want us to be sick exactly. And how do you
prevent those kind of airborne illnesses vitamin C? I learned
that during the Rona. You know, that's what they said,
just drink a lot of orange juice and you won't die.
So I drank a lot of orange juice during the Rona.
They called Jubista orange juice. They did. I drank a
lot of orange juice and I followed the arrows at
the grocery store, and I didn't die. Did you got

(47:30):
this bound? How hard is that? How hard is that? Everybody? Bitch?
I had to do drink orange juice and follow the
arrows and you won't die. I didn't die. I didn't
even drink the Orangeyes, look at that. It was really
the arrows. I drinks it has it worked, which is
what we call orange juice in my house with my son. Yes,
do you want your orange juice? No, I want super healthy,

(47:52):
super healthy orange juice.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
So we give them the blue juice, which is gatorade.
It's very healthy. It's juice and has the colored That's
how I identified the beverges. He dreams, well, it'll help
us hangover. I hope he's not hungover yet. Well, whatever,
all right, So we have got a big crowd here
out of Harry's.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
The vibes, as I keep saying, the vibes are immaculate.
People are excited. The Tigers have lost some ball games,
so we're trying to rally the troops any of those. No,
it's opening days. Hope springs eternal, Jimmy, I tell you,
Hope springs eternal on a day like today, And look
we got a good baseball team. It's not like we stink.
They've had a couple of bad games. Things turn around
a bit by it.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Even though I saw you had the Bereats smoke through
the Diamondbacks by quite a bit the other night they did,
and all the team that's kicked our ass.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
So but what are you gonna do? All right, we
are here and we are live this morning, So come
meet us, Come say hello, Come grab your w l
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low supply. Everybody's getting their T shirts, so come get one.
These are awesome.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Oh that's gonna be left is entering the win that
signed Meadows jersey some of these other team the jerseys
we have to get out.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
But we also do have some Josh Enna Show stickers.
We got some koozies as well. So come on out
to Harry's. This is the place to be for opening day.
It is awesome. This is the Josh Ennis Show live
at Harry's. JOS Show seven w LLZ Detroit's wheels today

(49:22):
for opening day. It is twenty twenty six Opening day
and this place has filled out nicely. And by the way,
outside the weather is incredible. It's great. It's incredible. They
got the upper deck up here too that you can
hang out. They've got the outside area that is outstanding.
So this is great. The food, everything's amazing. Great people here,

(49:43):
a lot of people scoring there, WLLZ opening day T shirts.
We're getting running low. Yeah, so that's good. H that's awesome.
So also, if there any people that are already intoxicated
that want to come up and just talk on the radio,
feel free. I give you permission to just come up
and talk on the radio. No, Cursey, No, try not
to do that. I know Dan Housing he'll kill Cursey.

(50:05):
Here's your curse. So you don't want to deal with that, obviously.
So but let's see what he is is. He's taking
the very serious. You don't want to deal with the
Dan Housing curse, that's for sure. You ask all those
WWE wrestlers that incurs by just ask them, just ask them. Okay,
but uh, Castnio lost about as you got cursed, just
saying this is a really cool just atmosphere in here

(50:28):
today and people are having a good time, and they
got all their wheels, shirts and stickers and cooozies and alcohol.
There's really cool to see a whole room with people
wearing your shirt. Correct, you know that's true.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
It's nice, even though we had to explain to a
couple of people what the names on the shirts were.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Correct, that's okay, that's okay, just a casual you're a
casual baseball fan. You see a shirt that says Fromberterrek,
JV and w LZ. What does that mean? I don't
know what any of this means.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
If I want to make sure they're not going to
wear that shirt and it be approached by drunk guys,
you try to pick them up because I think the
shirt says something.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
I think that's fair. I think you're right, James, you're on,
You're onto something that for what is that? But yes,
good times being had by all here too, and that's
what opening Day is all about, you know, hope, hope.
Opening Day is hope, please fall as hope. And I
like the parents that brought their cakes to the bar too.
Those are good parent parents would never take me. You

(51:22):
know who the worst parents are though, the ones who
bring infants to the brewery. Oh no, those people are
the worst. Well, yeah, Casey says he did that one.
He would look I gotta get lit. I can't. I
can't afford a baby sitter. I gotta get tanged. But
they're the worst, the worst people on the planet are
bring a baby to the brewery, like a ten year

(51:45):
old kid to the bar. That's good. That builds character. Yeah,
they can see what real men and women do at
the bar. My my ten my tenth birthday was spent
at Hooters.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (51:54):
It was? I got a picture with all the Hooters
girls and everything. This would have been nineteen ninety six,
maybe my eleventh birthday. Get out the kisses on the
cheeks and she stood me up on the table, and
you want to hear the worst. I was like this
fat little eleven year old kid wearing a pair of
overall shorts and a football jersey under the overall shorts.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
It like a Miss Rachel meets like the Ganger's Paradise.
It is that was It's like it was Miss Rachel.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
It was like it was. It was. Yeah, it was
like dangerous minds overalls with which the football jersey. It was.
It was the Kansas City Chiefs Derek Thomas football jersey.
Thomas Derek Thomas football jersey under a pair of overalls
that were shorts. Did you have one of the straps,
like not connected, one of them total like crisscross type moves,

(52:42):
And yeah, there's a picture somewhere of me. And just
back when hot chicks used to work at Hooters, you
know now who no offense to Hooters. But Hooters has
kind of, you know, lost its edge in the hot
chick department. Now they take anyone and dudes. But like
back in the day, it was like you had to
be like cock of the walk, you know, to get into.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Hooters, and we would. Every woman could defit in those
orange little short short.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
No, now they just have to accept everyone because of
twenty twenty six, we have no standards anymore. But back
in the day we did. There were standards at the Hooters,
and so they were like all elite level Louisiana chicks,
and they all said things like y'all and darling and
stuff like that. That automatically makes a chick ten times
hotter when they say y'all or darling. And they said

(53:24):
all those things, and I'm like, I love ladies. That's
a fishings your heart.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
It does.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Eleven year old me loves the ladies. But then I
started going to Hooters in Philadelphia as an adult, and
they'd be like, Hey, he's gonna get some curly fries.
You want to curly right? You want to see me
blow smoke rings out of them? My hooha, I'll do
it in the bag for ten dollars. I thought it
was included with my wings. No, No, it's extra. You
gotta pay extra for that kind of action. It's like

(53:49):
you get an extra side of range for they charge you.
That's exactly what it is. All right, it's the Josh
and His Show. We're live at Harry's. It is opening
day in Detroit and Alice and Change one on six
point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh and His Show. You said

(54:10):
that we had somebody come over and tell us that
the Riff opening day party sucked. Yeah, They're like, there's
nothing going on with there. We had to come over
and get your.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Party with you.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Guys. Well, thank you. I mean, from what I understand,
their morning show is off this week anyway. Yeah, I
think so it's hard to have a fun opening day
party with your morning show and your morning show's not there.
But hey, come hang out with Jade, go hang out
with the program director. Guys. This is gonna be a
great time. It's our big riff opening day party featuring

(54:40):
the program director who that'll be a good time. It'd
be like if we sink Casey out no offense, Like, look,
come out to our opening day party the program directors here.
So yeah, so somebody did. They came over. They're like, man,
I was over at the Rift party and it's sucked.

(55:00):
I guess things are changing over there. Well, not everybody
can do it like Harry's does it. Harries We have
a great time.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
We have a great time, and Harry's great crowd are
We're having a blast.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Yeah. And then people are coming over still demanding T shirts.
We're out of them at the moment. They're bringing more
T shirts, more Opening Day Tigers T shirts are coming.
So fear not we should send somebody. How far away
are we from the Rift party? Not that far? I
mean what's walking distance? Hey, you want to walk in
like ten minutes? Like we could walk over there and
just start handing things out to people. Yeah, we could,

(55:29):
we could. Hey, Hey guys, how long? Hey Bill, how
long is it going to be until we have T shirts?
About thirty minutes? I want to walk some over to
the Rift party. Can we do that? Can we walk
some T shirts over to the rift party? Where is it? Fillmore?
I'll walk over to the Fillmore and get them some
T shirts? Why not? I'll go, well, hey, Bill, your shirtless? Yeah,

(55:50):
I'll bring some. We'll have a good times going shirtless everybody.
So it's going down so anyway, maybe that's what we'll
do after we get off the air. Maybe we'll go
wander over to their party for a few minutes and
bringing some T shirts and some stickers, let them, let
them know some some real stuff. How it goes down
with us? No, you party with the Josh Inn show exactly.
And then maybe Jabe will want to throw hands and

(56:12):
I'm like, I'm not gonna engage in combat with a lady.
And then they'll say that's sexist, and I'm like, I'm
still not going to do it. I'm not going to
take the bait because I'm a man. I feel like
they're not going to throw hands with anybody. Okay, that's fine,
that's my guest, Okay, But I'm just saying I'm ready
to go if somebody wants to scratch you know that.
That's all I'm saying, James, I'm down. I'm down to
throw down if somebody approaches me about that, dude, some

(56:34):
guy ever had a guy tried to kick your ass
at a remote No, oh, I have. And let me
tell you. I was doing a show Saint Louis. This
is where the people hated me the most in Saint Louis.
And like this old guy showed up at a remote
is on flag Day because every year on Flag Day
we would do a big case ninety five flag. Yeah,
it was a big flag giveaway. So every year they'd

(56:56):
have a new case ninety five flag. It was a
big deal. You had to go buy your new flag
and everything. Some guy comes up to me. I'm doing
a live broadcast. He comes up. He's like, first I
thought he was just kind of joking. He's like, I
hate you, blah blah blah, all right, what ever body,
He's like, I'll come up there and I'll kick your
ass right now. This like small, little old guy, and
he was ready to go. At that point, I was
ready to go too, because I didn't care anymore. I

(57:16):
had lost all reasons. I was ready to go. It's like,
you come to me, And then eventually they walked up there.
They eventually kicked him out, but I said, no, let
him at it, let's go, and then I rolled over.
You better hold me back, somebody better hold me back. Yes,
I have taken him. But it was a no win
for me really, because I like, let's say, you beat

(57:37):
up an old man, then I lose. If I lose
to an old man, I lost to an old man.
If I beat up an old man, I beat up
an old man. There's no winning in this form. There's
only l's that I could There could be a whole
lot of public relations that could come out of that. Well,
I mean we can make news. I'm not saying good
public relations, but public relations nonetheless.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
All right, anyway, so hopefully there won't be any old
man getting their butts kick today.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
No, this seems like good lest they're on the baseball field. Correct.
The vibes are immaculate in here today. There's nobody that
wants to fight me on anything. The vibes and the
smells from the grill, My god, I know we need
a hot done. Anyway. We are live at Harry's. And look,
even if you're not going to the game today, this
is the place to be. Man, this is awesome. This
is a great, great, great, great bar. So come hang

(58:20):
out here, even if you're not going to the game,
you just want to come downtown to be part of
the atmosphere. This is the place to be. We'll be
here this morning just drinking beers and having a good time.
Come see us. We'll have some new shirts coming in
in just a little bit. It is the Josh Innis
Show live at Harry's on Wheels.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Do it tell your smart device to play WLLZ on
our yard radio.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
All right, let's see here one O six point seven
Detroit's Wheels Joshness Show. We are live and Harry's today
here in Detroit. Just hop a skip and a jump
away from Kamerica, which is where it's but it's right
there and we're ready to go. Opening Day. What time
is an almost ten clock, so you're about three hours
or so away from Opening Day. Get your asses down here,

(59:04):
drink booze, have a good time. Party. That's what you
need to be doing down here. It's Opening day, man,
we're celebrating. We're having a good time. Is this your
first time Opening Day in Detroit? Yeah? Okay, yeah, I
mean killer, it's a great time, man. And I mean
even if you're not going to the game, just come
down here and be part of the atmosphere. If you're
off work, skip work, I don't care skip. There's no school. Batically,

(59:26):
it's Friday, right, So I mean, who's working anyway? I
guess Jesus does he work on good Friday or no? Well,
I think a good Friday is a pretty bad day
for Jesus. Well, I understand, But I mean he's risen
well on Sunday, he's losing. Oh, I say, that's how
it works. Do you think his dad's working today? I
think I think he's always working there, gotcha? Okay, in

(59:48):
mysterious ways? Ah, okay, now I know, all right, So
come downtown, come hang. Harry's is the place to be
pre game, during the game, after the game at place
filled up. Dude. What's really impressive, though, is the outdoor
area because the weather's killer. The weather is amazing right now.
We've got like breeze blowing through sun it's sunny, sunlight.

(01:00:12):
The smell of burgers and five dogs and cigars. Yeah,
and hope, the smell of hole. Smell of hope is
in the air because that show. That's what's fun. So
come down here, all day long party, have a good time.
Life is good, no cover, it's opening days, so just
come out, get some food, get some beer, get some

(01:00:33):
good atmosphere and fun. Hey how much we use price
for food and stuff here before you go into the barn? Correct?
I don't know if you knew this. It's expensive to
go to a ball game. Quite expensive. Yep. So all right,
so we're gonna get out of here. We're gonna be
hanging out here for a little while longer though, if
you want to come hang with us, because we have
to make it way we do. We got to give
away some stuff. We saw T shirts, so some new
T shirt, a new come up to ride, so we'll

(01:00:55):
be doing that. Laura is coming up next here on
the radio station, she'll be here, and Rob Brandt we'll
be back on. Then.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
I saw Rob Brandon the crowd, but it is just
another man with a fantastic ponytail. Yeah no, that was
robhy did he come out and hang out with us,
chat with us.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
A little bit? And it wasn't Rob brand It wasn't.
But I bet you his ponytail and Rob Brand's ponytail
could have a great fight. Because it turns out that
was just Stephen Sagall. That was Steven Sagala. It wasn't
Rob Brandt. So come on down and see Stephen Sagall,
Sheriff and uh and we got into yeah, Jeremy and
we're gonna get out of here. Laura is coming up next. Tigers. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
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