You’re NOT My Real Dad, Just My Favorite TV Dad

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Goo Ullz Detroit one oh six point seven, Detroit's wheels
and ionic radio station.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Guaranteed human All right, welcome in six oh five. Josh
in a show Josh and James this morning. Hello James,
what's shake it? How much? Man? That's private? Yes it
is rock on. He'll do sports here in a few minutes, says.
The Pistons have a must win game tonight in Cleveland,

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where the heart of rock and roll is still beaten,
and maybe the heart of the Pistons will continue to
beat to force a Game seven, which would be back
here at LCA in front of a bunch of people
who will not wear the T shirts they put in
the chairs, and the internet will bitch about it. Pretty
sweet shirts, How do wear mine? So we'll see if
it comes down to that. With game six tonight, Lions

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schedule is out. I know this because someone printed I know,
left it in here.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I'd say somebody's very excited with the Lions schedule if
they have one in everybody's seat, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh, it's like a big deal.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Like it's not like they're officially handed out schedules from
the Lions either. Somebody took the time to waste the
company Toner. Yeah, to print out a thousand copies of
it and just dispersed it.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, Big Dog blast is really into the Lion's schedule,
I guess so, So we'll talk about that in sports
as well. Let's have a good win today, kiddos. Let's
get going, let's get some energy, Let's get some phone calls.
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Speaker 1 (02:07):
I drank it, Yeah, yeah, John, the Josh Innis Show.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Sports alright, Ay, So we have got the Pistons tonight,
d troed basketball big game tonight obviously, and it goes
without saying yeah really is if you lose, there is
no tomorrow, Stallion, there is no tomorrow. De Troy basketball

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game is at seven o'clock tonight on Prime Video. Oh Prime, okay,
Prime Video, thank you saying to me about twenty minutes
of flippings. Are different apps to try to find the
stupid game. Because I did see yesterday. We didn't really
talk about it the lobby. Yesterday we saw that the
the channel twenty yeah will be getting the games next year.
So if you have your your cable or you need

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to get your rabbit ears it, you can get into
watch the Pistons. Absolutely, just not now, so you have
to go to Amazon Prime to watch the playoff games.
That's great. Playoff games would be on Amazon Prime next
year anyway. So that's just regular season we're talking about here.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Maybe the owner will do some work, some more magic,
we'll get playoff games available to maybe.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I find that hard to believe. That mights to be
all about the fans. Yeah, that might start impacting his
bottom line a little bit, though, is the problem. I
think you'd run into there, But who knows. I don't
know the answer actually, there's two basketball games tonight, So
if you want to make some parlays or something, you
have got the Spurs and the Timberwolves. That's also a
three games to two series. Obviously, it's Detroit versus Eurybody tonight,

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because if you ask the people on the internet, you
ask anybody, the world is against the Pistons. So it's
gonna be Cleveland against Detroit. It's gonna be the NBA
against De Troy, it's gonna be the Rats against Detroit.
It's gonna be everybody against Detroit. But if that's the case,
that you know what that means. That's exactly what it means,
adri In because if every like that's the thing I

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like to tell people who believe the whole world is
against their team that if that's the case, you can't win.
Why even watch? It's a foregone conclusion. If the refs
are out to gainst you, you can't win. If the
league doesn't want you to win, you can't play. If
the whole city of Cleveland's against you, you can't wait.
What about Dan Gilbert? You can't wait? They're all against you? Wow,
then you can't win? And why haven't watch the game?
Just us go watch some reruns of Laguna Beach or something.

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There's the world's against you. But that's tonight. The Tigers
lost yesterday. They suck. They literally this isn't even judgmental.
That's just a fact. You can't win. They cannot with that.
That's something that they've really hit a they've hit a
bit of a rough patch, a sticky wicket. You can't win.

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But it was got so bad that AJ Hinch got
thrown out of the game yesterday. Oh really, you got
you got tossed, set him out. You probably just got
sick of watching it. Really, He's like, let's I don't
even want to be here, so just throwing the maybe
I'll get my guys going.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Is that would like to sign that the divisions are
so bad because all I see now on my algorithm
is managers of baseball teams getting in arguments with umps
and then getting taught.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Well, I think AJ Hench is just bored man. Right now,
there's six games under five hundred, but the division is
so bad. They're only four and a half out of first.
They are seven and nineteen on the road. Don't see
how many teams have fewer wins on the road than
they do.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Let's see, you feel like MLB. They're trying to make
the game more exciting by.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Having more umpire manager player argument. Well, the thing is,
you can't argue anymore. The second you argue at the umpire,
you get tossed. It used to be back in the day,
you had very exciting umpire. The manager came with a
kicking dirt on the shoes of each other, and they
get their money's worth. Now they don't even get their
money's worth the second usual. Hey, those a bad call,

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They throw you out and it's a waste of everybody's time.
Let's see, they have seven road wins to the Tigers.
Teams that have fewer road wins Toronto, the Kansas City Royals.
That would be it. The teams with the fewest road
wins the Kansas City Royals, Toronto and the Tigers sit

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at seven seven to nineteen and they've lost eight of
their last ten. Will things get better? Well, hey, we hope.
So here's the good news. They take on Toronto, one
of those teams that has fewer road wins than they do,
and that's at home, thus making that a road game
for Toronto. So maybe there's a chance to get something done.
So they're having a rough start this season. They were

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playoff contenders last year. Well, well they stink on the road, certainly.
I just enjoy this. Here's the last handful of games
lost lost lost lost loss win lost lost loss. That
is for the Tigers. We're talking about here Toronto. Now
here's what's funny though. Toronto's got the same record basically
as the Tigers. If Toronto played in their crappy division,

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they'd be, you know, four games out of first. But
instead they're chasing Tampa and the Yankees. So they are
nine and a half games out, nine and a half
games out of first. They are if they were down
in our division, you know where they'd be, they'd be
four out. But you know whatever, all right, So here's
what we got today. We have got your opportunity to
score one thousand dollars that is coming up just after
nine o'clock Motley Crue tickets at nine to twenty five.

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We have got a lot too. Did you know that
Kim is in trouble again? Come on, emms, Kim, M
and m's is there any other she just got? She
just got in trouble. But she's in trouble again and
we've got drama at the Somerset Collection. So yeah, the
rich people do. I know. That's exciting. So we have
a ton to get into and we've got the Lions scheduled.

(07:47):
Do you want to do win loss, win loss on
this thing like a bunch of jimokes. Let's do sports
radio jimokery where we look at the schedule four months
five months before the season happens and pick which games
are gonna win and lose. They're gonna win them all. Yeah, well,
bit's over all the Josh one six seven.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
All right.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
So one of our favorite topics of discussion on this
show is Britney Spears. Yes, and Britney Spears is back
at it again. Fruitcake. That girl she is a little
wild and there was a stretch where it was really hot,
like I was saying to it, and I would watch
all the videos and she'd twirl the knives through the

(08:32):
spins and she'd have a really tanned body and tan
lines and was into it.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Gave you an idea for a nuvabachi joint where you
just have hot chicks like in bikinis, serving up the
food z doing the two Chu train onion. You know
that'd be great speaking if your baci.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Random thought, but I saw a friend of mine have
a birthday party in Saint Louis and there's a bachi
that comes to you for your birthday partly so like
it's in her backyard and there's a guy throwing shrimp
into her mouth in her backyard. Wow, it's like adult
chuck each Your French rich well more than name, okay,
or they're just smarter with their money than a that

(09:08):
could be it too, but yeah, anyway, Meanwhile, back to
Britney Spears. So here's the story about Brittany today. A
representative of Britney Spears disputes for import that the singer
caused a disturbance during a dinner outing at Sherman Oaks
restaurant this week. Now, what did Brittany do? Allegedly, she

(09:31):
was dining at Blue Dog Tavern and was seen yelling,
barking and holding a knife. Come on, mark a dog army.
That's tradition at Blue Dog.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
You got a bark, right, so your hamburger out, you
got a bark when they put it on the table.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Sounds like something they should do. That'd be a fun
thing if I was the owner. That's what they would do.
It's more fun than having to ride that saw horse
over at Texas Roadhouse for your birthday. A little less
degrading too, Come on, mark a dog army. Now, Britney's
people have said that is not how this went. She's
not crazy. Yeah, be blown out of proportion. She was

(10:07):
simply cutting her food while telling a story about her dog.
She was very animated. Quote she was cutting her food
while animatedly telling a story about her dog.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
I think what this is. She just got out of
the hibachi class. She learned a new move and she
was showing it off to all of her friends at
the Blue Dog.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
And people have just took that as a crazy act.
And see it's unfair. She's getting a poor treatment for
previous experiences. See people think she's always crazy because she
was crazy at one point. It's like Michael Jackson, if
they think you're a diddler once you do crazy things
like say you share your bed with a kid, and
then people although they just assume you're a diddler. It's

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like Brittany. You know, you watch some of her older videos,
you think she's nuts. Maybe she was just telling the
story animatedly about her dog and barking like a dog.
So maybe that's that.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Hopefully the barking didn't come after she like slammed the
knife and the hamburger, because I feel like that's a
bad ending of the story.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Could be so, but her people are disputing all of this,
so maybe she didn't do it, or maybe she did it,
but it wasn't as crazy as people think, kind of
like you know, when Michael Jackson held blanket over the balcony,
it's the name of the kid. I think that they
have been blanket over which one it was blanket or
one of them, But when he held the baby over
the fence, you think it's crazy, But that's just what

(11:30):
they do.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
He was just giving the people what they want. And
that's what Brittany's doing. Yes, you know you want a
Britney show with Hibachi. Well, she's working on the concept.
She's working out some of the kinks, you know, like
when a comedian goes out, you know and he does
the improv and he's working out a new material.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Britney's working out her new Hibachi route. Well, it's also
a situation where to your point about a comedian, comedians
have like their bits that they have to always bring
back in every stand up rightly. So like you go
see you know, the the gentleman with the no sleeves,
Larry the cable guy, he goes get her done. Oh well,
like you obviously have to do that. Or Bill Ingvall's
got to say, here's sign or you might be a

(12:05):
redneck like you gotta do the bits that people come
there for. And Britney's bit is knife stuff. Yes, so
she has to give the people what they want. Barking
like a dog and knife stuff. It sounds like it
could be pretty hot. You've seen it basically. I mean
she does it on the internet at least once a week,
maybe without the barking, but yeah, bark like a dog, baby,

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bark like a dog, Bark like a dog.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Me.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
I do miss the days that I was super turned
on by those Brittany videos though, because I was, like,
I was super into them.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
You're like, I've never really been into a knife play
but for some reason finding it highly erotic.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
But when you're crazy ass does it. I'm into it?
Stab me please and I do it well? You sing toxic? Yes?
Sing sometimes? Do it? Do it? Sing? Lacking for me?
Do it anyway. So that's the latest with Brittany. She's uh,
she's still proving all those people so right that wanted
her to get out of that conservatorship. Yeah, she does

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it on a daily basis. She's fine. She can do
it on her own. Oki doki okie do hey, she's
caught your own hamburger. At least that's true. She's an
adult now, see Maddy Kenny, well you caught my hamburger, farmie.
Let see, she didn't have to do that anymore. She's
out of that conservator ship. That's the key saying, no, bitch,
we're divorced. She's independent. Now get your own murders. Three

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doors down. This is kryptonite. We are at Detroit's wheeled
Queu six point seven Detroits Wheels. Josh innis show. I
am Josh, he is James. We are glad that you
guys are bonding with us today. Now on Sunday, it
would have been Bob Saggett's birthday. Bob when he died.
It was wild because I was in Nashville and we

(13:53):
found out that he died one morning. I was on
the air, and my duf is that I hosted the
show with who's such a wonderful guy, but he's like
a doof He's just kind of like a goofy, kind
of dufist Tennessee guy. Okay, and he's like, yeah, that's
my buddy, Bob Saggant. I'm like, Bob Saggett's not your friend.
He goes, yeah, I interviewed him once and you know,
talked to him once, were buzz. He would not have

(14:13):
known who you are. If you get up to Heaven
and meet Bob Saggot one day, like you're all walking
around Heaven, Hey, Reggie, Hey made Tim? What's going? He
wouldn't know who you are. If you walked up to
Bob Sage like, hey Bob, it's me Tim, Like, I
don't know who you are. I don't you met me
in Nashville. I don't remember you. Trying to say Rudis
baber Beefcake won't remember me. He will not unless you

(14:35):
gave him money. He gave me a haircut once, and
I interviewed him at MotorCity Comic Con. So I've had
multiple interactors with that man. And maybe I'm just bitter
because I've met Night Ranger, my favorite band ever eleven
times and they never remember me, And I'm like, you're
a night ranger. I'm not meeting Mick Jagger here, I'm
meeting Jack Blade. You think you finally remember me unless
need to work on leaving more of a lancing impression.

(14:58):
I guess. So I met him one time and like
I just had the dumbest radio conversation. I'm like, hey,
this is you guys might find this interesting. So at
my station in Nashville, our number one testing song, damn
Yankees high enough? How about that? And they're like, great,
it's good to now testing by that, that means for
those who are uninitiated, they go through this whole process

(15:19):
of playing like a billion songs for a panel of
people and they rate it with a score, and the
scores judge basically what songs get played on the radio.
Because nobody actually makes decisions for themselves, they have to
look at data because the data is important. It can't
just be like, you know what, I feel like this
song is a hit and I'm gonna play it, especially
because it was a hit and it's been a hit
for forty years. But I'm not gonna play it now because

(15:40):
it doesn't test well. We have to put it in
the hands of the people who are gonna tell us
their opinion in exchange for the opportunity to win a
fifty dollars Applebee's gift card. It's the same way people
decide to eat foods that could poison them because you know,
they get paid fifty dollars to see like, oh, I
got a ratch now from Bryan this brownie. It's the
same kind of concept up for picking classical ericy. What

(16:01):
are you doing in here? Yeah, so it's the exact
same concept, Yes, it is. So when they start to
eat the pig and together we burn, we burn, we burn.
But what happens is that's how we determine what songs
play on a radio station, basically, as a group of
a handful of people make the decision based on giving
a song a score of like five, four, three, two whatever.

(16:22):
So our number one song somehow on this radio station,
not this one, but the one in Nashville, was damn
Yankees high enough. And I'm like, well, I'm gonna make
sure I'm gonna tell them that because that's a good
ice breaker for our conversation. So there's Jack Blades of
Night Ranger and Kelly of Night ranger who's the drummer
and sing sister Christian Okay, and I walk up and
I'm like, hey, fellows, what's going on? Hey? And I

(16:44):
was kind of hammered because that's how most of my
stories go. And I'm like, hey, Bud, Hey, you guys
want to hear some now some at my radio station Nashville.
Our number one testing song, Damn Yankees high Enough. And
it's great because Kelly's not even in Damn Yankees. He's
a night ranger. It was like cool and Jack's like, yeah, man,
that's great to hear. Who are you again, I'm like,
it's me, Josh. We've met eleven times since the first

(17:07):
time we met in Vinton, Louisiana Delta Down's Casino in
twenty ten. It's me your best friend. Remember we were buns.
Never remember remember the time we did that interview? Yeah,
and that other time we did that interview, and that
other time we did that interview. Rememberhen you played the
State Fair and I came out and we did that interview.
But now I've never never gotten to be remembered by them,
which makes me sound now. All that said, Bob Saggett's

(17:29):
birthday Sunday. This is something we're gonna get into in
a little bit. TV dads, Oh yeah, one of my
favorite discussions. Great now start thinking about this all time
greatest TV dads, Mount Rushmore, greatest TV dads. You know
what I'm talking about here, greatest TV dad Start thinking
about it. For Bob Saggot's to heavenly birthday, Rest in
power King. All right, coming up, we're gonna do Hackey

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Sports Radio and pick wins and losses for the Lions schedule.
I mean, if someone's gonna leave us a printed copy
of it, we're gonna pick winners and losers. Well, we're
gonna see how many games are gonna win and how
many they're gonna lose. We're gonna do that. We got
sports coming up. We got Kim back in the news
and guess he's committing crimes again already, m repetos. Oh
my goodness, we got that. And also we have got

(18:16):
wilding out. We got some bad things going on over
at the Summrset collection and a local sheriff caught with
some wacky Tobacci. Why this is a big deal, I
don't know, but we got that as well. So we
are locked and loaded. We're ready to go. It's the
Josh Ennis Show. Stay there.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
This is the Josh Nish Show on one Who's six
point seven double u LLZ Detroit, The Josh Innis Show Sports.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Alrighty, so you want to do some hacky sports radio stuff,
something you're gonna hear on every sports radio show today.
But we'll do it first because we'll be hackier than
all of them. And I tell you this is how
it plays out every time. So what happens is the
new NFL schedule comes out. Okay, then the people on
the show all get together and they say, we're gonna

(19:03):
pick the winners and losers. Oh, and then they say, hey,
Steve or Glenn or whoever the board op is, they say,
play the music, and then they play the Fox NFL
music whoo. And then they look at the schedule and
they pick each game about teams they know absolutely nothing
about because they're not playing another game for like five months.

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But they're gonna tell you who's gonna win and who's
gonna lose. So we're gonna beat them to it. We're
gonna do it first. Okay, all right, so this is
the Lion's schedule. Did you see the Lions schedule release video, No,
say video. Well, here's what happens is every team kind
of comes up with some wacky creative way to unveil
their schedule on a video game. No, not this time.

(19:47):
This was actually the most stripped down one ever. It
was like thirty seconds. Dan Campbell looks at the schedule,
tacks it to a corkboard, and it's like, we're going
to work. So obviously they have to make it seem
like they're locked in after that bad season last Year's
no hijings, no frills for the Lions. It's all business,
all business. So all right, let's see here. Let's motor

(20:08):
through this schedule. I say the game, You say win
or loss? All right? All right. They opened the season
at home against the New Orleans Saints. Win. I'm gonna
say win too. Okay, you gotta write yours down to
It's not we're not just as a team. We gotta
see where your schedule ends up too. At the Buffalo

(20:28):
Bills when oh, you're saying too, and oh, at home
for the Jets, let's see this win. I'm gonna say win, okay.
At the Carolina Panthers when we're gonna go lost. It's
a strange one, but I'm gonna go lost at the

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Arizona Cardinals. No, I hate Arizona. Win. There you go,
that's a good reason to do that. Then there's a
bye week when we'll call that a push home for
the green Bay Packers. Oh oh, fo Sday win. I'm

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gonna go loss Minnesota Vikings. I think they're going to
avenge those two losses to the crappy Vikings. Win. Yeah,
we're gonna win at the Miami Dolphins. Win, first winning
streak of the year. You take that, Damn Marino. Then
they go to Germany to take on the Patriots. This
stretch of games here is preposterous, by the way, where
it's the host green Bay host of Minnesota. They're at Miami,

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but then it's a Germany game. Then the next week
they're at home against Tampa. Four days later they're at
home for the Bears on Thanksgiving. Out. That is a
preposterous stretch of games. Let's see here. I'm going to
go lost Patriots. Okay, what do you think I'm saying
when I'm gonna go win Bucks, I'm gonna go win Bears.

(21:55):
I'm gonna go win Atlanta too. I'm gonna go in
against Tennessee at home. I'm gonna take an upset loss
at Minnesota. I'm assuming that'll be an upset. Maybe nine
will be back in business. I thought they'd get rid
of nine. Nothing. I gonna go back to college or something.
I don't know if that's how it works, Like you
know what, I made a mistake. Yeah, I'm sorry, I

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made a mistake. Then we've got the New York Giants
at home. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go loss. I
think they're gonna have a couple of ugly losses at
the end of the year. Then I'm gonna go at
Chicago loss, and I'm gonna go at Green Bay loss,
and the season ends with the coach getting whacked. Wow.
So let's see how this added up one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

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nine wins and eight losses. So they're gonna be nine
and four going into that that last stretch, and then
they're gonna lose four in a rows according to my schedule.
So nine and eight, no playoffs. Dan Campbell out, that
was my bold prediction. That's very bold. One of Jeers
end debby Oh undefeated this year. They can do it

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one of six point seven Detroit's wheels. Josh Innis show.
It is Josh and James today. We are glad you
are with us. You'll have a chance for one thousand
dollars just after nine o'clock today. All right, James, I'm
giving you the option. Okay, I have got the angry
man at the Somerset collection story, I've got a local
area sheriff with marijuana, or I have got Kim arrested again.

(23:31):
Oh wow, these are your options. The ball is in
your court, sir, you make the decision. I want to
hear about sheriff potheads. All right, I choose your own adventure.
Wearer is sheriff pothead? All right? Let's see here this
story I believe is an ann Arbor story. Let's see
here the.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Washington County sheriff taking to social media defending herself this
after a marijuana joint was found in her company assigned vehicle.
Oh sus Camilla Mary is live outside the Sheriff's office
to hash out to details tonight.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Oh good, one good, one room roope. See that's why
Terran's no longer on the news, because she doesn't have
that ability on the fly the roopster improvised the joke
and the battle of Rupe versus Tarran. Rupe is the
more clever of the two. All right, So anyway, so
this is a cop, if this is a sheriff with

(24:19):
the lady sheriff, it's a first of all, how many
ladies sheriffs are? They're ask that chat GPT how many
lady sheriffs are in this country? Probably not many. But
I'm a believer that ladies can do stuff now, And
that said, it's also good to know that ladies can
also be morons. I double the size of it, you
dumb person, like I've liked it ladies. I like stories
that confirm that ladies are also morons, because we always

(24:41):
hear dudes are so dumb and ladies are so smart. Well,
this lady's got pot in the car now. Pot is
not nearly as awful as it used to be. But
I assume that as a police officer, it's probably very bad.
Who's probably trying to catch people texting and driving that
they're probably you shouldn't be smoking pot.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Cigarettes would be hard to catch as this jackie drivers
if you yourself are distracted.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
So let's get some.

Speaker 7 (25:04):
Deeds yeah, I see what you did there.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Rupe hashed out the detail ladies getting jokes now, Rupe,
I get it. He's hash hash is a weak thing
like Tina Fae hack mash get interesting one. Okay, the
interesting one viewer, Rascal you But yeah, anyway, so Lady
sheriff had some Mary Horney the investigation.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
Actually this happened back in June of twenty twenty five.
Then an investigation was launched by an independent agency. So
let's talk about this wash out County Sheriff Alicia Dyer,
Lady Sheriff taking to Facebook to explain it all. The
joint was found in the front seat of a county
vehicle that was assigned to her. That investigation launched by

(25:47):
an outside agency from out of state, but the results
came back inconclusive, no proof that the joint actually belonged
to the sheriff.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
How would you know that? Like? What evidence is there?
Like a DNA test? I do body cam footage in
the car? Dash cam footage? Has I been sparked yet?
Actually the DNA and the papers if it's been if
it's a real.

Speaker 7 (26:09):
Do that's true, was driving the vehicle at the time,
and then goes on to say she doesn't smoke weed, and.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
If she does.

Speaker 7 (26:16):
If she did smoke weed, she says, it wouldn't be
a quote Jeter Brand weed roach cat.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
What is Jeter Brand the weed roach? What is that?
I'm going to assume it's a company Jeter. I'm not
sure Jeter Brand, straight from Lady Sheriff. Lady Sheriff says,
if I did smoke weed, I wouldn't smoke Jeter Brand weeed.
So it must be like a pret package because I know,
I've I've heard just Jeeter. I think it's just a
brand name. So it must be like a pre roll

(26:45):
doobie that comes in a plastic tube. I wonder if
they found the plastic tube, that's how they knew the name.
She says, not her weed pal. And what's what she
got against Jeter? Well, let me let me it has
nothing to do with the baseball player, all right. So
here's what I'm going to tell you. Ordinarily, I'd say,
you know what, who cares if she's out there smoking weed?
You know what, everybody smokes weeds. Some people need it

(27:06):
to level out. That's a stressful job, it is, so
maybe it wouldn't hurt to be chilling. You wouldn't judge
her if she was taking like prozac or something on
the job, and this is like prozac for some people.
I'd be very cool about this if not for the fact.
Did I have to pay one hundred and seventy five
dollars for holding my phone in the car and now
I have to take a four hour defensive driving class

(27:29):
Shelby Township. So I am against the cops and everybody
knows this. So bring her down, Okay, take her down.
I have been treated like a second class citizen. I
have no rights anymore. My rights have been stripped away
like I'm a diddler, and I'm telling you right now
I will never sign with the cops on these situations ever. Again.

(27:49):
Do I care that the cop is out there blazing
in the sheriff's vehicle? I really don't. But it's the principle.
It's the principle that these cops try to take my
ass down for holding the phone then have to cop
cars around me like I'm damn body and Clyde. I
just don't know what the shaff is. Deggler as against
an affused hand rolled dupe, So I'm against him. I'm

(28:10):
against these police officers. Look, I backed the Blue Grand scheme,
but now I find myself more on the side of people.
When a CoP's involved in something, I will give you
the benefit of the doubt. Lady Sheriff. Throw the book
at her, make her take a four hour class about
why you send smoke pot in the cop car, Lady cops,

(28:31):
because you try to ruin my life. I give her
one hundred and seventy five dollars, and now I started
to take a stupid class. So I will never be
on their side. Oh ever, when it comes to this
kind of stuff, punish them, Punish Lady sheriff, Lady Pot
and weed sheriff, Lady person. Maybe she's more into like
the Snoop Dogg brand. That could be. You know, I

(28:51):
don't know why this Jeter had to catch a stray light.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, I mean, if I was Jeter, I'd be looking
for some sort of legal repercussions, like.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Why don't you like I mean, really though, there's nothing legal,
And that is just a you know, it's a criticism,
it's a review.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Well maybe heard saying she would never get caught with
a Jeter brand pre roll. You know, it makes it
seem like they're a lesser quality probo I could have
hurt the sales at the local dispass.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
She's not like a a. I mean, anybody could say
that though it couldn't hurt them. Like if I came
out today and I was like, you know what, search
Jeter Brand whatever, your playerformers not the same as the sheriff.
What do you think someone hears the sheriff say that
they don't. Yeah, but you're's people that are like the
casual weed smokers, like, yeah, I've smoked Jeters. Oh the
sheriff doesn't. I can't smoke Geter brand anymore because what

(29:38):
if the sheriff catches me with a Jeter and maybe
she's more tough on me because of that, because she
doesn't like it. Maybe there's some sort of business issue
she has. I'm gonna go get me a loom Brand,
or i gonna go get me a you know, a
Moah brand. Maybe she's playing chess not checkers. Hear me out,
Maybe she's in cahoots with Jeter Brand. And if she here.
If people are listening to the news and a cop
says they don't smoke, and then all the other people

(29:59):
are like, if the cop doesn't like it. Then it's
gonna be great. This is cops are pigs. They're pigs.
And then now she's like, this is gonna spark the sales.
It's gonna spike. Yeah. They you're looking to see if
she's invested in this company. That's the key to keep
an eye on it. She's like, uh, she's like that,
Elizabeth Warren. She's like, insider trading. This is some insider
trading stuff that's going on on your Paul go Honess.

(30:21):
It's insider trading. Yeah. But anyway, so there you dog
yourself in a new deeper hole. So what we have
coming up here, We've got Kim was arrested again. We've
got the angry Man at the Summerset collection as well.
So and TV dads, get your text in right now.
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(30:44):
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Speaker 1 (30:57):
Josh on the show on one Who's six points have
any double llz?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Well? Six point seven Detroit's Wheels Sunday wouldn't be Bob
Saggin's birthday. He died four years ago, by the way,
twenty twenty two. Talking about TV dads, who is your
all time favorite TV dad? All right, let's see, let's
go to the phone, Hello Wheels. Yeah, about favorite dads
on TV? Yeah, what do you got Archie Bunker? See,

(31:25):
that's a classic because Archie Bunker wasn't like one of these,
you know, Pansy asked dads that at the end of it, it's
like giving you a hug and saying everything's going to
be all right. He's calling you a meathead, he's calling
you the little girly, and he's giving you what's on
his mind. That's right exactly. You got any others?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Yeah? Uh, mister Brady from the Brady Bunch, Now he.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Is the opposite of Archie Bunker. You like both ends
of the spectrum. We got Mike Brady and then we
have got Archie Bunker. You love them all. Yeah, So
thank you appreciate that, sir.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Play son, my god, it's your favorite. James Homer ja Simpson.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, sometimes you forget about the cartoons, you know, Peter Griffin,
if you're looking for cartoon dads in there. Yeah, I'm like,
he's good of a carcoond. No, is that as good
as Homer? Ye? Ma, Comber has a little bit more responsibility. Yeah,
I'm looking at some of the texts coming in. Let's
see here Michael Gross as Stephen Keaton. That of course

(32:30):
is the dad from Family Ties. Also, that is the
guy who was in the defensive driving video I had
to watch when I got a ticket in high school,
I had to watch a four hour video at a
class had to go to a building and watch a
video about how to safely cross railroads, as hosted by
Michael Gross from Family Ties, better known as Stephen Keaton

(32:55):
and his hot ass now lesbian wife Meredith Faxter at
last and I bet we've been together for a million years.
We be to get there, boy, you're gonna get me
on a TV show theme song, wormhole here go. Look.
If we're stuck and I can't get out of it,

(33:16):
it's a problem that I have. I'm broken.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Before.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
What would we do without us? What would we do?
I think my favorite and I like Stephen Keaton. He's fine.
They were like the hippies and their son was the
young Republican Alex P.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Keaton.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Then it's funny, it all kind of flipped on its head.
So now Mallory, who is Jason Bateman's sister Justine. He's
like hardcore, let you know, one way politically, and she's
in real life totally opposite. It's a whole thing, you know.
Of course, though, there is the dad from Growing Pains.
Would that be Mike Seaver.

Speaker 8 (33:58):
Big Allen Tick guy, don't listen, well, you mean Alan Thick,
nothing like Allen Well.

Speaker 9 (34:10):
Robin Thick too from the Spot and his uh need
for poon also got that from Apparently Alan Thick was
the biggest poonhound on the planet really and could.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Get any piece of ass he wanted to. It is
wild like Robin Thick would like come home, you know
when he was a young kid, and his dad would
be in a hot tub with like ten chicks, fair breasted,
ready to go. So you wonder how the guy became broken,
I mean lines. Indeed, see you would have no idea
of watching Growing Pains that Alan think was just a
notorious poon magnet, but it was. Let's see Josh how

(34:46):
about Dan Connor. That's John Goodman from Roseanne. Oh yeah,
big Dan Connor guy. Although Roseanne got a little bit
darker as it went on and Dan was having an affair,
like the last couple of seasons of Roseanne got a
little wild because Dan was having an affair, he had
a heart attack. And then in the last season, I
don't even think Dan's there and they win the lottery

(35:07):
and then Jackie is hanging out with this like king
or something that wants to marry or the last season before,
like the reboot of Roseanne. Oh, it was wild, while
a lot of wild things happened. But anyway, if you
want to get in, text the word Josh and your
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(35:27):
Got a vote for Uncle Phil of course. He is
the dad from the Fresh Prince of bel Air. Although
he's not Will's dad, he is a dad to somebody.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah, so that counts. He's kind of like Will's acting dad.
This couple episodes where you know.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I forgot that Will's Will's dad showed up right at
one He said, you don't want me, uncle, Why don't
you want me? Like that episode shows eupyone and he's
supposed to take him on a trip, and then that's
that's a that's like the trope in every ninety show.
Like it's like when Rod Belding it was the substitute
for a couple of days. Like, I like, how they're
gonna let it substitute teacher take all these kids on
a whitewater rafting because he's the brother of the principal.

(36:04):
And then he doesn't show because he's trying to get laid. Yeah,
and then everybody's like, no, mister Belding, You're you're the
real living because I think it's Janie. You know, Janis
is in town, the flight attendant. Janis. Yeah, let's see.
If you want to get in, text the word Josh
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(36:27):
of reporter on the news in the host of Wake
Up San Francisco was making at least a milli year.
Considering the house the family lived in. You know what
they don't mention he probably, if we're being fair, was
collecting life insurance on his wife. Huh oh, I did
not consider that. What if they didn't even live in
that house before his wife died? And then he's like,
well now we're cooking, we're moving on up because he's

(36:47):
certainly not getting any help from Uncle Jesse, who's a
struggling artist, and Joey's also a struggling artist until he
gets that mister woodshut gig all right, So anyway, get
in now if you want to. We'd like to hear
from you. Call favorite TV dads of all time. Kim
arrested again? Wow, Kim. Also, we have got strange things

(37:09):
a foot at the Somerset Collection, so stick around. Well,
it's been a trying week for Kim Mathers, aating some
local news.

Speaker 10 (37:18):
Kim Mathers, the ex wife of Eminem, was arrested again
last night by Chesterfield Police, the same police department that
arrested her earlier.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Did she have a phone in her hand in her car?

Speaker 10 (37:27):
She was booked and later released from the Macomb County
jail once again. This latest arrest comes just days after
she pleaded no contest to charges related to a crash
involving a parked car. This is actually her mugshot from
before we've made it like, we.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Don't have the new one he had, just one hasn't
been posted. We got this one on file.

Speaker 10 (37:44):
Multiple calls to police in Chesterfield Township about this latest arrest,
and we are still waiting to hear back. Well, of course,
bring you that information as soon as we get it.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I want to point out that this woman who's now
been arrested twice this week, right, has that at least
been involved in this situation twice. She's hitting park cars,
she's doing all this. How many times you think she
has to go to a defensive driving class zero? How
many times do you have to go least once? Yeah,
and think about this, James, and again I'm just just look,
I understand police have a job to do. This lady

(38:15):
here and I are on the same level. You know
why neither one of us are in jail. Yet she
is clearly someone who should be in jail. She is
a danger to the people. It sounds like in this
time now, I am not a danger to the people.
I am a completely like all I did was you know,
I mean you are if you're making bets on your
phone while you're driving an automobile. Yeah, you're a danger
to the people. Yeah, if it's that big of a deal,

(38:36):
then the real cop should be focused and not some
spies that are out trying to pop people and then
relay back to their other cop buddies. All I'm saying
is you can go to any news outlet on any
morning and look at news stories the number of people
who also get to share freedom with me. Yet I
get treated like they do. I'm on the same level
as these people. This lady right here, this Kim, this

(38:56):
Kim right here is on the same level in the
eyes of the police as I am. And you want
to tell me that the system's not broken, James, Well,
at least the system is broken. You guys aren't in
the same level in the eyes of the courts, because
I think she's going to have a heck of a
lot more Courtenay's coming up than what you do. Or
in the eyes of the bags under her eyes? Oh
my god, those are heavy, heavy are the bags under
her eyes? Let me play that again. I want to

(39:19):
hear to some local news.

Speaker 10 (39:20):
Kim Mathers, the ex wife of Eminem, was arrested again
last night. By Chesterfield Police, the same police department that
arrested her earlier.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
I bet they were on their computers driving when they
were doing it too, books and later released from the
McComb County jail once again.

Speaker 10 (39:34):
This latest arrest comes just days after she pleaded no
contest to charges related to a crash involving a parked car.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
So twice she's been arrested in a week and we're
both free. Tell me how that makes sense. Make it
make sense, James, she has more money and better lawyers.
I don't even think she's got that much money. She
can't look I have no money. So but like, there's
no way she has that much money, because at some
point I think the eminem well drives up had to
of as long as it's not like she needs child support.

(40:02):
Their kids aren't of age that they need child's hell,
their kids are having kids. So I don't think she's
got that much cash. If she did, she'd get those
bags fixed under her eyes look good. I don't know.
I don't have the answers.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Those are my thoughts. I believe she probably has more
money in the better legal representation.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
But yet in the eyes of the world, we are
the same the guy that happened to be holding this
phone in the car in Shelby Township is the same
as this deadbeat lady. And that's a problem. That's something
that needs to be remedied. Yeah, what are you gonna
do about it? Well, I'm gonna go take that defensive
driving class and probably pay another fine. Yeah, you like
it or not.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
This is The Josh Ennis Show, one of.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Six point seven w LZ Detroit, The Josh Innis Show Sports. Well,
we have the Pistons tonight as they look to stay alive.
They're in Cleveland for Game six. If they lose, it's over.
If they win, they come back to LCA, where apparently
everybody's convinced they're going to win that game, even though

(41:02):
they just lost to Elsie. They dissed. As long as
it happens, we're winning a little big lead. But the
less a couple moves. Yeah, so we'll see. There was
no game on no NBA last night, so I found
myself betting on the w NBA bad that I haven't
n I love live man for you. Well I thought
that I was gay, Yeah, but no, but I won.

(41:26):
Oh okay, So look, Paige Beckers came through for your boy.
Nice game page. I'm watching her pass the ball back
and forth with her girlfriend, and I'm like, this is odd,
like and in my mind, I'm like, in the NBA,
what if, like I don't know, like Lebron was was
banging you know, uh, I don't know Austin Reeves, Like,
wouldn't that just be so Like it seems to be

(41:46):
viewed differently, Like in WNBA world, we're like, oh, that's fine,
don't even ask questions about it. But can you imagine
if Lebron and and uh DeAndre Ayton. Yeah, a lot
of questions about what happened in the showers post game. Yeah,
but with the ladies, You're like, we can't ask that question.
I'm like, why can't you ask that question? You know'd
be a huge story, but it's like, this shouldn't be
a story what their sexuality is. It would be the

(42:08):
biggest story in the history of sports. If the male
equivalent of Paige Becker's who I mean, she's the best player,
biggest star. Like, if we found out that Let's see,
if we found out that Anthony uh what's his name
up in Minnesota, Anthony Edwards. If we found out that

(42:31):
Anthony Edwards was poon tanging around with one of his teammates.
It would literally be the biggest story that ever happened
in the history of sports. Yeah, so spare me the
idea that, well, you only care because it's lesbian. No,
it would have been a gigantic story the other way around.
I thought that I was gay, but at least I won. See,
that's all that matters. You know, it didn't really matter,

(42:51):
Like people can judge you for betting on certain things,
but as long as you win, you say, kiss my ass. Yeah,
and that's what I did last night. I was victorious
betting on lesbian basketball. Kiss his ass, Kiss it right now.
Tuck her up, butter Cup. So the Tigers, they're not

(43:11):
good at baseball anymore. That didn't last very long, as
it turns out, not great Schantes Tiger's any good. Nope.
Chontes is a very honest guy. That's what I've always
admired about Shontes is that, you know, he's very forthright

(43:32):
and what he has to say. Tell you this. I
think we're starting to see though that the Tigers that
end of last season into the start of this season,
the jig was up. We're on to you. We're on
to you. You're not very good, are you? Tigers? Wait,
we're on to you. You know. And granted they've they're
dealing with pitching issues, and we get that, injuries, all that,

(43:52):
injuries all over, but they didn't do anything to make
their offense better in the off season and you're seeing that.
Here's some of the scores that we've seen from them
in the last stretch, where they've lost like nine out
of ten games, eight of nine. I think, let's see,
they gave up ten runs. They lost a game ten
to three to the Red Sox, four to nothing to
the Red Sox, five to one to the Royals, ten

(44:13):
to two, to the Mets, nine to four yesterday to
the Mets. Ouch, you're not very good at baseball. But
the good news is, if you're looking for a positive,
the division does suck. So as bad as the division is,
you know, you're only four and a half games out,
you can win. That's not true, Adrian, only four and

(44:34):
a half out. I bet they're probably hanging out somewhere
around the wild cards, so you can win. I think
you're too negative. Every time you tell that, you know
what happens. Rocky would always win Yeah, so maybe you
don't know anything. Maybe I'm not gonna follow you. I'm
not gonna tail your bets, Adrian. This is your verse
psychology on your end. Maybe so, But tonight we get
basketball basket ball. Also, the schedule is out for the Lions,

(44:59):
and and I have predicted they go nine to eight,
because everybody likes predictions on a schedule that happens in
four months. Yeah, and that, friends, is sports. Thank you.
And one of those next point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh
Ennis show. You see the big gym got whacked over
at WCSX. I heard did he whacked or did he lead? Well,
I don't know that. People just lead those jobs. And

(45:22):
I'm not trying to rip the guys. You just ask
my honest opinion. No, I don't think like im. By
the way, I have nothing negative to say. I met
the guy one time. He's a nice guy. The time
we met him, you've met him a lot. I met
him one time, we met him over at the Gene Simmons.
He was nicer than Gene Simmons. Well, and here's the thing, dude,
So the dude did this for twenty four years, right,
had the same basically worked at the same place for

(45:44):
twenty four years and have the morning show for twenty
four years. But he had the same He was.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Involved in morning radio for I think the whole time
he was there. I think eventually he became his own
morning show correct within like the last what maybe five
six years or sure maybe a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Look, twenty four years in one place in one city
is an accomplishment. I'm not gonna wave. That's incredible, dude.
I've in the last four years, I've lived in four places,
and it's the way it's You'll never know, but the
way things go. Like I was thinking about this the
other day, about you, or at least yesterday, whenever I
saw this guy got whacked and that he had been

(46:20):
doing it for twenty four years, which is an eternity
in a radio world at one place. Because from the
time I turned twenty three is when I got the
job in Houston. I went from Baton Rouge to Houston
and I was twenty three and I got a job
there doing like third Guy morning show, Hyjenings, Oh get
your chest waxed on the air guy, And I was
twenty three when that happened. Then the next year I

(46:41):
got moved afternoons and whatever. I stayed at that place
for I believe four years and two months and left
for another job. That is the longest I've had a
job in any place was four years and two months.
Four years in radio is pretty long time. And I
also left for a better opportunity in the same company.
I didn't get fired. Now, I got fired a couple
of times. But it's just wild because I think about this,

(47:02):
and I'm not going to rip the dude he got whacked.
It is what it is, you know. I mean, dude,
to not get whacked at the same job for twenty
four years as an accomplishment, I don't make it twenty
four months and I either get whacked or I leave.
So but like when I started doing the rock stuff,
I got a job in Nashville and it was on
a station called one oh five nine in the Rock,
and they put me on in mornings there. I'd been
out of work. I'd done sports for most of my life,

(47:23):
and I did this and I had two years of
very big success there and I left to go to
Saint Louis at a different company. I stayed there for
about fifteen months and they realized they paid me way
too much money for the job that I was doing,
so they fired me and I was out of a
job there for a year. Then I moved here. I
have had three rock radio jobs since the beginning of
twenty twenty one, so that's over five years. I've had

(47:46):
three jobs. I've moved three times in there, So that
tell you all that. To tell you this, the fact
that a dude lasts for twenty four years in one
place is an accomplishment. I'm not going to lit a guy. Look. Look,
if there's one thing I know about, it's radio stuff.
Right to make it somewhere twenty four years is a
good accomplishment. The fact that they let that radio station
he rode into nothing is the problem. And you were

(48:07):
telling me that you saw people talking about how they're
gonna flip it to sports or something. Yeah, I've heard
they're gonna flip the sports as a local sports guy
who left his job at the news channel. So that's
what the rumors. I will bet you the very little
money I have that that does not happen. They're dumb.
I don't think they're that dumb. And I think people
try to connect these dots because oh wow, rock station

(48:28):
is carrying Michigan football. Wow, do you know how many
rock stations across the country carry sports? A lot. Go
to Pittsburgh, hockey is on sports or on rock radio there.
Go to Philadelphia, that's kind of where one of the
towns that originated it with a radio station that Stern
used to be on there that played the Eagles. I mean,
there's a lot of these, right. So, like the idea

(48:48):
and I've heard this too. You know w CSX is
gonna start doing sports. They're not. And if you believe that,
bless your hard. I think you're stupid. I mean, I
just mean that wholeheartedly. And I like whoever feels that way,
that is a dumb viewpoint. Why because they play Michigan football.
They fired a guy because they don't want to pay people.
Nobody wants to pay anybody. Do you really believe that
a radio station is gonna fire their big dollar morning

(49:09):
show and staff an entire sports radio station. Do you
know how much it cost to run a good sports
radio station, A lot more than it cost to hit
F nine on a keyboard and play rock music. So like,
no offense, Like, I'm just letting you know that that's
how this works. The idea that WCSX, this heritage rock
station is gonna just magically flip to sports and they

(49:31):
don't want to pay money now, but they're gonna invest
the I mean, you're gonna to put a sports radio
station on there that is even competitive because you want
to make it at least competitive with the ticket. Right.
The last thing you're gonna do is want to spend
more and more and more money to staff a station.
People don't want to staff stations period, So no, that

(49:51):
is not going to happen. It's seems like a weird
assumption because here's what people do. People on the internet
and they get on message boards and they're either old
has been radio p people or just people that listen
to radio, so they think they know about it or
Doug shook their hand one so all of a sudden
they think they're radio experts. They're dufices that sit around
and truly don't know dick about it. Let's be honest.
These people on these message boards and stuff, so then

(50:12):
they all want to sound educated, so they all want
to tell you what's about to happen. Well, riddle me this,
experts that know about radio, would you blow up a
radio station that's got forty to fifty years of equity.
On the off shot that you're gonna start doing sports
and have to pay five, six, seven times what you're
paying for your current staff, you gonna do that in

(50:33):
the world of rated No, it's such a dumb viewpoint,
and people who think that way it is a misguided viewpoint.
I'll never get it, and if I'm wrong, I'll say
I'm wrong, and I'll say I'm the moron. That is
not going to happen period. That is because, hey, they
don't have a chance against the ticket. The Ticket's a monolith.
You're not gonna beat the ticket, and if you're gonna
even try to compete, you gotta go all freaking in
to do it, and they're not gonna do that. That

(50:55):
means you have to go and get one or two
of their teams. You have to go get the Tigers
or the Lions or somebody to make your station viable.
It's not just Michigan football and Michigan hockey. So again,
that's a little inside radio stuff for you. I didn't
know I was gonna go down that path, but good
for Big Jim for making it twenty four years. That's
an accomplishment. As I told you, I couldn't tell you
the last time I spent twenty four months on a
radio station. This guy spent twenty four years on a

(51:17):
radio station. So I'm gonna give him credit for that.
Good for him, and if they get somebody with a
brain over there to figure it out. There's no reason
why that station should be buried the way it is,
but they've allowed it to get buried, and it shouldn't
be so anyway, Josh Ennis show Little Lincoln Park for you.
Now this is numb. We will get to that story
about the person wilding out at the mall. So we'll

(51:38):
get to that out in Troy. It's coming up WLLSA
and Joshennis Show. It's Josh and James today. So here's
what I'm gonna do, because I want to provide the
allotted time for this, I'm gonna push back the story
about the Somerset collection to next segment. Okay, but I
did read this story. So according to psychologists, they say
that it's healthy for men to spend extra time on

(51:59):
the toilet. In most cases, it's because they use the
bathroom as their safe zone and it's a place where
they can go to distress. So do you distress when
you're on the commode? I think I think you could
call it distressing. Well, dude, like I go into hiding
when I'm at home and like say, our dog is
like bothering Jilly or something. I'm like, hold on, I'm
going to the bathroom and then I'm like forty seven

(52:21):
reels deep, just like scrolling and scrolling. That's the only
time you have the option. Like, and I guess women
don't know this that, like I'm not even pooping, I
might just be sitting on the toilet reading because that's
the only way women are not Like, hey, now, if
you have kids, the kids don't care, Like they will
sit in there with you while you Yeah, then criticize

(52:42):
you for pooping, and they'll make fun of you and
laughing in the nuts. Well here's the thing though, Like
I wouldn't call it distressing. It works. If I pooped,
it works. That's super stressful because you don't know who's
going to walk in. You start to try to hold
it in because you don't want like loud carts, you
don't want to do that. That's tough. Now I admire

(53:02):
those who are capable of just unloading in the public
bathroom or at the work bathroom. Like there's some people
who don't care, like keV from the Mojo show don't
ripping ass does not care me. I don't feel that way,
Like I feel dainty when I'm on the toilet it
to work. I had a buddy of mine that used
to work at AIG or something like that, and he
told me like he would spend thirty minutes of morning

(53:23):
on the toilet just to not work. Really, and I
think that's kind of how it works. It's a mental reset,
is what this would be called. You go to the bathroom,
you sit on the commode, a place where no one
expects anything from you, and you sit on the toilet
and you just destress and you disappear from the worries
of the day.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Well, this reminds me of like a there's a meme
with like John Cena or he's doing like this little
dance and it's like they put him green screen on
a toilet. Yeah, and it's like wife is going crazy
with the kids in the other room, where's dad And
it's the John Cena on the toilet.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I was like, that's me. Sometimes that should be you
every day. Every day. Well, we can't tell your wife though,
that that's what you do. Well, she may be listening,
probably already heard just you lie, you just lie. And
that's the thing though, And look, I'll defend men on this,
is that everyone thinks that the mom always is the
one that deserves all the like the me time and
everything else. And if you're a man and you suggest that,

(54:17):
then you're just a poon and you're be a man
and raise your kids. There's nothing wrong with homeboy wanted
to sit on the commode for thirty minutes to the
point that his legs become jelly, tries to get off
the toilet and he falls down like the scarecrow. Oh whoop.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
So I guess I gotta stay for an extra ten
minutes until my legs get the feeling again.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Your destressed poop should get to the point that it
gets stressful because you can't feel your foot and you're
afraid that feeling's never gonna come back because it fell
asleep and had a no matter what, no matter what.
Every time my foot falls asleep on the toilet and
I know my foot's gonna wake up, I'm still petrified
that it won't. I start kicking the tub. I'm like, God,
damn it, now wake up.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
And it was rather stay numb because once the pins
and needles started in there, you can't even walk. It's
closest seeing the gout.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
I've ever had. Well you've had gout though, too. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's rough. That's why it's the closest thing to gout
of him. I mean, here's what I need from people.
You can text five to one eight eight one. Text
the word Josh and your message to five one eight
eight one, or call eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh sixty seven. Here's my question for you this morning.
Are you one of these people that goes into the commode,

(55:21):
whether it be at work or at home, and like
you're pooping right, Like, I mean there's poop, but I
mean you're getting the business done. But you extend that
poop twenty twenty five thirty minutes and you're scrolling through
looking at Libby done on the instagrams and stuff? Do
you do that just to avoid your wife? Do that
to avoid work? Your kids? Are you one of those

(55:42):
I think every man does this. When I read this,
I said, absolutely, there is not a man out there
that doesn't sit on the commode for hours at a time,
and not gonna say hours at a time, but over
the course of a week, hours like you're talking. And
I would guarantee you that men spend over half an
hour a day sitting on the toilet well after they
have done their business. Why because it's just a place where,

(56:04):
in theory nobody can bother you. You just destress and
you start watching stuff on Instagram. You might watch a
full episode of your favorite television program on your phone.
Oh wow, I've never gone that far. You might might,
just might. You could, so text the word Josh in
your message to five one eight eight one. Five to
one eight eight one. I just need a head count
here of people. Are you a dude that sits on

(56:27):
the commode for a lot longer than you need to
just to avoid your responsibilities, avoid your wife, avoid your girlfriend,
avoid work? Are you one of those people? Text the
word Josh and your message to five one eight eight one,
and let's estimate how much time a day do you
think you spend on the commode? James uh A day
two pooper? Yeah, okay, poop in the morning that I

(56:48):
usually poop. Again, It's okay throughout the day. Yeah, that's
you at least forty five minutes. Forty five to fifty minutes,
so you're averaging twenty something minutes of poop. Yeah, and
how much of that do you think is even necessary?
Two minutes of it in the morning. It takes me, like,
you know, five to eight minutes, you know, to actually
finally start pooping once they get on there. Really, yeah,

(57:09):
because I mean I wake up, I literally wake up,
walk straight to the toilet, sit down, like you know,
I'm gonna have to poop, So get the ball rolling, Yeah,
let's go. Do you have to like coerce it out? Like,
come on, pal, come on, do you have a squatty potty? No? No,
squatty potty. But I'll be looking at the time.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
You're like, come on, Okay, if I don't poop in
the next three minutes, I'm gonna have to wait, and
then half the poop.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
At work because I got to brush my hair. And
then it puts the pressure on you, and your sphincter
knows that. Yeah, So your sphincter's like, we're not gonna
poop today, are we. You're gonna be pooping at work
and Mojo's gonna walk in when you're on the commode
and it's gonna be embarrassing playing cable together. Yeah, well
you can't only because you know there's one stall, because
god forbid you have two bathroom stalls at a radio station.
Maybe somebody will use a urinal like King pen, Kingpiny.

(57:53):
All right, text the word Josh and your message everything
there is about everything. Yeah, eight seven seven nine eight
eight one six seven. We will get to the story
of the dude wilding out at the Somerset Collection. I
promise it's coming up. It's well Josh in this show
one O six point seven w LV Detroit's Wheels. Yeah, sugar,

(58:14):
sugar made all right, So let's do this. Let's hear
about an angry gentleman at the Somerset Collection in Troy.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
The film Matt is behind Bars accused of berating staff
at an upscale store in Troy.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
The incident captured on video.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
Man, it's going viral Fox Who's Loauren Edwards has all
the details tonight.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
The video is.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Disturbing, the yelling, the name calling. You're not going to
believe what you're hearing. So one of warn viewers that
what you're about to see may be hard to watch.
So listen at your own risk. Let's see how edgy
this is. And I'm listening at my own risks.

Speaker 11 (58:54):
This video.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Your mother's on drugs. Guys, this is going to be disturbing. Hey,
your mother's on drugs. Hey, I enjoyl You don't know
my mother because hey, this is going to be disturbing.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
Hey, up your nose with a rubber hose like, oh okay, Hey, hey,
your mama's so fat.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
She got an elevator, thought it was a mobile home.
This is a story about a man going crazy at
an upscale store, going viral.

Speaker 12 (59:24):
Oakland County Prosecutor's Office says Monday, May eleventh, a shopper
at Somerset Maul, fifty three year old Sub's side of
Northville allegedly accosted two men inside a store where a
quote vulgar remarks about Islam and saying he had a
quote gun in his car. From the video, the store
appears to be Louis Baton. They say he was then
escorted off the premise and Quo shouted vulgarities at police

(59:47):
officers in the parking lot, and then they say he
allegedly exposed himself to correction officers while in custody few days.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Oh so it's quite a bit more than just screaming
at them. All. I feel like they misrep presented this
right because they said this is going to be disturbing.
He threatened with a gun, pulled out his wiener, and
he I mean, just no day sumrset mall. Yeah, obviously
it's you know, the north end of the mall clear

(01:00:15):
south end.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
I don't think you could afford to walk across that
thing that goes across sixteen miles or a big beaver.

Speaker 12 (01:00:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
The thing is though, again, the way they sold this,
they sold this, this is going to be hard to
listen to. Plug your virgin ears. You do not want
to hear this. It will shock you. Hey your mother
does drugs. Hey, Hey, your mother does drugs. Hey. I
don't know why, I just turn him into the dude
on Everybody Loves Raymond. Hey, Raymond, your mother does drugs? Raymond.

(01:00:44):
But that was weird. And then the guy apparently exposed
himself and said things about Islam, and he's like, I
got some park for you. Oh no, I hope he
needn't go down that road like that park. I don't know.
I have no idea what he was doing, he said,
I mean his hog was out, his hog out, know
if he was in, So I don't know if he's
I don't know. I don't really understand how anything, you know.

(01:01:07):
I wonder if that's a category on OnlyFans Halla Hog,
hallo hog dude. What if it's a category on the Hub?
That could be like if you go to the Hub,
you're like Hallal, like hey, and like some guy's doing
a whole bit and he's like you like what you guys.
She's like, I can't have it. He's like it's Hallal, Oh, okay,

(01:01:27):
it's treated humanely. Well, that's a pork of a different color.
I guess I will take it for a rod. But
it's true. It's true. It's Hellal. I wouldn't lie to you, never,
never would. But yeah, so that was I guess the
big part of the story there is, I wouldn't he

(01:01:48):
exposed himself. How are you in custody but still expose
yourself like I would think they would have had you
cuffed at that point. He's just very good. He's he's
very good with his hands behind his back. He's like Houdini.
He's like the who of hog reveal.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Instead of disappearing or escaping, his penis becomes exposed.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
He's hogg DEENI is actually what he is. It's like
kind of this hog get out. His hands are behind
his back, he's cuffed, he's in a straight jacket, houses
dong out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Watch after this guy's Halloween Man performance, I drank it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Thank you all right? Halloween got sha this show Halloween. Yeah,
one of six point seven Detroit's wheels. Josh in his
show by Josh, he is James. I didn't know. But
Clarence Carter died, that's all the stroking guy. And my
first thought was that he died of a stroke because
that would have been appropos But no, he just he

(01:02:44):
had like cancer or something. But uh, Clarence Carter, he
was ninety black dying crack brother. I don't just make
he stroking. That's what I'm doing now. I'm he's stroking.
So here's a story for you about this. This is
a very filthy song and if you listen to it unedited,
it might be the filthiest song that has ever been recorded,

(01:03:07):
just all done through the guys of this happy upbeat thing.
It's all about boning and everything like it's that's actually
the follow up single stroking, and the follow up hit
the B side was I crank It sounds like a
good time, all right, So Clarence Carter stroking. When I
was in middle school, we would have middle school dances.

(01:03:29):
They would have to happen at the local lions Den
slash Knights of Columbus whatever, because I don't know why
they happened there, but they did. Every dance this would
play and there was a line dance that everyone at
my middle school knew. It was like watching a nineties
movie where like everybody knows how to do the funk
soul bro the check it out now And you're like,

(01:03:51):
how does everybody at the school know this dance?

Speaker 12 (01:03:54):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
But like everybody else did. I was new to the school,
so I didn't know it. But what's wild out this
dance is it's not like the Macarena. This is a
vulgar dance where people pantomime stroking. Oh really, and these
are all like twelve year old people, so like a
dance you'd do pretty good had I crank it. And

(01:04:16):
it's also the people that are chaperoning everyone's doing this dance.
So just to kind of demonstrate it for you. All
I remember about this dance is it went like and
he went to one side, then to the other side,
and then did this. Okay, It wasn't the greatest, you know,
most imaginative line dance, but like you pantomime stroking. So
my dad comes to pick me up one day and

(01:04:37):
my dad is not a prude by any means, Like
he's I mean, he's been pom t hanging around like
he won the first poor and I saw was in
his closet. My Dad's not apprude, okay, and he goes, Josh,
are they playing stroking at the school dance? I'm like, yeah, Dad,
He's like, how old are these kids? You know, twelve thirteen?
And you know the line dance. Everyone knew it, did you,

(01:05:01):
because the whole song is about making love stroking if
messed up, faint, tired enough, thinking all that stuff. Wow,
they said, he catch that line, I crank now so long,
soft short and be stroking like that's this was playing
at the high school there or the middle school dance.

(01:05:22):
But to balance things out, the biggest hit that Clarence
Carter ever had it was a song called pat I
Was Born and Raised Down in Alabama. This is a
banger now fall way back up in the woods. I
was so wrecked. The books used to call him and
patt They used to call him at Patches, buddy Bill,
step down inside. He was hurt because he done all
he could.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
What was a great old man. I can see him
with a shovel in his hands. Seat education he never had.
He didn't want us when the times that fad, they
don't want it from the props.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
He raised passle like that. Now people are sending you
your mama jokes because of that story that we just
said about, like, hey, your mom does drugs. It says
your mom went down on everything but the Titanic. There
you go, Thank you, Texter Clarence carter Man.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
I'm still gonna find one single video of anybody doing
the stroking line day.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
It must have been a made up South Louisiana on
the fly line, Dad. I don't know a regional theme
it must have been. It must have been a very region,
a specifically an oddly specific West Baton Rouge Parish version
of this dance. There's a lot of a coumping and
then step in and clapping, and then I don't know,
I don't know, I gotta do this and wearing I

(01:06:47):
love hot mom shirt doing the dance but looking like
you described well, I mean and look, I know, I
mean maybe it was an alteration on it got you.
But oh yeah, maybe the principle had passed me. Sort
of noum being motions instead we frank we crankin, is
the answer. I used to know some line dances in

(01:07:07):
my day though, because I used to have to go
to this club night with Jilly every Saturday in Houston.
So you go into these rooms and you do like
the eighties room, you do footloose, you do all that stuff. Well, Macarina,
that's not really a lion day. I get low. I
did the wobble low. Can you go? Can you go
down low all the way to the flow? Look, I

(01:07:29):
killed it, brother, I have a gift. I entertained people
no matter where I turned. I light up the stage.
But anyway, rest in power. Clarence Clemens, Clarence Carter, not
Clarence Clemens. Clarence Clemens is the big guy from the
East Street Band. Wrong Clarence, both black, both named Clarence,
both musical icons, both dead, both named Clarence. How many

(01:07:53):
were blind? One. I don't believe that Clarence Clemens was
dead or blind? Where am I at today? Where's my brain?

Speaker 12 (01:08:02):
I crank it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Thank you? All right. It's appreciate you guys hanging out
with us today. If you want to get in on
the text, let me know. Did you guys ever do
a line dance to stroke? And do you even know
what stroking it is? Is that like a South regional
type I thing? Other people have to know the stroke?
I manis? I mean, look, I guarantee you that that's
a staple at the cookout. Stroking is a staple at

(01:08:25):
the cookout? Is it? Anyway? Text the word Josh and
your message to five one eight eight one or call
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Speaker 11 (01:13:58):
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Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
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Speaker 11 (01:14:13):
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Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
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Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Some men you're driving a car, but your hog, but
it's your hog, but steering wheel numbers.

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
I think he's being a little nervous about doing it.
I think he said, I don't.

Speaker 11 (01:14:34):
Need this, you know, but you know what, it was
just thirty minutes of numbing and you really don't feel it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Doesn't weird you out when you're when your dog's numb Like, yeah,
it's like that with the reptions lately. So I've done
that is massage chair and sometimes that's happened to me,
like my lower half. It sounded bad, yeah, but like
you know how you sit in the chairs like at

(01:15:02):
the mall and the guy rubs your neck and stuff.
Somehow in that weird position, I had a thing happened
where I couldn't you your penis. All of a sudden
I couldn't and I thought I was dying. This is
not what will happen at Arbor Longevity kind of just
I kind.

Speaker 11 (01:15:14):
Of flicked it, and I was like, I don't feel anything,
won't feel anything.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Does that also go for the ball or is it
just the hog? Just the hog? Because I imagine if
you could not feel getting like plucked in the scrog, Yeah,
that'd be I mean you, that's a superpower do with
the Jackass movies the case. So anyway, you get the
pea shot, you're skeptical of it, but you get the
p shot. How did it change everything for you? So

(01:15:38):
it changed everything for me?

Speaker 11 (01:15:39):
You know, you really do feel the immediate results. I
was able to drive back home the same day, within
twenty four hours, back to sexual activity.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Yeah you brought it. Yeah, that a baby.

Speaker 11 (01:15:54):
There's there's a little bit of extra confidence there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Yeah. Okay, Now, this is not a guarantee, of course,
that that it could get it could look bigger, get bigger,
but that is a possibility with this. For me, it
was it did impact little Yeah, bonus gratulation. Good job
on the penis man, good job. So, but that's a benefit,

(01:16:18):
that's a side benefit. That is not the main goal
of this. The main goal is for like blood vessels
and the function.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
You know, we want to focus on the function. But
there were esthetic part comes as a benefit.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Gotcha. And you've also benefitted from arbor longevity as well
on a personal level, right of course.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
I mean I couldn't indict myself. It's kind of in
a weird spot. But but I applanning to in the future.
But I know for sure I can see the benefit
from having a partner get one.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Oh good, I like this. So anyway, that's arbor longevity.
There was a round two. No, I've got I've gotten
to know I've gotten too. But there was a round two,
if you know what I mean. It's one and done. Yeah,
it was a one and let's go again. We're doing
this again. Yeah, well there's a boost. Yeah. This is

(01:17:08):
all nonsurgical stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
This is just like an injections and a lot of
the stuff you guys do uses our bodies natural hormones already, right,
you're taking stuff from our bodies and then.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
It's a different process.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Yeah, we draw the blood and then it goes through
the centrifuse. We use double cent refuse because it gives
even more growth factor, that's more concentrated okay, plasma, and
that's what we insect afterward.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
So we're going to be learning a lot more about
arbor longevity over the next couple of months and what
they do and how they can help you. But right now,
online phone numbers, what do we have for you, guys, websites,
what are we looking at?

Speaker 11 (01:17:42):
Yeah, you can book an appointment at arbor loongevity dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
And it's arbor A R B O U R. Yes,
that's correct.

Speaker 11 (01:17:50):
Yeah, thank you, thank you for that. And we just
take a thirty five dollar deposit. The console is completely free.
The thirty five dollar deposits just to hold your.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Okay, just to make that goes towards whatever the bottom
line is, yes, and then you know, if you.

Speaker 11 (01:18:04):
Don't foul through with the treatment, that's go be fine.
We just give it, give you the thirty five dollars
back as a gift card, okay, so you can use
it for whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Awesome, Well, thank you guys. Dominic and Gandhi from our
friends at Arbor Longevity. They're bringing you the rock and
roll five. We're gonna be learning a lot more about them. Yes,
maybe they can make you more sexual. You might feel
like you have no hope, but give you that confidence
bad but let Dominic be the example. There's hope. Yes,
there's hope for everyone. Round two so there around two
could be in your future exactly. So thank you guys,

(01:18:31):
appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
It's not only for people who have issues. You know,
you want to optimize early on.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
So that was ah, so you saying you don't wait
until you have an issue, just come on, okay, Oh
everybody so called, It's like this be like a like
a father's day.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
You go to a gym to maintain your muscle mass.
You know, you talk about performance, but then also in
sexual health we should always talk about or the unoptimize
us and performance.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
There we go. Awesome, God, this is awesome. So we're
gonna learn a lot more about Arbor Longevity here over
the next couple of weeks and months. Thank you, guys,
Dominant Gandhi. We appreciate you. Thank you guys, thank you
for having us you bet here we go more rock
and roll. Thank you for Gandhi and Dominat. We're in
here from Arbor Longevity. They bring you the rock and
roll five Hondo. Are you best friends? Probably so. My

(01:19:17):
wife's gonna be happy. And I admit this, guys, I
think it's true that you went out there and total Well,
if you'd stop bitching, I wouldn't need this shot. No,
I would never say that. No, that's just for behind
closed doors and now on the air. All right, So
what is the phone number for Arbor Lunge. Yeah, guys,
they can reach out to them at seven three four
three two six three three five seven textra call or
info or set up an appointment to meet with them.

(01:19:39):
You can also check them out at arborlongevity dot com.
It's a arb o you are for Arbor. I'm curious
about the bonus added effects of getting these shots, like
a wonderful like I would imagine it. Not a guarantee.
This is like a prize in the cereal box. You
buy the cereal, you're happy, and then you get the
cool prize inside, which is extra you know, length girth.
I don't know guarantee on that, just to be very clear,

(01:20:01):
but I mean it seems to have its benefits, So
it's worth a shot, a bonus couple of centimeters. You
know what I'm saying. I'll I'll take it all right.
If you want those tickets to see Motley Crue, we
got those for you right now, So call eight seven
seven nine eight one oh six seven. It's the Josh
Ennis Show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
If you missed any of the Josh Innis Show, listen
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Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Act one of six point seven WLD Detroit two Wheels
one of six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Ennis Show,
Pistons Tonight, Troy Basket must Land in Cleveland, Winter vacation. Right.
The dichotomy, I don't know if tocotomy is the word
I'm looking for, but it is wild that Dan Gilbert

(01:20:44):
is so instrumental in the revitalization of Detroit, yet here
he is. He was busting all these people into Detroit
to root against Detroit. It is a fascinating thing. Oh
was he doing that? Oh? Yeah? So they did some
of these games. I think the last game particularly, they
brought in a whole like it's got how many buslow
of people they brought over. They got the tickets and
they bust people over from Cleveland. That's kind of their

(01:21:05):
thing for whatever reason. They do that a lot. But
it is interesting because you don't see that in a
lot of places where there's a guy that's a huge
businessman from an area that is in another area now
and owns teams that happened to be a team they
could face an important matchup, like a guy that is
a large part of why downtown Detroit is not the
cesspool that it used to be. And now he's like,
by the way, I'm bringing all my fans of my

(01:21:26):
team over to root against this city. You don't see that.
I can't think of another. I'm sure I will doubt
they exist, but like, you don't see anything to that level.
I mean, this has to be a one of one. Like,
I can't fathom there'd be another situation. I'm trying to
think of it. But because a lot of times when
people buy teams, they're either in the area already. But

(01:21:47):
you know, Dan Gilbert obviously has these ties with Detroit
and it's just fascinating. I'm fascinated by how that whole
thing plays out. But it's business. Is it awkward if
you know, the Pistons lose if he comes into work
in Detroit. You know, one morning, I probably pissed off,
I would guess because he doesn't want Detroit to win.
He wants Detroit to win and everything except the sports.

(01:22:07):
He also owns teams got especially when they're playing head
to head. So that's what you're getting tonight in Cleveland.
It is a must win gamey basket. I found this interesting.
You know this new uh, this ABS challenge right in
the baseball baseball was doing his greening arguments. It is,

(01:22:27):
but while our baseball team here may stink and not
be very good, be very bad, you can win. That
is true on the actual diamond, in the actual results.
But where they do win is challenges. The number one
team in baseball. As it relates to challenges, you can
win success rate with his ABS challenge, Well, they win

(01:22:47):
because they're number one. How did that challenge go at
third base last night? You can win? Well, this is
different though, that's a different type of challenge. Oh different.
This is This is the challenges as it relates to
just at the plaws and stretch this automated ball strike
system or if the ball barely barely barely enters, it
is against everything. Like I hate things that are against

(01:23:10):
the spirit of the rule. Right, there is no defined boundary.
You can tell me that the black of the plate
is the boundary. There is no line if there was
a line, like you know what ball is out of
bound zone and it's been relative for one hundred years, like, yes,
you've been told one hundred and fifty years, since baseball
was invented, since Abner double Day invented baseball, the strike

(01:23:30):
zone has been well it's a little bit wider today
because this umpire has a wider strike zone. You can
argue about whether that's good, bad, or whatever, but it's reality.
So I think we're going against the spirit of the
rule whenever we're saying, boy, did just see that that
little tiny strip like little piece of that ball.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Yet I feel like, if it's not a majority of
the ball, at least half the ball in the strike zone,
it's not a strike.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
My first MO feel it. It is against And I
understand why you do it. You want to get calls, right,
I understand it. But this is not an inbounds out bounds.
This is not touchdown, this is not catch no catch.
This is an imaginary, made up line that for one
hundred and fifty years has been determined by the person
behind the plate that day. So now you just want
me to believe that this strike zone is real and

(01:24:13):
it's not. It's the same way I watch a baseball
game and you'll see the box on the screen, which
they don't show much anymore because of this, But every
game used to have the box and people would judge
whether or not a guy made a good pitch on
that box. Nobody knows if that box is accurate or not.
Nobody has a clue. But oh my god, did you
see miss this pitch? Like no, because it's a made
up fairy tale box that you're just assuming is accurate.

(01:24:36):
It's produced by the television. You don't know if it's
accurate or not. But all that said, nobody has a
better success rate challenging these as a team than the Tigers.
So we're good at something at least number one. That's something.
Now the batters who challenge and have the most success,
which one of our guys, Kevin McGonagall. He does everything well,

(01:24:58):
he's comfortable, shirtless. Yeah, he's hitting the ball. He is
challenging balls and strikes. He is eighth in baseball signing
big money contract. Yeah he is eighth overall in batter
challenge success rate when he challenges. And that's the other
thing is you can't lie like you don't want to
go out there and do that because you cost your team. Now,
sometimes the guys do it and they're just they're angry

(01:25:19):
and they challenge and then they are proven wrong anyway.
But and then as far as Catcher's challenging, Dylan Dingler
is eighty percent success rate. Right, way to go Dingler,
Way to go Dingler, like the way that dingles. Yeap,
So there you go. So we're good at something. It
is the Josh Ennishell, thank you guys for hanging out
with us today. Would you like to hear rock and Roll?

(01:25:39):
Yes you would. This is the Beastie These are the
Beastie Boys. This is the Beastie Boys. Oh, six point
seven Detroit Wheels. Josh Ennishell, welcome ed you asked me.
But we were talking about Big Jim getting whacked earlier.
And look, I don't necessarily feel bad when people get
whack because I've been like, it's a weird thing, that's

(01:26:00):
part of the business.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
It is so like, I don't want anything bad to
happen to the person that lost their job, but you
understand like this, I get it, like I've lived with
the cookie crumbles.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
And trust me, I assure you this guy has made
a ton of cash and he's had the same you
know job at least at the same radio station for
twenty four years. Like he'll live, he'll make it, right, Uh,
there are people that never make it. So there are
people like me that have been in four cities in
the last five years. Like, you know, it is what
it is. So I'm not, you know, celebrating that the
guy lost his gig, But I'm also not like, oh,

(01:26:29):
poor guy, because I mean it's one of those things
where you kind of have to see the writing on
the wall in certain instances, right, And well, look, we've
been scaring at it for like the last three months.
It's true, that's kind of how it goes. And and
it's a hard gig to make a lot of money in,
especially when people are telling you to do less. And

(01:26:52):
that's what I think his situation was. I wasn't there,
but if I had to guess at one time, show's
cook and he's probably doing a whole show, then it's
time goes on. They're like, hey, these numbers here aren't
very good, talk less and less and less and less,
and then before you know it, it's like, yeah, why
are they justified? Like when I got fired in Saint
Louis and they brought me in to be kind of
an afternoon morning show kind of guy, right, and they

(01:27:15):
paid me a lot of money, more than I was
getting paid to work in Nashville, and hear and stuff.
When I was at iheard the previous time and I knew,
like you can sense it. You're like, there's no reason
these people should be paying me all this money because
it's like it doesn't make sense, but you take the
job because it's a lot of money, and in your
mind you're like, this is gonna be huge, and then
after a certain amount of time, you realize it's not
going to be, even though you're doing good, and you

(01:27:36):
know the station as a whole wasn't doing great, but
like you sound good, but you're like, they're not going
to keep around a guy when they have a morning
show as well. They're not going to pay a guy
to be a disc jockey this much money in the afternoon.
They just won't. So you could see the writing on
the wall, I would guess, and I don't know. Big
Jimmy was nice the one time I met him, so
I'm not going to dump on him or anything. I
did all that for months. Now now he's fired, I'll

(01:27:56):
be nice, but he's no longer it's like, hey, you
want to go golf, Yeah, let's be best friends. But
I would imagine that was he had to have seen
the writing on the wall. I mean, he's got his
buddy going in there filling in for him in the
mornings and like, hey, it's screaming Scott's neighborhood or whatever.
I'm like, well, no, that would piss me off if
someone like basically change it from Big Jim's house to

(01:28:17):
screaming Scott's out. And all these people that you said
were saying they're gonna flip to a sports station. If
they do that, they're the dumbest people on the planet.
And maybe they are. Maybe they're dumb people. They fired me,
so that's true. They really you're stupid. You know what,
it's possible, Then anything's possible. At this point, they fired you,
and and now they might flip to sports and the

(01:28:38):
look I by the way, if I'm you know, I
talked to Tony up here a lot, and Tony thinks
I'm a moronic person who has no programming ability, but
I know a little bit about radio. Every time I
bring up a radio thing, he's like, oh, you think
you're a program director. Now I'm like, yeah, Tony, I
think I do. But if I were programming and you
said we want to do a sports show a station,
I would I think you could win, or at least

(01:28:59):
look it. Probably never beat the ticket. But I think
if you started a sports station and did it right
and invested the money in it and tried and stole
a couple teams from them, if you got the Tigers,
I think that to me, like the Tigers something like that,
and you started to be a radio station. That way
you can make money. You can make money. Would you
beat the ticket? Probably not? They're the established brand, But
you go at them and are you making money? There's

(01:29:19):
an egg, Yes, there's an exist. There is as a
possibility to exist, is all. I would say. They're not
going to do that because that costs too much money.
They don't want to pay Big Jim. Do you think
they're going to pay twenty dudes to work on a
sports station. If you have a sports station, you need
for the major day. You need like seven eight hosts.
You need a producer for every show board out for
every show. You're gonna pay all those people. So any
of these dummies that would buzz board people or they

(01:29:42):
syndicate already made sports it would not work. ESPN they
could it will not want to carry that, it will
it will fail. They tried that, all right, If who
tried that to bounce, they've already had a sports station
in that building, yes, that one. So the only way
for that to be successful is to do it where
you're full on local and everything. Doing it half asked

(01:30:02):
with like here's Jim Rome and here's whatever, and then
our local afternoon show like they tried with h Drew.
It's not gonna work. You have to be fully committed
to it, and if you're not, it will fail and
it'll just be a stinker. If you said we're gonna
invest a ton of cash and we're gonna go after them,
you got a shop. But they're never gonna do that
because that costs too much money. People are risk averse,
cost averse. So all the buzzboard people and all these

(01:30:25):
people who think they're experts on radio, they don't know Dick.
They have no idea, essentially, is what it comes down to.
They don't know a damn thing. So whatever. But and
granted it could happen, I just don't think it will.
I just don't think it makes any sense, all right. Anyway,
that said, we play rock and roll music, yeah, and
we continue to do that, and Laura is going to
continue to do that. That is coming up here in

(01:30:48):
just a few minutes. Another chef for one thousand dollars. Correct,
and we're getting out of here. We will see you later.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
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