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Speaker 1 (00:00):
WLLZ Detroit one six point seven, Detroit's wheels an heart
radio station.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Guaranteed human. All right, welcome in six oh four. It
is the Josh Dennis Show. Josh and James, what's shaken?
How are you?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Jack?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Good? Good?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I don't think I passed any good bodies on the
way in this pa.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hey, Look, we're making progress as a city. Yes, did
we find out how that person died? I did not
look into it. Well, I'll have to dig into that.
We'll get our investigative team on it. Yes, and by
that I mean we'll good on it. Getting ready for
the big home Older, which is coming up here in
just a couple of days. Friday, we're going to be
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We're gonna be out there live and living color. And
if you want to get your hands on one of
these really cool WLZ Tiger's T shirts we don't have
a ton of them. Say we're gonna get your ass
in there. There's no covers. So if you're gonna be downtown,
let's work your way in. Come say what's up. You
know you're gonna be parking near there anyways, so come on.
Oh yeah, right there. Tigers got back to winning yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Well that's a really so.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You can talk about that with us. But of course
we'll get into sports here in just a second, as
there's a lot of stuff going on. As we kick
things off this morning, I feel like hearing Van Hagar. Well,
I got into a YouTube wormhole yesterday. Uh where I
started watching news stories from MTV News in the mid
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nineties when Van Halen, as it was Van Hagar was
breaking up. And what was wild about it is you
had Sammy talking trash about the van Halen brothers, the
van Halen brothers talking trash about Sammy, David talking David
Lee Roth talking trash about Sammy, Sammy talking trash about
David Lee Roth. So nothing has changed. Wow, thirty years
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and it's the same stuff. But let's do one that
we don't hear very often. Let's go with Cobo Wabbo.
Let's do that from OHU eight one two getting rocked
and loaded this morning, Van, Hey go.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
The Josh Show Sports.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh this is stupid, this is this is dumb. So
a second ago, I said, hey, but at least the
Tigers won.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, they went.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
But I went to sleep last night it was five
to nothing. You made an assumption they were up five
to nothing. Oh, God forbid. I assume that this team
that everybody's.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Saying, oh my god, they're gonna win the World Series
and oh my god, veryland. No, I would assume that
that team could hold on to a five to nothing
lead in a baseball game.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
My bad. And it turns out, well, I went to sleep.
It was like the third of the fourth so I'm thinking, hey,
Casey MEI is pitching. Well, I'll go to sleepy sleep y'all. Wait, God,
Tigers are gonna win. There'll be three and two rock on.
And then I just forgot to look because I just assumed,
God forbid, God forbid.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
You assume that.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
A team that everybody around her acts is the best
baseball team that ever walked the face of the earth
was gonna win a five nothing game. No, they lost.
I don't blame myself. I don't. I don't blame myself
for not knowing that. I blame myself for assuming that
these guys were good enough to not blow a five
nothing lead. That's my fault.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I guess it looked like the wheels came off right
around the time you went to bed.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Well, they went to They really came off in the
the eighth inning where they gave up six runs. They
were up five to one when the inning started. They
left that inning down seven to five. Wolf, So screw
you Tigers, making me look stupid. Yeah, the man needs sleep. Okay,
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I can't stay up all night and watch your baseball
games that are played at ten o'clock at night. I
got a job. He's not staying up late to watch
you lose. I just assumed you won. Imagine what the
mood you to be in today if you stayed up
and watch you blow that five point lead runs, five
run lead, five run lead. Well, Casey Mys did pitch
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well though, he struck out nine and six innings, four hits,
one are and run, but the bullpen blew that one
for him. Wolf, we call that a Buzz's girlfriend game.
We just go Wolf, Wolf, Buzz your girlfriend. Wolf, Josh
not looking at the score before going on the air Wolf.
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While speaking of Wolf, the Red Wings they lost again too.
The negative is they lost five to one, just got smoked.
But there are positives to come out of this. One
of the positives is that every team that's also in
the run for that last wildcard spot lost last night.
Look other than Washington, who's still too far on the
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outside for me to say Washington's in the mix, but Colorado, Ottawa,
the Flyers, and the Red Wings all losers last night.
So the Wings are still two back of Columbus, who's
lost four in a row. The good news is March
is over and March ends with a five seven and
two record. I believe I got that right, but the
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way things are going for me today, they might not be.
He sure, seven and five and two or two and
five and seven, I don't know. I think they were
five seven and two in March. I think either way,
March is now over. That's the positive. The positive is
that March is over and we turn the calendar and
it's now April and you're still in the rays. The
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negative is they sting. They play Philly to Philadelphia, a
giant game for both of these teams, a huge game
for two teams who haven't really been a factor in
the postseason picture for a decade. Flyers have made it
a couple times, but nothing special. That's a giant hockey game.
I bet they're gonna be all amped up in Philadelphia
for that one. So there you go. That is sports
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that I'm still baffled. I'm baffled as to how they
lost that game. Just perplexed. And of course the Pistons
one big over Toronto, but that's not a huge shock.
But still I'm perplexed by what I just witnessed but
didn't witness. I didn't witness it. So you stink, Tigers.
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You stink. Anyway, I want to go talk about your
guy with his shirt off again and funds of Hey
talk about Schoogl Now I'm mad. I'm just lashing out
a shirtless guy. Do he got a hit yesterday? He's
got two hits since he had four on opening Day?
That six hits and what five games? And I tried
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to do the math, how many games we have for
two and three?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Five?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Good job the points?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
If they scored total for all the games, I don't know.
I'd have to see the scoreboard. All right, but probably
zero points. Ah, a trick. It was a trick.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
He tried to April fools me couldn't do it, all right,
that was sports, all right. It's the Josh Jennis Show.
We're gonna be out there for the home opener and
Harry's Pub, Harry's Bar and Grill Pubs bars, all of it.
We'll be there doing the show of the show, the
whole show. Yeah, doors open at seven o'clock. Come hang
out with us. It is the Josh Jennis Show.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yes, it's the Josh Nis Show. On one of six
point seven w LLZ Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
One of six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Ennis Show.
It is Josh and James. Hello, it's weird. I saw
Casey walking around already up here today. I don't know why. Yeah,
I don't know. He's never up here at six thirty
in the morning. It's very strange. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
We're getting fired.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, I don't think they would do that at six
thirty two in the morning, James. I think they'd wait
unto it. In my experience, when they fire people, they
don't fire them once they're on the air. So you
should be good every time I've been fired, just right
after or right before. Yeah, they usually make you do
that last day's worth of work. And then well, when
I got whacked in Houston. The when I got whacked,
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I did the show. Somebody came in and told my
buddy that they needed to talk to us after the show.
And he comes in he goes, hey, think we're getting fired.
I'm like, no, we're not, you silly goose. And then
we got fired. Then when I got fired in Saint Louis,
they i'd come in and I was eating my lunch
before I was cause I worked in the afternoons at
the time, and I was going up this flight of
stairs and a guy that's like a dude that used
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to be on the station now was a part time
with this old guy that had been there for one
hundred years, sees me. He's like, hey, Bubba, what's going on.
I'm like, oh, not much, man, it's going to work.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
He's that cool.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
And then like ten minutes later, I got fired and
he was on the air doing my shift, so he
knew I was getting fired. And then when I got
fired in philm.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Maybe he was like, hey, but but what's going on?
Like maybe he was confused, like, hey, why am I
filling in for you if you're here?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I think they probably told him they were like, hey, listen,
he's about to get whacked. If you see him, say nothing,
try to act natural, keep him up shut. And then
I got whacked in Philly. They did that before I
went on the air. And then they took the car
that I was driving because I was driving a car
through an endorsement deal. So they were like, listen, we
need to have that truck back. I'm like, can I
drive it for a day to go home? And then
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like I'll bring it back over there. They're like no.
So to prove a point, I walked home and it
was like five miles home. I walked all through downtown Philadelphia,
past the Rocky Steps all the way, and then my
wife was like, why don't I just come pick you up.
I'm like, I don't know. I'm trying to prove a point.
She's like, who's caring about this point? You're making me me?
Who are you proving the point? Absolutely? No one. You
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think the people that fired me were like, boy, look
at this guy. He's not one to be trifled with. No,
they're probably like, look, at that jackass. He's walking five miles.
We got to keep this drunk.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Well.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, all that said, I don't know why Casey's wandering
around up here this morning. Maybe we'll ask him. He's
it's just rare that he's up here at six thirty
in the morning. If you see him with some guys
his suits on one.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Get ready to meet the guillotine.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, why is there a blue tarp set up out there?
Step on the tarp, guys, go ahead, And it had
to be a made man. Hey, it's one oh six
point seven Detroit's wheels Josh in his show. So, I
don't know what to make of this. It's kind of strange.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
What's that what you got going on?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I told Jim that Casey's up here at six forty
two in the morning. Casey's never here at six forty two. Oh,
he's usually just awaken up, and there's just a lot
of kind of hustle and bustle going on out in
the office. There's never hustle and bustle going on to
the office. Oh god, yeah, I mean so, I'm just
perplexed by this. And now, like I tried to go
talk to Casey, he's in some office with some people, Okay, fine, whatever,
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I don't know what the deal is. But then I
start seeing weird things pop up in the log, right,
ok So, like I'm like, the songs that are currently
lined up to player songs that there's a theme, okay,
and I don't fully understand these are songs we don't
maybe normally play, right. So, like I'm seeing like I
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got Closing Time by Semi Sonic, Okay, well, I mean
that's a banger, okay. And then I'm seeing fade to
Black from Metallica okay. And I'm seeing don't know what
you got till It's Gone by Cinderella, and then like
I'm digging through them kind of like this is weird,
and then I hear then I start playing around with
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some different stuff and I see some things labeled it
just says new audio, like new audio, right, So then
I'm like, I got to hear what this new audio
is because if there's something off, things are off, and
this is what this new audio sounds like. Let me
play this for you, and I don't know. I'm confused.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
You knew for old country one oh six point seven
w LS Detroit's wagon wheels, What the hell Detroit's wagon wheels,
it says.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
So I'm like, Casey needs to get his ass in
here is what needs to happen, and tell me something
unless I'm being screwed with here. I've got a bunch
of songs lined up that are closing time, fade to black.
This is the end I'm getting whatever this hill building is.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
For old Country, For old Country one oh six points
seven w LS Detroit's wagon wheels.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Somebody, get Casey in here, get out of that office.
Casey had come frock.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I don't think he can hear you.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Hold on, get.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Get in here.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Now you home for oh Country one oh six point
seven w LLZ.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Detroit's wagon we The only thing missing is Doug Podell
coming in. All right, I'll stop.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
WLLZ Detroit one o six point seven.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Detroit US was a radio station.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Guaranteed human.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
All right, everybody, welcome in. Hold on, let me let
me fire this up here. There we go. All right,
there is no country station. I just felt like screwing around.
I appreciate all the people who called yeah, and we're like,
what the hell is this crap? Very upset and generally speaking,
April fools. Things are really stupid, but I we ru
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up your talking.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I go.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Wouldn't it be funny if the station changed a country
and it went by Detroit's Wagon Wheels. It's the idea.
It's so dough like the like it would be like
a back to the future type change, where like it's
still basically the same thing, but the name is slightly different,
Like instead of Twin Pines Mall, it's Lone Pines Mall.
You know that type of deal, Like we're gonna keep
the name Wheels and the call letters, but we're gonna
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be Wagon Wheels.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Yep, your new home for old country one oh six
point seven WL Detroit's Wagon Wheels.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
That poor cowboy man fund. He got a new gig.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Tony Travado's got his fingers doing this right now. Stationn't
it plays John Denver and uh Hank Sr. We've got
the market cornered, but anyway, welcome in everybody. All right,
let's do this. Let's play some rock and roll. That'll
be fun.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
We'll do that.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
We got sports. Whereas it turns out, the Tigers did
not win last night, and it only took me until
about six point twenty to realize they had somehow lost
that game.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
I wake up living in a world where you thought
the Tigers won and then find enough that they didn't.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Look I mean, my world was I was shook. I
was shook by that. But anyway, welcome in. Every Monday
it is the Joishni Show. Oh and guess what we've.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Got Bush, the Joshness Show.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Why it was news to me this morning, but the
Tigers did not win the game last night. I went
to sleep, it was like five to one. I won't
God didn't even bother looking at the score because I said,
you know what, the Tigers won.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
The confidence in the boys.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I was so confident in the fact that I got
on the radio and I said, the Tigers won, that's
good news. I also, I didn't have the text page
opened up yet, so I didn't see that ten people
in a row texted, Hey, the Tigers didn't win, dummy.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
That's a nice way of putting.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
So that I'm in the middle of doing the sports
and I go, wait a minute, that's not right at all.
They lost seven to five last night. I bet you
many of you are feeling the same way I felt
this morning. You went to sleep and you're like, hey,
the Tigers won we're red hot. Yeah, we're smoking hot.
We've won a game. We're three and two. Now, as
it turns out, we're two and three. And what was
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the bet that I threw out the other day? Would
they ever be under five hundred or would they ever
not be in first place? Ever not be in first place? Well,
I guess I can look at that them pretty quick. Huh,
I they may not be in the first place. The good
news is the division stinks, so they might still be
in first place. I'm not sure. Let me take a
quick look. I don't want to just talk out of
my ass like I did earlier. No, we're not in
first place. We're half a game back. So the Tigers
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did not go wire to wire in first place. Alas,
I don't know what to tell you. Casey Maya's pitch
well though, six innings, four hits, in a run, nine strikeouts,
but they gave up six runs in the eighth inning.
That was their undoing. It was five to one going
into the bottom of the eighth. The game ended seven
to five. The Red Wings were five to one losers
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last night.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
The good news is March is over.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Machaz come and passed.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
The Red Wings played like cass win me up Win
Marrchans and it did now the slatest clean I mean, yes,
they're not in the playoffs right now, but now it's April.
Today is a new day. And the other good news
is call let's say Columbus rather Columbus, Ottawa and Philly
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all lost. So nothing really changed in the standing yesterday.
There's still two points behind the final playoff spot, which
is occupied by Columbus, who lost. How many games do
they have left the getting down there?
Speaker 10 (17:57):
Right?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
And I think the Wings had some game, like a
game in hand as of right now. So they've played
seventy four and I think Columbus may have played seventy
five already. Oh so it's a game in hand scenario.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Now.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
The reality is that stuff all levels out eventually, but whatever.
And so five seven and two was March for the Wings.
Tomorrow they take on Philly. That's a huge game. Two
teams that haven't really been playoff contenders for a decade.
When I lived in Philly, they made the playoffs, but
they stunk and they didn't do anything. Trying to think
when the last time the Flyers won a playoff series, Well,
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we know it's been forever since the Wings have even
made it.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yeah, and that's a.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Big game two fan base is starving now. The difference
is the Flyers people are probably geeked up a little bit,
and here we are just like waiting for the wheels
to fall off.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Yeah, well, because you started strong and this is how
they want to finish the season.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Well, the wheels have fallen off, so I mean there
were wobbling in Detroit's wagon wheels. So we'll see. All right,
Then the Pistons won last night, and there you go.
That is sports. Oh and Tiger Wood says he's going
to take a break from golfing to get Oh. I
had no idea Tiger's still golfed. Was he going to
take some sort of a dui driving course? I posted
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a like a gift or whatever on and it just
was a black and white picture a tiger and that
said f them Ubers. I just it tickled me. I
don't know to tell you, all right, So anyway, welcome
man every one. It is the Josh and The Show.
We are going to be live and Harry's Bar and
Grill on Friday for the big opening day party. Doors
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open at seven, No Cover two, Floor six, bars outdoor,
heated ten. You better be there. It sounds like the
weather's getting better and better.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
As the week goes off to me in the seventies. Now, yep,
that's good news, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
So yesterday I didn't play any of the audio of
Jade and Ivy, but I'm feeling saucy today and there's
a little piece of audio about Jade and Ivy kind
of like finding God, okay, And I'm always intrigued by
people who find God because there's no middle ground, like
you find God and you be come like hardcore, like religious, bigoted.
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There's no one who just finds God and they're like,
I'm gonna stop doing the bad stuff I did, but
you live your life. Yeah, it never works out that way.
So we'll play that audio from the former Piston coming up,
but first we will place hennerd Yeah one O six
point seven Detroits Wheels Josh Innis show. So this j
Nivy thing, we didn't get into it yesterday, but j
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Nivy former Piston, he was traded to the Bulls, and
now he's been waived by the Bulls because they said
we're gonna wave your bigotot ass goodbye, pal uh, because
apparently he has issue with like Pride Month and whatever.
And look, I think doing these like theme days and
months for things like sexual preference is stupid. But you
can undo it now, Like once you've given people stuff forever,
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you can't take it away. So you can't say, like, well,
no more Pride Month, because then it's awful. You're gonna
look terrible. But like things like that I think are stupid,
Like whatever your heritage is, your sexual preference is just
trying to get people into the stadium or pander to
people by saying, hey you're gay, great, we love gay.
We love you because you're Black or Mexican or Jewish
or Christian. I think all of that is stupid and
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it's pandering. That said, Jade n Ivy would probably agree. Now,
this is some audio of Jade and Ivy explaining how
he kind of found God. Okay, and as I mentioned earlier,
there's very little middle ground when people find God. Here
we go.
Speaker 10 (21:22):
The NBA was was everything to my I didn't know God,
I didn't know Jesus. When I came to the NBA.
I was a fornicator. I was a pornography at it,
and I used to get drawnk.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Apparently all of those things are things that make you terrible.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
I guess I am terrible, that's all I knew.
Speaker 10 (21:45):
And after a when I felt good, after all those points,
I felt good.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
I felt good. I felt like I had everything set
out for me.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Right.
Speaker 10 (21:58):
But as soon as that shut down, as soon as
I didn't start, that's that's when. That's when God was
humbling me. And he said he sat me down for
a reason.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
So this is something I like that. Once my guy
realized he's not a starter anymore, he found God and
God told him that pride night is bad is actually
how things went down here with Jade and Ivy. But
this might be my favorite piece of audience.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
I was a fornicator. I was a pornography at it,
and I used to get.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Job that should just be in a sweeper for the show,
excepting none of that is used to be I am
currently a.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
I was a fornicator. I was a pornography at it,
and I used.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
To get job.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Also, when people newly discover God and they get into
that really judgmental stage, like there as stages of finding God,
and when you find God in like an extreme manner,
you become very judgmental. You start using words like fornicator,
Like do you ever talk to any human that's not
just like newly converted to super religious that uses the
term fornicator.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Hey, me and my girl, we were fornicating the other day.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Look, man, I was a fornic and I watched pornography.
Nobody says pornography. Like all of a sudden, you find
God and you start using like the actual dictionary terms
for things fornicator, pornography. I used to enjoy a drunk
sexual intercourse with random. You start getting biblical with it.
It's so biblical. It's like, I was a fornicator. But
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why is that? Why is it when peoples like I'm
not saying, oh, I don't judge people for being religious.
I'm not a religious person and it's just not my bag.
But like most people are not super duper judgmental religious people.
But why is there like this extreme It goes from like, hey,
I used to be a.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I was a fornicated.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I fornicated.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I was a pornography porn.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
And I used to get job, Like why isn't there
a middle ground? Why can't you be like, you know what,
I no longer watch porn but you do you why
is it I don't watch pornography anymore, and let me
tell you about the gays and the Jews, Like there's
like it's this weird extreme.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
It's very like there's no like, hey, listen, I no
longer watch porn, but you do use susie q or like, hey,
I no longer fornicate with random women. But hey, you
know what, peace of the Lord be with you. Well,
I think that's part of it. They they're trying to
be so extreme that you get put off of your
ways and then maybe you'll see the same light that
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they saw, so that they're trying to like share, you know,
the same feelings. People don't like religious people. I get it.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
That's why I don't like.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I mean, like like, look, I'm all, if you're religious,
you're religious, do you you know what I mean? I
don't like what you're saying, Like like, I'm like, if
you are, if you go to church, all this stuff,
I don't care. That's not really I'm not judging you
for that, But I do judge people when like, like
you hit that certain level of Hey, I used to
go out and live what sounded like a really fun
life action.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
I was a forticator, that's fun. I was a pornography
and I used to get job.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
That sounds like a great time. That's like an average
week night for you. That is a Tuesday, well except
for the fornication part. Yes, two out of three ain't bad,
not at all.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
But anyway, you.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Start to look at this and you're like, that's cool.
But now you don't do that stuff anymore. So instead
of just being like, hey, guys, i'd like maybe, I mean, look,
you should find the lord like I did, it's like, hey,
let me tell you something. All of a sudden, he
becomes a like whole code, let me tell you something
homo sexuals like, and then all of a sudden, it's like,
let me tell you why Pride night's bad? Brother, Like
come on, man, like why like and I get that
(25:20):
that's part of the belief system of some of these
religions and stuff, but like why, like it's zero to
one hundred. It goes from hey, I bang like eight
chicks a night and watch porn on my phone and
I got wasted all the time, sending you like on
a mission, you know what I'm saying, Like you're out
like like shooting gonna be knocking on people's doors wearing
a little white shirt and stuff like like that. Like
(25:41):
just got me in a middle bit about her Lord.
And you're gonna be riding a bicycle down the street.
People are gonna be closing their blinds when they see
you coming around, Like, all right, guys, it's a code.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
It's a code.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Glue. Everybody shut the lights off. Is at the door,
He's gonna be here. We had a neighbor when I
was a kid, was a Jehovah's witness.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Nice guy.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
But one day he handed my buddy, whose mom was
super Catholic. He handed us a pamphlet that said questions
that young people ask and answers that work. And it
was basically a pamphlet about why masturbation is bad.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Oh boy, And she was not happy and.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
All look like and look I was read this. I'm
like I beg to differ. Yeah, I remember, so, like
this is like first grade. There's a little kid down
the street. They were Jehovah's witnesses. Yeah, and I got
yelled at by his mom for saying the word crap.
Oh no, I got sent home. You got sent home, Yes,
for seeing the word crap. And then they wouldn't like
I was, well, I was a pornography at it, that was,
(26:41):
and I used to get John okay one out of
three when I was going to say, yeah, you got
into it in first grade. Then I thought I was
bad to getting called with the playboy in the fourth
grade at school.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Sign of reading, Oh boy, this is.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
A perfect song for this one, I guess, oh yeah,
one of six points having Detroit's Wheels, Josh and a show.
Anytime I hear the word fornicate, I think of this
scene from Bad Santa.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Forgive Me for Prime. But did one of you fornicate? Ornicate? Yes?
With a heavy set women in the big and tall
dressing room.
Speaker 11 (27:18):
Look, I've owed a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure,
But as far as I can recall, I've never fornicated anybody.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I was a pornography add it, and I used to
get John.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
These are things that's jade and ivy. As I believe
Neil Diamond said, used to bees don't count anymore. They
just lay on the floor until we sweep them away.
All right, So we're going to be out at Harry's Friday.
It's going to be an awesome party. Harry's next to LCA.
Doors will open at seven. We will be there bright
and early, live and living color. No cover for opening day.
(27:55):
Two floors, six bars, outdoor, heated, ten. It's going to
be electric and if you boys are good, I'll let
you buy me a beer.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Oo.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I was a forticator, yeah, and I used to get drunk.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
All right.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
So I found out yesterday that something really awesome is
happening and I'm going to attend it because it's going
to be awesome. Really changed my life. Oh wow, Yeah,
so we're going to talk about that. It's Detroit's wheel
the Josh.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
In his show one six point seven.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
W LLZ Detroit's Wheels one of six point seven Detroit's
Wheels Josh and his show. It is Josh and James.
What is up? So Yesterday? Yesterday I get a text
from my wife and the text is a screenshot of
a promotional piece like a.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Poster for a musical. Oh oh, this is what's going
to be change your leg It's going to change my life. Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Now, if you didn't know this about me, I do
enjoy musicals now generally speaking, it's musicals with songs that
I already know like Abba, like the musical Mama Mia.
I know the Abba music. So it's like, all right, ay,
you know the Neil Diamond musical Beautiful noise waa. There
was like seeing kneeling concert.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
But I discovered that there's a show coming to town
next week for a one night only engagement that I
didn't really realize existed. And I think that this musical
might change my life. And that musical is called Bad
out of Hell. The music, oh god, this is the
music of meatlow. Ah, well, you don't like meat Loaf.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
I just was expecting something a little more gayer, I guess.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh, I mean, I've already seen offense. I've already seen
Neil Diamond. I like Rent, which is literally about gay
people not wanting to pay their rent. And uh, and
I've seen Chicago and I know all the words from
the from everything in Greece and Greece too, So don't
question me about how gay I am. I'm not questioning.
(29:50):
I was expecting more homo erotic. What what? I don't
know how more homo erotic one can get bat out
of Hell? I know it's it's not called bob. You
know what I'm gonna say it's not called bob as
you know what. Yeah, oh yeah, that's true. That is
(30:11):
I don't want to say both those w at the
same time, but I am super excited about that. This
is super because I'm a big meat Loaf connoisseur, and
I also love the guy, either the artist or the dish,
both both both, you know. But Jim Steinman is the
guy that wrote and produced all of these Meatloaf songs,
(30:31):
but he also wrote and produced songs like Uh, It's
All Coming Back to Me Now by Celine Dion making
Love out of Nothing at All by Air Supply, both
of which are in this musical because it's the music
of Jim Steinman and Meatloaf, Like this is just all
of my bangers in one show. I should have been
the guy like I should have played meat Loaf that
(30:51):
I'd like If you say, Josh, what is your destiny
in life? Like there's a Meatloaf musical, I should be
meat loaf y. What's your what's your number one meat
of track that you can nail every time? I'll tell
you I'm glad you asked over recorded video.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
Baby we can talk a night, But Dad ain't canny
in the snow where I told you everything i'll possibly can.
There's nothing left inside of me.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I thought that I was gay, and maybe you.
Speaker 9 (31:39):
Can cry on night, but that'll never change the way.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
That I feel.
Speaker 9 (31:50):
The snow is really piling about side.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I wish you would make me leave.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Standing up drum solo.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
I'm potting on it, I polled it out. I'm trying
to show you just how much shot here. I'm tired
the words and i'm too host to shouts.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
But you've been cold to me so long. I'm crying.
Speaker 9 (32:26):
I sick calls instead of jeers.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Can. All I can.
Speaker 9 (32:33):
Do is keep on tailing.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
You are wantch, you are wauch. I need you, but
they're in no way.
Speaker 12 (32:46):
I'm me o god alone you now, don't be said.
Don't be sad because who had a free.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Bad cover the backup vocals now JR.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Be sad.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Cost you out of free now maximine doing nothing.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
From the crowd impressive. We have a sound effect for
the crowd here. Never till the boat going longer.
Speaker 12 (33:22):
He's past. Never defil along the city streets.
Speaker 9 (33:28):
I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain
of rocks, but.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
There ain't no cooped de veel hide.
Speaker 9 (33:38):
Left the bottom of the cracker jack box, hotchd lies.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Hock catcha all over the room now mountain, I'm not
stand the mic no.
Speaker 9 (33:56):
Matter how hard shi how never behable?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Can you something something? Just gosh?
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Now there's only one girl we'll ever love.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
So many years ago sign out how he had a
heart attack on stage.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Now you're like mister casual.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Hold on, I'll get it back in just a second.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Cut your breath.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
She never loved me back. She never loved me back.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Drink you need to drink? Can you water?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:34):
All take a sippy there, I tell you right now
the fake country channel to turn everybody off. This definitely is.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
I'm bringing them all back. I'm gonna get one more
run in this A heart attack on stage and had
to be doing this. This is my audition for the
Meat Loaves Musical.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
She catch on tail and me, she kept on tell
and me.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
She kept done telling me, I watch my watch.
Speaker 9 (35:11):
I need you, but there rain, no way a gonna
love you now. Don't be saved. Don't be sad cause
to have three bad.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
I want you have watch, but the rain no way
a gonna.
Speaker 12 (35:43):
Love you now.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Don't be sad. Don't be sad. Costs to have the
free now, don't be said.
Speaker 13 (36:00):
One was a big finis chair, Clus two loud three,
we can talk all night, put fanning Caddy.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Snow, Thank you, Bravo, Bravo. Coming up next, I'll do
Paradise by the dashboard Life. All you need is one
of those white dresdshirts with the Philly like sleeves.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
There.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yes, and ascot.
Speaker 10 (36:33):
I was a fornicator. I was a pornography addie and
I used to get drab.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
So I saw that the Pistons were hosting this in
like inclusion basketball night. We're basically like people who are
like in wheelchairs and you know, people with disabilities. I
guess is the whole yeah concept of this is basketball
for all is what.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
It's called Detroit Pistons. That's very cool.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I wonder how Jade Nivy feels about they better not
be gay in those wheelchairs. That's all I'm saying. I
found God. God said don't be gay in a wheelchair.
I'm Jade n Ivy, and they got like help, they
got like seeing eye dogs that are there, like those
seeing eye dogs. Better not be gay.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Well, he probably sees a couple of seen I dogs
like humping each other, so he's like, it's an abomination.
Speaker 10 (37:18):
I was a formicator, I was a pornography at it,
and I used to get John.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
I did all this until I found God. He told
me that was bad. And now I judge all of
you for anything you do that you enjoy. It'd be
like me knowing that I have a terrible gambling problem,
but I judge people for gambling. There's nothing worse than
being the guy that just like newly gets reformed, who
starts to judge people.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
Oh yep, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Like I've lost thousands upon thousands of dollars sports betting.
Like imagine the world where I stop sports betting, and
then like the day I stop, I'm like, someone's like
putting in a bed. I'm like, you probably.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Shouldn't do that. It's not good for you.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
You're gonna be able to control that, is all I'm
gonna say. You're gonna end up in a really bad spot.
I have. I've been reformed, so I'm good. But I
don't want to see you go down a bad path,
is all I'm saying. Like the guy who's got his
voicebox removed, untils you just stop smoking. Yeah, a little
bit like that. Well that's just kind of humorous in
a way. Well, that's so funny about talking like this, Josh.
(38:17):
It's like, honestly, you should just keep going. Live your life. Man,
I don't know, I live mine.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
It was fun.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
I also like how you have to pantomime holding the
voice box while doing the voice box. Well, yeah, that's
how I stay in a character, because if I don't
have it right there, you know, then I'm not in
a character.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
But the second, you know, the vibrator thing goes up
to my throat and I've been the character mode.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Don't do as I do, do as I say.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
He pass me one of those smokes, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
But AnyWho, there's nothing worse than the newly reformed guy
who now is like the super judgmental guy. And I
guess that's Jade n Ivy now, who you know, used
to sound like he had a great time on the rag, yeah,
and now he's like, has no good times if you
have any good times, Like he's brnicating, he was masturbating,
and he was drinking. He was doing all the fun things, yes,
(39:07):
and now he's doing none of those fun things. He
needs to read the pamphlet, the questions young people ask
and answers the work pamphlet, because there's a whole thing
about how you feel guilty if you masturbate, like what
to do if you feel guilt? Like you if you
if you couldn't resist the urge and you did it,
then how do you feel better about yourself? And at
one point in this pamphlet it's like, well, talk to
someone you trust, like a parent, Like yeah, I'm gonna
(39:28):
go up to my dad and go like, Dad, I
cried your dad, I I cranked dog last night and
I feel so guilty about it.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
What do I do? See? For me?
Speaker 6 (39:36):
The guilt isn't from the act. The guilt is usually
what got me to that final point. Yeah, I'm like,
oh that's that was the video that had to do it?
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Huh yeah wow, I'm like, am I the only one
who does this? To Miss Rachel? What U? Six point
seven detroits Josh Show. We're gonna be out at Harry's
Bar and Grill next to LCA on Friday for Opening Day,
(40:05):
or you can score those awesome WLLZ Tigers T shirts.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
Those are nice, nice and soft.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
They are very nice, so we're gonna have those for you,
a limited number of those. So come on out, have
a beer two or eight and get ready for the
game and eat hot dogs, night traits, Hamburgers, all the
good stuff, mash Burger's gonna be a really good time.
We'll be out there doing the show bright and early,
so come out and hang out with us at Harry's.
So this guy, this this Christy Nomes husband. Oh, yes,
(40:32):
I've seen some headlines about this gentleman. This gentleman something.
We're gonna we'll get into this guy. I'm sure he'd
like that, but we're gonna get into this what you
call The Josh.
Speaker 8 (40:41):
Inness Show Now at eight seven seven nine eight eight
one O six seven one.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
O six point seven w.
Speaker 7 (40:48):
LLZ Detroit Wheels, The Josh Innis Show Sports.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Alright, let's see here, Contrary to false reports earlier in
the day, the Tigers did not win last night. Yeah,
that a hole that reported that they won a big
gym oh ah, no, uh seven to five. Nobody to
give in the facts. Oh, that's what I'm here to do.
Set them straight. The facts are I never looked at
(41:15):
my phone after I fell asleep last night, and I
just assumed that a good baseball team would win a
game in which they were up five to nothing. As
it turns out, they did not. They give up six
runs in the eighth inning and lost seven to five.
While you were sleeping, Casey Mice pitched well, six innings,
four hits, a run, nine strikeouts. I guess you could
(41:36):
say the first time through the rotation, Miz I mean,
arguably had the best game of anybody, and he's at
the number five spell certainly better than Verlander. My god,
he was terrible, but you know Jack Flaerty, I mean, hey,
at least Jack Flarity didn't give up eight runs. I'm
sure it's coming and not yet. He didn't pitch a
(41:56):
lot of innings either. He didn't do much, but you
know he wouldn't terrible, I guess. But also the Red
Wings they were losers last night, five to one, and
they wrap up March five to seven and two, a
month that have seen them fall out of the playoffs.
They're two spots or two points out of a playoff
spot behind the Columbus Blue Jackets, who lost last night,
(42:16):
and so did the Flyers, and so did Ottawa, so
did the Red Wings. So nothing changed other than Washington,
just kind of trying to creep up. I think they're
now maybe three points, maybe three or four points out
of a playoff spot Washington. They got a big one
last night against the Flyers, so it's just a log
jam basically. They're trying to get that final playoff spot up.
(42:38):
Next the Wings will take on Philadelphia. That's a huge
game in Philadelphia, seven o'clock on Thursday, so that is
a giant game. The Pistons won last night Welsh, I
guess isn't a huge shock.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
And there you go.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
I think it's funny they still post every time that
they win. Did you hear the Pistons win again?
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Yeah, you're a fan of that jam.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
They don't post did you hear the Pistons lost again?
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Well, because there's not a song? Oh if there was
a song about that, I guess they would, Okay, I
didn't realize there was a song reference, but they did.
They have that for the wins, but not for the losses.
I mean, i'd argue you should have to be consistent.
I agree, but there's no consistency. Everybody loves to brag
when they win and just ignore when they Like everybody
else on social media, you're only posting the winds be
(43:24):
like us talk about mostly the losses. Well, it's mostly
what we experience, so we also listeners, lots of followers,
lots of self been, self esteem mostly.
Speaker 6 (43:37):
A lots of social relevance. I speak for myself though.
Lots of background music. I just felt off the air.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
No, we're only I just felt maybe maybe that music
was too up tempo for the moment you were having.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
Sorry, yeah, no, no, it's okay.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
I think the man reflecting on his losses with up tempo,
high energy rock, is it.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
Works just well? Is just fine?
Speaker 14 (44:01):
Okay, everything's fine, Okay, just making sure. Okay, I'm still
worried because Casey was here so early. Now we maybe
we know why they didn't put in this.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
On the T shirts.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
Now we know own for old country one oh six
point seven w llz.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
De Troy's wagon wheels.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (44:24):
You know it would be funny if they were like, yeah,
we're gonna flip, but now we can't. But those guys
came up with a better a better name, and better imaging.
Like al right, guys, back to the drawing board, check.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
Me your move.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Have someone that's guaranteed human going and redo those jingles fast. Yeah,
dar you alright, it's to Temple Pilots. We'll talk about
Christy Nomes husband's boobs, Wall six point seven, Detroit's wheels,
Josh and James, the Josh and his shoe. So this
Christie Nome, her husband, his name is Brian Nome. And
(45:03):
this gentleman, well, he's got himself in a bit of
a sticky wicket, as it were, because there have been
some photos that have been released that included pictures in
private messages that were sent to ladies, various ladies acting
out a bimbification fetish which focuses on hyper sexual, exaggerated
(45:26):
physical appearances like gigantic boobs.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
We are looking for the check with big boobs.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
We are ready to do you.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Now, this is stuff he's into.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
I guess he's looking at no. I guess. I don't
know if I guess it's a kink of his. So,
I guess he puts on these fake boobs and like
he's got a shirt on over the fake boobs. And
I don't know if like he gets turned on by
the idea of him having the big boobs, or if
these people that were chatting with him are like we
think it'd be so hot if you had gigantic fake boobs.
(45:57):
I don't really know how any of this stuff works.
I just watch your Garden Variety erotica on the Hub,
So I don't you'll get into things where I'm you know,
sending pictures to people of me with exaggerated you know,
fake knockers.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Or anything, bounce them all over the joint.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
So I don't know. That's not something that I get into.
But the one thing that stood out to a lot
of people is that these enormous fake boobs he was wearing.
The nipples were all catawampus, like one is like like
googly eyes, like one is up at like eleven o'clock
and one is like, you know, like at four o'clock,
(46:33):
and uh, it's just odd looking You stare at him
is kind of like staring at the guy that works
at the gas station with the crazy eye, Like are
you tucking and looking at me or the guy over there? Exactly?
That's exactly what it's mean him me him, Okay, And
I'm not here to kink shame anymore. You're into what
you're into. But I think if your you know, your
wife is a pretty high up official in you know,
(46:57):
presidential circles and whatnot, or at least used to be. It
would behoove you to not send pictures of you sporting
enormous fake boobs to various people acting out bimbification fetishes
on the.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Ed motor boat.
Speaker 13 (47:09):
You play the motor boat, you have motor boat in
Son of a Bitch, you.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Hold sailor you you think he's like a self motivater. Well,
I mean, with those knockers, he could be. I mean
those are certainly like gigantic. I got a glimpse of
these warlocks. Well you can. They're all over the internet,
and so I guess that's what this dude's into. While
those knockers are huge because I just saw so, I
haven't seen all the pictures, but I'm looking at one
now where you see more of like his crotch.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
And waste area.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Uh huh, Like you're so big, Like it's oh wow.
They're not joking when they say comically huge. Yeah, Like
it literally looks like when you were a kid and
you'd have a balloon, or a couple balloons, you make
it look like you have boobs. That's exactly what this
guy looks like. My favorite post that he has too
is the kissy face. He looks like Dolly he I mean,
that's how comical her fake boobs are, Like, they look
(47:56):
like this guy. This guy is trying to make comical
fake boobs, and that's what Dolly Parton's actual knockers look like.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
They're that big.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
But I don't know, Apparently that's what this guy is into.
It focuses on hyper sexual, exaggerated physical appearances, like fake breasts,
and it's a bimbification feinish. So they asked Trump about it,
and he's like, uh wow, they confirm that. I feel
bad for the family. Yeah, He's like great, great knockers.
They're not as great as Ivankas. Ivanca's got great knockers,
(48:26):
but outside of that, those are decent knockers. I've seen better.
I've seen better knockers. But yeah, so that's that story
about this christyome that's gonna suck for her, Like I
always feel bad for the ladies whose husbands are total degenerates.
And then it becomes public, you know, because like this
lay I mean like I don't know, I mean, I
don't follow politics enough to know or care about what
(48:47):
she thinks about stuff. But I have a hunch that
I kind of know what she thinks.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
So with all that said, this poor galon her kids,
who are all adult kids apparently now have to live
with their dad being the I with the gigantic fake
knockers on the internet. And that's no fun. Nobody wants
to live that life. That's not what I signed up
for here. I don't want that at all. But anyway,
so that's what's going on with this guy. So I wondered,
(49:13):
do you get like a So he's an insurance mogul,
I'm assuming that means he sells insurance.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
Do you get a discount?
Speaker 10 (49:18):
Now?
Speaker 4 (49:18):
If you're bringing in images of.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
His boots, he should he should play it up.
Speaker 6 (49:22):
I want I want those the wacked the wack of
movie discount here.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
I want the gigantic knocker.
Speaker 4 (49:27):
Discy bounce them all over it.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
You don't get the gigantic fake balloon sized knocker bouncer's
uh discount plate.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
The family was blindsided by this.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
It's the discount, double D check.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
Discount, double D. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
I'm glad that you you joined the party. Well, all
six point seven Detroit's wheels, Josh and to show Josh
and James, what are some of the details, the other details,
the horny details, as Danny Zuko would say, Yeah, what
are the horny details of this story.
Speaker 6 (50:06):
Of these women in the fetish community that he's messaging
back and forth. They're saying like there was like thousands
of messages between him and the group. They also say
that he allegedly sent these women he met in the
fetish community up to twenty five thousand dollars via cash,
app and PayPal, as he admirred there over the top
bus sizes and amazing curves. So he's finding women that.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Fit the same mold as him, Okay, and he's I'm
going to assume paying for custom pornography or something, so
like they say his name and stuff, Yeah, and says
he traded selfies with one woman he pledged to worship
like a goddess, telling her you turn me into a girl,
before asking if he should put on leggings. It's weird
what people are into.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
I'm not gonna kink shame.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Everybody's got weird stuff they're into. But it feels like
it makes sense when you're in this kind of sexually
oppressed political party. You see what I'm saying, like you're
not as open minded, at least publicly, so like you
have to put up this front.
Speaker 4 (51:08):
Listen, everybody's a horn dog.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
I don't care if you're right wing, left wing, moderate, whatever,
you're all horn dogs. Everybody's got horny stuff they're into.
And what happens is you have to publicly be like
this is all bad and sex is bad, and porn
is bad, and mobies and gross dressing him, like it's
not shocking that someone whose wife is associated with a
certain political party is doing things behind the scenes like
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wearing fake boobies on the internet. Sometimes there's just balloons too.
It takes the balloons and puts them up his shirt.
But I think we probably know who ousted him. Who's
at one of the models. So one of the models
claim she once but dialed them and got the voicemail
greeting saying know him Insurance, leave a message yea. So
she then googled know him Insurance and found pictures of
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him and his wife. Ah, so I think I know,
I think we know who. It's a bitchy move. Yeah,
that's not I the guy probably sent you hash like
like look, the guy's a weirdo already, Like why are
you gonna do that to the guy? Like, let it
be weird as long as he keeps sending you money
to show your weird, obnoxiously large boobs, Like, why are
you gonna dime the guy out? The cost of your
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fetish has now increased. You want more pictures of these knockers?
Mm hmm, you send me more cash? Silence, There will
be silence, or I will go public. I send these images,
or I send these images to the news. Well, and
I guarantee you I know who you paste that it
straight to the Daily Post in the UK, well, the
Daily Mail, the New York Post. People that will pay
for that kind of stuff. That's that's the biggest issue.
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Like if I were into kinky fetish stuff, that would
always be my concern is that someone I don't know
why they want to out me. I'm a dufist radio
host with eight listeners, so they would go all that,
they would only do the show good.
Speaker 4 (52:45):
Please if you have pictures of Josh.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
With wearing some fake hands, please release them to the news.
I actually play that we should stage it. I should
just start going into groups with fake boobs on it,
Like I'm really into this. I want you to call
me Sally and play with my movies. Tell me I'm
a bimbo, call me big gym and play with my knockers. Also,
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they said, the family is asking for prayer. Yes, at
this moment of time, they're asking for privacy and prayers.
And God's like, I got nothing, man, Sometimes you got
to help yourself. The followers, please join us in prayer here, Lord, Lord,
please bellow us to see those big old knockers.
Speaker 4 (53:27):
That guy. I want to see them.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
I want to see this bimbo's knockers. I want to
see them on clothes the way God intended them to be.
And please give them privacy. Amen, Amen, Thank you God.
I'd like to get Jade and Ivy's thoughts on this
whole thing. I bet he's got a lot of stuff
to say about, you know, guys wearing fake boves.
Speaker 3 (53:50):
The NBA was was was everything tomorrow. I didn't know God.
Speaker 4 (53:54):
They know God.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
I didn't know Jesus then know. Then I saw that
guy with those big knockers.
Speaker 10 (53:59):
That I found Jesus. I was a fornicator. I was
a pornography.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
I ain't bornicating no more. And I used to get
drawn and I ain't getting drunk either. Now I feel
bad for this Brian known because now he's gonna have
to come out and say stuff like that to like repent.
So now he has to act like he doesn't like
porn and alcohol and fornication. He's like, but I will
not give up my fake boobs. There's certain Look, there's
lines that I won't cross take my porn, you take
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my beer, but you ain't taking my fake bimbo offication boobs.
His poor wife has to put like child sensors on
his computer so he can't go to these rooms and
send pictures of his fake boobs to people.
Speaker 6 (54:38):
Oh man, And like I was at one point, I
was concerned because I said, they have like three children,
but then they're all grown.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
You.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Like, the thing is, why can't we just be normal
society people? And like, like, he's obviously his wife is
in like the Trump world, right, or at least was right.
So the problem is should get this one side of
things that has to have to act like everything sexual
is terrible? Right, Like, at the end of the day,
is this really that big of a deal putting on
fake Is it weird? Sure, it's fun to make fun of,
but at the end of the day. There's a lot
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weirder things going on in the world.
Speaker 4 (55:06):
It's just some.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Guy putting on fake balloon boobs and being turned on
by it. People are turned on by weird things. But
like when you're in these political parties and you have
to act like everything sexual is terrible. Then you go
to the other political party and they're like, hey, let's
whip our dogs out in front of the kids. Like,
there's no middle ground with you crazy people. There's no
just being normal. Can you people be normal? On one side,
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it's like sex is bad. On the other side, it's like, hey,
hobs out at the gay Pride Paraine. If you don't
like that, you're a bigot, Like you gotta give me
a middle ground here being normal. Most people are normal.
But you get these extremists on either side of this,
and what you end up with is you end up
with guys that put on giant fake boobs to pleasure
themselves on the internet because they're repressed because we act
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like sex is terrible. Then the other side things that
everyone should be having sex with them out of the
age because they're crazy too. I mean, it must be
nice to have that kind of cash to just roll
out to big booby bimbos on the internet. Yeah, it
makes you wonder all these politicians get all this cat?
Speaker 4 (56:05):
Yeah, wonder I wonder whether this politicians do get all
that cat. That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
It's interesting because my check's always short. Quite a bit
of money every every food for thought, just food for thought.
It's the Josh Show.
Speaker 1 (56:16):
This is the Joshennis Show on one. Who's six point
seven double LLZ Detroit Wheels.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Welcome to Paradise, Detroit's Wheels Josh Ennis Show. You see
the story about this chick fil a in Florida that
fired all like eight employees because they posted a TikTok
video of them like bouncing their boobs for real. Look
it up.
Speaker 4 (56:40):
Look this up.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
I'll let you watch this so you can kind of
build your thoughts on this. So I'm gonna play some
rock and roll music here. I just saw this while
you were doing that, so I wanted to make sure
it was a real story, and I think it is.
I don't want to be, you know, hoodwinked, like I'm
Doug Podell or something here, so I want to make
sure that I'm not reading fake news here. But I'm
fairly certain that these people, and so they got fired
(57:03):
for this.
Speaker 4 (57:04):
All right.
Speaker 2 (57:05):
Now, look here's how this goes. Some of these ladies
look like they can really bounce those boobies around. Well
they are. And here's the thing, I'm fine with this.
Speaker 4 (57:17):
Was this a request from the gnomes.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Yes, that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 4 (57:22):
Is what I really need, what I really really need
is just to see the Chick fil A employees bounce
those big, those.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
Big, delicious boobies.
Speaker 4 (57:31):
Why he's got that voice.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
Now Brian has entered the chat, and uh and he says,
I like it that.
Speaker 4 (57:38):
It looks good to me. They're closed on Sundays, so
they're perfect.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
Like, I don't know, Like, I'm fine with Chick fil
A firing these people only because this is chick fil A,
all right, And I understand they've got some bad stigmas
about Chick fil A. It ain't stopping anybody from going
to Chick fil A. We all like Chick fil A.
This is the kind of stuff that's usually reserved for
like a burger king, And this happened in a burger king.
Speaker 4 (58:00):
I'd be like that.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
Tracks they were doing viral TikTok videos of our boobs bouncing.
This is the Lord's Chicken. And while I'm not a
religious person, I'm not a religious person. I saund like
Jade n Ivey.
Speaker 10 (58:12):
I was a formicator, I was a pornography add it
and and I used to get John.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
And while I'm not like a super religious person, I
don't need this phil flor and flor and floor and
filth happening at Chick fil A.
Speaker 4 (58:26):
Leave that.
Speaker 2 (58:27):
Leave that for rallies. If you want to do knockers
bouncing videos at rallies, do knockers bouncing videos at rallies.
Speaker 4 (58:34):
It would fit.
Speaker 6 (58:34):
That would fit their whole appeal too, because they always
have the hot chicks. You know, rally always has the
hot yeah coming in.
Speaker 2 (58:39):
So you want to do that, you do that. This
is Chick fil A. They're closed on Sunday. They're kind
of iffy with the gaze. They're not here to see
your boobies bouncing on TikTok ladies. I'm sorry what I
think though with this video. I think this is like
a perview manager that filmed all these or yeah, oh
is it? I think But they're all participating in it though, Well, yeah,
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you know what I would do if I was trying
to get a bunch of ladies to bounce their bosoms
for me on camera. I would go first. We'll say, hey,
we're going viral, guys. It's funny. It's for a goof.
I got this great idea because you know chicken, most
people eat the chicken breast. So we got some big
juicy breasts here for sale, and we got some big
(59:22):
juicy breasts on display. Well, it would have been weirder
had he been like, hey, I want to see the
tender loins. That would be a little different. It's a
different cut. All right, it's the Josh Ennis Show. So
here's a story for you.
Speaker 4 (59:35):
James.
Speaker 2 (59:36):
What are you watching over there? Just are you watching
some Disney Channel stuff over there? It's like I felt
like Bewitched. That was my comedy that I'm putting into
the video. We're posting a little bit later today about
live broadcast, and I forgot the volume was up. So
let me share with you a story about a reply all. Yes, yeah,
because we have a we have a little email chain
(59:56):
going on about the birthdays. Yeah, that'sot and that's and
then somebody can over it. Mojo has to be the
guy that replies all to something that does not require
apply all. But whatever, maybe I'll go talk to them
next hour and see if I can bitch about that.
Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
So I'm not going to say any names or any specifics.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
But there was a radio station that they wanted me
to be on in another city, and I was told
I was going to be on the stage, not to
relocate or anything, but to work from here like I
do in Seattle. Yeah, and I was going to be
on there. And it had been a couple of months
and I hadn't heard anything. And then an email comes through,
and the email says, the new lineup of this station
and me and this other person who I think were
(01:00:36):
supposed to be in it are not in it anymore.
And we were just told that we were going to
do weekends, which is fine. It's not the end of
the world for me. I'm fine with it.
Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Well, they send this email, and the person that was
also told they weren't going to be doing this full
time sends an email and a reply all, which was
an awkward reply all. But this person says that she
was upset by this situation, okay, and had been doing
all this work this whole time and was unaware that
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she was going to be booted from this and I
am declining the opportunity to do this and whatever. And
I'm like, did you say it that politely or is
it like a strongly worded email your well, I mean
it's well, look, I says sorry, I was a little upset,
had no warning having done this, didn't know it was
temporary when I signed on. But I politely declined the weekends.
(01:01:33):
And I'm like, I don't know that you meant to
send this to reply all, like I don't need to
know this. And to me, it's like, are you trying
to show up the people who made this decision, like
trying to tet tell on them? Like what are you
trying to do? Exactly? You're like, look, if I could
give advice in this scenario, I feel like, you know,
you catch more flies with honey. Yeah, as they say, so,
(01:01:55):
I being me, being a little Eddie Haskell here, I
reply just to the boss and I go, look, I
appreciate the opportunity. The thoughts and opinions of that person
do not reflect directly upon josh Enna. Look, I'm just
gonna reply just to you here, like, yes, I was
in the same boat. I thought I was gonna be
(01:02:16):
making a few extra bucks to do that the station
full time. I'm not now, but it's fine. I'll live
because she actually set the template here of what not
to do. I read this email and it's like, look,
I politely declined this because I was not told and
I literally hi appreciate the opportunity exclamation point looking forward
to it, and I'm glad you found someone local to
(01:02:39):
do the shift. If you need anything else, let me know.
Exclamation point. I'm like, I'm not gonna do what that
person did, child, Now I do. That's the key in life.
You get more flies. Well, I guess jash, shit, this man,
what a great guy. What a minch? So that guy
is a minch.
Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
To keep him in mind if any other opportunities arise.
Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
So I don't know if this person purposely sent this
email to reply all, because if so, it was clearly
trying to like show up the people that made this decision.
Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
Sometimes I feel like the email, like the emails here,
I feel like if you click reply, it automatically replies all.
Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Yeah, and you can't unreply all. Once it's out in
the world. It's oh yeah, well you can't pull that
those emails back to the way you meant to reply
all to that, but whatever.
Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
She wanted everybody to know her thoughts when you give
everybody a piece of her mind.
Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
And she did and me, I just replied to one person, person,
the most important, and I'm like, love you. I am glad.
I am so blessed to be here hashtag blast day.
Isn't it great how I didn't reply all and let
you guys up and make fun of this stuff and
complain about all the work you made me do. Exactly, Yes,
but I am still here for your weekend shift.
Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
I'm here. I have no pride.
Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
This lady has considerably more pride than I do. And men, Hubris,
she's got pride in Hubris me. I'll do whatever you
want me to do. I've been fired three times. This
girl clearly hasn't here for whatever you need because in
her world, I guess things are just all hunky dory.
But I've been fired a handful of times. So I'll
do ten weekend shifts if you need me to just
(01:04:09):
let me know, hell even eleven. Do you need me
to wash your feet? Whatever you need me to do
for you, pick up your drug cleaning. Let I'll get
to that town today to pick up your drug cleaning
sounds like you're trying to get an intern job.
Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
Basically, First, it's The.
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Josh Ennis Show on one O six point seven Double
l Z.
Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
De Troy Wheels, six Boy seven, Chris Wheels. That is
Tom Petty and Free Fallen. It is Josh and James
The Josh Ennis Show. Greetings. Today is a huge day.
It is because Love on the Spectrum is back. Oh
that's right, you're into some of those crappy reality shows.
I'm into very few crappy reality shows. Wait wait, wait,
wait wait, how dare you call Love on the Spectrum
(01:04:50):
a crappy reality show? I watch it.
Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
I watched crappy reality TV as.
Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Well, but this is different, Like this isn't like The
Biggest Loser or something that I watched it because this
story about to bistic people on the spectrum, and these
people are on the spectrum and they're trying to find love.
This crappy reality show it's not though, it really is.
It's just dating. It's like it's like a dating gage show.
You go ahead and tell David and Abbey that their
story is crap. I will know you won't if you
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followed David and Abbey on social media, and you followed
them from the beginning of their courtship to now. There's
no way you could call that crappy. David and Abbey
have such a wonderful relationship. Well, if they're on the spectrum,
they'll probably take a one look at me and they'll
know that I think their stories crappy. Ok, they can
read my facial expressions. I don't think that autistic means
what you think it means. They're not telepathic. No, they're autistic.
(01:05:39):
They have issues with social cues. No, some do. Yes,
that's kind of one of the big things on the spectrum.
But the way you made it sounds like they could
read your mind. They're autistic. No, I'm making a joke
that they're gonna see my expression.
Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Continue, tell me more about this Love on the Spectrum.
It's a great show you and you should watch. It's
got multiple seasons of the American version. The Australian version
is eight too. But it's great. Like, I think you're
associating this like I'm watching like Love Island or something. No,
I'm associating this. I'm associating like when I watch Ninety
Day Fiance. It's nothing like ninety day Fields. It's a
love story. Yes, there's nothing like that. No, this actually
(01:06:14):
teaches us stuff and shows us things about acceptance and stuff.
That's what love on the spectrum does. Ninety day Fiance
doesn't show anybody anything as it does. It's nothing like
it tells you a true love story about people who
met online and there's a huge ocean between them and
they still found love. Those people are losers. These are
people on the spectrum and it's hard for them to
find love. And then they find love with other people
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on the autism spectrum, and sometimes they don't. Sometimes it
doesn't work out.
Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
We'll get this.
Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Some of the people that have met their lover in
a foreign country have trouble finding love as well, just
like your spectrum people.
Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
Look, you should watch it. I mean in an offensive way.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
You can watch like like five seasons of this stuff.
Anybody who does text right now, text do work, Josh
and your message to five one eight eight one. David
and Abbey A great a Maria, I can love story.
It's beautiful time. But here is three doors down Motley Crue.
That is home, Sweet Home. Home Sweet Home is where
the tigers are going to be on Friday for the
(01:07:11):
home opener. It's gonna be a home sweet home opener.
You know, im a dreamer, but my heart's cold. I
couldn't think of anything creative to change the words too.
I just started saying the actual songs like that has
nothing to do with our team. But uh no, But
we're gonna be at Harry's Bar and Grill next to LCA.
It's going to be a rousing good time. We're going
(01:07:33):
to be there doing the show on Friday morning, rousing.
It's going to be no, just a rousing good time.
Like man, well, it depends. It's gonna be at Harry's.
There's a bunch of dudes that are aroused well to
my kind of party. But is Christin Homes's husband going
to be there? And will he be sporting his fake knockers?
Let's invite him? We should like, Hey, a guest of honor.
We accept your Maybe you could play a game again,
(01:07:54):
whoever you like? Pin the tail on the donkey, but
you gotta to pop his hiss the predative boobs put
like you win in the other one. You just have
a picture of like a middle finger. Yeah, you don't win.
I'm in Well, what we could do is just make
a Christinome's husband like like a pinata type. Yes, I'm
to put his head in the fake boobs on the wall.
We just have people throw darts at it and as
(01:08:15):
you hit it, you win a Josh Jenny Show.
Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
I Love You LLZ T shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
We're topical or nothing if not relevant and topical.
Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
On this radio show.
Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Hey, you can send us some text messages if you like,
just to make sure the text message works. Speaking of
being relevant and topical, you can send us a text
message to five one eight eight one. Text the word
Josh and your message to five one eight eight one.
It would be greatly appreciated. You could, you know, say hey,
say what's up? You know, let us know you're there.
It'd be greatly appreciated. Let's know you're coming Opening day?
Speaker 10 (01:08:46):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Are you coming Opening Day?
Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
You're gonna come?
Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Hang you come score one of these WLLZ Tiger's T shirts.
Will you be there? Will you be eating burgers and
smash smash burgers and hot dogs or a smash dog, Well,
that'd be that'd be It's called blooney is actually what
that's called bony. Probably if you fry the bolooney it's base,
it's smashed. I probably have at some point. My grandma
(01:09:09):
used to tear up baloney and like everything about blooney's vile.
It's to me blooney is one of the most disgusting
things on the planet.
Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
But you eat hot dogs. It's just a smaller tube
form of balooney. Correct, No, no, it's not. It's not.
Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Only one person will know the answer to this. Oh, Gypsy,
and I'm going to ask Gypsy about this. Gypsy will
know the answer. Hold on a second, hey, Gypsy, Gypsy, crap.
Maybe if i'd be quiet, he'll leave me alone. Maybe
he doesn't have his volume up.
Speaker 15 (01:09:48):
Ma'am, Jessy, you're loud and clear away on my watch,
what's on your mind?
Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
So thank you? Gypsy.
Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Is blooney the same thing as a hot dog?
Speaker 15 (01:10:02):
They're definitely close cousins. Both boloney and hot dogs are
typically made from finely grown meat, often a mix of beef, pork,
or chicken, and seasoned with similar spices. Boloney is just
a larger sliced version, while a hot dog is shaped
into a link.
Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
So the same family, just different outfits.
Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
It's all the same lips and buttholes, just in a
different shape. Well, that's definitely the classic joke, right, I'll
tell you.
Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Here you like it or not.
Speaker 15 (01:10:38):
This is the Josh in his show one six point
seven w LZ Detroit Wheels.
Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
That is blur. I was just reading a headline that reads,
is super Mario two okay for little kids a parent's guide. Well,
if you want to hear stupid Chris Pratt being Mario,
then I guess it's fine for your kids. Did you
read why he says he doesn't do the fake Italian accent. Well,
he's probably gonna get canceled if he does.
Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
Well, he said, because he grew up in Brooklyn. I
think he said he.
Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
Unless I misread this, maybe it's any I story, but
he did not do that accent because he's already a
guy from Brooklyn. So why would I do a fake
accent when I'm already a guy from Brooklyn.
Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Yeah, screw off, stupid. That's I'm not saying it made
any sense, and I'm not saying it was a great excuse.
Why would you ever do it? He was saying, why
would you ever change your voice or do anything for
any kind of character? What if the guy and guardians
of the Galaxy was from Brooklyn? Would you just just
dressed like you dressed from Brooklyn and not Guardians of
the Galaxy.
Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Man, Yeah, he's got he's got the U S base lord.
I don't even know what anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
If it was just fine the star lord with that mask,
So he just dressed like a typical Brooklyn scuzzball instead
of like the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
Way like a Yankee shirt and sweatpant.
Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Yeah, why is your dressed like that? You're from Brooklyn? Well,
if he was from Brooklyn, But some of that thin
crust pizza stains on your eyes, on your shirt is
what this is. You're supposed to talk like stereotypical Italian guy.
That's who Mario is. I hate when these people change
and establish character. It's stupid. So did this story actually
call it Mario two? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
I think it's Super Mario Galaxy.
Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
And it just says it says super Mario two in
quotes okay, so and it says under movies, so is
super Mario Galaxy? That says galaxy?
Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
For little kids parents want to I would imagine it is.
Speaker 6 (01:12:30):
Well, I mean, there is that scene where Yoshi eats
one of the goombas and then poops out the egg.
And then the egg has the glasses that the goomba
was wearing. So maybe you know there could be some
violence in there. I say, you know the Superman Brothers,
do you throw fireballs? The only person who can really
tell us if this is okay for the children is
Jade Nivy. He's like the new He's like Jaye Nivy
is actually the new ratings board. Everything has to be
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sanctioned and funneled through Jada and I.
Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
But you have to go like a console of Jada Navy.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
He found God. So since Jaye Nivy found God, he
wants you to know that he's better than you.
Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
I was a pornography addict and I used to get
John and.
Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Now he'll tell you if Super Mario Galaxy is okay
for your child, that's great, that's great man.
Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
But what do you think about the Mario movie? Can
I take my kids to see it?
Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Look, I like I used to like porn and I
used to formicate. He wouldn't like it.
Speaker 13 (01:13:19):
You know why?
Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
Why is Toad?
Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Toad is a character in the Mario universe that is
very ambiguous. He is not gonna like it because he's
going to think that Toad might be a trans person.
Aren't all those characters kind of ambiguous outside of Mario
Luigi and the Princess? Like what is uh like?
Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Yoshi Yoshi, Yoshi Yoshi? I he was a boy?
Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
I think that's an assumption.
Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
Want to men?
Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Egg?
Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
It lays an egg? So maybe not.
Speaker 12 (01:13:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Now my man's all sorts of rattled.
Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
He shunk.
Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Now he doesn't know what to do. He's just rattled
to his porn. All right, it's the jad Hunis Show,
It's Pink Floyd well a six point seven eat, Troy's Wheels,
Josh and his Show. Josh and James about to head
out of here. But don't forget that Tomorrow is Thursday,
which means it is the day before Friday, which means we're.
Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
Like, it's opening day, Opening Day. Eve is what I was.
Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Getting at there also, because I had forgotten what day
of the week it was until I was in the
middle of saying it, so I thought we were there tomorrow.
We are not because tomorrow is not opening Day. Friday
is Opening Day, and we will be a very smart
grill next to LCA, and it's going to be electric.
It's gonna be a great time. We'll have the josh
Inna Show, wllz Tiger's T shirts. That'll be nice and
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no cover. Two floors, six bars, outdoor, heated, ten outdoor
grill featuring baseball fan favorites. Although now you go to
baseball games and I don't even know what are considered
fan favorites anymore. Like it used to be hot dogs,
pretzels and stuff. Now you go and it's like, hey,
I'll get the sushi, Like it is a wild this
is weird, Like I have ballpark sushi, but it's usually
pretty good. Like I just feel like you shouldn't go
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to a ball game and eat sushi.
Speaker 6 (01:14:59):
Yeah, sitting out in the sun in the stands of
a baseball game, and it's not chop sushi.
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
It's it's like anything like that, Like I don't want
fancy things, like take me back to a simpler time
when it was popcorn, hot dogs, pretzels, the kind of
stuff they give you free when you buy an all
inclusive ticket, which is really just you know, free snacks basically,
Like I mean, go to the if you want to
go to a ball game, go to a ball game.
But like like, deal with the food that's there. Like
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in Houston they sell a twenty five dollars margarita. Wow,
and there are lines around the building for this thing
in Houston. I'm like, what do they think is like
that one drinks can get them hammered for the whole game?
And look, if you get hammered on one margarita, you're
a child. A twenty five dollars margarita. I'm assuming it's
fairly big. Is it like serving the baseball back glass?
It's a big margarita. But again, you're a child if
you get drunk off of one margarita. And I don't
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care how strong it is or how large it is.
I mean all that's in it. Like, it's not like
they're super Duperor more alcohol in it because it's huge.
It's just more of the junk that's in it. Like,
do you think they're gonna like quadruple the alcohol.
Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
Just conte a buck? I'm figuring out. I'm figuring I'm
getting twenty five dollars worth of the booze.
Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
I have to look into that a little bit more,
but I doubt it. I doubt you're getting a ton
more booze. Although people swear by this thing at the ballpark.
But then like, but then again, if you spend twenty
five bucks on beers at a ball game, you might
get two twenty four ounce beers or something depending on
them where you are, which is four beers. And again,
if you get drunk on four beers, you're also a child.
So what I'm saying is drink like an adult. So
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drink like saying, drink like an alcoholic. No, drink like
somebody with a drinking problem. Drink like Tiger Woods. Putting
four twenty five four big beers like that, Now I'm
gonna get you hammered. No, if it were for twenty
five ounce beers. Yes, what I'm saying is two twenty
five ounce beers is basically just too regular. I'd judge
everything on the twelve ounce scale. Can so I'd be
like four cans a beer, it's not even a six pack.
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I'm not getting out of bed for a six pack.
Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
So oh, usually if I'm tying one on four beers,
that's not tying one on It gets me there, that's
that's not time. Well, it gets it gets me where
I need to be. When you live in a home
with two young children and still need to be able
to function at some some way, shape or for long.
But yours also combines with reefer cigarettes. So does that
like add to the experience? You know, so you're cheating
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if it was just straight up beer. I choose to
believe that you could not get there with just four
beers because I choose to believe I'm sitting across from
an adult man. Yes, that's what I choose to believe.
But maybe I was mistaken. But anyway, it's time for
us to go. Laura, she's actually she's got a six pack.
There's two open rings on it, so she's already gotten
going today. She's excited, she's pre gaming for opening day. Wow, Bob,
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all right, Laura's up next. We'll see him. Joshin is
one of six point seven WLV Detroit's wheels